An Absolutely Disastrous Hoi4 MP Experience
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1960: Today a great loss for the Chinese people, Chiang Kai Shek passed away today in a accident in his home, when he accidentally knocked over his shelf containing all his Russian medals of honor. The building did not survive the calamitous destruction of the many medals weight shifting so suddenly.
Strong shelf
F’s in chat
The only thing that could kill him
*The physical representation of his honor and glory!*
It fell with the force of a tungsten rod
"My men will die... Chiang Kai-shek with have another one [Soviet medal]."
- Chiang Kai-shek
Man, it was so beautiful to see so many Hero’s of the Soviet Union like Chiang Kai Shek and Dwight D Eisenhower personally lead the attack to liberate Berlin and win the war! Thanks for this amazing documentary Vale!
JAX? ON MY VALEFISK COMMENT SECTION?
@@lek289 It’s more likely than you think!
@@jax3967 call to get your comment section checked today!
Before I watched the video I was going to reply "hey Chiang Kai Shek was a nationalist!"
Me right now: "Chiang Kai Shek, Hero of the Soviet Union!!"
@@genericuser984 hhh h high be
Also just to save you your comment: We did not learn until after the game that we could click on supply hubs and set them to use motorized. That's it. That was the whole problem. What a waste of time, honestly.
Orangutang moment
I… did not know this
@@the_sad_wallet1553 This is news to me as well, and could have saved some of my disastrous games that still haunt my nightmares.
You can also set individual army groups to use motorized logistics
btw its much easier to just click on the top of your armies and change it there instead of changing it for every single supply hub
probably the funniest thing in this entire video that *no one* talked about was the fact that both France and the USSR didn't seem to even know AT was an option to research until 1939, meaning neither of them even had even basic tank cannons, and the fact that this mistake wasn't realized at any point whatsoever just makes it 100x funnier to me
How to get away with breaking the rules:
“I’m sorry, but I don’t remember signing any sort of ‘Geneva convention’”
Yet another fantastic Bokoen1 video. Weird that he uploaded it to Valefisk's channel though.
You know, I miss that guy. Sometimes, even in this video, I can still hear his voice, like he's still here. :(
Thank you for giving a realistic hoi4 experience for anyone who doesn't JUST play Hoi4. Like when you watch bo's videos it seems fun and like "everyone" has some form of knowledge of what to do. but then when you try it with your buddies this is what ends up as the outcome. Thanks again.
13:36 Big fan of the chat message 'If the world played out in Chamber speed the Titanic wouldn't have sunk'
Props to the cameraman for recording this historic moment of Chiang Kai-Shek and Eisenhower leading troops to victory
Ah yes, a valefisk video, goes well with my hoi 4 obsession and a cup of tea
Ah Such an exquisite gentlemen
Everyone (except Teddy) lost, but Novel was the only one to lose 3 times - once in China, once in the US and once in Europe
As someone who doesn't understand shit about HOI4 but still watch ppl play them, I'm thoroughly amazed by much you guys suffered in this match, Thank you and come again.
"Drugs, does anyone want to give me drugs?"
-China, 1936-Conclusion of WWII
that epic medal awarded the Mr. Chek got me dying bro 🤣
btw, I can hop on some hoi4 mp if any of y’all want to play
I don't understand Hoi 4 air. You have equal planes in equal numbers with equal efficiency and detection and then somehow you lose 25 planes for every one of theirs
We forgot to do the air focus, we had massive debuffs the whole game and didn't notice
@@LynxHylix that's tragic
@@LynxHylix I’m disappointed in you
@@LynxHylix Soviet air debuff don't do anything, lol.
@@LynxHylix skill issue
The most diabolical weapon was the tutorial video all along.
I love the fact Vale managed to turn the tide by basically operation britishing, Running in fanatical valefiskians to blow up the entire german logistical line XD
Don't worry, Steiner will deploy operation: Balls.
Nah nah, since it’s a response to balls, Steiner would launch operation cock
No matter who is playing, every game US and British players have no clue how to use their navy to stop themselves from being invaded.
They could not stand up to the power of the supremely based El Alemin railway gun
God I need to see a alt history game with you guys.
Intense micro also if you look click the army then see to the top left close to the general photo find a horse icon and click it it is a motorization policy if it is still horse that means your logistical lines is still horse delivered click two times to use trucks for logistic it will help the supply situation but uses a lot more trucks
The D-Day landings bring me so much pain. All they had to do was violently push out. Cri
What the video didn’t show is the fact that those 1 Unit Per tile had 2000 defence
@@NovelPondEvery mile is a Normandy, got it.
Get Bokoen to join as British Malaya next time to balance it out.
Can't wait for Vale and the boys to do a Hoi4 video on By Blood Alone.
I love scrolling down the list of rules slowly and reading them all. Oh boy they're fun.
I love videos of HOI4 but I've never seen them from you, so this was just amazing.
Keep it up Valefisk!
i would watch the whole 11 hours of this show.
3:02 Sounds like you need a navy co-op lol
Literally my first time watching a gameplay of this game
That Sabaton thing was so relatable you do not want to know how much I have not heard my parents because I am listening to Sabaton.
4:08 Topical!
this is the alternate universe where germany won world war 2
"There is no Hoi4 video"
Well now there is one
19:50
Stalin: *Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions...*
as someone with over 1000 hours in hoi4 and who often plays the soviets this hurt
USA capitulated, Soviets balls deep in mud and Germans balls deep in them. Allies: ,,gUyS wE wOn.!"
25:24 Mexican volunteers arrive to stop the Spanish from starting a reconquista of their historic colonies. December 16th, 1941 (Colorized)
"Operation Balls has initiated."
- Stalin (March 7th, 1942)
Build AA not anti tank. AA has piercing so you can use it against tanks, plus if you stack it it will help with the enemy air
Operation Balls and the newest chapter, Operation Balls: Requiem
2:20
Man that really was the Soviet/NATO interaction huh
"Allies?"
"Fuck off!"
"Fine, fuck you guys!"
17:56 haven’t watched the entire video but something tells me that’s when everything went bad.
Now This Is Something I Could Watch For Hours!
Paradox games are like this. It's just 100% lobby simulator. More time in lobby than anywhere else :D
0:58 Stalin starts his censorship campaign
Nobody really won, but we can all agree, Novel lost
I looked away for a second and America is now Spain
I've rewatched this like 10 times, i so so SO want another one
Vale sounds like a Berserk 1997 dub voice actor
Using country balls to signify what country is talking is amusing and helpful, if you want to do more HoI videos.
I never seen such imcompetence in HOIVI before
9:03 this entire bit made my sides hurt
Isn't every paradox mp experience an absolute disaster?
watching this while having zero clue how the game works certainly is something
They can’t be stopped, they’re listening to ghost division
28:52 'why upgrade any of our generals'... ?!
This is what happend if stenir's atack worked
this game looks so fun i wish i knew how to play
Yeah I tried playing Russia in an offline match all of my men got encircled within the first year of the war against germany
axis clearly won tho
29:45 reminds me of the time I nuked 207 divisions there. Idk where those divisions came from, but I nuked them.
not vale throwing out the rules like some participants in WW2 did to the geneva conventions (it was a lot of them)
This entire vid seems like a torture to record
Bokoen Funnies part 2 is finally here ohemgeee!!!!!!!
I feel like Britain could have literally left the game and it wouldn't have affected anything.
insanity incarcerated
this is also how I feel trying to learn the game playing as germany. I've never won ww2 in like 7 games. I win the SCW, fuck around not knowing what I'm doing for 6 years, then crush myself under the weight of my economy imploding from british strat bombers.
The axis did pretty well to stand up to a end game China as usually they become unstopable if Japan is incompetent, and Spain certainly won.
Operation Balls 2: The 2nd Ball
"my discord goblins" lol
Will ever get the 11 hour Fisk cut of this video?
Too many rules, no one could remember that many
45 minutes of (mostly) shitting on Bo? That was awesome
Le epic armor brigade almost won it
SABATON REFERENCE LOL❤
I have no idea what this game is or what’s happening still enjoyed the whole vid
wait that this was a 45 minute video, holy shit. i lost track of time
soooo...any chance of the uncondensed one ?
Romania: No "Dominate the Balkans" *what*
Love the Bokoen1 reference 😂😂
please post an unedited version
I don't like Valefisk, but I like his friends.
Chadfisk returns
never heard of this game. good video though
Full video ?
Big up Lynx!
Good and all. but can i have that link of how to take britain in 6 months with 6 paratroopers?
holy shit all heavy tanks
Another heart of iron 4 please
Hoi4 has no bugs
CHINESE VICTORY
Have the only good player pick *spain* to *balance* it out. (: they'll learn a lesson from that. (:
Why does the video crash their game
Pls do more again
Teddy is the best hoi player
“Cease fire, Stalin is hungry” has to be one of the greatest quotes on this channel.
"Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland" -Ruining WW2 with bad translations, Starv Harv
- Stalin, who was hungry
We all know the true winners were the friends we lost along the way over a hoi4 game
Obligatory "No coMMenTs aT 3.1K likES" comment
One year and one Fish.
The nationalist china carry is the highlight of this entire video. Truly heroes of the Soviet Union.
Comrade Cash My Cheque is truly the greatest ally the proletariats have ever had!!
Operation balls is the axis equivalent of D day
Truly a China victory
~ Chapter List ~
Chapter 1: Novel is Shit - 1:52
Chapter 1.5: Boe sucks lots of penis - 14:10
Chapter 2: Candy is Shit - 20:18
Chapter 3: Vale and Lynx is Shit - 28:14
Chapter 4: Operation Balls - 29:50
Chapter 5: Sorry guys we Lost (i.e. Lynx's defeatism) - 30:58
Chapter 6: Teddy isn't shit - 33:55
Chapter 7: NATO, but shit - 35:50
Chapter 8: Everyone is shit - 39:30
Chapter 9: Novel is twice shit - 44:24
whats chapter 10: O_o
@@NovelPond Chapter 10: Nothing has changed, Novel is still shit - 45:33
@@NovelPond A few sources may disagree, but Chapter 10 is “Fall of Berlin, Total Chinese Victory”
Chapter 1.75 Sabaton causes the fall of France 16:00
@@NovelPond Chapter 10: The fall of Berlin
“No strategic bombers”
Axis players will do anything but invest in heavy fighters
Heavy Fighters are amazing. I did a Hungary(AH) run once where I focused in on Heavy Fighters, had like 2000 planes by 1938 and oh my god they were fucking amazingy. Eventually I got a god tier airforce. Annihilated the british navy with tac bombers supported by heavy fighters. Best game I ever did
@@ilnsert damn, as Hungary how many mil factories did you have?
@@ianperry8557 2
Bruh strat 3 are completly broken, even with heavy bombers.Thats why most multiplayer dont allow them. Same is the case with sub 3s
@@carolusrex9577 yeah but it doesn’t say “no strat 3s”, it says “no strategic bombers.” Like, at all. Plus, there’s an ADDITIONAL rule that says no 1944 air before 1944. I’ll be honest I don’t think switching to strat 3s in 1944 will be a game winning move