Soldier pulls up at dead soldier's wife's house Soldier: Im sorry your husband is dead Wife : Oh no how did he die?!? Soldier( In Head): Madlad rode on a goliath committing all the war crimes he could think of Soldier: He died in a brave charge at the enemy
Continuation 20 days later in Japanese France Soldier: Sir, We have a problem General : What is it Corporal Soldier : All of our men are running about the countryside looking for family members of the dead General : What?! Soldier: And the Germans are walking through the maginot line General : *SEPUKU INTENSIFIES*
No, the fact he isn't is proof someone is in fact doing their job *very well,* specifically the Hague worker he hired to destroy all reports on his activities.
Imagine being an Allied soldier, and seeing two or three german tanks on one day and then the next you see an army of those tiny buggers. I'm sure they'd laugh at first, but then stop because the realize the things can explode :P
@@Valefisk USA WP shells mortar spam + M8 Scott indirect fire WP shells , heck yea. Soviet heavy mortar recieved OP incendiary shell aswell, and Germans have stuka zu fuss with heavy incendiary rockets.
Flamethrowers and any flame related stuff are also probably warcrimes. But, as an Inquisitor once said, humans have a very deep relationship with fire, which is why I just LOVE burning down the entire map when I play. It's just so satisfying to watch as the houses crumble in gloriuos flames, burying everyone inside, while the people outside run screaming in pain. On top of all of this flame weapons are even effective against tanks! There is just nothing to not love about fire.
@@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 nah that still dont make sense with your statement. Its fine to use flame throwers and napalm as long as its not in civilian populated areas or civilian infrastructure since flames are hard to control n shit during war
German tank commander: Hans... Hans: yes? Why is that lone Japanese soldier running towards us? Japanese solider: omaewa mou shinderu!!! German tank commander : SHOOT HIM! Hans: the mg is reloding sir! German tank commander: NEIN NEIN NEIN!-
@@mordador2702 ye the minimap, you can only toggle it off last time I checked, maybe they re-added the feature, but it has several other features that are just a big ? for me in comparison with as 1. The engine is smother and pretier and all that, yet it lost the "easy" awareness of the first as for me, idk why its just different. Im a picky prick because I bought it first day and it was a AS 1 renaed an fucked up, but still, AS 1 best AS
@@JohnDayguy in standard it is common wealth assault troops for the nade launcher (or at crew for the pat launcher which is really nasty against infantry/sandbags) get the crusader spaa then get firefly/ rocket arty and its gg
Played aaaa lot of mow as (not the second one) and I can tell that there is no meta. Its all about your skill and imagination, Ill always remember when my mate killed a super persing with a single partisan. Or killing a tiger with the cheapest japanese tank (the one with canon not the machine gun one)... aaaahh good times.
I apologize again for the occasionally overpowering sound in the game. That's a mistake :p Also, go sub to spiffing: th-cam.com/channels/RHXUZ0BxbkU2MYZgsuFgkQ.html
To change fire mode go into the crosshair and look to the bottom right where everything lives and you'll find fire mode in there Hot tip, Goliath's have bare minimum style tank armour, employ AT rifle infantry which you'll find in the tab below the main infantry tab, RPG's work the same however AT rifles will disable the Goliath and RPG's will do the Goliath's job for your enemy
Communicating with your teammates is vital to success. To open a chat window with your teammates, press “Y”. To chat to the opposing team, press “Shift+Y”. Press “Enter” to send your message.
And in the end Still one of my favorite games Both when you just wanna dick around, and also when you ACTUALLY put effort into playing with people who WON'T just fuck around
The first time I saw the communication is important, the thing that stood out to me was press shift+Y to chat with enemy team, the I thought "*Time to commit treason*"
Anyone else annoyed that he kept saying ‘omaewa’ over and over again rather than the actual saying like he missed out of half of what it actually is ‘omaewa mo shinderu’
The only way to stop the Goliath spam in game reliably is (IMO) purchasing a flak gun or something with a flak gun. Then naming it David because bad puns.
The game is actually not broken at all, the mod u use however has some broken machanics. The vannila game with normal settings is very balanced and competitive
committing war crimes in Company Of Heroes 2 is so easy, just get your engineer to put down a bomb on a key point that your allies are going to capture (preferably you want your allies to be send engineers or medics to add to the war crime effect.) then wait for them to got to the point and when there near the bomb boom easy as that!
14:17 "go go power range-" *Kamikaze explosion*
They were power rangers but without shirts
Soldier pulls up at dead soldier's wife's house
Soldier: Im sorry your husband is dead
Wife : Oh no how did he die?!?
Soldier( In Head): Madlad rode on a goliath committing all the war crimes he could think of
Soldier: He died in a brave charge at the enemy
Accurate.
Continuation 20 days later in Japanese France
Soldier: Sir, We have a problem
General : What is it Corporal
Soldier : All of our men are running about the countryside looking for family members of the dead
General : What?!
Soldier: And the Germans are walking through the maginot line
General : *SEPUKU INTENSIFIES*
Wife game ends herself, as his boy didn't use the Goliath...
"all i did was play as the taliban as the whole game you'd been fine" -valefisk 2018 almost 19
And … there back
@@dewlisalaza7481 Guess whos back, back again...
5:00 yeah that german flammenpanzer is the most utterly broken piece of shit in the game. Nothing pens it and it just annihilates infantry.
Mrwhale99 Hey he wasn’t wrong, he didn’t send one.
@@Mrwhale99the Japanese in ww2 be like
"They literally just have bombs strapped to their chests!"
"..."
*"This is great."*
Valefisk 2018, when asked for his opinion on Isis
if Vale isn't on some kind of goverment watchlist, someone ain't doing their job right
Mr Sarcastic101. True. True
Hes on every one of the lists.
I wonder if he can still go on international flights ,:/
No, the fact he isn't is proof someone is in fact doing their job *very well,* specifically the Hague worker he hired to destroy all reports on his activities.
Who would win?
Glorious impeccable German engineering.
Some shirtless bois.
Alex Krycek By “impeccable” you mean “liable to break down before reaching the battlefield”
@@kingandcountry1242
But muh rockets! Jets! Panzer 5! Reeee!
@@wahlex841 WUNDERWAFFEEEE Reeeeeee
CTD obviously wins.
@@kingandcountry1242 I SAID *GLORIOUS AND IMPECCABLE*
This shows Hitler would have won if he just built Goliath battalions
KOCI MIRO!
Imagine being an Allied soldier, and seeing two or three german tanks on one day and then the next you see an army of those tiny buggers. I'm sure they'd laugh at first, but then stop because the realize the things can explode :P
They did only problem is that for every one goliath made the ruskies had 5 tonks
And then you just move 650 meters back and level the place with HE shells
And then you realize you walk faster than it can move and then it stops moving cause the wire snapped.
Goliath were trash
Vale "The War Crimes" Fisk strikes again!
You cant get casualties if all the men killed themselves😃👈
This is the closest i can get to the meme
@@C4Cole05 Exactly.
Has he done chemical warfare yet?
@@sekliley7587 Not yet...
*Men of War Crimes
stealing this title for when/if there's a sequel to this video
simply beautiful
@@Valefisk USA WP shells mortar spam + M8 Scott indirect fire WP shells , heck yea.
Soviet heavy mortar recieved OP incendiary shell aswell, and Germans have stuka zu fuss with heavy incendiary rockets.
*Assault on Geneva Conventions Squad 2
@@kingandcountry1242 the apprentice has stricken down his master
But what if we put kamikaze troops on a goliath?
Im sorry guys but this is what peak performance looks like
*Rides on a goliath into a tiger on a hill*
State Secret. hush hush
And put the goliath on an Ohka?
Napoleon...how the fuck did you not conquer Europe with this?
On a shirtless goliath*
this was not a shamefur dispray
*VEEELLLLLYYYY HONORABURU*
Flamethrowers and any flame related stuff are also probably warcrimes. But, as an Inquisitor once said, humans have a very deep relationship with fire, which is why I just LOVE burning down the entire map when I play. It's just so satisfying to watch as the houses crumble in gloriuos flames, burying everyone inside, while the people outside run screaming in pain. On top of all of this flame weapons are even effective against tanks! There is just nothing to not love about fire.
As long as you dont use it against civilists its fine
@@lukebrainman I think you miss spelled it. It's "acceptable casualties".
@@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 nah that still dont make sense with your statement. Its fine to use flame throwers and napalm as long as its not in civilian populated areas or civilian infrastructure since flames are hard to control n shit during war
@@yeahokbuddy2510 Tell that to the Allies.
@@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 Yeah, I misspelled, what I meant to say was collateral damage.
When in doubt... do as the Russiands, but add explosives
Solll Russians* my man
They are basically explodable Russians
4:58
My favorite line from this video...
-are you serious! how is that thing not dead!?
"German engeneering my friend..."
XD
German tank commander: Hans...
Hans: yes?
Why is that lone Japanese soldier running towards us?
Japanese solider: omaewa mou shinderu!!!
German tank commander : SHOOT HIM!
Hans: the mg is reloding sir!
German tank commander:
NEIN NEIN NEIN!-
@@Ardox_the_fatebreaker *Explosion*
A: How'd he die?
B: A Goliath ran him over.
A: He died from that? What'd they do, pick it up and beat him to death with it?
Hearing Spiff say "It's gamer time" gave me life
Wow vale went from achievements to achieving war crimes
that's still an "achievement", come to think of it. :P
@@studiosnch and It is very funny to watch
"I regret absolutely fucking nothing." -General Vale Fisk, last words before his death by firing squad for crimes against humanity, 2018
1:01 alright fellas that's all we need videos over
Men of War AS2 is the best game ever made.
Can't change my mind.
Probably... imagine MOWAS combined with a total war/hearts of iron-esque strategy part
Its the first MoW AS tbh, in the second one you cannot change fhe map position = 0/10
You mean the minimap? last time i checked you could move it
@@mordador2702 ye the minimap, you can only toggle it off last time I checked, maybe they re-added the feature, but it has several other features that are just a big ? for me in comparison with as 1.
The engine is smother and pretier and all that, yet it lost the "easy" awareness of the first as for me, idk why its just different.
Im a picky prick because I bought it first day and it was a AS 1 renaed an fucked up, but still, AS 1 best AS
@@Yaponnk AS2 has mods, arguement over.
*URGE TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR INTENSIFIES*
This is quickly becoming a *How to Spam Kamikaze in Every RTS* channel.
youd be surprised how close to the meta this is
Wait. MOW has a meta?
@@JohnDayguy in standard it is common wealth assault troops for the nade launcher (or at crew for the pat launcher which is really nasty against infantry/sandbags) get the crusader spaa then get firefly/ rocket arty and its gg
Played aaaa lot of mow as (not the second one) and I can tell that there is no meta.
Its all about your skill and imagination, Ill always remember when my mate killed a super persing with a single partisan.
Or killing a tiger with the cheapest japanese tank (the one with canon not the machine gun one)... aaaahh good times.
@@Yaponnk my point exactly lol
@@josephrohrbach1588 remember the dynamite german kamikaze? ahh those days when nobody knew about that
When ever spiff and fisk are teamed it's like haveing two thanos with infinity gauntlets
How to banzai the entire map: the video
9:16 Goliat "Weight 370 kg (820 lb)" information from wiki you rly dont want be run over by Goliat
*Goliath
RobZ _"Realism"_ mod at it's finest:D
T34 casually bounces off the rear of a pz3
Nukclear RobZ Wehraboo mod
But is it perfectly balanced?
As all things should be.
@@jacktaylor8306 .
*SNAP*
I apologize again for the occasionally overpowering sound in the game. That's a mistake :p
Also, go sub to spiffing: th-cam.com/channels/RHXUZ0BxbkU2MYZgsuFgkQ.html
*Straps bomb to chest.* "Watashi wa, mou, shindeiru!"
"NANI?!"
the moment the kamikazi got the tiger
>my head
>''Ladies and gentlemen, we got him''
To change fire mode go into the crosshair and look to the bottom right where everything lives and you'll find fire mode in there
Hot tip, Goliath's have bare minimum style tank armour, employ AT rifle infantry which you'll find in the tab below the main infantry tab, RPG's work the same however AT rifles will disable the Goliath and RPG's will do the Goliath's job for your enemy
7:55 "So they do travel in herds"
10:30 I would pay for Drew to host pew news
A laughing “Omae wa” will haunt my dreams. When death comes from me, it’ll be Valefisk’s voice for a black cloak and it’ll just be, “Omae wa.”
17:52 That poor soul that crawls amongst the body pieces definitely has PTSD.
When Vale's Japanese is limited to a very bad pronunciation of "you are"...
Me: おまわも死んでる！
Communicating with your teammates is vital to success. To open a chat window with your teammates, press “Y”. To chat to the opposing team, press “Shift+Y”. Press “Enter” to send your message.
"Johnny who are you playing with?"
*"Mr Adolf mom!"*
Awesome stuff man keep up the good work!
Valefisk, he will Always be remembered for his Warcrimes
I mean it's a historically authentic take on the 'defense' of Japan proper against the planned invasion.
10:50 "Artillery only, right?" "No." YES OBVS!
I was literally just thinking how absurdly OP this tactic is
If you shoot the wheel of a British Staghound and then drive backwards, it will drive quicker than any other vehicle in the game. Just a fun glitch.
And in the end
Still one of my favorite games
Both when you just wanna dick around, and also when you ACTUALLY put effort into playing with people who WON'T just fuck around
I love hearing the repeating 'You!'/'Omae wa!' over and over again it's beautiful.
those Kamikazes taking out that Tiger *really* opened the door for more Kamikazes to swoop in
2:25 sounds like the Sinclair Broadcast Group
Valefisk and the incredible war criminals that couldn't
Japanese 99% casualty rate: VICTORY
shameful display
let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the...
FLOOOOOOOOOOOR!
The AI in this game is absolute booty even the ones you directly control
Mow as 2 artillery only would be glorious!
It's brilliant.
Vale gets along well with the Japanese, who've thought.
7:48 this is what the movie "suicide squad" should've been about.
man i miss this game, had so much fun in the multiplayer. I wish they would make a remake
omg please play more of this game. this is godly of you
Never forget that this won the game of the year award!
I get so fucking excited when I see your video pop up in my feed.
The French community definitely learned not to mess with the emperor ever
A bit of history trivia. Japanese suicide bombers were selected based on whether they got a b or less in maths.
Yeah, this video's great and all, but there aren't enough war crimes
Gates of Hell is Men of War without the broken meme strats and bigger scale
The first time I saw the communication is important, the thing that stood out to me was press shift+Y to chat with enemy team, the I thought "*Time to commit treason*"
It may be broken, but this game with Robz or the World at War mods, it’s so bloody good when playing with mates.
Anyone else annoyed that he kept saying ‘omaewa’ over and over again rather than the actual saying like he missed out of half of what it actually is ‘omaewa mo shinderu’
holy fuck why did I have to scroll so far down to see this
you are not alone
You are-
You are-
You are-
CMON, MAN! SPIT IT OUT!
Valefisk: *_You're already_*
More like: "You are".
their valiant "sacrifices" shall be remembered
the fact that he's only saying "omae wa" and nothing else is peeving me when it shouldn't
when vale starts laughing, you'd best start running.
16:35 -- when your kamikaze zergs blow one of the other players literally out of the game.
(And then shortly afterward, the only proper end to a kk swarm player... :p )
I just imagine the kamikaze infantry sneaking up on a German mg squad then screaming AWWW A HERROOOOO *BOOM*
BANZAIIII!!!!
The only way to stop the Goliath spam in game reliably is (IMO) purchasing a flak gun or something with a flak gun. Then naming it David because bad puns.
Gta stands for: Goliath The Americans
As soon as I saw the sniffling britt I knew exactly how this was gonna end
More explosions then a Michael Bay movie!
Is it weird, that when I read the title I imagined planes diving nose straight down into enemy troops?
15:42 "Waking" the Tiger DLC secret mode
"killing the tiger"
IRL, molotovs were often effective for decrewing tanks
Congratulations! You sir had turn Men of War to Men of WarHammer40K.
There's a mod for that. And now I wanna see them do that
Germans>
N word>
Old habbits never die huh oldman?
I'm gonna say the N word
Nuremberg
When you kamikaze so hard your computer commits seppuku
As a mow veterun, I can only say thanks for remembering me the amount of lolz this game is capable of..
BAAAAAAANZAIIIIII
How to commit war crime the game
The game is actually not broken at all, the mod u use however has some broken machanics.
The vannila game with normal settings is very balanced and competitive
I love how 'completely unscripted let's meet the team segment' is immediately followed by 'I've come to say the n-word'
Now THESE are war crimes!
Unlimited Kamikazee units with no cooldown in a world fighting for limited resources(entertainment)....
And all the devs say is
Ceteris Paribus
committing war crimes in Company Of Heroes 2 is so easy, just get your engineer to put down a bomb on a key point that your allies are going to capture (preferably you want your allies to be send engineers or medics to add to the war crime effect.) then wait for them to got to the point and when there near the bomb boom easy as that!
Goliaths, remote controlled memes
It's no "N" word November my dudes
*NUT*
Why do I watch your channel? It’s basically just watching all the same games I play.
Ah yes, abusing kamikazes, aka voluntary mass murder.
The real strategy here is to crashed the enemies' PC before yours
oof the drew durnil shade
When you say "Omae wa," over and over... You're literally just saying "You are, you are, you are,"
What’s the song name at 16:53?