The adult dog being called a puppy is the most realistic part of this movie. I have a 12 year old 100 pound dog and we still call him our little puppy.
Literally tho! My 12 year old dog with gray hair is still a baby. My grandma’s 10 year 100 and something pound golden retriever was a puppy and our baby girl until the end.
If you love bad movies, I still don’t think you could watch it. The opening shot is eleven, ELEVEN, minutes long and is literally a shirtless guy walking through the woods while there is ominous growling nearby. The titular fight at the end is so ridiculously bad it’s not even funny. In between it’s just long shots of shirtless dudes doing stupid shit. It was legitimately painful, but oh my god it is so insane it’s almost worth it.
Just want to talk about when I met Ted last week. We were at a gas station, and when I asked him for a photo, he poured gasoline on me and drove me to Ohio. I haven't eaten in 6 weeks. Time passes differently here. The best influencer interaction I ever had.
Got you too, huh? One time I was at Enumclaw, Washington, when I met Ted! I began running in fear due to this being the third time I met Ted, but he was riding a large stallion and easily caught up to me and the horse began to trample me. Ted got off of his steed and ordered it to leave, after grabbing his rusty, bent crowbar from a satchel on the horse’s side. He began to repeatedly crush my spine with the circular section of the crowbar, and finally wrapped it around my face-down body and used the sharp end of the weapon to puncture my lung! I was in the hospital for four whole months!
Oh my god, sincerely thank you Ted, because for years I have been thinking about Halloween Puppy. I'm kind of a connoisseur of S tier garbage, a talent I discovered at a young age. I found this movie as a kid while digging online for bad Halloween movies and for years it has haunted me as a somewhat distant fever dream. The image of those kids sitting in front of that weird totem pole has haunted me for years, but I never remembered what it was called. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to share with you Spymate. A kid's movie about a spy monkey. Need I say more? I have so many terrible movie suggestions, and I am happy to share them with anyone.
@@Pharaogon Bibble is a crazy blue puffball from the Barbie Fairytopia movies. He is completely unintelligible, and a much larger character than he has any reason to be. Naturally I act as a messenger for the Church of Bibble, to educate the uninitiated, such as yourself.
I think that the intro was a premade sequence they bought. Like back in the day when you could buy 3D Minecraft intros for your TH-cam channel. After they received the intro they were like “shit we made a movie about dogs!” And that is when you see *their* editing abilities with the stock photo dogs.
I actually went trick or treating at Ted's house and he was giving out king sized candy bars!! When me and my children got home I took a big bite of my Hershey's only to find my mouth fill with blood, such a kind man giving out free razors as well.
This reminds me of that time when I met Ted Nivison at Arizona! I was sightseeing around the Grand Canyon when Ted approached me and immediately stole my pants. When I began to retaliate, he threw them down the canyon and ripped my belt buckle in half, proceeding to use the sharp edges of the buckle as blades to stab into both of my kneecaps. I rolled around in pain, but also joy to finally meet Ted, and fell down the canyon.
I love how I could tell these movies were fetish material/horny in some way almost immediately. For Ted to find out the director straight up was a "lightly creamed corn" maker was just the cherry on top somehow
Ted I don’t know if you noticed or just didn’t mention it, but in the flashback where the kid remembers his mom’s boyfriend saying “Neato!”, they actually forgot to color correct it to look like nighttime like they did for the original shot lmao Like they just used the raw footage for the flashback instead of the actual darkened shot from the original scene lmao
Halloween is a great time of year, it reminds me of the first time I ever met Ted! I was trick or treating with my friends and we knocked on his door. When we yelled Trick or Treat, Ted smiled and yelled "TRICK" before pulling out a baseball bat and bashing in my kneecaps while laughing. Definitely one of my favorite interactions!
5:08 Other fun facts about Eric Roberts: He's also Julia Roberts's older brother, is the only non-british actor to play The Master in Doctor Who (in the 1996 film and audiobooks), plays a DEA boss in a Mexican TV show (La Reina del Sur) and has over 600 acting credits, making him the Hollywood actor that has appeared in the most amount of media (movies, shows, games, etc.) and has been called the hardest working actor in the US.
The actress who plays the mom also starred in a movie in the 70's called "Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy" She's got quite the filmography
@@quandaliusdinglus3374 His daughter is Emma Roberts too, and he has 700 credits on imdb himself. I am under the assumption that the movies entire budget went into casting him.
OH MY GOD! SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN IT! I love finding the weirdest films possible just to annoy my friends, and Alice in Wonderland: An X-rated musical fantasy has been my go-to for years, to the point that some people don't even believe it exists. It's the worst movie I've ever seen and also my favorite Alice in wonderland adaptation
She was also the mother in the legendary film A TALKING CAT?! Both this movie, and A TALKING CAT!?! were directed by David DeCoteau who's filmography basically consists of softcore pornography.
This video was an absolutely *wild* ride for me. Noticing that "A Halloween Puppy" shared multiple actors and locations from the movie "A Talking Cat!?!" of old-school JonTron fame was enough of a shock in its own right, but then we reached "666: Teen Warlock". The amount of shirtless men in the movie combined with my knowledge of the movie "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper" made me say to myself, "Surely this must be a David DeCoteau film, right?" So I paused the video, and one Google search later, yes, I was correct. But then I realized. Ted said that both the movies he'd talked about so far were from the same director. Did David DeCoteau really make *at least two* movies where a dubiously sober Eric Roberts provided voiceover for the thoughts of an animal? I was befuddled, but had to continue. I un-paused the video and proceeded to watch as Ted fell down the same rabbit hole I had just spent the last several minutes throwing myself down, and then descended even further beyond the depths I had achieved. Thank you, Ted, for this singular exercise in insanity.
I would 100% watch a totally serious version of “Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper” because the implication that they are of the same power level in a similar vein of “Alien Vs. Predator” and “Freddy Vs. Jason” is god-tier meme gold.
Oh my god, I've watched this movie growing up. For SEVERAL YEARS the 'candy = human flesh' scene, has lived in my head rent free. Was literally thinking about it last week.
I actually met Ted the other day! He was handing out candy for Halloween, and he gave me a Hershey’s bar that was poisoned! I had to be in the ER for a week! Definitely the best experience I’ve ever had with an influencer.
@@TedNivison Hey, Ted, thanks for all the amazing fan interactions. I’ve seen so many stories of people who met you, and you seem to really hate kneecaps and love crowbars. Much love ❤️
when i was younger my nona would take me to goodwill n i would get movies a lot of the time. i knew i recognized a halloween puppy from the scene of "the twins" coming up to him and then his mom chasing them off. to know i accidentally watched a movie that had undertones of corn as a child that my GRANDMA bought me is quite hilarious
No but he said is Candice long for candy because you look good enough to eat 😭😭😭 like it’s kinda clever since Candy is usually short for Candice but the “you look good enough to eat” part is beyond creepy
I was watching a indie Halloween movie once. The opening scene shows an old baseball field with a group of kids playing baseball. It looked to be in the 90s or so. Then out of nowhere, a tall, aggressive man--- who seemed to be in his 20s or 30s --- starts running towards one of the kids holding a bat. He was chanting some sort of demonic phrase over and over again. When he got close enough, he started repeatedly swinging the bat into the one of the kids knees. As the kid falls to the floor in agony, he looks up through his teary eyes only to see his tormenter smiling at him. It was a shockingly realistic. 10/10 would recommend. Super creepy! Its too bad I forgot the title.
I believe the film was about a cultist and serial killer named Ned Tivison. He claimed to be immortal and has changed his name various times over the years. He disappeared around 1998, and went into hiding however people around the Boston area reported sightings of someone who looked exactly like the man.
Kristine DeBell (the actress that plays the mother is fascinating to me) she was in the adult film industry in the 80's, was the love interest in an early Jackie Chan movie called rumble in the Bronx and now this.
Lol funny you say that cuz Jackie Chan definitely may have been in porn or at least porn esque at first. Which to clarify, it’s very hard to find any info on exactly what he did that was porn related. But in an interview he brought up that when he first started acting he was so desperate and poor that he couldn’t turn the porn roles. And considering that was probably like in the 70’s it’s not that weird that it’s totally lost to time, who even knows how it was originally distributed might’ve been before VHS even
I remember finding a Talking Cat!?! once and watching it with my family. The “talking” part is created by a small black moving shape that is supposed to be the cat’s mouth moving. Incredible movie.
If you look closely at A Halloween Puppy, you'll notice that the actress playing the mom is in both movies. Also, the HOUSE is the same, with that stupid half-volkswagen car seat in the family room
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God! Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
Another enjoyable video by the great Ted Nivison! Reminds me of that time he tried to reenact Frankenstein by grave robbing the cemetery my grandfather was buried in. When I asked him to stop he tasered me and broke my ribs with his shovel! Real nostalgic to remember, thanks Ted!
@@badelk-nb6zr how are you sure? his signal could have been really fast. plus he also might not have been interruption by ads. and you can basically skip all over the video
Eric Roberts being in one of these is the most expected thing of all time, if he’ll do Stalked By My Doctor he’ll do your Halloween dog movie. Also if anyone didn’t know, Eric is the father of Emma Roberts and brother of Julia Roberts, so you know there’s that I guess
Ted I don’t know how to express my love for your analysis videos other than I want to sit down and eat a full meal with every single one. Deadass some of, if not, my very favorite content on this platform
@@elyselaura9232 @Elyse Laura the mansion in the beginning of Halloween Puppy is the same as the one from "A Talking Cat!?!" The weird half car in the living room gave it away.
I went trick-or-treating til i was like 20, free candy is free candy and most people dont care, or are relieved they might have enough people to unload their candy on.
I remember watching Halloween Puppy when it came out in 2012 and it was like a fever dream. It genuinely horrified me; even my 7 year old self could pick up that it was a terrible movie.
I'm pretty sure the klaatu barada nikto line is actually a reference to Army of Darkness, in a scene where Ash has to say those exact lines for a spell. Adam mentions 'the movies' while showing the book so Im sure that's also an Evil Dead reference in some way.
You know, one time I was out on the streets in cosplay on Halloween. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted Ted Nivison dressed as Patrick Bateman (from the film American Psycho)! I went up to say hi to him, but when I arrived he began sprinting to an alleyway. I figured he must be shy, so I followed, but when we were alone he turned around and stabbed me repeatedly in the abdomen before spitting on my wound! Happy Halloween, Ted!
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God! Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
23:17 i don't know why, this segment made me go on a 20 minute journey reading whole wikipedia article about Dan Cooper and it was really interesting, thanks Ted :D
I actually met Ted at the Big Wegman's the other day! When I asked for a quick photo he poured a bottle of Frank's hot sauce in my eyes, the burning still keeps me awake at night. Super memorable, nice seeing his face as my final sight, 10/10
This actually reminds me of that time i met Ted. I was watching a scary movie with my friends and realized Ted was sat a couple of seats next to us. After the movie ended we all asked him for a photo. He then pulled out his baseball bat and smashed all our kneecaps one by one while laughing maniacally . Really completed the scariness that day! Loved meeting you Ted 🙏 10/10
Gotta love a good Ted video! I’ll never forget when I met him in a subway and he proceeded to violently gesture a colon exam in my direction. I approached him and he jumped atop the counter and swung at my kneecaps with a burnt foot long. His goons surrounded me dressed out in garbs resembling the deep fires of hell. The lights went out and they began chanting in portugués. I was kicked in the skull and suffered a contrecoup lesion. I woke up upside down in a dungeon surrounded by spikes. I saw Ted sitting in a throne made of femurs. He had his fingers crossed and was monologing about how he would be the causer of destruction and demolition. I pleaded for mercy until he told me to text my family good bye. I saw he uploaded this video so I stoped by. He was so kind😊😊😊 such a wholesome experience. Best subway trip ever!😇😇😇
This was very spooky. Almost as scary as the time Ted transformed the entire complex of Alcatraz into a giant haunted house and enlisted the convicts as spookers. You had to be there, is was wild!
Oh, Ted discovered David DeCoteau? One of the greatest directors to ever live. His hundreds of movies dating back to the mid-80s stand the test of time as all-time classics of cinema. Who could forget such classics as Test Tube Teens From the Year 2000, Beastly Boyz, Petticoat Planet, or A Talking Cat!?! All four of his entries in the Puppet Master series are unassailable. Prehysteria 3 may be the best 90s film about dinosaurs ever made. His LA mansion is a perfect setting for all of his classic softcore gay porn films and Lifetime Original Movies as well. No filmmaker has approached him, nor will they ever.
Went trick or treating with a friend from back in high school this year and it was honestly pretty fun. Never too old to take advantage of people's holiday generosity for free candy.
I was OBSESSED with ‘A Talking Cat?!?’ in high school. Same mansion, same insanely weird animal voiceover, same mom actor, same weird visual effects and long scene shots and most importantly same weirdly homoerotic soft core porn casting choices. Really such an excellent watch, can’t recommend enough for lovers of a good bad movie
DUDE I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE! I watched it when I was a toddler and always remembered moments of the "puppy" walking around with the man's voice, but I could never find it or remember the name so I thought it was a dream that wouldn't leave my head. How I would've loved to be wrong
I remember meeting Ted a couple of months ago. I went shopping as I usually do when I came across the amazing Ted. We shook hands when he grabbed my arm and proceeded to throw me against the ground back and fourth like the hulk did in the first avengers movie. He then ripped out my 2 front teeth and screamed at the top of his lungs pounding his chest with his fists like a gorilla. He broke my spine leaving me paralyzed for the rest of my life. I love that guy so much! Hopefully I can see him again soon💜
Hey Ted long time watcher first time commenter. My mother is a vet and yes she brings home the toys and blankets that the dogs (mosty labradors and golden retrievers) swallow and listening to her stories of what she saw and extracted from whatever animal she saw that day actually tears me up with how funny it is.
Please do a video on Neil Breen Mr. Nivison, I think you would very much enjoy the most batshit insane movies of all time, other suggestions, Ryan's Babe, Dangerous Men and Robot In The Family.
I remember the first time I watched Halloween Puppy. That night a bunch of ghosts invaded our home and possessed our dog. We never saw her again. Thanks for reminding me of memories that I blocked from my mind
7:58 yoo it's the guy from... liv and maddie I think. Josh was it right? Maddie's 2nd boyfriend before she ultimately gets back with diggie? GOD I love that show!
Ted I’ve actually had the pleasure of watching Bigfoot vs DB Cooper and after the the 50+ minutes of shirtless guys it gets to the climactic fight scene. During which, DB Cooper gets clawed by Bigfoot and then (I wish I was kidding) begins to turn into bigfoot.
I KNEW IT. I knew there was something to do with that A Talking Cat movie, I just never knew this director made it. Also that he made lightly creamed corn before making a movie where a cat's mouth movements are just an opening and closing black void.
It's funny that I actually knew Ted was watching a David DeCoteau film the second he made a joke about the characters taking their shirts off. RLM covering Big Foot vs DB Cooper has ruined my brain forever. Also fun fact: the reason A Halloween Puppy and some of the movies are a bit different is because DeCoteau actually directed them under an alias, Mary Crawford. A Halloween Puppy is also listed as The Great Halloween Puppy Adventure on IMDB, with the poster showing the title "A Magic Puppy". So the constantly changing title is probably why Ted had trouble finding it
Fun Fact Eric Roberts is featured on a ton of movies on the LMN channel. He’s a personal favorite over there. He’s acted in 761 movies total. Oh crazy Dr.Beck (if you know you know)
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS SERIES FOR YEARS!!! My friend and I used to have gay movie night in high school and a bunch of this guy's extremely homoerotic movies were on Netflix but when I tried to tell my boyfriend about them years later I couldn't find them 😭
My favorite part of this is Eric Roberts has played in over 600 FILMS AND HE PLAYED SALVATORE MARONI IN THE DARK KNIGHT, THE GUY WHO HAS VOICED 2 ANIMALS VIA MONOLOGUE WHILE DRUNK PLAYED A ROLE IN THE DARK KNIGHT
I kid you not Ted, I've somehow watched a Halloween Puppy before. My memory of it is hazy, but I recall the scenes of the dog talking like it was yesterday. Needless to say you've gone and made my halloween much spookier this year!
I absolutely needed this, thank you Ted! This week I binged a bunch of animated halloween movies I remembered from my childhood and just came off the dysphoria Igor gave me.
last year i went trick or treating at Ted's house... let's just say i left with a missing eye! a real treat for me, that's for sure! thanks ted, that was an unforgettable experience for sure!
i love that this director has such a one-track mind that even in a movie made for kids, he couldn't help but make the bully antagonists stock gay porn characters
i know exactly what i will spend the rest of the day watching 😌 thanks ted!
this is the best comment you guys could have ever made, thank you so much
Ok TH-cam
shit is lit tho
🥹same
@@TedNivison I like the reference you made to your video with Shlat, by naming one of the characters Trend
The adult dog being called a puppy is the most realistic part of this movie. I have a 12 year old 100 pound dog and we still call him our little puppy.
I've convinced my mom that it's the law😂
Literally tho! My 12 year old dog with gray hair is still a baby. My grandma’s 10 year 100 and something pound golden retriever was a puppy and our baby girl until the end.
Yup we still call our enormous Irish Wolfhound "cute wittle guyyy"
Same but with a 14 year old cat
Imagine pulling an all nighter to show everyone the weirdest movie to exist, dog bless.
Dog bless 😊🙏
dog bless 🙏
dog bless 🙏
Dog bless 🙏
dog bless🙏
The mere concept of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen
ikr i need to see it
We need this movie ASAP
Honestly even if it is softcore porn I still want to watch it solely because it sounds like such a crazy idea
Red Letter Media reviewed it back in 2017, I highly recommend checking out their video on it.
If you love bad movies, I still don’t think you could watch it. The opening shot is eleven, ELEVEN, minutes long and is literally a shirtless guy walking through the woods while there is ominous growling nearby. The titular fight at the end is so ridiculously bad it’s not even funny. In between it’s just long shots of shirtless dudes doing stupid shit. It was legitimately painful, but oh my god it is so insane it’s almost worth it.
Just want to talk about when I met Ted last week. We were at a gas station, and when I asked him for a photo, he poured gasoline on me and drove me to Ohio. I haven't eaten in 6 weeks. Time passes differently here. The best influencer interaction I ever had.
RIP truly is no end to hunger in Ohio
Got you too, huh? One time I was at Enumclaw, Washington, when I met Ted! I began running in fear due to this being the third time I met Ted, but he was riding a large stallion and easily caught up to me and the horse began to trample me. Ted got off of his steed and ordered it to leave, after grabbing his rusty, bent crowbar from a satchel on the horse’s side. He began to repeatedly crush my spine with the circular section of the crowbar, and finally wrapped it around my face-down body and used the sharp end of the weapon to puncture my lung! I was in the hospital for four whole months!
@@NukaKappa You're so lucky to have met him in real life. He's such a nice guy.
Wait what happened the first 5 weeks before you met Ted?
@@chadthegiga6235 I wish I never did! Hahaha!
Ted is starting to look like a handsome Pixar dad that tragically dies at the start of the movie
he's gonna look like the inside out dad
yes
Noo 💀
its frankly bullshit how good he looks
October 23rd, 2025.
I can't stop laughing at the idea of 7 shirtless men showing up on a movie case
I heard someone say your hair looks like a lego hair piece one time and I can't stop thinking about it
This comment is fantastic
Great. Now I CANT stop thinking about it!
he’s got a little nub under there
Oh no now I see it too
Yea I can see it
Ted accidentally coming across Halloween softcore porn is probably my favorite thing to ever happen ever. All hail the shirtless men.
Amen
Correction: It's lightly creamed corn 🌽..🙃
yes
@@SprinklesServantI want to unread tgus
This has to be the same people behind that weird killer bee movie that Danny, Drew, Kurtis watched
10:35 top ten signs of a dementia patient
number 1: "what is wrong with him?" *proceeds to point at a locker on a solid wall*
You know it's weird when Ted uploads twice in one month
in a week!
I just did an all nighter to finish this fucker and this comment made me laugh out loud
dont kill puppies.
@@TedNivison most relatable man on the internet!
Ted has a little ghoulie forcing him to create scary videos
Oh my god, sincerely thank you Ted, because for years I have been thinking about Halloween Puppy. I'm kind of a connoisseur of S tier garbage, a talent I discovered at a young age. I found this movie as a kid while digging online for bad Halloween movies and for years it has haunted me as a somewhat distant fever dream. The image of those kids sitting in front of that weird totem pole has haunted me for years, but I never remembered what it was called. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to share with you Spymate. A kid's movie about a spy monkey. Need I say more? I have so many terrible movie suggestions, and I am happy to share them with anyone.
who is Bibble and why are you their holy messenger
@@Pharaogon Bibble is a crazy blue puffball from the Barbie Fairytopia movies. He is completely unintelligible, and a much larger character than he has any reason to be. Naturally I act as a messenger for the Church of Bibble, to educate the uninitiated, such as yourself.
@@holymessengerofbibble3363 I am interested in this religion
@@texasforever6950 Bibble accepts all.
Bibble is truly an icon
I think that the intro was a premade sequence they bought. Like back in the day when you could buy 3D Minecraft intros for your TH-cam channel.
After they received the intro they were like “shit we made a movie about dogs!”
And that is when you see *their* editing abilities with the stock photo dogs.
I actually went trick or treating at Ted's house and he was giving out king sized candy bars!! When me and my children got home I took a big bite of my Hershey's only to find my mouth fill with blood, such a kind man giving out free razors as well.
You should be grateful that it was a razor instead of poop. To this day I can't recover
What a wholesome comment 😊
That was so kind of him!
Mine had a whole tsar bomba in it! My hometown is now a radioactive wasteland. Ted really is a true gentleman.
This reminds me of that time when I met Ted Nivison at Arizona! I was sightseeing around the Grand Canyon when Ted approached me and immediately stole my pants. When I began to retaliate, he threw them down the canyon and ripped my belt buckle in half, proceeding to use the sharp edges of the buckle as blades to stab into both of my kneecaps. I rolled around in pain, but also joy to finally meet Ted, and fell down the canyon.
I love how I could tell these movies were fetish material/horny in some way almost immediately. For Ted to find out the director straight up was a "lightly creamed corn" maker was just the cherry on top somehow
Do you know the word porn is not blocked here, right? You people need to know that. You're not the one making the video.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeyou do know comments can also get removed right..
Ted I don’t know if you noticed or just didn’t mention it, but in the flashback where the kid remembers his mom’s boyfriend saying “Neato!”, they actually forgot to color correct it to look like nighttime like they did for the original shot lmao
Like they just used the raw footage for the flashback instead of the actual darkened shot from the original scene lmao
Halloween is a great time of year, it reminds me of the first time I ever met Ted! I was trick or treating with my friends and we knocked on his door. When we yelled Trick or Treat, Ted smiled and yelled "TRICK" before pulling out a baseball bat and bashing in my kneecaps while laughing. Definitely one of my favorite interactions!
Only 174 likes and no comments? Let's fix this
@@catpainter3165 Fixed
“Ted” “the” “knee breaker” “Nivison”
Classic Ted! 👌
That's why he's one of my favorite youtubers 😁 What an amazing man
5:08 Other fun facts about Eric Roberts: He's also Julia Roberts's older brother, is the only non-british actor to play The Master in Doctor Who (in the 1996 film and audiobooks), plays a DEA boss in a Mexican TV show (La Reina del Sur) and has over 600 acting credits, making him the Hollywood actor that has appeared in the most amount of media (movies, shows, games, etc.) and has been called the hardest working actor in the US.
The actress who plays the mom also starred in a movie in the 70's called "Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy"
She's got quite the filmography
Epic
and eric roberts also plays Jimmy Figgis in brooklyn-99 and was strangely really good in that role
@@quandaliusdinglus3374 His daughter is Emma Roberts too, and he has 700 credits on imdb himself. I am under the assumption that the movies entire budget went into casting him.
OH MY GOD! SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN IT! I love finding the weirdest films possible just to annoy my friends, and Alice in Wonderland: An X-rated musical fantasy has been my go-to for years, to the point that some people don't even believe it exists. It's the worst movie I've ever seen and also my favorite Alice in wonderland adaptation
She was also the mother in the legendary film A TALKING CAT?! Both this movie, and A TALKING CAT!?! were directed by David DeCoteau who's filmography basically consists of softcore pornography.
This video was an absolutely *wild* ride for me. Noticing that "A Halloween Puppy" shared multiple actors and locations from the movie "A Talking Cat!?!" of old-school JonTron fame was enough of a shock in its own right, but then we reached "666: Teen Warlock". The amount of shirtless men in the movie combined with my knowledge of the movie "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper" made me say to myself, "Surely this must be a David DeCoteau film, right?" So I paused the video, and one Google search later, yes, I was correct. But then I realized. Ted said that both the movies he'd talked about so far were from the same director. Did David DeCoteau really make *at least two* movies where a dubiously sober Eric Roberts provided voiceover for the thoughts of an animal? I was befuddled, but had to continue. I un-paused the video and proceeded to watch as Ted fell down the same rabbit hole I had just spent the last several minutes throwing myself down, and then descended even further beyond the depths I had achieved. Thank you, Ted, for this singular exercise in insanity.
Bro same I just noticed it had way through and went to the comments to check if I was crazy
When I noticed the living room I legit jumped
@@Mr_Mono284 lol the staircase
I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY BAHAHAHAHAHAH
i just commented this after seeeing the living room with half a car and the tree trunk with boots on
I would 100% watch a totally serious version of “Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper” because the implication that they are of the same power level in a similar vein of “Alien Vs. Predator” and “Freddy Vs. Jason” is god-tier meme gold.
Well in Bigfoot Vs. D.B. Cooper the titular D.B. Cooper is a werewolf so they are, in fact, on the same power level
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Ted: “he’s trick or treating at 17?!”
me, aged 17 going out with my mates to do that very thing: “what a weird guy”
the bit about the guy who couldn't find a shirt is genuinely very funny
Oh my god, I've watched this movie growing up.
For SEVERAL YEARS the 'candy = human flesh' scene, has lived in my head rent free. Was literally thinking about it last week.
I actually met Ted the other day! He was handing out candy for Halloween, and he gave me a Hershey’s bar that was poisoned! I had to be in the ER for a week! Definitely the best experience I’ve ever had with an influencer.
This is absolutely insanely well written (the video not the movie), all the skits were amazing. Great job!
Thanks so much!
@@TedNivison Hey, Ted, thanks for all the amazing fan interactions. I’ve seen so many stories of people who met you, and you seem to really hate kneecaps and love crowbars. Much love ❤️
when i was younger my nona would take me to goodwill n i would get movies a lot of the time. i knew i recognized a halloween puppy from the scene of "the twins" coming up to him and then his mom chasing them off. to know i accidentally watched a movie that had undertones of corn as a child that my GRANDMA bought me is quite hilarious
"is Candice short for candy" is such an amazing pick up line that I'm going to use on everyone
It will only work on Candice
No but he said is Candice long for candy because you look good enough to eat 😭😭😭 like it’s kinda clever since Candy is usually short for Candice but the “you look good enough to eat” part is beyond creepy
@@justinfoley7136 Yeah, that’s the joke.
@@salt3685 very funny joke
Ted's the type of gut to go to a Rainforest Cafe when he was 8 and say "well, this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life."
The way you deliver your jokes seems very unique. You just weave them in them so naturally. Maybe it's the tone of you voice. I'm subscribing
I was watching a indie Halloween movie once. The opening scene shows an old baseball field with a group of kids playing baseball. It looked to be in the 90s or so. Then out of nowhere, a tall, aggressive man--- who seemed to be in his 20s or 30s --- starts running towards one of the kids holding a bat. He was chanting some sort of demonic phrase over and over again. When he got close enough, he started repeatedly swinging the bat into the one of the kids knees. As the kid falls to the floor in agony, he looks up through his teary eyes only to see his tormenter smiling at him. It was a shockingly realistic. 10/10 would recommend. Super creepy! Its too bad I forgot the title.
I believe the film was about a cultist and serial killer named Ned Tivison. He claimed to be immortal and has changed his name various times over the years. He disappeared around 1998, and went into hiding however people around the Boston area reported sightings of someone who looked exactly like the man.
@@NukaKappa I think the name of the film is Nosivit Den
Oh I know that one! I thinks it’s called “The Kneebreaker” or something along those lines…
I think I've seen this one too! Wasn't it based on a true story?
@andrew facts
Kristine DeBell (the actress that plays the mother is fascinating to me) she was in the adult film industry in the 80's, was the love interest in an early Jackie Chan movie called rumble in the Bronx and now this.
Eric Roberts is also the dad which feels weird they are all seemingly proper actors
she was in Meatballs (1979) with Bill Murray, too... which makes this even more confusing, since she seemed pretty capable
Lol funny you say that cuz Jackie Chan definitely may have been in porn or at least porn esque at first. Which to clarify, it’s very hard to find any info on exactly what he did that was porn related. But in an interview he brought up that when he first started acting he was so desperate and poor that he couldn’t turn the porn roles. And considering that was probably like in the 70’s it’s not that weird that it’s totally lost to time, who even knows how it was originally distributed might’ve been before VHS even
Whaaaaat 🤯
I’m also pretty sure one of ✨the twins✨ was Josh on Liv and Maddie
9:46 I zoned out for a second there and got really confused at the “I want to eat candy and pretend that it’s human flesh” part.
I remember finding a Talking Cat!?! once and watching it with my family. The “talking” part is created by a small black moving shape that is supposed to be the cat’s mouth moving. Incredible movie.
If you look closely at A Halloween Puppy, you'll notice that the actress playing the mom is in both movies. Also, the HOUSE is the same, with that stupid half-volkswagen car seat in the family room
@@somecat225 Eric Roberts is also in both as the talking animal, which amuses me greatly.
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
*God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
@@Call_Upon_YAH I’m jewish ty
Another enjoyable video by the great Ted Nivison!
Reminds me of that time he tried to reenact Frankenstein by grave robbing the cemetery my grandfather was buried in. When I asked him to stop he tasered me and broke my ribs with his shovel!
Real nostalgic to remember, thanks Ted!
Bro you posted this way before you could have finished the video.
@@badelk-nb6zr and?
@@badelk-nb6zr how are you sure? his signal could have been really fast. plus he also might not have been interruption by ads. and you can basically skip all over the video
@cat painter he posted it 3 minutes after the video came out.
@@badelk-nb6zr calm ur tats it doesn’t matter
Eric Roberts being in one of these is the most expected thing of all time, if he’ll do Stalked By My Doctor he’ll do your Halloween dog movie. Also if anyone didn’t know, Eric is the father of Emma Roberts and brother of Julia Roberts, so you know there’s that I guess
WHAT
Or Barbie Roberts.
Ted I don’t know how to express my love for your analysis videos other than I want to sit down and eat a full meal with every single one. Deadass some of, if not, my very favorite content on this platform
Seeing new people discover David DeCoteau’s weird filmography always brings me joy. From Jontron, to Redlettermedia, and now Ted
Don't forget Rifftrax! They've done riffs for A Talking Cat!?! and Santa's Summer House!
@@elyselaura9232 @Elyse Laura the mansion in the beginning of Halloween Puppy is the same as the one from "A Talking Cat!?!" The weird half car in the living room gave it away.
I'm crying and wheezing at the cover art change to include 7 shirtless men. I was no prepared for that 🤣
The most creatively, entertaining film review I’ve ever graced my eyes and ears with.
"He's trick-or-treating at 17? What is his problem?"
I take this personally, and will promptly go and trick-or-treat in my big boy costume
I went trick-or-treating til i was like 20, free candy is free candy and most people dont care, or are relieved they might have enough people to unload their candy on.
Me: “this looks like a DeCocteau.”
Film: *is*
The fact that I can tell a DeCoceau by sight fills me with dread.
I remember watching Halloween Puppy when it came out in 2012 and it was like a fever dream. It genuinely horrified me; even my 7 year old self could pick up that it was a terrible movie.
Seeing Ted realise something I figured out waaay too early was incredible.
I'm pretty sure the klaatu barada nikto line is actually a reference to Army of Darkness, in a scene where Ash has to say those exact lines for a spell. Adam mentions 'the movies' while showing the book so Im sure that's also an Evil Dead reference in some way.
You know, one time I was out on the streets in cosplay on Halloween. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted Ted Nivison dressed as Patrick Bateman (from the film American Psycho)! I went up to say hi to him, but when I arrived he began sprinting to an alleyway. I figured he must be shy, so I followed, but when we were alone he turned around and stabbed me repeatedly in the abdomen before spitting on my wound! Happy Halloween, Ted!
Ted
Ted
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
*God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
@@Call_Upon_YAH jebsus
I don't speak Spanish so what Ted said at 6:33 sounded EXACTLY like a Sim speaking Simlish lol
23:17 i don't know why, this segment made me go on a 20 minute journey reading whole wikipedia article about Dan Cooper and it was really interesting, thanks Ted :D
I actually met Ted at the Big Wegman's the other day! When I asked for a quick photo he poured a bottle of Frank's hot sauce in my eyes, the burning still keeps me awake at night. Super memorable, nice seeing his face as my final sight, 10/10
This actually reminds me of that time i met Ted.
I was watching a scary movie with my friends and realized Ted was sat a couple of seats next to us. After the movie ended we all asked him for a photo. He then pulled out his baseball bat and smashed all our kneecaps one by one while laughing maniacally . Really completed the scariness that day! Loved meeting you Ted 🙏 10/10
Thank you for uncovering this. It's like a kid made a Gatcha series and someone thought it would be better in live action.
Hey man, just wanted to say your editing is really high quality and the jokes are consistently funny in your videos.
Gotta love a good Ted video! I’ll never forget when I met him in a subway and he proceeded to violently gesture a colon exam in my direction. I approached him and he jumped atop the counter and swung at my kneecaps with a burnt foot long. His goons surrounded me dressed out in garbs resembling the deep fires of hell. The lights went out and they began chanting in portugués. I was kicked in the skull and suffered a contrecoup lesion. I woke up upside down in a dungeon surrounded by spikes. I saw Ted sitting in a throne made of femurs. He had his fingers crossed and was monologing about how he would be the causer of destruction and demolition. I pleaded for mercy until he told me to text my family good bye. I saw he uploaded this video so I stoped by. He was so kind😊😊😊 such a wholesome experience. Best subway trip ever!😇😇😇
I love how Jason Faunt, the red time force ranger, was the headmaster. 20:40
I'm glad someone else saw it too
As the child of a veterinarian, that scene for the Halloween puppy is incredibly accurate, props to them
This was very spooky. Almost as scary as the time Ted transformed the entire complex of Alcatraz into a giant haunted house and enlisted the convicts as spookers. You had to be there, is was wild!
I'm so glad you reviewed this because I SWEAR I thought it was a fever dream that I saw it.
Oh, Ted discovered David DeCoteau? One of the greatest directors to ever live. His hundreds of movies dating back to the mid-80s stand the test of time as all-time classics of cinema. Who could forget such classics as Test Tube Teens From the Year 2000, Beastly Boyz, Petticoat Planet, or A Talking Cat!?! All four of his entries in the Puppet Master series are unassailable. Prehysteria 3 may be the best 90s film about dinosaurs ever made. His LA mansion is a perfect setting for all of his classic softcore gay porn films and Lifetime Original Movies as well. No filmmaker has approached him, nor will they ever.
Whatever producer invested thousands into DB Cooper vs Bigfoot deserves a medal
Went trick or treating with a friend from back in high school this year and it was honestly pretty fun. Never too old to take advantage of people's holiday generosity for free candy.
I slowly came to the realization that I HAVE WATCHED THIS MOVIE BEFORE, thank you Ted, you have showed me this greatness once again
Pretty sure it was on Netflix at one point as well
We need more obscure movie videos. Also the mustache is fabulous. I vote to keep mustache Ted
I was OBSESSED with ‘A Talking Cat?!?’ in high school. Same mansion, same insanely weird animal voiceover, same mom actor, same weird visual effects and long scene shots and most importantly same weirdly homoerotic soft core porn casting choices. Really such an excellent watch, can’t recommend enough for lovers of a good bad movie
DUDE I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE! I watched it when I was a toddler and always remembered moments of the "puppy" walking around with the man's voice, but I could never find it or remember the name so I thought it was a dream that wouldn't leave my head.
How I would've loved to be wrong
I remember meeting Ted a couple of months ago. I went shopping as I usually do when I came across the amazing Ted. We shook hands when he grabbed my arm and proceeded to throw me against the ground back and fourth like the hulk did in the first avengers movie. He then ripped out my 2 front teeth and screamed at the top of his lungs pounding his chest with his fists like a gorilla. He broke my spine leaving me paralyzed for the rest of my life. I love that guy so much! Hopefully I can see him again soon💜
22:50 Sounds like an Unmatched set😆
the fact that A Talking Cat?! is filmed on a know porn set makes so much more sense now
Hey Ted long time watcher first time commenter. My mother is a vet and yes she brings home the toys and blankets that the dogs (mosty labradors and golden retrievers) swallow and listening to her stories of what she saw and extracted from whatever animal she saw that day actually tears me up with how funny it is.
Please do a video on Neil Breen Mr. Nivison, I think you would very much enjoy the most batshit insane movies of all time, other suggestions, Ryan's Babe, Dangerous Men and Robot In The Family.
Neil Breen please 😭
I watched YMS's video on him and it absolutely insane, I loved it
12:58 that was the most terrifying scene the whole movie, i thought you were pulling out one of those old jumpscares
I remember the first time I watched Halloween Puppy. That night a bunch of ghosts invaded our home and possessed our dog. We never saw her again. Thanks for reminding me of memories that I blocked from my mind
For a variety of reasons this is now my all time favorite Ted video! ...it's mostly cuz the moustache!!
7:58 yoo it's the guy from... liv and maddie I think. Josh was it right? Maddie's 2nd boyfriend before she ultimately gets back with diggie?
GOD I love that show!
6:57 Glad to see Ted putting his degree to use with an in-depth analysis of the shots in this film.
11:00 the line isn’t from “the day the earth stood still” but rather from “army of darkness” which is essentially the sequel to “evil dead 2”
8:23 the blonde bully is literally the actor who plays Josh from Liv and Maddie. I hope this reaches its target audience.
Ted I’ve actually had the pleasure of watching Bigfoot vs DB Cooper and after the the 50+ minutes of shirtless guys it gets to the climactic fight scene. During which, DB Cooper gets clawed by Bigfoot and then (I wish I was kidding) begins to turn into bigfoot.
I don't know what's funnier, Ted discovering David DeCoteau or the way he pronounces his last name.
Ted's remaining sanity slowly slipping away in this video is so amusing I cant
I KNEW IT. I knew there was something to do with that A Talking Cat movie, I just never knew this director made it. Also that he made lightly creamed corn before making a movie where a cat's mouth movements are just an opening and closing black void.
I WAS OBSESSED WITH HALLOWEEN PUP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! i loved it and i still have a strange connection to it and somehow love it.
I'm sorry, but Ted going "lightly creamed corn" was just absolutely hilarious
It's funny that I actually knew Ted was watching a David DeCoteau film the second he made a joke about the characters taking their shirts off. RLM covering Big Foot vs DB Cooper has ruined my brain forever.
Also fun fact: the reason A Halloween Puppy and some of the movies are a bit different is because DeCoteau actually directed them under an alias, Mary Crawford. A Halloween Puppy is also listed as The Great Halloween Puppy Adventure on IMDB, with the poster showing the title "A Magic Puppy". So the constantly changing title is probably why Ted had trouble finding it
Fun Fact Eric Roberts is featured on a ton of movies on the LMN channel. He’s a personal favorite over there. He’s acted in 761 movies total. Oh crazy Dr.Beck (if you know you know)
D.B Cooper v.s Big Foot was the limit for me.
im dying of laughter.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS SERIES FOR YEARS!!! My friend and I used to have gay movie night in high school and a bunch of this guy's extremely homoerotic movies were on Netflix but when I tried to tell my boyfriend about them years later I couldn't find them 😭
My favorite part of this is Eric Roberts has played in over 600 FILMS AND HE PLAYED SALVATORE MARONI IN THE DARK KNIGHT, THE GUY WHO HAS VOICED 2 ANIMALS VIA MONOLOGUE WHILE DRUNK PLAYED A ROLE IN THE DARK KNIGHT
10:08 that bit was better than the entire movie 💀
I kid you not Ted, I've somehow watched a Halloween Puppy before. My memory of it is hazy, but I recall the scenes of the dog talking like it was yesterday. Needless to say you've gone and made my halloween much spookier this year!
In regards to the movie @21:55 on, I'm getting a lot of Chuck Tingle vibes from the cover art and names and such.
I absolutely needed this, thank you Ted! This week I binged a bunch of animated halloween movies I remembered from my childhood and just came off the dysphoria Igor gave me.
what the hell did igor do to you
last year i went trick or treating at Ted's house... let's just say i left with a missing eye! a real treat for me, that's for sure! thanks ted, that was an unforgettable experience for sure!
20:45 As a girl, I love being a mischievous devious creature who doesn't listen to authority
Bro, that misogynist headmaster was the Red Time Force Ranger. How the mighty have fallen.
I've noticed that this movie seems to be very similar to the 2013 "A Talking Cat!?", especially when you can hear the dog's thoughts in this.
Pretty sure the mother is played by the same actress too, if not it is very similar
Edit: I checked and good lord, it actually is the same actress
I'm so glad someone else noticed! I'm pretty sure the houses and the mom actress are the same
I think I saw the ugly buggy car couch in the background. So it may be the same house too
i love that this director has such a one-track mind that even in a movie made for kids, he couldn't help but make the bully antagonists stock gay porn characters
There’s a guy at my work exactly like this but instead of Christmas it’s the titanic 10:25
21:50 this is the moment i lost my mind and just kept on laughing 😂 😂
5:07 ALSO the mf that plays Jimmy ''the butcher'' Figgis on Brooklyn 99, I respect the range
The parody bits Ted films to illustrate his points in between talking about the movie would actually make a better movie