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- Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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You can download the name generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman
Thanks dad
Aquarius pre-Ophiuchus. I'd say we have the same sign Brian, but the chaos God Ophiuchus decided to make a point that he existed and we all hate him now for it.
@ Drawfee do a drawing challenge for this.
polygon has uploaded other things to scribd, including the faze clan / tfue lawsuit that i didn’t know about and apparently has something to do with water conservation in colorado and in the limited amount i’m willing to read of legal documents it doesn’t seem to be a joke
Hi, I’m Peeler Conurbation, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I realised that as people come together, they are torn apart. I, peeler conurbation am a VIOLENT SPY with PSYCHIC PARASITES who seeks to tear people apart literally before they come together figuratively.
Ah yes, the three states of matter: Solid, liquid, and naked.
You sir just made me choke on my coffee, well played !
And remember children: heat the liquid to makes it naked
there is a fourth state, solidus
Are you the legendary big boss?
@nik _ Gaseous Snake maybe?
it feels strangely intimate watching unraveled without bdg in a suit
Bdg after dark
it feels like youre skyping your friend at like three in the morning
Oh, that’s what it is that feels so wrong about this episode...
I think you mean The Lewd Improvisationman
And also the look into his actual fears and childhood humiliation? How raw... I also am terrified of horses.
“These names represent my coworkers for who they really are”
The old wet gamer
hmm.
the tree pee
Mine is Big Naked Lickable Catman. Help.
@@whatashittyname.6460 I got Kukri Revolver. There is only one kind of help I am qualified to give.
@@RabbiHerscheltwo actually, kukri and revolver
“what is your most embarrassing childhood memory?” i don’t know, Brian I repressed all memories before the age of 17
Saaaame
Perhaps it's existing.
Same lmao
Yo same and I'm 14
@@dread_wolf2301 omnigrade amnesia moment
Without the suit, that moustache is somehow far more threatening.
His name is Horses Trident after all
@@Mamontiny what gives YOU the right to call him by that name?!?!
It manifests equine vibes.
Especially with the nail polish. I'd say his code name fits pretty damn well.
Exactly like he's someone you don't take candy from or van rides from
Everyone: *has a big crazy name*
Emily Heller: Emily Heller
rolled a 69 I guess
@tobias f But Hideo Kojima first rolled a 69, thus converting him into a copy of a random person among those who filled out the form. Don't question how I know this.
Hello Emily Heller I'm your new clone Old Heller
Emily Heller(Emily Heller)
Mr. Emily Heller is totally a Kojima name.
I legitimately cannot get over one of BDG's names being "Big Brain Producer"
like this has to have been planned somehow but I know it wasn't
I think it was just "Brain Producer".
@@tweer64 If you pause around 8:37 when all of his names (aside from The Lewd Improvisationman) are onscreen, Occupational Name is spelled out as Big Brain Producer in its entirety! but let's not kid ourselves, Brain Producer would be JUST as good.
If Kojima is ever held hostage, they better show him this
hopefully he will find it of his own free will :')
@@polygon well yea. I don’t want Kojima to be held hostage. I just can’t help but picture the situation of Kojima being shown this while being held hostage. It seems funny.
And then make him eat 16 carrots
Too late, already happened
That feeling when you spend 30 minutes on an introspective and highly personal journey of discovery to find your deep and meaningful name, only to suddenly become Hideo Kojima at the very end.
Feel like that's somehow the most Kojima ending
I rolled in the 60’s on two d10’s and that was an absolutely terrifying moment
Metaphor for life
Nice
This is the paradoxical experience of being a trans girl.
You know, for someone deathly afraid of horses, you've essentially created a racehorse name generator.
Genuinely flawless observation 😂 if there’s a horse that ever shares my Kojima-given name-Big Werewolf Sahara-I’m putting mega bucks on it winning
Can you bet on a horse to lose?
As someone whose result was Old Naked Horseman, I really cannot disagree more, but that's a personal thing
@@johnnyshortfor naming a baby horse that would be a power move.
@@elliot-sowdon …funny you mention that since my mom’s two mares are foaling this spring
Anecdote Odyssey - I imagine the explanatory monologue for this particular character would be quite longwinded.
Two and a half hour, unskippable cutscene.
WITH QuickTime events.
But at least it would be humorous.
Someone: "And who are you?"
Me: "Liquid. Antmouth Liquid."
Where did Antmouth come from???
@@jackmahoney1001 Maybe tangible fear?
Jeep. The Big Jeep.
MY NAME IS HIDEO KOJIMA.
Frost Plasma is my Kojima name.
Oh god, my name is The Big Failure.
You called?
Mood.
Bro because im gererally nickname crist i ended up being fcking J e s u s c r i s t
So dont worry my son you shall be well adventured in your little succes
Nice
“Writing Teacher”. It’s literally my job. Great. I’m an NPC...
: ^|
I like how you've accepted your fate
We're all npcs to someone.
It's not the worst npc you could be, you can be useful
I Mr. Writing Teacher i’m « Anxious Student » !
I can safely say, that after nearly a year of this video being uploaded, that my best friend and I still have our Kojima names as our Phone Contact names.
Imagine doing the whole worksheet just to get ”the harpoon”. THE HARPOON. YOU MADE ME RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FOR THIS?
I even did my other names too but since I rolled no conditions they’re just
”[my name]”, ”Lira Studier”, ”Gemini cat”, ”the harpoon”, ”Vibe”, ”dull knife”, ”Drink”
Drink?? These dice are mocking me, I’ve never seen a kubrik film and they know it
Vibe is really believable tbh
Vibe is the edgy anti-hero's name. He's a cyberpunk character or something
Bro, Vibe would go hard in a Kojima game though
@@VijoPlays i guess that means the name is *a vibe*
dude being named the harpoon sounds kickass
I filled out the entire goddamn worksheet only to end up with the name "content eating nothingdoer" this was the slowest self-burn I ever had to endure and I doubt I will heal from this, thank you lewd-imorovisationman, you have forever left a scar deep in my soul
Amazing
holy shit
I'm scared now
*the lewd-improvisation man
I mean i got old porn camera so lucky you
For real though, this guy looks like his name could easily be Cheerio Crispr.
His name already is Cheerio Crispr. What... did you not know that?
I got "The Old Storyteller."
isn't it a legit great name?! I love it XD
That’s sounds like the name of British bio-terrorist in a metal gear game
@@randomknight2585 given CRISPR is a DNA thing my guess is that Cheerio CRISPR is a genetically engineered British super-assassin, modified to be the perfect killer and gentleman.
"I couldn't let it define me, so I became what I couldn't handle," was a line I did not expect to write today.
To think it came from a monologue explaining how my name is "The Internal Organs" because I nearly passed out during a dissection lab.
DANG IT! I got through 6 minutes of this just to find out I was Hideo Kojima. Not sure if I'm even allowed to watch the rest of this
It's like an 80s dad dropped into the modern world and was given clothing by the kid who found him
I don't think this is allowed to be how spot on it is
Id watch that show
That’s actually good
My boyfriend got "The Horseman"
I got "The Horse"
Brian I don't like this 😀
I'm pretty sure the horseman's supposed to ride the horse, not the other way around...
Then it works
This made me laugh too hard for how late it is
Hi Bojack
Oh wow, youre dating Bojack?
I got “The Evil Friend” and I can’t even fucking complain. That makes perfect sense.
Eyyy, it's me, ya boi, Ego Transporter, back at it with another intergalactic UPS order
I legitimately love this.
Hey I just got an email saying my shipment of dilithium crystals was delivered but I can’t find it anywhere (I ordered it to be delivered to Earth, Sol, Milky Way if that helps)
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 intergalactic delivery to Earth is always slow, have it delivered to the moon and pick it up from there, you’ll get it at least 3 months earlier.
@@SorowFame Thanks for the tip
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 you’re welcome
my name is "The Old Shrieking Dishtowel" and i'm not sure how to feel.
Feel like a boss, cause that's what you'd be with a name like that.
Definitely shriek worthy
As The Old Clown, I can relate
I bet everyone knows when you clean up...
As Watching a Video, I envy you
"Old Gay Programmer"
No backstory needed.
Brian, I know you left Polygon, but I feel the need to write this comment regardless and hope someonf from Polygon passes it on to you. I just went through the trouble to figure out my Kojima name, and I got "The MP5". That is not a human name, Brian. That is literally a kind of gun. I nearly went through the trouble to put together another name out of sheer frustration over being dubbed The MP5. Your breed of chaos is troubling, and I will definitely lose sleep over this. Best of luck on your future independent endeavors.
Signed,
The "E3k" MP5.
How's it going MP5?
now you know why he left Polygon, you were after him
I see nothing wrong with this name.
So what's your surname after MP5? K or SD or A3 or what?
“These names… are meaningful in a way a given name cannot be.”
We all saw Emily Heller’s name was literally just her given name, right?
Yes. Yes we did XD
To be fair this is just being given 10 minutes to make a D&D character
10 minutes? Guess I'm going fighter XD
If I ever run a session I'm making an npc using this.
@@dicorockhimself I made a wizard as my first character ever to sit in on a running session in 15 minutes! It was terrifying, but I think she's still my favorite, since now shes an npc in it. She got a backstory eventually, and also a big ol farmer wife she met when I was still driving her
@@opekamma impressive as you r first too? I just mentioned them as a 15 minute character sense you have so few choices lol
Almost Useless Penguin
Just do this with ever NPC
I'm going through the forum with some friends, and there straight up isn't a place where the number of carrots you can eat in one sitting comes back up. Like, unless we are wrong, the carrots are NEVER relevant again. BDG just wants you to confront how many carrots you can eat in one sitting as a form of psychological warfare to prepare you for your new life in a Kojima narrative.
EDIT: btw- Cursed Gamestopper here
Crona Bla that makes it even better
>Cursed Gamestopper
Damn, that's actually almost cool sounding. Sounds like some Big Game ringleader who captures the best people from around the world and puts them in an inescapable compound to ??? war as a business. Just can't believe it's wasted on a TH-cam commenter.
Also Fish Fame here.
Hey Cursed Gamestopper, it's Chill Proctorman! You should always know how many carrots you can eat if forced.
Always.
Honestly, I kinda suspected that.
Hey, I'm your clone, The Cursed Howitzer
Well "Cactus Missile" isnt the name i was expecting but i think that its a...
Well its a name...
My kojima name is "Old Naked Catman". I literally can't do the explanation section how could this happen.
Alright this one seems the most likely to actually make it into a Kojima game from what I’ve seen
All of us with the Old prefix sound like total creeps.
Signed,
Old Voyeurism Jacketman
Are you Idris Elba
@@austinluther5825 wha.... where did VOYEURISM come from?
@@snichelsticks8653 Okay, it was a while ago. But I think it was from the Mads Mikkelsen part.
"Burgerstruggle Doppelganger" really rolls off the tongue like a metric ton of superballs.
This is an amazing name, I will fight anyone who disagrees.
This is the pinnacle of a Kojima name.
I didn't realize that you could win at this...but good sir, you very much did.
Isn't that the guy who plays Sherlock?
Would burgerstruggle struggleburger be better?
I legitimately got the name “someone’s whole arm ripping my eyes out or something man” I played by the rules how did this happen
Only Kojima knows
Just go with the initials. You're now 'swarmeoosm', congrats
Ivy Greenleaf thats got a ring to it
Have you prepared you explanation yet?
We need an explanation
I got 'Self-Conscious Student.' This thing *WORKS*.
i am
“saliva schedulerman”
“the accidental imprisonment”
“read emails”
“recovering simping cat”
and “turret splinter-stick”
what a rollercoaster this past half hour has been
Is it read/reed as in to read or read/red as they have been read?
@@youtubedj9298 honestly, great question - i think it was present tense, though. as in to read.
@@itsaspiracle Norman Reader of E-mails
N A K E D T R E E H O U N D
Sounds like a legit MGS boss.
Sounds like a motherbase solider in peace walker or phantom pain lmao
That’s a damn cryptid.
Dark Souls
"The Lewd Old Simone de Rochefort" so does this confirm that she's immortal?
and a clone, obv
Simone a Great Old One? Yeah that makes sense
LITERALLY the perfect name for simone
That dang lewd old Simone de Rochefort
The real secret to Kojima's naming system is that it's one part pop culture reference, one part Buddhist Dharma name, and one part sexual innuendo. BDG has of course perfectly and correctly identified this in his analysis and worksheet.
"started a recordingman" made me cry laughing
I’m Cello Death. You see, when cellos are getting old and overused, I come in to guide their eternal souls to the afterlife.
So like a psychopomp who in life was a great artist until a tragic death at the hands of a man from your past led you to become a guider of spirits and general muse for those who come after you?
Cello Darkness My Old Friend
@@iguessmynamesriya7658 *furiously writes that down*
“The Unintentional Racist” thanks i hate it
I knew it
That sounds almost like a real nickname X'D
somehow also mine
People call me this but I've never introduced myself this way.
@@41-Haiku People call me this minus the "unintentional"
I got "Bombastic Scholar" sounds pretty dope ngl
I did the worksheet and I got “The People Man”, I like it.
Wow, not just the full worksheet but the full the full worksheet? I’m impressed.
"Audience watches Brian take a strangely personal 11 page quiz"
That fits a description for a certain website
You mean... Uh... Polygon.com?
"All you need is a full set of RPG dice..."
*stands up to go get my dice*
"...and this 11 page form you can download in the description"
*slowly sits back down*
This was me as as well. I'll get on to it later
@@joewoods532 this was two weeks ago, I require an answer
Still getting to it
i did it. i am now the zeppelin man
I do get the joke but I was able to do it without the worksheet more or less
I got so unlucky on everything that my name is just my name, no conditions. My monologue is "Oh, that's just what my parents named me."
My name is Colorblind Nothing.
Thanks, BDG.
This does describe me perfectly though.
If anyone wanted to ask, i got the 'you are how you currently are' condition and the name that lacks context. my current body state is colorblind, and the last thing i did was literally sit at my desk thinking about nothing for a couple minutes, which i rephrased into nothing.
"Kojima often creates characters that have a lot of different names"
- Revolver 'Revolver Ocelot' Ocelot -
Major "Revolver 'Shalashaska' Ocelot" Ocelot
@@warren_waters Don't forget "Adamska"!
Liquid "Major "Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot" Ocelot" Ocelot
"I AM -SHASHALASHKA- -SHALASHISHKA- -LASHASHASKA- -SHISHKA- *OCELOT* "
Major Adamska "Shalashaska" "Liquid" "Revolver" Ocelot
"Big Solid Turtle"
Backstory:
You see, I'm a big turtle
María París but are you solid
@@gynt6740 oh I'm pretty sure I am
María París
Aaaaaa
Sex jokes
I did this with my friends, and one of them was Big Fucking Student. Goddamnded extraordinary.
ayy, it's coco jumbo
"theres another name you might know me by. mediocre large table"
I love Brian not knowing that Fatman could only have more subtext as a name if he was called Little Boy or Tsar Bomba.
My name is “Anime Noncomplementary Behaviour”. This was supposed to be a cool name, Mr. David Gilbert.
Edit: I tried again and got the name “Big The Sneeze Fart” so maybe my original name wasn’t so bad after all
Better than Otaku convention I guess...
Note, any conditions from section 4 go AFTER "The" if you have the "The" name. So you'd be: The Big Sneeze Fart
Congrats, you're a comic relief character, hated by everyone in the game, but oddly charmed and loved by the fandom!
So its Ruyre Annobe then?
I’m literally just “The Big Fear”
More like The Big Mood amirite
Gotta change your username from TheGoodUsername to TheBigFear right away, then!
Let my spice that name up a bit for you. Lets make its "The Even Bigger Fear"
"You have proven yourself to be stronger than even The Fear. I now pronounce you with the title of Big Fear."
Its just alt history MGS
You have surpassed even The Fear you are The Big Fear
That explanation at 9:02 legitimately sounds like something from a Kojima Game.
“Horses Trident” sounds like an actual MGS name.
And a Homestar Runner character
I can already hear Campbell saying that name
Trogdor's nemesis!
"The Lewd Old Simone de Rochefort" is just simones normal name
Also sounds more like a dark souls boss tbh
BDG: *talks about his greatest intangible fear*
Me: so emotional
BDG: what's your greatest tangible fear? *HORSES*
Me: nevermind.
look up "My Autobiography" on his main channel called Brian David Gilbert, I don't think it's a random joke, he's too consistent with it for it to be
No matter how "good" Kojima's names get, they'll never reach the level of Miracle Johnson and Steven Spinning.
please refer to me as the "Hentai odyssey man" from now on
Your profile picture makes this comment more hilarious and threatening
otacon?????
"The Tongues Kiss"
I don't wanna talk about it.
That's a shame, it feels like it has an hilarious backstory
The internet wants to know. Please?
Please I beg you talk about it...
Yes you do....
Reguba you really should
watching this at 3am and I absolutely lost it at "The Tree Pee" 9:22
Me and my sister filled out the worksheet to make a character name for our new Stardew Valley run, then we decided to the worksheet for ourselves, so “What were you doing right before doing this worksheet?” “Doing this worksheet” We thought nothing of it until she ended up with a name that lacks subtext. She is now known as Doing This Worksheetman
Can’t tell if I’m blessed or extremely cursed but I got Hideo Kojima as my name
Blursed
HIDEO KOJIMA?
IS THAT YOU?
MR. KOJIMA!?
"The Ripped Pant"
"Lazy Student"
"Ego Student"
"Marker Student"
"The Unintentional Kojima"
"Solid Fracturedman"
eeeeyyyy im Ego Student too
Solid fracturedman sounds like an actual mgs character name.
Unintentional Kojima XDDDD
@@TheStripeTailedFiend or a rejected mega man boss
@@TheStripeTailedFiend Does Sleep Artist sound like a metal gear solid name though? Probably not. Anyways, I'm Sleep Artist and if you wanna know how I got that name, let me tell you: The Lewd-Improvisationman forced me to fill out a really long form thing or whatever it's called.
I have completed this worksheet and found my Kojima name! I rolled the dice. I wrote in the answers, having my fun. Playing along. I couldn't believe that I also rolled a 6 and had to pick out 6 extra names!
And then I rolled a Twelve.
And Kojima had to be the one to tell me that I'm a clone.
But there's only 1 other person I've seen fill out this worksheet. Brian.
Anyways my 7 names are The Lewd Thoughts Man
Hollow David Gilbert
Big Brain Identity Crisis
Aquarius Jumper Shark
Cheerio Trash
Ate Horses
and Driving a Recordingman
I got Big Money Tomato. This somehow fits my personality
I’m
Heartbroken
That we don’t know Pats true name
They can't let Pat's True Name get out there or the cursemongers will find him and fuse him to Simone again
I get the feeling Pat would be Hideo Kojima!
@@TrafficJamByCam if we get more episodes of Game Ogre I'll make sure to thank you but also tell Pat and Simone you're to blame.
@@TrafficJamByCam nice
Surpressed, by the -patriots- polygon
i got “the insignificance”, but am apparently sometimes also hideo kojima. someone should have told me
The insignificant hideo kojima, hideo kojimas insignificant clone
That is hauntingly on-brand.
*nice*
"Failure Sandwich" oh my god.
Imagining that every character in MGS filled this form beforehand is also hilarious.
“I was born a normal kid. Didn’t stand out, average in every way. I was set up for a good life. Then, all of that changed when my mother dropped me. I began my first fall, and I haven’t stopped since. At any point in time I can be found in a perpetual state of falling, regardless of location. It may look like I am standing or sitting, but I am actually just falling very slowly, infinitely and forever. I have become the essence of The Falling.”
that's actually kinda cool!
Shadowy government institution: you’re hired
Seems like you captured that peculiar feeling pretty well
"... some might say that we're all falling to somewhere..."
"That... that doesn't scientifically work out when-"
"*Enjoy the Fall!*" /Dramatic Gun Fire
Cobra Unit: *Welcome aboard*
I kid you not, I got "The Oceanman"
‘TAKE ME BY THE HAND’
'BEHIND THE TRAM'
@@davisginn1298 'LEAD ME TO THE LAND'
Ween.
@@Cheeseboiga "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND"
“Big Dull Knife Entomologyman” is mine.
goddammit, Gilbert.
“you are no longer confined by a name you were given as a child, and you are free to manifest your own true nature with a name you create”
great, now I am confined by a name given to me as an adult because I rolled a perfect 69
BDG: "names with "The" at the start represent fears, unstoppable forces." looks at list of names from the crew, sees: The Old Wet Gamer. Now Thats a really unstoppable force
I think “The Tree Pee” is a much more terrifying force... What happened to you, Nicole...
HI, I'm Hideo Kojima, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I rolled a fricking 69 in section 4.
On the other hand, ignoring that fateful role in section 4, I would have been Lacking Cashier.
Hideo Kojima it is
I would like, but you're at 69
@@olliehug1132 oh, it's beautiful
And now you have 69 likes
@@audi0nightmare aw, man, that just sucks
I'm disappointed that Brian didn't say his name sounded like Fryin', Cryin', or Dyin', all of those objectively feel more fun than Brain
"Procrastinating Housewife" is both severely underwhelming *and* irrationally funny given the context and honestly besides being kinda offended I love it. Thank you, Brian.
"Beardless Naked Lickable White Cat"
Thanks Brian
That sounds like a Scribblenauts object.
"The Big Noise"
Thanks! I have panic attack-inducing noise sensitivity!
I have never heard that phrase before, I did some research and I’m so glad I have a name for what I experience a lot of the time. Genuinely thank you for leaving this comment.
this is actualy cool
God I thought I was the only person that had something like this, thanks for making me feel a little less alone
your villain identity is wearing perfect noise canceling headphones while you sonically murder people using noise guns
So ur like batman
"Big MacReady Student" sounds like it both does and doesn't make sense at the same time
They call me Catgirl Eternity on the streets, and Bose-Einstein Condensate Cat in the sheets.
"The Lost Voice" sounds like the spookiest horror game character
"The lost voice" sounds like a collection of voices that try to persuade people to their death so they can collect theirs
Taking notes
Sounds like it came straight out of dark souls
Sounds like a dark souls character, or a Blasphemous one if translated to Spanish "La voz perdida"
you forgot to add a section at the end called “The Woman Clause: if you are a woman roll a D6. 1-3: keep the name you already had. 4-6: you must change your name to a single word that describes one stereotype of women that most bothered you during your tail ends of puberty.” (e.g. mama, fragile) for me it would be Helpless.
Hello, I'm Emotional
Hello, I'm Smooth Leg
Hello, I am menstruating
Nice to meet y'all I'm Pushover
Wassup I'm Overly Attached
I spent half an hour on this sheet to determine my name.... I rolled a Nat 1 on the name type, so my Hideo Kojima name is just my actual name. I am mad, but also honored.
"The Taxes"
Truly a horrifying name to give myself and Kojima has blood on his hands for this.
I literally went through this whole thing and rolled 69 on the kojima condition... Guess I'm Hideo Kojima lol
nice
CHILL THE FUCK OUT, KOJIMA!!
@@THI4F too late
yo man, you too? Koojima gang forever
Big fan.
"The Old Blackbird"
Now that's badass.
thats actually cool, im the bedwetter death
That's cool, I'm Hideo Kojima.
Hi! I am Plasma Fish. And that’s a horny name
MWAHAHAHAHA you think your pathetic name can stand up to THE FAT THERMAL FLYING SPIDERS
Yeah, Norman Reedus can stick to monster energy but Drank Lemon La Croixman is built different.
Now I deeply want to see Brian design a jojo stand generator. It has the same problem: each stand's power and name serve a purpose in the story and relate to the stand user. You can't just do a word bank of superpowers or band/song names. I want to know my stand. My personal stand.
I spent 48 minutes trying to find my Hideo Kojima name; working tirelessly to fuel the never-ending cesspool of human curiosity that is my brain and it ends up being
*"The Watching Brian David Gilbert-man"*
Thank you, Brian.
you found your role in life
I got “The Accidental Flashingman” and i’m real upset
And now I'll die laughing X'D
i know im six months late. but i need to know the fucking backstory now.
@@radiosilence8060 AGREED
I need to know
Big Baron Learner. Definitely my next D&D character
I got "Big Aquarius Hamsterman" and honestly I could see that actually being a Kojima name
Hey, quick question, did you realize that these names would come out to be SO CURSED? Signed, Naked Lickable Cocker Spanielman.
I am crying. There are tears.
Oh noooooo
Hi, I’m Liquid Lickable Ginger Catman, and I think we were designed to be nemeses
RIP! 🤣🤣🤣👌
I'm DYINGGGGGG
Hey everyone, it's me: Big Naked Syrian Hamster.
That's amazing.
I feel like you could remove one of the first two words, or even both.
horny on hamster
@Jay Marlin That's what I got when I went through the form.
Hi it's GATLING CHAINSAW here and this man has to come back with rhe unraveled series
Say goodbye to Jamie, my name is now Liquid Jagged Infected Knife!