Brian, I need you to figure out what happened to Barbara Finch in What Remains of Edith Finch. Please. The story has so many plot holes. Please, Brian.
Music Account no that’s actually not true, spice was more valued than gold due to how cheap it was and how easy it is to harvest. There’s a reason why India was so valuable
Time for Brian and Adam to make almost 151 curries from Sword and Shield to find the five best. Shouldn't be too hard since they're just six base curries and various toppings.
Dude is constantly depleting his stamina, sprinting everywhere, fighting anything, climbing anything. Carbo-loading every single meal is exactly what he should be doing.
@@thewatcher9237 Did you not... watch the video? What he said was that the things Link actually can make-- the things they ranked highest-- are just carbs.
@@naughtymelon6712 and the second best was bananas(although fried bananas are an actual thing in southeast asia so idk how flatbread ranked higher than that) Edit: the fried bananas were cold. that’s why
I like to imagine link just carries around spices and seasonings for cooking with. Like, yeah he almost died, but what's he gonna do, make bland chilli?
@@mariothane8754 so what you're saying is that the only reason I can't have more armor is because he needs space for paprika? Cus that actually justifies it
Zelda: Oh how i'd love to taste fruitcake, my favourite dessert once again after all those years Link: *reaches into bag and hands her a charred loaf* :)
For a more authentic Breath of the Wild tasting experience one should put the dish into their pocket, forget about for weeks then get into a near death situation and eat fifteen of them at once.
Frybread is great. You can have it sweet, you can have it savory. Indian tacos are the bomb, sad I moved to a place where I can't find any and I'm terrible at making frybread lol
@@GigaWhitArtandStuff That sucks. I actually don't like indian tacos which my whole family teases me about because im a dancer and we always get meal tickets that I cant use
@@Scarleto I'm from the southwest, and Indian tacos are better than corn or soft tortilla tacos, and I'll fight anyone who disagrees. Can't even get the same effect deep frying a tortilla because there's extra fat in the tortilla so it soaks up fat from the fry oil making it greasy, every time.
@@Draukagrissah I just cut and stir-fry tortillas with salt and sometimes some time of hot pepper when I want nachos and don't have any. Deep fry wastes too much oil
so there was absolutely no reason for me to do this, but i was curious about the steamed meat. the game is obviously made in japanese first and then localized/translated into english, which means that a lot of items in games that have an english name may not have ever been intended to have such a meaning. so i wondered if link had actually steamed the meat, since steam is an instruction right? you steam the meat. i changed my switch's settings to japanese and opened up the game. i traveled to a stable where i knew a cooking pot was and made the recipe, which called for one herb of any kind and a piece of meat. in japanese, the item is called 包み焼き肉 (tsutsumi yakiniku), which translates to WRAPPED GRILLED MEAT they never had to steam it and turn it into a grey piece of leather. it was wrapped in herbs and grilled this whole time
Okay, this is actually really interesting! And, it also explains why the meat comes on a leaf! Though, I don't know why they changed it to steamed when "wrapped grilled meat" is perfectly understandable? (Also, I see I've found another chad Shelter 2 enjoyer)
If I had a nickel for every time Brian ate cooked-to-grey meat due to a video game translation error, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice (the other video is the Unraveled on Stamina Increasing)
these dudes also willingly drank "sweet scrambled eggs" instead of making an actual egg pudding/custard (which last time I made it it took me like 15 minutes while I was making frosting.), we shouldn't be too shocked.
@@aromaladyellie I've counted (but its been a long time since)and I'm pretty sure that 30 seconds in irl time = 5 minutes of in game time goes by. Either that or every 10 seconds = 5 in game minutes. (Someone please fact check me, I've played this game for 2 years just to 100% and I sincerely don't want to ever boot it up again)
Honey I was literally playing BotW as I said what I did and checked before I replied. It’s about 5 seconds for 5 minutes to go by. I even waited until I finished a Shrine to reply so I could be sure.
I keep rewatching this in awe because, structurally, it reads EXACTLY like a thesis or an academic term paper. Defining the scope, justifying methods, using a standardized review system for the results, even the exhausted conclusion...and its more fun than writing my actual term paper
Yeah... Too bad Britain decided it didn't like any of 'em AFTER invading half the world. Now the British try to shame everybody else for actually having flavor.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I thought it was war conservation efforts resulted in lack of spices and seasoning for personal use, and a generation that grew up on that mentality has propagated it to this day.
I like how many of these recipes feel like they were written by someone who was a child and is now trying to vaguely remember what other people used to cook for him
I kind of wish that they actually had the time to do all of these recipes well but then I remembered that this is unravelled and I'm just here to watch a disaster train trying to steer its way out of killing everyone on board
i love how bdg keeps saying things like “now what you’d *normally* do is…” and it feels like he’s trying to reassure us, as well as himself, that he knows how cooking works
What the fuck I wanted to post the exact same comment😳😂Like no joke I clicked at that video thinking "Yes Yes Yes BDG and Zelda Breath Of The Wild, fuck yeah!"😂😂😂😂
19:50 I love how Adam and Brian basically reinvented Naan Bread from Ancient India and then praises it as the best meal they ever eaten in this entire fucking video. It's literally just fried flour and salt but it's legit one of the best dishes our ancestors ever invented. Humanity really peaked when they invented bread, huh? Edit Do y'all really have nothing else better to do than to complain in my reply section about "Naan Bread"? Some people do not know what Naan is, I'm just clarifying it for those people. Now please leave me be! Edit2: _"NAAN BREAD?! NAAN _*_*MEANS*_*_ BREAD, BRO!!! WOULD I ASK YOU FOR A TEA TEA WITH ROOM FOR CREAM CREAM??!!"_
bread is one of those universal dishes that was so good in every way, EVERY country had to make a version of it themselves. Same goes for like cheese or deep fried dough with filling
I thought about the fact that they could have used onions, which would have probably helped a lot of these recipes, but you can’t find onions in BotW. They were basically restricted to carrots, pumpkins, chili peppers, and mushrooms
The time crunch both feels horribly unfair, and totally accurate for the dishes since obviously narratively link takes more time, but mechanically these dishes are made really fast.
their reactions to the dishes that just have a LITTLE extra flavor, a PINCH of salt, or a tiny dollop of butter reminds me of the way I would imagine people hundreds of years ago would react when they gained access to these things. It's really interesting to see how excited they are over the weird and sub-par food compared to the literal dubious food
I know the feeling, I once was camping and after like 10 days not trying a single drop of sugar I found some granola in my backpack, I was over the moon with that thing
@@santiagoossa2301 I imagine a tiny, little goblin doing a little happy dance while holding the bar above their head, laughing wildly in the middle of the night while in front of a fire
I had the same reaction when I started using butter instead of marmalade. Butter is just *so* good. EDIT: I meant margarine, not marmalade. I'm so fckin stupid lol
The thing is, Pat and the other guy actually liked it too. And in principle, it's not really different from potato fries, or naan, or fried batter, etc. I think humans maybe just really like pure carbohydrates soaked in pure fats.
Neolexious Neolexian fried carbs are just great! The complex carbs break down into sugars, the Maillard reaction makes the sugars break down even further to create some rad flavours; all this + the savoury from the salt and flour creates a Large Yum™. No wonder nearly every culture has some type of fried carb
@@finerz321 makes sense, and I guess it's also the reason why there are so many recipes that call for reusing leftover carbs and cooking them again. In my country, we have capirotada, which is bread leftovers fried in oil, sweetened with unprocessed sugar and served with cheese, fruits and nuts
@@finerz321 in spain we have "migas" (it literally means "crumbs") that are just fried bread leftovers or flour and water with peppers, sausage, paprika sausage and some really fatty meat, similar to bacon (don't know its name). this plate slaps. u should try it, you won't regret it (but it's hard to make, it takes a lot of time, so try it in a restaurant or smth)
i remember watching this video when it first came out and being absolutely disgusted and baffled by these recipes. now, as a college student with no money, no time, and no cooking skills, i have genuinely made botw "risotto". sometimes without anything to add so it's just rice butter and salt. it's pretty good, i'm not going to lie to you.
its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. BUT i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good, its pretty good. im not going to lie to. im not going to lie.
Here’s an easy cheap garlic bread recipe. Long bakery loaf(like a country loaf or something that looks like it has a thick crust. Cut in half, spread a lot of butter, dust on garlic powder, season with garlic powder, garlic salt, salt, pepper, an Italian herb mix. Set over to 350 and put it in as it heats, and just take it out when it feels crisp enough on the outside. Also I need to fry some bread
Rice and butter was a childhood staple for me. It tastes really good. Then it expands in your stomach and gives you a stomach ache. Also, completely unhealthy.
this has the same energy as the time that brian unceremoniously shoved a pepperoni into a strawberry on a stream and said after eating it "you know how sometimes people are like 'mmm, wow, this is more than the sum of its parts'? this was its parts"
From here on, whenever things are going too well, a Polygon executive should walk into the recording booth and tell the Unraveled gang they have an hour to wrap it up.
It is a testament to how great Dream Daddy is that you can feasibly end up with the power-mustache twink dad as the protagonist. Also, given that you can also, by design, create the show-runners of Game Grumps, Dan and Arin, this suggests that there is like a platonic ideal of a successful TH-camr Brian is undoubtedly tapping into.
He literally looks just like the character I made. When I saw this comment I flashed back, I had forgotten about my dadsona. I predicted my hyperfixation on bdg 2 years ago
I was at a lovely Japanese Italian fusion restaurant a few months ago, and they had a dish on the menu which was a thick slice of cauliflower with all sorts of lovely seasonings. The waitress described it so nicely, then said “but we’re out of cauliflower, so today it’s a carrot” and I just could not stop laughing! We actually ordered the roasted carrot and it was delicious, so the theory that carrot can sub in for any vegetable does hold up in practice.
I think it was the indus river valley civilization that had a strong central government that was notable for having a policy of giving salt to its citizens. Only a central government could afford to mine salt at such a capacity during that time.
Roman soldiers were often paid in salt because it was such a useful commodity for both flavouring and for preservation. That’s where we get the word “salary”- from “sal”, the Latin word for salt.
>We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day Brian. My son. I know you look like Link in witness protection but that does not mean you have to eat like him.
My personal favourite moments 6:04 Thats cookin baby 6:16 Turn away, no one needs to see this 8:47 not the porgy 10:33 steamed meat and sirens 10:47 NO 13:17 HA 14:28 Thats a sweet meat 14:56 If this was anything but a steamed porgy that would of been a really lovely shot right there 16:00 Look at this cream carrot 16:20 and that's why most chefs are wrong 16:56 Its very drippy 19:06 Patrick said oh daddy in an audible space 19:30 No regrets 19:53 Wheat bread for the win 20:45 We're gonna take some liberties 22:17 Heh 23:51 regret 24:57 Fruit cake 25:52 oohooh 25:59 it looks just like paella does 26:27 eeh 26:42 STOP POINTING TO IT 27:43 Mushrooms of apples 28:58 Fruit cake/brain slice 31:07 it could have been worse
This is true and I hate it. I do this to everything. This CAN be done to anything. The only reason my family enjoys my eggs is because they are SALTY AND BUTTERY AS HECK
When he flips over the fruitcake in the pan, solidifying it's similarity to a beef patty, that's the moment you can see both of them lose their last bit of foundation. They become broken men just waiting for the journey to end.
Their egg pudding is instant death. I have personal experience, my mom once substituted vanilla coffee creamer for milk while making scrambled eggs and it is the worst thing I've ever tasted, not because it was that atrocious, but because she didn't mention the substitution before serving it.
@@rogainegaming6924 milk can be used to 'expand' the egg without having to use more eggs. It also makes it creamy, though don't use too much or you're basically just frying milk
To be fair, I think the shortened recipes fit the spirit of Breath of the Wild cooking. I mean Link always seems to make these things instantly, so he’s gotta be taking some shortcuts with the preparation, he’s probably just putting meat in milk and calling it a stew, too.
The item descriptions in the game are always from Link’s perspective (Using “you” as the pronoun in stuff like rupee acquisition), so what if the nice-looking cooked food is actually just what Link is imagining while plugging his nose and closing his eyes?
@@harb1ng3r82 He's also been asleep for a hundred years and was a soldier beforehand so I highly doubt Link even knows what good food tastes like and is just happy to have something to eat. I do fasts and my god when a long fast ends the things I've eaten out of sheer hunger are strange things like bananas with cheese ham and butter on bread or a Hamburger and cereal I don't remember the taste but I remember feeling my body want them more than ANYTHING and eating being more of an impulse, like when you hold your breath until you HAVE to breath I think after a while your body just wants nutrients sooo bad it doesn't care how you get them in.
to be additionally fair, you can actually add salt to multiple dishes and not actually change the recipe - the recipe system is usually pretty flexible in that it prioritizes the most pretty dish with the ingredients' valid picks, prioritizing body over 'spice' components, afaik. so any dish they made with
As someone who is both actively disgusted by seafood and extremely horny for fishperson characters I support this message ... boy, I occupy a very small niche, don’t I
I so badly wish there were more of these episodes. This one has become like a comfort food to me, the video I always go back to when I'm feelin sick or down. Thank you Brian and Adam.
You don't necessarily become (best) friends by simply spending time together, but by going through hell together. And they certainly did. Especially with that fruit cake.
Watching this is both entertaining but also very stressful bc its clear that Brian has never had to plan for making a large amount of food in a short amount of time before. When he said he left the hardest recipes for last, it hurt my soul
NEprimo I don’t know, man... seems like you’re trying to say that progressives are more sassy than others... unfair to ALL political parties... all are sassy under the flag!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
If Brian added more milk and then steamed his egg pudding, it actually would have turned out really good - it's like a variation on a Chinese dessert dish that already exists
My two dads trying to make me food for my class' potluck tomorrow, telling me "not to worry about it" and all I hear from my room is "Thaaaat's meat and milk"
I always imagined the “Fruit and Mushroom Mix” to be like a platter you slowly nibble on at a wine tasting. Like duck tongue, many cheeses, and fruits being served together in Sonoma.
@@3asianassassin my ex made native american (i don't remember the specific tribe cause it was years ago and i'm too embarrassed to ask months after we broke up) fry bread for me a couple times and it was the _best_ thing i ever ate i think.... we had it with honey and powered sugar cause we made it for breakfast but when i tried to make it myself later on to try it with some savory topping i fucked it up so bad i never tried it again after we broke up lol
cooking pro tip: literally just use carrots as any other vegetable it's totally fine and doesn't affect recipes at all
i question your ideas
this man be out here ignoring watery tasting lettuce which is just carrots but better
your MIND 😍😍🥰
BDG, please drop us a link on where you got that shirt, it's so good
Brian, I need you to figure out what happened to Barbara Finch in What Remains of Edith Finch. Please. The story has so many plot holes. Please, Brian.
You can literally see their friendship develop over the course of the day thanks to the shared trauma
How Friendships works in Schools and Offices
A bond forged in fire, as the saying goes lol. Specifically, the fire under the wok
Literally? Like, literally, can you literally see that? Jesus
@@davemccombs hey dude are you okay?
@@davemccombs literally can be used in the literal sense or to emphasize something despite it being not literal
“Two grown men discover the hard way why salt used to be valued more than gold”
LMAO
Sadie A. Your comment is criminally under-liked.
That's a myth btw. At no time in history did salt price even get close to gold price.
@@musicaccount3340 r/iamverysmart
Music Account no that’s actually not true, spice was more valued than gold due to how cheap it was and how easy it is to harvest. There’s a reason why India was so valuable
their standards get so low by the end lmfao
adam: "that's crispy rice"
brian: "it's good"
adam: "that's a 9"
That's what happens when you eat for 7 hours without salt.
@@Silverwind87 weak people
@@0Clewi0 Unseasoned food has literally broken hardened soldiers, bruh.
@@GoddoDoggo sure, but this is one day
@@0Clewi0 also 78 meals
They came into this as acquaintances
They left as brothers...
Scarred...but brothers
😂
Scarred butt brothers
S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S
They need to do a collab with the others
Babish is Wisdom
DougDoug is Courage
They are Strength
@@jlancov8890 I am 100% behind this. Also, thank you for expanding the TH-cam Cooks' lore
Adam: “please never ask me to do this again.”
*Brian, knowing full well he said the same thing after the first unraveled:* “ok.”
God has punished him for his hubris, and his work is never finished.
Botw 2 baby
Time for Brian and Adam to make almost 151 curries from Sword and Shield to find the five best. Shouldn't be too hard since they're just six base curries and various toppings.
@@deanhart375 The sonic god specifically.
@@thrownstair Sure.
I love how their ratings start out very critical and by the end they’re just giving 10 hearts if the food is at a decent temperature or has salt
They gave up on life near the end XD
you know, people used to start wars over salt.
you know how important salt to food?
Plain salmon and rice: 3 hearts
Plain egg and rice: 10 hearts
@@lyl14ghost salt was so important because with it you don't die of spoiled foodstocks... Using salt as spice only is something for nobles.
There is rock salt in the game.
Dude is constantly depleting his stamina, sprinting everywhere, fighting anything, climbing anything. Carbo-loading every single meal is exactly what he should be doing.
You could be talking either about link or brian and both would make sense
I mean like how is he not jacked, when you take his shirt off he looks like an average Joe.
Sure, but the carbs don’t even taste good so what’s the point even .
@@thewatcher9237 Did you not... watch the video?
What he said was that the things Link actually can make-- the things they ranked highest-- are just carbs.
@@thewatcher9237 Carbs with salt and butter
I like how the good stuff is just "Oh, this tastes like actual food, +5"
Really shows you how low their standards got when the highest rated thing was essentially glorified hardtack.
@@naughtymelon6712 and the second best was bananas(although fried bananas are an actual thing in southeast asia so idk how flatbread ranked higher than that)
Edit: the fried bananas were cold. that’s why
Things had gone horribly wrong the minute the answer to the question "How's the meat?" was "Milky"
tori248 😏
Abigail Aldridge NOoOoOooO
@Human Resources I'll take a rum ham over milk steak any day
As I was reading this I literally snorted the lemon Fanta I was drinking
It still burns
The depressed Manatee no the cocaine is to the left
This guy is the most productive unproductive person I've ever seen.
This comment is so accurate, I wish I could like it twice.
He rivals Rhett and Link, let's be honest.
That is the most accurate description of BDG I have ever read
Productive procrastination
He puts a lot of energy into things that don’t really matter, just ask his mom.
I like to imagine link just carries around spices and seasonings for cooking with. Like, yeah he almost died, but what's he gonna do, make bland chilli?
Is that why he’s the only link that can’t stuff things in his pockets forever? He’s too busy worrying about making his food halfway decent?
@@mariothane8754 so what you're saying is that the only reason I can't have more armor is because he needs space for paprika? Cus that actually justifies it
Samwise Gamgee does, I see no reason why Link can't do it too
@@baguettegott3409 What Tears of the Kingdom needs is a few good _taters._
@@baguettegott3409 well, in lore the man is in love with food so-
Zelda: Oh how i'd love to taste fruitcake, my favourite dessert once again after all those years
Link: *reaches into bag and hands her a charred loaf* :)
and they say romance is dead
this is the funniest thing i’ve read in a while
funniest thing since this video, but only if the face at the end is how link looks at zelda as he gives it to her. that's my condition
@@solanceDarkMOW :)
"hyah" :)
the fact that they gave plain eggs an 8 shows me how bad some of this was for them.
But like, you ever had plain eggs?
@@gamingtime9716 plain eggs is very good. 😅
They could've made the dubious food by gathering lizards and insects and frying them... LOL.
ThunderBird117 idk about you but eggs really are an 8+/10
Fried bread: +5
For a more authentic Breath of the Wild tasting experience one should put the dish into their pocket, forget about for weeks then get into a near death situation and eat fifteen of them at once.
Or have something throw you off a high cliff so you eat at least ten full meals on the way down before you hit the ground to save you from dying.
@@RoyaLotad now that's high dining
@@stonecat676 well played
This comment chain is among my favorites
nice
"It just tastes like honey.... oh there's the fish" will never not be funny
i read that as soon as he said it 😭😭
*literally fries some bread*
"Delicious. Finally some good fucking food"
@@loxeresczech439 I would say it's kinda like "Roti Canai". A kinda fried, flaky bread that is eaten with curries or other sauces
it’s a fair bit like toutens! it’s a common breakfast food where i live (although they tend to be more fluffy). super tasty lol
It frybread whenever I go to a powwow I always get a frybread strawbery short cake
Frybread is great. You can have it sweet, you can have it savory. Indian tacos are the bomb, sad I moved to a place where I can't find any and I'm terrible at making frybread lol
@@GigaWhitArtandStuff That sucks. I actually don't like indian tacos which my whole family teases me about because im a dancer and we always get meal tickets that I cant use
People inventing fried bread: this is the best thing we've ever made.
Best thing since sliced bread.
Bannock is delicious, highly recommend
@@Scarleto I'm from the southwest, and Indian tacos are better than corn or soft tortilla tacos, and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
Can't even get the same effect deep frying a tortilla because there's extra fat in the tortilla so it soaks up fat from the fry oil making it greasy, every time.
@@Draukagrissah I just cut and stir-fry tortillas with salt and sometimes some time of hot pepper when I want nachos and don't have any. Deep fry wastes too much oil
i mean it kind of is though. fry bread with jam? delicious
i like how at the start they barely knew each other but by the end they’ve just endured SO MUCH together
Eating meals with people is one of the best ways to bond. Especially if you are eating the same thing.
Yeah, it's kinda crazy how you can literally see them getting more comfortable around each other as the video goes on.
Foxtrot Mulder i’d personally attribute it more to the shared trauma of the whole experience
They have both seen and tasted simply too much and they are now brothers in arms because of it
I mean, they had known each other from before. I don't know to which extent, but they've previously done some stuff together for the channel.
so there was absolutely no reason for me to do this, but i was curious about the steamed meat. the game is obviously made in japanese first and then localized/translated into english, which means that a lot of items in games that have an english name may not have ever been intended to have such a meaning.
so i wondered if link had actually steamed the meat, since steam is an instruction right? you steam the meat.
i changed my switch's settings to japanese and opened up the game. i traveled to a stable where i knew a cooking pot was and made the recipe, which called for one herb of any kind and a piece of meat. in japanese, the item is called 包み焼き肉 (tsutsumi yakiniku), which translates to WRAPPED GRILLED MEAT
they never had to steam it and turn it into a grey piece of leather.
it was wrapped in herbs and grilled this whole time
Okay, this is actually really interesting! And, it also explains why the meat comes on a leaf! Though, I don't know why they changed it to steamed when "wrapped grilled meat" is perfectly understandable?
(Also, I see I've found another chad Shelter 2 enjoyer)
This is good journalism, +5 hearts!
If I had a nickel for every time Brian ate cooked-to-grey meat due to a video game translation error, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
(the other video is the Unraveled on Stamina Increasing)
these dudes also willingly drank "sweet scrambled eggs" instead of making an actual egg pudding/custard (which last time I made it it took me like 15 minutes while I was making frosting.), we shouldn't be too shocked.
@@Memento_Mori_Morals - and they also called dipping food in raw honey “glazed.” I couldn’t watch any more after that, lol
"no dubious food"
*proceeds to make only dubious food*
Hey, the fried bread was transcendent.
Well he did say that dubious food would just happen naturally
the omelets were pretty good, like they looked like normal omelets
True and false
What about rock hard food?
The time limit aspect of this is actually good for game accuracy since link makes every single recipe in exactly six seconds
Good point!
True, but it made me a little sad tbh.
Well, IRL time maybe. Game time it's more like five minutes lol.
@@aromaladyellie I've counted (but its been a long time since)and I'm pretty sure that 30 seconds in irl time = 5 minutes of in game time goes by. Either that or every 10 seconds = 5 in game minutes. (Someone please fact check me, I've played this game for 2 years just to 100% and I sincerely don't want to ever boot it up again)
Honey I was literally playing BotW as I said what I did and checked before I replied. It’s about 5 seconds for 5 minutes to go by. I even waited until I finished a Shrine to reply so I could be sure.
Link's to-do list, in order of importance:
- Get lots of salt.
- Defeat Ganon.
- Literally anything else.
You like smallant
In Breath of the Wild, I mine all the rock salt I can find.
@@aetheralmeowstic2392 whats the benefit of salt?
@@helenaherz7468 Increases health recovery of a dish by half a heart (unless it's already hearty).
But for speed runners it’s
-defeat Ganon
-nothing else
I keep rewatching this in awe because, structurally, it reads EXACTLY like a thesis or an academic term paper. Defining the scope, justifying methods, using a standardized review system for the results, even the exhausted conclusion...and its more fun than writing my actual term paper
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE POLYGON!! It's so engaging to watch!!
You fried my brain
And honestly not the most ridiculous premise I’ve seen for one
I wish I could like this more than a simple like!
I've been coming back to this video ever since it launched, this is not the whole reason I like it, but it's one of them
"This is less than the sum of its parts"
"I Just wish this was something else"
"10/10"
TheMelonboy me to me when i did one (1) good thing but am still a piece of garbage
yeah that one got me lol
IGN is that you?
Yes this is maths
It has a little something for everyone
Alternative title: two men in floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences
Wow 348 likes and NOT ONE COMMENT-
@@aaaafjwlcn Wow 618 likes and ONE COMMENT
@@sx9elio919 Wow two weeks ago and two hours ago
that poor porgy. remember folks, fillet knives exist for a reason
Two men in slightly UNBUTTONED floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences
this is just a passive aggressive PSA about how important spices are for a nice food experience
Yeah... Too bad Britain decided it didn't like any of 'em AFTER invading half the world. Now the British try to shame everybody else for actually having flavor.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Does Britain ACTUALLY want spices for their food?
Britain: Well yes but, actually no.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I thought it was war conservation efforts resulted in lack of spices and seasoning for personal use, and a generation that grew up on that mentality has propagated it to this day.
Brits: "Let's invade everywhere on Earth for spices!"
Also Brits: "The only seasoning we use on food is vinegar."
I'm just imagining how much salt they would have eaten if they salted everything though.
I like how many of these recipes feel like they were written by someone who was a child and is now trying to vaguely remember what other people used to cook for him
i like the implications of that recipes are usually written by people who were never children
@@_windy_day_4276stfu kids are not stupid you idiot
i mean that's basically link's life story in terms of food
@@_windy_day_4276fuck, came here to do the same joke, arrived 5 months too late
@@_windy_day_4276Well, most professional chefs have some sort of childhood trauma, myself included, so it checks out
"If I can't be accurate... *grunt*... I'm sure as hell gonna be extra"
You go you funky little chaos man
*_funky little chaos man_*
I saw this comment as he said that
Funky Little Chaos Man/Men new solo project/band name I call it.
he even has nail polish. he is so funky
Chaotic Good
“Perhaps the most difficult challenge a young man can face: feeding himself.”
I don’t even feel attacked or called out, just seen.
Ditto
Validated
Honestly it’s 6:00pm and I still haven’t eaten today. Not that I couldn’t or something, just too much work you know?
Nathan Bruh, feed yourself
@@Honey-Boo-Boo Bruh im finna go make a sandwich out of carrots and my own tears for you one sec
I kind of wish that they actually had the time to do all of these recipes well but then I remembered that this is unravelled and I'm just here to watch a disaster train trying to steer its way out of killing everyone on board
Unravelled is actually just Brian trying to solve The Trolley Dilemma but through a series of conceptual videos.
See i thought (while adam was hilarious and im glad i saw him on) they were gonna collab with babish
@@megalomaniacalHalide And the two things to save on the trolley are his sanity and his TH-cam success.
This is the best description of unraveled ever.
Do trains steer?
i love how bdg keeps saying things like “now what you’d *normally* do is…” and it feels like he’s trying to reassure us, as well as himself, that he knows how cooking works
List of vegetables currently in existence according to Brian:
🥕
You... you’re implying there are MORE vegetables? I thought it was just carrots for years
okay but gourds
@@Pigmedog What are those? All I’ve discovered so far are potatoes and corn. Also, nice literary reference there. Hope AM lets up on you sometime.
Ahh yes you included my favourite non-carrot vegetable:
(The joke is that it's non-existent)
@@Pigmedog those are fruits
"Now that's milk and meat, together at last."
*screams in kosher*
Literally all my thoughts for this video
same hat
This is literally the best thing I've read in at least the last 30000 seconds.
/glazed apples are just apples dipped in honey
*grins in rosh hashanah*
Oy vey, it's like anuddah aveirah
Polygon quotes I use when taking tests:
"If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra"
"We are looking for speed over quality"
Broke the holy number
"It could've been worse"
This is me during pre test
What about "You just have to be good at arson"?
AP 2020
The sentence "Then it was time for *every omelette* " is so powerful.
“Can’t fret over every egg”
@@coolsplooge4355 "the mother of all omelettes"
@@KWBR1123 NANOYOLKS, SON!
YES. YES. YES. GIVE ME THE UNRAVELED ZELDA CONTENT THAT I CRAVE
CHEERS BRO ILL DRINK TO THAT
What the fuck I wanted to post the exact same comment😳😂Like no joke I clicked at that video thinking "Yes Yes Yes BDG and Zelda Breath Of The Wild, fuck yeah!"😂😂😂😂
I scrolled allllllllll the way down for this.
Well at least I'm on the very bottom of all comments so
Fiirst?.??.
Bamboo Bhang
...
Everybody catches Zelda Food Wave.
Adam- “Please don’t make me do this again.”
*The sequel to Breath of the Wild is now in development.
There probably not going to add new food
@@MarthaSanchez-hu7wu
X to Doubt
Lol!!
“Awww sh*t, here we go again.
@@johnrodriguez1922 x
They should start a cooking show called "Coulda Been Worse."
And all they do in it is make mediocre recipes found in video games.
@Michelle M. I need to see that.
@@pinkducklett1051 They would probably die of unknown diseases and that's just half the fun
@@kikoonthemove Well the mush bars gives duplicants diarrhoea so...
They could keep that show going and make awful food... Until someone died... :/
WE MUST REACH 666 LIKES WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE!
Brian: “who would put a watermelon, a dragonfruit, milk, and a radish into the same meal?”
Also Brian: “10 hearts”
The four ingredients rank anywhere between 2.5+ hearts and in the plusses on their own.
I mean it is just a smoothie basically
The egg pudding was rated at -6 hearts, that's 24 damage
A blue hinox smashing you with a fist does 24 damage
I honestly doubt the hinox would even eat this
Yeah, sounds about right. Sugar and eggs alone sound disgusting ngl
@@michaelgillespie8097 I broke the holy number
Uhhuh
Clorox Bleach So what you’re saying is that eating that stuff is worse than getting punched in the face?
Start: 2-3 stars
End: IT TASTES LIKE FOOD + 3 STARS!
LMAO
_honestly yeah lmao_
Hearted comment: It’s canon
yoo no way food?
At the worst meals they just say dam it it tastes 93 stars / heart
*eats plain bread *
"This is the best thing we have made"
LMAO
Not even bread, it didn't have any yeast so it was just fried flour
"Finally some good fucking food"
Butter is a heck of an ingredient
@@GreenEyedPsycho it was just wheat and salt and it topped everything
19:50 I love how Adam and Brian basically reinvented Naan Bread from Ancient India and then praises it as the best meal they ever eaten in this entire fucking video. It's literally just fried flour and salt but it's legit one of the best dishes our ancestors ever invented. Humanity really peaked when they invented bread, huh?
Edit Do y'all really have nothing else better to do than to complain in my reply section about "Naan Bread"? Some people do not know what Naan is, I'm just clarifying it for those people. Now please leave me be!
Edit2: _"NAAN BREAD?! NAAN _*_*MEANS*_*_ BREAD, BRO!!! WOULD I ASK YOU FOR A TEA TEA WITH ROOM FOR CREAM CREAM??!!"_
bread is one of those universal dishes that was so good in every way, EVERY country had to make a version of it themselves. Same goes for like cheese or deep fried dough with filling
Adam Moussa is his first and last name, did you mean Brian and Adam?
@@boonsaplenty3924 yes, I'm an absolute dingus, I'm sorry...
@@X-SPONGED
Lol no problem mate, just a silly typo
@@drawnwithlove3499 well most people didn’t make cheese actually but the rest of it yeah :)
Link has the Triforce of courage for a reason, and it's being able to eat these fucking abominations he makes at any cooking pot
😂
This is completely irrelevant but I went “:D” when I saw your pfp because I just started playing persona games
Tbf he has canonically eaten rocks
I'm the 1K like!
@@lindseylindsey9200 Teddie
There are about 800 different vegtables to choose from
BDG: *C A R R O T S*
Even tho they’re low key hard to find in game anyway
Carrots are cheap in grocery stores XD
I thought about the fact that they could have used onions, which would have probably helped a lot of these recipes, but you can’t find onions in BotW. They were basically restricted to carrots, pumpkins, chili peppers, and mushrooms
don't forget radish.. lol
@@arillusine Considering chili peppers and pumpkins are both fruit and mushrooms are a fungus, that only leaves carrots and radishes.
What the title said: Every Breath of the Wild recipe :)
What the video was: EXTREME SPEED COOKING
Cooking at *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*
@@NotReallyMatsu MAX POWER COOKING SHOW - Quick, before the batteries die on my Switch!
NO SALT REQUIRED
The time crunch both feels horribly unfair, and totally accurate for the dishes since obviously narratively link takes more time, but mechanically these dishes are made really fast.
"We're going to have to throw this away because Patrick said Oh Daddy in an audible space".
I was scrolling and I thought he was going to say it in a joking way.... 🙃 I was sorely mistaken
their reactions to the dishes that just have a LITTLE extra flavor, a PINCH of salt, or a tiny dollop of butter reminds me of the way I would imagine people hundreds of years ago would react when they gained access to these things. It's really interesting to see how excited they are over the weird and sub-par food compared to the literal dubious food
I know the feeling, I once was camping and after like 10 days not trying a single drop of sugar I found some granola in my backpack, I was over the moon with that thing
@@santiagoossa2301 I imagine a tiny, little goblin doing a little happy dance while holding the bar above their head, laughing wildly in the middle of the night while in front of a fire
@@lordofshades9852 Rumpelstilskin
@@sunsetskye483 oh yeah, they did do that, lol
I had the same reaction when I started using butter instead of marmalade. Butter is just *so* good.
EDIT: I meant margarine, not marmalade. I'm so fckin stupid lol
Love how you got so desperate you literally gave fried bread a +5
The thing is, Pat and the other guy actually liked it too. And in principle, it's not really different from potato fries, or naan, or fried batter, etc. I think humans maybe just really like pure carbohydrates soaked in pure fats.
Neolexious Neolexian fried carbs are just great! The complex carbs break down into sugars, the Maillard reaction makes the sugars break down even further to create some rad flavours; all this + the savoury from the salt and flour creates a Large Yum™. No wonder nearly every culture has some type of fried carb
@@finerz321 And it's one really good way to enjoyably carbo-load your soldiers!
@@finerz321 makes sense, and I guess it's also the reason why there are so many recipes that call for reusing leftover carbs and cooking them again. In my country, we have capirotada, which is bread leftovers fried in oil, sweetened with unprocessed sugar and served with cheese, fruits and nuts
@@finerz321 in spain we have "migas" (it literally means "crumbs") that are just fried bread leftovers or flour and water with peppers, sausage, paprika sausage and some really fatty meat, similar to bacon (don't know its name). this plate slaps. u should try it, you won't regret it (but it's hard to make, it takes a lot of time, so try it in a restaurant or smth)
i remember watching this video when it first came out and being absolutely disgusted and baffled by these recipes. now, as a college student with no money, no time, and no cooking skills, i have genuinely made botw "risotto". sometimes without anything to add so it's just rice butter and salt. it's pretty good, i'm not going to lie to you.
its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. BUT i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good, its pretty good. im not going to lie to. im not going to lie.
@@Quacktivate Diablo the cheater?
Here’s an easy cheap garlic bread recipe. Long bakery loaf(like a country loaf or something that looks like it has a thick crust. Cut in half, spread a lot of butter, dust on garlic powder, season with garlic powder, garlic salt, salt, pepper, an Italian herb mix. Set over to 350 and put it in as it heats, and just take it out when it feels crisp enough on the outside. Also I need to fry some bread
@@Quacktivate wow that was a reference I wasn't expecting
Rice and butter was a childhood staple for me. It tastes really good. Then it expands in your stomach and gives you a stomach ache. Also, completely unhealthy.
Can these two do a regular cooking show together called "Coulda Been Worse"?
Yeah
Yes Please
Gouda bean wurst.
I have the power to make it 1k
@@sevatarlives185 Gold comment flying under the radar over here.
i feel like the theme of this video is that bread is the closest thing humanity has to the divine
As a Catholic, all I can say is yes.
Metaphorically speaking, you're not too far off.
Maybe that's why the saying "best thing since sliced bread" exists.
Bread is the lifeblood of humanity
Aphrodite was supposed to smell like freshly baked bread and ambrosia
this has the same energy as the time that brian unceremoniously shoved a pepperoni into a strawberry on a stream and said after eating it "you know how sometimes people are like 'mmm, wow, this is more than the sum of its parts'? this was its parts"
It was the remainder of its parts
It was the sum of its parts... But multiplied by -1
i literally love that stream lmao
Whats the stream called i really want to watch it
@@ultramonkeyboy1 if you look up “gill and gilbert episode 1” you’d find it
the funniest part of this episode is how the kitchen slowly devolves from this beautiful kitchen into ground zero
can we just get some mad respect for the actual food chef who had to endure Carrot Hell™️ with brian??
Pressing 'F' to pay respects.
Was that a pun?
@@saacattaac007 maybe it was a ramsey reference?
Carrot hell made me genuinely laugh out loud
Probably unintentional, but I like how the time crunch added that classic Unraveled spiral into slight madness.
They held it together for a surprisingly long time!
From here on, whenever things are going too well, a Polygon executive should walk into the recording booth and tell the Unraveled gang they have an hour to wrap it up.
**Unraveled intensifies**
You could say they've become... unravelled :D
Brian looks like a possible outcome for your customizable character in dream daddy.
Emily Primer this is the most accurate description for him I’ve ever seen
It is a testament to how great Dream Daddy is that you can feasibly end up with the power-mustache twink dad as the protagonist.
Also, given that you can also, by design, create the show-runners of Game Grumps, Dan and Arin, this suggests that there is like a platonic ideal of a successful TH-camr Brian is undoubtedly tapping into.
He literally looks just like the character I made. When I saw this comment I flashed back, I had forgotten about my dadsona. I predicted my hyperfixation on bdg 2 years ago
Someone please do this and tag him in tt
OMG
adam and brian accidentally discovering bannock and voting it the best meal out of all 78 is so funny every time
IMO it’s naan
actually inspired me to make bannock for the first time since i was a child and they're right, that's bonus hearts for sure 💛💛💛
@@rbains707 It’s just fried bread, most cultures have some variation of it.
Humans be fryin dough
I love that this basically doubles as an archaeological expose on how people used to eat after we discovered fire but didn't know salt was a thing yet
“Everything tastes awful but the alternative is literally starving to death.” -Pre-salt cooks
N_Meister I like my eggs and my rice unsalted. I'm SOOOO edgy!
probably was still better than eating it raw though
@@MeatballSubFromDominos imagine prehistoric yelp reviews
I never salt anything I cook, but maybe thats a British thing. Salt only ever goes on chips (or fries if your not british)
I understand why Link has the triforce of courage now
It takes me some courage to be forcefully fed fruitcake from us
This is the most clever comment I’ve seen yet
Skyeoak and not the triforce of wisdom
I’m extremely proud of you random stranger.
Omg yes.
I think polygons realized that we're more than happy to watch Brian for 30+ minutes doing pretty much anything
Brian is literally the only polygon content I actively watch.
@@blaze8904 Same.
Brian and Simone :P
Sorry that I ruined your 666 likes....
@@mangomango7296 didn't even realise I got any, assumed it got buried nice surprise tho so I'll forgive you for now
I was at a lovely Japanese Italian fusion restaurant a few months ago, and they had a dish on the menu which was a thick slice of cauliflower with all sorts of lovely seasonings.
The waitress described it so nicely, then said “but we’re out of cauliflower, so today it’s a carrot” and I just could not stop laughing!
We actually ordered the roasted carrot and it was delicious, so the theory that carrot can sub in for any vegetable does hold up in practice.
what's the name?
There's a reason empires were built and wars were fought over spices. (And salt.)
I think it was the indus river valley civilization that had a strong central government that was notable for having a policy of giving salt to its citizens. Only a central government could afford to mine salt at such a capacity during that time.
Roman soldiers were often paid in salt because it was such a useful commodity for both flavouring and for preservation. That’s where we get the word “salary”- from “sal”, the Latin word for salt.
@@dkpsyhog "Goooood mornin' kings and queens, let's get this salt!"
And now that it's widely available, we've got people that don't season their chicken. I don't even know anymore.
It all makes sense now :00
>We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
Brian. My son. I know you look like Link in witness protection but that does not mean you have to eat like him.
"Link in witness protection."
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I legit laughing out loud.
Dead
This comment made my dayXD
That political compass tho
socialism is based
“Please don’t ask me to do this again.”
“Okay.”
Several months down the road, RECREATING COOKING MAMA DISHES WITHOUT MAMA TO GUIDE US.
A guy already did it
@@azurecobalt6602 yep it's GameTim
Mars well, GameTim uses the games as a guide. Trying to make some of that stuff without any guide is a disaster in the making.
You tempt god
My personal favourite moments
6:04 Thats cookin baby
6:16 Turn away, no one needs to see this
8:47 not the porgy
10:33 steamed meat and sirens
10:47 NO
13:17 HA
14:28 Thats a sweet meat
14:56 If this was anything but a steamed porgy that would of been a really lovely shot right there
16:00 Look at this cream carrot
16:20 and that's why most chefs are wrong
16:56 Its very drippy
19:06 Patrick said oh daddy in an audible space
19:30 No regrets
19:53 Wheat bread for the win
20:45 We're gonna take some liberties
22:17 Heh
23:51 regret
24:57 Fruit cake
25:52 oohooh
25:59 it looks just like paella does
26:27 eeh
26:42 STOP POINTING TO IT
27:43 Mushrooms of apples
28:58 Fruit cake/brain slice
31:07 it could have been worse
Remember kids: Salt and butter make everything taste passable to good.
Oceanic Picon815 *tbh that’s what I do when my recipe are bad I just added a lot of butter 🧈 and salt 🧂 and mmmmm*
This is true and I hate it. I do this to everything. This CAN be done to anything. The only reason my family enjoys my eggs is because they are SALTY AND BUTTERY AS HECK
And carrots too
Butter, salt, and garlic can make anything taste great
my ice cream will be perfect now
“It just tastes like honey... oh theres the fish”
“Thats a sweet mushroom”
Love this guy.
9:32 "Does that sound good?" "That sounds terrible"
Lol 😂 breath of the Wild’s first official cookbook of 600 high level recipes is pinned to the top of my channel
@@hyrulemasterchef9573 man
@@Josuh lol what?
@@hyrulemasterchef9573 man
New headcannon: Link just carries around a tiny salt shaker at all times.
It never runs out either, it's just unending salt; his last resort weapon.
@@wedoalittlearson7609 (fighting Gannon, no weapons left, pinned against the wall)
Link: KYEAH! (Throws endless salt into Gannon's eyes)
@@JakeTakesTheCakes So that's how Gannon got so dehydrated.
Thats just camping babeyyyyy
POCKET SALT
This was Brian’s first step to become a midnight gourmand
“This tastes like undercooked dough... five stars”
Dough is tasty.
Also, “this is terrible, 10 out of 10”
this tastes like literally liquid trash
9/10 has a little something for everyone
*ahem*
*_biscuits that are cooked and flaky and soft on the outside, but undercooked and gooey on the inside_*
"I just wish it was something else... plus three"
When he flips over the fruitcake in the pan, solidifying it's similarity to a beef patty, that's the moment you can see both of them lose their last bit of foundation. They become broken men just waiting for the journey to end.
The light has faded from their eyes, and they wait for the sweet release of the abyss.
Timestamp?
@@mydemon 25:00
the true acceptance of their fate comes when BDG says “let’s have something better, mainly mushrooms and apples”
I like to add rock salt to all my dishes in botw because I want Link to have a nice experience
The farming time you have must be impressive
@@EternalBehemont5000 I have like a bunch of rock salt from just breaking every ore I find
@@SpairM In that case my luck sucks XD
You beautiful soul, you
You are a blessed soul. Never change the kindness you possess.
Their egg pudding is instant death. I have personal experience, my mom once substituted vanilla coffee creamer for milk while making scrambled eggs and it is the worst thing I've ever tasted, not because it was that atrocious, but because she didn't mention the substitution before serving it.
Why are you using milk in your scrambled eggs?
I never do, not sure why my mom always did.
@@rogainegaming6924 milk can be used to 'expand' the egg without having to use more eggs. It also makes it creamy, though don't use too much or you're basically just frying milk
@@drawnwithlove3499 truueee it also makes like, I dunno how else to describe it, wet eggs? If you use too much
@@rogainegaming6924 A splash of milk in your scrambled eggs is fine. Like, a tablespoon, for two eggs.
To be fair, I think the shortened recipes fit the spirit of Breath of the Wild cooking. I mean Link always seems to make these things instantly, so he’s gotta be taking some shortcuts with the preparation, he’s probably just putting meat in milk and calling it a stew, too.
++
The item descriptions in the game are always from Link’s perspective (Using “you” as the pronoun in stuff like rupee acquisition), so what if the nice-looking cooked food is actually just what Link is imagining while plugging his nose and closing his eyes?
@@harb1ng3r82 He's also been asleep for a hundred years and was a soldier beforehand so I highly doubt Link even knows what good food tastes like and is just happy to have something to eat. I do fasts and my god when a long fast ends the things I've eaten out of sheer hunger are strange things like bananas with cheese ham and butter on bread or a Hamburger and cereal I don't remember the taste but I remember feeling my body want them more than ANYTHING and eating being more of an impulse, like when you hold your breath until you HAVE to breath I think after a while your body just wants nutrients sooo bad it doesn't care how you get them in.
to be additionally fair, you can actually add salt to multiple dishes and not actually change the recipe - the recipe system is usually pretty flexible in that it prioritizes the most pretty dish with the ingredients' valid picks, prioritizing body over 'spice' components, afaik. so any dish they made with
He eats everything in a single gulp so I doubt he even tastes it. Just slam it back and get back to the fight.
"I'm just gonna have a different fish in me"
-Sidon wants to know your location
omg
As someone who is both actively disgusted by seafood and extremely horny for fishperson characters I support this message
... boy, I occupy a very small niche, don’t I
@@balrogdahomie nah I feel ya
Good one!
@@balrogdahomie don't eat your daddy, it's a reasonable policy
this is literally just two very flamboyant men going through trauma together for content and i love it
it's not an unraveled without a mental breakdown
@@blouiaie Ah, so the name is a prophecy.
@@alchemysaga3745 this is obvious, clarified truth, Brian David Gilbert is our vessel of chaos and we embrace it.
So jojo part 7?
@@nickcollura3050 also part two to a lesser extent
The sad and hesitant face Adam made when he had to give away that last piece of bread breaks my heart
It's the moustache that makes this man more reliable.
Glad this is your experience
@@polygon that is a very ominous reply and I feel like I should be concerned.
@@blacklight6090 You won't be concerned for long
@@ohdang3833 you’re not helping
@@blacklight6090 There's no helping the inevitable
Now I just wanna see a mini-series where Brian actually tries to make the meals as accurate in appearance to the ones in BotW
Unraveled ft. Binging with Babish 😂
I need this
Uncle Richard's Smoke Detector feast of fiction is a channel made for creating food from fiction like games and shows
This is why the monsters in Breath of The Wild leave link alone while he eats his dishes. They applaud his courage.
C O U R A G E
They're afraid he'll share
@@robotdisco945 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Nah they're afraid that if they kill him they'll unleash the amalgamation laying inside his stomach
I so badly wish there were more of these episodes. This one has become like a comfort food to me, the video I always go back to when I'm feelin sick or down. Thank you Brian and Adam.
*Breath of The Wild 2: Link Finally Gives In And Goes To Culinary School*
JackAttack! And Zelda Decides To Get A Haircut
pfft no Zelda cooks his meals now XD
Shokugeki no Link
@@Rikoyasha15 tHaTs SeXiSt
nope you too
I love how they start pretty much not talking and by the end they seem like best friends
You don't necessarily become (best) friends by simply spending time together, but by going through hell together. And they certainly did. Especially with that fruit cake.
Once he realizes he's just there to be funny and do damage control it's amazing
Food brings people together.
friendship forged in the crucible of culinary torment
TBH when you're doing a one-day-shoot film project for something you end up bonding p quickly.
I love how they suffer through unsalted food when he could have literally added “rock salt” to every recipe
They said earlier that "if Link doesn't think it's essential to the dish, we're not putting it in" or something to that effect.
@@spoofsrocks13 Yeah, I just thought that kind of dedication was funny :)
And Hyrule herbs!!!
@Gtherdether you right
I know, that's what I was thinking. You guys, there is literally salt in the game.
Watching this is both entertaining but also very stressful bc its clear that Brian has never had to plan for making a large amount of food in a short amount of time before. When he said he left the hardest recipes for last, it hurt my soul
Two vaguely sassy men in shirts I wish I owned make dishes no one wants to eat. 10/10 hearts full recovery
Vaguely Sassy is one of the best adjectives I’ve ever heard, thank you for the blessing
You meant the shirts, when you said “wish I owned.” I thought you meant the men
Burnt Wick
They're nice shirts.
NEprimo That was vaguely sassy of you.
NEprimo I don’t know, man... seems like you’re trying to say that progressives are more sassy than others... unfair to ALL political parties... all are sassy under the flag!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"If I can't be accurate, I'm sure as hell gonna be extra" is an I C O N I C BDG line
~RECIPES FROM BEST TO WORST~
20:18 WHEAT BREAD
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💛💛💛💛💛
28:19 FRIED BANANAS
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💛💛💛💛
19:34 MUSHROOM OMELET
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💛💛💛
11:41 MUSHROOM RISOTTO
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
💛💛💛
20:34 CRAB OMELET WITH RICE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
24:17 CREAMY HEART SOUP
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
19:15 FRIED EGG AND RICE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
15:26 HONEYED APPLE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
15:24 HONEYED FRUITS
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
26:56 POULTRY PILAF
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12:01 SALMON RISOTTO
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27:06 CURRY PILAF
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
21:41 FRUIT PIE
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26:49 MEAT AND RICE BOWL
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23:14 PEPPER STEAK
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
11:50 VEGETABLE RISOTTO
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤
22:35 MEAT PIE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
28:50 NUTCAKE
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19:21 OMELET
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12:26 SALT-GRILLED CRAB
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12:35 SALT-GRILLED FISH
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
12:47 SALT-GRILLED MEAT
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
12:20 SALT-GRILLED MUSHROOMS
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤
22:20 FISH PIE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
28:32 HOT BUTTERED APPLE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
21:57 PUMPKIN PIE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤
25:24 SEAFOOD MEUNIÈRE
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26:18 SEAFOOD PAELLA
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10:15 STEAMED FRUIT
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10:24 STEAMED MUSHROOMS
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28:56 CARROT CAKE
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11:57 CRAB RISOTTO
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14:48 GLAZED VEGGIES
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25:27 PORGY MEUNIÈRE
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12:12 SALT-GRILLED GREENS
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23:06 SPICY PEPPERED SEAFOOD
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17:19 CLAM CHOWDER
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14:31 GLAZED MEAT
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23:37 HONEY CANDY
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17:58 HONEY CREPE
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25:45 SEAFOOD FRIED RICE
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19:44 VEGETABLE OMELET
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
17:57 WILDBERRY CREPE
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22:08 APPLE PIE
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14:50 GLAZED MUSHROOM
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7:31 MEATY RICE BALLS
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17:56 PLAIN CREPE
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25:34 SALMON MEUNIÈRE
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25:55 SPICY MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY
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16:35 PUMPKIN STEW
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13:43 MEAT-STUFFED PUMPKIN
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7:14 MUSHROOM RICE BALLS
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7:35 SEAFOOD RICE BALLS
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17:16 CARROT STEW
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13:56 FRAGRANT MUSHROOM SAUTÉ
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15:17 GLAZED SEAFOOD
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26:33 MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY
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17:17 MEAT STEW
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7:59 POULTRY CURRY
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23:05 SPICED MEAT SKEWER
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8:03 SEAFOOD CURRY
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8:13 VEGETABLE CURRY
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7:34 VEGETABLE RICE BALLS
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13:51 HERB SAUTÉ
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8:18 MEAT CURRY
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13:27 CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP
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13:27 CREAM OF VEGETABLE SOUP
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13:27 CREAMY MEAT SOUP
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13:27 CREAMY SEAFOOD SOUP
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7:55 CURRY RICE
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29:53 FRUITCAKE
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11:20 STEAMED FISH
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13:27 VEGGIE CREAM SOUP
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10:45 STEAMED MEAT
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14:02 CRAB STIR FRY
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22:46 EGG TART
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28:07 FRUIT AND MUSHROOM MIX
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27:37 EGG PUDDING
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This comment is HEAVILY unappreciated, thank you
Late, but thank you so much.
Yeah this is rly helpful well done!
How is this not the top comment?
God damn it! You're a hero!
If Brian added more milk and then steamed his egg pudding, it actually would have turned out really good - it's like a variation on a Chinese dessert dish that already exists
I have found words you two are looking for.
“My Taste buds just formed a union and they’re demanding better working conditions”
dont have a meme for a response other than good take
"Here's a chunk of apple, if you want."
"No."
That killed me.
22:08 is the timestamp
My two dads trying to make me food for my class' potluck tomorrow, telling me "not to worry about it" and all I hear from my room is
"Thaaaat's meat and milk"
Isabella Enriquez so many meaty yogurts
Milk steak dads
Scrumptious
Good luck Dads
Please update at your convenience 😆
I always imagined the “Fruit and Mushroom Mix” to be like a platter you slowly nibble on at a wine tasting. Like duck tongue, many cheeses, and fruits being served together in Sonoma.
Food: has salt in it
Everyone: omfg its so good omggg
Don't forget butter
Well plain food is....not that good
Two grown men discover why their salary is called “salary”
Salt's important, man. They knew that even in ancient Rome (:
@@notAshildr your comment is shorter than your name, thats impressive
@@TalexTheLich your comment is shorter than ma name (: It's not that hard if you've got waaay too long of a name ;)
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When your best dish of 78 is literally fried bread that has no yeast
Passover has entered the chat
@@sjfrench8034 Jewish people know how to make good food.
@@genericname2747 Don't forget the apple in honey! That's a really big Rosh Hashanah thing!
Also a Native American thing
@@3asianassassin my ex made native american (i don't remember the specific tribe cause it was years ago and i'm too embarrassed to ask months after we broke up) fry bread for me a couple times and it was the _best_ thing i ever ate i think.... we had it with honey and powered sugar cause we made it for breakfast but when i tried to make it myself later on to try it with some savory topping i fucked it up so bad i never tried it again after we broke up lol
I almost wish they had had more time to cook, but the rush was quite entertaining