This Low-Budget Knockoff Movie Has Scarred Me

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  • @meera6007
    @meera6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23002

    how did you find this?? I'm gunna throw up and its your fault

  • @Epicfaceguy40
    @Epicfaceguy40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6556

    what was the point of “Africa’s most wanted” there wasn’t any established laws

    • @sethmc469
      @sethmc469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Law of nature Bay-bee!

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nor any wanting

    • @jaythan.221
      @jaythan.221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @popocot popocot yes

    • @alexmedcalf7755
      @alexmedcalf7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Laws of filmmaking

    • @owenbaldwin2460
      @owenbaldwin2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      they didn't get permission from the council to build the city

  • @SynergyFX.
    @SynergyFX. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7494

    Robert D. Hannah isn’t advertising for The Prodigy, he is developing his own cinematic universe

    • @nickd6532
      @nickd6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The RHCU

    • @Packapunch3612
      @Packapunch3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The RHCU

    • @makerofgarbage5877
      @makerofgarbage5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I’m for one excited for the next installment of the RHCU

    • @jacksonsinik6038
      @jacksonsinik6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Marvel: We have the biggest crossover in history.
      Robert D. Hannah:

  • @dontbeschy
    @dontbeschy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6518

    Why did ted just ignore the fact that Pip is absolutely *JACKED*

  • @raechellesinclair7199
    @raechellesinclair7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3573

    "they basically made a rainforest cafe"
    brilliant. amazing foreshadowing for future videos, Ted.

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I immediately wondered the order of this to the Rainforest Café video.

    • @cutralefan1996
      @cutralefan1996 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love the Rainforest Café.

  • @blackdaisy123
    @blackdaisy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3844

    This movie's plot sounds like a friend trying to outline the overarching story in a dream they had last night, except they forgot half of the details and they're trying to have it make sense by frantically filling the gaps with the plot points they remember from the original Madagascar films and hopelessly mangling any sort-of cohesive plot-line it may have had along the way.

  • @butterfly_brain
    @butterfly_brain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5921

    Um...I think we’re ignoring the fact that Pip has _human biceps_

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      And *opposable thumbs*

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@fishball524 ArE wE nOt GoInG tO aDdReSs ThE oPpOsAbLe ThUmBs!

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@oppositecatchyghost8025 yes because dogs obviously have opposable thumbs.

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@fishball524 That was a joke from Ted's review of Bikes lol

    • @fishball524
      @fishball524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@oppositecatchyghost8025 I haven't seen that yet. Looks pretty cursed from what I've heard tho.

  • @monkeygaming5652
    @monkeygaming5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    pup should've lost his sweater vest as a sign of him turning wild so pup leaving his owner to live in the wild would have more significance

    • @jamisanmatalonis8458
      @jamisanmatalonis8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Also I wanna hear more about the Jaguar mom. She actually had some moments of showing some backstory.
      Like she’s a single mother in the jungle who kicks ass

    • @PGT860
      @PGT860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Warrior cats behavior

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann ปีที่แล้ว +723

    These animators really should get into horror.
    Those janky movements are perfect for poltergeists.

  • @coconutgaming7112
    @coconutgaming7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    "Kowalski analysis "
    "Looks like we are homosexual skipper"

    • @m0x331
      @m0x331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      9:40

  • @etherealvaleska4483
    @etherealvaleska4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5075

    i'm sorry the shot of him walking with the bell noise over and over has me in tears why is that so funny

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I was just sitting there, wondering why so much time was dedicated to him walking.

    • @dododonut
      @dododonut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      for those searching, 8:29

    • @MythWish407
      @MythWish407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      IT LASTS SO LONG

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It just went on for so long

    • @caty_aesthete2167
      @caty_aesthete2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Why is that scene so long

  • @elijahmelton2660
    @elijahmelton2660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    I can’t stop looking at the monitor in the background

    • @Unhandyreal
      @Unhandyreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      why did you bring my attention to this

    • @robertgoddard2417
      @robertgoddard2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      why did you notify me about this

    • @reignforrest2090
      @reignforrest2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Of what reason did you imform them of the photograph

    • @giovannisspicymeatball2921
      @giovannisspicymeatball2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      As your teacher I would like 3 paragraphs of evidence on why you brought this to my attention

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      why does it pull my eyes straight back to it wherever i try to look at ted...

  • @grayMoth73
    @grayMoth73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    As someone who studied sound design in university, I'm not entirely unconvinced that the sheer awfulness of the audio is not some kind of genius that I'm not learned enough to understand. It is astounding

    • @squidhgf9997
      @squidhgf9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why so many negatives, my sleep-deprived brain can't comprehend this

    • @grayMoth73
      @grayMoth73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@squidhgf9997 its called: My own sleep-deprived brain forgot how to type good english hjdgfjhsdg

    • @Eju-qq2mw
      @Eju-qq2mw ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theres like four negatives what…? Its like multiplying negatives over and over until you get a positive

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m 100% convinced the sound guy was unpaid and just went down the list of sound effects for each scene and used the first example for each one he found on loop

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@grayMoth73why are we all watching this while sleep deprived

  • @mackenziebaker8259
    @mackenziebaker8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    plot twist: the humans don’t own the dog, the dog owns the humans

  • @topiary0565
    @topiary0565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    I love how ted doesn’t mention that the child jaguar is mostly upright but the mum is on all fours. It’s somehow the least questionable part of the whole movie lmao

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I also love how ted calls them jaguars, when jaguars don't live in africa

    • @LeachZeech
      @LeachZeech 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@sickcxnt9444 They were on the same trip as Flash duh

  • @gaysonderulo5411
    @gaysonderulo5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7109

    I’m still trying to figure out what Ted must have searched to find the gay penguins for his pc backgrounds

    • @iimdone
      @iimdone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      dude my search history looks horrible trying to find where tf he got this picture...

    • @stphoonnyy8285
      @stphoonnyy8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      "Kawolski! Anal!"

    • @Noah-xo9xf
      @Noah-xo9xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Probably “gay penguins”

    • @Rivers_TG
      @Rivers_TG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      He probably seaeched up "Madagascar Penguins x Madagascar Penguins"😂

    • @goose6545
      @goose6545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Ok gayson derulo

  • @xanderhebert6257
    @xanderhebert6257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The sloth being in Africa is even weirder after thinking about it. Sloths tend to stay in a small group of trees for most of their lives, only coming down once a week to defecate away. So Flash somehow got lost and travelled across the Atlantic ocean because he had to use the bathroom.

    • @cutralefan1996
      @cutralefan1996 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And they are native to Central and South America.

  • @alistairbadger4413
    @alistairbadger4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Ok, the animation was giving me cringe. But when the dog spoke and said "You missed one", I think that was a most unexpectedly jarring experience I've had in a while 😂

    • @cez_is_typing
      @cez_is_typing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I physically recoiled at the
      “ *you missed one* 😃😃😃”

  • @toastychrome3992
    @toastychrome3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Every frame of this movie feels like it could be in a cursed images compilation.

    • @MicrowaveBakedPotato
      @MicrowaveBakedPotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It feels like a very old animated film with little to no effort going into it.

    • @moonylime
      @moonylime 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MicrowaveBakedPotato𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈

  • @Left4Sharkbait
    @Left4Sharkbait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "Knockoff" Clearly Ted doesn't see that Life's a Jungle is the Mona Lisa of animated movies

    • @isaachughes9147
      @isaachughes9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like a picasso painting of animated movies

    • @jaydenlee7913
      @jaydenlee7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the David painting of animated movies.

  • @benjaminnovick9174
    @benjaminnovick9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    11:26 the flowers just instantly bloomed mid sentence which is interesting lore wise because either these hyenas talk super slow and it was sped up for viewability or the flowers are growing from the copious amount of drugs the creator took while making this movie being buried in the ground to hide them and both are interesting

    • @robertnussberger2028
      @robertnussberger2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It could of been a glitch, like the computer forgot to put the flowers and it just stuck then right into the frame, and the animator was going to fix that scene, but never got to. I think animation scenes have to go through a handful of renditions before they can look normal. When they did Shrek, Shrek kept clitching and appearing as though he was "inside out." It was rather frightful.
      I also like the way you think with the idea possibility with the flowers blooming as they spoke, like it's either just a computer error, or maybe they are "soo mentally slow, that it took them soo long to speak and process thoughtfully in their heads that it took them an entire season to make a simple reason." It made me chuckle.

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    21:27 thought it was literally just gonna turn into a game

    • @thisisepic3289
      @thisisepic3289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo it’s sir william

    • @aneeveewhohasinternet1871
      @aneeveewhohasinternet1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean like game pursuit scenes (escape from the indominous rex from jw, bolder from indiana jones, etc.)?

    • @rookiemistakes3258
      @rookiemistakes3258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "hold 'shift' to run"

    • @aneeveewhohasinternet1871
      @aneeveewhohasinternet1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rookiemistakes3258 press 'MB3' to look behind you

    • @frogwknife3825
      @frogwknife3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But the way he fukin runs has me dead tho

  • @seafoam2190
    @seafoam2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4812

    Please do more of these movie reviews they are pure gold.

    • @mixplayer2372
      @mixplayer2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      134 likes with no comments? well here you go

    • @seafoam2190
      @seafoam2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mixplayer2372 Lmao thanks

    • @kdawg8652
      @kdawg8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Danny gonzalez does a lot of these

    • @___off___take2909
      @___off___take2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These are still gold to watch

    • @starboi2099
      @starboi2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      q

  • @nobodyspecial7004
    @nobodyspecial7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Can we appreciate Ted for putting himself through this so we don't have to

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This reminds me of nostalgia critic

    • @kaiju2296
      @kaiju2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He remembers it so we don’t have to

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually he put himself through this to put us through it with him

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really out here doing gods work and shit.

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie is a masterpiece

  • @Just_Joker
    @Just_Joker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Almost exactly a year later, and I still can't get over Ted's voice when he says "Hey. How's it going?" as the rhino. It fucking kills me

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7:15

  • @AngellicRuby
    @AngellicRuby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    I remember this movie, it was so fucking terrible that it was almost SURREAL, i sat in a car with a stomach full of 3 large sized mcdonalds cokes and 2 big macs (i was unhealthy at the time). I remember just watching it and sitting there and just laughing with the most pain I've ever felt in my stomach, i couldn't think for the life of me. One of the few things i remember was "Pip's favorite food is just the nesquick strawberry powder." And "nearly this entire movie ONE song is playing and i can remember EVERY NOTE of the song.". Long story short the end of the movie is the only other thing i remember and it was HORRENDOUS.

    • @monkyk1ng
      @monkyk1ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      if i had nearly 3 liters of coke in me and watched this movie i would simply die.

    • @owenhs3268
      @owenhs3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dang i didnt read this but i bet this goes into detail on how bad this movie is Edit: i was wrong thanks for almost making me throw up

    • @rhetorical_
      @rhetorical_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      holy shit we have a literal fucking survivor among us

    • @dippyfresh8155
      @dippyfresh8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay but where do I watch this

    • @ct57318
      @ct57318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monkyk1ng If I had 3 liters of coke in me I would simply die.

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    The rhinos run on all fours like the werewolf characters in the early seasons of Teen Wolf and I can’t get over it

    • @ieatzglitterz
      @ieatzglitterz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That made me cry for three hours last night because that scared me so much

  • @tomdabomb27
    @tomdabomb27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    F tier? This is obviously S tier using the same sound effects over and over, exquisite animation, and absolute chad characters

    • @ethancastelazo9774
      @ethancastelazo9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The rhinos got that chad walk down. Absolute alphas

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolute chad characters is such a perfect term for so many people

    • @CoasterMagicX2
      @CoasterMagicX2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know what they say, if the sound effect ain't broke, don't fix it!

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The rhino running scene has probably got to be one of the single most unintentionally funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Hey, Ted should watch legend of oz: Dorothy's return. It has SO many big names in it, but it flopped. My aunt helped fund it, but no amount of money could have fixed this movie.

    • @plain3089
      @plain3089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dad loves that movie lmao.

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That movie was literally a documented scam, I'm sorry for your aunt.

    • @marionmarionette
      @marionmarionette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one with the evil jester? I remember getting ads for that movie like every day on tv lmao

    • @sarahharman9879
      @sarahharman9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marionmarionette hell yeah man

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I REMEMBER THAT OMG 😭😭😭

  • @ethanchaudhary2523
    @ethanchaudhary2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    there is a studio called the asylum that has a myriad of knockoffs including: Atlantic rim, Transmorphers, Triassic world, Titanic 2, and my favorite Battle Star Wars

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I actually know a guy who interned for them lol

    • @potatopotato6114
      @potatopotato6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      :o

    • @spaceman2202
      @spaceman2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They purposefully make bad movies I think that’s the point of their studio, it’s comically bad

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spaceman2202 Thats pretty hard to pull off. The really funny bad movies are mostly funny because it's not purposely bad, like the fact that a butt load of people got together to make a movie that's such shit and nobody stopped to say "what the fuck are we doing here??" is just so damn comedic in an unironic way lmao

  • @polikyt2472
    @polikyt2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “That sound is used 70 times in a row.”
    Why did he count?

    • @primalaspid21
      @primalaspid21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Why did you not?

    • @polikyt2472
      @polikyt2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@primalaspid21 fair point

  • @DominationofProcrastination
    @DominationofProcrastination 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Dude, this was my favorite childhood film. I legit thought it was a fever dream. I’ve spent years trying to find it, but no luck. Thank you so much for finding it. I hold it dear to my calloused liver.

  • @zachsutton4518
    @zachsutton4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “They are moving like aggressive oobleck. There is no consistency there”
    Loved that

  • @supergomguy1422
    @supergomguy1422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Is no one gonna point out the fact that rhinos don’t live in water?

    • @DeviantCinnamonfur
      @DeviantCinnamonfur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      wait I didn't even think about that- they'd be HIPPOS, god damn it-

    • @senorflinty4300
      @senorflinty4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh

    • @MilkChai_X
      @MilkChai_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If you hadn't pointed this out, I would have no idea anything was wrong

    • @luvinescent
      @luvinescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      damn.. i forgot

    • @cocojumbo90210
      @cocojumbo90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit that slipped my mind

  • @NeatO_Mixie
    @NeatO_Mixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I recommend Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss if you're looking for a wild ride of a film.

    • @myamorris4450
      @myamorris4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I unironically love this movie

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually loved this movie as a kid XD a little weird but I loved it

    • @rupom_1670
      @rupom_1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MissMatched æ

    • @windowsxp1902
      @windowsxp1902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gnomeo and juliet/sherlock gnomes are better

    • @Melonhii
      @Melonhii ปีที่แล้ว

      i still love that movie tbh…

  • @thebestkurootetsuro3460
    @thebestkurootetsuro3460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I love how he said he can't imagine persecuting someone cause you don't have a girlfriend....
    Like he forgot niceguys and incels exist

    • @alice20001
      @alice20001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly, wasn’t there a whole thing about a kid with a rich dad that was somehow an incel?
      Drove a van into people or something?

    • @JoshuaAndres
      @JoshuaAndres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You ever seen the movie ‘The Lobster’?

    • @Ellwoo
      @Ellwoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      v

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DewdropsArts i was literally thinking this when that part in the vid came up.

    • @Dwoff-mt6dd
      @Dwoff-mt6dd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad someone else commented this, exactly what I thought lol

  • @elpaublo3420
    @elpaublo3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Africa's most wanted"
    Trust me... this definitely wasn't wanted...

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya they are wanted for the murder of my eyes

  • @seanmaxmyla
    @seanmaxmyla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I’ve seen better GMod animations than this movie

    • @madstellaris3176
      @madstellaris3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Honestly, with the amounts of Gmod tf2 videos I watched, I have to agree.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unironically, true. Just look at some of the greats - Dr. Lalve, the late great Kitty0706, the also-late TheT1g3r42, That Gray Cartoon Pony, CrazyScoutFIN, ElTorro64RUS, and so forth.

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hotel Mario Gmod edition is a cinematic masterpiece compared to this

  • @mary-annv2140
    @mary-annv2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Oh my god if the background hadn’t been changing I would have thought you edited the bell/cat scene to be longer

    • @vladdracula8103
      @vladdracula8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dude same I was like no way this is real 🤣

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      man it just KEPT. GOING.

    • @BigWilly332
      @BigWilly332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the knockoff version of stevie wonder’s superstition

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That isn't the only thing here that looks too shitty to be real imo. The scene where Pip was dancing could've gone for a default dance meme if you added the jingle in the background.

  • @marikaworth33
    @marikaworth33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    21:49 this man really said: "Why dont you go get some Bitches?"

  • @seandougherty5145
    @seandougherty5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    When you started reading the movie synopsis I heard “Pimp Thotty had it all” and thought I changed video.

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So I wasn't the only one?! I had to rewatch it

  • @NateGreat400
    @NateGreat400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Kinda odd how the main issue of this *children’s film* was solved by getting the antagonists laid

  • @colterpett8590
    @colterpett8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Pip saying "you missed one" hit me like a bullet train going 140 miles an hour

  • @Curiousgorgeous
    @Curiousgorgeous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I watched this movie when I was a young lad and I’ve been searching ever since all I remembered was a dog running like Jack sparrow and the nightmares are coming back now

  • @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
    @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Well Ted the animals in Madagascar walk on their hind legs so that's a strike for me"

    • @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
      @useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      god this took me so long to create a account for because google kept on telling me are you sure this is a name so I had to change all the numbers into letter form

    • @bakruptfern329
      @bakruptfern329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mad respect, king

    • @michaelpatton343
      @michaelpatton343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was looking for this comment

  • @pandaserthepanda1514
    @pandaserthepanda1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Every character in that movie looks like a creature straight out of Spore

    • @aurath492
      @aurath492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit this is so damn accurate

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is the most accurate thing i've ever read.

  • @badscientist
    @badscientist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “This is practically exactly how The Prodigy opened up” *Gillette Ad plays*

  • @promiseeverything1726
    @promiseeverything1726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I distinctly remember getting my grandmother to buy this movie from a redbox when I was younger. This movie has stuck with me since. I get scenes from it in my head. I don't know what it did to me, but I feel like it became a core memory. The traumatized ones that change who you are forever.

  • @pippanin6008
    @pippanin6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    ive never thought i'd hear ted say my name over so many times. i am both overwhelmed and terribly upset at the coincidence that the mc has the same name as me.

    • @Draenen
      @Draenen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I didn't know dogs watched TH-cam

    • @tmp-deathstalker
      @tmp-deathstalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Draenen apparently they do

    • @Whoops9
      @Whoops9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh your names pip?

  • @AuroraVeil_
    @AuroraVeil_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Ted talks about his 400mg trip like it was the biggest he's ever done, but I'm convinced that that is *half* of the dose he takes to get through these movies

    • @durpyislost6212
      @durpyislost6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know a 15 year old who took 2500mg, he was fine

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gooster he was fine?? how the hell

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mintrytheconfused weed doesn’t actually harm you
      it’s can fuck you up hard, but the amount of people who died from weed overdose is a whopping 0,

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hitthere well, yes i’ve never heard of someone dying from a weed od, ted seemed to be in a lot of pain with the 400mg.
      the way gooster said “he was fine” seems like he wasn’t in pain at all. perhaps his tolerance was higher?

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mintrytheconfused he probably meant fine in the long run, because we’d say ted is fine after his 400 mg dose, but ted wasn’t fine at the time

  • @bigmansui1725
    @bigmansui1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The dislikes are the “Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted” production team.

    • @theabs3nt354
      @theabs3nt354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro wym?
      There was only like tw-three people at best at most working on this.

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No way there was 90 people who made this

    • @CryoticMienshao
      @CryoticMienshao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turdy_water7646 those extra people are related to them, or they are karens

    • @LeveyHere
      @LeveyHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably like 12 captive children from Syria

    • @miguelbriseno2581
      @miguelbriseno2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the stans

  • @user-nz4qh2ig3v
    @user-nz4qh2ig3v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    24:15 Ted mentioned the restaurant Rainforest Cafe. similar to pixar, Ted puts hints towards his future projects. In this case, his 2022 project where he went to every Rainforest Cafe

    • @jkw5458
      @jkw5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This truly marks the beginning of an adventure, Neigh, a journey of epic proportion.

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jkw5458 and we are all in for the ride.

  • @jayceeYT793
    @jayceeYT793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “I’ve never seen someone so lonely to the point that they would persecute other people”
    I mean that’s basically incels

  • @beefluff2100
    @beefluff2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Uhh..
    We just gonna ignore what’s on the monitor...?
    Kowalski and Skipper...?

    • @gangstagrinder81
      @gangstagrinder81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kowalski, analysis?

    • @beefluff2100
      @beefluff2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@gangstagrinder81
      Kowalski: _Seems to me we’re gay Skipper_

    • @gangstagrinder81
      @gangstagrinder81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beefluff2100😂😂😂

    • @lunethemoonman1533
      @lunethemoonman1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whatcha mean nothing here is wrong

    • @user-le3lw8ke3z
      @user-le3lw8ke3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hold on arent they brothers..

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    24:48 gave me chills when the crocodiles hiss was only in one of my earbuds. Whoever the sound designer for this movie was should be crucified for their crimes

  • @loser-ish3898
    @loser-ish3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    “ *_They went on a safari to see wild animals, and now they’re looking at the wild animals, and the wild animals are drinking at a bar that they built_* “
    One of the best lines from this whole video.

    • @tmmaster6904
      @tmmaster6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tmmaster6904 You know, when I went to watch this video, my mind couldn’t be further from Animal Farm. And now I’m remembering 7th grade English. Thanks for that.

    • @tmmaster6904
      @tmmaster6904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@likeapro4242 no problem king

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      25:43

    • @milomilox2
      @milomilox2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean to be fair the director of the film has a similar idea to when marty (zebra) built a bar in madagascar

  • @Leon-qs1on
    @Leon-qs1on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    movie suggestion: “ratatoing”. ratatouille knock off. involves secret agents. for some reason.

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No, too basic. Try something more abstract. Something hardly anyone has heard of.

    • @Leon-qs1on
      @Leon-qs1on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Spaghetti Talks well theres always sunday school musical

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Leon wait, what?
      Ok your too good at this.

    • @abbypfau8898
      @abbypfau8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      pretty sure danny gonzalez made a vid on that already

    • @sophiac7578
      @sophiac7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leon Sunday school musical is a classic depending on which area of the Internet you frequent
      Heard about that over a year ago : )

  • @vitoisverycool
    @vitoisverycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The animals human-like body and the constant ambience is unsettling...

  • @greyprincebidoof
    @greyprincebidoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Are we just overlooking the fact that the female rhinos needed men purely for protection? Like, they seemed to be doing just fine, so my guess is that the writer thought "Hmm, how could we insert gender roles into this film?"

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I don't want a female protecting me, that's for damn sure! And why women SHOULD carry guns. We are weaker than men, it's not a stereotype, it's the truth.

  • @whatabees
    @whatabees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Ted: "Who persecutes people because they're lonely?"
    Me: oh no the rhinos are incels

    • @scheele1646
      @scheele1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking this too lmfao

    • @Slimerror
      @Slimerror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @tullyrice4189
    @tullyrice4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Dinosaur Island, literally the worst movie ever...

    • @monkey-._
      @monkey-._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Wizard So So, it’s fucking terrifying, you can find a ton of rip offs on Amazon Video

    • @tullyrice4189
      @tullyrice4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh, think you typed on the wrong comment

    • @veev9515
      @veev9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tullyrice4189 The people who made Dinosaur Island have another movie called Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, with the same animation quality, it's fucking appauling

    • @RegularFish2
      @RegularFish2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alpha and omega is the worst movie ever. It's literally 1 hour and 28 minutes of nothing

    • @monkey-._
      @monkey-._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tully Rice wdym homie?

  • @stopsign6147
    @stopsign6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Plot twist: Ted loves these movies and buys them with intent, but tries to cover it up by making fun of it

  • @Josiahhhhhhh
    @Josiahhhhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “They essentially created a rainforest cafe”
    I should have seen it coming all this time ago…

  • @ethanwilliamson2456
    @ethanwilliamson2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "I don't think I could animate birds that badly if I tried"
    Me who has been animating with 3d software for 6 years:
    Oh you 100 percent could

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah, yes, truth.

    • @tmp-deathstalker
      @tmp-deathstalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/woosh

    • @lemonysucksatlife
      @lemonysucksatlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tmp-deathstalker
      That woosh literally makes no sence

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tmp-deathstalker congratulations, you played yourself

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I tried 3d animation in a class in middle school and you don’t even want to imagine how *terrible* my animation was. Who let 11yo me try that

  • @meebske824
    @meebske824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Why isnt anyone talking about how buff the dog is

    • @alice-bz6sp
      @alice-bz6sp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My mans *hench*

    • @i_weeb1549
      @i_weeb1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhh yes *henching*

    • @spoofie2762
      @spoofie2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no he is literally jacked for no reason

  • @reneebrodeur1055
    @reneebrodeur1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Please, please, PLEASE watch “Manos: Hands of Fate”, it’s so unfathomably bad

    • @dalerowe7329
      @dalerowe7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just looked it up, and just seeing that it's from 1966 gives me a clue as to how bad it is

    • @rams6702
      @rams6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohhh i love that fuckin film

    • @MH-xm3jo
      @MH-xm3jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP Peppy 😔

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who killed captain Alex am I a joke to you

    • @maxbarker8625
      @maxbarker8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Managarmr482 captain Alex is actually good tho, you can see the passion and creativity in the actors, it's so bad its absolutely amazing

  • @katehengstler
    @katehengstler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pip showed up to rhinos and went “no bitches?”

  • @dangerdragon610i8
    @dangerdragon610i8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Ted the worst thing you will ever see is the incredible bulk an rip off of the Incredible Hulk

    • @jacksonsinik6038
      @jacksonsinik6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They didn't even make an attempt on the title lmao

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sadly calls itself a parody, to make it seem like a joke.

    • @FonzSuda7403
      @FonzSuda7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you got it the other way around, Hulk is a rip off of the amazing bulk

    • @quinndenson3489
      @quinndenson3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10 movie

    • @hunterpaynekeyes162
      @hunterpaynekeyes162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a*

  • @bumbalaaa
    @bumbalaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "we don't need no protection, we are anti-men"
    "there's some men over there"
    "we need some protection around here"

  • @minimoonberry
    @minimoonberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    the rhino ladies: we hate men
    doggy man: hey so there's men, interested?
    the rhino ladies: 👁👄👁?

    • @minimoonberry
      @minimoonberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ratgal021 no❤ cheers💜

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The fact it still cost 400k to make this movie is a heartbreaking development. And only 30 people were involved.... and surprisingly this took 13 months to make

    • @ieatzglitterz
      @ieatzglitterz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They could’ve done something way better with 400k

  • @coralmush
    @coralmush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Female Rhinos: we’re anti men
    *seconds later*
    We need some security, let’s get some men

    • @Peterpiperspickledpeppers
      @Peterpiperspickledpeppers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Just like real life*

    • @lemonade_spice
      @lemonade_spice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Peterpiperspickledpeppers no???

    • @BigBad21
      @BigBad21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Nook AMEN BROTHER!!!!

    • @edenshamy5339
      @edenshamy5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What if the writer just gave them firearms instead lmao

    • @coralmush
      @coralmush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eden Shamy Ikr

  • @decepterchud
    @decepterchud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    It had no right being called “Africa’s most wanted”

    • @CosmicVoxel
      @CosmicVoxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pretty sure that’s talking about the war criminals responsible

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It should probably just be called Africa’s Least Wanted but Somewhat Tolerated

    • @manuelschrotenboer6753
      @manuelschrotenboer6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kony gets that title

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew honestly I don’t even think they’re trying their best anymore lmao

  • @lorabielaga6164
    @lorabielaga6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “They are running like aggressive oobleck, there is NO consistency there” 😂😂

  • @TillMetal
    @TillMetal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    17:19 “I didn’t know he was a ninjaa.”

  • @orionjcarter
    @orionjcarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how at 11:25 you can see flowers just randomly glitch into the background. It's just *chef's kiss.*

  • @lilliegreenlaw
    @lilliegreenlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "You've got Aardie, who's either a kangaroo or an anteater, I'm not sure which..."
    And here I was thinking he was an Aardvark. Stupid me.

  • @Dylan-sg9kv
    @Dylan-sg9kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    There's a movie called 'Attack of the killer donuts' on Showtime if you wanna check that out. It has to be the strangest movie I have ever seen.

    • @babygoeshardinthepaint
      @babygoeshardinthepaint 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      real fkn weird lol i thought it was a horror movie

  • @devileon393
    @devileon393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a memory from my childhood that did not need to be relived. I don't even know how my parents found this movie when I was little.

  • @tytantin1442
    @tytantin1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The 3 toed sloth’s vine was being carried by the poorly animated birds

  • @tonyawwwno3364
    @tonyawwwno3364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    you should check out the """""horror"""" movie, Geek Maggot Bingo. i remember that movie making absolutely no sense

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The name already sounds bizarre lmao

  • @skylarstewart1846
    @skylarstewart1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I’m 17 minutes in... WHY HAVENT U ADDRESSED THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HUMAN HANDS??

    • @nothing-9084
      @nothing-9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s the least concerning part of the film

  • @giannabarbee
    @giannabarbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The mother jaguar spoke and I had to test the volume on my phone because I was dead sure I hallucinated her voice, i’ve never been so unsure of reality in my life as watching these movie reviews

  • @bkreed7504
    @bkreed7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love how there was absolutely no mention of why they are “Africa’s most wanted” there was literally no reason behind it

    • @scrunklythescrimblo3467
      @scrunklythescrimblo3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its clearly because of the warcrimes committed with the sound design

  • @Pearg0ld
    @Pearg0ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Here's my problem the rhino is doing literally EVERYTHING a hippo would do.
    I just, I just hurt because of this film

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You think the people that made this can differentiate between a hippo and a rhino?

  • @thijmster_5374
    @thijmster_5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    WHY IS CALLED AFRICA'S MOST WANTED IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOVIE.
    Also I really like these types of videos Ted keep it up!

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

  • @CasperVanderlyle
    @CasperVanderlyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mad respect for the sound designer

  • @joshuabogan4547
    @joshuabogan4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Here’s a movie: Joshua and the promised land, it’s a terribly animated bible story with animal characters

  • @emilywright4161
    @emilywright4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The front facing female rhino will forever haunt my dreams. Dear god.

  • @sam_sleeper
    @sam_sleeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    0:24 This is actually accurate. My aunt and uncle held this firework party in upstate new york every 4th of july. One year ben stiller showed up. He didn't do anything except light a couple of fireworks which he apparently goofed them and hit a kid. My uncle described it as "the most fear I have ever seen a man's eyes." He stayed pretty late and seemed very spooked, almost like a homeless man who doesn't want you to know that they have taken a shit in your train car.

    • @number1freshlemon56
      @number1freshlemon56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This gave me three strokes and a seizure by the second sentence.

    • @Mehmehmeh746
      @Mehmehmeh746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sometimes I think about this comment and have a mild out of body experience

  • @victornoname7269
    @victornoname7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg this is one of my favorite bad movies! I'm so glad someone else knows it exists and has had to suffer through it. I can't believe you left out the part where they trick him into shitting into an anthill. It's one of the biggest wft moments in the movie.

  • @bigfanofjeffgoldblum2047
    @bigfanofjeffgoldblum2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Alright, so what if we made Cars, but instead of cars, they're animals. And humans still exist anyway"

  • @meltossmedia
    @meltossmedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I've never heard a position that you're so lonely you have to go persecute people"
    So, *Who's gonna tell him?*

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half of this comment section.

  • @cybeawa
    @cybeawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The auto generated subtitles calls him pimp a couple of times instead of pip

    • @4dozeneggs513
      @4dozeneggs513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He acts like one when he's in the mansion

  • @speakerbox3602
    @speakerbox3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember watching this when I was little. Why my parents let me watch this, not once but multiple times I have no idea, but just an interesting memory that has been unlocked.

  • @charidude1498
    @charidude1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Anyone else notice how the sad song about missing his old life plays virtually right before he decided he doesn’t miss it and stays in the jungle?

  • @TheTortinator
    @TheTortinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I'm pretty sure these kinda movies are autogenerated from an AI

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wouldn’t be surprised

    • @cocojumbo90210
      @cocojumbo90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes since

    • @samemz
      @samemz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cocojumbo90210 yes. makes "since" for sure

  • @bennytafolla7524
    @bennytafolla7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "we're in the jungle baby" has strong "im the joker baby" vibes

    • @cshinmedia
      @cshinmedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      was about to write this lmaoo

    • @tdog4695
      @tdog4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed.

  • @enzosg6404
    @enzosg6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:29 i really didn't expect to see Exponiendo Infieles here