They hate Dan because he is a white man...literally no other reason, happens in pretty much everything now a days. The R2D2 moment you put in was hilarious, worth it!
My ex is from Louisiana and after her father passed away, we were going through all of his stuff, and I found his tacklebox.. She told me, "Bet you there's a gun in there..." and there was.. Being from a more northern part of the US, I naively ask, "Why would he have a gun in his tacklebox?" and she said, matter-of-factly, "Because when you're fishing in the bayou, there are things that can eat you if you don't have a gun." .. Made sense to me.
@@magnarcreed3801 well, I was born and raised in rural Missouri, and there really wasn't anything that would eat you where I went fishing.. Sure there coyotes around those areas, but I never saw one.. They are VERY shy of humans around there, likely because they were nearly exterminated by people in the past.
This was hilarious to watch and please review more movies like this Alteori! 😂❤️ Also R.I.P. to Dan. He was a good character and didn’t deserve to die. 😔
Holy s**t! I’m gonna be honest, this is one of my favorite movies. It’s just fantastic dumb popcorn fun. I always hoped for a sequel…I have it on DVD, but, I think it’s on Tubi. Enjoy!🍿💀👍
Fun fact: some tribes referred to human meat as “long pig” due to the taste and consistency. Honestly, a better joke for the “what you’re actually eating” set up would’ve been to say “nutria” and then after she says “it’s delicious” tell her that it’s a invasive species of swamp rat. 🎩 🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Same here, also came out at the same time as ANOTHER giant evil fish movie called Snakehead Terror. Both were crap, but in different and hilarious ways.
@@nooneofimportance2110 Oh yeah! I kinda remember that one too! Sci-Fi always had a lot of those schlocky movies. Some I was actually scared of, others I was just in it for the monsters.
You've unlocked some memories for me, I remember my father and mother watching this movie on DVD in 2006, back then it scared me😂 Edited: another weird horror movie I remembered seeing are that same year was feast, damn was that movie weird, scary and funny at the same time 😂 my favorite part was the guy who said he was the hero only to be proven otherwise 🤣
weird repeat in the beginning. I remember this movie from long ago. Snakehead are a fish you don't want to mess with even in real life, although the ones in this movie are enlarged for entertainment. Good review Alteori, Most movies from the Sci-fi channel (Back then thats where I saw it) were so cringe.
22:42 - a lot of his behavior after the dinner scene could be explained by the mother either casting an actual spell on him, or the right combination of vocal persuasion and herbal mixtures/ drugs
I find it funny how the girl who’s dating the white lawyer has to like the black main character I’m just think it’s funny how anytime a white dude in a movie is dating or married a black girl it’s always the same story of the white guy is bullied for doing it but it doesn’t feel that way when it’s the other way around
A yes oldie. Saw this one evening going home from school playing in a shop. I sat and watch the whole movie I had a hard time going home because I live beside a river and it was night
As an introvert I have to agree, who wants to live in the middle of nowhere, but then again I really don't dislike or like people, so living near people I have no problem as long as they don't actively look to get my attention
Hello Alteori. I remember this movie, have not seen it in a long time. It came out in 2004, I was in 3rd or 4th grade when it was on sci-fi. It was okay back then, but now, after watching this review it was meh - horrible, still kinda liked it. Genetic engineered snakeheads, scary to see those in the while. Oh Alteori, you should check out Snakehead Terror from 2004 it's somewhat related to Frankenfish. Please do a review of it. Also, if you haven't already please check out Anonymous Rex from 2004. Sci-fi dinosaur movie. Dinosaur survive the extinction event disguise as humans living among us. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
I haven't seen this movie in a decade, saw it at a young age due to my daycare just having plenty of movies just like that one. It wasn't even freaky or scary at that age and oddly did like it.
This was one of my favorite sci-fi channel movies. I remember watching this as a little kid being scared shitless of the fish and finding out Japanese snake heads were real and could actually walk on land it made it even worse 😂
Yeah, I remember seeing this on the Sci fi channel back in the day. It's entertaining, but far from good. I think the only redeeming factor of the movie were the boobs, and even then, free internet porn trumps that. (Edit): I forgot to mention this came out back-to-back with Snakehead Terror.
In regards of what questions you had about Hexes and Charms Alteori🦊, as a modern witch myself (going around 5 years at this point), I can tell you that we have a philosophy that whatever you do to another "will be returned thricefold". And hexes and charms mean't to make a person fall in love with you are STRICTLY taboo to many of us, as it will ALWAYS bring musfortune to both people. The most we do in terms of a "love spell" are spells mean't to increase passion or sexuality that is already existing.❤ A person compelled to do something will usually have feelings of discomfort and will find themselves constantly second-guessing themselves on the matter. In terms of curses we only use things that prevent ourselves from being cursed or (for the VERY few of us) we do so when a person has wronged us constantly or is beyond reasoning with. Happy to answer your questions, and let me know if you want to ask anything else.👍🦊
Funfact, the fish in this movie are actually inspired by a real species knows as Snakehead Fish. Snakehead are incredibly invasive fish that can survive on land for several days due to their ability to breathe air. They are also very hungry.
Can you by any chance do a reaction/review of an animated show called "The Owl House", it's about a young human girl (Hispanic if I'm not mistaken) named Luz that stumbles into a portal door leading to the demon realm trying to learn to become a witch (the rest is up to you to watch and enjoy). The show currently has 2 seasons
I haven’t commented in a bit but im still here 😃🙌🏼 Hola Alteroi its Jesus aka Blue 🙂👍🏼the one who had a face masked and u said I look like sub zero lol
I'd hate living in some apartment in a city, and really like having moved someplace rural. But I think in a universe where Asylum films are real, I'd only live in a bunker.
I don’t know much about swamps but my family does have a boat. Considering swamps typically have large trees and thick areas of mud it could be easier for a larger boat like the one around 5:20 to be unusual in a swamp. The roots from trees can easily scrape up the bottom if it’s too close and could potentially get stuck in or on something like mud or debris. But again I don’t live in or near a swamp so I’m not really qualified to say this is for sure a fact.
When sharpening a blade, you often use a wetstone, and they require moisture, liquid to work... Usually it's oil, but you can spit on your blade and then sharpen it.
So not gonna lie..... I thought that the title said "dating A swamp monster" instead of "dating AND swamp monsters"... which is still interesting but not quite as unusual
Oh my God, I love the Kawaii black fox Avatar. And I remember frankenfish, and I thought it was a pretty good sci-fi movie. I've always liked these kinds of movies, you can't take him seriously, and as a result they can be really entertaining.
when i first saw the title i thought it said "A cautionary tale about DATING SWAMP MONSTERS". which made the first third of the video a little confusing before i fully recepted the title.
There was just an article on my Yahoo feed about the Northern Snakeheads running amock on the east coast, the end of the article mentioned that they're quite tasty.
And also Alteori could you please do some Dragons the Nine Realms season 3 theories like what if humans got the dragons DNA and get genetic power will they be able to create the indominus rex indoraptor or scorpius rex of the dragon world or they could create a population of Chimeragons the dragons from the video game Dragons Dawn of New Riders
the fish is a highly mutated snake fish I believe is what they said in the movie, the guy I guess did so to hunt these fish but didn't think to keep them seperate so they wind up with unnatural baby fish that can get on land if they so want to
It's hard to see, but when the frankenfish grabs the ladder, it's also grabbing at least one of her legs at the same time. The first time I saw this movie on a streaming service, I replayed it a couple times because I was just as confused as you were. But lo and behold, I saw the blood spatter from the fish's teeth biting into her leg. (Edit) To be honest, I'm still confused as to why her entire lower torso was ripped away instead of just her leg, but the result would have been the same, I think.
The trailer looks so intriguing but all the review said that it's very slow and boring. Even the people that left positive reviews said it's a slow burn
For the ladder: I don't know, maybe they wanted the monster to chop off her legs but the animation went wrong, because it looks like the creature doesn't only puch the ladder, but snaps at it too.
An actually decent swamp person movie is Beasts of the Southern Wild. It's not horror but it's a sweet and sad story. And yes there are monsters, sort of.
You might enjoy a movie called Tammy and the T-Rex, if you haven't seen it. Not a suggestion for another video, Just a movie I found funny. Granted, I've a darker sense of humor than most. Also, if my fiance's mother talked to me like that, and my fiance acted like that lawyers girlfriend did after I said something. I'd get in my vehicle and leave. It's clear she wanted that lawyer to help because he owned a boat. Dude would have been justified in hopping into his boat and leaving.
Although the gun can go off, there is no way the angle of the gun could do that to her: 1. It's too solid of a wound to be anything other than either buckshot, or a solid bullet; and 2. it would have been aiming at her legs, not her head, so even with a scattering shot, like bird shot, the most damage it could do at that range would be to blow chunks out of her legs. If the gun had been propped up on something, so that it was angled up a bit, then I could see it possibly taking a chunk out of her head.
Oh boy, I think I'm now going to have to watch this movie for pure fun alone.
This movie is on Tubi
@@icebreaker5624 Thanks!
And the areolas. Don't forget about the mahoosive areolas. :P
Honestly Despite it's flaws I love this movie (I got it on DVD) it's pure B-grade Creature Feature gold lol (and the theme song is freaking epic )
fun being areola analyzer
It is odd how entertaining Alteori's aggression toward the characters can be.
They hate Dan because he is a white man...literally no other reason, happens in pretty much everything now a days. The R2D2 moment you put in was hilarious, worth it!
How did this go from a monster movie to a low budget romance novel WTF!
My ex is from Louisiana and after her father passed away, we were going through all of his stuff, and I found his tacklebox.. She told me, "Bet you there's a gun in there..." and there was.. Being from a more northern part of the US, I naively ask, "Why would he have a gun in his tacklebox?" and she said, matter-of-factly, "Because when you're fishing in the bayou, there are things that can eat you if you don't have a gun." .. Made sense to me.
Lmao what you mean? I’m from the north north and that made perfect sense to me.
That's how every bayou horror movie starts 🤣
I'm from Louisiana.. your cousin is smart😂😂
@@magnarcreed3801 well, I was born and raised in rural Missouri, and there really wasn't anything that would eat you where I went fishing.. Sure there coyotes around those areas, but I never saw one.. They are VERY shy of humans around there, likely because they were nearly exterminated by people in the past.
@@flash980 my ex-wife.. Not my cousin... I'm not from lousiana, so I don't marry my cousins. Lol
This was hilarious to watch and please review more movies like this Alteori! 😂❤️
Also R.I.P. to Dan. He was a good character and didn’t deserve to die. 😔
Holy s**t! I’m gonna be honest, this is one of my favorite movies. It’s just fantastic dumb popcorn fun. I always hoped for a sequel…I have it on DVD, but, I think it’s on Tubi. Enjoy!🍿💀👍
I think it's a prequel to snakeheaded terror (syfy film)
Alteori always manages to find the most bazar films! Most of which I've certainly never heard of! lol
Yes, I need my daily dose of a kitsune talking about creature media before I go into work
Fun fact: some tribes referred to human meat as “long pig” due to the taste and consistency.
Honestly, a better joke for the “what you’re actually eating” set up would’ve been to say “nutria” and then after she says “it’s delicious” tell her that it’s a invasive species of swamp rat.
🎩
🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Look if Shrek taught us anything is that you can make a nice meal out of rats.
Nutrias are like beavers, aren't they?
People eat nutria? I must've missed that episode of Meateater.
No Step on snek!!
@@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist bigger if i remember correct
I think I actually remember watching this movie on the sci-fi channel so many years ago.
Same here, also came out at the same time as ANOTHER giant evil fish movie called Snakehead Terror. Both were crap, but in different and hilarious ways.
@@nooneofimportance2110 Oh yeah! I kinda remember that one too! Sci-Fi always had a lot of those schlocky movies. Some I was actually scared of, others I was just in it for the monsters.
@@zacharybartolo5111 Same.
You've unlocked some memories for me, I remember my father and mother watching this movie on DVD in 2006, back then it scared me😂
Edited: another weird horror movie I remembered seeing are that same year was feast, damn was that movie weird, scary and funny at the same time 😂 my favorite part was the guy who said he was the hero only to be proven otherwise 🤣
I love it when R2D2 screams like that. I'm sorry, it's hilarious. I don't know if I'm the only one, but to me it's hilarious.
This was definately one of my favorites growing up, I still watch it every once and awhile.
Another great video! Your reviews make me laugh so hard.😂❤️
No joke, this movie caused recurring nightmares that eventually ended up turning into permanent semi lucid dreaming. Still remember it's crazy af plot
weird repeat in the beginning. I remember this movie from long ago. Snakehead are a fish you don't want to mess with even in real life, although the ones in this movie are enlarged for entertainment. Good review Alteori, Most movies from the Sci-fi channel (Back then thats where I saw it) were so cringe.
10:33 I genuinely appreciate the thought you put into this as a guy who researches lore for writing.
22:42 - a lot of his behavior after the dinner scene could be explained by the mother either casting an actual spell on him, or the right combination of vocal persuasion and herbal mixtures/ drugs
I have vague, ancient memories of this. What a wild, blessed childhood to get to watch stuff like this.
It’s been a while since I last watched your content, and the new style for your character has changed… a lot, and I like it
I find it funny how the girl who’s dating the white lawyer has to like the black main character I’m just think it’s funny how anytime a white dude in a movie is dating or married a black girl it’s always the same story of the white guy is bullied for doing it but it doesn’t feel that way when it’s the other way around
Hey! Better stop those free thoughts!
A yes oldie. Saw this one evening going home from school playing in a shop. I sat and watch the whole movie I had a hard time going home because I live beside a river and it was night
I love how you roast the logic in every movie. The scene with the beads murdered me 😂
I remember enjoying this movie as a kid, hadn’t realize it was a guilty pleasure.
As an introvert I have to agree, who wants to live in the middle of nowhere, but then again I really don't dislike or like people, so living near people I have no problem as long as they don't actively look to get my attention
Alterori, myself, and every person who likes privacy, space, and nature.
Hello Alteori.
I remember this movie, have not seen it in a long time. It came out in 2004, I was in 3rd or 4th grade when it was on sci-fi. It was okay back then, but now, after watching this review it was meh - horrible, still kinda liked it. Genetic engineered snakeheads, scary to see those in the while. Oh Alteori, you should check out Snakehead Terror from 2004 it's somewhat related to Frankenfish. Please do a review of it.
Also, if you haven't already please check out Anonymous Rex from 2004. Sci-fi dinosaur movie. Dinosaur survive the extinction event disguise as humans living among us.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
"Humans among us"
I deeply apologize for this joke
Anonymous Rex was actually not bad
I really enjoy this channel this is the only channel I can say I never get tired of I love your videos thank you for the good content
The YT Thumbnail of this video ( Mutant Fish + Cautionary Tale ) Is pure comedy gold! Hahaha! xD
I haven't seen this movie in a decade, saw it at a young age due to my daycare just having plenty of movies just like that one. It wasn't even freaky or scary at that age and oddly did like it.
'Genetically engineered Coelacanth' is probably one of the most amazing premises i've ever heard. XD
I'm loving the new avatar. Keep up the good work my friend
Ah the trope of the swamp monster killing the gator.
I need to acquire that clip of R2D2 screaming as he moves across a floor. For science.
“Thank you asscrack for the fucking unnecessary commentary. We can see that!” I’M CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA
This was one of my favorite sci-fi channel movies. I remember watching this as a little kid being scared shitless of the fish and finding out Japanese snake heads were real and could actually walk on land it made it even worse 😂
I think that I remember this from a while ago, Alteori! It was...er, OK, but not all that great. Hope the next one is better for you!! 😏
Yeah, I remember seeing this on the Sci fi channel back in the day. It's entertaining, but far from good. I think the only redeeming factor of the movie were the boobs, and even then, free internet porn trumps that.
(Edit): I forgot to mention this came out back-to-back with Snakehead Terror.
Such an old good movie
I love your vids
“That was some goodass human”
I choked like them fools on the snapping turtle
In regards of what questions you had about Hexes and Charms Alteori🦊, as a modern witch myself (going around 5 years at this point), I can tell you that we have a philosophy that whatever you do to another "will be returned thricefold". And hexes and charms mean't to make a person fall in love with you are STRICTLY taboo to many of us, as it will ALWAYS bring musfortune to both people. The most we do in terms of a "love spell" are spells mean't to increase passion or sexuality that is already existing.❤ A person compelled to do something will usually have feelings of discomfort and will find themselves constantly second-guessing themselves on the matter. In terms of curses we only use things that prevent ourselves from being cursed or (for the VERY few of us) we do so when a person has wronged us constantly or is beyond reasoning with. Happy to answer your questions, and let me know if you want to ask anything else.👍🦊
Funfact, the fish in this movie are actually inspired by a real species knows as Snakehead Fish. Snakehead are incredibly invasive fish that can survive on land for several days due to their ability to breathe air. They are also very hungry.
Edit: oh wait you already mentioned this lol
@@nemokrad2650 YES LMAO
Weird how the fisherman and dan were the only likeable characters, and the movie made us watch a mc that we didnt even like once the second half hit
I kinda want to see Alteori's take on The Triangle from 2001, that movie had some really good spooks, and a pretty fun plot.
Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.😁
7:23 that scene is cool and all BUT I’m just mostly fascinated at that ocelot. I love live animals in movies
I think that it is a Serval, a semi domesticated african cat, looks like a ocelot, but the spots aren't the same
I remember watching this one night with my dad and we were laughing so much it almost made the movie decent. 😂
I think you’d enjoy Amphibia. Good show right there with lots of neat creatures.
Awesome and entertaining!
Can you by any chance do a reaction/review of an animated show called "The Owl House", it's about a young human girl (Hispanic if I'm not mistaken) named Luz that stumbles into a portal door leading to the demon realm trying to learn to become a witch (the rest is up to you to watch and enjoy). The show currently has 2 seasons
This is like one of my favorite movies as a kid
The lawyer is actually the best character because I can relate to him
I haven’t commented in a bit but im still here 😃🙌🏼 Hola Alteroi its Jesus aka Blue 🙂👍🏼the one who had a face masked and u said I look like sub zero lol
@Alteori >>> *_"Maybe people who are trying to get away from people like you."_*
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I'd hate living in some apartment in a city, and really like having moved someplace rural. But I think in a universe where Asylum films are real, I'd only live in a bunker.
Then... BUNKER SPIDERS. Nowhere is safe in Asylum movies --which the irony is not lost on me.
The bird shot can fuck you up from meters away so yes the girl getting destroyed by the gun firing it’s realistic
There's actually a REAL Frankenfish out there. It's called the invasive snakehead fish. Florida suffers under their invasion.
I don’t know much about swamps but my family does have a boat. Considering swamps typically have large trees and thick areas of mud it could be easier for a larger boat like the one around 5:20 to be unusual in a swamp. The roots from trees can easily scrape up the bottom if it’s too close and could potentially get stuck in or on something like mud or debris. But again I don’t live in or near a swamp so I’m not really qualified to say this is for sure a fact.
When sharpening a blade, you often use a wetstone, and they require moisture, liquid to work... Usually it's oil, but you can spit on your blade and then sharpen it.
It's a giant snakehead! Nasty fish even when it isn't huge.
So not gonna lie..... I thought that the title said "dating A swamp monster" instead of "dating AND swamp monsters"... which is still interesting but not quite as unusual
At 23:30 I get what you meant but if you look closely you can see the fish bitting and swinging her leg while breaking the ladder.
This and snakehead terror is my favorite sci-fi movies there so bad but my 8 year old mind loved these movies 😊
Oh my God, I love the Kawaii black fox Avatar. And I remember frankenfish, and I thought it was a pretty good sci-fi movie. I've always liked these kinds of movies, you can't take him seriously, and as a result they can be really entertaining.
Snakeheads I remember this and liked it as much as one can enjoy a syfy movie
Hi altiori. Have you seen Waterhorse it's a really good movie
when i first saw the title i thought it said "A cautionary tale about DATING SWAMP MONSTERS". which made the first third of the video a little confusing before i fully recepted the title.
I thought it said that too
I remember seeing this movie as a little kid and being scared of the outside for a little bit since the fish could go on land lol
At 0:41 the video restarts.
FYI :)
There was just an article on my Yahoo feed about the Northern Snakeheads running amock on the east coast, the end of the article mentioned that they're quite tasty.
Im invested in this flamingo sub plot
I remember finding this underrated gem at Blockbuster back in the day (yes I know I’m old) and then I ended up buying it. Great movie
Oh i remember this on syfy. Long with snakehead terror.
Love, death and robots trailer dropped, coming in May.👋💟❤️
Loved the review. This movie originally started off as a sequel to Snakehead Terror but they changed their mind at some point through it.
They referenced Snakehead Terror in one scene.
And also Alteori could you please do some Dragons the Nine Realms season 3 theories like what if humans got the dragons DNA and get genetic power will they be able to create the indominus rex indoraptor or scorpius rex of the dragon world or they could create a population of Chimeragons the dragons from the video game Dragons Dawn of New Riders
You should totally do dominion giga vs v rex just sayin
😂I remembered seeing that
Genuinely one of my fav older movies that i cant find to watch anywhere here XD
8:58 ummmmm.....so...so she's on watch list right....right just asking
Alteori: “I gotta admit, that was some good-ass human”
Someone please cut this and put it out of context
Love that you just pluck random b movies and are like “I should talk about this”…
Alteori i love you’re videos
I was a bit confused by the title, I thought the movie was about dating humanoid fish monsters, and I think the movie would've been better that way
9:52 winning's winning 😂😂
the fish is a highly mutated snake fish I believe is what they said in the movie, the guy I guess did so to hunt these fish but didn't think to keep them seperate so they wind up with unnatural baby fish that can get on land if they so want to
Yes :D I mention that near the middle end of the video :)
When I see that the intro said they are the good guys I had to watch it 😂
I mean if I still lived somewhere that hot, humid and in the middle of nowhere I’d be naked too XD
I think you should review Snakehead Terror
This is a one of those sad stories where the protag dies.
These swamp people won't be missed.
It's hard to see, but when the frankenfish grabs the ladder, it's also grabbing at least one of her legs at the same time. The first time I saw this movie on a streaming service, I replayed it a couple times because I was just as confused as you were. But lo and behold, I saw the blood spatter from the fish's teeth biting into her leg.
(Edit) To be honest, I'm still confused as to why her entire lower torso was ripped away instead of just her leg, but the result would have been the same, I think.
Excellent review I’m interested in your thoughts on the night sky on Amazon it’s really good
The trailer looks so intriguing but all the review said that it's very slow and boring. Even the people that left positive reviews said it's a slow burn
I liked it and I usually agree with your reviews but I could see someone saying it was slow but still very interesting
For the ladder: I don't know, maybe they wanted the monster to chop off her legs but the animation went wrong, because it looks like the creature doesn't only puch the ladder, but snaps at it too.
An actually decent swamp person movie is Beasts of the Southern Wild. It's not horror but it's a sweet and sad story. And yes there are monsters, sort of.
Is the intro repeated for anyone else or did it just glitch on my side?
😂 miss these reviews 😊
You might enjoy a movie called Tammy and the T-Rex, if you haven't seen it. Not a suggestion for another video, Just a movie I found funny. Granted, I've a darker sense of humor than most.
Also, if my fiance's mother talked to me like that, and my fiance acted like that lawyers girlfriend did after I said something. I'd get in my vehicle and leave. It's clear she wanted that lawyer to help because he owned a boat. Dude would have been justified in hopping into his boat and leaving.
Hey Alteori could you please review 100% Wolf
Although the gun can go off, there is no way the angle of the gun could do that to her: 1. It's too solid of a wound to be anything other than either buckshot, or a solid bullet; and 2. it would have been aiming at her legs, not her head, so even with a scattering shot, like bird shot, the most damage it could do at that range would be to blow chunks out of her legs. If the gun had been propped up on something, so that it was angled up a bit, then I could see it possibly taking a chunk out of her head.