Yeah but the guys who retaliated in the argument should have just acted like adults or a logical gamer and just muted him instead of created more of a problem. You get what I mean?
the fact that the dude was locked out of his house and someone actually helped him... wholesome GAMER MOMENT EDIT: Well. New video came out. Thought I'd go watch it and thought of this.
my brother in law had a group of dudes he played with on playstation. they’d gotten to know each other decently well so they knew where they were from, and one guy had a health condition. one time they were playing and this guy gets super quiet and they hear a bunch of weird sounds, they know he has some sort of health problem and they think he’s having a seizure. my brother in law calls that guys local PD and gets medical and police there to check on him. pretty sure my brother in law damn near saved that guys life. they’re still all good friends and that guy recently had a kid and sends pictures all the time.
Yeah and they had just met. But I'm wondering where they were living in the US that they can't be outside without a jacket without dying for a period of time. Maybe I'm just ignorant because I've lived in Texas my whole life and it doesn't ever get that cold here.
I once heard a guy that was sneezing and apperantly he sneezed backwards or something because i heard a guy say "dude you f*ck*ng sneezed on me!" I couldnt stop laughing because he still didnt stop sneezing XD
I was playing ESO and accidentally pressed the attack button instead of the jump button (I was pretty new at the time) and hit a guard, and this young child comes up to me as I'm trying to dodge the guard and goes "Ma'am, do you need help?" To which I respond "Um, yeah, sure." And he starts fighting the guard and tells me to run (which I do) and he runs after me. After we were safe, he goes "Do you need any other assistance Ma'am?" And I respond "No, I think I'm good, thanks though." And he tells me to have a nice day and runs off into the sunset. The most wholesome experience I've ever had on a game, and one I'll remember to this day. It also shows that not all kids are bad online.
I used to do that with my monster hunter in 4 and generations we nick named ourselves the nightingale mercenaries in the later and basically just helped people and carried noobs it was alot of fun made many friends that way
The story where a guy broke up with his GF during an online game with his mic open telling everybody to pause because he's breaking up with her was just......a masterpiece
Look if I was on the enemy team and my opponent started giving out good tea like that, I would stop fighting and take time to listen because I would be very, very, entertained and interested.
The story where not only the mother started defending her kid, but grandmother too reminds me of that one episode of spongebob where plankton roasted the kid, his mom, his dad, and his grandma all at once.
Overheard a great convo on GTA once “What’s your name?” “Lauren” “Oh, nice. I used to have a girlfriend called Lauren. She was 14” (long silence) “I WAS ALSO 14” Edit: guys can you shut up
In my language my name can be said as Pedo, so when I was trying my luck with a woman, one friend came in the voice chat and said: Hi pedo, I heard you've been touching little girls again. I sometimes bring this up and watch him just laughing till he drops.
I literally looked outside and watched the tornado form then went back inside shrugging my shoulders, it happens so often and normally doesn’t hit my town so it doesnt bother us
I remember one time I was playing Overwatch late at night and some kid in the voice chat parent’s were fighting and about three minutes later I heard a gunshot and that kid left the game three seconds after I still think about this too this day
@@paraskaikessa597 When saying "almost choked on something" it's not meant in a literal sense (usually), but as a figure of speech. Though technically speaking, it is possible to choke not only on solid things like food for instance but also on liquids, even to the point of dying, in which case the muscles of the bronchus can completely close the airways until the liquid, food or any other matter is expelled. Choking on liquid is commonly referred to as liquid-induced bronchospasm.
What a coincidence. I heard that same “do you like dragons?” joke in the lobby of Halo Reach multiplayer for my first time. Executed perfectly on an unsuspecting 11 year old. Had both teams dying.
About a year ago, when I was into valorant, I solo queued into a ranked game with some guy on the other team being super toxic. One round, I decided to save and delay the round until the timer ran out to try and talk to the guy, essentially throwing a couple rounds (I explained to my teammates what I was doing, and they were cool with it. We had a 10-1 lead anyways) At first, I got the usual “go fk yourself” but eventually I got him to open up. Turns out, he was going through some rough sht. His girlfriend turned out to be pretty scummy and one of his friends died about a month prior. We all gave him our sincerest condolences and I offered to add him as a friend after the game. After that, we resumed the game as normal, and added him afterwards. Lesson here: being nice is a always a good thing to do
I was once entered a party full of kids playing Minecraft almost immediately I heard someone say "dude you should watch turtle sex they be going super sayan"
“Stop cursing at us or we will call the police” All they have to do is either switch lobbies/servers or literally PUT THE HEADSET DOWN Imagine someone calling the cops on you because they don’t like your tone.
Carpe Noctem Some girl seriously threatened to call the police because she thought Islam was a race. I was called a racist because I said Islam was a religion.
1:49 "Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!" *"Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma!"*
There was one time I was playing Verdun, a WW1 shooter, and a guy was just screaming propaganda in a semi-german accent, and it was absolutely hilarious. I'm so glad I recorded it.
@@droidbot6284bro, I was playing foxhole, there was at least a handful of guys that would blare music fitting to whatever they were doing, some guy mining to big rock candy mountain. some guy blaring rock music doing logistics, random dudes every once inawhile doing warcalls, its great.
My current missus caught her ex cheating when she intended to add him on Xbox as a surprise, however he immediately flirted with her before she revealed her identity, anyways 6 weeks later they plan to meet up and yes, she turned up and scorned him brutally in public.
I can't imagine having a kindergartener child say shit like that and then have the nerve to yell at somebody else for swearing to him. What a terrible parent.
7:16 I remember this happening on MW2 one time against a bunch of Americans and we lost. My friend was most likely the gobby one who said they were fat american pigs since he said that frequently to any american accent he heard. (maybe it was a common insult in those days though since USA and U.K came across each other often enough) Edit: The match was also pretty close too otherwise I would have no memory of it.
My favorite would have to be Charlie, a cat, chewing on the car and the guy on the mic was telling him to stop and spit it out, even through the static.
Boi: You, you two ups for a raid. Dem (1): Nah, can't mate. Kangaroos on the loose. Boi: Shit... how bout you, Privet ? Dem (2): I can't, comrade. *MY COUNTRY CALLS FOR ME*
I mean, it's actually probably a sign that his home environment is pretty bad. It's not normal AT ALL for parents to act that way, disregarding the kid's choice.
@@dmsviola1 Yeah I know. The kid will act strange or try to know what their parents do.But I can't say it isn't funny for me that he can sit there at play the game while their parent are fcking
That's genuinely fucked up and not funny. Fucking horny idiots couldn't wait till he was done. I understand he may have been a bit rude about not leaving but that's your fucking child, instead of traumatizing them and exposing them to your sick needs at such a young age just scold them in a proper way like unplugging the game system. I seriously hope CPS gets involved with that shit and that kid is removed.
The dude who broke up with his GF is a literal chad, and the entire lobby agreeing with him that his gold digger gf is awful? Just pure bro energy right there.
A few months ago, Me and the *🅱OYS* (about 5 of us) playin GTA Online, and one goes to the bathroom with his headset still on. We could hear everything.
you get a bot to auto grab reddit comments, randomly select some top voted replies, and make some iconography to make the channel "your own" then have a stock text to speech bot read all of the reddit comments. Easiest and some of the most boring shit ever.
!["They Can't Send Us All To Detention..." [Stories] (AskReddit)](/img/n.gif)
Kid: Refuses to get off GTA
Dad: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."
R/DualMadLads
Was playing fortnite today and heard a mom screaming at a baby in the background.
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"Come on honey sucks mah cock" this made me laugh so hard I'm crying
Dad: Did you learn something today?
“Mommy I’m hungry..”
*”NOT NOW MOMMY’S RAIDING”*
Gone4 MiLk DEUS VULT
*Neglection 100*
Sound straight out from a crusader
*BITCH 100*
*DEUS VULT*
“My Teammate locked himself out so I called his local Arby’s and hit his sister to help him B )”
*Carefully, they’re a hero.*
Fifty Nights At Froggers I wonder if he got a free roast beef sandwich ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There goes my heroooo
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
"he had locked himself out of his house and I helped him"
*Not all heroes wear capes*
True
Yea
*S U S*
True, sometimes they wear headsets
Yeah man, He could've gotten raped out there
1:50 So...pretty much that scene from SpongeBob where Plankton roasts a whole family?
pretty much yeah
Someone should put you in a box FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!!!
Lol
@@littlebat10sparkles3 lol
Yeah but the guys who retaliated in the argument should have just acted like adults or a logical gamer and just muted him instead of created more of a problem. You get what I mean?
the fact that the dude was locked out of his house and someone actually helped him...
wholesome GAMER MOMENT
EDIT: Well. New video came out. Thought I'd go watch it and thought of this.
it really goes to show that gamers are the best members of the society that we live in
Yeah I've been in a couple of partys play d2 and d1 where similar situations happen, and then we just finish up our raid and go on about our day
my brother in law had a group of dudes he played with on playstation. they’d gotten to know each other decently well so they knew where they were from, and one guy had a health condition. one time they were playing and this guy gets super quiet and they hear a bunch of weird sounds, they know he has some sort of health problem and they think he’s having a seizure. my brother in law calls that guys local PD and gets medical and police there to check on him. pretty sure my brother in law damn near saved that guys life. they’re still all good friends and that guy recently had a kid and sends pictures all the time.
Hannah LeAnn shit! My heart! Its too wholesome I can't...
Yeah and they had just met. But I'm wondering where they were living in the US that they can't be outside without a jacket without dying for a period of time. Maybe I'm just ignorant because I've lived in Texas my whole life and it doesn't ever get that cold here.
"Hey I can't play for a while"
"Damn, why?"
" *My country is at w a r* "
Before the invaders come
Sepulchre13 😂
Lol it is cod in real life
OH cool
*been offline for 10 years*
That Americans vs British made me smile uncontrollably for about a minute
I love the rivalry our countries have
@@lawrencian yeah
But hey It's all in good fun
*Unless*
@@seantaggart7382 No no no nope we're leaving at that lol
@@sunsetskye483 yeah
We British love getting competition from other countries it’s awesome and gives a smile to your face
No one:
The text-to-speech voice:
*M I C K*
Also
C O W W A L K E R
Y O U S A
usa
*SAN D E E G O*
Also
U W U
Also
X B O X 3 HUNDRED AND 60
Person: _passes out, smashes head on floor and bleeds_
Humans: *_laugh_*
*He DiEd LoL*
@@ちゃんピンク-d6r
*_wheezes_*
*_BRUH HES FUCKING DEAD WE'RE GONNA LOOSE THE GAME SHIT_*
*Get up, Cory*
*wake up, Casper*
@@olyviermonteau4300
*_WAKE UP LIUETANANT_*
This one time my mate joined a party and said “can you hear me”
I said no
He yelled to his mum saying
“MUMMY I NEED A NEW MIK
lol
I sound like a pig now because I laughed too hard
yeah, this is big brain time.
I once heard a guy that was sneezing and apperantly he sneezed backwards or something because i heard a guy say "dude you f*ck*ng sneezed on me!"
I couldnt stop laughing because he still didnt stop sneezing XD
LMAO KIDS ARE DUMB
My friend said "I'll come in a minute" on the online class. He forgot to close the mic and rip out a really loud fart.
I felt very sad for him
Oh god that must be sooo embarrassing.
that's a power move if I ever heard of one
LMAOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Slutskiy lmao
I was playing ESO and accidentally pressed the attack button instead of the jump button (I was pretty new at the time) and hit a guard, and this young child comes up to me as I'm trying to dodge the guard and goes "Ma'am, do you need help?" To which I respond "Um, yeah, sure." And he starts fighting the guard and tells me to run (which I do) and he runs after me. After we were safe, he goes "Do you need any other assistance Ma'am?" And I respond "No, I think I'm good, thanks though." And he tells me to have a nice day and runs off into the sunset.
The most wholesome experience I've ever had on a game, and one I'll remember to this day. It also shows that not all kids are bad online.
I used to do that with my monster hunter in 4 and generations we nick named ourselves the nightingale mercenaries in the later and basically just helped people and carried noobs it was alot of fun made many friends that way
Rayzu4 i tend to help out whenever I come across newbies while leveling or travelling in games, made lots of friends while teaching people the ropes
ЬLЧДҬ ԠДИ ummm ok then
@@tdmc6428 lol
ЬLЧДҬ ԠДИ that shit made me wheeze
American team: "USA! USA! USA!"
British team: **leaves**
American team:"FUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH USA"
*Soviet Union joined the match*
TRIGGERD
Jajaja russiA FUNNY🦍🦍🦍😂🤣😥🦍
*Both teams line up facing one another and don't move till match ends*
They lost that one too bruh
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
I once heard a lady moaning from another room and then her son had to yell “MOM STOOOOP!”
thats a gamer moment
Ah, the usual mating routine
in real life or the game
The story where a guy broke up with his GF during an online game with his mic open telling everybody to pause because he's breaking up with her was just......a masterpiece
*When the russian kid playing cs go actually rages in english*
Yes
This
Much cyka, such blyat.
@@akiraguy well, in Russian it will make much more sense if you switch 2nd and 4th words places.
akiraguy imagine
A kid who scream : SUCH BLYAT BITCH CYKA BLYAAAAAAAT
MUCH CYKAAAAAAAA
“And we were typing it all to the enemy team.” Legendary
"We were bad but now we are good"
Look if I was on the enemy team and my opponent started giving out good tea like that, I would stop fighting and take time to listen because I would be very, very, entertained and interested.
@@spacetofu5306 um but the game was on pause and the guy told everyone why he wanted them to pause
@@allenhuang7686 oh that makes sense
Man I would've won the game with melee kills
That one with the 3 generations deserves an "entitled parents award".
Also I would have cussed at them with my whole vocabulary of cuss words🚫🧢
Me to
Same
I'd just kick him
I'm here like, why the fuck is a 5 or 6 year old playing cod
Including another vocabulary of different language words.
The story where not only the mother started defending her kid, but grandmother too reminds me of that one episode of spongebob where plankton roasted the kid, his mom, his dad, and his grandma all at once.
That story reminded me of that episode to.
Omg that does remind me of that episode
Omg that does remind me of that episode
Omg that does remind me of that episode
One of them should’ve responded with “Someone should put you in a box, floating down the river grandma!”
Kid: plays GTA V
Parents:starts f******
Kid: doesn’t leave
What a True legend
Correct, that did happen.
What a madlad
Bigass Dumbass Grossazz Weirdo lolz but Bruh Fo Real duh o.O
@Johnny’s Bricks he probably killed alot of kids just to get the 5 star squad to his location in gta
The guy that broke up with his girlfriend is the best lol
I think it was overdue. If you act like Karen, you get Karen treatment.
If I was him, she wouldn't have even made it into my apartment.
Ah yes would love to like but 69 so sorry
@@svensven1398 u can like now its 70
Respect
Nobody:
Text to speech: X B O X T H R E E H U N D R E D A N D S I X T Y
360
Evan Alward i heard “ X D OX T R E E H U N D R E D A N D S T I X T Y
T H R E E H U N D R E D S I X T Y
*_A N D_*
oɐɯl
"Gamers of Reddit"
So, literally every single person on Reddit?
🏅
Artists Of Reddit
🏆
@Nezar Anwar Platinium medal?
@Nezar Anwar Ok
“Gamers of Reddit...”
Oh boy, this is gonna be something
0:29 Everybody gangsta until your mom hears you shout the F word
Absolutely true
Since when you cannot pay respects?
@@tarrydoesstuff5944 'F' is not a word as he stated you absolute potato-smeller.
Alexander Padilla dying
@@nathanielbird9552 r/rareinsults
Overheard a great convo on GTA once
“What’s your name?”
“Lauren”
“Oh, nice. I used to have a girlfriend called Lauren. She was 14”
(long silence)
“I WAS ALSO 14”
Edit: guys can you shut up
OH MY GOD I WAS 14 TOO 😂
I too was 14
I was also 14
Remove the quotes
Stop playing I was also 14
"The kangaroo is loose again" sounds like a codeword for something else and I love it
I once heard a man moaning as his dog was “barking”, it was nerve wrecking
...oh god
what happened, did you ask him why he was moaning or smthn?
Shane Dawson learns new shit
LMAO
Can't think of anything good...
I had a guy who thought he muted his mic take the longest piss i've ever heard, like 2+ minutes of waterfall.
Haha
Damn, he probably held it for a really long time.
Me and my friends used to leave our mics on on purpose back in the Xbox days
"Hi, i'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz"
The random gamer what?
In my language my name can be said as Pedo, so when I was trying my luck with a woman, one friend came in the voice chat and said:
Hi pedo, I heard you've been touching little girls again.
I sometimes bring this up and watch him just laughing till he drops.
Lmao
italian?
Is your last name Speedo?
@@aidensmiley9732 no Bulgarian, I am Theodor but Tedo for short and the E is like in elephant and pedo is also like that
@@teodorslavchev9708 which e in elephant?
"What was the strangest thing you heard on the mic"
Me: **flashbacks intensifies**
FFRRR 😭
Nobody.
Not even a single soul.
Text to speech pronouncing USA as YOU-SA
Get out Jar Jar Binks. You're not needed right now.
...ck
I personally find another quirk of this text-to-speech software more funny. Specifically, the fact that it pronounces coworker as cow orca.
Mick
Gosh I'm the 1000th like
I was playing TF2 and two of my teammates suddenly apologized and had to leave because the tornado sirens were going off
Smart if it was an actual threat
I live in tornado alley, but in one of the less intense parts (Louisiana). I have yet to hear a tornado siren go off.
I literally looked outside and watched the tornado form then went back inside shrugging my shoulders, it happens so often and normally doesn’t hit my town so it doesnt bother us
Raylin Bishop oh yeah they didn’t have any fear in their voices, just “well, shit. Guess I’m logging off”
Gustavus Adolphus makes since if they live in tornado alley
"So what did it taste like?"
*"Blood."*
I had to freaking pause and laugh for a solid minute from that one lol
@@caseyhall2320 _le perfect response_
SHHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeEEETT
I’m stealing this catchphrase
Uhhh, wha...what?
Weirdest thing I ever heard was a kid in a GTA 5 lobby bragging about how he smoked weed. He then proceeded to inhale some and promptly died.
ok
What- he died live on gta vc?
No, he didn’t literally die. He coughed his guts out for about 10 minutes.
@@tacotaco1239 ngl it would have been some instant karma right there if he had died
@@tacotaco1239 he wanted to be snoop dog
8:26 Audio isnt matched up? Am I the only person that reads along?
Big Smoke first person I've noticed so far after scrolling past 50 comments that mentioned it. I'm glad I'm not crazy
Yeah, he repeated a quote from the story about the British team vs the American team. Audio definitely didn't match there.
Thank god I wasn't the only one that heard it, thought I went crazy for a few seconds there
I also read it
Hey Smoke, how are those big food orders treating you?
Mother: IT’S A BAD INFLUENCE FOR MY CHILD IF YOU SWEAR
Also Mother: MY CHILD CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS
Holy cow 227 likes
That part literally made me laugh and made me frustrated at the same time
People like those shouldn't have kids
karen, is that you?
I smell r/entitledparents
UK Ball it’s a Karen
Some Russian kid was screaming "Hit me daddy" in pubg while I was hitting him with a pan
Hot
_smacks lips_
*NOICE*
Sounds like my friend 😂
*FBI OPEN UP*
Wtf its time for jail
Heard this:" Hey Will, grab me Pepsi! Oh man, oh yes that feels nice. Give me more coke!" Heard this on a GTA online server, as expected.
Someone on mic: Moans
My dad: Why are you playing that game?
(Yeah and that someone on Mic is me) What?
I was on discord and some kid joined my voice chat and started moaning lmao
@@novaneskin lol why though
@@Rayzu4 bc why not
@@novaneskin I mean it's 🙃 for me but why get the kid in trouble lol
I was playing a PS3 game online and there was about 8 of us and these two men had a 15 mins argument on who was the biggest Pink Floyd fan
lol sounds like i be a part of that argument
well thats an understandable one in my case
I remember one time I was playing Overwatch late at night and some kid in the voice chat parent’s were fighting and about three minutes later I heard a gunshot and that kid left the game three seconds after I still think about this too this day
Holy *shit*
@@LostMindSparrow I literally read your comment before reading your comment
Holy *fuck*
That’s fucked up in so many ways
So real Bigfoot wrote this
0:45
Perfect example of a karen judging others and gets mad when they get judged
"The kangaroo is loose again" that one got me. Almost choked on my drink
I wonder if he's the same guy as the one who also owns a lemur from the legal home invasions vid.
No you didnt choke -.- nobody does
@@paraskaikessa597 When saying "almost choked on something" it's not meant in a literal sense (usually), but as a figure of speech. Though technically speaking, it is possible to choke not only on solid things like food for instance but also on liquids, even to the point of dying, in which case the muscles of the bronchus can completely close the airways until the liquid, food or any other matter is expelled. Choking on liquid is commonly referred to as liquid-induced bronchospasm.
Ukrainian guy tho "War has broken out" pretty spooky
I live in Russia near the Ukrainian border. During this conflicts i was a little bit nervous that the real war may begin
I can imagine how awkward it would have been if the enemy country Ukraine is fighting was also in the same group chat.
@@hungershovel4357 Enemy country is Russia, so, a lot of russian play games...
@@Limebee_ nice profile picture
I love that story with the guy breaking up with his girlfriend. Love how the whole chat was involved and even updating the drama to the other team XD
Wiktoria Chmielewska ive seen this story before, but it was reversed. The girl broke up with the guy.
"Mommy, im hungry"
*Not now, Mommy's raiding*
“We were playing Advanced Warfare”
Holy shit I legitimately forgot this game existed for the last 2 years.
NobleWarrior 04 F to pay respects
Relatable
NobleWarrior 04 We didnt need that reminder of THAT game😔
NobleWarrior 04 I loved advanced it was actually one of my favourite cods
Ethan Of astora If u think AW was better than bo1/2 or all the modern warfares idk if I can see you as an equal😂
What a coincidence. I heard that same “do you like dragons?” joke in the lobby of Halo Reach multiplayer for my first time. Executed perfectly on an unsuspecting 11 year old. Had both teams dying.
What's the joke?
“Okay, meet me near-“
(loud boom)
“Fu-“
(leaves game)
No u, UNO REVERSE CARD
sans ! Bruh
Irak?
Bradley S. English class?
@@diegodelizsoto pft
About a year ago, when I was into valorant, I solo queued into a ranked game with some guy on the other team being super toxic. One round, I decided to save and delay the round until the timer ran out to try and talk to the guy, essentially throwing a couple rounds (I explained to my teammates what I was doing, and they were cool with it. We had a 10-1 lead anyways) At first, I got the usual “go fk yourself” but eventually I got him to open up. Turns out, he was going through some rough sht. His girlfriend turned out to be pretty scummy and one of his friends died about a month prior. We all gave him our sincerest condolences and I offered to add him as a friend after the game. After that, we resumed the game as normal, and added him afterwards.
Lesson here: being nice is a always a good thing to do
Nobody:
text to speech: Y O U S A Y O U S A Y O U S A
You sa are bad sa at autocorrect sa!
@@irishman3406 fuck you jar jar
Low quality Pic of a Chain Chomp Yousa bombad
@@waynekur6487 AAAAAAAA
@@waynekur6487 me sa can speak ?
I was once entered a party full of kids playing Minecraft almost immediately I heard someone say "dude you should watch turtle sex they be going super sayan"
@FlimsyFlim 😂
WHAT. THE. EVERLOVING. SHIT.
Your profile picture is just my reaction to your comment xD
Sry pardon?
I was playing minecraft on a christian server and then a random kid yells in the mic "FUCK" and everyone starts cussing then the owner banned them all
0:50 reminds me of the spongebob episode where plankton destroys an entire family with words.
Which eposide is it
Ha ha i rememeber that
The nostalgia
FatFaggot It is the episode when spongebob finds a submarine
Forget what it is called
**Gamer locked out of his apartment got help from his fellow gamers and was able to get inside**
Media: *i’ll pretend i didnt see that*
“Stop cursing at us or we will call the police”
All they have to do is either switch lobbies/servers or literally PUT THE HEADSET DOWN
Imagine someone calling the cops on you because they don’t like your tone.
Carpe Noctem Some girl seriously threatened to call the police because she thought Islam was a race. I was called a racist because I said Islam was a religion.
Darkstealthgamer you can’t argue with stupid, well you can but you can’t win
Carpe Noctem Yeah, I also argued with someone because he thought wolves couldn’t bark.
Darkstealthgamer I once had a girl ask me if you could get drunk off the sun because she thought UV light is the same as UV vodka.
Carpe Noctem oof, sounds like she’d been using that UV vodka.
1:49
"Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!"
*"Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma!"*
@Riley it's a Spongebob reference
Legit Gamers A spongebob reference inspired by the bible
Fucking amazing!
She must have missed her arthritis appointment.
She ain’t a biblical being
"Gotta take 20, our kangaroo is loose again... :/" THAT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD!
Sounds like ordinary Australians
1:52
Calling the police is gonna be no use cuz how do they know where they even live, it’s a online game with random players
Someone told my friend “You aim like Michael J Fox on a roller coaster.”
😧😧😂😂Dear god. Ngl I would've been hella sad being insulted like that.
Savage
7:00 out of the blue? That's an everyday experience for me whenever I play any game that includes german WW2 equipment or vehicles.
There was one time I was playing Verdun, a WW1 shooter, and a guy was just screaming propaganda in a semi-german accent, and it was absolutely hilarious. I'm so glad I recorded it.
Recording or it didn’t happen
@@colatheprotogen3744 click on his pfp
@@droidbot6284bro, I was playing foxhole, there was at least a handful of guys that would blare music fitting to whatever they were doing, some guy mining to big rock candy mountain. some guy blaring rock music doing logistics, random dudes every once inawhile doing warcalls, its great.
I play Erika every single time i'm in a german tank on World of Tanks.
My current missus caught her ex cheating when she intended to add him on Xbox as a surprise, however he immediately flirted with her before she revealed her identity, anyways 6 weeks later they plan to meet up and yes, she turned up and scorned him brutally in public.
Imagine cheating on your gf with someone that you dont know other than what's on their gaming profile.
Yeah it was entertaining reading the old messages where the dude tried to justify it 😂
Sad a friend had that sort of happen. Brutal divorce.
I highly respect the guy who broke up with his gf. That story should be a lesson to everyone, don’t be a Karen.
“And everyone on voice chat just went uwu”
god No
Is that furry speech I see?
@@bababooey6521 Not every furry uses uwu
Litium Fox meh true
Meme Man Bruh her pfp is literally a furry
*”And everyone on Voice Chat just went UwU”*
*freezes in horror*
*is concerned*
youve genuienly angered me weebs
In the middle of a Search and Destroy match in Bo2, a dude farted in his mic, 10 seconds of silence later, the lobby bursts into laughter.
Thicc Thanos why am I laughing why the fuck am I laughing
W.. What, did he die and farted rage cos he wasn't respawning? Lmao
11:52 hits different now
Damn, that second story sounds like it belongs on r/entitledparents.
I can't imagine having a kindergartener child say shit like that and then have the nerve to yell at somebody else for swearing to him.
What a terrible parent.
More like r/entitledparents 2 generation edition.
@@xtonibx5770 his mom was probably raised that way too judging by his grandma saying she is a good parent and they can do whatever they want.
333 votes~
r/entitledgrandparents too
CS GO: *exists*
Russian kid with 800 ping: "im about to end this mans whole career"
I was doing a raid on destiny and some guy says he needs to go to the restroom and the man brings his mic with him and just starts pissing
Ricardo Ramos guys so we are going to use whisper here and
That guy: fucking destroys the living shit out of his ass.
Ricardo Ramos I do that.
Guys do this during phone calls with girls too. If they do so with women they want to impress I can only imagine what "just guys" get to ear whitness.
Thats dedication
lol same
but i mute
Once I was playing World of Tanks and I started singing "We Are the Champions" by Queen, next thing I know, my whole team was singing along.
"American Revolution 2: Freedom Rings Twice."
That is magnificent.
Who needs shooter games in ukraine when you can litterally *go outside*
@RagingThunder hardcore mode
jesx
For the true gamers
@@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 only chads can survive it
NO
@@megf8313 here before it been 1 min to your reply
When your kid won't stop playing gta so you start having sex: *modern problems require modern solutions*
Patrick Mittel
Issue is it’s not a solution as it creates more kids
Modern problems require ancient solutions
Someone grab the long sword
@@C.Dickey Lmao
That shouldnt be on TH-cam with its strict rules. They should really know better.
Haha
@@C.Dickey but sure tis not upgraded yet
I remember joining a game of destiny and not even 2 seconds in i hear these too guys yelling at each other in some other language.
you little piece of shit, how did you die this time?
Turururururururururu
7:16 I remember this happening on MW2 one time against a bunch of Americans and we lost. My friend was most likely the gobby one who said they were fat american pigs since he said that frequently to any american accent he heard. (maybe it was a common insult in those days though since USA and U.K came across each other often enough) Edit: The match was also pretty close too otherwise I would have no memory of it.
F
feels bad man
USA USA USA USA USA
MISSION FAILED We'll get em next time
@@lebumjames5299 shhh you'll make him leave the chat
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
The voice: OVER THE MIKKK
hi...
@@literallynobody1150 you must get a lot of internet shit. dont think we dont notice you tho brother.i'll always be there for you my dude
All jokes aside, having his headset after locking hinself outside couldve seriously saved his life...love the internet
crazy to think about huh
*karen has entered the chat*
Couldn`t he just asked neigbours to stay at their house for 1 or 2 hours?
@@Rouven41 nowadays neighbours usually don’t really know eachother very well.
@@Cooldude-ko7ps Yea, but its a life and death situation lol.
1:06 Thats something an Entitled Parent would say.
Karen, is that you?
I was playing COD BO3, guy said “MY AC JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW!”
oof
F
F
F
I don’t mean to interrupt the F chain here but how in the name of god himself does that even happen.
Ps. F
"Voice chat just went OOOOOOOHHH"
Robot: "voice chat just went OwO"
@@longbow3082 UwU
uwu*
OwO
“Are you my brothers friend?”
“No.”
“oh”
Wait a minute who ARE you?
After he said no I was like
*Are you sure about that*
Still guy whent above the call of duty achievement unlocked hello operator???
@@kingdomecthulhu8738 lol
I would say well I man now
My favorite would have to be Charlie, a cat, chewing on the car and the guy on the mic was telling him to stop and spit it out, even through the static.
Nobody, Literally Nobody:
Text To Speech Voice: XBOX THREE HUNDRED SIXTY
MICK
Text to voice chat: USA USA USA (you-sa you-sa you-sa)
correction: ze-box
Voicehcumms
Actually I've heard a kid at best buy call a 360 that...
3:03 I’m 100% sure I played with this dude
Edit: I was on the enemy team
Yeah he probably did
Lmfao
Lol what was your reaction
Yeah, what was your reaction?
Tell us what was your reaction please for the love of God!.
This was a bad comment
rs_ls kid: i WilL bAn YOu.
Xbox: mY dAd WoRks aT miCRoSofT aND HE'll HaVE YoU BaNNEd.
Why do you play Fortnite?
The real problem is that you were playing Fortnite to begin with.
Because he enjoys it??
at 13:14 surprised he didnt have a comeback but mine is ``big talk for a kid that is so short you can see their feet on the school yearbook.``
Boi: You, you two ups for a raid.
Dem (1): Nah, can't mate. Kangaroos on the loose.
Boi: Shit... how bout you, Privet ?
Dem (2): I can't, comrade. *MY COUNTRY CALLS FOR ME*
What.
@Suga's grandpa dance Infired me so hard ARMY?? :0
When you all use the term 'raid'
Which game do you refer to?
@@Dots_The_Demon_Lord usually that would be an mmo and since it was from 3 years ago, I think it was most likely world of warcraft
@@dyingstar3899 mhmm, it probably is the case
Dude: *breaks up with girlfriend loudly and dramatically*
Team: *Pog champ*
My most favorite part is when the kid rather in the room when his/her parent are fu*king that make me laugh like a crazy man in public.
I mean, it's actually probably a sign that his home environment is pretty bad. It's not normal AT ALL for parents to act that way, disregarding the kid's choice.
@@dmsviola1 Yeah I know. The kid will act strange or try to know what their parents do.But I can't say it isn't funny for me that he can sit there at play the game while their parent are fcking
@@dmsviola1 He made his bed, now he has to sleep in it.
That's genuinely fucked up and not funny. Fucking horny idiots couldn't wait till he was done.
I understand he may have been a bit rude about not leaving but that's your fucking child, instead of traumatizing them and exposing them to your sick needs at such a young age just scold them in a proper way like unplugging the game system.
I seriously hope CPS gets involved with that shit and that kid is removed.
I wonder if he joined
The dude who broke up with his GF is a literal chad, and the entire lobby agreeing with him that his gold digger gf is awful? Just pure bro energy right there.
Kid: hey man, do you like dragons?
OP: yeah i guess
Kid: im boutta end this mans whole career
Samsung Galaxy Smart Refrigerator ight imma head out
oh yeah, its all comin' together
Gotta give it to him, that was straight up Savage.
My cousin and his friends seeing who's moan is more feminine.
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
WHY
Lmao xD my cousins moan or voice in general sounds so feminine some of my friends dont believe his a boy when they hear him in my video's background
* W H E E Z E *
I would probably beat all of you.
No one:
Robotic Voice: *PRONOUNCES MIC AS MIK*
And San Diego and "San Deego"
@Cringe Kids yusayusayusa
augh! that literally bothered the hell outta me!
These text to speech robots are mad slow
@@irisstormbell9332 ikr
The guy in Ukraine wasn’t joking… he was warning us.
A few months ago,
Me and the *🅱OYS* (about 5 of us) playin GTA Online, and one goes to the bathroom with his headset still on. We could hear everything.
oh god
my squad does that all the time lmao
@@EliCoolio317 same it'll be late and im like aight i gotta piss hold on, and then procide to piss with my mic on
@@aseud8713 that's a classic lol
I do that all the fucking time you’re not special
TF2-all heavys, you know what's next, soviet anthem on mic as we rolled the payload without ever stopping
Hahaha rush a funny🤣🤣😥😥😂🤣🤣😂
As all Heavys should *salutes in sandvitch*
Did you do it on the snow payload map? We did it one time against a team of pubstompers and totally destroyed them.
Blyatiful.
Hmmm, sandwich makes me strong!
W-wait a minute, all those channels are easy money makers. You get a vocal plugin, any editing software and a nice description.
Yep
you get a bot to auto grab reddit comments, randomly select some top voted replies, and make some iconography to make the channel "your own" then have a stock text to speech bot read all of the reddit comments. Easiest and some of the most boring shit ever.
Void of Space and Time it's ridiculous, they're stealing content from Reddit
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 you're here, aren't you? It works, and if it was as boring as you say, you wouldn't be here
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 void can i farm a little bit on you? I want level up my Nekros prime
I was playing cod until someone said to the mic i like ketchup sandwich