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What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard? - r/AskReddit
First bully getting roasted by a second bully
- there's always a bigger fish
Not when your the biggest
The Ironmonkey gaylol
this is getting out of hand, not there are two of them!
Bigger the fish smaller the dick.....
Sowr Temper Lmao
Had a girl make fun of me for having a crush on her when we where younger, I simply said "what can I say, I use to have bad taste."
She still hates me.
Wish I could come back with that when it happened to me haha
This is why she made fun of you
You're a animal 😂😂
Boi thank you I'll use this in the future
Preparing for the worst and saving this one
You know that moment when someone says something insulting but you have no response...
Then you stare at a wall for a bit and realize all the things you could’ve said😳
Yesss so true
is this a personal attack
Yes but it happens hours later for me
I hate that
O the savage ideas come after that.
Feeble minded normie: Haha you’re adopted
Me, an intellectual:At least I was wanted
Amazing!
You stole this from my mom
That is the best burn my dude
for ppl that dont get this his parents wanted him
You got this completely wrong.
It’s: at least my parents chose me. Yours were stuck with you.
Most people who have a child obviously wanted it.
When someone roasted me, I had my comeback like 20 minutes later
Relatable
@@Yohan421-e5g af
I would get mine 2 weeks later!!
@@Strawberrypocky911 that's sad
:(
Super Efficace // I can confirm the above statement works. There is nothing to counter a “No u” other than a “No u”, if they do counter you again with it then it gets to the point where the last person to say it, wins.
*Whenever I shower I always recreate arguments except I have better points and I’m winning.*
that will never happen again
Oh my gosh me too
This is me
Yep
That's so me
My friend, Tyler: “anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid”
My other friend, Ryan: “Tyler”
That made me laugh the heck out of me
@@user-lc8tx8oe6t i dunno what that has to do with anything
@@user-lc8tx8oe6t i mean,what does that name has to do with your heart attack
@tanvi lets just end this short discussion
This thread has a beautiful execution
Bully: go to hell
Me: why? You getting lonely down there?
Underrated 😂
Once online gamer told me go to hell, i said why is your mother there?
Good
@@suryaprakash-rm3nf No it's actually your mom but I'll go to hell for you to keep her company
Imma use this for the ppl who are both homophobic and overly religious (don't hate on me bc I am rlly religious, it's family culture but I'm not homophobic)
message of the video: everyone's got better comebacks than me
LOL
same
Please re5dit cosa nostra dont take away my 5 karma, pls dont give me a offer i cant refuse
Nobody has better comebacks than churchill
@@itsme2313 I've always loved the stories of his comebacks.
People online who can't argue their point so just start correcting grammar are so annoying, but that classroom grammar correction was deadly.
*proceeds to correct grammar just to annoy you*
DoEs tHiS aNnOy yOu, kArEn?
Tbh the Redditor hyped it up so much I thought “is that it?”’ 🙃
@Sean Thomas Actually instead of "they" I would have changed it to "and so just start" to better preserve original sentence structure and meaning
@@cowgirl5155 add a period boi
@@elmothewise3915
The addition of correct capitalization and a "period boi" would be fantastic for your lousy attempts to become one of our own, The Grammar Nazis.
Guy:says insult
Me who just watched this video: *I'm bout to end this man's whole career*
U mean life?lol
k
*_a n d t h e n y o u f o r g e t E V E R Y T H I N G_*
@@lancetheking7524 ^
‘It was Adam and Eve not Adam and steve’
I think you need to Adam and leave
I was a shrimps kid with glasses and some big ol bald bully kid said
“It’s Harry Potter, he’s gonna turn us into frogs”
I replied
“It’s Shrek, he’s gonna squeeze the jelly from our eyes”
Shrek is nothing but a meme.
@@memesandhoi2924 YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE CURSED WORDS. ARREST HIM
I would have said "no need, you already are frogs" if I had the brains
XD
that's a compliment hun! I would have responded with "Well makes sense, I'm speaking with a snake." or "I don't need to turn you into a frog, you already are one"
Nobody:
Me: **writing down notes for the next time someone insults me**
LOL same
MOOD
I know right LOL same
Sane
This is at 666 likes rn and i refuse to like it.
Trashtalker:**exist**
Comebacks:Im about to end this man's whole career
I don't get it.
CCornelius
You live under a rock
*_OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!_*
@@CenturianCornelious ;-;
What Career... oh ye they have no career
Person: “what are you now, the trash whisperer?”
Me: “yep, or how else would I talk to you?”
Good one bro
I don't understand this insult and comeback please help me get this. 😂
@@legendarytronic7774 theyre a trash whisperer, so by saying the comeback they are saying the person is trash lmao
@@cloudwarren6919 Ohhhh LOL
@@cloudwarren6919 Thanks for Helping me understand this.
My brother’s girlfriend asked me, “are you gay?” and I responded with, “Why are you recruiting?”
I cant stop thinking of the meme lol
When you think of a comeback in the shower with a argument with yourself 😂😂
SAME
THIS IS SO TRUE
Thats sooooo meee
...guess this happens lol
Yes 😂
No one:
Redditor: Class absolutely loses their minds
Just another type of "And then everyone clapped".
Half of these posts feel like they were written by middle schoolers
r/ thathappened
It's not like everyone in the fucking city laugh nah its just the 1 on 1
I’m the only one who doesn’t understand the “nobody: ” things
Person: You are the reason I feel tall
Me: And you are the reason I feel smart
Will remain my best comeback ever
Kinda sad that THAT is your best comeback
@@LogShaw1587 Kinda sad that you had to put down this guy’s comment just to make yourself look better.
@@iAnonymous877 who said I wanna look good
Once my teacher said to check our work for mistakes. I broke my pencil and the jerk next to me was like "yoU JuST MaDe a MIstAKe" to be annoying. I said I'm not your mom. 🤣
I dont get it
@@user-cd1sy8mt5d he's saying that his mom made a mistake which was the bully
@@Tunic_ oooow now i get it 😅
*voice cracks intensify*
Lol none of these hold a candle to: Harry Potter: Yes
Snape: yes, s i r.
Harry: there’s no need to call me sir, professor.
????????? 👏
POTTERHEADS WHERE ARE YOUR LIKES
I don't get it
Nevermind
One of the best parts of the series 😂😂😂
My Biology teacher and I watched somebody nearly get hit by a car running across a road
He says to me “see what I mean about natural selection?”
T3.O1F5 LMAO
Where can I sign up to get your bio teacher to teach me
Omg 😂😂😂
I need that bio teacher
That must've been "tiring"
Lets say that I was not the most attractive person in school. One time, I walked in the hallway and this girl simply said: ew.
I responded by saying: That's what your mother said when you came out.
I agree with your name, I am a female, and I still agree that the fact women are saying they're so much better, and the men should worship the ground they walk on, is wrong, I think women should be treated equally as men, but only the ones who deserve it, there are some real bitches out there, same with males. I rest my case, sorry to bother you.
*THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*
Shots fired!!!!!
Just bring an uno reverse card wherever you go so when someone insults you or anything you just pull the card out
That would be epic
i have one
I actually do this 🤣🤣
ill bring the 4 colors, to make things more cooler
Lord Explosion Murder same
Everyone: The greatest comeback ever conceived is No U
Me, An Intellectual: *Nay Thee*
I applaud you, soldier
I had just been given the most modern middle-age comeback ever. Bless the holy Jesus.
*pulls out an uno reverse card*
checkmate
*Todoroki*
*_NANI?!_*
saw this on redditt
"you make about as much as a garbage man"
"well at least the trash they handle doesnt talk back"
OH BOY
Oh wow
OOOOOH
LMFAO IM DYING
+100 honor
Naomi The Not so iconic shishter “Everyone liked that”.
When I was playing Minecraft with a Friend, a Random kid said “ur gay” to us, My friend’s response was:
“I’m straighter than the Pole your mother dances on.”
*DESTRUCTION 100*
*OOF SIZE*
Im gonna use this even though I am the opposite of straight
heard it 10000 times lol.
you copied that from that indian pwedipie video
Man: “Sir! That’s my wife! You should be ashamed!”
Groucho Marx: “If that’s your wife, YOU should be ashamed!”
No one:
Literally no one:
People who watched this video: writing notes *INTENSIFIEs*
Ah shit dropped my Sharpie
**scribbles furiously**
*Write that down, write that down!*
Fatz S.Z didn’t need to expose me like that
Ahh! My pen is out of ink, guys do you have a spare pen?
My teeth are also like stars... yellow and far apart from each other
Sorryyyy 😂
I didn't understand the star comeback, can someone explain?
#YourIQDoesn'tMeanShitToMe Dentures
@@ninjaemperor5533 Ahhh, God damn I wouldn't even remotely have figured that out. Makes complete sense, thank you.
#YourIQDoesn'tMeanShitToMe Welcome
Friend: **insults me**
3 years later
Me: **finally though of a great comeback during shower**
"This is why when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering"
"This is the result of your mom dropping you on your head."
"It took a billion years for your brain to evolve, but you're too stupid to use it once."
"When you were born, the doctor saw your face, and then he slapped your mother."
"Every single word you utter lowers the collective IQ of humanity."
Yesss🤣🤣😂
I wonder how many of these are just comebacks people thought of 24 hours later while showering.
80 percent of them are lies
I usually think of comebacks in the shower bcs i’m a pussy ass bitch
My teachers comeback was real read the second comment on the video.
At least us viewers might be able to use these someday.
@@BetterEggsOfficial lol
this video: *exists*
me: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Charles the French reference?
About to use this when I go back to school lol 😂😂😂
Guy 1: Guy 2 has the smallest d*** in the world
Guy 2: Awkwardly looks around
Me: at least he's got one
Awesome 😂😂
a comeback for another person
XD
“You’re ugly!”
“I guess we got something in common”
It should've been something like: go get your eyes checked and stop mixing me up with yo mama 😂
I once threw a cable and missed its box.
A guy said "great aim" sarcastically
I reply "that's why you don't have a lil brother"
DAT DERPYSWAG F in chat for that guy 😵
Goddam it I am using that
Oof that was a good one
Remember that roast is only good if the person you're using it on actually wants or wished at one point a younger sibling.
F
The greatest comeback in the universe is...
"no u"
Uno reverse
@@angelinajackson7684 no u
all fun in games until they hit you with that No W
Ok
Ok
Me: *watches video*
“WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
Charles the French quotes are turning into memes, aren't they?
Trie
True*
@@lIIlIIIlIIlII uhm no it wasn't. Anybody can write this tf.
I wanna like, but it's at 69
4:10 I once heard over a similiar story, but with the dude saying:
"your teeth are like stars, because they are bright yellow and far away from each other"
Once, in third grade, my english teacher sent a condescending note home pinned to my shirt, explaining how I was not paying attention in class, and that as my parents it was their responsibility to ensure that my performance was up to her high-quality standards. My mother, a substitute english teacher herself, filled the note with a few well placed small red circles. At the top, in the same red ink, she wrote, "SUBJECT/VERB AGREEMENT!"
BEST MOTHER EVER
we need to know what the teachers reaction was man.
Don't leave us hanging dawg... How did the fricking teacher respond?
That's totally the kind of thing I'd do, because bad spelling and grammar makes me really fucking irritated (the next person I see writing "should of" instead of "should've" is getting STABBED IN THE EYES!). When my now ex-girlfriend and I broke up, she sent me an email a couple days later FULL of spelling and grammatical errors, just because she knew it would make me tick. It was so petty, but when I look back on it now, I laugh.
Neighbor told me "eh someone stole my I'd"
Me " who would want to be you
Steve Conor that’s not a comeback, that’s a roast.
@@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207 not even
....was I supposed to laugh?
My Latina aunt: and where's your boyfriend honey?
Me: and where's your green card Aunty?
Damn, now THAT is a comeback, I’m Irish and I still get it noice
this happened at my school and I didnt like my vice principal cause he liked walking into the girls bathroom so he stopped me in the hallway
him - what's your name
me - *says name* but my friends call me *says nickname*
him - ok hi *says nickname*
me - I said my friends
after that I walk away leaving him stunned behind me he never talked to me again after that
Why TF would he do that
I didn't get it :(
Dim mary VP is not her friend
@@_JustAnotherKid__ omg I just remembered posting this comment. middle school me was so 😖 idk what was wrong with me. I'm so glad I'm past that edgy middle schooler faze. that was 6th grade me that said that and. (and I said that a couple yrs ago)
Gordom roasted by his OWN DAUGHTER? Only in the Ramsay family folks.
he got roasted like a prime rib
He deserves it.Think about how much he roasted and how many times he boiled
How much linginge are you useing????!!!
@@hvymtlrightybrent7339,what?
These comments are USELESS FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
guy: i have 10 times as many friends as you
me: 10 times 0 is still 0
guy: well then
Self destruction 100
Sometimes, you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good.
That’s so motherfucking hilarious😋😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😎😎😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😂😂😂😂😂
Suicide vest
Kamikaze by words. You end yourself but also end the guy
This one’s from Harry Potter:
Harry: Yes.
Snape: Yes SIR!
Harry: There’s no need to call me sir, professor.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
This guy: Winston ChUr KiLl
Oh the irony of a British robot voice mispronouncing “Churchill”
Some of the comments on here are cringe worthy but this is made my day, thank you.
Edit: not sarcasm, I mean it, that is well spotted.
That was funny, I cringed 😂
Churkill
that last one got me dying xD, the guy doesnt see that as savage? most calm comeback ever, proves it wasnt him, then just that flat diss
great.
I was in drama and my class was playing improv. One kid hesitated and just blurted out "my girlfriend broke up with me" and another kid said "I can see why" I was thinking I could see why also 😂
In my elementary school (last year)
A friend of mine had a HUGE grudge with this one girl my whole entire friend group hated (including me).
She then brought all of her friend and we started screaming at each other. The girl we all hated started roasting us and it turned into a “roasting battle.”
I still remember my comeback to this day. It’s pretty bad, but I’m proud because she got so offended over it.
One of my friends in our group is really pretty compared to “the girl we hate” (I’m not saying her name) and she said that to her and then the girl we hate she said “roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?”
I was so pissed she said that to my friend, because she was OBVIOUSLY much prettier than her so I blurted out “roses are red, violets are blue, you’re a b*tch, and we know it too” she was so angry at me after that, and even though it wasn’t a good roast, I’m still proud of it, lol.
Plus, all the roasts she got were from google. How pathetic can you get?
"Aren't those A cups for kids"
JESUS CHRIST. 🔥
Nexius can u please explain? Idk what A cup is
@@a-ha4940 Better virgin than get STD or pregnant tho.
I am a teacher and believe me, I wish some people doesn't have sex at all.
Kid 1: "Don't copy my answer"
Kid 2: "Don't worry I wont, I wouldn't want to get it wrong after all"
Whack
Kid 1:" exactly,so don't"
That's what I would say
Kid 1: **shook**
Kid 1: *Sad noises*
Kid 1: *triggerd*
This happened on the bus. It was Halloween and most ppl were in costumes. One of my friends was wearing a bunch of robes (She was from harry potter or something) And she was sweating bc the bus was really crowded, plus it was very hot outside and inside and they were wearing robes.
The conversation went like this:
Bully: "Who here smells like sh* ?" staring at my friend to signify it was her.
Me: "Who here looks like sh* ?" All the while giving him a death stare.
He went back to his seat and didn't speak for the rest of the bus ride.
One i saw in a csgo yt video: "Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder y u look so disgusting?(something like that)"
and the guy says
"Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder y natural selection hasn't weeded you out yet?"
Once I heard two girls arguing
"Why am I even your friend?"
"Because there is no-one else who likes you!"
Ooooh thats gotta hurt.
it’s just “no one” you don’t need the hyphen
thats actually touching
I mean if you think about it it also works as a compliment. “Because Im the only one whi likes you”
Lol when I was joking around with my sister playing video games and I said "gEt oN mY lEvEl bRo"
She said, " *but it hurts bending to my knees.* "
Woah... that doesn't sound right.
@@user-pb8iy7on7p Yeah... Just reread it....
r/cursedcomments
@@sriramn1809 yeah XD
I hate getting notified of replies to this comment. Everytime I read the original comment I think of a loli saying "Daddy, but it hurts bending to my knees"
here’s a comeback i heard
so there was this kid who always writes in his journal however the teacher called his name to answer a question and he’s writing she picks it up and starts to read what he wrote
however he misspelled a world and this was ela class and the teacher said “do you want me to redirect you to the elementary school” and he says “do you want me to redirect you to the cotton field” (the teacher was black)
he got expelled but i still see him at some point
pepperoni pizza lmao u narrow minded kid
pepperoni pizza Would u let a teacher discourage u like that?
pepperoni pizza Even blacks call each other Nigga today, doesn't really offend them anymore.
pepperoni pizza what he said meant more as a joke than anything else imo.
@@stellawu7959 and the teacher was also joking... imagine if you were raped...now, if you jokingly say to someone 'please don't draw anymore' does that give them a right to say 'shut up or I'll send you back in his bedroom' ? Because you discouraged him?😑 Try to understand the seriousness of situations.
Once there was a girl in my class. She called me a nerd at end of PE class. I responded "since nerds are smart, you told me I am smart so thank you". She went craaazyyyy.
Also, there was another chick who wore some handmade chocker. Honestly, she looked like a striptisette (tell me in comments how to spell it). I wore oversized "man" shirt with Star Wars logo on it. She asked me "you know you are wearing a man's shirt?" I responded "yes, but at least I dont wear something striptisette's do". She didn't complain about my clothes after that lmao
wtf did i write 2 years ago
@@sectoid-with-internet-access LMAO
No one:
Seriously, no one:
Robot voice: C H U R K I L L
Aaaaaaunt
Where is that
@@kookiessuga6523 0:37
"Nobody likes you, CJ."
*"Nobody loves you, Max."*
Watched this vid yesterday but came back to comment cuz I made an epic comeback at an annoying kid today at recess.
Basically me and my friends were sitting in a circle chatting and snacking, and this annoying group of guys playing football got close to where we were and the ball almost hit us, but our friend (we’ll call him “J”) caught the ball right before it hit my friend’s face. However it slipped out of his grip and fell to the ground behind him. Then everyone playing football turned to yell at him for interrupting their game so me being me said, “DON’T BLAME HIM JUST BECAUSE HE’S A BETTER FOOTBALL PLAYER THAN YOU ARE!” Really loudly in hopes of embarrassing J. However the most annoying kid out of all the ones playing football snapped back, “He didn’t even catch the ball!” And so off the top of my head I yelled, “WELL NEITHER DID YOU, HUH?” And my friends and the footballers started going “ooooooh!!!” And the annoying kid turned red and started muttering something along these lines: “Well at least my skin ... hot ... red ... not transparent ... like yours ...” or something and the footballers started to move away, but I pointed to him and said to my friends loud enough for him to hear, “When you struggle to think of a comeback.”
EDIT: I’ve never felt so powerful in my life. 😎
One time I was in university, and I was playing the piano (yeah, I do that, deal with it) and this guy walks up to me and goes: "remember when gay kids didn't play the piano?" And then I replied with: "remember when gay kids didn't exist? And then YOU showed up." The guy walked away, red as a lobster lol
Some spicy comebacks.
Enough to feed a entire crew.
Casual works an* ....i have standards
M. Black Capital I* I also have some standards
I have a feeling this could have been a r/woosh bait lol
@@titobungo01 Nah, just a honest mistake.
So you had enough fatso? 🤔
"takes one to know one" and "i know you are but what am i" will forever be classics and my go-to no matter my age.
No offense but I find those cheap
I agree it’s a classic, but I think “I know you are but what am I” doesn’t make sense and makes you look like the real idiot in any situation. By far my least comeback
@@wellshoot Yeah I font understand that one.
@@wellshoot - I agree. And I hate anything that was ever said by Peewee Herman.
Him:your mom gay
Me: which one?
Sister: "You're a potato!"
Me: "What? Are you talking about the chips at the bottom of the bag? *because that'd be you"*
Man bothering King Demaratus of Sparta: “Who is the most exemplary Spartan?”
Demaratus: “He that is least like you.”
"Why do you keep on tweeting nonsense?"
"Not at all. I never tweeted your life."
Me: “Well I think-“
My sister: “I didn’t ask for your opinion”
Me: “And I didn’t ask you to listen.”
Hehe
Kid: draws stupid picture of a guy
Kid: shoves it in my face
Kid: "it's a mirror!"
Me: "no, it's a window"
Note that I have commented this elsewhere, it is not stolen.
ahh that is so smart
This mans IQ transcended spacetime.
Medal time!
Not quite a comeback but my history teacher is known for being one of the chillest people in campus, one day this guy replied to a question by using the classic “your wife” joke.
Everyone thought it was a clear suspension, except the teacher, who gave him a candy and said it was a good one
"He died of food poisoning sometime that afternoon."
@@sirsupesafro7637 LMAO
So he’s soft
City Nights Vaporwave maybe a little, but probably not as much as your brain.
Feudela stupidest comeback I’ve ever heard
I always get really flustered in the moment and can’t roast but then afterwards I’m like damn it why didn’t I think of that
My greatest comeback was when I was like 8 and this boy walked up to me and said "you're gay" and I answered "you're lesbian, unless there's something I don't know".
(I'm from Poland and the term "gay" is used with boys, I'm a girl)
You've corrupted my sweet personality by giving me an incipient desire to ruin some poor fools whole career.
once my fried was getting told “i am a savage you are below average” (something like that) and he said back “you have an iq of a cabbage” and he became so cool at that moment
OoOooOOooOoOooOoOo roasted
God damn that was the most cringiest comeback ever.
@@maxstone2380 do you have a better one?
@@walinut6443 Nope.
@@maxstone2380 -.- exactly
I don't get angry easily. Some random dudes from my class tried to make me angry but I just talked back calmly. They got triggered but I still remained calm and just walked away, as if nothing happened. They were triggered because they didn't got the reaction, they wanted. During this whole situation I could care less about them
someone *rolling their eyes at me * me " keep rolling those eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there"
I fifth grade a kid was bothering me and acting like I had a crush on him. 'I'm iN a coMmITtEd ReLaTiOnShIp'
'with what? Your hand?'
I’ve heard that before
Greatest comeback I ever had was when I was having a roast battle against my brother. He doesn’t know how to roast so here’s how it went:
Brother: you already know who won! (Points to himself)
Me: ya, the participation award.
Hal-bal Gaming that was amazing
That's good lol
Lol
I thought I was the only one who had roast battles with my siblings lol 😂 I’m glad I have someone to relate to. XD
a surviv.io player I see
My insults at school: Ur mom
My insults when in talking to the bottles of shampoo: *every roast in this video*
*"WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"*
Me: Shut up
Bully: Make me
Me: I DONT MAKE TRASH
I don't make trash
I fucking burn it
Bully: "I know, but your parents do."
Me: "I've heard better insults from Windows error messages."
@@Lumanova lmfao
Payton 6 months ago isnt a long time
@@Lumanova LMAO
8:05
And that was the last day Karen showed up to school.
Fallingout EMS oOf
You know I immediately click this so I can prep myself on any future insults.
There’s this one kid that annoys me so much. He’s one of those ‘popular boys’ that think so highly of themselves. Anyway, he holds the door for me and a few of my friends- Not because he wanted to, but because he had just opened the door and we were walking that way.
The boy, rudely: “No thank you, or anything?”
Me: “Well, I’m not thankful for you, so.”
He was speechless.
My friends and I laughed at that. It felt good, honestly.
So on one of the class field trips for my grade while I was still in middle school, I happened to be paired with this super annoying kid that I hated. He always made sexual noises and was distracting in class. We were walking around the theme park/carnival and he kept bragging to the group how he'd finally gotten this certain girl to date him. Without skipping a beat, I replied "Damn, [certain girl] has to raise her standards. Everyone, including the group supervisor, laughed. The kid looked REALLY surprised, considering I was kinda the dorky outcast at that school. Idk not the best burn I've ever pulled off but definitely felt the best
I have the exact same type kid in my class. Typical rich boy, blonde and tanned. Always makes sexual noises in class while looking at specific girls to embarrass them. And so he's been roasted a few times by dorks too.
Ye
Math teacher: This side is 6 inches long
Me: *laughs* 6 inches *giggles*
Teacher: you don’t even know what 6 inches is
Ohhhhhh roastedddd
This just makes me think of how my homemade dildo, made to go as far up as possible, is about a foot long, with 1-2 inches sticking out when fully inserted.
@@JanMaynz ok then...
@@liagamer4265 ...I blame autism @~@
@@JanMaynz HAHAHA sorry I laughed so hard at this and the reply
This kid and I got into a small argument about how many brain cells humans have. He said 100. I told him
"Maybe that's how many you have."
Fireblood Earthborn my brain: hang on, that’s just a fancy no u.
When i was a 12 yr old, someone called my house a zoo, adding "its filled with different type of animals, some toxic, some friendly."
I replied with saying that there house was a mental hospital, adding "its filled with different psychos, some toxic , some friendly"
Guy: >2 hours of roasts and insults but finally finishes<
Me: *no u*
Gf: writes a long paragraph
Bf:k
@@lenz3958 bruuuuh you get the award for the longest text 😂
Nah fam, gotta keep that uno reverse card on you at all times
FEARTHEFUNNYMAN uno reverse card only works in a game with 3 players. In a 2 player game it goes back to you
bully vs bully gave me faith in humanity
I remember a roast off between an American and an Asian and the Asian said “at least I got brains” and the American said “true, but at least I can open my eyes”
Me, an asian: To see that face? Please, I'd rather not.
Damn! There's always an Asian better than u😂😂😂
I bet it was the American who started It.
Wow Winston Churkill sure sounds like a cool dude to hang out with
@Random Bloke r/woooosh
@@mikegeoplays you really need to learn what that means.
@Random Bloke I think I would after having been on the sub before I replied to you.
@@mikegeoplays Then why are you using it wrong?
@Random Bloke I can’t say I feel like arguing with a random bloke, so sorry if I misunderstood you, have a nice day.
Teacher: question
Kid: answers wrong
Bully: ha, you failed!
Kid: nobody asked for your life story!
The entire classroom (including the teacher) was rollin
I'm guessing your a kid right?
And everyone clapped
And elon musk came in and says "You're the one"
Some kid at back room: *Dab*
South Park "now let's hear an answer from someone whos not a complete retard."
In my English 3 class, I always had a bone to pick with the teacher, who always took my sometimes-less-than-adequate roasts.
One particular day, she handed out worksheets for us to work on, which meant a quiet classroom while she did whatever she was doing on her laptop. Whatever she came across on there, it made her gasp. The whole class looked up in confusion like, “huh?”
In a split second, a savage line sprung to mind, so I asked, “Did you see your reflection or something?”
I got the biggest reaction to any of my roasts EVER. I guess the teacher wasn’t interested in punishment, because she simply shrugged it off after having an “oof” moment.
I remember I had this really crazy ex and everyone was pissed at her, she shoved a 4th grader into a brick and he was bleeding so he said "shut up ugly" like a normal 4th grader, she goes and says "don't call a girl ugly, shortie". The girls I was friends with didn't care at what he said. I say "don't call him short" and she responds with "coming from a short guy". I mock her and say in a condescending voice "don't call a girl ugly, coming from an ugly girl" she punched me in the nose and it started bleeding. Everyone is still really pissed at Jewel.