Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab - JonTron
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i like how gwyneth is not involved in any of the "activities" she knows its all bullshit so she ain't risking it
Not gonna lie I would’ve watched the show if she actually did all of the stuff with the other people to laugh at her trying all that bullshit thinking it would actually work.
Drug dealer never consumes..
She only cares about the money like a bitch
I swear this show is a fucking experiment by the government.
I mean, she had the blood put on her face
"Health and wellness group."
*It's a cult, Gwyneth. You started a cult.*
next things you know you’ll be hearing about the Paltrowtown massacre
@@bibblyboing Oooooooof
Breaking News;
Famous Gweneth Paltro’s goop company entire staff all drank liquid nitrogen thinking it could cure cancer. Before they died they convinced 1,000 fricken idiots to drink some liquid nitrogen as well.
The earth saved as the stupidest people offed themselves from their own stupidity.
Yeah, holding hands in a circle doing drugs definitely shows the sign of a cult
a cult that worships a woman who was taken credit from for getting rid of iron monger in iron man movie.
So I just found out Ana Hito, the food editor and the only one who wasn't playing along, no longer works at Goop. Real shocker there.
Sounds like she's doing some kind of locally sourced food thing in New York now.
Good on you, Ana. Glad she managed to get out of the goop.
@@swagathan5 she's finally the food editor
@@ikjjoli607 I watched both episodes and I still don't know what a food editor is.
@@insensitive919 she edits food
@@insensitive919 I am very tired of people being this dense, but a "food editor" is a person who acts as an editor for the articles located within the food section of a periodical publication (newspaper, magazine) or website. It's kinda like a "sports editor".
The Goop Saga just never ends. Elise no longer works at Goop and has called the wellness culture that Goop promotes "toxic." I'm now convinced that her telling Gwyneth to "shut up" at 10:07 was 100% genuine.
Guess the shrooms worked their magic.
@@eatyourveggies_ that’s what ThE sPiRiT oF tHe MuShRoOm does to you man
Is she the one who questioned the psychic?
@@ursidae97 that's Anna,the food editor
Must be some book deal or documentary or something alike incoming
Nah, jk, watching the vid now knowing that, could believe she did possibly do that out of genuine morality and integrity.
Omg this is so cringeworthy. That Elise person has to be the best example of a brown noser. The kiss-assery is too intense it’s ridiculous
idk if my only shot at a six figure salary came from indulging gwyneth paltrow's dumb quest for spiritual enlightenment i might go for it
She's like a brown noser who is super passive-aggressive to her boss she obviously hates.
@Farvadude, this might just be me, but even for a six figure salary, there’s only so much I could stand
@@Farvadude And because there is a plenty of people in the world who will happily sell their own dignity for money, we live in a such shithole.
@@Milky_Mercy afaic it really just depends on how much money she's offering. i was born kinda lucky so idk if i'd ever be that desperate, but if i was screwed over from birth i'd probably go for it in a heartbeat
"The body doesn't end right here at the skin..."
Do we have hitboxes or something?
Yeah the goop's staff's need a few patches lol
god help us if Plesioth ends up rising from the depths
No, we have collision boxes.
yes we do
Everyone except for Patricia Sommerset
"if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.."
"And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"
Or a very suspicious religion (all of them)
@@lazyatbeinglazy13reddit is down the hall and to the left
@@triceratroytv2292 Last time I checked, reddit wasn't for correct people.
@@Snowie7826 exactly my point
@@triceratroytv2292They're right
I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video
You're right! And I also just noticed that just below the signature line, what does it say?
*"PRINT* NAME"
@@SeenAGreatLight You know 'Print' is an actual hand written font, right?
Print and Script.
Script is cursive, and Print is non-cursive or 'regular' writing.
@@artisannoteworthyHe's never breathed air outside his room, it's okay. Let him cook in never having health issues or anything maintenance-wise.
@@artisannoteworthy'Print' means WRITE IN ALL CAPS, correct? Learned that signing for post XD
"Im seeing a female figure on my upper righthand screen"
Bruh she got a HUD irl
“I need some more random arbitrary bullshit...”
bruh
Like an ironman suit
"now's not the time for watching porn."
Cortana's ringing me up
"Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?"
"No thanks. I read in news week that she drinks human blood."
-Futurama. season 3 episode 15.
Futurama and Simpsons is a gem for stuff like that. Matt is the only true physic
Edit gem for gym. Thank you
She does actually put it in her face.
@@marianatheschizoid5912 Well, I mean technically everyone puts human blood in their face... Through our veins and stuff as it flows through the body, keeping crap oxygenated.
Matt groieng predicting that one day she will be a vampire. We didnt know just how right he was
Funny you should say that...
I like how the "psychic" is just doing straight up cold reading.
M
That’s what they all do
Boo
As opposed to regular psychics
@@cameronyager9221 Except most psychics at least try to hide it by saying shit like 'I'm feeling that you're worried about your father, am I right?'
This bitch is just straight up asking 'So does Shrek mean anything to you? No? Okay, how about donkeys? No? Okay, does anyone you know have a birthday in June? No? Okay, how about Mexico? No? Okay...'
“It’s with heavy heart and out of sync chakra” has to be one of my new favorite quotes and i will absolutely be using it
It should really be a t-shirt.
These people are literally the embodiment of a group of facebook moms doing things they saw on facebook
I like this comment but it's on 69 right now so... you know I don't wanna mess it up.
JRNYMO 69 likes only 4 hours ago, and now its 143. It’s beautiful how many people watch Jon videos, even on non-release days.
At full level
JRNYMO well it’s at 222 now so feel free to like it
@@luridftwgaming8983 302 likes. Let's goo
"there's no sexual contact, other than that anything goes"
Me: *commits tax fraud*
me: *draws a pentagram on the ground and sacrifice them one by one to satan*
Mmmmmmm, *drugs*
Akram Safirul please change your profile picture to yoshi
That's alright, no boobies tho ☝🏻
@brandon roberts I hope you did that with their clothes on!
I love the fact that Elise has since left goop and apparently called them "toxic"
You know it's bad when Gwyneth's right hand woman walks up and realizes "maybe this isn't good for my body" 😂😂
Lolol of course the word toxic is used
@@nikosuave4779 It's literally a cult. That's about as toxic for your mental and physical wellbeing as it GETS.
@nikosuave4779 not all of the "anti-toxin" brainwashing wore off lol
@@nikosuave4779
My sentiments exactly. I can’t stand Gen Z’s terminology.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 they're just corrupting the original meaning behind those words to fit their selfish needs
9:49 I love how she comments that the goop staff carry so much pain, as if the only humans who suffer are allowed to work for goop.
Only humans who have suffered terribly would allow them to treat them this way lmao
Shit avengers
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Not at all, the people who understand the corporate game allow people to treat them this wey.
given she looks like she hates working there every time she's on screen she's probably saying something like "Gwyneth Paltrow is praying on these people with a lot of pain in their lives so she can line her pockets with their money"
Yeah no that checks out. I'm sure the application form doesn't even start with a box for your name. It's just:
"DO YOU KNOW SUFFERING?
WILL YOU PRETEND GWENETH PALTROW IS A FRIEND?
Will you sign this waiver? Ok? Ok thanks. What's that? Payment? Woah woah woah, let's see if you make it through the day first."
You don't even sign it. The fine edges of the paper slice into your fingers and the blood contract is sealed.
...but obviously if you're happy, you just kind of shake your head, put the paper down and walk away. It's just how it works.
"Energy is real"
There it is, most scientific thing said in this series.
Kelsey C and even that has been twisted and taken out of context
More like the only thing lol
Kelsey C I am real
Hey they also said that the body is multidimensional
Taking up space in 3 dimensions does make the body multidimensional
Ha
They should call that show “Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Her Underlings Out To Do Shit She Would Never Do”
"White chick born into a wealthy Jewish family decided buying Oscars for her poor acting is too boring so decided to become a Bond supervillain for shiks & giggles"...
More like: the gentry paltrow shit show
Or "GPSHUOTDSSWND" for short
@@KasumiRINA Now I personally haven't found anything wrong with her acting, especially how she can act like not a total manipulative nutcase when she's in the Marvel movies.
@@BigJugsRule92 more like... Bore Ragnarok
As a Dutch man I have a little update on Wim Hof. He’s going to court because a teenager drowned after doing some off his condition training in cold water. He’s been also recently linked to the deaths off atleast 13 people who drowned in cold water to follow his methods.
Dutch health experts also call him a massive threat to people’s lifes.
Great marketing for Goop in my opinion.
oh damn. guy is like some sort of indirect serial killer.
Ice man iced some teens
If he has good intentions, and I think he has. I don't see a reason to jail him. He doesn't force his method on others, people follow him on their own risk.
@@ryuunosuk3 If you present yourself as an authority (he does) and advertise your methods as proven and successful (he does), you have to put a lot of effort into making it explicitly clear what the risks are and how to perform the methods to minimize them, precisely so that this doesn't happen.
@@bigchungus6827 I don't know, who decides what constitutes a "lot of effort"? What if he put a lot of effort but people died anyway because of external factors (like their own inexperience or something)? It's subjective. Just leave the man, and if you don't want people doing what he's doing, then explain why what he's doing is bad and that's it..
I’m convinced that the reason it was silent during the push-ups is so we don’t hear Gwyneth struggling to breath
Gwyneth and Elise seem to fit that stereotype where there's a head popular girl and a sidekick girl who idolizes the head girl but also harbours so much resentment towards her to a T
Briam Lowne mean girls
Exactly
I can't be the only one who is unsettled by Elise. Her eyes are like dead and soulless, they have no expression, they never change. There's something that's just incredibly disturbing about it.
like megatron and starscream you mean?
@@Captain.Mystic starscream didn't give a shit about Megatron.
This is why Marvel killed off Iron Man, so they wouldn’t have to keep associating themselves with Paltrow
Oof
Your forgeting baby iron man though
@@blasterfox188 Oh God, no.
Poor Pepper Potts hasn't been the same since Tony died.
All the money made by Stark Industries went to this.
What they didn't tell u is that he faked his death to go to Shrexico
"I sense... that someone in your life has a... birthday, coming up?"
Slow clap. You nailed it. Fucking detective right there.
Cue the Caddicarus skit XD
Game - "Lucy has a birthday coming up!"
1 - "Ooh! I have a birthday coming!"
2 - "Me too!"
1 - "Me too!"
3- "I also have a birthday coming up!"
2- "Me too!"
1 - "~squeal~"
(Dalmatians 3 episode.)
Jon nearly gave himself lung cancer for our amusement
And we're thankful
And also for the SPIRIT OF THE MUSHROOM YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
"Energy is real."
Okay I guess you can have that one.
Since energy is real, that means that PSYCHICS ARE REAL! Crazy people logic.
achtually energy is a subcategory of goopergy™
25:12
Now there's some Gibb's Free energy
You better believe I’m real
There's no way on earth she's a medium. Easily an xxl.
"Ethics? Definitely won't need this one".
Straight up savage.
Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
25:14 I love how genuinely offended and angry Jon sounds in this clip
I mean who wouldn't be
i think most of this counts as workplace abuse
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Jon: “Until further notice, the show is going to be taking place here in my basement”. *doesn’t upload again until the pandemic is over and returns to the original set*
SM173Y likely
Accidentally returns to his original house on the west coast
Bingo. That's the most likely step
The truth
So the regular upload schedule then?
Gwyn talks like a high-schooler desperately trying to fill the required word count on their essay
And still gets an F because it’s all unrelated to the topic
Aku!!
@@AMan-xz7tx ^
F
Gwyn comes across almost as if she is a student, going through her high school years. A teenager or young adult trying in desperation and likely failing in her attempt to complete an essay using the necessary number of words in order to pass said essay.
"MEXICO, BURRITOS, SHREK. "
Lindsey: 😲😭😭
I know Jon won’t read this 1000%, but to answer his question, a “food editor” is someone who works with food content in magazines, websites, or other media, like goop’s cool book. They plan and create engaging food-related articles, recipes, and reviews. They’re in charge of making food look good for photos, keeping up with food trends, and editing written content to make it interesting.
Thank you, I was as confused as Jon about that.
@@jpthesteampunkartist5847you’re welcome!
Man, I love how that "Psychic" was getting proved COMPLETELY wrong. And then a producer was like "Oh SHIT, we can't make money if they know she's a sham. Quick, someone say that they are actually reading YOU." It's genuinely quite hilarious that the producer comes in and says "I actually think you're reading Laura"
I have to know if that's an excuse they'd thought of before or if it was just a last second lightbulb. Cuz that is an epic save if she did that on the fly. I think a bonus is in order. But if I was the lady getting the reading I'd be seething, but also have to begrudgingly accept that they snatched it right at the buzzer and I thought I'd already won. Just thinking "C.mon! She was dying, she was DEAD! It was OVER, she was 1/2 second away from giving up and then what happens?.....
_Oh I think you're actually reading LAURA!_
WHAT THE HELL? No. That was mine! I could already feel the self-satisfaction starting to wash over me I was so close. F- me!
smh
What can you do? Goddammit."
@@zmbdog ^
It was Lindsay but good comment
They never explained Shrek and that makes me so upset.
@@garylevine3521 cus no one in the entire goop workforce even knows what shrek is
“No sexual stuff” proceeds to have immense sexual tension between three dudes
*man boob jiggling intensifies*
Funny comment, but can I fuse Yoshitsune now?
*Jerks off chest*
Can I take the Twins out?
Immense sexual tension is an integral part of the psilocybin experience.
I really honestly love how Ana the Food Editor doesnt cave into the psychic bullcrap. I wonder if she's doing alright. She seems the most sane out of all of goop.
Apparently she and Elise have left
Shes currently living on Easter Island and is pregnant. So yeah, she's doing pretty well
@@icemanlj2k7…I feel like you’re effing with me
@@jacobc8036 no its true, google is free
"That was my grandpa, he was a giant, Mexican , Shrek donkey"
had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
ah yes the oscar nominated film “Eddie Murphy goes to Shrexico”
Scott Sattan produced and directed by Bill Clinton
I'd watch it
My favorite continent
That line was epic!
Simp
New rule: Gwyneth Paltrow should only speak in Iron Man movies.
Chris Rhodes I’m actively confused.
alphabet soup yeah I agree with this😅 her acting in movies is ok but THIS.....um....😬NOPE
even that should be kept to a minimum because shes basically just a filler actor. There is no point to her character.
Maybe not even then.
I have something to put in her mouth !
25:24, I feel like that was some actual anger that leaked out from Jon there. And if it is, who could blame him?
I couldn't blame him, I wanted to punch that misuse every second he was on the damn screen
Whats funny is that the ice man actually did spark interest from researchers. However, if I remember correctly, he just ended up teaching them his techniques instead of providing them with information on how his biological structure kept him from freezing alive.
One of his brothers has actually said before that Wim is technically correct but he's got the workings of it wrong.
And then you realize he has been charged with murder because a student of his bullcrap died in the cold water.
He is also charged for 13 other deaths that followed his advice.
I know people are braindead, but please dont sink so low
At this point, I trust this ice guy more than I trust Gwyneth Paltrow
Win hof is pretty legit. The immune system part maybe isn’t but the mental resilience is true. He has records for being surrounded by ice for 90 minutes. I mean like he stood in a tube and they poured ice in and his body temperature didn’t drop at all. He’s legit but some stuff he says maybe not so much
I trust Gwyneth less than an ice cube.
Shit, I'd even trust the dude facilitating the shroom trip before I trust Paltrow with anything at all
He’s what happens when a country has no drug laws
@@ghazghkullthraka9714 Amazing
She’s entered the “I’m done with movies what do I do now” stage of celebrities
When I saw ur pfp I thought Morgan lemons returned and I astral projected
Who?
Hank 2542 he’s kind of like that guy with a mustache. A Legendary commenter
Wow, just looked him up. That’s wild
Hey bro what's your iFunny
The “mhm, big strong men” as Gwyn nods catches me off guard every gd time 😂😂😂
I can't think of anything worse than tripping with a bunch of coworkers on camera
Think of it as a team building exercise
This is literally a Rick and Morty bit. Namely? The bit where Rick causes world peace through solving the Palestinian crisis by taking drugs, just to spite President Curtis. And even that is better than this because Rick would, at that point, be that spiteful and use any means. This is just weird.
They should delete that show off Netflix and replace it with JonTron episodes.
alright you wish has been granted, search “jontron” in the netflix search and it is there
boyo EXACTLY. Very unpopular opinion! I never found out about all that crap until I was 12! That’s how it should be! You shouldn’t be telling five year olds that they can be something else on the inside, that just confuses them.
@@Dockhead I completely understand, but I guess they're trying to reach a broader audience. It recently has become somewhat of an annoyance that they MUST have a gay character in their recent shows, but that's only because I'm feeling grossed out by watching 2 men kiss, the same as what I'd assume a gay man would feel grossed out when they'd see a straight couple kiss. I support homosexual rights and don't care what they do in the bedroom or in public, for that matter, just as I don't care what any person does behind the curtains. It's just how I feel internally about seeing 2 men kissing. I'm not saying they're not allowed to kiss in public or wherever/whenever, but that it is just how I feel. I don't care about 2 women kissing, in fact, the more the merrier. There are some people that like doing things to feet and I for one would be grossed out by that, doesn't mean that I hate the person doing that. It's just a personal preference, I don't hate the person for being what they are, I just feel personally disgusted by their action. It doesn't mean I'm homophobic or that Netflix would be homophobic If they didn't include them, but I guess that's how stuff is nowadays. I let people droll on the dumb shows they care for and I watch my dumb shows, in the end, it's how the world spins. Netflix's recommendation system is pretty good so far, so I watch what I like and get recommended basically what I like. I had to give a long explanation, because If I just said: 'I hate it when I see 2 men on Netflix kiss', I'd be condemned a homophobe.
@@simearsov that double standard always pisses me off.. when guys ( ive never once been harrased by a woman ) fuck with me and insult me just because im holding my boyfriend's hand or pecking him on the cheek. But the same people will see 2 females making out ontop of each other in the middle of public and be absolutely stoked about it.
they should move the show to the comedy section
*Cold reading*
Cold reading is one of the most important tools a fake psychic can have. It is the art of tricking marks into giving you specific information about themselves or their families that you then pretend you knew ahead of time.
The primary tactic is "guessing" something that sounds specific but is actually overwhelmingly likely to be correct for a massive number of people, such as "an older man in your family has heart trouble". Almost every cold-reader will rely chiefly or entirely on this one trick alone.
The other tactic is "multiple outs": speak ambiguously and let the mark selectively interpret, or say many things at once and go with whichever one is "right". This is riskier because it only works if the mark is cooperative. Smart psychics will not rely too much on this. Jackson is not a smart psychic.
As an example of combining both, "a child is having trouble at school" covers both academic difficulties and bullying. No schoolchild in the world is free of both of those things, and you didn't specify which one you meant, so it is a safe guess to try to look psychic.
Jackson is easily able to fool all of the bimbos who _aren't_ skeptics:
• She does not name a specific person. All of the traits she selects for, she is "right" if _anyone in the person's family or friend network_ arguably fits the bill. The mark determines whether all traits must match one person, or if the traits can distribute across multiple people.
• Her sensing of "a female figure" means she is aware that she herself and about 50% of the world population exist. Also, she is working with a scam company that is near-exclusively staffed by and specifically targets women. Everyone she talks to is skewed in favor of having a close relationship with female family members.
• E-L or "el" sounding feminine names include Isabelle, Amelia, Elizabeth, Belle... it is one of the most common sounds in female names ever
• Thanks to the birthday problem, the chance that any given day is close to "an upcoming birthday" of _somebody in the family_ is astronomically high.
But she is helpless against Anna, Denier of Minds, who doesn't cooperate with her one bit:
• She gives herself multiple outs with twins / Gemini / two-back-to-back in the hopes that Anna, Speaker of Nos will accept any creative interpretation of these as an accurate read. Of note, Gemini is the third most common Zodiac sign in the United States.
• She gives herself _almost infinite_ outs with the condition: experience related to (funny story OR picture OR donkey OR Shrek OR trip to Mexico). Anna, She of Stone Face does not sell at all even though it is almost certain that _one of those or another_ matches her family.
But oh! It matched _somebody in the family of somebody else in the building._ What are the odds that _any one person there_ had a family experience relating to a trip to Mexico, the 7th-most popular tourist destination in the world, and wanted to include its ubiquitous and adorable donkeys in a photo while there?
(they're about 99.9%)
I'm totally naming my next D&D character Anna, Denier of Minds
an intriguing read, good stranger.
thank you for taking the time to type it out.
My brain is now slightly bigger. Thank thou.
This is very detailed thank you for the info
Pretty sure this was in a south park episode once...
The doors LOCKED the security guards, I FROZE em. killed me
Netflix honestly should give JonTron his own Netflix show, I'd finish it in a day.
"The body doesn't end at the skin"
Oh yeah I've played Dark Souls. Your hit box is actually a 6 ft sq box around you. In fact MOST players are forcibly aware of this.
Sometimes it's the entire map, cuz lagg is always here to help.
Benoit Levesque Yeah and the inability to pause
Yeah, your hair’s outside the skin
@@JetBen555 it's PvP? Have you never seen another player in dark souls? It's the only real time your hit boxes are off.
@@JetBen555 Dark Souls isn't just a singleplayer game and lag isn't just online. You're thinking latency.
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while the stupid are full of confidence”
- Charles Bukowski
Thanks, Buck.
Kind of ironic since saying something like that requires a lot of confidence in your opinions.
MAN Charles Bujowski must’ve really doubted himself before saying that honestly
@GYPSY KING FURY
Obviously there are going to be exceptions, doesn't mean it's entirely wrong.
The problem with the world is that one can quote someone while saying absolutely nothing
Bobbythepirate here, just glad to see some recognition for my ability to use a map. Thanks man
Anna: this whole psychic thing is like Santa Claus
Psychic lady: exactly, just because it’s so fairytale like doesn’t mean it’s not real.
Does she think Santa is real
Wait he isn’t?
@@kindadumb916 umm ….. sure he’s real
@@aidanfaller5855 Santa is real
The fuck you talking about, of course Santa's real. Christmas is his birthday.
If Big Boss says Santa is real, than Santa is real. @@AsperaZeit
Give Jon a Netflix Original.
*NOW.*
Dirk Dingle
I wiLl RaIN HeLL FiRE uPon yoU
I would watch that
No he's doing fine on his own, doesn't need a shitty company behind him
Spirits of the mushroom gods
@@lepapanouwel4663 agreed
Every time Elise talks to Gwyneth she sounds so passive aggressive and jealous. Like every comment is a "discreet" slight against her boss and I love it
White girl drama.
Liberalism is a hell of a -drug- mental disorder
@@mindsetpower5712 I'm sure they enjoy cheap labor.
@@mindsetpower5712 Liberals aren't the people who regularly talk to an invisible man for moral advice and follow barbaric nonsense from desert primitives as gospel.
@@RandomAllen *tips fedora*
“I’ve been carrying around this pain for 39 years”
*some guys touch his breast*
“All my problems are solved forever. Thanks goop”
Boob touch always solves everything. Real talk though, regular contact with loved ones goes a looong way - even if you’re not a hugger, just receiving affection (words, being in the same room, etc) from people is vital to your psyche.
I love Jon’s mental breakdown during the magician guy
I love how Gwyneth forced her staff to do this shit but didn't participate herself.
Thats basically torture. right?
@@Swarnted158 pretty much.
Kind of a cult leader move, right? Or y'know...other things. That might be in the DSM-5.
*Okay so I’m sending 8 of you to do magic mushrooms in Jamaica, and you have no say in it.*
Nah, she did like, a pushup.
"Is there a birthday in the family coming up"
applies to 100% of people
“Yeah it’s my great grandpa‘s third cousin’s s birthday like in two days how’d you know oh my God!’
@@AniWillow HOW DID SHE KNOW? SPOOKY!!!!
OKAY BUT IT'S LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR HOW DID SHE KNOW
omg i get one every year how did you know omg u a psychic
Woah woah I think she was reading me. It’s my birthday this week and I married shrek (a man who surgically altered himself to become shrek) and and a donkey as my best man! Then we had a honeymoon in Mexico! I don’t know how she read me in the past through the tv but woah
"I'm Iceman. Because I participate in ice, and ice-adjacent activities."
I'm shaking and crying right now.
Anna’s really holding back on bursting into laughter or she is thinking her life over to determine how the hell she got there.
I love how the person with the only scientific backing is a crazy Dutch guy
oi but here in the where im from land of the midwestern united states 44° Fahrenheit is actually decent weather, especially in early spring.
NOW I WOULDN'T SUGGEST SWIMMING IN THAT WEATHER but it's kinda nice, you know? sometimes it's nice to be a little chilly.
now if it snows one more goddamn time i will... do something idk maybe cry.
@TotallyAwesomeness YT aren’t mountains cold tho my brain is metled
@TotallyAwesomeness YT for me, 30 is pretty nice, but 70 is really friggin hot.
Actually his twin brother went out and disproved his backing, revealing it actually has more to do with genetically predetermined stores of brown fat than any fancy meditative state.
@@charliecoke7396 Beautiful.
I just love how Gwyneth doesn’t do ANY of the crazy shit, she just sits there and goes buy my crap.
Never get high on your own supply.
Hey she did some “pushups” that’s pretty crazy
Did you miss the blood centrifuge bit?
She did get her p̶͍͕̯̼͍̯̩͇̖̓͛̅̀̑̒̎̔͛̑́̋̉͋̃͝l̵̢͓̏̔̋̄́̕͝à̴̛͇̖͔͙̎͐̈́́͊̇̄͂́̐͐͝s̸͉̳͕̭̬̤̱̅͋̊̅̋̾̀̂̏̍͂̀̌̇̈̚͜͜m̴̡̢̦͕̖͕̜͚̥̻͂͐̀̓͝á̴̫͎̮̜̥̰̹̯̀̆̓͛͒͜ smeared on her face. That said, getting a needle full of your blood centrifuged and partially smeared on your face is just a useless waste of time when compared to nearly freezing to death for your boss.
18:50 Misogynytron
I swear, this feels like a mockumentary with Robin Williams playing the fisherman and the guy who leads the group circle
27:44. "The tenets of wellness are typically free." With how EXPENSIVE all of that crap on her website is. smh
She just admitted her products and services are useless.
It's sad to know that this is where Tony Stark's money went after his death.
She loved his bank account 3000
Oh nooo.😅
@@wolfi13013 you're dead
Oh fuck, i thought Robert Downey Jr. had died, you gave me a heart attack
@@wolfi13013 - god damnit heavy fUck off you're deAd!
>nO yOu *PoW*
Saying "Shrek" during a psychic reading is cheating. Everyone's thinking of Shrek at any given moment in time.
I was literally thinking of Shrek right before reading this comment, even
Either pepe,shrek or, pickle Rick. He turned himself into I KID YOU NOT, a pickle, A PICKLE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
@@novadantes4850 please dont be that guy.
Shrek is love...
Shrek is reality
Did anyone else notice at 7:17 they used Team Fortress 2 screams lol
7:20 as a TF2 fan i enjoy the reference
Medium be like: "is there a birthday coming up in the family within the next 12 months?"
Medium also be like: "I'm gonna throw out every random idea I can think of, you tell me if any of them work for you, and then I'll proceed with more obvious guess work."
*Five hours later*
Producer be like: "OMG, YOU WERE READING ME AND MY DESIRE NOT TO MAKE THIS SHOW LOOK LIKE OBVIOUS DOGSHIT"
*Breaks down in tears as Gwyn's illusion of shittery is dispelled before her very eyes*
"Somebody died in the family within the last....50 years"
"Somebody who liked food and..or sports.."
That's a technique called Shotgunning. It's where they randomly throw shit out in the hopes that they hit something accurate. There are more techniques, such as rainbow ruse, where they say things that are true of literally everyone.
It's so cringe just watching her lie through her teeth
@@nicholasboes8592 Yup. And good "psychics" are really subtle about it. This one feels like she just started a week before they shot, and hasn't figured out how to properly read people to best fire off what's most likely to resonate quickly.
The fact that they scapegoated to a producer is hilariously telling that they were blatantly trying to save face.
My favorite Jon quote "that was my grandfather, he was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey."
That’s shrek 5
Is that tied with “you fuckers, you motherfuckers, I will RaIn HeLlFiRe UpOn YoU
It’s at 25:28
I feel like that’s so underrated😂
What happened to John did he stop TH-cam
10:35 "I've been carrying this emptiness for 36 years". Both burst into laughter. "Your pain is f#*king hilarious!"
Dude i would watch the shit out of Jon‘s Netflix Series
24:22 - "The body is multidimensional"
Three dimensional is multidimensional, so he's technically not wrong.
He's just trying to sound more smart than he really is
He's also imparting energy by clapping and stuff
It's called vibrational kinetic energy
@@vibhum it's called a bunch of shit
What? Of course theres more than 3 dimensions. Your brain has its own private picket dimension where it stores data and processes information.
Come on! Think!
Don't encourage them
"To me, this whole medium psychic-world is very much like Santa Claus"
"That's the truth! Just because something sounds so fairy-tale like and so beautiful doesn't mean it's not true"
...is...is she implying that Santa Claus is real?
Yeah umm.. would you be suprised? I dont think she does though, to sell stupid bullshit and keep it as a job she needs to know how to con people with double negatives.
With enough of those mushrooms he is
At this point I’d rather believe Santa is real instead of that goops products and wellness ‘exercises’ actually do anything beneficial
Amber The Gay Furry you got me curious, what is an empathic psychic ?
@@ohnoitschris wasnt one of the suspected many inspirations of the claus shamans who smoked mushrooms and wore red/white
How does Jon not have his own Netflix show yet? Dude makes content that is a thousand times better than the show he put himself through 😂😂
The crazy Dutchman actually seems to be legit in his methods
It is. I use his breathing methods at work.
Until hes found out to be related in the deaths of multiple people kids included. Whoops.
Gwenyth Paltrow is the kind of person to cheat on her husband and get pregnant and say it was the “Spirit of the Mushroom”
Mushrooms: Please let us out of this shit. Don't want her next kid be named Spore or something.
AlgaePalJoe don’t worry she has salmon oil
@@DanielTorres-hi3ic more like salmonella
Yea that's exactly how Jesus was born
Detecting some religious themes here.
Jon: "Gweyneth's back!"
Me: "Jon's back!"
every time we think he's dead he proves us wrong
I is it a bit weird that jough is gone?
It's a bit weird that I comment the same thing and I got no likes 🤔
Komon mania please don't talk about jough
@@srenandersen2070 why not? What happened?
Jon is a work of art. always come back to rewatch his videos now and again (:
Absolutely my favorite, Jon. Your acting chops were never better than here, when you said, "Is it too late to back out now?" Sheer genius.
"I'm ice man - it's because I deal with ice, and ice related activities"
The hero we deserve.
Your comment from 8 months ago appeared on top of this one
@@djbubblegum9975 It was a much better comment, don't worry about that.
Ice and ice accessories.
Kimi Räikkönen, the real Iceman
I deal with propane and propane related activities.
if only the Titanic passengers used Wim Hof's breathing method they could've survived the thermo-shockingly cold water
*"It just works."- Jontron*
Titenic
people regularly bathe in ice 3 degrees celsius in temperature. There's a huge difference between -2c and 7c.
Are you referring to the _Legend_ of the Titanic?
Nah, I think Jack Hof's breathing method was better.
“I enjoy the ice!” Even after these past couple years that part gets me crying laughing so hard man 🤣😂🤣
Fun fact: on average food editors make about 80,000 dollars a year, and a few can make up to 200,000 dollars a year.
I love how Gwyneth doesn’t even do any of these experiences(?) herself but instead has her workers “volunteer” to do them.
Elise: “Oh, the staff volunteered themselves!” Anna: “this is the craziest thing I’ve been *ASKED* to do for Goop.” So did they volunteer willingly or were they told to do it??
@@wil.d_sage that is unknown
Dont get high on your own supply is the same mentality here
Lets face it they pressure interns into it
The last thing her crazy ass needs is to be taking shrooms and freaking out. She's doing quite enough damage to weak minded people as it is.
"The body is multi dimensional" technically correct statement
I hate that you're right
Ever hear of infinite monkey theory
@@toastiest2125 I think I’ve heard of it. What is it exactly?
@@frozenlizard3370 basically the same as "a broken clock is right twice a day" but more exaggerated
@@frozenlizard3370 if you give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters, one of them will eventually write out the complete works of shakespeare word for word uninterrupted
Jontron was ahead of the trends with making a diy giant mushroom hat in lockdown
This was so funny, Gweneth is so full of crap it’s hilarious, the craziness that she she had to make her team endure was something out of Baki, I loved this episode!
Yet none of them has fought a caveman... so lame.
Pshychic: "Im sensing some Shrek in your future"
Ana: "Im sorry, you what?"
i was only 9 years old...
I had all the merchandise and movies
But then it happened.
My father came into the room
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
Squidward: "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."
Trust me when I say this there is no limit to stupid
The nudity part kinda reminded me of that part in Witcher 3 where you go into a woman’s bathhouse
She probably believe the earth is flat.
Didn’t Einstein say that the expansion of the universe and human stupidity were both infinite?
@@scrambles2732 He said he wasn't so sure about the expansion of the universe though.
“She’s STRONG!”
*Gwenyth doing an unimpressive number of “push-ups” on her knees*
dude the fact that they were like holy shit its like 7 Celsius like where i live people do a thing where they go in to water that is below freezing and just chill there and then just go to a sauna
Co-sign. 7C is certainly cold but it’s not insane by any stretch. I have surfed in 4C with a 5 mm wetsuit. People regularly go in water colder than that for therapeutic reasons.
@@sdot5389 What does each temperature actually do then? Aside from maybe learning extremes exposure?
At least ice guy looks like he's having fun. Everyone else looks constipated.
The ice guy I think also went on Jordan Peterson
Yeah he’s okay imo
Probably are constipated tbh
@@jamescampbell2353 wim hofs legit you should try the wim hof method look it up
He's actually not that awful as a person. Just a bit weird. Not a fraud like Paltrow.
It is ridiculous that Gwyneth has a Netflix series and John hasn't
Jon just doesn’t have the personality for a Netflix show. He has this thing called ethics and intelligence that isn’t suited for such a quality platform like Netflix.
Edit: some people thought I meant what I said, let me clarify. My entire comment is sarcastic
hey you, come back to my phone T-T
@@vitehum7803 I will try
They probably turn him b1ack.
You need to follow a certain agenda for netflix, that´s why you see tons of dogshit shows that even that nobody watches them they are still there
She's just so unbelievably full of health... minus being able to do a bare basic push up but other than that she's the living embodiment of youth
I legit want Gwyn to make a movie with just her reaction to this video.🤣 I wonder what she'd say.
I feel like gwenyth would be all serious
@@ekoms1355 I'd still watch it.🤣
Boo
@@whereamigoing777 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna see that
Why is Gwyneth dressed like an African warlord throughout this video?
Bold of you to assume she doesn't have a private mercenary army.
Because she's African remember?
Hey hey people, Gwen here
@@ArcturusOTE I understood that reference.
Remember the quote from the first JonTron episode?
I love how Anna isn't playing along, and everyone's freaking out that she's disproving the psychic
"Oh shit she's not going along with it."
"Cut out the footage."
"No wait i have an idea, bring in the associate producer."
*begins to cry over a Donkey*
“She WAS the food editor”
I'm sending shrek
The only person there with a brain
This seems like a cult
“…so is it 36 or 39? I don’t get it…Kevin I have a feeling the mushrooms back there may have melted one of your cortexes.” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jontron smoking the worlds largest doobie on camera is FAR better than what I could have imagined