When the chick was telling the sob story why she hates sharks, am I the only one who wished that movie would throw a twist at us that the grandpa was alive and actually the villain of the movie and in climax he emerges from the Sharknado to ride it on top of a Megalodon like a freaking Poseidon?
"Cannibal Cheerleaders" actually sounds pretty good. A class trip where the students are stranded in the woods and the cheerleaders are banning together to eat the other students in order to survive. Could have a climactic battle at the end with the cheerleaders vs. the football players who are also resorting to cannibalism. Tag line could be "the student BODY is now a part of the diet".
It sounds more interesting and original than a lot of the crap that comes on Syfy. Hell it might even have the potential to be better than a lot of stuff in theaters.
Omg I just found this comment and it tore me up when he said that haha I am sorry but that was hilarious omg haha I never laughed so hard before that I snorted and I never snort lol 😂 thanks the comment 🙏🏽👍🏽🙌🏽👏🏽
girl with scar on leg: *hides scar* "I dont want to talk about it guy: "ok, I wasnt really asking for you to tell it" girl: *starts to monolog about sad backstory about how she got the scar*
Isaac Clorke I GOT THESE SCARS IN THE WAR, THE GREAT WAR, NoO!! THE GREAT GREAT WAR. I WAS A YOUNG PRIVATE BACK IN MY DAY, THE WAR HAD PROMISED TO MAKE US HEROES WHILE ALSO WARNING OF DANGER BUT I TOTALLY IGNORED THAT BECAUSE LOL. I HAD TWO COMERADES, TIMMY AND BOBERADEOUS. TIMMY'S REAL NAME WAS TIMOTHY JR BUT HE HAD A LARGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX SURROUNDING HIS FATHER TIMOTHY WHO WAS A GENERAL IN THE SLIGHTLY LESSER BUT STILL OKAY WAR, WHO CONSTANTLY COMPARED HIMSELF TO HIS SON, SO TIMOTHY JR. ASKED TO BE CALLED TIMMY. HE WAS COLD, BUT KIND AND WAS ALWAYS LOYAL TO THE VERY END, HE WAS A DEAR FRIEND. BOBERADEOUS WAS A JOYFUL, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, AND EXTROVERTED CONTRAST TO TIMMY. HE ALWAYS LOVED MAKING JOKES AND JUST MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY, HE DID HIS BEST FOR PEOPLE. ALTHOUGH, SOMETIMES THIS DID NOT LET HIS TRUE FEELINGS SHOW AND IT SEEMED LIKE HE DIDN'T TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY WHICH CAUSED HIM TO GET INTO A LOT OF ARGUMENTS DURING SERIOUS TIMES. BUT EVEN SO, HIS CHEERY PERSONALITY WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, AND WAS A VERY DEAR FRIEND TO ME. THE SETTING OF MY SCARRING TOOK PLACE ON THE DAY OF JANUARY, X, 2XXX, I WAS FINISHING PATROLS ON MY AREA WITH TIMMY AND BOBERADEOUS WHEN THE AlaRMS SOUNDED. THERE WAS AN ATTACK! MY COMERADES AND I QUICKLY RUSHED TO OUR STATIONS AND FOUGHT BRAVELY. IT FELT AS IF HOURS WENT BY AS WE FIRED AND PRAYED. BUT, SOMEHOW THEY GOT PAST OUR DEFENSES AND WE WERE ATTACKED! WE FOUGHT WITH ROUGHLY 20 OTHERS TRYING TO DEFEND IT FROM THE SWARMING ENEMIES RUSHING THROUGH THE CRACK IN OUR STRONGHOLD, AND EVENTUALLY, it was just the three of us. we fought fiercely, doing our best to buy time before backup arrived then, boberadeous was shot. Timmy yelled "BOB NO!!!" Boberadeous then looked at Timmy and said "you must fight on, you have to come to terms with your father, I'm not joking this time." timmy replies through his sobs as i defend them in tears "but bob... I can't do this alone... you don't deserve to die not like this not here..." boberadeous smiles at him "katie will be there for you, and so will your mother both of the women will assist you." timmy then yells "BOB, YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU! DON'T YOU SEE THAT?? THAT'S Precisely WHY I CAN'T LOSE YOU HERE!!" Boberadeous then touches his cheek as the life fades his eyes and I comfort timmy as he cries tears of sorrow and despair. it wasn't fair for boberadeous to die in such a way... its just not fair... I then say through my sobs "I'm sad too but... we can't give up, timmy" timmy stands up and says "you're right, lets tear'em a new one" We then attack with a new rage and desire to avenge our fallen friend. We continue our endless rampage as backup seems to still be missing. Then all of a sudden, in the heat of the moment, timmy is shot. I then drag him to where the enemy hasn't gone yet for shelter. I then break down "TIMMY NO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH YOUR FATHER..." Timmy looks at me "I think he would be proud of me, knowing his son died a hero." i smile through my tears and reply "y-yeah... he would" timmy then says "Catherine, im using your real name because i want you to listen I want you to survive this war for me, so you can go back to the man you love. Because i know Jacob is still alive. Go back to the man you love because the one I love... bob... he's dead... but I'll see him in heaven. and one day you'll join us with your lover and so forth, and my dad will join us and say 'timmy I'm proud of you'..." I smile and hug him as i sob heavily and i say "yeah he will" Timmy then dies in my arms as backup arrives. oh yeah the scar While exiting the base i tripped and cut my leg, that's how i earned the scar.
@@FargonNemeloc Yes. Fire from water. All the alkali metals react on contact with water. The reaction gets worse the farther you go down the periodic table. Sodium is the baby here.
Funny thing is that one of the first ideas for a third Godzilla movie was Bride of Godzilla. Yes, that is completely true. But not in the same way as Bride of Frankenstein
"So, Jamie, a lot of people are wondering, can you set water on fire?" "WHO THE HELL IS WONDERING THAT?!?" I died laughing. And I LOVED the Mythbusters!
Tbh the Sharks were the real victims, they were just doing their daily routine of eat fish and don't stop moving. Then this fucking tornado comes out of nowhere and the try to swim away but to no avail. Also they need to be in water to survive, they're suffocating in there and more air is rushing into their gills. It's their natural urge to be predators but not to hunt PEOPLE, and they're landing from a large fall, suffocating on the ground, trying to get back to water but their being killed with chainsaws by some jackass who can't accept once a marriage is over he has no rights to control his ex-wife or even command her.
This movie takes logic and science and beats it to death with a metal baseball bat even power rangers a show were people breathe on the moon had more f**cking logic than this movie
I suppose it would surprise you to know that a lot more of the science in here is accurate than most people realize. I'd estimate...half of it is possible and the other half is garbage? For example, animals, including fish, *have* rained from the sky due to bad storms, and things larger than sharks have been thrown about by tornadoes. Sharks *could* survive inside a water filled tornado. Hurricanes of sufficient force, while it is rare, *can* hit the California coastline. And multiple tornadoes *can* spin off of a large hurricane as shown in the movie. A sharknado in real life is totally possible. Cars *can* catch on fire pretty easily if they've been damaged and gas is leaking. I actually saw it happen from a car or two over once after a wreck at a stoplight. They do not, generally, explode that easily except in Hollywood. But come on, we've seen worse things overblown by cinema to make a cool explosion. If you pour gasoline into a pool like that, and drop fire in, yes, the water *will* in fact appear to burn as the gasoline, which floats on top of the water, burns. Gasoline does *not* typically explode like that unless confined. (and yes, I am aware of FAE's if anyone wants to bring those up) Blowing up a tornado...yeah, that one is nonsense. Nothing about that one makes sense. I'll give them credit, they did enough research to make it sound remotely plausible if a person only knew a tiny amount about tornadoes. They talked about warm and cold air mixing causing tornadoes (which is technically true, though it is a lot more complicated than that) and said that the bomb would mix the air causing the total to sort of...neutralize itself. suppose this could fool someone armed only with a dangerously small amount of knowledge on the subject. The truth is, that the warm and cold air is one of the factors that create the *systems* that spawn tornadoes. No explosion at the focus of that system is going to affect the real cause. The system itself will still be applying the forces that can create tornadoes. And all of *that* is completely meaningless since that applies to tornadoes caused by supercell systems and their ilk! These tornadoes were not. They were caused by the hurricane in the movie. Such tornadoes are caused by the turbulence of the massive hurricanes. So that whole point is utter nonsense. Yeah, a lot of the science in this movie is trash, but given how a lot of people seem to think *none* of it is valid...it might surprise you.
@@mentaya11 Well, I have to disagree with you there. This move is about 99% bull, IMO. First off, shark behavior and biology. If there were a hurricane or tornado heading straight for them, they wouldn't all swim in perfectly straight lines along the surface where they're most likely to be picked up by said winds. Most would've gone deeper to escape the pull. Also, being a tornado, even one over the water isn't composed entirely of said water, which sharks need to breathe. They don't do well in open air, so all those images of snapping jaws flying every which way is so ridiculously inaccurate that it negates any cool factor it might have had. And while sharks are known for their appetite, they don't eat all the time as this movie tries to pound into our heads. I will agree that a tossing a bomb into a tornado would do jack to stop it, though. And yeah, there have been cases where animals have rained down, alive (prior to hitting the ground anyway) or dead, but if that were the case in this movie, where was all the other marine life that should've been sucked up at the same time? Fish, turtles, dolphins, what have you. Was there a shark convention going on just offshore when this all started? Sorry for the rant... 😅 This movie and all its sequels just really annoy me.
@@asherikamichaela8425 Oh, no worries. (Sorry about the late response, but I didn’t have a computer there for a while). Ok, 1: would they dive? Maybe, but I doubt it. There are many, many cases of fish being caught in tornadoes. They could have dived, but they did not. My guess would be that they simply don’t know what to do in that situation. 2: Would they suffocate? It has actually been shown that sharks could reasonably be expected to survive in that situation. I am at work, so I can’t hunt down the article right now, but I can later if you care. I imagine it isn’t certain, but it’s apparently enough in some cases. 3: Most sharks are solitary animals, but a few, like hammerheads, live in groups. Would they suffocate? 4: Would they be attacking everything in sight? Of course not! If anything, they would be terrified. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t lash out, but they wouldn’t be hunting. 5: Where were all the other animals? I don’t know. Surely *some* others would be present, but that being said, in most of the stories of ‘animal rains’ the rains are hugely predominantly one species or group of organism. Spider rains, frog rains, fish rain, that kind of thing. It is entirely possible for a hurricane to 1: form over the pacific, 2: be large enough to pick up grown sharks and throw them around, 3: contain enough water for those sharks to plausibly breathe and 4: Spawn tornadoes that can throw those sharks onto land? Surprisingly, yes. It is plausible, though unlikely. There’s plenty of garbage in this, though, to be sure, and it is *not* a good movie.
@@mentaya11 You're all good. 🙂 Hm. I'll have to look for that article. I hadn't heard of that one. I should think they would require a higher ratio of water to air, but maybe I'm wrong. As to the gathering of the sharks, that's true, although I think these were meant to be great whites (the classic movie shark since Jaws, of course) and those usually are solitary except on rare occasions. And the predominantly single-species "rains," as I recall, normally happen inland, hitting lakes and rivers which obviously have less biodiversity than the ocean. Still, it's something to think about and I'm always ready to learn something new. 😁
@@asherikamichaela8425 Fair. Yeah, I think I saw it referenced in a Game Theory that was discussing this. That would be my first stop. I'd check for the title, then pull up the article from that. It's also entirely possible theres just more water in them that you'd think, too. There were *definitely* a lot of great whites (havn't *watched* this movie in its entirety, full disclosure) and I didn't *notice* hammerheads, but hey, great whites sell. You're right though, they are almost exclusively solitary, making it harder to scoop up a ton of them like that. And single species rains can certainly be over lakes or land, though that does not guarantee less species diversity, and they *do* happen over the ocean as well.. Still, just an interesting topic to me.
If only, I am so sick and tired of all my disks getting ruined all the time. A N64 cartridge would last longer before I have to buy yet another replacement.
23:21 *puts on smartass glasses* ACTUALLY.....the oil will float up to the top of the water( because the density of gasoline is less than water). Due to oil being non polar and water being a polar molecule, the oil will not mix with the water. If you set the pool on fire (as shown) it will cause the surface of the pool to light up. But there will be no explosion. (You can see this affect sometimes from oil spills.) And SchShow already proved that you can’t blow up a tornado but that’s common sense
As a starter marine biologist i have to say that the "nature" of those sharks made me almost cry of both laughter and disgust, i know is a movie of fiction but damn since minute 6 there are A LOT of things wrong with these sharks.
What about *_Jewnami?_* An ancient Ocean Jew Warlock awakens from his slumber to terrorize Hawaii. Or how about *_Shurricane?_* A swirling storm of shuriken-throwing Ninjas appear in the middle of peaceful, unsuspecting Detroit.
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Random thought, but to be honest, I hate how this channel only has 600,000 subs, meanwhile reactors have way more for barely putting any effort. The people on channel awesome work way harder, and have been around longer, yet they dont get the subs they deserve.
I know right, I mean these guys are kind of like a small movie/TV studio. Some of their reviews actually have stories to go along with the actual review. And practically all of them have an important message that they're trying to send. These guys deserve A LOT more subs.
It was more of a joke implying that since the problems only last for like 3 seconds, people wouldn't actually realize that the problems were even there.
23:11 - 23:26 Remember when Nicole Waterson from The Amazing World of Gumball got that bill at the parents evening in the episode "The Responsible" and when she said "How do you set fire to a swimming pool?!" i'm guessing that part of the movie explains how that happened...
The following 2 sequels at least work more as genre deconstruction parody than this one. They are 100% self-aware. This is nothing but another grade-Z Asylum defecation that got lucky via viral marketing gimmickry.
When I think "Transformer-Zombies" I think of maybe Transformers that are rusted up and worn-out, but still have some fight to them. Or better yet, they could be ancient monolithic Transformers from the beginning of Cybertron. Something akin to maybe Aganos from Killer Instinct. Anyone get where I'm going with this?
Right? Hahaha also I guess they can fly because he shot the one coming at the helicopter and it fell. So does that mean the sharks control what they are doing in the sir or? I'm so confused. Oh and when he cuts that one in half they just ignore that half the shark magically goes through the girl. When they play it in slow motion you can tell.
You know The Asylum made this film, right? They make their living off of deliberately bad films. Which is why they aren't as good as films that try to be good and fail. The Asylum almost feel cynical, whereas there is an endearing charm to films (like Future Wars, Zaat, Plan 9 etc) that fall flat on their face after trying soooo hard. Plus schadenfreude. Lots of schadenfreude. The Asylum are just hacks with good viral marketing.
+MrFolktacular THANK YOU! Saying this movie is "good" because it's "meant to be bad" is beyond stupid. By that logic, every movie Asylum makes should be a hit because they're all completely inept and cynically dumb.
It is just meant to be a parody, a "nanar" parody (I don't know if you got a word in english for nanar :p Those who think it is a bad horror movie ... seriously the movie is called Sharknado, it's meant to be a joke, a comedy film
More people die from car crash and retards with guns each year than sharks. Hell more people die form cigarettes, illegal drugs, plane crashes and stupid actics than shark!!
Nathan Deaton Nope. There's actually scientific theories that sharks actually don't even like the taste of human beings. Most shark attacks stem from mistaken identity, where sharks mistake painted fingernails and toenails for fish scales, surf boards for the shapes of turtles or seals, etc. And the only way to find out if its food or not is to bite it. They can tell pretty quickly its not what they're looking for, which is why many shark attacks involve a single bite before the shark lets go. Sharks will usually only stoop to intentionally attacking and/or eating people if they're literally starving. So yeah, definitely not "cased closed".
Nathan Deaton You shouldn't end a sentence on a thread with ''case closed''. When I see this I just want to respond ''so what''? I wonder if you get trolled often...
This movie is beyond stupid, but fun in its stupidity. The biggest question for me though is this: How the fuck are any of those sharks still alive after being in a tornado for HOURS?! Are these magical air-breathing sharks? To go with the magical tornados that don't dissipate after maybe a half hour tops?
Yeah, this was more of a shark hurricane anyways from the newscast. It turned into 3 shark tornados by the end when they were blowing it up, though it looked like the hurricane still existed. None of this made sense.
Come on, guys! This is one of the best "so bad it's good" movies I've seen, but unlike most bad movies, "Sharknado" doesn't just happen to be silly and cheesy - it is accurately crafted to have these qualities. Everything from over dramatic acting to a house exploding with water for absolutely no reason and a plan to "equalize" a tornado with bomb explosions is there to emphasize the absurdity of the movie. It's a bit like Machete, only made by "Asylum", the guys who've been filming B-movies for years.
It's not really as much hot and cold air mixing either. Hurricanes are formed by a low pressure area (hot) where the air moves in to fill the vacuum caused by the rising column of air. Thanks to the Coriolis effect the air bends to the right in the northern hemisphere or left in the southern as it moves in towards the center. Meanwhile, the rising moist air condenses into clouds as it rises rapidly high into the atmosphere. This causes the temperature to rise considerably thanks to the latent heat of vaporization of water. This increase in heat causes the low pressure system to intensify, further fueling this while process. Hurricanes require 3 things: heat, moist air, and the Coriolis effect to occur.
The director has confirmed through many interviews a few months after the movie's release that it's bad on purpose. There's more than a few jokes in there that are pretty obviously intentionally stupid, I don't get why this goes over so many peoples' heads.
I like sharks, I think they're kinda cute and they hardly ever kill humans, more people are killed by horses every year than sharks and nobody is making a 'killer horse' movie.
Sadly, sharks are on the endangered species list because of Jaws and the eastern appetite for all things sea food. Now sharks may become extinct because of the stupidity of the general public!!!
When I was in High School, I was in a band called (no lie) "Dead Nuclear Puppies From Hell." The other members picked that name as a joke they figured would annoy me, but to everyone's horror, it stuck.
1:42 - If you really wanna push it to the next level, you gotta combine three things, like "Lightening Werewolf Ninjas". Me: Sounds cool, but you could also push it even FURTHER by combining FOUR things, like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Isn't the Sharknado actually a hurricane? Or did a tornado come along AFTER the hurricane to pick up all the sharks? Is it related to Twister wanting to one up it somehow in how ridiculously it can kill people? Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.
Throwing a bomb in the tornado (or rather, hurricane, seeing as it started over the water) was so stupid that you didn't think anyone would take it seriously. Then a certain President of the United States took notice...
This movie is as campy as I imagined it would be... First off Sharks don’t school, they rarely attack humans, aside from isolated incidents, and they’re attracted to blood
That's the one with the guy who played Dewey in Scream right? I forgot his name and I forgot all about eight legged freaks till I read your comment. I'd love for critic to review that!
"i was off to play the villain in Titanic 2!" just his voice sayin tht makes u laugh like hell! XD also of course Fin would go for the daughter first; HE THOUGHT THE SON WAS ACROSS THE FRIGGIN COUNTRY!
Mr. RandomGUYS no they should NOT! I can barely stand a movie review of this shit, I refuse to sit through another piece of shit garbage fest in anyway shape or form.
After watching this documentary at school about sharks, these sea creatures are actually pretty tame. They only get violent if they are spooked or if they need to avenge themselves. I mean you have a better chance at dying from a bear than a shark.
Sharknado is the kind of movie specific to the Uwe Boll genre: - Writing is bad - Actions sequences and CGI are god-awful - Characters have the psychological deepness of a brick combined with an equally brick-like actor talent - They use their *_"bad"_* image as a marketing seller and of course hide behind so called 2nd degree humor just to camouflage the lack of talent and ambition they have for a quick cash grab from a niche audience P.S= I can dig Gun Testicaled Vampirates, can't be worse than Twilight anyway.
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When the chick was telling the sob story why she hates sharks, am I the only one who wished that movie would throw a twist at us that the grandpa was alive and actually the villain of the movie and in climax he emerges from the Sharknado to ride it on top of a Megalodon like a freaking Poseidon?
t3hGawd HOLY. FUCK. YES!
THAT WOULD BE PURE LION AWESOME INCARNATE!!!
Well that's far too oddly specific for anyone else to have wanted that but now that I'm aware of it as a possibility I actually do.
That would be awesome.
She also says ' They TOOK my grandpa.' Ye girl they ate the shit out of him until they sniffed up the last of his blood.
"Cannibal Cheerleaders" actually sounds pretty good. A class trip where the students are stranded in the woods and the cheerleaders are banning together to eat the other students in order to survive. Could have a climactic battle at the end with the cheerleaders vs. the football players who are also resorting to cannibalism. Tag line could be "the student BODY is now a part of the diet".
It sounds more interesting and original than a lot of the crap that comes on Syfy. Hell it might even have the potential to be better than a lot of stuff in theaters.
Dude... you should be in Hollywood somewhere!
Someone get this man a limo!
Dont we already have a movie like that? Or maybe I am thinking about the movie Zombie strippers?
*SLOW CLAP*
peyton mcfarland please do
"Six people went into the water. And One little girl came out."
And that's when we learned that it takes 6 people to impregnate Bodies of Water.
I actually laughed. As in, more than just exhaling harder than normal.
And that comment was funnier than the movie
Damnit, no wonder my rituals weren't working!
Omg I just found this comment and it tore me up when he said that haha I am sorry but that was hilarious omg haha I never laughed so hard before that I snorted and I never snort lol 😂 thanks the comment 🙏🏽👍🏽🙌🏽👏🏽
This is actual scientific fact.
“Why do things explode so easily?”
-Dr Doofenshmirtz
*DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORRRRPOOORAAAATEEEEED!*
Michael Bay?
Dr Doofenshmirtz. Dr! He didn't attend eight hours of evil college to just be called Doofenshmirtz
ButYouCanCallMeZyn I fixed it. How could I have been so foolish as to completely forget about this man’s accomplishments
Erik Zarins *In low quiet voice* After hours.
They actually look perfect as the Mythbusters
OMG, I just realized that.
They do, Chibi Yang... they do...
Myth busters ended...
Arif Akyuz press f to pay respect
I will glady support a "Chocolate Cthulhu Christmas."
I second this
I support as well.
Someone fund this!
I was thinking the same thing!
i third this
girl with scar on leg: *hides scar* "I dont want to talk about it
guy: "ok, I wasnt really asking for you to tell it"
girl: *starts to monolog about sad backstory about how she got the scar*
Press Start
Not necessarly
Thats a rather personal subject since we dont know one another well
Isaac Clorke
I GOT THESE SCARS IN THE WAR, THE GREAT WAR, NoO!! THE GREAT GREAT WAR. I WAS A YOUNG PRIVATE BACK IN MY DAY, THE WAR HAD PROMISED TO MAKE US HEROES WHILE ALSO WARNING OF DANGER BUT I TOTALLY IGNORED THAT BECAUSE LOL. I HAD TWO COMERADES, TIMMY AND BOBERADEOUS. TIMMY'S REAL NAME WAS TIMOTHY JR BUT HE HAD A LARGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX SURROUNDING HIS FATHER TIMOTHY WHO WAS A GENERAL IN THE SLIGHTLY LESSER BUT STILL OKAY WAR, WHO CONSTANTLY COMPARED HIMSELF TO HIS SON, SO TIMOTHY JR. ASKED TO BE CALLED TIMMY. HE WAS COLD, BUT KIND AND WAS ALWAYS LOYAL TO THE VERY END, HE WAS A DEAR FRIEND. BOBERADEOUS WAS A JOYFUL, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, AND EXTROVERTED CONTRAST TO TIMMY. HE ALWAYS LOVED MAKING JOKES AND JUST MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY, HE DID HIS BEST FOR PEOPLE. ALTHOUGH, SOMETIMES THIS DID NOT LET HIS TRUE FEELINGS SHOW AND IT SEEMED LIKE HE DIDN'T TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY WHICH CAUSED HIM TO GET INTO A LOT OF ARGUMENTS DURING SERIOUS TIMES. BUT EVEN SO, HIS CHEERY PERSONALITY WAS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, AND WAS A VERY DEAR FRIEND TO ME. THE SETTING OF MY SCARRING TOOK PLACE ON THE DAY OF JANUARY, X, 2XXX, I WAS FINISHING PATROLS ON MY AREA WITH TIMMY AND BOBERADEOUS WHEN THE AlaRMS SOUNDED. THERE WAS AN ATTACK! MY COMERADES AND I QUICKLY RUSHED TO OUR STATIONS AND FOUGHT BRAVELY. IT FELT AS IF HOURS WENT BY AS WE FIRED AND PRAYED. BUT, SOMEHOW THEY GOT PAST OUR DEFENSES AND WE WERE ATTACKED! WE FOUGHT WITH ROUGHLY 20 OTHERS TRYING TO DEFEND IT FROM THE SWARMING ENEMIES RUSHING THROUGH THE CRACK IN OUR STRONGHOLD, AND EVENTUALLY, it was just the three of us. we fought fiercely, doing our best to buy time before backup arrived then, boberadeous was shot. Timmy yelled "BOB NO!!!" Boberadeous then looked at Timmy and said "you must fight on, you have to come to terms with your father, I'm not joking this time." timmy replies through his sobs as i defend them in tears "but bob... I can't do this alone... you don't deserve to die not like this not here..." boberadeous smiles at him "katie will be there for you, and so will your mother both of the women will assist you." timmy then yells "BOB, YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU! DON'T YOU SEE THAT?? THAT'S Precisely WHY I CAN'T LOSE YOU HERE!!" Boberadeous then touches his cheek as the life fades his eyes and I comfort timmy as he cries tears of sorrow and despair. it wasn't fair for boberadeous to die in such a way... its just not fair... I then say through my sobs "I'm sad too but... we can't give up, timmy" timmy stands up and says "you're right, lets tear'em a new one" We then attack with a new rage and desire to avenge our fallen friend. We continue our endless rampage as backup seems to still be missing. Then all of a sudden, in the heat of the moment, timmy is shot. I then drag him to where the enemy hasn't gone yet for shelter. I then break down "TIMMY NO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH YOUR FATHER..." Timmy looks at me "I think he would be proud of me, knowing his son died a hero." i smile through my tears and reply "y-yeah... he would" timmy then says "Catherine, im using your real name because i want you to listen I want you to survive this war for me, so you can go back to the man you love. Because i know Jacob is still alive. Go back to the man you love because the one I love... bob... he's dead... but I'll see him in heaven. and one day you'll join us with your lover and so forth, and my dad will join us and say 'timmy I'm proud of you'..." I smile and hug him as i sob heavily and i say "yeah he will" Timmy then dies in my arms as backup arrives.
oh yeah the scar
While exiting the base i tripped and cut my leg, that's how i earned the scar.
Katie Crowley um what that was to fucking long
Owyn Peschke well I was kinda going for the "Vietnam war flashback" vibe.
Katie Crowley yeah i get it but that was to fucking long
"is it possible to set water on fire?"
Yes, Oil, and Diethyl ether can set water ablaze
Nice job you ruined the joke
@@noahthompson2912 Most people know gas and water don't mix, you see him pour gas on the water. Joke wasn't that thought out.
On top of the water. But not blow it up.
Pure Sodium is water reactive, isn't it?
@@FargonNemeloc Yes. Fire from water. All the alkali metals react on contact with water. The reaction gets worse the farther you go down the periodic table. Sodium is the baby here.
This moment when the reviewer of a movie have better special effects than the movie they are reviewing...
Too true
lol you're right
You are pretty. Any guy can fall for you
+Overlord Galvatron Way to be really creepy dude..
she looks like at least 13... you got a problem
"Bridezilla vs Godzilla. On Ice."
Hands down the best thing I've heard all day
i would pay to see that
Funny thing is that one of the first ideas for a third Godzilla movie was Bride of Godzilla. Yes, that is completely true. But not in the same way as Bride of Frankenstein
Really? I'd like to see the Giant Nazi Spider Amish Holocaust.
"Bruce Campbell vs. Himself" we have that movie, it's called Army of Darkness
Army of Bruce or maybe Campbell of Darkness, yeaaaahhhhhhhh that's the ticket
"I'm bad Ash, and you're Ash! You're goody little two shoes!"
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with a gun."
aka the deleted ending version of Army of Darkness.
Wrong, that's My Name Is Bruce
"So, Jamie, a lot of people are wondering, can you set water on fire?"
"WHO THE HELL IS WONDERING THAT?!?"
I died laughing. And I LOVED the Mythbusters!
@Vicodyn BP
You actually can light water on Fire if add oil to it but it won’t explode like it did in the move. Obviously
@The Eyes Of A True Demon- Anomaly Productions That comparison makes me want to know if submerged pineapple houses can explode.
Brad as Jamie is absolutely flawless casting.
@@LadyOnikara If you put potassium nitrate in it, then yes, absolutely.
Tbh the Sharks were the real victims, they were just doing their daily routine of eat fish and don't stop moving. Then this fucking tornado comes out of nowhere and the try to swim away but to no avail. Also they need to be in water to survive, they're suffocating in there and more air is rushing into their gills. It's their natural urge to be predators but not to hunt PEOPLE, and they're landing from a large fall, suffocating on the ground, trying to get back to water but their being killed with chainsaws by some jackass who can't accept once a marriage is over he has no rights to control his ex-wife or even command her.
They're* listen do as many spell fixes in replies as you want, eitherway I don't care.
that hand gun that can kill a fly on mars would be great in resident evil
The sharks in this movie are idiots. Real sharks dive to deeper water when a hurricane happens.
Well, one of them did eat through a car's roof intentionally to eat all passengers
Those poor sharks :(
This movie takes logic and science and beats it to death with a metal baseball bat even power rangers a show were people breathe on the moon had more f**cking logic than this movie
I suppose it would surprise you to know that a lot more of the science in here is accurate than most people realize. I'd estimate...half of it is possible and the other half is garbage? For example, animals, including fish, *have* rained from the sky due to bad storms, and things larger than sharks have been thrown about by tornadoes. Sharks *could* survive inside a water filled tornado. Hurricanes of sufficient force, while it is rare, *can* hit the California coastline. And multiple tornadoes *can* spin off of a large hurricane as shown in the movie. A sharknado in real life is totally possible. Cars *can* catch on fire pretty easily if they've been damaged and gas is leaking. I actually saw it happen from a car or two over once after a wreck at a stoplight. They do not, generally, explode that easily except in Hollywood. But come on, we've seen worse things overblown by cinema to make a cool explosion. If you pour gasoline into a pool like that, and drop fire in, yes, the water *will* in fact appear to burn as the gasoline, which floats on top of the water, burns. Gasoline does *not* typically explode like that unless confined. (and yes, I am aware of FAE's if anyone wants to bring those up) Blowing up a tornado...yeah, that one is nonsense. Nothing about that one makes sense. I'll give them credit, they did enough research to make it sound remotely plausible if a person only knew a tiny amount about tornadoes. They talked about warm and cold air mixing causing tornadoes (which is technically true, though it is a lot more complicated than that) and said that the bomb would mix the air causing the total to sort of...neutralize itself. suppose this could fool someone armed only with a dangerously small amount of knowledge on the subject. The truth is, that the warm and cold air is one of the factors that create the *systems* that spawn tornadoes. No explosion at the focus of that system is going to affect the real cause. The system itself will still be applying the forces that can create tornadoes. And all of *that* is completely meaningless since that applies to tornadoes caused by supercell systems and their ilk! These tornadoes were not. They were caused by the hurricane in the movie. Such tornadoes are caused by the turbulence of the massive hurricanes. So that whole point is utter nonsense. Yeah, a lot of the science in this movie is trash, but given how a lot of people seem to think *none* of it is valid...it might surprise you.
@@mentaya11 Well, I have to disagree with you there. This move is about 99% bull, IMO. First off, shark behavior and biology. If there were a hurricane or tornado heading straight for them, they wouldn't all swim in perfectly straight lines along the surface where they're most likely to be picked up by said winds. Most would've gone deeper to escape the pull. Also, being a tornado, even one over the water isn't composed entirely of said water, which sharks need to breathe. They don't do well in open air, so all those images of snapping jaws flying every which way is so ridiculously inaccurate that it negates any cool factor it might have had. And while sharks are known for their appetite, they don't eat all the time as this movie tries to pound into our heads.
I will agree that a tossing a bomb into a tornado would do jack to stop it, though. And yeah, there have been cases where animals have rained down, alive (prior to hitting the ground anyway) or dead, but if that were the case in this movie, where was all the other marine life that should've been sucked up at the same time? Fish, turtles, dolphins, what have you. Was there a shark convention going on just offshore when this all started?
Sorry for the rant... 😅 This movie and all its sequels just really annoy me.
@@asherikamichaela8425 Oh, no worries. (Sorry about the late response, but I didn’t have a computer there for a while). Ok, 1: would they dive? Maybe, but I doubt it. There are many, many cases of fish being caught in tornadoes. They could have dived, but they did not. My guess would be that they simply don’t know what to do in that situation. 2: Would they suffocate? It has actually been shown that sharks could reasonably be expected to survive in that situation. I am at work, so I can’t hunt down the article right now, but I can later if you care. I imagine it isn’t certain, but it’s apparently enough in some cases. 3: Most sharks are solitary animals, but a few, like hammerheads, live in groups. Would they suffocate? 4: Would they be attacking everything in sight? Of course not! If anything, they would be terrified. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t lash out, but they wouldn’t be hunting. 5: Where were all the other animals? I don’t know. Surely *some* others would be present, but that being said, in most of the stories of ‘animal rains’ the rains are hugely predominantly one species or group of organism. Spider rains, frog rains, fish rain, that kind of thing. It is entirely possible for a hurricane to 1: form over the pacific, 2: be large enough to pick up grown sharks and throw them around, 3: contain enough water for those sharks to plausibly breathe and 4: Spawn tornadoes that can throw those sharks onto land? Surprisingly, yes. It is plausible, though unlikely. There’s plenty of garbage in this, though, to be sure, and it is *not* a good movie.
@@mentaya11 You're all good. 🙂 Hm. I'll have to look for that article. I hadn't heard of that one. I should think they would require a higher ratio of water to air, but maybe I'm wrong. As to the gathering of the sharks, that's true, although I think these were meant to be great whites (the classic movie shark since Jaws, of course) and those usually are solitary except on rare occasions. And the predominantly single-species "rains," as I recall, normally happen inland, hitting lakes and rivers which obviously have less biodiversity than the ocean.
Still, it's something to think about and I'm always ready to learn something new. 😁
@@asherikamichaela8425 Fair. Yeah, I think I saw it referenced in a Game Theory that was discussing this. That would be my first stop. I'd check for the title, then pull up the article from that. It's also entirely possible theres just more water in them that you'd think, too. There were *definitely* a lot of great whites (havn't *watched* this movie in its entirety, full disclosure) and I didn't *notice* hammerheads, but hey, great whites sell. You're right though, they are almost exclusively solitary, making it harder to scoop up a ton of them like that. And single species rains can certainly be over lakes or land, though that does not guarantee less species diversity, and they *do* happen over the ocean as well.. Still, just an interesting topic to me.
Llamageddon
Llamageddon 2: The Alpacalypse
Llamageddon 3: Camelclysm
Practical Paranoia *insert Llamas with Hats joke here*
Brooke Console Llamageddon 4: When Mountains Attack!
Llamageddon 5: The tourist which knew to much (its a thriller)
Brooke Console Where's Electric Boogaloo!?
Brooke Console Llamageddon 3:return of the fortnite Llamas
1:37 Actually in Transformers Prime, Transformer Zombies is a thing
Poor cliffjumper...
And vampires as well
Connor Loutensock I think they were talking about Silas and Arachnid. So there’s 2 different kinds of transformer zombies
Max Cavadel meh more like vampires
Terrorcons
I didn't realize this movie was filmed using an N64 cartridge.
really ?
If only, I am so sick and tired of all my disks getting ruined all the time. A N64 cartridge would last longer before I have to buy yet another replacement.
I believe it was a dreamcast, or maybe i'm thinking of the sequel.
Hey give the film some credit. I was assuming it was filmed on a gamecube disk myself.
Has to be on a ns carteidge that used to be tetris. How else does the girl fall into a moving sharks mouth that perfectly
23:21 *puts on smartass glasses* ACTUALLY.....the oil will float up to the top of the water( because the density of gasoline is less than water). Due to oil being non polar and water being a polar molecule, the oil will not mix with the water. If you set the pool on fire (as shown) it will cause the surface of the pool to light up. But there will be no explosion. (You can see this affect sometimes from oil spills.)
And SchShow already proved that you can’t blow up a tornado but that’s common sense
Was just about to say that
T McK ii
RUBIX3 What he said
NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched Dunkirk, I was just about to comment that
How about " T-Rexplosion"
BRILLIANT!
Neutronic T-Rexplosion from the Sixth Dimension!
What do you think?
Tiger-phoon. Typhoon. It's not good.
T-Rexploitation film.
mightbeazombie you just got a job at Hollywood
"Bruce Campbell vs himself" is possibly the coolest thing ever said.
Chuck Norris vs Himself is cooler.
The plot of Looper.
Was very excited, and very let down
Bruce Cambell vs. Himself? Army of Darkness anyone?
@@old9414 "Goody little two shoes."
That's literally the plot of half of Evil Dead 2
As a starter marine biologist i have to say that the "nature" of those sharks made me almost cry of both laughter and disgust, i know is a movie of fiction but damn since minute 6 there are A LOT of things wrong with these sharks.
yeah they can breathe on land
Nah fuck sharks
What about *_Jewnami?_* An ancient Ocean Jew Warlock awakens from his slumber to terrorize Hawaii.
Or how about *_Shurricane?_* A swirling storm of shuriken-throwing Ninjas appear in the middle of peaceful, unsuspecting Detroit.
i want that second one!!!
I thought Jewnami was gonna be an alternate universe where Konami is run by Jews.
Shurricane is already done in Russian Overkill
Paradox Acres what Detroit are you from
I'd watch it. But I suspect a shit ton of testosterone
Pac Man Truck Dogs
Alien Chainsaw Volcano
Masked Whale Skeletons
Musical Kitten Slayers
Killer Cyborg Jackie Chan
Dragon Blizzard Cannon
Michael Jackson Ghost Wizards
Phantom Terminators on Fire
Goblin Jesus Sword
Goldfish Gaiden Krill
Lion Scythe Mantis
Electrical Monkey Poison
Umbrella Platinum Ballista
A Zombie Tommy Wiseau Valentines Day
A Zombie Tommy Wiseau Valentines Day 2: Oh Hi Zombie!!
CUTIE-CHAN KILLER SUNDAY
A Zombie Tommy Wiseau Valentines Day 3: You Are Tearing Me Apart Zomblisa!
I lost my Mcnuggets amazing
A Zombie Wiseau Valentines Day 4: They're So Fed Up With This World
A Zombie Tommy Wiseau Valentine's Day 5: The Results Are Back; She Definitely Had Breast Cancer
the biggest question is; Why are there 5 movies after this...
That’s the Asylum and Syfy channel for ya. Bunch of no name degenerates.
Lmao 🤣
Excellent question.
"Pac-Man doesn't eat people that fast."
What about Kirby?
1Thunderfire Pac man eats, Kirby inhales.
Aha aha ahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaahahhahaaa
Hell, I'm convinced Kirby is the larval form of Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos.
involuntaryanalysis …………
*mind blows*
He's pink and sucks things.....pretty gay if you ask me.
The Mythbusters parody was the best thing I've seen in my life.
Jamie energy spot on
Random thought, but to be honest, I hate how this channel only has 600,000 subs, meanwhile reactors have way more for barely putting any effort. The people on channel awesome work way harder, and have been around longer, yet they dont get the subs they deserve.
Too true.
I know right, I mean these guys are kind of like a small movie/TV studio. Some of their reviews actually have stories to go along with the actual review. And practically all of them have an important message that they're trying to send. These guys deserve A LOT more subs.
WAY to true!
A lot of people watch these on channel awesomes blip I think.
true
You see, the problem for Sharknado is that every time a problem starts, they immediately stop it in 3 seconds. Its like there's no problem.
I dont see the problem...
@@SolusAura you don't see the problem with what I'm saying or you don't see a problem in the movie?
It was more of a joke implying that since the problems only last for like 3 seconds, people wouldn't actually realize that the problems were even there.
@@SolusAura Ooooooooh
Yes, but remember: this is a sharknado, basically the equivalent to two life threatening situations, 1 a shark attack, and 2, a goddamn tornado
She forgot her shark repellant
because SHES NOT BATMAN!!!!!! props if u get the refrence
The Drifter Aw, ya beat me to it XD
Never leave the cave without it
Coffeebean Productions it’s in her other utility belt
😂
Rip John Heard and his fighting stool :(
Stars.seeker6 indeed they will.
One of the funniest reviews ever this duo is gold
Btw I rather see lightning weerwolf ninja's than sharknado
Werewolf Lightning Ninja's sounds like an anime I would totally watch
23:11 - 23:26 Remember when Nicole Waterson from The Amazing World of Gumball got that bill at the parents evening in the episode "The Responsible" and when she said "How do you set fire to a swimming pool?!" i'm guessing that part of the movie explains how that happened...
love that show
Ha
@@mckenzie.latham91 the ending sucked tho
Honestly the fact that this movie got as many sequels as it did is the unbelievable thing about sharknado
The following 2 sequels at least work more as genre deconstruction parody than this one. They are 100% self-aware. This is nothing but another grade-Z Asylum defecation that got lucky via viral marketing gimmickry.
When I think "Transformer-Zombies" I think of maybe Transformers that are rusted up and worn-out, but still have some fight to them. Or better yet, they could be ancient monolithic Transformers from the beginning of Cybertron. Something akin to maybe Aganos from Killer Instinct. Anyone get where I'm going with this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE MICHAEL BAY READS THIS AND PLUNGES ANOTHER NAIL INTO THE TRANSFORMER COFFIN!!!!!
Transformers Prime already did that.
NintendoPlayerSega watch the episode thirst form transformation prime, there are transformers zombie vampires
What about the junkeons? have them be the zombies.
NintendoPlayerSega *(cough)* Terrorcons *(cough, cough)*
I don't know, I'd probably watch "A Chocolate Cthulhu Christmas".
Elena Kufta is it actually spelled way?
i love how when a shark attacks someone in the water everyone on land runs away like....bruh you're on land i don't think the sharks have legs
Right? Hahaha also I guess they can fly because he shot the one coming at the helicopter and it fell. So does that mean the sharks control what they are doing in the sir or? I'm so confused. Oh and when he cuts that one in half they just ignore that half the shark magically goes through the girl. When they play it in slow motion you can tell.
Fuck that I'd still be running
@@stankylad8815 same
I think this is still my favorite NC crossover review.
Critic forgot to mention that KITT was in Birdemic.
MrDman21 also The Hasselhoff is in sharknado 3 onwards
Annoying Nerd yep
123Yellowberry123 mine's the leprechaun cinema snob crossover tied with the child's play trilogy phealous crossover.
Mine is the purge one with FB
The only reason Sharknado is popular is how purposely BAD it is
Something tells me that this movie isn't supposed to be purposely bad, and they're just using that as an excuse.
You know The Asylum made this film, right? They make their living off of deliberately bad films. Which is why they aren't as good as films that try to be good and fail. The Asylum almost feel cynical, whereas there is an endearing charm to films (like Future Wars, Zaat, Plan 9 etc) that fall flat on their face after trying soooo hard. Plus schadenfreude. Lots of schadenfreude. The Asylum are just hacks with good viral marketing.
+MrFolktacular THANK YOU! Saying this movie is "good" because it's "meant to be bad" is beyond stupid. By that logic, every movie Asylum makes should be a hit because they're all completely inept and cynically dumb.
It is just meant to be a parody, a "nanar" parody (I don't know if you got a word in english for nanar :p
Those who think it is a bad horror movie ... seriously the movie is called Sharknado, it's meant to be a joke, a comedy film
+JJtoutcourt So is "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" but you don't see those getting undeserved popularity.
My God, I miss Rachel.
nodinitiative What happened to her?
Evan O She moved on to work on other bigger projects.
Same
nodinitiative I like the name Rachel for separate reasons
We all do, Nod. We all do.
13:00 is actually a foreshadowing for the later Sharknado movies XD
Lmao 🤣
"Sharks are giant killing machines that eat people"
More people die each year from vending machine than sharks 😒
More people die from car crash and retards with guns each year than sharks. Hell more people die form cigarettes, illegal drugs, plane crashes and stupid actics than shark!!
Alex Hobart they're giant killing machines of the sea. Put a flailing of bleeding human in front of it and it'll eat them. Case closed.
Nathan Deaton Nope. There's actually scientific theories that sharks actually don't even like the taste of human beings. Most shark attacks stem from mistaken identity, where sharks mistake painted fingernails and toenails for fish scales, surf boards for the shapes of turtles or seals, etc. And the only way to find out if its food or not is to bite it. They can tell pretty quickly its not what they're looking for, which is why many shark attacks involve a single bite before the shark lets go. Sharks will usually only stoop to intentionally attacking and/or eating people if they're literally starving. So yeah, definitely not "cased closed".
Nathan Deaton you either got a chip o n your shoulder or you're just ignorant. Your choice.
Nathan Deaton You shouldn't end a sentence on a thread with ''case closed''. When I see this I just want to respond ''so what''?
I wonder if you get trolled often...
This movie is beyond stupid, but fun in its stupidity. The biggest question for me though is this: How the fuck are any of those sharks still alive after being in a tornado for HOURS?! Are these magical air-breathing sharks? To go with the magical tornados that don't dissipate after maybe a half hour tops?
Oh don't worry, the third one involves a 'nado that got into orbit.
that's sharknado 4: the sharks awaken
Yeah, this was more of a shark hurricane anyways from the newscast. It turned into 3 shark tornados by the end when they were blowing it up, though it looked like the hurricane still existed. None of this made sense.
Its not supposed to, the point of it is it's so stupid it's funny. Though I get your point. At least we don't have to worry about one in real life.
Go watch FilmTheory episode on Sharknado, its all explained there :)
AHAHAHA, the "photoshop arrow" thing (17:36) made my day! XD Oh god, classic.
Who else wants to see the Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob review all the Sharknado movies?
Omnicidal Clown me
I’d watch it.
Oh hell yeah
ME!!
Yes
the second mythbuster bit was kinda...innacurate
yeah,you can totally light gasoline on fire while it is on water
exploding on the other hand......
I’m so glad someone pointed this out
Loli Raviolli I can see why they thought it couldn't. Why would they try to light a pool on fire with gasoline?
Come on, guys! This is one of the best "so bad it's good" movies I've seen, but unlike most bad movies, "Sharknado" doesn't just happen to be silly and cheesy - it is accurately crafted to have these qualities. Everything from over dramatic acting to a house exploding with water for absolutely no reason and a plan to "equalize" a tornado with bomb explosions is there to emphasize the absurdity of the movie. It's a bit like Machete, only made by "Asylum", the guys who've been filming B-movies for years.
hurricanes are made when cold and hot air mix not tornadoes
Tornadoes are made by warm air meeting hot air too.
And tornados are made on land
h.r. animates true, Im a sharknado expert
h.r. animates well what sounds better, sharkicane or sharknado
It's not really as much hot and cold air mixing either. Hurricanes are formed by a low pressure area (hot) where the air moves in to fill the vacuum caused by the rising column of air. Thanks to the Coriolis effect the air bends to the right in the northern hemisphere or left in the southern as it moves in towards the center. Meanwhile, the rising moist air condenses into clouds as it rises rapidly high into the atmosphere. This causes the temperature to rise considerably thanks to the latent heat of vaporization of water. This increase in heat causes the low pressure system to intensify, further fueling this while process. Hurricanes require 3 things: heat, moist air, and the Coriolis effect to occur.
Fun Fact: This movie had a 75% on Rotten Tomatoes...
The director has confirmed through many interviews a few months after the movie's release that it's bad on purpose. There's more than a few jokes in there that are pretty obviously intentionally stupid, I don't get why this goes over so many peoples' heads.
It's Rotten Tomatoes, who cares about what they say at this point?
Now a 78%
Yeah but Rotten tomatoes also said that a fucking Godzilla movie had "Too many monsters"
Wilo Polis yes, but that doesn’t make it not bad.
This movie is OFFENSIVE to both sharks AND tornados.
And people
Alf Lidén and logic
And logic in general
I am a tornado and I can confirm.
Narnianist And as a shark, I'm very offended by this movie too.
I like sharks, I think they're kinda cute and they hardly ever kill humans, more people are killed by horses every year than sharks and nobody is making a 'killer horse' movie.
Sadly, sharks are on the endangered species list because of Jaws and the eastern appetite for all things sea food. Now sharks may become extinct because of the stupidity of the general public!!!
Poor sharks, I don't really blame a few sharks for fighting back when we have killed millions of them.
The titlen they were looking for was right in their faces, Horsequake!
if you look at the reports, TOILETS kill more people!
I should probably kill my toilet then, just to be safe
Yeah, "A Chocolate Cthulhu Christmas" is memorable!
A true classic
M. M101 Cthulhu: “And remember, kids, spread madness and woe to all mankind.”
@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 And don't forget to mentally destroy and break people as well.
He has a son and a daughter and the mom goes, "Your kid is right here, stop caring about our other kid so we can move on already" LOLOLOL.
Cannibal spider Nazis sounds like a freaking amazing movie
the funny thing is that a sharknado would be covered by your insurance
What I just mistook them for a seal
My god, they were the Navy Seals
Random Dude NOT THE NAAAVY!
Bull shark your not very good at your job bro
Bull shark Well at least you tried. Though many dark sequels are on the horizon.
When I was in High School, I was in a band called (no lie) "Dead Nuclear Puppies From Hell." The other members picked that name as a joke they figured would annoy me, but to everyone's horror, it stuck.
I will listen to the music from that band
Any bets that this year's Nostalgiaween intro will spoof the Stranger Things intro? ;)
Maybe. Bit soon though.
+Jkop Not too soon. October is a month away so in order to have a cool animated intro they need to be starting about now.
i want see that
I was thinking it should be a parody of Gravity Falls. The show ended this year, so yes, it is nostalgic.
or gravity falls
I legitimately think “Bruce Campbell vs. Himself” would be amazing. 😂
Can't Think Of A Name yep. He really threw himself into the whole insane part.
*cough* Army Of Darkness *cough*
19:55 Watch the USS Indianapolis speech from Jaws.
23:35 WHO THE HELL IS WONDERING THAT?!
Cracks me up every time!
1:42 - If you really wanna push it to the next level, you gotta combine three things, like "Lightening Werewolf Ninjas".
Me: Sounds cool, but you could also push it even FURTHER by combining FOUR things, like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Emy XD That idea’s been taken.
Soooo teenaged lightning ninja werewolves? We could have them team up with TMNTs
hinata1ize Robo Demons Cyber Ultra.
Nightmare fork zombie samurai...huh..it strangely works
Why not Time-Traveling Cyber Ninja Dino People
Isn't the Sharknado actually a hurricane? Or did a tornado come along AFTER the hurricane to pick up all the sharks?
Is it related to Twister wanting to one up it somehow in how ridiculously it can kill people?
Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.
Hurricanes can actually sometimes spawn tornadoes.
Sharkano
I want more Critic and Snob cross overs. Their senses of humor work well together.
Agreed.
Ikr?
"now I really hate sharks"
I was laughing so hard that line was so stupid
“Because sharks killed my grandma, ok!?”
😂🤣😆🤣😆😂😂😆🤣😂😆🤣
I think the sharknado movies were actually jokes I mean look they called the sharknado 4 "the fourth awakens"
And the 5th was Global Swarming
And the sixth was "the last Sharknado it's about time" which was about time travel
sharknado two, the second one
Sharknado 3: oh hell no!
Ya think?
this is 1 of his best videos shame they haven't reviewed the other sharknado films though
there's also a sharktopus, a sharktopus vs pteracuda and a sharktopus vs whalewolf, so...
Don't forget the Mega Shark series! On the other hand, forget 'm..
+Wildcard yh I bet their all made by syfy too lol
maybe the CinemaSnob will do that... he does some real schlock from time to time
they did, search for it
I guess sharknado doesn't believe in logic
Salat the fuck is that?
Salat OH REALLY (MASSIVE SARCASM)
Salat yes it does red riding hood logic
"I guess sharknado doesn´t believe in logic"
No, it believes in sharks.
"Sheepnami" - a tidal wave that WILL put you to sleep!!!!
Take the p out and it would be a totally different kind of movie
@The Eyes Of A True Demon- Anomaly Productions Why not both?
What's a shark that gives a loan? A loan shark! Get it because it's a... i show myself out
Actually you can put water on fire, due to density causing the oil to lay on top, so it looks like water is on fire, but actually, it's the oil.
and the dunce hat for the day goes to... you
roninwarriorsfan My science teacher has lied to me...
+TheCrafterPrince
time.com/3921976/cuyahoga-fire/
the man put gasoline on the water that's what got set on fire
Perhaps.... but then the water exploded.
Bruce Campbell versus himself happened in Ash Vs. Evil Dead, at the end of season one.
ASH vs evil ash
It also happened in Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead movie.
Throwing a bomb in the tornado (or rather, hurricane, seeing as it started over the water) was so stupid that you didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
Then a certain President of the United States took notice...
Trump: even the people who write hit pieces on the guy are surprised by how much dumber he actually is.
Do I hate Mars bars next
wrong channel XD
luneth spark I know
If you r remember everythong do that mean u r remember uself
Annoying Nerd No, no, no, that kind of comment goes in YIAY's comment section
Chexpet a light switch
Doug Walker should make cameo in Sharknado 5 LOL! Why not? They got the Black Nerd to appear in Sharknado 4.
SHARKNADO 5?!? Please tell me that's not a thing!
Megalodon not yet
Wait, did they really get the Black Nerd in Sharknado 4?! I don't remember seeing him
gemstone 84 he was the train conductor
They also did a crossover with z nation!
This movie is as campy as I imagined it would be... First off Sharks don’t school, they rarely attack humans, aside from isolated incidents, and they’re attracted to blood
You: "That crappy Johnny Young Bosh Van"
Me, and Intellectual: Desert Thunder Turbozord
My favorite
This channels way underrated for what it is it deserves more than Jake paul
Comparing Jake Paul to Channel Awesome is like comparing a toilet of diarrhea to a box of gold
Noooooooot if you hear about the behind the scenes stuff.
Gamer First-Class what?
@@AutumnWind92 idk lol this from when i was young
@@AutumnWind92 For years people working for channel awesome have been abused by the higher ups.
Does anyone remember "Eight Legged Freaks"? Critic should review that, anyone agree?
Isn't that one of the Wayans brothers parodies of Arachnophobia?
That's the one with the guy who played Dewey in Scream right? I forgot his name and I forgot all about eight legged freaks till I read your comment. I'd love for critic to review that!
I just watched it today
David Arquette. And yeah, the movie was pretty dumb, but still all right.
He should totally do "Eight Legged Freaks"
I just realized, George is the dad from Home Alone XD
Did you realise it when Brad told you?
Michael Farrell I was probably not paying attention
:P
Michael Farrell :P
Yup.
He looks so different in Home Alone, compared to here.
Looked younger.
sharknado is stupidly ridiculous which in turn makes it hilariously brilliant
no not at all...
I thought the myth busters jokes were funny...
04:26 R.I.P. John Heard. 😢
24:33 I can’t stop laughing at her scream
😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:37
“DEEDEE! I’m surprised how little you know about sharknado science.”
combine 3 things?
easy
Sharks
With
Legs
That's two things, add motorcycles
Bullet bill sharks with frigging laser beams...
Nintendo get on that
did you guys copyright a Chocolate Cthulu Christmas? Cus Brazzers is gonna have a field day
What's their problem with Mythbusters? I was raised on that show, and I still love how fun it is.
I loved it, too. It was my favorite show on the Discovery and Science channels. They made science fun and cool.
The alertArchitect well it just joke
there is no problem, satire isnt meant to mock bad things, but popular things
The alertArchitect It's a joke. You can make fun of things sarcastically.
"i was off to play the villain in Titanic 2!" just his voice sayin tht makes u laugh like hell! XD
also of course Fin would go for the daughter first; HE THOUGHT THE SON WAS ACROSS THE FRIGGIN COUNTRY!
Do Sharknado 2, 3, and especially 4.
Max D'Alena lol I think 5 is out now to
*too
Dylan Germain It is, i was the premier
Mr. RandomGUYS no they should NOT! I can barely stand a movie review of this shit, I refuse to sit through another piece of shit garbage fest in anyway shape or form.
just another black man sharknado is the highest form of entertainment
Chocolate cuthulu Christmas would be a holiday treasure why don't we do that
25:47 I wonder if Carmen San Diego is in that shark. 🤔
Great question
she DOES like red
OMG, that Duck Hunt dog had me laughing my ass off for a good ten minutes!
After watching this documentary at school about sharks, these sea creatures are actually pretty tame. They only get violent if they are spooked or if they need to avenge themselves. I mean you have a better chance at dying from a bear than a shark.
Drunken pikachu Don't mess with bears. Bears are bad news.
Transformers zombies are called tarecons
Seriously, how does this one only have 800k views? This one was absolutely hilarious.
Brian Schmidt Word.
I love Doug and Brad's impressions of Adam and Jamie. They are so perfect to play the parts!
Fucking "Werewolf Lightning Ninjas"!
Greatest fighting game character idea ever XD
8:25 professor Layton did it first
Sharknado is the kind of movie specific to the Uwe Boll genre:
- Writing is bad
- Actions sequences and CGI are god-awful
- Characters have the psychological deepness of a brick combined with an equally brick-like actor talent
- They use their *_"bad"_* image as a marketing seller and of course hide behind so called 2nd degree humor just to camouflage the lack of talent and ambition they have for a quick cash grab from a niche audience
P.S= I can dig Gun Testicaled Vampirates, can't be worse than Twilight anyway.
R.I.P. John Heard