Portal 2, the "Cooperative" Way to Ruin Friendships

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    I honestly think this might be the finest video I've ever made. For me, at least. I'm Biased.

    • @jgn
      @jgn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Can It Run Crysis?

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I completely forgot why I was subbed to you
      I don't regret it and I'm sticking around

    • @thegovernment6799
      @thegovernment6799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're so bad with the fucking ball...

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valefisk
      VALEFISK IS FAKE NEWS!?

    • @jackdeller2212
      @jackdeller2212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting the whole time for you to enable cheats and bind a key to shoot a rocket.

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    “No, you’re wrong.”
    “Well, I’m going to commit suicide.”
    *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @ImReign
      @ImReign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @toba6919
      @toba6919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Three Squared I read ‘I’m going to kermit suicide’ and I also read it in de Kermit voice and it just made it a 100 times better

    • @pandorascrow
      @pandorascrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SPEECH 100

    • @thriquinox
      @thriquinox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And at this position...
      ...Novelpond resigned the game.

  • @flockenlp1
    @flockenlp1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    If you can play Portal 2 with someone, have fun and still have a functioning friendship afterwards, then you truly found a good friend. It's the ultimate test.

    • @kallimarii1509
      @kallimarii1509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol true! me and my BF just had the ultimate troll off in Portal to see who could troll each other the most.
      So far we're at a tie. 😂

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you've ever played Portal 2 with someone and not literally ragequit you've found a true friend

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was on Portal 2, this was 3 years ago. That made me 23. I played the multiplayer with a 12 year old who randomed into my game. Together, blind; we beat the cooperative, zero problems and carried on our way.
      Whoever has problems keeping friendships on this game after playing Portal 2? Narcasists from what I can tell.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ZacharyJClark I also beat it with zero problems playing with my sister.
      The problems start when your buddy starts playing harmless little pranks on you like throwing away the cube you just spent half the level trying to get. Three times in a row.

    • @Sick-cada
      @Sick-cada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ZacharyJClark you see, when you have a friend, they are more apt to troll you, im and it very easily gets annoying when you are trying to cooperatively beat a test and your partner won't help you and actively harms your progress

  • @peace-th7ze
    @peace-th7ze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    "Do you know why humans abandoned this course?" *Novel falls into Water and dies* "Too deadly."

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Doing Science < Enslaving the rest of humanity
    Novelpond says "why not do both"

    • @michaelgray9112
      @michaelgray9112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Doing Science = Enslaving the rest of humanity

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    Novel is a true gamer, I'm suprised he didn't say the gamer word in a heated gamer moment

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      what, like pewdiepie?

    • @cigbhungus3359
      @cigbhungus3359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I’M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD

    • @yourfavwonch
      @yourfavwonch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@cigbhungus3359 *THAT'S RACIST, YOU CAN'T SAY THE NWORD!!*

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *NUUUUUUUUUU-*

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is now my favorite thread in all the internet. Thank you

  • @cyanideinabox
    @cyanideinabox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This rival's "Golf with Friends" for most friends murdered annually on my pie chart, only surpassed by Civ V, Connect 4, and Settlers of Catan

    • @generalred4107
      @generalred4107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Play new super mario bros wii

    • @jeremymclynch2074
      @jeremymclynch2074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      don't forget uno... or monopoly

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget The Granddaddy of them all; Monopoly, fckin Monopoly and the Corrupt financial bankers

  • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
    @GoodLuck-eh4sk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "No, no, no, no you're doing it wrong!" is my whole life in a couple of words

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I can't believe you guys made it that far, the one time I played portal 2 Co-op was the last time and my friend and I just ended up screaming at each other for 30 full minutes. We didn't talk for a week.

  • @derpy3507
    @derpy3507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Screaming/Arguing for the whole Video? Now this is the entertainment I subbed for.

  • @jose2226
    @jose2226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You both seem so genuine, none of that over the top screaming or fake reactions.

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Is it more sad that I once played through and beat Portal 2 coop mode by myself using 2 controllers.... or that I'm kinda proud of that?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Are you kidding me? I play using the [Z] key to toggle between ATLAS and P-Body.

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When you can trust no one, trust yourself.

    • @skyefarnan2311
      @skyefarnan2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean there's an entire speedrunning category for solo co-op

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@skyefarnan2311*story mode co-op*

  • @betteradversary1606
    @betteradversary1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    when Novel started laughing at 12:02, I thought he had genuinely gone insane until I saw his pov, simply because of his unceasing, manic laughter

  • @TheLOL_11
    @TheLOL_11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Alright so who is this you're playing with? I know it's not Novel because I didn't hear the gamer word used in the video.

  • @trixie2558
    @trixie2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    You are actually supposed to get the least points
    So, getting 17 is awful

  • @dimasbaskoro8150
    @dimasbaskoro8150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Even in Portal, you still find a way to commit a mass murder
    Well done!

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even though there are only two people they still committed mass murder on each other

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    portal 2 was a social experiment that proved the theory that gamers are physically incapable of any form of teamwork or social behaviour
    it causes physical pain to do anything other than screw eachother over

  • @sauce5321
    @sauce5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember playing this with my friend, we ended up ending the friendship later and I think it was 90% because of this

  • @bananacabana2817
    @bananacabana2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    you just pulled a soviet womble at around 2:00 i expect nothing less

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Novel watches his vids, so maybe they both like him idk

  • @sake5140
    @sake5140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    They did better than SovietWomble & Cyanide

    • @agentwashington2821
      @agentwashington2821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did portal?

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agentwashington2821 Yeah th-cam.com/video/5viXaIJ7S5U/w-d-xo.html

    • @giacomociogli7631
      @giacomociogli7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True. Woble and Cy didn't even reach the end.

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giacomociogli7631 Oh srsly they stoped on this doors? Haha

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They both took a piss when someone was stuck

  • @NoahGrievous
    @NoahGrievous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is every single one of my "cooperative" games.

  • @SuspiciousGrapeSoda
    @SuspiciousGrapeSoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Your lack of cooperation is entertaining and slightly frustrating

  • @Intrestare5O6
    @Intrestare5O6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember when I first got this game and me and my friend no lifed it over the weekend, we beat it too.
    Man portal is such a great game.

  • @stefanusbayu1426
    @stefanusbayu1426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:01 i love how you got the idea of using timer. While SovietWomble got stuck there forever

  • @vaultence1346
    @vaultence1346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not lasers, Thermal Discouragement Beams.

  • @pieguy5323
    @pieguy5323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I like how half of this video is them saying no. Lol. Great vid

  • @ApertureLabs
    @ApertureLabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    7:13 To be fair, the last time you ran through this course it was 45 minutes of incessant arguing, suicide, and murdering each other.
    Hopefully this time you'll do better.
    P.S.
    11:50 those chairs are expensive, please don't destroy them.

  • @TecnoButter
    @TecnoButter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nah man, Monopoly is the real friendship destroyer.

    • @CURSEisabastard
      @CURSEisabastard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zarathustra Dynamite more like time waster

  • @Imilmano
    @Imilmano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Robots give us six extra seconds of cooperation.

  • @hartbeet4138
    @hartbeet4138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is basically a discount soviet womble and cyanide... except they're not discount they're actually a lot better

  • @kentuckyfryedstalin
    @kentuckyfryedstalin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:03 this reminds me of the one time sovietwomble and cyanide played portal 2 and got to here

  • @RalseiGaming
    @RalseiGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i played portal coop with a random person and i didn’t have a mic at the time he didn’t too and somehow we both new what each other was gonna do and it ended being the fastest coop run of my life

  • @CamBosma
    @CamBosma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Isnt there another set of levels after this? Where glados reveals that all those test subjects only lasted a week?

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      probably, but we clearly weren't intelligent enough to find it.
      thank goodness too, I had 3.5 hours of footage, it was hard enough to cut things :p

    • @g-saviour6581
      @g-saviour6581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously? I was hoping those test subjects would be the new mc of a possible third game

    • @LeeSpork
      @LeeSpork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that's a DLC

  • @krimson8317
    @krimson8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to think that this video is what planted the seed for all his torture video ideas

  • @sailor5898
    @sailor5898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly I’m just happy that people still play portal2 !,I love your videos!

  • @xtiebone55x2
    @xtiebone55x2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is relatable on so many levels. Brings back hilarious memories especially the fucking level with the blocks going up and down at 0:38

  • @Punykirby
    @Punykirby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who did this all in one play through with one of my closest friend, and worked together well, this hurts me. Still funny

  • @digital045
    @digital045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:00 That's a broken man

    • @KDA21
      @KDA21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothin is better than cyanide

  • @kassen2000
    @kassen2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went to school with Novel and i can confirm, he is like this out of games too

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moving box level will always be a true test of trust

  • @lukakrog
    @lukakrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:59 You'll see that Atlas (a.k.a. Blue) did a reference to Terminator with the thumb when going down. x3

    • @omystar
      @omystar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:53
    _SovietWomble and Cyanide flashbacks_

  • @eve13acatty
    @eve13acatty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seeing this made me want to play this too, so now me and my friend are going to give it a try! Neither of us have played Portal Co-op before, his controls tend to break and I have zero experience in these types of games... this can only end well XD

  • @ohwhen7814
    @ohwhen7814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me to my parents:
    I “genuinely” hate you.

  • @illumnigd8649
    @illumnigd8649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GLaDOS: Blue, you are the most advances model of robot Aperture. Science has ever discontinued.

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can’t have a ruined friendship if you don’t have friends am i right guys

  • @MillyBays
    @MillyBays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been listening to Portal OSTs again, and then this graced upon me. Amazing.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry but I can't look at anything besides that profile picture
      seriously what even

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao same here

  • @Apollo-mn9wq
    @Apollo-mn9wq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't had this good of a laugh in a long while, this is great

  • @olorinmagus4479
    @olorinmagus4479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:13 vale is getting infected by the robot persona

  • @spacecate70
    @spacecate70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve played portal 2 coop with friends. I trolled him a lot, I pissed him off a lot, but I gotta say we both had the time of our lives playing it. A lot of good memories and probably the most fun I’ve ever had in a videogame.

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who made the mistake of using cooperative mode (btw I was always the one to intentionally fuck things up...)

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative working as intended.

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Please not the fan level!"
    Sounds like you don't like fans very much.
    Wait that came out wrong...

  • @sonicm4959
    @sonicm4959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, one of the better videos the algorithm recommended me, you found another sub

  • @gexxx43
    @gexxx43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Appeared in my recommended videos. Liked, subbed, and joined the discord

  • @theastrogamer710
    @theastrogamer710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ha! Jokes on you! I dont have friends!

  • @gipiriusgnugfur7509
    @gipiriusgnugfur7509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played portal co-op with a friend and the amount of pain and suffering I want through was immeasurable

  • @MrSheep-uv7up
    @MrSheep-uv7up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my friends call it simply "uncooperative mode"

  • @keycrafter7471
    @keycrafter7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Valefisk + RTgame = total insanity

  • @MrSnuffian
    @MrSnuffian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god, I made my best friend play this with me for all the achievements and when we’re jokingly yelling st eachother I still bring up that puzzle where one person controls the switch to move the gravity wells and for some reason I let him do it.

  • @Domanator179
    @Domanator179 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God its like watching a 10 car pile up on the free way, it horrifying but you cant look away.

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how they fight over the ball like dogs and a tennis ball

  • @thatguy_0069
    @thatguy_0069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I played it with my friend and I made it my mission to mess with him in every single level

  • @OssyFlawol
    @OssyFlawol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amazing cooperation

  • @lostandalive8981
    @lostandalive8981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:40 There's only my way, we're doing this my way. 15:54 GLaDOS mocks him

  • @xxDianaxx33441
    @xxDianaxx33441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "no youre wrong youre doing it wrong"

  • @shinypie1111
    @shinypie1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now officially what I think Atlas and P-body sound like.

  • @abunchofss7523
    @abunchofss7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This isn’t March of the eagles

  • @Lobotomygirlhasnofriends
    @Lobotomygirlhasnofriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have had that exact argument over who got to put the ball in

  • @Viisuri
    @Viisuri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    now this is what i call science

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Believe me, you got off easy with the level at 0:40

  • @neptune_main4049
    @neptune_main4049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 realizes the next Esport was Farming simulater

  • @hoi5225
    @hoi5225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's deffinetly smarting

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Valuable lesson in trust: don't

  • @EastPort10
    @EastPort10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that this game is still ruining friendships over 8 years after it was released.

  • @saladmancer4802
    @saladmancer4802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The video didn't load right for me so I just watched 3 minutes of uncomfortable silence

  • @iamtherainbow3997
    @iamtherainbow3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to play this with my elder brother. It most certainly caused a lot of fights, as well as a lot of laughter xD

  • @FishSnackems
    @FishSnackems 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: ent_create airboat is not a sv_cheats protected command. You can spawn in airboats and still be 100%in the games engine

  • @zinkpieco
    @zinkpieco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its simple shit like this I can relate to.
    Thanks for helping out us gamers

  • @aldrickjensen1459
    @aldrickjensen1459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Miss this game, it still stands up well as a game.

  • @Im_Not_Loss
    @Im_Not_Loss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Incorrect, the way to ruin a friendship is trapping a subject inside *The Room* by which they will not leave until they have completed Celeste - Pico 8

  • @Dieaconus
    @Dieaconus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh please do more portal! This really reminded me of the channel coop crowd that made portal videos ages ago! You should play some of the community levels!

  • @chl0renamine
    @chl0renamine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as someone who's had 4 other runs with other people, this is extremely accurrate

  • @froggy8277
    @froggy8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 robots fight for a portal and a ball,
    That’s how human works

  • @Matt-wc7bl
    @Matt-wc7bl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:58 is that a T-2 reference

  • @skelevus
    @skelevus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    First Video I Saw From You, Not Disappointed. :)

  • @dadeee7776
    @dadeee7776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 years back played it with a mate, I kept destroying my portals, end up hearing keys flying throughout his room we played again start of last year and his mouse breaks in the 3rd level we played best game ever

  • @jonesy6962
    @jonesy6962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video title is accurate. Me and my friend played for 14 hours straight and hated each other by the end.

  • @Wilker_uwu
    @Wilker_uwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    completing co-op puzzles solo is the worst way to ruin a possible friendship
    i learned this the hard way :(

  • @roflyanskiy
    @roflyanskiy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This brings me back sweet memories when I was playing this game with my friend, I hated him so much, but it still was the best time I had in this game :'D

  • @orthellion2347
    @orthellion2347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh it's been to long since I've seen a portal 2 co-op vid. Its a risk free strategy

  • @yeah42069
    @yeah42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who has played portal 2 co-op. I can confirm this is how to lose all your friends.

  • @Zorgot.
    @Zorgot. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God damn I love these, I wish I had a friend who likes Portal to play this with, not nearly as fun and funny with a random person

  • @chickenpotbiebro202
    @chickenpotbiebro202 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that this was a really old video like 2012 or 13 it feels like I saw this vid awhile

  • @KoaFidCZ
    @KoaFidCZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you were screaming much more than him :D

  • @williamschoenfeld4462
    @williamschoenfeld4462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im pretty sure the fan level took everyone over an hour for the first time

  • @owo1744
    @owo1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, do we still have to remember the 3:12:XY timer?

  • @MrDanTheCreative10Z9
    @MrDanTheCreative10Z9 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:43 did Vale just start floating despite the lack of an active funnel?

  • @fourohefour
    @fourohefour 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really liked your video about SCREAMING, it was really nice to watch.

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Co-operation" achieved.