The Accidental 400mg Edible

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  • @kjb21161
    @kjb21161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60230

    400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

    • @44H44
      @44H44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10047

      Relax alpha male

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 ปีที่แล้ว +33546

      and your name is Kyle

    • @dylan52528
      @dylan52528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

      the

    • @kenzie9367
      @kenzie9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      @@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

    • @j_ken3424
      @j_ken3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      @@TedNivison Okay Ted

  • @ohboymegaman1
    @ohboymegaman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11690

    "I was at the Misfits house..."
    I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

  • @Jordan-df6ps
    @Jordan-df6ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10659

    "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But you just did

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      unless you like fun :)

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8295

    "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

    • @dovahfruit9503
      @dovahfruit9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      i honestly thats he was gonna say that

    • @ParzivalTheThird
      @ParzivalTheThird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      _continues after a short moment of silence_

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tbf i would say that sober

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      thats such a charlie thing to say

    • @vixelkee4636
      @vixelkee4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

  • @AnatolyRavioliGym
    @AnatolyRavioliGym ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

    • @jamesauruss
      @jamesauruss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      i had a bad trip on shrooms (shouldve started smaller) and my friend just held me as i cried. im thankful to live with people who understand how to trip sit and take care of one another 😭

    • @esa8143
      @esa8143 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@jamesauruss Ive only had 1 bad shroom trip and I was alone during that (In hindsight not so great idea) I did way too much and ended up talking to the shrooms telepathically as they tried to teach me things about myself. Shit was so stressful I couldnt sleep the entire night

    • @--Nabe-rius--
      @--Nabe-rius-- หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@esa8143 That's not a bad trip, that's the mushrooms trying to help you.

    • @2wickie686
      @2wickie686 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm apparently really sensitive to weed because 5mg does fuck all but 10mg was enough to make me hallucinate, have mini blackouts every ~3 seconds, feel like I'm legit dying, and then think I actually died. It was scary as fuck.

  • @sheamcgurgan6165
    @sheamcgurgan6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30348

    "Yeah that was 400mg"
    Current Mission: Survive

    • @E7the7th
      @E7the7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Shea Mcgurgan +100 respect

    • @BigBad21
      @BigBad21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Riftuo wrong game brudda

    • @brazilianambassadordale8223
      @brazilianambassadordale8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@E7the7th +400mg of thc

    • @TheAndrewc5120
      @TheAndrewc5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@clayhilton8940 i don't think you know what you are talking about.

    • @never.willard1710
      @never.willard1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shea its william

  • @pbtbp
    @pbtbp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7953

    i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Insanely accurate

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

    • @dewcranzz
      @dewcranzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

    • @graya.d.957
      @graya.d.957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

  • @sclappap7631
    @sclappap7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10040

    See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      moses must be furious

    • @caesar_19
      @caesar_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Dry-ass water

    • @user-zl8bu3pk6p
      @user-zl8bu3pk6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      water is water

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Schlatt drinks it

    • @edwardhybe
      @edwardhybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@user-zl8bu3pk6p smh, fake water drinker

  • @SoSoDEVIL
    @SoSoDEVIL ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

    • @burritoman5567
      @burritoman5567 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      i would

    • @fufu2148
      @fufu2148 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      Agreed, his friends seem kinda fake

    • @roselisesullivanbarrett
      @roselisesullivanbarrett 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      Yeah, Schlat isn’t very compassionate or caring. He also loves to make jokes about abusing and unaliving homeless people
      Because joking about hurting some of the most vulnerable folks is hilarious/s
      I don’t like him personally, but a lot of people do

    • @Pepperspray9482
      @Pepperspray9482 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@fufu2148that’s just who they are. Shlatt is just the type of person and they are all good w it

    • @nicksal04
      @nicksal04 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@roselisesullivanbarrettyou’re fun at parties huh?

  • @tobyowen-hughes1306
    @tobyowen-hughes1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5685

    The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "hmmmmmm"
    Gets me every time.

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time stamp?

    • @tobyowen-hughes1306
      @tobyowen-hughes1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

    • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
      @MAX-ENERGY_5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

  • @thatboy3930
    @thatboy3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7985

    The fastest ways to stop feeling high
    - Physical Activity, sports etc
    - Eating
    - Showering
    - Sleeping
    - Getting arrested

    • @laurarom5043
      @laurarom5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

    • @Resident13thStreet
      @Resident13thStreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @evanecker7724
      @evanecker7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      -taking a full gram dab

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

  • @RoachDoggJr2112
    @RoachDoggJr2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5726

    That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

  • @OIeka
    @OIeka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    It’s pretty heartwarming to see the internet becoming a kinder place in some aspects. There’s very few comments older than 2 years that call out Ted’s friend’s behavior, but many of the ones under a year are very considerate in pointing it out. I think that’s nice to see the comments evolving in that direction. To those commenters, You guys are good ppl

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      their behavior is fine. they're content creators and this made them money. if it was truly such a big problem, ted would have done something about it. and I'm fairly certain he would have done the same if roles were reversed.
      i don't want to be that person, but some people are way too sensitive lmao. he's fine

    • @myahrider5131
      @myahrider5131 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @@horizonhunterTraf "if it was truly such a big problem, ted would have done something about it" he literally couldn't of done anything. he was high out of his fucking mind, and when you're in that state you don't think about how you could make this better for yourself, all you think about is how you're going to survive.
      and i know that sounds dramatic, but when you green out/get too high it genuinely feels like it could kill you. weed is such a mind fucking drug that it makes you believe you're dying if you take too much.

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @myahrider5131 I more or less meant it in a way of "he would have done something /after/ the ordeal". Might've misworded it a bit

    • @CatholicToni
      @CatholicToni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      The clip of him “horizontal” on a couch and that music blasting made me want to die just imagining myself in Teds shoes 🥴 this is why it’s said to only do drugs with people you trust because a bad trip is a horrible experience.. even though nothing could’ve helped Ted, he just had to ride it out but man those guys made it so much harder

    • @twggybtch
      @twggybtch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@horizonhunterTrafyea. I mean no one in your life probably ever feels comfortable being around you when they’re inebriated so you wouldn’t know.
      But seeing how he was forcing himself to stay calm or coherent was probably hell for him.

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22204

    Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

    • @mobster3252
      @mobster3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

    • @lucamixes6342
      @lucamixes6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

  • @dustinthedean7661
    @dustinthedean7661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4669

    That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    • @mobulamoon
      @mobulamoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

    • @annachaloult1587
      @annachaloult1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

    • @ariebrackenridge1453
      @ariebrackenridge1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

    • @dustinthedean7661
      @dustinthedean7661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@BenDover-ht5nv no. Only B O N E S

  • @willwetterhahn7846
    @willwetterhahn7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4920

    Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@DarthYall I'm so glad

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

    • @banksymoore2926
      @banksymoore2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

    • @bath_tubbarracuda845
      @bath_tubbarracuda845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

  • @mayatflyt
    @mayatflyt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

    i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

  • @dead.set.on.life.
    @dead.set.on.life. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14739

    Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

      LOL

    • @chssybuttwaffles1320
      @chssybuttwaffles1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

    • @szymonnowicki8412
      @szymonnowicki8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

    • @biggiecheese128
      @biggiecheese128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

    • @yumilol1132
      @yumilol1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@biggiecheese128 right

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11993

    I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    • @dani-de4bp
      @dani-de4bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Which is the vid

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      haha what a classic

    • @gigabiteps8726
      @gigabiteps8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your profile picture

    • @cans2719
      @cans2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

    • @henrymunnich1648
      @henrymunnich1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6672

    This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    • @laligayer474
      @laligayer474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      underrated comment

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “Please.”

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

    • @diegoviramontes2479
      @diegoviramontes2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420 likes, nice.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JUST SAY YAOI
      - Captain Lou

  • @Honeybeeteatime
    @Honeybeeteatime 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

    Worst trip sitters ever

  • @cscoop
    @cscoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24239

    bahahah weed

    • @swagballin653
      @swagballin653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      spittin facts

    • @lnfil
      @lnfil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Shut

    • @odiecs_
      @odiecs_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Cscoop more like cpoop

    • @joseppiboomer
      @joseppiboomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bahahaha weeeeed

    • @joseppiboomer
      @joseppiboomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also how are you cooper?

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

    • @mikeoxsor6183
      @mikeoxsor6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DMT

    • @cpenner7086
      @cpenner7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Naw im not crazy or stupid

    • @mattwilliams2562
      @mattwilliams2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You learn a lot about yourself

    • @jordanherring1543
      @jordanherring1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree whole heartedly

    • @Axualkilla8392
      @Axualkilla8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mattwilliams2562 yes, how poor your life choices are

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    Misfits: "Ted, that's weed."
    Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

    • @crashed-in4945
      @crashed-in4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crashed-In lmao

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bravo six, going barf

    • @bigboy-gw8me
      @bigboy-gw8me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

  • @marissal.2349
    @marissal.2349 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +612

    I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5103

    Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@idolizationist 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

    • @drakeeberth2477
      @drakeeberth2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

    • @Shock002
      @Shock002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@drakeeberth2477 ok

    • @lily-mt9yr
      @lily-mt9yr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@idolizationist okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

  • @Misfits
    @Misfits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23197

    oops 😳

    • @calebdelorme6850
      @calebdelorme6850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +829

      Look what you did to the boy

    • @sherges44
      @sherges44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Why didn't you organize better?

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

    • @ccrum32
      @ccrum32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

    • @gl8ck
      @gl8ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ah sh-

  • @SuperMcgooch
    @SuperMcgooch ปีที่แล้ว +19751

    Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    • @Nenona1200
      @Nenona1200 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

      I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +672

      ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- ปีที่แล้ว +877

      idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

    • @ne0ngrav3
      @ne0ngrav3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

  • @ashbeatte
    @ashbeatte 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +367

    The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22348

    its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    • @iwantadonutbadly
      @iwantadonutbadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

    • @yourteeth9708
      @yourteeth9708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

    • @sunalt7316
      @sunalt7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

    • @gracett3628
      @gracett3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

  • @juushyy
    @juushyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4692

    saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    • @chefyanayano
      @chefyanayano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@chefyanayano The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

    • @averyroth9367
      @averyroth9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

    • @bam8606
      @bam8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

  • @sapphis_lazuli
    @sapphis_lazuli 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

  • @domainprotagonist9729
    @domainprotagonist9729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6361

    I took a 500 mg once and was high for three straight days. To wake up high not once, but twice was one of the most alarming ways to progressively begin back to back mornings I could imagine.

    • @Blueee51
      @Blueee51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oooof

    • @life_so_hard_i_so_emo
      @life_so_hard_i_so_emo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

    • @uncledick9445
      @uncledick9445 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lightweight

    • @johnbitler5907
      @johnbitler5907 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

    • @Brevski
      @Brevski ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

  • @NoThoughtsBleh
    @NoThoughtsBleh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5218

    This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    • @wazzza.208
      @wazzza.208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      elmo is a glove

    • @captainhellhound7451
      @captainhellhound7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is just how the use of edibles go

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sega playstation

    • @Patt_sbm
      @Patt_sbm ปีที่แล้ว

      @@I_Like_Ike53fr

  • @romeeb7712
    @romeeb7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3327

    "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was 7 words

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

  • @YTPNoob
    @YTPNoob 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    Never put yourself in a vulnerable state around those guys ever again.

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's"
    Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

    • @LlamaTheScotsman
      @LlamaTheScotsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait you said tit

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18990

    This man literally went to Mars before Elon Musk by taking this edible

    • @joshevans3323
      @joshevans3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He rly do b everywhere 😔

    • @budmoment8599
      @budmoment8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

    • @Sludgelorrd
      @Sludgelorrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      never been this early to one of your comments

    • @gelo6099
      @gelo6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

    • @bluejacket4429
      @bluejacket4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

  • @tyzzieee
    @tyzzieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6777

    Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

    • @Lexingtonian
      @Lexingtonian ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

    • @ufork
      @ufork ปีที่แล้ว +76

      he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

    • @samueldoiron1656
      @samueldoiron1656 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

    • @TheMemeBorrower.
      @TheMemeBorrower. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

  • @zacksimmons8780
    @zacksimmons8780 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

    • @MichaelJGarrick
      @MichaelJGarrick 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK
      Personal experience

    • @cowcannon8883
      @cowcannon8883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@soaringspirits2267 its because when your shoes are off you tend to be at home or somewhere comfortable, and in his case he was touch sensitive so less pressure on your feet can help. some may be uncomfortable bare foot, so socks are plenty comfy if barefoot isnt an option.

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cowcannon8883 OHHHH. Makes sense! Tysm for replying!!!

  • @Brningstar
    @Brningstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    • @Lum1num
      @Lum1num 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      If only big lion was there to help

    • @charliekirby_
      @charliekirby_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

    • @xzandyx21
      @xzandyx21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aye 420 likes

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's not the most carson thing ever....

    • @kaid6486
      @kaid6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

  • @dankahank8069
    @dankahank8069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5130

    This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

  • @caesar_19
    @caesar_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +347

    I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms
    If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14050

    i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

    • @gordcore1062
      @gordcore1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      But this is the one we needed in our lives

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      That’s probably because you have

    • @charlieking4682
      @charlieking4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

    • @dtrracing5233
      @dtrracing5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It’s a common mistake

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You probably have. Everyone has told it.

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

    • @wadzie2750
      @wadzie2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      research

    • @charlesmcgill2974
      @charlesmcgill2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What if ur both

    • @aliengirl7098
      @aliengirl7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@charlesmcgill2974 girl I-

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      both?

    • @elysia4824
      @elysia4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i both hate and love how true this is

  • @tobyirving4047
    @tobyirving4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    • @TheBogLordofCasper
      @TheBogLordofCasper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

    • @perryerin
      @perryerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

    • @wqtter3209
      @wqtter3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t think I want to

    • @Sukotchi-py2ip
      @Sukotchi-py2ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The next step is the time loop and it is hell

    • @GwapeJuice
      @GwapeJuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

  • @heckinlmao
    @heckinlmao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

    • @quinrosee
      @quinrosee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i LOVE a warm (not too hot) shower when i’m too high…i find the sensation of water on you helps you not to focus on how u feel too much

    • @mfdoomguey
      @mfdoomguey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thx bro 🖤

    • @jamesauruss
      @jamesauruss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      good to know. i have a tendency to let myself sit and panic even though i know it’s irrational. i’ll try a hot shower next time!

  • @josephpeterson-mcgee9502
    @josephpeterson-mcgee9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Swagger: we set it up this way because it makes sense
    Me: It doesn’t matter when you are high

    • @marioreaper1
      @marioreaper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      for real i literally had 3 weed cookies
      was told to only eat 1 so i did
      got high
      then proceeded to eat the other 2 because i didnt wanna get up and got the munchies.
      It was HELL
      still support recreational weed tho just gotta hide edibles from myself after eating some

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16599

    400mg puts you on a different planet.

    • @Glazedonut
      @Glazedonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      straight into the void.

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Glaze 1000mg puts you into the infinite abyss

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@acrusader9773 ur profile pic looks like being on 1000mg

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Chance Good Buffalo that is often

    • @oneiros5686
      @oneiros5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      If you're lightweight

  • @pj8844
    @pj8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter."
    Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      These are cocoa beans.
      These are cocoa beans.
      *These are cocoa beans.*

    • @Ogglaroth
      @Ogglaroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What are those?
      Those are eggshells.

    • @pj8844
      @pj8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      azure
      Those are cocoa beans...

    • @octangulaa
      @octangulaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

  • @wearyatlas
    @wearyatlas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    The old vs New comments are *very* different in tone, and i’m glad, honestly.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      yea i thought i was in crazytown when this story first came out and everyone was laughing at how silly ted was for inadvertently getting super high and being tortured by his friends

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Dude REAL it’s honestly so nice to see people gain empathy

    • @mfdoomguey
      @mfdoomguey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Nah fr lol. I was reading these newer comments and I like dang everyone is so wholesome 😂😂😂

    • @mp-qz3pf
      @mp-qz3pf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because everyone is a bitch now

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 ปีที่แล้ว +3899

    the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    • @Grzonie
      @Grzonie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

      Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

    • @marnenotmarnie259
      @marnenotmarnie259 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      seriously, i'm really glad i never watched any of their channels

    • @_celeste-
      @_celeste- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      holy fuck yeah

    • @reedh2820
      @reedh2820 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Even though he was recording, i feel like cooper was the only not being a menace lmao

  • @tiarnancarey5250
    @tiarnancarey5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    I can't be the only one who wants him to release his own brand called Tedibles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg yesss

    • @baconwheel
      @baconwheel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      tedsticles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@baconwheel big brain moment

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baconwheel so you know those camel balls sweets, so yea that's what I think of when you typed that

    • @chefsurs1
      @chefsurs1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconwheel sad times 4 your pfp

  • @zoned_personal
    @zoned_personal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4420

    That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

    • @cake-ie7uh
      @cake-ie7uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is genius

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg yes

    • @LexifromZargon
      @LexifromZargon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      how abt nope rope

    • @luna-cc1qu
      @luna-cc1qu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but that would be uhh.. not weed LOL but this is a good comment 👌

    • @BacktotheRift
      @BacktotheRift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Herb Rope

  • @kaistorm777
    @kaistorm777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    With friends like that, who needs enemies.

  • @GraceWhip
    @GraceWhip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6150

    I'm impressed with your ability to talk during this! My friend made a similar mistake and he messaged me just saying "I cannot remember how out loud writing works please help". It was an experience.

    • @rileyoneill5107
      @rileyoneill5107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Yeah I had a friend who got too high and she could only communicate by tapping her fingers bc that's all she could move lmao

    • @kaylawesome2
      @kaylawesome2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Out loud writing 😂😂😂😂

    • @LikeASkyScraper1313
      @LikeASkyScraper1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Literally same I had to write my girlfriend a note that said “I forgot how to talk and it feels like I’m in a dream” 💀

    • @dysphoric_god7737
      @dysphoric_god7737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ok prolly sucked for him but "out loud writing" LMAO

    • @maxellis1023
      @maxellis1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rileyoneill5107 fuckin hector Salamanca 💀💀

  • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
    @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2554

    "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Took me a minute

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

    • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
      @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what a coincidence, you made mine lol
      yay for wholesome internet comversations

    • @tomdebom1346
      @tomdebom1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

  • @fernandagomez7350
    @fernandagomez7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Ted-"this is the most painful high ever help me"
    Schlatt-"lol u want butter?"

    • @burrsoup
      @burrsoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish I had a friend who just supplied me with butter

    • @budywudy9
      @budywudy9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@Asad Doeasdw you know different people have different tolerances and reactions to things right

    • @thorn6067
      @thorn6067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Asad Doeasdw did you miss him saying this was his first time touching weed in months, followed by a demonstration of how low his tolerance is?

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

    • @Hannah-ds2bl
      @Hannah-ds2bl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I took 420mg and thought I was dying and was experiencing the last few seconds of my life stretched out into eternity

    • @thephase665
      @thephase665 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Hannah-ds2bl I took about 6-7 hits from a sativa pen. For the next 2 hours I was a ghost in my own body. If I weren't such a pussy that'd have been an amazing experience lol. I convinced myself that I would die alone right there, til I bumped into this guy I knew and he helped me calm down without even trying. Miss that dude

  • @r.m3113
    @r.m3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5476

    Ted: (Having the ride of his life).
    Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Legend says theres still not enough butter

    • @gooball2005
      @gooball2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      shlatt

    • @98DogCcoin
      @98DogCcoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @techterra3795
      @techterra3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gooball2005 shlatt

  • @jfkfade8124
    @jfkfade8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5478

    I remember when this was on a few different people's vlogs, glad to get some more context on what horrible suffering we were witnessing

    • @lianna9492
      @lianna9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      they also talked about it on the podcast

    • @minecraftstampyfan22
      @minecraftstampyfan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      omg whos vlogs??? i need to see hahaha

    • @jfkfade8124
      @jfkfade8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@minecraftstampyfan22 I remember Cscoop had a bit of it in his vlog from LA

    • @minecraftstampyfan22
      @minecraftstampyfan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JWTP1974 ooo awesome thank u!!

    • @jfkfade8124
      @jfkfade8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@minecraftstampyfan22 np

  • @NeemaFahimy
    @NeemaFahimy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7522

    My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

    • @kermit4133
      @kermit4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grew nation?
      Grewsum?.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kermit4133
      True. This reeks of Ops.

    • @KingSchmeat
      @KingSchmeat ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

    • @juf9055
      @juf9055 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    All those clips look like a nightmare to go through INSANLEY high, the loud music, Schlatts chaos, people f with you omg that sounds horrible

  • @Bullet_Caster
    @Bullet_Caster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3986

    The recent 4th of July my friend brought over a plastic bag with over 2 sticks of weed butter in it. This weed butter amounted to 7,000 mg. We shared this among three people total. Me and two others. We also sprinkled some mushrooms on them. It stopped being fun after 3 hours. I had ended up being high for 5 days straight, and I lost my sense of smell. Lesson learned? Be careful with everything.

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

      Holy shit

    • @xade4861
      @xade4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      So you still cant smell...

    • @peterchrist1945
      @peterchrist1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      -Sent from the afterlife

    • @c0l0rmep1nk
      @c0l0rmep1nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      This is THE bruh moment

    • @gracebruhmoment
      @gracebruhmoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      BRO i'm glad you're still alive holy shit

  • @lukemiller9833
    @lukemiller9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high
    Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

    • @theoneandonlythe5th138
      @theoneandonlythe5th138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

    • @danielg7245
      @danielg7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Helping the juices flow

    • @pw4513
      @pw4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    "My body felt like rubber bands."
    Finally, a good way to explain how I felt when I smoked a few times. I couldn't sit still because everything would hurt, but like a deep ache that wouldn't go away, so I had to keep moving. But the movements were Parkinson's like movements. That would get tiring so I'd wanna go to sleep, but if I stopped moving, everything would hurt again.

    • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
      @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Are you sure those were Scooby Snacks, Shaggy?

    • @enrico2575
      @enrico2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds more like DPH honestly.

    • @MyMusiclifestyle
      @MyMusiclifestyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude, that sounds awfull..

    • @ashgrindle1152
      @ashgrindle1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After the high wears off the arthritis in my back quits hurting for awhile, but f*ck if it doesn't hurt like a bitch when I'm stoned.

    • @sanguinedreaming6074
      @sanguinedreaming6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sounds like DPH or acid lmfao

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    kinda glad to come back here and see way more people saying his friends were being dicks bc my memory of this video was very much "this is a well told story and he's making it very funny but i feel like a couple of the friends were being really shitty?"
    i knew someone once that had psychosis issues from one extremely bad acid trip that affected her with weed and the idea of someone messing with her at all when she was freaking out off a vape pen hit... i would've decked them. ted's likely not going through nearly as bad as what she was seeing but STILL doesn't matter, jesus christ get the guy a blanket and a water, find music or white noise sounds calming to him, don't actively try to make it WORSE. terrible tripsitting, jeez

  • @idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918
    @idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    ".. Eat an entire sleeve of club crackers without cheese, because.. Gluttony"
    You really called me out while I was eating my club crackers huh?

    • @TheStoneAxe23Animation
      @TheStoneAxe23Animation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro that called me out too, we're in this together.

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love to do that too

    • @beforegrim
      @beforegrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did that 2 days ago

    • @Mundilfari_
      @Mundilfari_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s me with saltines. I can down 2 sleeves in an hour

    • @jordansuggs4573
      @jordansuggs4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those are rookie numbers, I can eat an entire box is like 30 minutes

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku ปีที่แล้ว +10583

    This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    • @SisterToSleepx
      @SisterToSleepx ปีที่แล้ว +1385

      Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

    • @skylerclyne6542
      @skylerclyne6542 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

    • @XK1773
      @XK1773 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Boosting

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess ปีที่แล้ว +277

      The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

  • @gabrielaperezmt
    @gabrielaperezmt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    i like how he’s talking about it like it’s a mission because really when you’re that high… every single act is a mission. it’s rehearsed and prepared for and everything is a battle

    • @Cannonbombtv
      @Cannonbombtv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I literally had all these symptoms taking a 20mg edible. I would literally die on 400

    • @MagPiesGarden
      @MagPiesGarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESS! I agree!

    • @johndo3713
      @johndo3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There is no amount of weed I couldn’t function on. Try 20 Xanax bars then you’re playing life on veteran mode.

    • @catyatzee4143
      @catyatzee4143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      god I remember once I was stoned out of my mind at my friends camp and when I mentioned I had oreo's in my car there was a mission plan and motivational music to go get it

    • @TheInfectiousCadaver
      @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      step 1. keep breathing.
      step 2. repeat step 1.
      usually where my mind goes when i get WAY too high.

  • @dorothyvalter-brown1251
    @dorothyvalter-brown1251 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Ted talking about how touch became so overstimulating it was painful
    Me with autism: Look at what they need to mimic just a FRACTION of our power!

    • @jujuthani1273
      @jujuthani1273 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      bro shush

    • @Xtrah0ts4uce
      @Xtrah0ts4uce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Fucking ON POINT

  • @ardenwynne2508
    @ardenwynne2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4830

    ted explaining the high is what sensory overload panic attacks feel like

    • @angryartist3170
      @angryartist3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      right? I was laughing at how hard I related to this as a sober anxiety ridden person.

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      well fucking said y'all 😭😭

    • @stephanieirvan1052
      @stephanieirvan1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      And the everything I touch hurts, welcome to fibromyalgia.

    • @TidmanJ
      @TidmanJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angryartist3170 i feel you brother

    • @rewindbekind9412
      @rewindbekind9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fact. Exactly.

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    • @xyzjalsjekdi
      @xyzjalsjekdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wheezed-

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @confident8132
      @confident8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@confident8132 ikr

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

  • @SgtMjRomero
    @SgtMjRomero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    “This edible ain't shi...” ~Ted, shortly before his trip to the Louisiana Boil to eat all the crawfish

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Youdubham Louisiana gang, let's go!

    • @AeroLombax
      @AeroLombax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LightSoul-8 LET’S FUCKING GO

    • @binsaremyfinsbamf7173
      @binsaremyfinsbamf7173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @☆ Drousey ☆ LA

  • @EnnuiOwO
    @EnnuiOwO ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

    • @lit3home
      @lit3home 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What asshats, good on you for not hanging around them anymore

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s so shitty of them, I hope you found better friends that back you up

    • @ggggggggjgogo
      @ggggggggjgogo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bro was geek😭

  • @djkhaled6315
    @djkhaled6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’m not surprised

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This person better not actually be dj khaled

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

    • @treyramirez8941
      @treyramirez8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

    • @samueltait5883
      @samueltait5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11510

    "My entire body feels like rubber bands" LOOOOOOOOL I CAN'T BRO

    • @itstaz1351
      @itstaz1351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      wtf a bridge youtuber.

    • @thirfty4449
      @thirfty4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice!

    • @tylergrimsman16
      @tylergrimsman16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have taken 1000 mgs so thats nothing

    • @itstaz1351
      @itstaz1351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@tylergrimsman16 k

    • @typicalpig608
      @typicalpig608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey check mark

  • @AvenirRacing
    @AvenirRacing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14097

    You legit handled that like a fucking champion. Anyone who has been too high knows exactly how fucking terrifying and overwhelming it can be.

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Exactly what i thought!

    • @Bimgus9
      @Bimgus9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +745

      Your heart feels like its gonna beat out of your chest, and your mind is everywhere at once. When you try to control your mind it only gets worse and theres nothing you can really do. The whole time during a bad trip you just feel like you’re gonna die or have a heart attack or something

    • @vana24013
      @vana24013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      i asked my boyfriend for narcan 😂 i have never greened out as bad as that night

    • @UndeadMunchies
      @UndeadMunchies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Having had these experiences myself, I felt super anxious and dreadful as he started explaining the wait for the come up.

    • @WesternMustache
      @WesternMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@UndeadMunchies Haha same. I knew what was coming for him and it made my anxiety sky rocket.

  • @venusrichard4996
    @venusrichard4996 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I genuinely feel so bad that you were surrounded by people who did not give a fuck 😭

  • @teyyo9745
    @teyyo9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    When it said “edible story” I was like: Bruh how that story taste?

    • @Bagel920
      @Bagel920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Like a nerds rope

    • @PillsNotHere
      @PillsNotHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So youre as high as me

    • @allfather6346
      @allfather6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn you were high as hell

    • @jilliansipila7478
      @jilliansipila7478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i want to like but it’s at 420

    • @bagelgod946
      @bagelgod946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jillian Sipila don’t worry it’s no longer at 420 so you can like now.

  • @PinkyPonky45
    @PinkyPonky45 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Ted: actively dying
    Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

    • @TeeheeX23
      @TeeheeX23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know. the thing is: schlat, had at that time, never been around people that smoked or even ever smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

    • @deseuryderia
      @deseuryderia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@TeeheeX23that and ted laughs about it now. there’s no use in getting pissed off for ted because ted’s not pissed. 💀💀

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TeeheeX23 Nah, that's just Schlatt's entire thing. When he's in character, he's just an asshole New Yorker.

  • @lin_atlas6046
    @lin_atlas6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6530

    he’s pretty lucky he’s in a safe atmosphere with friends though, and he handled it very well. my first high on edibles was w 350 mg and it was in school. i greened out that day and went home after a couple embarrassing trips to the bathroom where i barfed my lungs out. i was so paranoid; i thought i was going to juvenile because they’d test my vomit to see if i had covid, but would find thc. god it was so bad. what’s worse is that a teacher walked in while i was cleaning up in the bathroom, and i was just washing my hands with a puddle of puke behind me. the teacher walks in, i think she’s connected to law enforcement, and that they searched my backpack and found edibles. she eyes the puke on the floor then back up at me, asked me what i was doing, and i stared at her for what felt like an eternity before muttering “peeing” and quickly left

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      That already sounds like a nightmare when you're completely sober. Cant Imagine what that must be like combined with weed-paranoia and that dreamlike deja-vu feeling.

    • @marcusmoqes9571
      @marcusmoqes9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      bro I literally ditched my third period with my weed buddy and He made sure I was safe during my trip, but man you should of been there. I was on the planet pluto

    • @WeedGuyMike
      @WeedGuyMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jaredglanski imagine gatekeeping substances

    • @noahbradley4146
      @noahbradley4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@WeedGuyMike If you're actually 12 you should not be doing drugs, that includes alcohol.

    • @WeedGuyMike
      @WeedGuyMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@noahbradley4146 thats the biggest no shit statement i've ever heard, nobody is advocating for 12 year olds to do drugs

  • @whyisraven
    @whyisraven 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He did express remorse for it later on on one of the podcast episode. It seems maybe he hadn't experienced being high yet at this point and just thought it'd be funny

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which episode?

  • @striker_0
    @striker_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3980

    I got insanely high off an edible not that long ago and remembering what you said in this video genuinely helped me not freak out, since I was experiencing a lot of the symptoms you mentioned I knew that I was gonna be fine in the end. I really appreciate this video now lmao

    • @fz3692
      @fz3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Just went through that last night... ngl this video was the only thing preventing me from telling my parents and going to the ER lol

    • @punkassparker
      @punkassparker ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I used to smoke a lot, but I ended up having seizures which led me to end up having panic attacks every time I got high. I thought it would be a good idea to have some edibles and BOY was I wrong. I ended up being insanely high for like 4 hours, freaking the fuck out the whole time, laying on the floor and just saying "This shit sucks so fucking much" over and over. The struggle is real.

    • @S-CCCC
      @S-CCCC ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@punkassparker the first time I tried edibles I had way too high of a dose and that was the time I had my very first panic attack…and like you, the longest 4-6 hours of my life

    • @shadowtheimpure
      @shadowtheimpure ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had this happen the one time I did edibles. I didn't give them near enough time to actually kick in, and I ended up spending most of the night convulsing in bed.

    • @striker_0
      @striker_0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@S-CCCC yeah I learned my lesson to always check the dosage before taking any lmao

  • @pugsquad448
    @pugsquad448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    This is a pretty extreme thing to do just to get out of dinner with your girlfriend's family

    • @Tendeez
      @Tendeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

  • @cannedpeaches843
    @cannedpeaches843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    okay but IMAGINE if they didn’t stop him from eating that second nerds rope

    • @f7ck1ng_c10wn
      @f7ck1ng_c10wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      I had a friend who had that exact situation happen but he got through two and a half
      he had around 1200mg of weed in his little adolescent body

    • @behexx
      @behexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      jesus fuck was he ok

    • @that1guy324
      @that1guy324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @purplvurpl0295
      @purplvurpl0295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@behexx given the fact they phrased it as “I had a friend,” the guy is probably not doing well

    • @gamingwithgold4208
      @gamingwithgold4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@purplvurpl0295 damn

  • @Robin-of2jt
    @Robin-of2jt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    it really is upsetting seeing how mean and unhelpful some of these people were during such a difficult experience. i've been too high before--not nearly This high, but still--and its a pretty bad time. you need someone to watch you and support you and take care of you and keep you company. you dont need someone purposefully hurting you when youre extremely overstimulated

  • @MantisM1
    @MantisM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    Even with a rock bottom tolerance, the way Ted dealt with the drug was insane. He just looked a bit baked and was just overall calmer. That's something special coming from someone who has a pretty good tolerance to weed yet still acts like they haven't smoked in eons.

    • @16BitGamerCat
      @16BitGamerCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wasn't Weed considered for military use BECAUSE it had a calming effect?

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he also said he tried to play it up for the camera

    • @ravenanne1734
      @ravenanne1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@raygrusmityh it's about CBD to THC not overall dosage, some people are extra sensitive and need more CBD than others

    • @kian9589
      @kian9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@16BitGamerCat i think that was actually coke ur thinking about cos some contries gave it to their soilders cos they could walk for ages

    • @kian9589
      @kian9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Countries

  • @KotaJMomo
    @KotaJMomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    "My entire body feels like rubber bands." reminds me of when my friend told me he "feels like spaghetti."

    • @fm.burbank8461
      @fm.burbank8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eat rubber

    • @birds4breakfast870
      @birds4breakfast870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How the hell do you feel like spaghetti

    • @liluiaaa
      @liluiaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@birds4breakfast870 wheh you get a little too high your muscles like feel bendy

    • @ryans9029
      @ryans9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had a buddy try explaining how "arm sounds" sound. It was a learning experience for sure.

    • @hushcash8920
      @hushcash8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s funny lol it’s the only way to describe that feeling

  • @JoshLathamTutorials
    @JoshLathamTutorials 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    Had similar experience. Since i was drinking so much water, i kept needing to pee which made me super paranoid that i was going to pee myself to death. Coupled with time feeling as if it had slowed to a halt, my pees would seem to last forever. I resulted in using my phone to time how long my pee was taking and googled how long a pee should last.

    • @alicewhite_1818
      @alicewhite_1818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Omg i thought i was the only one who was paranoid when this happened lol. This makes me feel better

    • @noahmarchais804
      @noahmarchais804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Weed paranoia is the absolute worst, I can only do 10-15mg before it happens which is sad

    • @markopolo2172
      @markopolo2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@noahmarchais804 worst shit is trying to walk home through dodgy ends absolutely stoned out your fuckin mind every sound every bit of wind absolutely everything makes you feel like you're gonna either get stabbed or just straight up die it feels like you're in a damn slasher movie

    • @noahmarchais804
      @noahmarchais804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@markopolo2172 bro I can totally feel that 😂

    • @_motho_
      @_motho_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hate weed paranoia so much. It ruins the experience for me every time. My heart goes nuts and i become convinced its going to stop

  • @ladyevanesce8933
    @ladyevanesce8933 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Your friends are the reason I’d choose the bear

  • @themotleyone3475
    @themotleyone3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I like the transition between "I needed to make myself throw up" to "so I got Carson-"

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    "I'm gonna eat and entire sleeve of Club Crackers with no cheese."
    Wait, I do this sober

    • @jasewill8774
      @jasewill8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ✨G L U T T O N Y ✨

    • @tinky_winky4488
      @tinky_winky4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I eat just cheese lol, I’ve never been high or drunk because I’m underaged but yk

    • @ray-the-lame
      @ray-the-lame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ✨G L U T T O N Y✨

    • @jackkoscak8501
      @jackkoscak8501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ✨ *G L U T T O N Y* ✨

  • @renitentsoup
    @renitentsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5703

    Imagine if he ate the second one we could’ve lost Ted

    • @griffencampbell4088
      @griffencampbell4088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      that wouldn't be enough to kill you though even if it was your first time.

    • @renitentsoup
      @renitentsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

      @@griffencampbell4088 yeah i know but he would’ve entered another plain of existence

    • @kylewitter2806
      @kylewitter2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      @@renitentsoup another pain of existence

    • @LittleFishy.
      @LittleFishy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kylewitter2806 loll

    • @giratinathe_distorter7480
      @giratinathe_distorter7480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@griffencampbell4088 he would wish he was though

  • @mt2r-music
    @mt2r-music ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

    • @Bozobi
      @Bozobi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

  • @Tommy-wx9fo
    @Tommy-wx9fo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    Hanging out with these guys too high seems like a nightmare lmao

    • @MrCobb-sg8io
      @MrCobb-sg8io 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      yeah they look like weirdos

    • @michaelheffner7684
      @michaelheffner7684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      They’re clearly stuck in TH-camr mode and keep shoving cameras in his face and trying to farm content out of it. Horrific people to be around

    • @CrannTV
      @CrannTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      420th like, nice

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if someone put a camera on me while i was greening out i would break it and beak they ass

    • @rowankrupa7500
      @rowankrupa7500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i can almost guarantee that schlatt and swagger weren't treating him bad LMFAO

  • @noony8962
    @noony8962 ปีที่แล้ว +4577

    If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever
    Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

      fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

    • @UwULilyKitsune
      @UwULilyKitsune 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

    • @wxstednxghts
      @wxstednxghts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When somebodys having a bad night it's their fault and if they can't lock in it shouldn't be my problem

  • @jjelds
    @jjelds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I feel like Ted could tell a story about him going on a walk and it would end up as chaotic as this.

  • @Jasper-dd3dl
    @Jasper-dd3dl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i once ate one of those sketchy 1000mg rice krispies bars. about an hour in i decided to write my christmas list, and the only thing i added to it was "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!". i remember laughing at that until i cried.