This Low-Budget Christmas Movie is Terrifying
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I may have found the worst Christmas movie of all time: Santa's Boot Camp
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My theory is this movies was written around 5-10 year old kids, but then they realized filming with little kids is really difficult, so they just changed it to teenagers but didn’t want to rewrite the script
I would believe that if most of the elves weren’t 10 year olds
@@JasminMiettunen and those elves did a way better job than the teens
@@HercadosP That was genuinely surprising to see lmao
I think you’re on to something
Yeah, like why are all these teens so excited to see Santa? It’s so odd
Every bad Christmas movie is either “enjoyably kitschy” or “psychological horror if you have your brain turned on” with no in between
genuinely, some of these movies are so morally backwards it's hard to watch sometimes
Add a third category: “religious indoctrination with sugar coating so sweet you’ll get cavities”.
What if all these bad movies are somehow interconnected and Eric Roberts is at the front of it all
This is like The producers, but the movie actually releases
@aszassiin 🅥 translated it. 😁
@aszassiin 🅥 aszbotin
The Eric Roberts cinematic universe 😦
@aszassiin 🅥 i wanted to die anyways so this better be real
I like how Santa saying “I gave you vision and dental last year” is subtly implying that, after over a thousand years of work, the elves only got dental coverage a year ago
He's the Mr. burns of Christmas
I like the pure anger in Ted's voice when he says "That's Cedric, he's a know-it-all bastard"
And the anger in Cedric's voice when he says "I am a GOOD child"
The most grounded and realistic Christmas movie. CEOs really are just like that, and will do deeply unethical shit to avoid giving their workers basic work amenities/fair compensation, act like the victim, then fire everyone and wipe their hands of everything to go on a lavish vacation with zero remorse for the thousands of lives they’ve ruined.
I love this comment, because yeah. Unfortunately, it’s true. 😔
As a Jewish kid that grew up hearing about how Santa delivered to every kid on Earth, I would've loved the elves to start giving out gifts to other religions just for the spirit of giving... but these elves almost seem to want to erase the other religions by making them fully commit to their version of Christmas, so uh... nah, I'm good, thanks. Happy Holidays everyone!
Thank god someone else noticed that they weren't really wanting to just give gifts
Tbf it's historically accurate depiction of Santa's helpers. It's the man who would fight with fists against blasphemers (fellow Christians who believed in a slightly different version of Jesus)
Merry Christmas
Cedric was cold af.... what a character
ok but like i don't blame him. if someone wanted to act like they were better than me and I found out they cheated for the ENTIRE semester, I would snitch too
@@cursed-cat9126 yeah, same
Cedric from Harry Potter was also cold…
Dude turned into the joker.
@@cursed-cat9126The point is that she didn't act like she was better than him, he just used that as an excuse. Also, she trusted him to confide in
About half way through and I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a horror movie. When Santa says, "you guys just don't seem to get it." He immediately starts to sound like he's going to hurt the children if they don't work.
Union-busting Santa brings forced scabs in when his elves strike. 10/10 film.
Pinkertons, eat your heart out
forced child* scabs
The fact that the idea "Elves go on strike due to bratty kids and kids start working as elves" was done by a famous sketch comedy group 2 years before this movie makes it even better
Really? Which one?
@@PlayerTenji95 It's called "Santa's Elves Go On Strike" by Studio C
You’re so right
This movie really reminds me of the time that I was watching “The Santa Clause” staring Tim Allen only it wasn’t Tim Allen it was Ted Nivison from the Ted Nivison TH-cam channel and he crawled through my TV screen and pulled off his Santa suit and revealed a metal baseball bat and beat my family to death and me near death and said “now that’s a hit and run” and ran back into “The Santa Claus” staring Tim Allen and left me to bleed out. Thanks Ted!
What the fuck did I just read
This is so fucking dystopian
@@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 the average Ted Nevison experience
He's such a Chad, that one...
the bot comment on this honestly makes it better
Santa sending them back in time proves that Santa is a 4th dimensional being. Which is how he delivers presents on time in one night, because he can be at multiple points in space and time
I guess you could say he's "omnipresent" 🤣
@@NicholasGresik omnipresent to bring more presents
This video reminds me of the time when I went outside on Christmas Eve and saw a magical flying sleigh land in front of me. From the sleigh, Ted emerged in a red and white cloak. I freaked out and said “hi,” and Ted picked up a large sack filled with rocks. He beat me with it for over thirty minutes until I was bleeding out in the snow. That was the best day of my life! Thanks Ted!😊
Edit: wow this comment popped off. TY you all and happy holidays.
Damn if that was the best day, I'm sorry man
This reminds me of one time when Ted came to my house while Tim Allen as "The Santa Clause" was on my roof. After Ted screamed at him, Tim Allen fell on the ground yelling and shouting and he looked like he was in serious pain, this pain may have been caused by Ted pelting him with rocks.
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@aszassiin 🅥 no
I’m so happy that Ted has started posting regularly again, his videos are honestly something I look forward too a lot and they always brighten my day!
Sorry I then took a two month break lol
@@TedNivison lol you’re good! I’ve been binging chuckle sandwich 😂
Bro you jinxed it
Ted looks legitimately so exited to get sponsored by epic games and I’m so happy for him.
Santa be like:
"If hypixel thought me anything is that if you have a problem the answer is SLAVERY"
I’m sorry WHAT
Technoblade
aww the techno quote o7
rest in peace o7
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ted is the type of guy to see a bad christmas movie and ask "is anybody gonna watch that?" and not wait for an answer
@aszassiin 🅥 why is odia the language chosen for this curse upon the youtube comments
@aszassiin 🅥 don’t translate
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@@rainbowtroutin plus the random ぬ (“nu”)… which can be used like “end” I think but why after a bunch of other language text?
I do love that the elf bounty hunter badass is literally 9 years old. I hope that kid had a really good time while filming this movie
Every time Ted uploads a movie review I feel like it’s my divorced dads weekend with me and he only has a TV from 1996 because mom took the furniture in the divorce so we’re forced to watch old DVDs he buys from thrift stores in a desperate attempt to connect
That shounds a little specific, hmm
How was he buying OLD DVDs in 1996 when DVDs weren't available in the US until 1997, and globally weren't commercially available until very late 1996? What thrift stores had old DVDs in them in 1996??
@@FrenkTheJoy the TV was from 1996, not the time period
So it makes you sad or happy?
@@FrenkTheJoy after the divorce he brought the TV out from his storage unit and then bought a bunch of DVDs at thrift stores along with mistmached plates and utensils
Ted is what I imagine most Percy Jackson kids to be like when they grow up. The way he things by using Riordanverse references is proof of the influence of our leader Uncle Rick.
I finally met Ted!
I was at the movie theater when I went to say "hi!" He then proceeded to kick me in the face, drag me up the the projector room, throw me at the projector (therefore breaking it) bring me back down and tell everyone I broke the projector. The people in the theater then decided to beat the crap out of me along with Ted, breaking my spine with his gardening tools.
Overall a great time and I'm glad I finally met my hero!
Cedric seems like the type of kid who, when a friend tell tells him that they are gay, and not to tell their Christian parents, he does anyway.
19:04
I also threaten to call my best friends parents all the time.
U are a bad person 😂
I have no idea who this man is, I went down a rabbit hole and was recommended this. But his voice feels like a warm embrace. Truly fortunate that the rabbit has led me to the right place
This man sat through Joshua in the Promised Land. Anything he thinks is a terrible movie will be comedy gold.
Just got to meet Ted last Saturday. It was so nice to see him whilst he seemed as if he was running away in desperation. The fear he had whilst he said "Santa is coming to town," was extremely memorable. Thanks for letting me meet you Ted. 😊
Ted talks like he decides mid sentence what his pronunciation should be
ted nivison making a percy jackson reference is all i've ever needed in my life
My mom and I accidentally started this movie thinking it was the new Hallmark movie with the same name. It was so bad that we stopped watching around the time the elves decided to go on strike. The Hallmark movie was also bad, but not this bad.
I’m glad you reviewed it! I was curious about the plot but couldn’t stand to watch it myself
I think Cacie’s naughty or nice scene is a reference to Black Swan which is an….. odd choice for a children’s movie
Yo Ted, just want you to know Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts' brother. He was also in The Killers' Mr. Brightside music video. Weird guy
He was also in a series of Lifetime movies as a major creeper hahaha
i’m five months late but i love the killers and i just found out new lore. thank you for this
If you like Eric Roberts nailing a perfectly insane version of the holidays, I think you'll love So This Is Christmas... (I may have played the drug dealer)
And the father of Emma roberts. Imagine the Illuminati party that family gets invited to….a man can only wish
I'm in reporatory theater in high school and the entire plot and pacing of this movie feels exactly like the christmas play we wrote this year. We even had the major plot point of elves going on strike
such a wholesome movie about jeff bezos dressing up as santa enslaving little children 🥰
this movie reminds me of the time I met Ted in person! he knocked me over the head with a baseball hat and took me to his house where he forced me to (unsuccessfully) edit a video for him! after I failed completing his task, he dumped me into the arctic ocean where I was thankfully rescued by a polar bear family and they brought me back home. thanks Ted for this lovely chance to learn more about polar bear culture, such an enlightening experience!
I saw Ted in the woods today leaning over a rotting corpse, I approached him and he said "quiet boy, The echoes of his flesh still scream" and we sat in silence for 30 minutes. It was quite cool.
The beginning is like they needed teenagers for Santa to kidnap but they couldn’t think of another way for him to find rude teens so they just put them all in the mall, despite the fact that most teenagers would not go to see Santa
This fantastic video reminds me of the time I was shopping for Christmas decor at an outlet mall. Strangely, when I looked at the Christmas lights that were around in the mall I noticed that there was a shadow next to one of the lights where there should have been light. Upon closer inspection it was Ted, who emerged from the shadows screeching! He then proceeded to grab my neck and snap it in two while maniacally laughing; it was only later that I realized his eyes were completely black! Classic Ted, always love it when he gets up to his antics! 🥰
I watched call me Kevin review this same movie, and I loved to see the difference between the two. Mainly, Ted just seems to be a little less confused.
Who knew there were many Christmas movies that deal with kidnapping. First Holiday in Handcuffs and now Santa’s Boot Camp.
*I wonder if there any more movies like this.
I was wondering why Santa wouldn't just ask kids who LOVE Christmas & would be obsessed with helping him/the elves there. Then I realized, he almost definetely didn't do this because they're expecting some jolly, cookie-loving toy-maker who wouldn't mind giving his workers VISION & DENTAL CARE. & also, ya know, wouldn't literally kidnap people.
0:05 "MR BEAST!"
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Wow, I can't believe Ted got sponsored by Fortnite! He's come a long way since that time I was playing Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch, when Ted came up to me, pinned me against the wall and ripped out my bladder, before saying "thanks for the Chug Jug kid." It was so epic to meet Ted in person!
7:15 I think this kid sounds a bit too much like Jason Lee (who played Syndrome from The Incredibles)
Ted referencing Percy Jackson made me so happy for no reason
Bad Halloween movies, bad Christmas movies, Ted! Where are the bad thanksgiving movies!
“Willy Wonka meets The Breakfast Club at Christmas” now THATS a movie I wanna see
10:00 Never be a scab. These kids should have banned together to escape in solidarity with the elf strike.
If this situation somehow happened IRL, I would be terrified of anything involving christmas.
Keep up the good work Ted!
Hear me out, I used to get really mad when people said I was adopted because my dad joked about me having been left on the doorstep until I was like 8 and he would insist it until I cried and then say it was a joke. Idk what this character's context is, but I can relate to an outsized reaction there. I usually stopped talking to whoever said it for a while instead of making a public scene though
I absolutely love all of Ted's movie reviews, and I am doubly glad I don't have to watch these movies myself
A burst of euphoria rushes through me every time i see ted post a movie review video🤣🤣🤣
13:56 this whole scene down to the elf's voice sounds like an annoying child trying to play make believe with their older sister LOL
Hopefully this video can make me forget about the horrendous things Ted Nivison did to me at exactly 11:57 P.M. EST in the Columbus Indiana park!!! Can't wait to watch this ❤️❤️❤️
5:20 "They speak monkey" idk why but I love that line
Santa acts like a legit real world CEO complete with human rights violations and immorality
I thought kidnapping children was Krampus’s job lmao
9:54 subtitles "sad ass kidnapped kids" 😂😂
The fact that we saw Roberts again in another off budget film when he used to be in the dark knight really says something about the acting community 💀
"This movie is like a story you would read to a child in the industrial revolution to make them yo back to work and get over their whooping cough" had me dying lmao 😂😂😂😂
In the Netherlands we have a holiday called sinterklaas, which is basically a weird version of Christmas (but instead of elves we have.....yes)
And the concept of stealing naughty children is completely normal! Kids get kidnapped into a bag and taken to spain to....im not sure, set them to work?
That kid who said "I thought they could do ANYTHING" about monkeys to Santa had me laughing so hard
Ted has mad "I'll be hosting good morning America in my 50s" energy
one of the best parts of a new ted upload is seeing the new intro editing he came up with
jeez bro at 9:31 johnny was fighting his demons
I'm glad this gem from last Christmas popped up on my suggestions. The lore drop rant that ended with "...a Jewish CHRISTMAS Elf!" had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video.
Perfect! I was just wondering what I'd do over the weekend
hey ted! i have been a huge fan for years (like YEARS) and i always loved the idea of going to film school. because of your videos i found my passion in directing and now im going on to study film in newyork :)
he might as well be cast in one of these movies at this point
Eric Roberts is a strange character he’s either starring in a no budget film shot in the director’s actual house or acting opposite Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt in Babylon
Okay so I will say that in the Netherlands we have our own version of santaclaus and if you're bad as a kid his helpers will whack you with bundles of sticks and then stuff you in a jute bag. They will then take you back on their steamboat to spain. (yes he lives in spain not the artic) So the concept of this movie might not be THAT weird
I LOVE these bad/knock-off movie reviews. God tier content Ted. Still love the Panda and Bible movie videos lmfao
An old man telling a teenage girl she's going to sit on Santa's lap and she's going to love it is creepier than I am comfortable with while I'm trying to eat.
Can we point out the elves's actors are younger than the 20 year olds pretending to be 12?
"Nah, leave"
The best lines in this entire movie.
To be fair Mr Nivison to be fair when I was 8 I asked Santa for the deed to Universal Orlando Resort but that's because I thought Santa could get you anything
Edit: also the 8-9 year old elves talking down on teenagers is just the funniest and weirdest thing
Will never get tired of Salvatore Maroni in low budget movies
You know it’s a great day when Ted uploads
I can’t believe Ted would do that to Santa
Ted you rascal
6:58 This was definetely not rehearsed. She was improving. The anxiety in her voice & the light exhale, combined with the embarrassed demeanor- this is the appearance of a girl who's nervous to do a scene & was cut off by an intimidating, older actor. Not saying he's in the wrong, just a miscommunication. But my anxious ass would've still been irrationally mortified & it looks like she is, too🫠 Is there a Santa's Bootcamp for self-critical people?
2:40 I’m sorry, I just fell back into this and I couldn’t help but smile
yes. just yes. persassy? yes.
i can genuinely SOMEWHAT understand where cedric is coming from...
until he pulled out the fairy dust glock and took someone hostage
This reminds me of that one time I met Ted at the mall and he beat the hell out of me and called it a Christmas beatdown
how'd they get so many competent kid actors to play elves but had to cast a bunch of high schoolers to play bratty santa-obsessed 9 year olds
Hey Ted, just so you know, Eric Roberts (Santa clause in this movie) has been in a LOT of rip offs of movies. For example: “Top gunner”, “Jurassic domination” “Ape vs Monster”. So it that may be a funny movie review video, of all the movies he has been in
a christmas movie where everyone is really angry and serious all the time.
about the thumb tack on the ballet class: it may sound insane, but that can happen and in even worse scales lmao
i remember when i used to go to festivals, where we had to share the dressing room with other schools/academies, our trainers instructed us to check our pointe shoes EVERY time before putting them on. why? to see if someone could've put GLASS SHARDS INSIDE OF THEM
we didn't have those problems within our school, but some other dancers used to say they had
don't know how it is now, i retired in 2016, but i don't think a lost has changed
Can we get Skippy his own movie?
This entire movie can be dimmed down to a business owner outsourcing work so he can avoid paying his workers that are on strike.
I saw someone at the mall who looked just like Ted, but I know that it wasn’t him because my kneecaps are still in one piece.
They got 20 year olds to play 10 year olds, and that's only scratching the surface of everything wrong with this movie 💀
I cannot explain how much I love Eric Roberts, I met him at comic con this year and it was the best experience of my life he is just great
Ted is basically just a golden retriever in my eyes
4:23 Im so disappointed that he missed the opportunity to talk about the importance of ramps
I mean, I'm in middle school and I know a kid who in his free time goes to like a custom baseball glove app and stares at gloves. So this movie ain't far off apparently
It's a Christmas miracle!
WHAT'S WITH THE TERRIFYING SANTA PROPAGANDA POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND
"Santa sees you when you're sleeping" h9oly shit
at this point these Christmas movies are getting out of hand