A War-Crime filled Nostalgia Trip down MW2 Spec Ops Lane
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มิ.ย. 2019
- The phrase "Hey Vale" has left me with severe PTSD
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#mw2#gaming#memes - เกม
there you go @ISP, i did it
You are awesome vale!
Give per pee
Nothing can stop me
Valefisk war crimes are epic -Xi Jianping
Vale
Vale misinterpreted the Geneva Convention as a to-do list.
@Kyle West You. You ruined the comment.
@@GlueDonkey you. You are a dick
@@propper-g7725 yee. Yee haw
@@propper-g7725 no. No u
Mr. Bones Yee. YEEET
"They were in my line of fire, what was i supposed to do!"
Off to a great start, i see.
Wow as a brazilian I mistook some of your footage for the evening news good job.
i honestly did too, thought it was the news saying how a shit ton of people got killed in a favela
Hues in organized crime.
Is that a mechanicus symbol?
Omnissiah's grace! it is
PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
28 terrorists.
12 hostages.
40 body bags.
Mission accomplished.
Ah yes, the American military protocol
@@andrewharvey1777 cant get charged for a war crime if no one is left to complain
@@andrewharvey1777 *spetnaz*
"I am willing to testify against my squad leader in exchange for immunity."
SovietWomble reference
Thee are more dead civilians than he had bullets, no matter what you say the chair is waiting
here we can see vale and novel competing against each other to be best war criminal
we all know who will win
Wow, what a great video to watch on my favorite public holiday to celebrate nothing of any worth occuring in tiananmen square, thanks Vale!
Roadkil moment
"Everybody gangsta till the fog starts speaking Russian" is the modern version of when you're on night patrol in Vietnam when a flare gows up and you hear angry vietnamese tree noises.
Robert simoneaux everybody gangsta until the snow starts talking Finnish
Everyone all gangsta til the sky speaks napalm
Everybody gangsta til the Belgian border starts speaking German
@@angrymilitant9784 every body gangsta till the suitcase next to you starts making angry beeping noises on the flight.
Everybody gangsta till belka nukes themselves 7 times
Remember, no Valefisk...
The C in Valefisk stands for competence.
And the K stands for "KHRIST'S SAKE!!"
No, the K stands for Khorne, because of all the blood spilled and the popkhorne salted
The V in Valefisk stands for Valefisk is a war criminal.
*"The civilians were in my line of sight what was i supposed to do??"*
That's exactly the same thing the police say here in Rio de Janeiro
Command and Conquer would be perfect for you. Nukes, Suicidebomber, Bioweapons, Flamethrowers and more. What do you want more?
OK Cluster would be perfect
You forgot desolators and their radiation, Teslas with their compulsory mobile electric chair.
Not to mention you can have carpetbombings and airstrikes on civilian buildings and populations, as well as simply taking a Humvee and running the individual civilians over.
You forgot to say inly with Command and conquer generals since the new CnC games sucked.except fot the Generals and WestWood CnC.
6:35 "Everybody's gangsta, until the Fog starts speaking Russian." -- That's merch right there.
Valefisk 2015: Gives tips on how to get achievements in EU4.
Valefisk 2019: Gives tips on how to commit war crimes and incest. Also gives educational lessons on murdering hostages and civilians.
Viewers: I see this as an absolute win!
Makes you excited for Valefisk 2023
@@motokuchoma actually commiting war crimes and incest
We*
@@31order36 where?? There is no place for a we
@@motokuchomaWell, it appears you correctly guessed this Dinguses chaotic tendencies
You should play C&C Generals. It has everything you need - bio-weapons, nuclear missiles, huge thing that fires ''particle beams'' into a mirror in space which then burn stuff on the ground. And also some other more normal things - airplanes, bombers, suicide bombers, tanks with two cannons, napalm, helicopters...
I think it would be great to see how you manage to eradicate infantry and civilians with all the stuff mentioned above.
Whiterun Guard Fun fact: GLA postal service always sends the mail.
And they burn down a city and massacre a village in the campaign, so they’re essentially the perfect faction.
Another trip down memory lane for that game!
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange And they also massacre their own people to steal the supplies that the UN has given them. And of course, there is Zero Hour, in which Europe gets invaded by the GLA only to be saved by China. NICE. I wish that if Vale ever finishes the main game and it's expansion he would play some of the mods. Now featuring - more creative ways to kill people, better graphics for you nuclear missiles and most importantly - MORE MAIL TRUCKS!
Whiterun Guard NOD is also a personal favorite, since in 3 you can set up a chain aircraft with a stack of a dozen beam cannons in your base and bounce off of each unit all the way to the end of the chain and instantly destroy anything. Plus, the cannon reaches further than base defenses. Wormholes to mountains cut off from the rest of the map are also pretty fun, along with rushing fanatics into the enemy base and blowing up every bridge out of their spawn so they can’t expand.
Vale “I’m about to end this civilian’s whole career” Fisk back at it again
“This is outrageous, it’s unfair! Don’t just sit there and stare!” Rhymes so perfectly
Also, I'm pretty sure the first bit was supposed to be a star wars quote.
Valefisk Dies and the BTR is caught in the blast, American army:
I see this as an absolute win!
"We simultaneously took out the most detrimental force to our success on the battlefield AND a Russian BTR!"
"Remember, we're after hearts and minds people."
"Does it count if both are splattered against a tree?"
NO CYANIDE
Alright this is the last straw, see you in The Hague war criminal
hello brother
The Hague? The Dutch city? Do they convict all war criminals there?
Mikeal Johnsson disregard my last comment, it’s actually the hq for the international criminal court
@@mattfrmdachi Thanks mate
Civilians? I think you mean “acceptable casualties”.
David Mullally *Collateral damage
"They'll have hearts and minds! They'll just be scattered all over the-"
What was the term Obama used, military-age combatants?
*meat shields
Cyanide reference, possibly?
valefisk: *exist*
geneva convention: "am i a joke to you?"
That BTR won was crazy! I loved how you took us into your editing to actually analyze it!
4:00 reminds me of that Solid Snake clip
"Boss you killed a child h- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST!"
I’m glad everyone plays spec ops with their friends the same way it was a brutal journey to 69/69 stars
Nothing brings friends together like war crimes.
"We were the russians all along" Got me destroyed xD
The way to beat the juggernauts is to have someone die in the doorway of that room you were in and occasionally revive them
this game did not age that well, also if you look close at 9:58 you can see the riot shield of Christmas past showing us the way out of the hell gulag
please sub to me guys, i may actually make a video at some point
@@NovelPond Fiiiine
Oh thank goodness, the lack of visits to The Hague left me feeling a bit empty inside
We need to rescue the hostages "can I play fuze?" Perfect.
When your partner is your own worst enemy... XD
Also, I found that the best strat for the Gulag map was actually just to go headlong sprint for the end - you can actually make it before the enemies are in position to block / shoot you if you manage to go fast enough. I think best time I managed was mission finished in less than 30 seconds. Might be different when on multiplayer though when you need both players to finish.
uncut footage from the Bosnian War (circa 1993, enhanced)
Me & my bro were playing this the other night. Will play it again tonight, im at work. I enjoyed this vid. Thank you fellas.
Im getting ptsd from that juggernaut mission.
For real they were Pretty easy
Vale, thank you for making me feel better after my grandfather died, love your videos!
Damn, im happy you saw this Vale keep up the good work
Civilians?
What civilians?
I only see these unarmed militia people.
Love the reference
What reference?
Seriously. I have no idea...
Jutnik oh That’s a quote from s Vietnam film
Ohhhhh. I get it now...
How the hell did I reference something without even knowing it?
Jutnik it’s word for world just militia is replaced with vietcong
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
Sure about that, Ghost?
This makes me smile, I remember playing spec ops with my older bro and we were exactly like this. Bantering on as we were trying to get all 69 stars. Unfortunately we never got it and my brother passed away but watching MW2 spec ops missions never fail to fill me with the nostalgia I had when I was with him. We really bonded over this game especially trying to beat it on veteran mode. Good times..
Yeah man I sunk so many hours into spec ops
i fucking love spec ops, its my favorite coop gamemode of the entire COD franchise, I love zombies too but damn,I hope the new Modern Warfare has Spec Ops
Grzy Ruth same bro!!!
Here's a play by play of what happened with that BTR and the predator.
Vale runs at BTR.
Missile flies down, blowing him and the BTR up.
Mission success and failure triggers are activated, but it takes longer for the mission failed trigger to prock, meaning that, while you get the voice lines for both, the mission success trigger is actually ran, whereas the other trigger was too slow, and thus wasn't opened in time.
Hooray, you are winner.
Me: The dark doesn't scare me. Demons dont scare me. Even Satan himself cant scare me.
Also me:
*sees juggernaut charging full speed at me in the distance*
"AHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"
I remember at the time of black ops/mw3 everyone was always ripping on mw2 because it was supper buggy and the devs never really fixed them
This is so nostalgic, my entire childhood is basically wrapped around this game!
Daam great video, it has everything, team killing, civilian killing, jumpscares
10.000 people used to live here, now its a warcrime
That "gulag" mission is way easier to just speedrun under 15 seconds than actually try to fight through!
Thats right
Funny thing is...
While pistol ammo can be stopped by a car or brick wall, assault rifles punch through that so there might be a dozen dead civies "off map":D And 7.62x51/54? That thing punches not only through walls, but through BUILDINGS!
Of course I'm not talking about guaranteed power of each bullet, but if you had shot, that bullet is bound to hit something somewhere. [InsertMassEffectNewtonJoke]
Wow. Press F to breach and then to immediately pay respects. Over and over and over. (Mountain King theme, nice touch!)
I am actually impressed with you're proniunciation of the german numbers, good joob vale 😁👍
I’m damned for doing every mission on veteran. Seriously all 69 stars in MW2.
What happened on the confusing lost/won part, was probably along the lines of:
Every frame the game checks for win and defeat states, being dead is a defeat, but completing all objectives is a win state.
The programers must have forgotten to tell the game to stop looking for win states after a defeat and vice-versa.
So even though you died and lost, you completed all the objectives before going to the main menu, so the win menu activated over the defeat menu(not literally over, over as in instead of the other menu because it had some dialogue to go through first)
If you pause exactly at 2:33 you can see the predator missile just inches from hitting the floor and annihilating both Valefisk and the final enemy target which was the BTR80, which was why they won in the end even though he died!
Yeah that Gulag shower one. Me and a friend retried it in the order of 12-20 before we memorized everything.
You can bet your ass I was pissed.
This vid really takes me back to the good ol' days *slurps boomer-juice*
Breaching a room: *shoots hostage* YOU SHAT THE HOSTAGE! NO, YOU SHOT THE HOSTAGE! Other hostage, in head: w... uh... wha?
Seeing how you guys play versus me going solo makes me think that if Mile High Club was a Spec-Ops mission, only co-op attempts would be possible on veteran and by that I still wouldn't succeed even though MW2 is more "forgiving" on veteran that CoD4:MW
Some youtubers play Minecraft. Some play CS: GO. Valefisk plays games where he can commit some war crimes.
This is the most unlikely game that I would expect Vale to play.
Lost it when I saw all the claymores.
I would just like to point out that this video was used by my unit during a training session as an example of what NOT to do in combat
I thought that this was going to be "Spec Ops: the Line" which would be a perfect fit for Valefisk
This gives me very heavy nostalgia
Glad to see the extra security I've placed at the gulag is working well
This reminds me of when me and my brother played these missions
TH-cam recommendeds are on a roll today.
The goddamn predator missile killed their BTR hahahah 2:38
Ya know, the first half of this video taught me one thing. Valefisk does NOT pay attention to mini map or surroundings
It’s not a war crime if you say they were undercover
Me seeing Spec Ops Warcrimes on thr thumbnail:
_Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai_
you won homeland security because when you ran up to the btr the predator drone fired a rocket 2 seconds before you died so when the rocket hit the btr the game recognized you as beating the level even tho you just died
> be me
> stay up late because it's hot
> watch video up to 3:15
> sees it is actually 2:48 AM local time
> mfw Valefisk is stalking me
My guess is in the game's code, it checks to see if you die and checks to see if the mission objectives complete. When it checked, the drone might have destroyed the btr first and then your death and the game read both instances. But because the mission passed first it read it as a success even though both dialogues were triggered.
Love the riot shield on the floor at 9:58.
War Crimes?
They are just happy little accidents!
>holding the trigger when breaching a room full of hostages.
Comrade drone operator will go to gulag over this.
*Vale*: I have mastered the ability to become like sharks in the grass, and therefore invisible to the naked eye. {creeps slowly forward}
That's some quality content
now that really is a task failed successfully
Hey Vale!
Nice video.
MISSION FAILED! WE'LL GET 'EM-
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! GOOD WORK!
I actaully completed all the echo missions on veteran, I feel so proud
Mw2 was my first platnium on ps3 >.
I'll say it, mw2 special missions,where the shit, the fact that you can play with friends whas great cuz It brought this whole new type of game play into the game, I spent so much time of my life doing the missions trying to get the three stars with my brother
2:30 "we need to rethink our strategy. Let's run it again.
Good job team"
Mission failed
Mission success
My very first nuke was extremely weird like that whole predator drone thing. I was playing 3rd person demolition on Highrise. Got my nuke and celebrating near the front window if one side. Guy comes out and headshots me with a Spas. Get this. Final kill cam.
Tfw I remember all the cheeky ways to beat these levels
Goddamn the nostalgia
Oh the memories. How ive missed the shit me and my friends would do
Okay well now you gotta do MW3 next, MW3's stuff is like twice as good as MW2's in this department.
Nani!? Whattttt idk about that....
More like 1.75x better
More coop spec ops with novel, this is gold
I remember playing the gulag with a friend and I got downed after he jumped down in the second room but I managed to crawl to the hole and jump down
"Oh no, favela on veteran"
More like "oh no, favela"
TH-cam recommendations starting to get good
I still remember High Explosive, that was literally mission from hell.
Its one of my Favorite
I remember doing these with my brother when I was little and beating them with 3 stars, Good times.
Meanwhile at Russian HQ
Russian officer:did you take them out.
Russian drone operator:yes but at a cost.
Russian officer:what cost?
Russia drone operator:the BTR manage to injury one and the other had snuck up on its rear with explosives and I..had uhh....
Russian officer:what did you do come on son spit it out!
Russian drone operator:...I had shot a missile at the soldier and I missed by little
Russian officer: and??
Russian drone operator: well it blew up the BTR and the BTR explosion killed the soldier?
Russian officer:*extreme confusion*
Russian general:so is that a win or a loss?
Russian officer:Uhhhhh task failed successfully?
Meanwhile at an American HQ
American radar operator:sir you might wanna see this
American officer:what?
American racer operator:well it seems we lost contact with hunter 2-1 after a Russian drone fired a missile taking own BTR
American officer:so did we win?
Ghost:mission failed successfully!
Meanwhile at a another American HQ:
American officer:ok how are those two elite soldiers I sent in on that on mission going?
American soldier:well rader picked up multiple explosions!
American officer:hmmm weird.
Meanwhile on the battlefield
Russian sniper:what the hell are these idiots doing hey man you seeing this
Russian sniper 2:ya what in the blyat is wrong with these two they keep throwing C4 at each other
Russian sniper 3:sir should we kill them
Russian sniper 2:naw let’s see what happens first
ooh men, I wish I could see the full video
This was hilarious lmao
7:13 "Now is NOT THE TIME TO PANIC!!!!!"