Jaws 4: The Revenge - Nostalgia Critic

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  • The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1987's Jaws 4 - The Revenge.
    Originally aired on May 3rd, 2011.
    Jaws: The Revenge (also known as Jaws 4: The Revenge or Jaws 4) is a 1987 American horror thriller film produced and directed by Joseph Sargent, and starring Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, and Michael Caine. It is the third sequel to Steven Spielberg's Jaws, and the fourth and final installment in the Jaws franchise.
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  • @kruleworld
    @kruleworld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "He died of the fear", it wasn't the shark he feared, it was another fucking sequel...

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "I'm telling you, and I'm telling everyone around this table that the sequel is unnecessary! And I know what an unnecessary sequel looks like because I've been in one already. And you'd better get me out of this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!"

    • @matthewbuckley7757
      @matthewbuckley7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theAngryscotman I've been hearing rumors that Universal might do a remake of Jaws I don't see how that can work.

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthewbuckley7757 yeah I mean there’s been a million other shark movies out since Jaws anyway so remaking it’s kind of redundant.

    • @RosaRodriguez-wr6qn
      @RosaRodriguez-wr6qn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewbuckley7757 with the garbage cgi taking over like they did in it remake

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewbuckley7757 Easy. You see this time it's just the first movie again and it's sort of part of it's own timeline.

  • @ryry20002
    @ryry20002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    I delivered a pizza to a Doug Walker recently. I was hoping it was you so I could say "Hellooo, I have a pizza for you. I deliver it so you don't have to."

    • @ianofwater5188
      @ianofwater5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      haha nice

    • @petrosglitch3622
      @petrosglitch3622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      also weird enough about the shark blow up.
      that isn't the real ending they replace the other ending

    • @lukescretchen1080
      @lukescretchen1080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I once ordered a pizza but they forgot my drink

  • @glowstickofdestiny1290
    @glowstickofdestiny1290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I never thought a flying shark with the Batman theme in the background was something I needed in my life before now

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If only that had that Shark Repellent Bat Spray in these movies.

    • @danm3419
      @danm3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @ntcnetwork9934
      @ntcnetwork9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legit that was the scene I just came back to watch!

    • @armandotorres8962
      @armandotorres8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @CMBGAMER2018TV
      @CMBGAMER2018TV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was hilarious

  • @sorenthefilmbrony
    @sorenthefilmbrony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    3:10 The reason why Indy's dad died regardless of drinking from the grail can be easily explained in a line the Knight said in that movie: "The Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundary, and the price, of immortality." As in anyone who leaves that cave becomes mortal again.

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except earlier on in the movie they stated the 2 other brothers of the knight lived to an extremely old age. So unless indy's dad died of like a car crash or murder or something he still should have been alive.

    • @nikolai1326
      @nikolai1326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@molcatz9634 You have to drink it every day, the guy in the cave says his faith was weak on occasion and he would not drink, and the days he didn't drink, he aged.

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "What the hell are you doing alive?"
    I love how even the characters are surprised the black guy lived.

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BlueMageDanny well neither of the two black guys survived in Jaws 3-D.
      Although it’s hard to believe that this guy would survive shark bites that severe and that they would still be able to get him to a hospital being that far out at sea...

    • @TheThejayman32
      @TheThejayman32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apocalypse Phoenix It’s not clear if Kalvin dies since he just swims away.

    • @KarstensCreationsKC
      @KarstensCreationsKC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny you would note that/them stating that, as originally that character did NOT live...but test audiences hated that he died, so they 'fixed' it, adding yet another layer of 'WTF' to this godawful excuse for a film.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KarstensCreationsKC To be fair, from the review he does seem like a cool guy. But I get killing him off. I mean, Vengence has to rack up a body count am I right?

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ErikeAbbegale maybe shark didnt bite down hard enough lol

  • @eldermillennial8330
    @eldermillennial8330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    In "The Last Crusade" you have to drink from the Grail AND stay in the temple in order to live forever. Just a reminder.

    • @Amalekites
      @Amalekites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly!

    • @prof.ravenwood7704
      @prof.ravenwood7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you! Was about to say! I enjoyed his entertaining critique as always, but gotta say, I'm surprised he didnt know/remember better, the Holy Grail caveat, etc.
      Also, since when did actors being alive in real life prohibit our ability to have the characters they portray in movies, etc, be dead, or pass on?! I guess they can't convince us Walter Donovan died at the fate of the false grail, because actor Crispin Glover is alive! Lol! Seriously, nostalgia critic. That was not a valid criticism. Just saying!

    • @Ddangerdan
      @Ddangerdan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@prof.ravenwood7704 The one who played Donovan was Julian Glover.

    • @prof.ravenwood7704
      @prof.ravenwood7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ddangerdan Thanks for correcting me. Knew that, but had a brain-fart. Lol!

    • @7MukuroRealm
      @7MukuroRealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a freaking dumb condition though, even in the movie.

  • @thedarkknightsfriend2005
    @thedarkknightsfriend2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Jaws: See it before you go swimming.
    Jaws 2: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the water.
    Jaws 3: A deadly new attraction.
    Jaws 4: the Revenge. Nuff said
    Jaws 5: A new Beginning. If jaws still haunts you, you are alone.
    Jaws Lives: Jaws 6. Evil always rises for another sequel.
    Jaws 7: The New Blood. Her Mind awoke Jaws from the dead. Because we are doing that now?
    Jaws 8: Jaws takes Manhattan. New York has a new Problem: Sequel Sharks
    Jaws goes to Hell. The Hopefully Final, wait, nope, 9th movie.
    Jaws X: Evil gets an upgrade. Robo Shark!
    Jaws vs. Anaconda: Winner Kills all, at the box office. Maybe
    Jaws 12: The weird jaws alien...um .. Thing! yes, Thing!
    Jaws 13: Night of the Living sharks. They won't stay dead! Those damn dirty shark movies!
    Jaws 14: The social commentary. A brillianlty crafted thriller... Jaws: " I kill less people than a vending machine".
    Jaws 15: WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
    Jaws: the Miniseries. Your evey fear- all in one deadly movie. Jaws is making two-part tv movies.?! NOOOO!
    Bride of Jaws: This time, there's more to fear. Will this movie drive you to insanity? probably.
    Seed of Jaws: Deliever us some evil. We have done that about 16 times now.
    Jaws 19: Curse of Jaws. Fear has a new home. OK, forget the tagline this is the 19th movie. It is over. F%CKING OVER!!
    Coming Soon: Jaws. ( A reboot that will start a franchise. And a protest. Ba- bye.)

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Dark Knight's Friend Genius.
      Lmao.

    • @DeltaBlitzTV
      @DeltaBlitzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jaws 5-10 are Friday the 13th titles. Lol

    • @DeltaBlitzTV
      @DeltaBlitzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jaws sequels were unnecessary.
      To me they never existed because they ruined the story of the original and the novel.

    • @water_color
      @water_color 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coming soon: Jaws (The reboot, this time the shark... is CG.)

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jaws 38: Jaws Vegas
      Total Slot-er

  • @ForgottenDaydreamer
    @ForgottenDaydreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Rest In Peace Judith Barsi:
    An amazing actress who died tragically and way too young...

    • @whizofdisguise9541
      @whizofdisguise9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The kitchen scene when she and Lance Guest mimick each other (a reference to the first movie) was so cute and one of the only decent things of Jaws 4

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s putting it lightly.
      For those who don’t know, Judith Barsi, who plays the little girl in this film and was also the voice of Ducky from The Land Before Time and Ann Marie from All Dogs Go to Heaven was murdered by her father in 1988. He’d been threatening to kill both her and her mother for some time, and in the summer of 1988, he shot and killed both of them before taking his own life. Barsi was 10 years old at her death.
      Doug mentions in several of his other reviews that the overall quality of Don Bluth’s films dropped in the 90’s, specifically that All Dogs Go to Heaven was the last of Bluth’s great films. It is possible that Barsi’s murder was a contributing factor to this downturn.

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jacksongibbs8998 At least she had time to be in a better movie (Don Bluth's Land Before Time) than this piece of shit. May she rest in peace, she has left way too soon, such as Heather O' Rourke, (the one who played the little girl in Poltergeist) who died at only 12 years old.

    • @SuperMoviemaster21
      @SuperMoviemaster21 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep yep yep! 😔😞😭😩😣😫

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DawkJones92 well her and Michael Caine, who is never an unwelcomed presence in a movie

  • @Mildnumber4444
    @Mildnumber4444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    15:06 even funnier when you consider that sharks have no vocal chords and are incapable of producing any sounds of any kind, much less a roar fresh from the stock sounds room.

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    i actually love the idea of a clumsy shark that has a short attention span but is on a path for revenge, that would be hilarious

    • @thedarkknightsfriend2005
      @thedarkknightsfriend2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That sounds like something that would be in Scary Movie.

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn’t that kind of like shark tale

    • @prof.ravenwood7704
      @prof.ravenwood7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're idea is indeed, Hilarious!! Can we fast track this towards getting a studio to greenlight it Asap?!?! Already got my ticket money ready!!! 😊

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you mean an evil version of jabber jaw?

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So a shark with ADHD?

  • @xar9499
    @xar9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The death is permanent because the shark chose to blow himself up just to end the franchise. May we always remember his sacrifice.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now if only something could save the Jurassic Park franchise. I think the third movie- Fallen Kingdom have sucked horribly in story telling and characters.

    • @MorgothBauglire
      @MorgothBauglire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin once the indoraptor realises how many movies there are he just impales himself lol

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MorgothBauglire So he committed suicide in Fallen Kingdom. He saw the future

    • @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
      @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Through the sacrifice you made . We can't believe the price you paid....

    • @boomstickcritique902
      @boomstickcritique902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldnt count on this being the last one. Eventually somebody some way will find way to make another.

  • @crashedfighterproductions
    @crashedfighterproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jaws: It's just a scratch.
    Brody: A scratch! Your bloody head's blown off!

    • @jazzykingjack2846
      @jazzykingjack2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaws: it's a flesh wound.

    • @trip9845
      @trip9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brody: You bit a high voltage power cable!!!! , You caught on fire

    • @jazzykingjack2846
      @jazzykingjack2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jaws: that was just a mistake 😅 and it was quite a SHOCKING experience to have.

  • @insertwittynamehere1411
    @insertwittynamehere1411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Why did Ellen have flashbacks to when Broady shot the original Jaws? She wasn't there

    • @yankenbeanstrum648
      @yankenbeanstrum648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Insert witty name here*
      I now have Ken Ham flashbacks.

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Insert witty name here * Maybe Brody told her what happened.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Insert witty name here * Magic!

    • @iamjjanimates
      @iamjjanimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brody Told Here What Happened

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure. Mr. Brody could tell a story. You could really believe you have been there and watch the whole thing in front of you. And he told her that story like 500 times so she really remembered that. At one time Mrs. Brody wished that was her who was blown to pieces so she didnt had to listen to that stupid story again but she got over it and that story stuck in her head in the end.

  • @teamvirus6895
    @teamvirus6895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    They really had the balls to make the shark roar.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      no they had balls to steal from tom and jerry

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s because sharks don’t roar, dummies!!

    • @DaisyAzuras
      @DaisyAzuras 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Austin Dickerson hard to roar without vocal cords and air to vibrate them.

    • @GladVad22
      @GladVad22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Team Virus it's not a shark, it's a motherfucking t rex

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The shark looks so FAKE in this movie. It makes absolutely no sense at all. When the first Jaws came along back in 1975, the shark looked so REAL. They used practical effects. They even used practical effects in this as well. Yes, it’s even worse than the practical effects used in Jaws 3D.

  • @Sebastian0899
    @Sebastian0899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    holy smokes that was dangerous
    * has heart attack*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @salvadorrico21
      @salvadorrico21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sebamatic Studios IKR 😁😁😁😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @triggaj4y
      @triggaj4y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I spit my smoke out an it bounced off my phone an hit me it the face lol

    • @MHW2NW
      @MHW2NW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, the family have a history of delayed emotions disorder (DED).

    • @patrickkanas3874
      @patrickkanas3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oah. Ps that was the sound he made

    • @manuel33plyr
      @manuel33plyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣 One of the best moments

  • @anniesay3388
    @anniesay3388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I guess you could say the sequels really jumped the shark.

    • @TheKilroyman
      @TheKilroyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well somebody had to say it. :D

    • @BugVlogs
      @BugVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Booooo!!!

    • @BCoriginal1
      @BCoriginal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (As Roger Daltry) YEAHHHHHHHH!

    • @14akamaru
      @14akamaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That joke bites.

    • @smittyslayer4302
      @smittyslayer4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All I have to say is that the lives happily ever after. Fin.

  • @Bogwedgle
    @Bogwedgle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Hellooo I'm a shark. I make myself blow up so you don't have to.

  • @Zakanuva
    @Zakanuva 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    8:36 D: _We're gonna need a bigger can of shark repellent, Batman!_

    • @millionsknives8850
      @millionsknives8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no its like this : we're gonna need a bigger bat-can of bat-shark repellant, batman!

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +bigevilworldwide1 yeah I know the movie is on netflix

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Michael Caine on Jaws 4:
    "I've never seen it, but by all accounts it's terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is quite terrific."
    Gotta love that man.
    Oh, and BTW: IIRC, his character was supposed to be a drug-runner. I guess the "laundry"-line was the payoff to a setup that probably got cut from the final movie.

    • @Unknown-bq9id
      @Unknown-bq9id 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, he was supposed to be an undercover cop investigating the drug-running, IIRC...

  • @j_m_valentin4743
    @j_m_valentin4743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Is the entire eastern seaboard bipolar?!" As someone whos lived there almost my whole life i must say it certainly feels like it sometimes

  • @itayeldad3317
    @itayeldad3317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    i think michael caine said about the movie,
    " i dont remember the plot of jaws 4, but i do remember the hoise it bought me

    • @itayeldad3317
      @itayeldad3317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *house

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Best quote from an actor ever, and explains the careers of Sam Jackson & Nick Cage.

    • @steveom5479
      @steveom5479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha you corrected the spelling but I thought you wrote it to be his accent

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +HitchensImmortal Sam Jackson has been in a lot of good movies

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ionlymadethistoleavecoments And a lot of bad ones. Pretty much anything that pays.

  • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
    @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I think it was the wife's revenge, not the sharks.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Didn't the novelisation claim the shark could follow them around cause of a voodoo curse or something ?

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheApachacha That sounds so deeply silly. I love it.

    • @DavidAllgaier_
      @DavidAllgaier_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheApachacha Yes. Originally, according to the script, the Brody's would have a conflict with a voodoo witch doctor at some point after Sean's death. The witch doctor would use some sort of magic crap on the shark, making it chase the Brodys to the Bahamas. Sounds very dumb and illogical, but that's what actually was gonna happen.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Allgaier Musician
      Well at least it'd be an explanation for the shark being able to follow them.

    • @melainakiss
      @melainakiss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +David Allgaier Musician Oh! That's why at one point the one guy says something to the effect of "Don't believe that voodoo".

  • @waltersimeon387
    @waltersimeon387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Technically it's not the original shark (for the sake of the argument his name will be "Bruce") it's technically Bruce's child. The shark in Jaws 2 is Bruce's mate "Brucette. The​ shark in the 3rd movie is not cannonly related to The Bruce Clan. Hell Bruce Jr. probably never even met Bruce and you expect us to believe it would travel 3000 miles to kill the family just because the police chief killed it's pop?

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s where Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo got his name.

    • @hecunt3633
      @hecunt3633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's probably a joke.

    • @pridefulnamelesshunter1145
      @pridefulnamelesshunter1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Don't you call him jaws

    • @jamesthomas8645
      @jamesthomas8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unpopular Opinions no in jaws 2 the shark gets burned by a boat blowing up

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pridefulnamelesshunter1145 cause his name is Bruce

  • @atkelar
    @atkelar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I think the "Oh Sh*t!" line is when Michael Caine realized what movie he signed up for...

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't give a shit if this movie was bad. It was paying for his new house and he got to spend a week in the Bahamas. IHe thought it was a lovely holiday😂

  • @shootahgun
    @shootahgun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    the reason the shark exploded when they poked it with a ship was because it was so full of the directors ego.
    that or they stole one of Michel bays pet sharks

    • @mitchellthai3227
      @mitchellthai3227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shootahgun look at the uncut version

    • @SammyKnight13
      @SammyKnight13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or because while Jake was underwater, he put a bomb they constructed for the shark so that when Ellen thrust the bow of the boat into the shark, it blew up.

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It blew up cause the producers said "We need the shark to explode." The movie was already filmed and done, the ending was suppose to just be that she stabbed the shark with the boat, but once the producers saw that they said "Nah man.. this is a Jaws movie, throw an explosion in there."

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Wait a second! THE BLACK GUY SURVIVED! :D

    • @dictatornoodle1260
      @dictatornoodle1260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Now he can join the black guy in jurrasic World
      The "yay we are the only black survivors in movies"

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Quasiraptor I ship it.

    • @TheStupidLama
      @TheStupidLama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was fake-Jamaican, that doesn't count, ok?

    • @moonchild243
      @moonchild243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yah!

    • @richieosborn2639
      @richieosborn2639 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gem Shard what a clod.

  • @karlastraight2458
    @karlastraight2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The scene with a cartoon shark talking, then flying away to the Batman theme was hysterical, I laughed out loud!

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense
      I mean Adam west used shark repellent in his tv days

    • @hobbitfan8686
      @hobbitfan8686 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:29

    • @samwhitacre
      @samwhitacre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      15:51 - My reaction to Ariel killing Ursula in The Little Mermaid live action remake

    • @CMBGAMER2018TV
      @CMBGAMER2018TV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was the most unexpected thing I've seen today, which made me laugh too

  • @tommync2010
    @tommync2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    So interesting fact I just watch this review and Jaws revenge is on Netflix right now Netflix has put an altered version on Netflix showing that his friend didn't survive the shark attack and weird and then they just show them phasing-out to the airplane and the shark floating down to the bottom of the ocean with the front of the ship attached to him as he bleeds out weird blows my mind why would Netflix do this

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's the Director's cut

    • @geordischmidt
      @geordischmidt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is the original ending of the movie. Audiences who saw the movie in its first week of release criticized the ending, so Universal actually called the cast back together (hence, why Michael Caine could not accept his Oscar for "Hannah and Her Sisters" in person) to film the alternate ending. The new ending was tacked on to all reels shipped out to theaters when the film's initial run expanded nationwide. This meant that there were a small number of theaters showing the original ending while other cinemas right down the street showed the altered version.

    • @b1rdsh0t80
      @b1rdsh0t80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow talk about run-on sentences

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@b1rdsh0t80 It's TH-cam not an English essay

    • @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
      @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TBH that ending has *MUCH MORE SENSE* than the Theatrical ending

  • @Tubewings
    @Tubewings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    3:13; In that film's defense, the Knight did say that the Grail could not pass beyond the Great Seal, meaning that the effect of everlasting life would only last as long as that person did not pass beyond said Great Seal. Since Henry Sr. did so after drinking from the Grail, it makes that sense that he would be dead by the time of Crystal Skull.

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it's not like he would walk around, living his regular old man's life... for the rest of eternity. Imagine how stupid it would be if they brought up something like that.
      But either way why killing him off? Sure, you need an excuse to not have him around, but you don't necessairly need one to not have him alive!

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I always figured you had to keep drinking from the Grail to maintain the effect.

    • @warbossgrimdakka5401
      @warbossgrimdakka5401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +GriffinPilgrim to quote David Mitchell, "so it's immortality that wears off? we all have immortality that wears off, ITS CALLED MORTALITY"

    • @davidhintington9235
      @davidhintington9235 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KrossoverGod did you see how old indie was though? it would be dumb for his dad to be alive, not saying that i'm glad the movie exists

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christer wier
      Er.. about as old as Harrison Ford?
      And his dad would be as old as Sean Connery?

  • @TheColonelKaijuVT
    @TheColonelKaijuVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    " And what shark wouldn’t want revenge against the survivors of the men who killed it?"
    - Roger Ebert 1987

    • @TailsFan369no2
      @TailsFan369no2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some say it’s the Brody’s that were looking for revenge later in the film

  • @nickcopeland6915
    @nickcopeland6915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The first Jaws is one of my favorite movies. Jaws 2 wasn't needed, but it was decent effort. Jaws 3 was stupid. Jaws 4 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    • @timothyfogarty5829
      @timothyfogarty5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your completely right except imo, I'd switch 4 and 3. Jaws 3d was the biggest joke of ever seen.

    • @saynomore4393
      @saynomore4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaws 3 is actually a guilty pleasure lol

    • @knyte8706
      @knyte8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much, yeah. I’ll admit I’ve got more than my fair share of guilty pleasures of movies and typically think that it’s stupid to call something so bad that only idiots could like it. But Jaws 3 and 4 are a couple of the ONLY exceptions to that.

    • @williamcronshaw5262
      @williamcronshaw5262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I'd rate Jaws 4 above Jaws 3d. Jaws 4 is at least unintentionally hilarious, Jaws 3d is both bad and dull.

    • @nickcopeland6915
      @nickcopeland6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamcronshaw5262 To each their own.

  • @SoulQueenoD
    @SoulQueenoD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Spot on child reaction to death. I had a three year-old nonchalantly tell me her dad died and was in heaven while we were all trying to avoid the topic.

  • @Lukeler1138
    @Lukeler1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Jaws: A
    Jaws 2: B-
    Jaws 3: D-
    Jaws the Revenge: F

    • @agsproductions4303
      @agsproductions4303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jaws 1 jaws dies
      Jaws 2 I'm not dead
      Jaws 3 I feel fine
      Jaws 4 I feel happy

    • @joeortiz7734
      @joeortiz7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think 4 is better than 3 but only by a little

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No way, you cant be serious.

    • @Lukeler1138
      @Lukeler1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jw Nj What?

    • @joeortiz7734
      @joeortiz7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The effects in the third one where terrible because of the 3d look they were going for

  • @DNAsGhostzHouze
    @DNAsGhostzHouze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Best true story I ever read: Guy was at the beach in Mexico with his nephew. A shark came up and bit the kid's arm off. The uncle ran into the water, dragged the shark onto the beach and then cut the shark open and got his nephew's arm out. I don't remember whether they successfully reattached it.

    • @JG31392
      @JG31392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I know about that attack. It was a bull shark and yes, the arm was successfully reattached

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Only way that man could be any more badass was if he tore the shark open with his own hands.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well according to this movie, he would later die of fear.
      Seriously though, mega badass

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Note to self: Don’t fuck with that guy.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy seacow!!!😟

  • @derptank3308
    @derptank3308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Critic, please do Orca, it’s basically Jaws, but with a Whale!
    So far there is only ONE proper review on it.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Derptank I agree. He should do that.

    • @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
      @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. NOT the same. In Jaws, the shark is not provoked. It just starts munching on people. In ORCA the killer whale is out to get ONE guy (Nolan) who killed his mate and unborn baby on a whaling expedition.
      The whale forces the hand of the fishing community by wrecking their homes and boats. All the boats but that of the guy who killed his mate and baby so Nolan is forced to face the Orca. Orca 1. Whaler -0

  • @HamzaAnsari1425
    @HamzaAnsari1425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So it's a romantic movie...
    BUT WITH SHARKS!!

  • @jameslindsey666
    @jameslindsey666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I would have been more entertained if jaws was hiding around buildings, holding a .38 snub in his fin.

    • @DetectiveJones
      @DetectiveJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +James Lindsey XD I would love to see that as a movie much more than the sequels

    • @carlotajimenez7585
      @carlotajimenez7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      James Lindsey YOU'RE *FIN*ISHED

  • @sickcxnt9444
    @sickcxnt9444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    After Jaws 3 and 4 reupload, when'll Sharknado be reuploaded ?

    • @insertwittynamehere1411
      @insertwittynamehere1411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's a sharknado video?!?! I love sharknado!

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Annoying Nerd Yeah, the review is awesome, it's a Cinema Snob crossover! You can find it on YT but it's russian subtitled so yeah

    • @rayanaich7791
      @rayanaich7791 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +VikingWarrior HU Sharknado will be back in the next couple of weeks.

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Channel Awesome Yaaay! Thx for the reply

  • @devious187
    @devious187 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember loving this movie as a kid, and hating it when I saw it again a few years later... Now it falls into the so-bad-its-good category, and that banana boat scene is still epic, and that roar... No words can explain my delirious laughter after hearing a fucking shark roar!

    • @alexanderscalzo340
      @alexanderscalzo340 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just any roar…it was Jerry’s roar!!!

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad movie doesnt always mean not enjoyable lol

  • @thelognerrator
    @thelognerrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:54 This breaks me.

  • @bobabrown978
    @bobabrown978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    All these sequels are Jaw-dropping

    • @padm3lotus
      @padm3lotus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i sea what you did there.

    • @bobabrown978
      @bobabrown978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dropping

    • @nathanross7448
      @nathanross7448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +padm3lotus I fish you wouldn't make puns

    • @ethantoise4073
      @ethantoise4073 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Jaws plural

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drawing? How did you fuck that up

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So the same actor who delivered awesome lines like; "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" and "Some men just want to watch the world burn" actually said in this stinker "I deliver laundry". What a stupid and hilarious line to make him say.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rmkw4291 actually in the novelization it’s revealed he was a Government agent and he transports Laundered money. Soooo yeah it’s still a sillyass line

  • @JS-rk8dl
    @JS-rk8dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:25 Jerry's Roar vs. Vengeance's Roar!

  • @herohunter64
    @herohunter64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    12:13 "Double rainbow all the way across the sky."

    • @herohunter64
      @herohunter64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best part of this video.

  • @lordmegatron8515
    @lordmegatron8515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    The family flies away
    The Shark, "Ha you won't get away that easily!"
    The Shark launches out of the water.
    60's Batman theme song plays while it is flying.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Makes me laugh my ass off every time.

    • @solidsnake4214
      @solidsnake4214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my god me too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      best part

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao same

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then we got Sharknado

  • @ComicTropes
    @ComicTropes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Scheider. Not Schneider.

  • @MosdrasTheLight
    @MosdrasTheLight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love the Monty python references

  • @timrob12
    @timrob12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Here's another plot: The shark returns, get fed up with these unnecessary sequels and goes after Spielberg and he, along with Robert Zemeckis, George Lucas and Peter Jackson tries to destroy the shark, with guest starring roles for Michael J. Fox, Mark Hamill and Elijah Wood all reprising their fictional characters. Oh, and in the end Jaws faces off again Chewy, King Kong and Smaug.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      timrob12 wait why punish Spielberg?!? He never WANTED to do a sequel.

    • @sethbangard5194
      @sethbangard5194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Derek Night and even then they wouldn't LET him direct the sequel

    • @tennellecant1359
      @tennellecant1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piercings

    • @wire3005
      @wire3005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JAWS 5: THE UNNECESSARY SEQUEL ABOUT THE UNNECESSARY SEQUELS

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know, I'd actually pay to see that.

  • @Jordansparte
    @Jordansparte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love Doug but I'm gonna be "That guy" and tell you that it's not Roy "Schneider" but rather Roy "Scheider".

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, I used to call rod serling rod sterling.

  • @nowloading482
    @nowloading482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:29 caught me off guard. Spit my water everywhere

  • @snakeshippers8333
    @snakeshippers8333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Whose ready for Jaws X in space?

    • @BCoriginal1
      @BCoriginal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Slowly raises hand)

    • @YoureUgly3
      @YoureUgly3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BCoriginal1 (Gently puts down your hand)

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And then Jaws 19 happened to make that reference from back to the future 2 a real thing

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Seriously though, the Jaws Videogame would be an amazing Jaws movie. The things you are doing there as the shark are insane. E.g. people trap Jaws in a laboratory for research and he floods it. Or he kills everyone at a waterpark, also by flooding the floors, and eating the attractions. It's crazy.

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't remember any of that in the NES game. =/

    • @k-trashradio5163
      @k-trashradio5163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AriochStarr jaws unleashed ps2/xbox look it up

    • @kyledowning5013
      @kyledowning5013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I actually played that. There's a giant squid boss fight.

    • @halfcarnage6259
      @halfcarnage6259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and a Crocodile

    • @johndaily3698
      @johndaily3698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that is jaws 3

  • @dusksentry5836
    @dusksentry5836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i remember when i fought that giant squid a few years ago... good times...
    ...good lord that was dangerous! *has a heart attack*

  • @75aces97
    @75aces97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1987 gave us this, Superman IV, Leonard part 6, Ishtar, and Masters of the Universe. What a year!

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Garbage Pail Kids the movie. Yikes! I don't think we went out to many movies that year.

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Totally lost it when the Shark started wiggling his way through the sunken ship!

  • @quietside3734
    @quietside3734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Find a Brody. Eat a Brody.

  • @katiek2615
    @katiek2615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Wait! A killer shark that kills people!!!??? INCONCEIVABLE!

    • @kennethconklin4140
      @kennethconklin4140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Katie TheNinja "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  • @b1rdsh0t80
    @b1rdsh0t80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Is the entire eastern seaboard just full of bipolars?!”
    Me, who lives on the eastern seaboard: “Yes.”

  • @patcahill3724
    @patcahill3724 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In this movie Chief Brody died of a fear-induced heart attack brought on by his encounters with sharks.
    How can he die from the fear of sharks when he killed two of them?

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another reason why this movie is pure shit. Pure flea-infested gutter rat shit!!!

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One hell of a delayed response

  • @SentientHoodii
    @SentientHoodii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.” -Micheal Caine on Jaws 4

  • @arcanefury121
    @arcanefury121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hello I'm Michael Caine. I remember I had a dream and I was in a cafe and Jaws was there and he would look at me and I would look at him and he'd nod his head and would nod mine

    • @arcanefury121
      @arcanefury121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember only half the statement

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So they were on it together. Jaws faked his own death in that explosion and they both parted ways to seek a better and peaceful life. The end.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh and I deliver laundry 😂

  • @thelognerrator
    @thelognerrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:25:I'm not dead! 0:44 I feel fine! 1:00 I feel at peace!

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP Thea though... Look up her actress, it is so sad what happened to her

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In case anyone is wondering what happened, in 1988 Judith Barsi (the young actress in this movie who plays Thea and is better known as Ducky from “The Land Before Time” and Anna Marie from “All Dogs Go to Heaven”) was shot and killed by her father along with her mother. After he’d sobered up long enough to see what he’d done, he used the weapon to take his own life. Barsi was ten at her death.
      Doug mentions in a couple of his reviews that the quality of Don Bluth’s films dropped off in the 90’s, specifically that All Dogs Go to Heaven was the last great film that Bluth directed with everything after ranging from just meh to god awful. It is possible that Barsi’s death was a contributing factor to this downturn.

    • @hazbinotakusimp2182
      @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacksongibbs8998 thank you for giving the info, I probably should have been more clear 😅

  • @benjamintriplett3
    @benjamintriplett3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I agree the jaws series should've been two and done

    • @insertwittynamehere1411
      @insertwittynamehere1411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      One and done

    • @Mira_Dunia
      @Mira_Dunia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Annoying Nerd I think for those who want a sequel, the second one isn't bad. It still had Brody's story line (and Brody) and no roaring sharks.
      Roar row row.

    • @tenslastergames8086
      @tenslastergames8086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Erin F That's how I feel.
      Although I hated the one girl that screamed annoyingly, and way too excessively also.

    • @Mira_Dunia
      @Mira_Dunia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tenslaster Games "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Mira_Dunia
      @Mira_Dunia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tenslaster Games AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Surprisingly no mention of he fact that the shark only kills two people

  • @andrewmurray1550
    @andrewmurray1550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How do we know it's not ELLEN's revenge AGAINST the shark????

    • @skamemaster774
      @skamemaster774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underated comment, I never once even thought of that and now I'm kicking myself lol! Good thinking!

    • @galaxydeathskrill5607
      @galaxydeathskrill5607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought about it

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because she said that it came for him

  • @horrorhoarder8372
    @horrorhoarder8372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember back when I was a kid watching this in the early 90's and being actually kind of Impressed by some of the attack scenes in this movie! Apart from the dodgy mouth-cam shots in part 3 this is the only jaws film where we actually see the shark chewing on it's victims underwater! Also they obviously tried to make the shark look more realistic by producing an animatronic with more movement in the jaws and snout areas. Unfortunately though they completely failed in this by allowing us to be able to see cables and various other machinery sticking out of the sharks underside in many underwater shots, and this is even more obvious on VHS format​! The other ending is also moderately better, rather than the weird exploding toy shark ending there is another version where Ellen simply rams the shark with the broken mast impaling it, then under the weight of the massive shark stuck upon it, the ship breaks in half Titanic style and the dead shark sinks into the abyss in scene shamelessly​ stolen from the original Jaws! Also Jake doesn't randomly come back from the jaws of the shark in this version! Both versions have that amazing scene where Michael Caine has time to say "oh shit" before shark dodging and out-swimming the giant 40 foot monster back to the boat! It really is the best part of the movie!! lol..

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:20 I'm actually more surprised that the Shark ACTUALLY MANAGED TO SNEAK UP ON THEM. How the fuck did you miss him? HES A FRIKEN SHARK!

  • @justicechief5352
    @justicechief5352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    jaws is like the Deadpool of all sharks. she just doesn't die.

    • @TyroneDeMarcusWilliams3rd
      @TyroneDeMarcusWilliams3rd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you assuming the Sharks gender?

    • @justicechief5352
      @justicechief5352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +The Nameless King in 3D they called jaws a she

    • @indi-go1868
      @indi-go1868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Nameless King Female sharks are bigger than males (nice SJ warrior joke, I think)

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Nameless King Sharks need to come from somewhere, don't they?

    • @tannerprice2018
      @tannerprice2018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justice Chief quick! Start feeding her Chimichangas!

  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just rewatched this silly spectacle earlier today. 🦈

  • @BatPierrot
    @BatPierrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:52 for all this movies flaws, it think this reaction is actually really on the spot. Sometimes, the weight of a loss just hits you at an unexpected time

  • @teamcannonfodder3410
    @teamcannonfodder3410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    the British response to all problems is ah shit

    • @H20No
      @H20No 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah shit

    • @yogbayden
      @yogbayden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah shit

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually it's "bullocks!"

    • @cloroxbleach725
      @cloroxbleach725 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ill punch you teeth straight!

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Caine makes this movie worth watching. Honestly, I love that guy 😂

  • @artofmore7197
    @artofmore7197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was expecting the Channel Awesome tag to be: "Oh shit!".

    • @unholyperiodza5442
      @unholyperiodza5442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instead it was Shinji from Evangalion (Screaming)

    • @artofmore7197
      @artofmore7197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Unholy Periodza
      Yeah, I was expecting it to be that because the Channel Awesome tags are always a line, scream or sound effect that the critic either complains or go crazy over about during the review. For example: The "Bayynkk accyynts" from the Double Team review or the "Male academia" from the Catwoman one.

    • @artofmore7197
      @artofmore7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then again, it could have been Jaws roaring, since the Critic of course made a big deal out of that sounding like Jerry in the review.

    • @lechairboi9950
      @lechairboi9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unholyperiodza5442 insert joke about Shinji needing to get in the robot here

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You and the film makers ALMOST nailed what usually happens in a funeral. Sure, I don't know how many funerals you attended but people often laugh because not only they remind each other of the good memories but it's often the only time all the family members are all together at the same time... They're happy to see each others.
    But I have a nuance to point out: when we are at funeral or wake we usually knew ahead of time that the person would die eventually because they were old and ill. When it's an accident, especially horrible ones, the atmosphere is not the same. But I still never saw anyone looking at anyone else like if they were crazy from a nervous laugh... Maybe because my family is understanding or maybe I didn't pay attention well enough but I literally never see it happens.

    • @Em_Elizabeth
      @Em_Elizabeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone I know said that when he heard of his mother's death (he wasn't present), he broke down into maniacal laughter. Grief is strange.

  • @RiverRiley69
    @RiverRiley69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They need bat anti-shark repellent

  • @mightykingfish
    @mightykingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    you lost me at "Schneider"

    • @JJAlexanderDPW
      @JJAlexanderDPW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, because his name is Roy SCHEIDER. There is no "N" in his last name.

    • @mightykingfish
      @mightykingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Benjamin Gavrin good reference though

    • @stepheng8596
      @stepheng8596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. This guy is such a dumb fuck. I'd love to BITCH SLAP him with an open hand

  • @wd-type9643
    @wd-type9643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Now THIS is priceless comedy. Amazing work, Doug.

  • @ClaudioTV2005
    @ClaudioTV2005 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:46 What you’re watching it’s the DVD/International theatrical version where the shark blows up. However in the TV airing and the USA premiere version Ellen rammed the shark with Mike's boat, mortally wounding it. The shark then causes the boat to break apart with its death contortions, forcing the people on the boat to jump off to avoid going down with it. American audiences disapproved of this ending. Following this, a different ending was ordered to be shot for foreign distribution in which the shark gets stabbed with the bow sprit and then inexplicably explodes, with Jake being found wounded but alive. Universal used this ending on home media releases. A rumor persisted that the re-shooting of the ending prevented Michael Caine from collecting his Academy Award for Hannah and Her Sisters in person. The re-shot ending reportedly began filming only five days after the film was released in the United States. The new ending was the version released in other Western countries.

  • @HOWIEIZATION2
    @HOWIEIZATION2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seeing as his revenge plot wasn't getting him fed he took a break and went to a beach for a quick and easy bite to lift his spirits

  • @samgroll3605
    @samgroll3605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was surprised that Critic didn't mention anything about Judith Barsi

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he knew nothing about her or what happened.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For those who don’t know, Judith Barsi, the little girl who played Thea in this movie, was murdered in cold blood by her father who then proceeded to kill her mother and himself as well. Barsi was ten at her death.
      Critic mentions in some of his other reviews that the quality of Don Bluth’s films dropped off in the 90’s, specifically that All Dogs Go To Heaven (which was Judith Barsi’s last film) was Bluth’s last great film and everything that came after ranged from Just Meh to Terrible. It’s possible that Barsi’s murder was a contributing factor to this downturn.

  • @dimoshark
    @dimoshark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    at 8:43 the shark's teeth start to break as it bites the boat

  • @travisgoonan7667
    @travisgoonan7667 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun Fact: the little girl who played the daughter is Judith Barsi, who you may remember as the voice of Ducky from the Land Before Time and Anne-Marie from All Dogs go to Heaven.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And she died an unbelievably tragic death at far too young of an age at the hands of her own father.

    • @travisgoonan7667
      @travisgoonan7667 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@zachhaywood1564 that’s very true. I was hoping to avoid that because it is such a depressing bit of information.

  • @nigelrabe1668
    @nigelrabe1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shark bites Sean’s arm...
    Pennywise bites Georgie’s arm...

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny thing is, sharks don’t float (in fact if a shark ever stoped swimming, it’d sink to the bottom and die).

  • @BobJones-hi8de
    @BobJones-hi8de 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    JAWS- A
    JAWS 2- A-
    JAWS 3- D-
    JAWS 4- F

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bob Jones
      Jaws 2:C
      I have no idea why you would give Jaws 2 a A I'd be careful to say it's a B film

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Liam's Lenz
      Well yeah of course. It being rated a c+ is my opinion. I didn't enjoy it

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Liam's Lenz
      I didn't say "HEY IF YOU THINK THIS MOIVE IS RATED A B I'LL PUNCH YOUUU!" I wasn't forcing my opinion or judging his I was just stating it

    • @thatdude3938
      @thatdude3938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JAWS- F
      JAWS 2- F
      JAWS 3- F
      JAWS 4- F
      fuck this movie, fuck this franchise and fuck spielberg. it's just a shark, not a cyberdemon, and first movie has spawned an avalanche of shitty shark movies

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My ratings:
      Jaws - 5/5
      Jaws 2 - 4/5
      Jaws 3D - 0.5/5
      Jaws: The Revenge - 0/5

  • @PureCarbon
    @PureCarbon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    *Jaws the remake, coming 2018!*

    • @insertwittynamehere1411
      @insertwittynamehere1411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?

    • @huntergallant5655
      @huntergallant5655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't be surprised, all the older movies that are at least halfway decent are being remade now.

    • @brandontriplin5447
      @brandontriplin5447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Annoying Nerd can't be worse then the sequels

    • @PureCarbon
      @PureCarbon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annoying Nerd I hope not.

    • @brandontriplin5447
      @brandontriplin5447 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pure Carbon want to know something worse the movie avatar the last airbender is getting a sequel

  • @danseth5775
    @danseth5775 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Depressing fact, the little grand-daughter is Judith Barsi. She also did some voice acting in "All dog's go to heaven ". She and her mother were sadly murdered by her own father in a murder suicide shortly after finishing this movie

  • @parkerfrench2996
    @parkerfrench2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:56 the timing of this little gag really got me

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Did she kick you when you were a guppy?"
    Hopefully this will be the last Jaw's movie. I just feel like with how nostalgic my generation is it probably will come back again someday.

  • @2gredvisions8560
    @2gredvisions8560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm watching this video in captions, and the minute the scene with Jaws roaring happened, it read "Shark roaring (yes really)". As if even the captions acknowledge the absurdity of that scene. XD

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lorraine Gary only got the role because she was the wife of Universal's CEO at the time, Sid Sheinberg.

  • @haydentcem
    @haydentcem ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man Critic used to be so weird. He thought the shark from Jaws was named “Jaws,” and that the same shark was in every movie

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    There making a new Jaws movie?! "NAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!"

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After all, what self-respecting shark wouldn't want to get revenge against the people who killed it? ....three times....

  • @haileijohnson9267
    @haileijohnson9267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had asked my Mom which Jaws films that she's seen, and she said that she only saw the first two, well THANK GOD, because the first two Jaws films are the only ones that are actually fucking ENJOYABLE!
    Jaws:A+
    Jaws 2:A+
    Jaws 3:F
    Jaws 4:F

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaws 2 is a B- at best

    • @haileijohnson9267
      @haileijohnson9267 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksongibbs8998 I literally made this comment five years ago, but I still stand by what I said, lol. Jaws 2 Is still my favorite one

  • @fivestarreviews5250
    @fivestarreviews5250 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    R.I.P. Judith Barsi was killed by her dad after this film released (the little girl) aged 10

  • @johnthigpen-kraps2082
    @johnthigpen-kraps2082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As a kid I loved the movie, but realize as an adult it is terrible. But I still believe the first death is freaking scary and deserves more credit. Anyone else?

    • @leestenson6975
      @leestenson6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree. They were on the right track killing off Sean. It was scary. And it was one of the few nighttime attacks in the whole series. But they fucked the rest of the movie up.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I respect your opinion but actually couldn't help but laugh at Sean's death. The choice to intercut it several times with benign Christmas caroling didn't underscore the horror or sadness of the moment for me but instead threw it completely off.

    • @joedirt6609
      @joedirt6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't care movie is awesome

    • @laurahall7681
      @laurahall7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not alone, I loved that scene as a kid because it scared me. I was hoping someone else could relate lol. It could have been executed MUCH better, but for what it's worth it was a good scene.

    • @jayge17
      @jayge17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, as bad as the film is, I saw it at age 7 and to this day, hearing "The First Noel" makes me uncomfortable because of the opening scene

  • @tipsybun
    @tipsybun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Welcome to the land of under 100 views on a nostalgia critic video...

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its so beautiful up here!

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +許錦文 Flying high in the sky...

    • @heather2479
      @heather2479 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Mettaton!

    • @bremso6749
      @bremso6749 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well thats a privilege ;)
      I´m glad I was the 750th person to like it and I watched it as soon as humanly possible xD

    • @spunkwizard
      @spunkwizard 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piece o' shit comment

  • @imbeingjudgemental644
    @imbeingjudgemental644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The holy grail is said in the film to not work once he left the temple

  • @joeytaylor1021
    @joeytaylor1021 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I honestly think that a way to say Brody died is he did in fact die of a heart attack, but Ellen exaggerated by saying "The fear killed him"