Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong take China in Total War: Three Kingdoms
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ค. 2019
- "the peasants are fine if they starve, right?"
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Vale: I'm a Master Tactician
Also Vale: FULL FRONTAL CHARGE LETS GO
I was gonna make that damn joke
Didn't even hide in the trees smh
The yellow turbans' Gong Du literally has a unique building tree called Guerilla warfare. In fact they all have a pretty communist vibe.
Love the new video. Looking forward to Communist 2: Eclectic Boogalo
@@megakedar Time to do a "Red Turban" play through now
You can’t violate the Geneva Convection if it hasn’t been held yet.
I don’t think Geneva has even been founded yet.
3:18 "This will be the Vietcong stronghold"
Well, that's Taiyuan which you will remember from HOI4 as it was the main PRC stronghold during the 1930s, so.. not that far off?
lol he should pick jiaozhi(giao chau in Vietnamese , they are in the region most far south of the map in game that include region from north Vietnam to part of guang xi ) ( the southern most province of ancient china aka northern Vietnam and the core of Vietnamese cultural / people )
SunTzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
*Buys all of China with rice*
SunTzu: Im proud.
@nour nabil everything...
Rimmy reference?
Claims to be the Viet Cong, yells Semper Fi as battlecry. mAkEs SeNse
Also cares about money, despite being "Communist", meaning money means jack shit.
@@KingDerpy13 Eh, Vietnamese 'Communism' is more along the lines of 'Government gets all of the real money, the people get to use Disney Bucks.'
Remember Vale when in doubt about food rice is always the answer
Now get on modern warfare 2
okay chief
Stop impersonating ISP faker
when are you going to do that fascist revolution 1m?
@Saäf he's real
@@yeetman1243 no he isnt i sorrow is a fake and a copy of isp
Plays as the bandits when there is a literal peasant uprising, absolute mad lad.
Funny enough the Jiaozhi region of this era is now Northern Vietnam, so you could've picked Wu for the true authentic experience lol.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Valefisk: I love it when we're starving.
And does he also *love* democracy? Almost as much as Sheev?
>Plays as Ho Chi Minh
>9:00 "Take 'em down, Semper Fi!"
Noone:
AI: "WE WILL FIGH IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE FIELDS!"
I speak for the Chinese and the Chinese now speak Vietnamese
So Chinese are now trees?
@@flavivsaetivs5738 Me growing leafes right now
@@longyu9336 bruh
This city shall be "New Saigon!" And in a few centuries this naming will make since.
"Its not my job to supply food"
Vale 2020 running for President
6:30
Vale: I imagined a fishing port's as five huts
Me: You haven't seen France or Britain have you
ahhh a genius general and a 10/10 video Keep Going
When you have Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong together.
Valefisk: It’s free real estate!
Edit: Thanks for the love, mate!
It's our real estate
"Exterminated is one of my favourite words" Valefisk would make a good Dalek.
"If I don't understand which way a clock turns, which I still think I'm right about...." Nice Monopoly video reference Vale!
alright here me out right, when the hand of a clock is hitting noon, which way does the hand turn?
IT
TURNS
RIGHT
@@Valefisk But are you sure though?
White walkers: thanks goodness that they didn’t use that big castle.
Vale: thank goodness they didn’t use that big castle.
2:59 "oh no, we lost one guy"
Joseph Stalin: "one death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
Maybe not actually Joseph Stalin, but same point
When you took Taiyuan, the largest city in the northeast of China during the period, and call it a fishing port...
Valefisk:Damn if we had brought our ak 47's this would be so much easier
My mind:Hundreds of rice farmers mowing down thousands of elite troops with little to no effort
It's at 4:43 if anyone is interested
napalm is cheating i think
The historical accuracy of the Vietcong's initial situation is unparalleled but that would be the Viet Bac Stronghold.
4:00 Wouldn't it be 'Old Saigon' tho
Or just Saigon?
“I dunno why the enemy wants to come out into the fields”
Dude. It’s China, what did you expect?
15:38
I can just imagine the "to be continued" jojo meme here
The peasants starving is what caused this mess in the first place Vale, you're gunna end up like the Han Dynasty like this.....
Fun fact, in China, they ban any reference to time travel.
As a Vietnamese by blood, I can definitely say that this video stayed true to the stories my ancestors passed down
"i am the emperor of china" -valefisk (although there are like 10 emperors still alive)
He should play yellow turbans as -He Yi- Lmao Zedong. They even have communal farms and shared workshops.
Game: is about ancient china
Valefisk: D I D Y O U M E A N T H E V I E T C O N G ?
3:06 if you'll notice the one guy he lost wasn't even to the enemy, he most likely tripped and since everyone was running was promptly trampled on
Play as Lenin (Huang Shao) and tear down the burgouise!
Fuerto203 i just elected a peasant last night as huangshao. The peasant name is Stalin but my food production jumps 50%
Honestly play more this was definetly my favorite video on this game
So I've heard tell that on normal difficulty the old general trick et al work as usual, but on the higher difficulties AI changes. And considering what this channel is, I think we all know what video must be coming next. HUANG SHAO VERY HARD LETS GOOOOO??
15:38
When you’re scouting and the tree lines move and scream “Tấn công!”
minh was north vietnam the vc was a different group in south vietnam reeeeee
that's the joak
Very nice Vale
Just seeing the title made me think of 1000 different possible Warcrimes.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Valefisk be like “Only the top can eat and I will teach them the word comrade as well.”
You need to add Chinese subtitles to this video and get it trendy on the Chinese social media websites. I am sure you will be loved by every single Chinese person from Taiyuan to Taipei.
@16:49 This is like Saigon in '75 all over again !
14:58 “oh? You’re approaching me?”
This guy just recreated the first arc of Kingdom lol
Cant break the geneva convention if it hasnt been made yet
Lmao I didnt even know the game could "suggest to lower the difficulty". Good one mate.
Well, you can't expect a whale to be competent at gaming now, can you?
Vale just become Emperor and then you can play as Dong the greater and start with the emperor and can start the revolution from the start
MOAR!
I took only one look at the title and I remembered the Geneva convection
Rimmy the Australian has already beaten the game with nothing but food
Vale you should continue the campaign and conquer all of China
Valefisk: Takes Emperor and capital in a meme game
Rest of the Total War players:::::::: Okay wtf????
Son if the peasants complain just jab bamboo needles under their fingernails it's that easy - Vales dad probably
I am proud of your conquest
Never mess with the trees or they will start speaking
You should've conquered them with rice trades
"I'm sorry for any pronunciations I attempt in this video."
said Vale, pronouncing pronunciation wrong.
dad come back , steve is starving
Not enough reeducation camps. Downvoted for historical inaccuracy.
"Soon that throat of yours will be mine as well!"
O_o
He took the city but he could never hold it
Yes, you captured the emperor. Until that enemy army catches up next turn and wipes out your faction.
Capturing the Emperor is like only the first 20% of the game, if that.
part 2?
did not know that you play as a vietnamese, thx for play on my country side:D
Imagine being that one guy who died in the first battle.
I love this faction 'cause I have a crush on the leader . . . but they have such penalties. I'll have to try this tactic, bum rushing, and see if I can get it to work:) Thanks!
it's the great Gandhi long con.
You had china on your side last time. Though maybe less directly.
Welcome to the Ricefields. Wait why are The trees Speaking Vietnamese?!
3:07 The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic
I was expecting the yellow turbans
Valefisk!!!! You NEED yo play *Ancestors: Legacy*
How about I throw my Burgers at you and call it Bombs?
you can now actually play the viet cong with the new nanman expansion pack
You are a good dalek
You can’t violate the Geneva convention if it didn’t exist yet, outstanding move
Ai is doin the game of thrones s8 defense tactics!
Couldn't you just say mao he did guerilla warfare boi
Whoa... I've never seen the game recommend a lower difficulty before. I didn't even know it could do that...
*Hides in trees*
The trees are speaking Vietnamese, I see the flash backs.
God dammit. I almost got rid of this game on my recommended feed and now you do this.
does he stream?
Wait, weren't vietnamese fighting off chinese backed red khmers too? First french, who had used their tanks for the same reason nazis used them in Europe to route out yugoslav partisans out just a few years before(I wonder if they've at least cleared out swastikas?), then chinese and americans. Not sure if anybody fought worse for their independence.
days since last communism food joke: 0
sir please this is an arby's
Please don’t bring the clock up again Vale...
theyre in the trees
oh shi
I own Shogun 2. Good game, though I don't do any battles because I am terrible at military strategy, but when I do auto-resolve, I don't like it if the AI has at least 1% advantage over me, in which I make my general park his ass down in a defensive position and start recruiting a bunch more ashigaru because Oda is best.
12:51
you mean worse odds have been won?
Well this is interesting! More meat for the grinder
>Fishing Village
>5 huts
>In China
Vale, it's China. Multiply all population numbers by at least x100, if not x1000.
it's pretty lit: ho chi minh sent his wife back in time and a power surge caused an explosion which was the cause of his heart failure
No you were wrong about the clock thing
Do the Wargame Red Dragon campaigns
Also, do Wargame Air & Land battle coop campaign
15:38 Vietcong get Vietconged
Should have waited for the Vietnam dlc
Where was the "but you probably already knew that", I miss the old Vale