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  • Everyone wants to get caught up on Kingdom Hearts' story before the new game comes out. But Brian David Gilbert will do you one better: he'll help you understand EVERY story.
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  • @Verikarma
    @Verikarma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8468

    him going to the other wall and just casually revealing another conspiracy theory board is great

    • @JV-the-Tossh
      @JV-the-Tossh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      And Clayton does a very good job of selling the "Okay I was not aware of this and it scares me"-face.

    • @junothedragonslayer2997
      @junothedragonslayer2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      indeed it is

    • @WanderingWaystrel
      @WanderingWaystrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Clayton’s face is priceless

    • @mk0664
      @mk0664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JV-the-Tossh Not Clayton! Eh ooh ooh ooh ah! Not clayton!

    • @JV-the-Tossh
      @JV-the-Tossh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mk0664 pardon me if this seems blunt, but, from the bottom of my heart: ??

  • @edboy484
    @edboy484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    "Maybe the sword was a key the whole time, and when you stab someone with it, it unlocks their death"

    • @Teadwin
      @Teadwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      edboy484 how do i like a comment more than once

    • @marys.9367
      @marys.9367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ayyyy

    • @eliwixson8863
      @eliwixson8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      It’s a sword dude, it’s not a fucking fighter jet. What’s so hard about swish swish stab?

    • @danielrabinovitz478
      @danielrabinovitz478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can't like this because it's at 666

    • @Loreleil
      @Loreleil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You have combined by 2 great loves. BDG and RVB. Thank you

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    I can FEEL the Angry English Major Energy through this video when he says "It's that thing that happens on the Hero's Journey" about the data cube one

    • @russell1096
      @russell1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Because the data cube is too overused in storytelling?

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@russell1096 what the hell is a data cube

    • @RED-sl2le
      @RED-sl2le 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Banann_ducc I also wish to know

    • @eric_the_egggremlin
      @eric_the_egggremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@russell1096 nah, because I, too, am an English major, and the moment one starts to bring mathematical concepts into analyzing literature, my brain shuts off out of Rage.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DBG: Nomura is writing this like a traditional story structure
      Everyone else: Honey you got a big storm comin'...

  • @irishjet2687
    @irishjet2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5328

    Between Dunkey, ProZD, and Brian David Gilbert, I feel like I've seen three amazingly talented creators give explanations of this series, and I still have no idea what any of it means.

    • @SimonWolfie
      @SimonWolfie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It appears to be designed this way.

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      The most coherent I’ve seen is Barry Kramer’s, and it still manages to break him by the end

    • @S0RGEx
      @S0RGEx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      All them plus the Starbomb song for me, still no fucking clue.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      The storyline is simple. Darkness Darkness Darkness Light Light BEES Darkness Keyblade Disney Darkness Anime *Donald Duck Gibberish* Goofy Heart Nobody Darkness

    • @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551
      @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@genericname2747 JelloApocalypse fan I see 🐝

  • @mejmouse6407
    @mejmouse6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18964

    It’s funny how he said spoiler alert but I still have no idea what happens in Kingdom hearts

    • @sevencats4964
      @sevencats4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Same

    • @daisysmart8874
      @daisysmart8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Same!

    • @finnmarr-heenan2397
      @finnmarr-heenan2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      IT doesn't improve when u okay them either

    • @wc99man
      @wc99man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      That just means you are caught up with the rest of us.

    • @Rankurusu777
      @Rankurusu777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      You aren't really a part of the truest sense of the fandom unless you recognize that the next game won't be out until you're a great grandfather and that none of it makes sense but you still play it anyways.

  • @debin1775
    @debin1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14843

    I’m sure this video also fits the structure of the monomyth.

    • @breadvelvet
      @breadvelvet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

      it seems to spend a lot of time on step 8, Enduring the Supreme Ordeal

    • @loganisanerd5566
      @loganisanerd5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Damn it I'm busy today and all I'm gonna do now is chart the this video (and potentially the rest) into the Hero's Journey...

    • @RockmanRatix
      @RockmanRatix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@loganisanerd5566 Walking into the sea HAS to be "refusing the call"

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +@@markjordan1454 It looks like grey to me.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      1. Normal World - Intro
      2. Call to Action - Comments
      3. Refusal of Action - Going over the story of Kingdom Hearts 1, and not the series as a whole
      4. Meeting with the Mentor - The off-screen voice
      5. Crossing the Threshold - Immediately caused by the off-screen voice, thrusting our protagonist down the rabbit hole
      6. Tests, Allies, and Enemies - The constant bombardment of the subsequent games
      7. Reaching the Innermost Cave - The Villain's Tridecagon
      8. Supreme Ordeal - Piecing together the Villain's Tridecagon
      9. Seizing the Sword - The Villain's Variable
      10. The Road Back - Tying the Villain's Variable to the original Monomyth
      11. Resurrection - Embracing both diagrams
      12. Returning with the Elixir - Predicting the ending of Kingdom Hearts 3
      Yep.

  • @robertchaney2704
    @robertchaney2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    The most insane part of all this is that he actually made the story make more sense by explaining it from the villains perspective. Like I’ve had people try to explain the story to me as it’s presented in the games, but I never understood l. But by explaining everything from the villains perspective, since the villian is always one step ahead of the hero, it actually clarifies a lot

    • @coleG112
      @coleG112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Truth. Having everything explained from Nort's POV is way easier than the time-jumping mess that is Sora's 7 variations lol

    • @marioxzzz
      @marioxzzz ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah but the villain plan still made no sense

    • @zephyrias
      @zephyrias ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marioxzzz im still confised about time travel. 😂🤷‍♀️
      I need to finally finish 3 and watch the complete story if khux

    • @jobhunter5090
      @jobhunter5090 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zephyrias time travel is easy. In kh time travel can change the future but not the past. Also beings with bodies can't time travel. So when each of the bodies die presumably ansem picks up their essence and takes them into the future where they possess a doll some guy made in chain of memories.

    • @LoveisStoredInTheLain
      @LoveisStoredInTheLain ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There’s actually a whole game from the perspective of a teenage Xehanort. He’s not really the villain though. There isn’t really a villain. Maleficent is there for a bit and then the rest of the game is a teenage boy going on a rampage because he went insane after realizing that his sister is dead. 10/10 the story begins with seven children getting murdered welcome to Kingdom Hearts

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    The Anti-hero’s cradle is now an officially recognized literary term. Thank you

    • @origami_dream
      @origami_dream 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Which storytelling offices issued statements of recognition?

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      ​@@origami_dream me, I'm the office. I will recognize the Anti-Hero's Cradle as an official literary criticism term.

    • @peteypablopicasso
      @peteypablopicasso หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@silversonome5360can you recognize an official literary term that makes my dad come home

  • @safabekr
    @safabekr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4088

    “that’s venitas” “why?” is just the funniest possible answer to that answer

    • @DarkQueenHelba
      @DarkQueenHelba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      SarahFBK ! I actually know this! Miyu Irino wanted to voice a villain! So they let him voice a villain using the same voice as his hero from the same series. (They talked about this after BBS came out in the JP gaming magazines)

    • @rzezzy1
      @rzezzy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Reminds me of "Are you Tony Hawk?" "yeah" "Why?"

    • @crazydo1phin11
      @crazydo1phin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      answer to that answer

    • @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
      @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so sad :')

    • @tahamoukhliss8420
      @tahamoukhliss8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still don't understand why they chose to make him a sora lookalike

  • @SolarTactician
    @SolarTactician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    "Ventus diagram" as a pun was so casually tossed out there, and yet it's so perfect

    • @smulangel2294
      @smulangel2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those are quality puns

    • @nitro_dynamite18
      @nitro_dynamite18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the few puns I've ever liked.

    • @EinTeufelskreis
      @EinTeufelskreis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched this with a friend and when this pun came up I started laughing and he didn't understand what was going on. So I explained the joke and he started groaning.
      That are the only two reactions possible to such a pun. 😂

    • @trustyrat8632
      @trustyrat8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@actionlogan8792 ven diagram
      Ventus diagram
      Ventus nickname is ven

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @trust the rats Thank you, i always trust the rats :)

  • @goatherder6166
    @goatherder6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    I finally get that ProZD “Aqua got norted” vine.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Congrats! :)

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I legit thought he just made up those words to be confusing for comedic effect

    • @Atellas
      @Atellas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I want her to step on me!"

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Atellas "thats defenitivly dirty"

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Those aren’t words; those are just sounds.”

  • @Chachoune963
    @Chachoune963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5206

    You know what they say:
    "If at first you don't succeed, develop an organization to trick a young boy into committing heartless genocide in order to create a new pseudo version of that great power."
    Words to live by, really.

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And then you fail again.

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My life motto

    • @xxxLeromexxx
      @xxxLeromexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wondered why orochimarus plans sounded so familiar

    • @auntvivienne8669
      @auntvivienne8669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also the Uchiha Massacre in a nutshell

    • @blueberryiswar
      @blueberryiswar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is Star Wars, essentially.

  • @kumogate
    @kumogate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4643

    "Kairi will continue to not matter" ... your prediction came true. The story keeps 'saying' she matters but continues to fail to actually make her matter.

    • @harizwain4969
      @harizwain4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      It is funny how she has her own cutscene but everything is to get close to axel...

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Soriku is the real canon

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm just hoping they actually make her a badass good girl in whatever game's next.

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@harizwain4969 And then that ended up not mattering. That whole Sora/Kairi/Riku/Axel/Roxas love pentagram went fuck-all nowhere.

    • @badflamer
      @badflamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@billvolk4236 i think you mean the sora/kairi/riku/axel/roxas/Isa/xion/yet-unnamed-girl-we're-supposed-to-believe-was-actually-part-of-isa-and-axel's-backstories-before-being-shoehorned-into-KH3's-dialogue love octagram?
      agreed though. Just one of many ways KH3 ended up wasting everyone's time, money, and expectations.

  • @emmav2224
    @emmav2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    The slow descent into madness as KH's plot gets more and more convoluted is both terrifying and hilarious.

    • @jeanetten.s.8557
      @jeanetten.s.8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm cracking a rib watching this

    • @shebehere2452
      @shebehere2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emma V I know

    • @dekaidoku
      @dekaidoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you mean... Kingdom Hearts Versus XIII?

    • @mattneese8571
      @mattneese8571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And an accurate depiction of what it is to play the series.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet kingdom hearts 3 actually has a simple summary. Which, is..odd actually, there much better then most of the ones online

  • @BigBahss
    @BigBahss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Maybe the real hero's journey is the boys we norted along the way.

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can drink to that.

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That sounds inappropriate and probably illegal

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@talongreenlee7704 What are you, a cop? Mind your own building while we nort boys

  • @scootinand
    @scootinand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Him singing "Simple and Clean" while mildly dancing off screen was truly heart warming

    • @Ric_Vicious
      @Ric_Vicious 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      When are we getting the full version!?

  • @Canadianroadvirus
    @Canadianroadvirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    I'm starting to think that the series title, "Unraveled," is more about Brian's mental and emotional state than it is about whatever he's talking about.

    • @lilhades9484
      @lilhades9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too true

    • @SpookyDeerArt
      @SpookyDeerArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      its the new polygon deep lore

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he can join pat after please retweet

    • @thedevicebook
      @thedevicebook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's truly like Onion Film Reviews in this way.

    • @artnerd3727
      @artnerd3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i always assumed it was bc of his mental state lol

  • @lunastreamfreesomebody4911
    @lunastreamfreesomebody4911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    I went into this knowing nothing of Kingdom Hearts and I left knowing nothing lmao

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I mean, this was pretty comprehensive, so you must not have been paying attention to this very easy to understand explanation.

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It seems to me what you don’t know is basic story telling.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LUNA streamFREESOMEBODY same though

    • @merezko4339
      @merezko4339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      One who knows nothing can understands nothing.

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One who knows nothing, can understand nothing - Xehanort (Haunted Potato Sack Edition)

  • @valty3727
    @valty3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance" remains one of the most iconic bdg quotes

  • @robertrealrosso237
    @robertrealrosso237 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    14:13 "Kairi will continue to not matter"
    Well he got one prediction right

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And riku DID cut his bangs. not because sora got norted mind you. and donald might not have killed goofy by dropping him off a dock, but he DID kill terranort by jumping the shark in the most absurd spike in power scaling in the ENTIRE HISTORY of Square Enix RPG's

    • @igor78965412320
      @igor78965412320 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the riku cutting his bangs prediction was so insane wtf

  • @ikanhazw1n
    @ikanhazw1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    You are the only person I’ve ever seen correctly name Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days as “Kingdom Hearts Three-Five-Eight Days Over Two” which is the official canon way to read that title. I’m thoroughly impressed with your due diligence.

    • @flamefangstar
      @flamefangstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Th... that's how it's pronounced?

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Why the FUCK would you name a video game like that

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@flamefangstar It's supposed to be the 358 Days shared by 2 people. Yes, it is still very dumb.

    • @cjboyo
      @cjboyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It's not Kingdom Hearts 179 days?

    • @CaleyWarrior101
      @CaleyWarrior101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Does no one reduce their fractions anymore?!?!

  • @artuno1207
    @artuno1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    Plot Twist: BDG actually goes through his own Hero's Journey in this video, as he deals with the trials and enemies involved with explaining the Kingdom Hearts plot.

    • @PrimMashups
      @PrimMashups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Even better: not only does he go through the Hero's Journey, he goes through the same convoluted hellscape of a Hero's Journey that HE CREATED to explain Kingdom Hearts. For example, the explanation of the popularization of the Monomyth is the Historical Background, and the sudden entrance of Pat at 6:08 is like the intersection at the Ventas Diagram.

    • @lakers35
      @lakers35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ya nort a boy

    • @bergamt
      @bergamt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      BDG is on the Villain's Journey

    • @PrimMashups
      @PrimMashups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That implies that Pat is BDG from the future

    • @awkner
      @awkner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yep. someone went and did the work twitter.com/mothlarvas/status/1089679511619276800

  • @seanmurphy3430
    @seanmurphy3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    "Kairi will continue to not matter" is, I'm pretty sure, the series' tagline at this point.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean... I love her, but any part of her (namely, Naminé) or character holding the same role (Aqua) is more active in the story. She is basically the MacGuffin, tagging along because she is important as a concept because bullshit rather than because she is specifically important as a character.

    • @ella_cupcake
      @ella_cupcake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I have never been so offended by something I completely agree with

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I’ve never played it, but from all the times I’ve been walked through the plot, it sounds like a story based in metaphor got so wrapped up in explaining its own internal logic that it became literal somehow and it’s still growing. I kind of love it.

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      A metaphor that accidentally became literal and just rolled with it is probably the best way I've ever heard someone explain the Kingdom Hearts series, and you've never even played it!

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Dee-jp7ek thank you! (I’ve had enough friends who are big fans of it that I couldn’t help but absorb a lot of it just in bits and pieces)

    • @HasegawaRayven
      @HasegawaRayven 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Quite literally "a meme gained sentience and now can no longer be stopped."

    • @yourcollegedebt8384
      @yourcollegedebt8384 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm not gonna force you or pressure you into playing the series, but I will say that it's way better to understand if you play through it yourself instead of hearing somebody explain it themselves.

  • @Aeroductile1
    @Aeroductile1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    did he make this just so he could make the ventus diagram joke

    • @Quiggs939
      @Quiggs939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      larvitarse Lol, I hope so

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Looking at everything Brian has ever done, yes.

  • @christopherhale3140
    @christopherhale3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3643

    "Kairi will continue to not matter."
    Depending on your sense of humor, this line got either much less funny or infinitely funnier after the release of KH3.

    • @gaarafan89
      @gaarafan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      A little of both lol it’s hysterical knowing she was “trained” and it not amount to shit, and equally depressing because she works so hard, and it still doesn’t amount to shit.

    • @AlexBSPLUS
      @AlexBSPLUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      With my sense of humor? Both.

    • @bluecat3338
      @bluecat3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Honestly, while Sora was freaking out over Kairi, I was just sitting there like an idiot for a few seconds before going “Oh right! I’m supposed to care about her.”

    • @moriadine2517
      @moriadine2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@gaarafan89 Kairi was essentially a private straight out of boot camp went into combat against the thirteen most powerful and skilled soldiers on the opposing side; the fact she lasted so long was a miracle, I'm more concerned about how the other Guardians were handled.
      Let's be real here, no amount of training in a controlled environment would prepare you for the rigors of war; compared to all the other Guardians, Kairi has had nearly zero experience.
      Tell you what, let's see who Kairi's squad mates were:
      Aqua: professional keyblader who trained all her life and a veteran of one campaign and survivor of the Realm of Darkness.
      Ventus: professional keyblader with one campaign under his belt with potential subconscious experience from his time as a Union Leader.
      Mickey: warrior king with multiple campaigns under his belt and also four confirmed campaigns as a professional keyblader, extensive experience with espionage and subterfuge.
      Lea: professional assassin and spymaster, well versed in combat and expert pyrokinetic.
      Riku: civilian-turned war hero of three campaigns, later trained professionally which also doubled as an additional campaign.
      Sora: same as above, on top of another campaign which comprises most of KH3.
      Is it really a surprise that Kairi's not up to the same standards as everyone else?
      If people hate how Kairi didn't stand out much in combat, they might as well conplain how the early Konoha 11 aren't as powerful as the various Kage, how Avalanche isn't as powerful as Sephiroth and his siblings, how Vahn didn't start out as powerful as the Judges, etc.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@AlexBSPLUS
      "That's depressing. And hilarious."
      "I call it deprarious."

  • @door5443
    @door5443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    yo as a writer I genuinely love how this is a breakdown of how everyone assumes that everything is the heroes journey but that’s far from true

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      As an editor, this sentence disgusts me.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. ปีที่แล้ว +15

      as a 'writer', you should know Kingdom Hearts is the last fucking example you want to use as proof the Hero's Journey is outdated or not a universal truth

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@HappyLarry. universal truth means it is always true. Giving even one example of an exception means it isn’t a universal truth.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tea the Silkwing the Hero's Journey involves a story that makes sense, coherency is required for a series of events like the Hero's Journey to work.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@HappyLarry. then it isn’t universal

  • @SilverCraft15987
    @SilverCraft15987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    11:41
    "This was *NOT* in the script"
    "Dude seriously this was *NOT* IN THE SCRIPT"

  • @KeyThrast
    @KeyThrast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5791

    “Donald will kill Goofy. Riku will start cutting his own bangs. Kairi will continue to not matter.”
    One outta three. Not bad

    • @ss-ol5br
      @ss-ol5br 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      In a say riku did cut his hair tho

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      He got 2 of 3 right

    • @JustOneGlitch
      @JustOneGlitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      @@MiloKuroshiro Really!? Donald killed Goofy!? Thats metal.

    • @wafflejam9015
      @wafflejam9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which one

    • @KeyThrast
      @KeyThrast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      MrBowser At the time of base release, he was right about Kairi

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    I feel like the easiest way to understand Kingdom Hearts is to assume words don't mean anything and only the tone in which they are said matters, and that there are a dozen main characters and they're all Sora

    • @lunchbox0668
      @lunchbox0668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      And the other half of characters are Xehanorts

    • @trustyrat8632
      @trustyrat8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Or kairi which also makes them kinda sora

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      assume you will cry and try not to think too hard about why

    • @guiltygearalonecompl
      @guiltygearalonecompl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’re not wrong, really

    • @nigelsutton2884
      @nigelsutton2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "bees"

  • @CHEESEPUFF_7
    @CHEESEPUFF_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Birth By Sleep.
    "Is Sora in it?"
    "No"
    Well that's a lie.

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and it's the best KH change my mind

    • @frozenlizard3370
      @frozenlizard3370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conic2721 what about Melody Of Memory?

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@conic2721 it's not my favorite gameplay wise, as I'm more a fan of just the normal menu set up in the base KH games, but the plot and characters make it my favorite in that regard

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "The Dream Drop Bucket, where you put the Dream Drop Distance until you need it; hopefully, you won't"
    Kingdom Hearts 3 picks up immediately after and fully relies upon DDD more than almost any other game.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. ปีที่แล้ว +99

      STORYTELLING 101 BABY, if you confuse all of your audience by throwing in as much bullshit as possible, they can't critique you because they're so confused

    • @Vesta_the_Lesser
      @Vesta_the_Lesser ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @HappyLarry
      …ala episode 8

    • @user-xb5ij1uz6n
      @user-xb5ij1uz6n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah, I mean DDD is where they introduced both the power of waking, and explained the concept of time travel. I also have theories that there are links to Quadratum hidden in there somewhere

  • @braxtonkatz5726
    @braxtonkatz5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Key componets to an unraveled
    .elegant start
    •putting stuff on wall
    •explaining things
    •MENTAL BREAKDOWN

    • @jeanetten.s.8557
      @jeanetten.s.8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mental meltdown

    • @randomenvelope
      @randomenvelope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Melting

    • @adarkaplun9457
      @adarkaplun9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You missed the volume escalation

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You forgot
      -Brief moment where Brian sang Simple and Clean and it was lit

    • @CornerstoneMinistry316
      @CornerstoneMinistry316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kingdom hearts lore in a nutshell

  • @JM.....
    @JM..... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3921

    "This is the Simarilion, or JK Rowling's Twitter" had me dead

    • @JoeX92
      @JoeX92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i don't understand but still laughs xD

    • @devdanferguson7616
      @devdanferguson7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@JoeX92 Simarilion was a background to the LOTR/Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, and JK Rowlings twitter makes everyone gay.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@devdanferguson7616 you're only supposed to make everyone gay in the fanfiction, and the headcannon

    • @birdrocket
      @birdrocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Devdan Ferguson more importantly, she tried to get brownie points from liberals for LGBTQ+ representation without actually putting in any representation.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Skitarii Scribe k

  • @Morzansdaughter
    @Morzansdaughter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I went into this video knowing a bit about kingdom hearts and left knowing significantly less than I did in the beginning

    • @jameshart2622
      @jameshart2622 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And thus you achieve enlightenment.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you've finally realised how little you know

  • @mattkeflowers
    @mattkeflowers ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love that this is not only a deconstruction of the overly complex kingdom hearts story, but also the a deconstruction of how reductive and simplistic the hero with a thousand faces story can be

  • @WTFPr0m
    @WTFPr0m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    If "norting a boy" doesn't become the canonical phrase, Square-Enix and Disney are both cancelled

    • @tehn00bdude
      @tehn00bdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      WTFPr0m Nort boy redux

    • @jeremyhester4268
      @jeremyhester4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I laughed at "Ya Nort a boy" for longer than I care to admit.

    • @bankobandz93
      @bankobandz93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/388x5pUJCa0/w-d-xo.html😂

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aqua isn't a boy

    • @sleauxbreaux
      @sleauxbreaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have Barry Kramer to thank for that phrase.

  • @mystaee2914
    @mystaee2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    I want a shirt that says " 'Nort a boy"

    • @watson483
      @watson483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Mystaee . Heh the front saying 'what do you do then' or whatever the exact quote is, and have you 'Nort a boy written in massive text on the back. Incredibly confusing, 10/10 would wear in public.

    • @pharaohbubbles1547
      @pharaohbubbles1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The Catholic Church will buy up the whole stock 😂

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Time to get real into Unethical Science!"

    • @chronotrigger3919
      @chronotrigger3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd probably get arrested

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Clayton's face at 11:43 is the emotional keystone of this entire video

    • @R3mnantPlus
      @R3mnantPlus ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clayton's Inner Thoughts: Oh God, we lost him again...

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R3mnantPlus *again* what do you mean by again

    • @R3mnantPlus
      @R3mnantPlus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@daisyjoy242 Brian does this breakdown of his content often and on many different videos, so I feel Clayton has seen this happen many times already.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just like clayton is the key to kingdom hearts, actually... in this essay, i will

  • @levilukeskytrekker
    @levilukeskytrekker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I love how this video casually demonstrates how overly analytical trope theories usually only "work" because they overgeneralize story concepts and then apply them to a comparatively narrow band of literature.

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Right? It's kind of an interesting study in that way. KH is more of a story of parallels and (who would've thunk) connections, and how each of these more miniature journeys tie into a whole, so it's hard to tie such an anti-physical story into something as solid as the Hero's Journey.

  • @JackSpad3s
    @JackSpad3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Okay but why doesn't Donald wear pants but covers himself with a towel? Unravel that BDG

    • @JackSpad3s
      @JackSpad3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You make me blush ❤

    • @KidCop2011
      @KidCop2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice profile picture

    • @Fluicor
      @Fluicor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      easy,water makes feather stick to the body,thus revealing donald's dick.

    • @alexbutler4428
      @alexbutler4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pantsless magic is incredibly powerful

  • @Kaunte
    @Kaunte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    Instructions unclear, accidentally norted a boy.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      was this boy above the age of majority? because if not, that's gonna be a write up.

    • @Deep_phobias
      @Deep_phobias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Yal_Rathol that's gonna be a foul, you norted a boy over the line, go back 3 spaces.

    • @BriIsTheFinestCheese
      @BriIsTheFinestCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love reading the comments before watching the video because they're so confusing. i laughed out loud at this and i have no idea what you're talking about yet

    • @yuvalsela4482
      @yuvalsela4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      instructions unclear, getting norted

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    You know, the further he got into the villains tridecagon the more i realized he's a low key genius

  • @exodunes
    @exodunes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "It's where you put the Dream Drop Distance until you need it later, and hopefully you won't." With the recent additions to the lore from the mobile games... I'm entirely unsure if Brian is not a time traveller.

  • @MisterAwsome1234
    @MisterAwsome1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5568

    Alright but where does this all fit into the Legend Of Zelda timeline?

    • @Funnymanfx
      @Funnymanfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      ChubbiestThread uh, duh. It fits into the TIME BREAK

    • @ArtianSetS
      @ArtianSetS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Basketball

    • @akaijuinomaha5324
      @akaijuinomaha5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      That's where we unveil the Anti-Hero's Icosahedron

    • @raynorsatwika1578
      @raynorsatwika1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      either way, it gets infinitely funnier

    • @FracturedFrames
      @FracturedFrames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jonathon Cloud and Link are both in Smash!

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9689

    How this video incapsulates the Monomyth geniusly:
    1. Introduction to the ordinary world: BDG starts with a very tradition video intro.
    2. Call to action: BDG cites certain comments that challenge him to explain Kingdom Hearts.
    3. Refusal of the call: BDG arrogantly saying that such a task is too easy.
    4. Mentor: BDG cites Campbell’s Monomyth as a source and derives the structure of the video from his work.
    5. Crossing the threshold: Smash cuts to the clock in the wall. BDG begins explaining the 12 stages.
    6. Tests, allies, and enemies: Pat comes in and makes Brian add several separate Hero’s Journies. He begins to panic as several games come to his attention.
    7. Reaching the innermost cave: “Alright, assholes, I don’t have any space left, so here’s a data cube! Happy!?”
    8. Enduring the supreme ordeal: The Villain’s Tridecagon is unleashed and elaborated.
    9. Seizing the sword: Brian finishes the Villain’s Tridecagon.
    10. The road back: Brian connects the stories, tying together each aspect perfect.
    11. Resurrection: Brian comes across the revelation that Sora will lose.
    12. Return with the elixir: Brian concludes, confident he has explained the very basic storytelling of Kingdom Hearts.

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I was going to go through and do this myself. This deserves more likes.

    • @OrangeShanker
      @OrangeShanker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      This is perfect

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I applaud you

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you're my hero

    • @lackadays_
      @lackadays_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *clap clap* we have a man of genius level iq my friends(and this isn’t sarcasm)

  • @scatterbraindonor
    @scatterbraindonor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The energy behind and delivery of "ALRIGHT ASSHOLES" will never fail to get a chuckle out of me.

  • @DinoJake
    @DinoJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Man, you gotta feel bad for Sora throughout all these games. He just wanted to build a boat with his friends. He never asked for any of this.

  • @AvisSapiens
    @AvisSapiens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    This video is a physical representation of man's hubris

    • @6slade
      @6slade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      genius

  • @spiritreacher
    @spiritreacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Ventus Diagram - best wordjoke I've ever heard.

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SpiritReacher I came to the comments to say this very thing.

  • @jakeb4569
    @jakeb4569 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love that he somehow managed to predict Riku getting a haircut in KH3

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:43 All I can think of now is "Aqua got norted!" "Those aren't words..."

    • @HereticalHorus
      @HereticalHorus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Aqua got norted...."
      "That sounds sexual"
      "I want her to step on me"
      "That was definitely sexual"

  • @OliverSachgau
    @OliverSachgau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Brian’s hair is getting more luscious with each video and it’s filling me with so much joy

    • @themsv89
      @themsv89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His nails too

    • @soverytired6152
      @soverytired6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eventually his hair will turn white and he’ll lose all his hair brushes and before you know it, he will have crazy mad scientist hair.

    • @Daemon487
      @Daemon487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's becoming jesus

    • @pizzapasta4090
      @pizzapasta4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude is it just me or does Brian's existence bring light into my life

  • @Jaconian
    @Jaconian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    "You nort a boy" is now going to be my go-to response for anytime anyone asks me about what to do next. It'll be an inside joke with myself. It'll be hilarious!!

    • @foooooof
      @foooooof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That sounds like you are going to do highly inappropriate things with a minor

    • @Alex-ci1nt
      @Alex-ci1nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@foooooof especially if he follows it up with the explanation that it’s for “unethical science”

    • @featherycoffee1401
      @featherycoffee1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's sounds like an awful inside joke that nobody think will he funny, do it.

    • @Jaconian
      @Jaconian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alex-ci1nt Followed by, "I saw it on TH-cam, it's fine."

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I think it's worth noting that the steps of the hero's journey that Campbell came up with were less of a guide for how to write a story and more of a pattern that he noticed consistently appeared in stories and folklore. It's not how you're supposed to write a story, it's just how a lot of people have written stories.

  • @ssomethingorother5493
    @ssomethingorother5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    11:43 I love how confused, concerned and terrified this cameraman looks

  • @nah4437
    @nah4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    SPOILERS
    Pretty accurate prediction. Sora fails, Riku cuts his hair, and Kairi continues to not matter

    • @patatapatosa
      @patatapatosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      can someone tell me if this is legit?

    • @cherubin7th
      @cherubin7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@patatapatosa Yes totally

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Patata Patosa I mean there’s some time travel shit that goes on? I think? Sora fails, his heart gets banished to some weird mirror realm, then he pulls his heart back together, and undoes the failure, then succeeds but at a harrowing cost.
      He doesn’t get norted tho

    • @mateuscarvalho3870
      @mateuscarvalho3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@patatapatosa Sora doesn't fail, but he dies, so he fails at having a life I guess

    • @julypow
      @julypow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mateuscarvalho3870 why am i laughing so much lol

  • @haroohi8839
    @haroohi8839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Brian singing "Simple and Clean" is something I never thought I ffffFUCKING NEEDED-

    • @losfell18
      @losfell18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He needs to do a full cooovvvveeeerrr

    • @PinTal_
      @PinTal_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRUH HOLY FUCK YES

    • @garnetgarcia3287
      @garnetgarcia3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please

    • @josephThaPimp
      @josephThaPimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@losfell18 a cover in that same mumble

  • @quinngaines389
    @quinngaines389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Dream Drop Bucket be hitting different now

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @PerfectBrom
    @PerfectBrom ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Y'know, overall he actually got really close. Kairi DID continue to not matter and Riku DID cut his hair. Sora also didn't seal the darkness, and had some weird fuckery happen to him. Didn't get norted but he did get screwed over

  • @DjCutman
    @DjCutman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    Great tutorial Polygon i finally understand how to nort a boy

    • @fanguchiha194
      @fanguchiha194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Xehanort was originally created by someone explaining the plot of Kingdom Hearts to a person, inadvertently norting that person who then went back in time to create the series. The for realsies plot is to nort the entire universe and then commit seppuku so everyone goes to Kingdom Hearts together, turning it into Kingdom Xehanort. Immediately followed by the infinite nort circle jerk.

    • @consensusg9226
      @consensusg9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. Btw, I miss ya, and my channel was partially inspired by you! Even painted my living room green so I could key-out and rock-out.

    • @KibbyCreekwood
      @KibbyCreekwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genuinely, best line in this.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Nort a boy” is now a term among the KH Community

  • @morton_slc
    @morton_slc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    Dear Polygon upper management and corporate overlords,
    This man here, this magnificent man, is the reason I subscribed to the TH-cam channel. His videos are great. I think he deserves a raise.
    Best wishes,
    A white male between the ages of 18 and 40.

    • @johnanimelord9976
      @johnanimelord9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol, that's a out pretty big range

    • @alexajeanne9
      @alexajeanne9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Same wishes from a female age to be determined

    • @joy411ful
      @joy411ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Also a nerdy black female between the ages of 18 and 35

    • @morton_slc
      @morton_slc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@johnanimelord9976 Well gotta make it easy for the advertisers ;)

    • @sonicmeerkat
      @sonicmeerkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree.
      Kind regards, a British 20 year old.

  • @temporalCaster
    @temporalCaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This unironically helped me understand the concept of the monomyth better

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Brian please come back I need to know how Smash fits in to all this

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Yeah understanding Kingdom Hearts lore is hard, but what about *_Kirby Lore_*

    • @NessAmiibo
      @NessAmiibo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Kirby lore: Kirby a good boy, loves to eat and loves his friends. Also the strongest being in the universe.

    • @2Eliishere
      @2Eliishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@NessAmiibo I would add also eldrich gods keep killing children and resurrecting their corpses.

    • @kingpopaul
      @kingpopaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WoolieVs has got you covered.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kingpopaul Woolie talked Kirby lore? Link me, I need this.

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wade Spencer
      th-cam.com/video/EIKb01oHDLo/w-d-xo.html

  • @mattparsons6813
    @mattparsons6813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I kind of thought this would end with the camera dude going "You forgot 2.8" and the other dude internally melting down.

  • @SuperLuckynumber007
    @SuperLuckynumber007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Damn. The “tall task” part in the beginning gets me every single time. 😂😂😂

  • @vita_stinky
    @vita_stinky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The BDG Journey:
    1. Start video with funny/fun intro and idea
    2. Explain the concept and building blocks you need for the idea to work
    3. Continue until you reach a middle-of-video conclusion
    4. Show a plot twist
    5. Existential crisis time :3

  • @ez8314
    @ez8314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    I've never even played kingdom hearts, but bdg is hella engaging

    • @Amaraofficial
      @Amaraofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      E Hill this is me with half of these videos

    • @bar0nv0nstrubel57
      @bar0nv0nstrubel57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. Dude's hilarious

    • @niallgraham9487
      @niallgraham9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here he still shows you what's so ridiculous about the world in a way you can relate to it's great

    • @ez8314
      @ez8314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all this is my 1st TH-cam comment that's gotten more than 5 likes 😍

  • @BrokenWingman
    @BrokenWingman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, you ask too little of me." 00:28
    Knew it was gonna be another great video right away. haha

    • @Beaniboi
      @Beaniboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caleb Howard yes. haha

  • @PyroNebula
    @PyroNebula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "That's Venetus."
    "Why?"
    Pretty much summarises why I called it a day after playing KH2.

  • @aaronstreet1054
    @aaronstreet1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    10:07 favorite part. 🤣 the sheer frustration that there’s even more ridiculous story to uncover. ‘Is it over?’ ‘No.’ ‘F%#*’

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    He tried to unravel kingdom hearts.
    But kingdom hearts unravelled him.

    • @Platina_Leaf
      @Platina_Leaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i completely agree

    • @Platina_Leaf
      @Platina_Leaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @swirlingsun
      @swirlingsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      welcome to this series

    • @SomeGlasses
      @SomeGlasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah that seems to happen a lot

    • @drawberry_jam
      @drawberry_jam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was quite a simple and clean unravelling

  • @citizenchris2455
    @citizenchris2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    4:05 Alright, I’m with you so far
    “You fight Riku who is actually possessed by Ansem, who is the heartless version of Terra-Xehanort, who was originally Terra but was then posssessed by Xehanort”.
    Okay.

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Okay, I believe you.

    • @cinnamonkittamon
      @cinnamonkittamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A doublt nort, or as I like to call it, a Norton update

  • @DrFrankenMax
    @DrFrankenMax ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your.... villain tridecagon... has just PERFECTLY described my villain's plot in my homebrew DnD world.
    You... you fucking cracked it.
    You madman.

  • @ajcrush
    @ajcrush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how in most of these videos we see Brian’s sanity go on a downward spiral, only to restart and repeat this cycle in the next one.

  • @Thegameslayer2yt
    @Thegameslayer2yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    It's ironic that the main theme of kingdom hearts is called simple and clean

    • @zanderlaitinen7109
      @zanderlaitinen7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's just the theme for KH1 and is sometimes used to pinpoint the events surrounding it. KH2 and KH3 have different themes.

    • @subtlegong2817
      @subtlegong2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The theme for most of the series is “Sanctuary”, which is what you will want when you spend all of 2020 playing every Kingdom Hearts game on your game play channel. The amount of claims from Disney alone may have given me an ulcer

  • @Violetcas97
    @Violetcas97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    BDG's hair is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character

    • @OKieYoSHigHhost
      @OKieYoSHigHhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts.

    • @AndrewFallows
      @AndrewFallows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's also the hottest enemy in Castlevania

    • @lastbutnotleon
      @lastbutnotleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shane's Book Corner saaaameee

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Union Cross isn't important"
    Nomura: Hahahahahahaha. Yes it fucking is!

  • @brianstephens8337
    @brianstephens8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "or like jk rowling's twitter"
    well then I simply choose not to consume historical background

  • @emily-re5jo
    @emily-re5jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "Kiari will continue to not matter" this HURT

    • @oKuma5335
      @oKuma5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and still so accurate

    • @Inter_Tidal
      @Inter_Tidal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But she really doesn't it. She not only does not matter but she has no personality either. You can't even like her if you wanted to

  • @ProjectDestati
    @ProjectDestati 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    This is unbelievably funny
    "Ven(tus) diagram" _nice_

    • @firstnamelastname4808
      @firstnamelastname4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh you gotta check "sea salt trio medley","ultimate darkness medley" and "scala ad caelum" osts in kingdom hearts 3, they are fire

    • @cadr003
      @cadr003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oyyy its Destati!

    • @CROSSFADEEDAFE
      @CROSSFADEEDAFE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Xemnas" >>>>>> "Mansex."

    • @dantio3195
      @dantio3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved that too :D

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even catch that, lol

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I dissociated throughout most of the video and I feel like I understand it as much as someone who was listening intently.

    • @oriongurtner7293
      @oriongurtner7293 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A cursory read through the comment section would tell you that you probably understand it _more_ by having not paid attention
      Which is the typical Kingdom Heats experience: you'll understand it better if you don't pay any attention

  • @ToaArcan
    @ToaArcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Kairi will continue to not matter."
    Well, he certainly got one thing right.

  • @natalie7851
    @natalie7851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    this is both a great example of why the Hero’s Journey works and a great example of why the Hero’s Journey DOESN’T work. you managed to fit a complex literary thesis and its converse in a single video about a Disney game series. how.

    • @PupDeLaTart
      @PupDeLaTart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      By completely glazing over all the stories and focusing on the least interesting character: Sora. But it works :)

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PupDeLaTart Because he's the hero of the story

  • @shallowgod5539
    @shallowgod5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Brian can you list all of the malpractices Phoenix Wright has committed?

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think Phoenix Wright can commit malpractice--that would require him to actually be a doctor.
      Not that I am not saying Phoenix Wright has not done some shady medical practice stuff... but those would be listed as something completely different.

    • @stanconnorstan4266
      @stanconnorstan4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not necessarily malpractice, maybe just anything that would be illegal or improper in a court of law

    • @johng.9144
      @johng.9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@NimhLabs Malpractice is a bit of a blanket term for misconduct or negligence committed by a few different professions (one of them being lawyers, and also architects apparently). It's not exclusive to doctors.

    • @moresothanyou
      @moresothanyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Phoenix wright set in US? If not it's kinda a moot point, law differ from country to country.

    • @shallowgod5539
      @shallowgod5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elo Hagai Sembiring Does Japan not have laws or something? I think you’re the one with a moot point. Also I’m pretty certain it’s set LA and use a mix of American and Japanese laws.

  • @snakshak9061
    @snakshak9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    its funny how i learned more about the monomyth in this video than in hour and a half of my english class

  • @stygian6642
    @stygian6642 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brian is the personification of all the best parts of Tumblr

  • @clecanadalawexplained6330
    @clecanadalawexplained6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Very funny video. I loved how you simultaneously made fun of the absurdity of Kingdom Hearts and showed the limits of the hero’s journey as a tool of literary analysis.

    • @austinbryan6759
      @austinbryan6759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I think it's a great tool for individual games in the series but when you take into account other games there's too many variables

    • @clecanadalawexplained6330
      @clecanadalawexplained6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taki yeet Well, I haven’t read either so once you’ve finished both I expected a fully annotated comparative essay on the two relying on analytical tool set developed in this video as a framework.

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a clever lad.

    • @NathanielBarlam
      @NathanielBarlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@takiyeet6946 Going to be a big book nerd here, but you mentioned Ulysses (my favorite novel) so here goes. Campbell's monomyth is based on his reading of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake, not Ulysses. The word monomyth is directly taken from FW, and one of Campbell's first books was an analysis of FW. So this video unfortunately won't help you understand Ulysses, but it might help a little with understanding Finnegans Wake?
      If you do want to read Ulysses (which I can't recommend enough) I suggest reading Dubliners and then Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, preferably in editions with footnotes/endnotes. Before reading Ulysses you should read through The Odyssey and Hamlet, though any additional Shakespeare plays can be helpful as Joyce alludes to a lot of them throughout his novel. There are many editions of Ulysses, I suggest getting one that says it is the revised edition that is the complete and unabridged text as corrected and reset in 1961 (I would avoid the Gabler edition of Ulysses). Alongside Ulysses you should try to get a copy of Ulysses Annotated by Don Gifford (I also enjoyed The New Bloomsday Book by Harry Blamires for some extra annotation). I suggest reading the novel out loud and trying to go between the annotations and the main text. It takes some getting used to, reading two or three books at once, but it is honestly my favorite book and well worth the effort!

    • @NathanielBarlam
      @NathanielBarlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@takiyeet6946 thanks, I'll keep that in mind :)

  • @chuchisneko
    @chuchisneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "Haha, I got this!" the cocky man said 15 min before descending into madness

    • @maryofbears6252
      @maryofbears6252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BDG is the truest representation of Aristotle's Tragic Hero formula I have ever seen. His hubris was his downfall!

  • @saltefan5925
    @saltefan5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dream Drop distance is literally just an extension of "Seizing the sword"
    Sora and Riku go to sleeping worlds (one of the timelines are also inception material) in order to gain even more powerful in the face of an enemy that is also gathering more might.

  • @1rainbowstrike426
    @1rainbowstrike426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I recently got into KH, and after every game I would review this video. And honestly, it’s a little horrifying how much this video starts to makes sense the further I go

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "You nort a boy."

  • @mothcub
    @mothcub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    "crossing the threshold, or as true literary critics call it, boarding the gummi ship" - me entering the bathroom

    • @mothcub
      @mothcub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @camdencoven I'm coming for you.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watch a mothcub video, and then I watch a BDG video to get away from the devastating power of mothcub, except she's in the comment section, so it didn't really work.

    • @mothcub
      @mothcub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MisterAppleEsq You can't escape me.

    • @mothcub
      @mothcub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @camdencoven Of course ;-)

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +@camdencoven The notification didn't have the strikethrough for me, so I was confused as to what “a cult extremely online” meant.

  • @fortunatesoul12
    @fortunatesoul12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I know the Star Wars mention was a joke bit, but between the attempted Time Travel in Rebels, the multiple failures across the franchise and trying to nort a boy (and girl) in Rise of Skywalker, it seems Palpatine follows pretty much the Villain's Tridecagon

  • @TheName983
    @TheName983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When I heard him say, "Thirteen-sided shape" I lost my shit

  • @Banjeoin
    @Banjeoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The stress of making this video briefly caused Brian's heart to separate from his body, birthing his Nobody who's named "Evil Radiant Bird BXG".
    The BXG stands for "Brian Xehanort Gilbert" 'cause that's a boy who's been Norted.

    • @mickaelfrimann
      @mickaelfrimann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Baxrian Dixvad Belxgert*

    • @MikoSquiz
      @MikoSquiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surely you mean Vain Girdled Rabbit X.

  • @22Vnnami
    @22Vnnami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    1/12 Introduction into the ordinary world: Brian comes into work on a fresh, quiet Monday morning, as if himself a spring babe, ignorant of the mammoth task about to be set before him.
    2/12 Call to Adventure: “Brian, the fans are clamoring for a recap of the Kingdom Hearts storyline, and we’d better strike while the iron’s hot with only days before the release of Kingdom Hearts 3!”
    3/12: Refusal of the Call: After sorting through countless fan theories and KH wiki pages Brian has a meltdown and realizes the story is completely absurd and that there’s something missing from his understanding.
    4/12 Meeting the Mentor: Brian meets with his most battle-hardened Kingdom Hearts fan-friends to seek clarification for the mess that is the KH story. He only becomes more confused.
    5/12 Crossing the Threshold: Brian begins making his heroes’ journey outline for the KH franchise, a task he’s all too eager to get over with. “How bad could a story full of Disney characters be,” he thinks as if to comfort himself.
    6/12 Tests, allies, enemies: Brian begins to layout the heroes journey through Kingdom Hearts which seems almost a simple task, at first.
    7/12: Reaching the innermost Cave: Brian rediscovers that the prequels and interquels and presequels and pre-interquel-sequel-sequels are a thing.
    8/12 Enduring the Supreme Ordeal: Trying to connect all the nonsense together almost brings Brian to his knees as he discovers he is still missing a piece of the puzzle.
    9/12: Seizing the Sword: Discovering the villains tridecagon; norting a boy; hilarity ensues.
    10/12 The Road Back: Brian feels confident he’s finally found the variable he needed to have true understanding of Kingdom Hearts and all its lore, though truly deep down he realized he had only sunk lower into the hellish pit of madness.
    11/12 Resurrection: Brian returns to work and finds a simple message on his desk, “let your heart be your guiding key.” He immediately burns it, understanding the implications it could potentially boast and his near final descent into his own world of darkness.
    12/12 Return with the Elixer: Kingdom Hearts 3 is released with a 4th on the way. Brian knows they’ll want a new video when they release it after the inevitability of dozens more sequels, interquels, prequels, and prequel-interquel-sequels. But how will he respond to the call?

    • @ikkue
      @ikkue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Why isn’t this pinned

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ikkue You’re so right

    • @Aulumos42
      @Aulumos42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This is as crazy and convoluted as Brian David Gilbert himself. It is Perfection

    • @tubeuser2222
      @tubeuser2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was so perfectly written ahahahah omg

    • @xGNEPx
      @xGNEPx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a fucking legend.

  • @missilelaunched
    @missilelaunched 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:38 atlas forced to hold up the sky on his shoulders as punishment by zeus after the titans are defeated during the titanomachy

  • @DaFoolish_one
    @DaFoolish_one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:50
    Yeah.... About that...
    Mighhhhhhhhhht be a little more important than we thought.