NOOB'S GUIDE to NAKAI the WANDERER
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A Noob's Guide to NAKAI THE WANDERER. How to play the new Lizardmen lord available in The Hunter and the Beast DLC for TOTAL WAR: Warhammer II.
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"Huuuh.. Great priest ? We may want to reinforce our defenses... Nakaï is sunbathing in the courtyard..."
there goes my week end
OH GOD ILL GET THE BUILDERS
*"come and get your love" plays in the background as great priest walks by nakai*
Nakai: Hey.
Great Priest: Hey... WHAT-
OH LAWD HE WANDERING
@@tobor88 i lol'd
"not all who wander are lost, but those that wander into Nakai are."
It's oddly relaxing to watch Nakai wander.
Well he is the wanderer
It is. Gonna have to buy this dlc
It's relaxing until you realize he's coming towards you.
Imagine watching Nakai and Wulfrik Wandering
@@ZhangJao i would like to see it
"You can't be a strong idiot leading an army!"
*The Greenskins want to know your location*
"What's an idiot? A git that can't fight? Then aye, an idiot can't lead an army!"
@@DzinkyDzink Hey nice gits you got there. Lol
but even greenskins display some leadership skills even if it is just primitive "i'm bigger and stronger do what I say" I love Kroxigors but they're rarely vocal enough or have enough mental capacity to lead armies, they're not stupid but they don't tend to think outside the tasks they're given, Nakai is an exception. I personally would've preferred the Ancient Kroxigors to be heroes but that's just me
We iz da greatest bosses around
@@warhawk9566 I kinda like that Kroxigor's are getting bit of a lore revamp and CA expanding on the races themselves, having some Kroxigor get smarter with age. That said I kinda agree on the hero bit, only cause I feel Lizardmen has so many good lord options (and LL's too now) that we didn't need another lord but could've welcomed another hero seeing as we only got 4 (3 with 2 wizard types) which isn't much for a faction with so many lords and Kroxigor had been perfect as heroes
"Not all those who wander are lost" a priceless sentence from Tolkien and well-used for nakai, good job 😉
I'm glad someone knew it's origin.
@@codybonds Look at my name and picture, isn't it enought "Tolkiendly" for you? haha Don't you recognise Dain IronFoot ? x)
You made a pretty damm cool video by the way, i love it! ^^
I think way more people recognised it, at least I hope so. Bu yeah nice timing I thaught it was really funny and just also a really good vid (it was my favorite part though XD)
I actually don't understand you are still such "a small channel" not for the amount of video's you have but for the epic quality it has been lately especially your NOOB'S Guides for the Warhammer lords (I watch all those, I haven't started a the rest) But I just can't see your channel not explose, then again I don't recal how big it was 5 months ago or even 1 month and Total War even Warhammer is still quite niche but I think you got good ods with this content.
so well hopefully it explodes and you can do this fulltime/live from it. If that is what you wan't ofcourse. :)
"Not all that is gold glitters" would have been pretty good as well.
alot of people know it from warcraft too, its pretty much velens catchphrase
I love the idea of the entirety of Spirit of the Jungle horde being just one big Nakai's fanclub that follows him around from battle to battle. Like a really dedicated music band fans following their favourite band on their world tour.
Reminds me more of Forrest Gump, when people started following him across the country until he got tired of running and returned home, leaving everyone stunned and confused.
"A world where dinosaurs can teleport and metal bikinis count as armor" so almost any mmo.
I remember reading in the lore back around the late 90s/early 2000s that Kroxigors weren't stupid. Just very slow reactions. They are actually very intelligent and that the skink priests would often go to them for advice because the Kroxigors would also live for hundreds and hundreds of years. Think Treebeard. Very smart but very slow to do anything which is why they got the "stupid" rule.
Very wise and knowledgeable creatures that only really get a move on when the adrenaline gets pumping during combat.
Im not sure when the "stupid-stupid" Kroxigor stuff got started but Im not as big of a fan.
Are you sure you're not thinking of Slann?
In some cases, they wanted to be ordered.
I swear I heard somewhere they basically do all the construction and architectural stuff for the lizardmen somewhere. I like to think they're not "stupid" and just "practically minded" as it were. Less educated philosopher, more blue-collar problem solvers.
And, of course, as it happens, when you're a giant crocodile, problems can often be solved rather easily with overwhelming brute force.
@@theriveracis5172 If you can't think (or won't), get someone to do the thinking.
@@theriveracis5172
Hey, sorry for super late reply here, but yes. It was written in earlier armybooks that they are indeed the "muscle" needed for labour, their "IQ" is roughly on par with humans.
As to you, origin of the thread
Skinks, Saurus, and Kroxigor, are all immortal for the purpose of age, they can die if you stab them, but through age, they don't.
Nakai is the oldest Kroxigor alive, afaik, who was present during the great war against Daemons in "the beginning."
Also, one thing that CA made up, is that Grymloq, Kroq-Gar's mount, is immortal. He is not. He is the 13th Carnosaur that Kroq-Gar has ridden.
So it sounds like Nakai is the Forrest Gump of Warhammer
Yep. A scaly man-eating Gump who doesn't run away, but towards the enemy to eat them whole.
Shriramprasad Venkatesan I just love the idea of a horde of Lizardmen chasing after him before he says he is going home
"My Maz always said, 'Life was like a Chaos Warband, you never know what you're gonna get"
@@colinnelson4080 Holy shit, that made me laugh out loud. Good one man.
"Life is like a trove of plaques, you never know which the warmbloods will have stolen" - Nakai
I mean, the Lizardmen being essentially robots makes sense. It's less that they have to have sex and more like the Old ones specifically made them to be their global defence force. It also makes them different from damn near every single lizard humans ever.
Glad they changed it so Kroxigors aren't stupid anymore.
Leonard Hollsten I thought the Orks where their army
@@bigpigeon2384 No, the Orcs were pests that the Lizardmen tried to exterminate. So far, they haven't succeeded.
Leonard Hollsten but in tts they said that the Orks where created to defeat the necrons and ctan by the old ones and they where specifically made soulless so ctan where powerless against them
@@bigpigeon2384 Oh, you are talking about 40K. Sorry, didn't understand that. Yes, in 40K the Orks were a creation of the old ones. But in fantasy, they aren't.
Leonard Hollsten wait I thought 40k was just after the fantasy stuff
Delivery Guy: "Gotta delivery of six tonnes of protein powder and pre-workout here".
Lizardman Castellan: "For whom?!"
Delivery Guy: "Someone called 'Nakay...'"
Lizardman Castellan: "Ah, fuck..."
From right behind the castellan: "Nakai. Long A sound."
i imagine he has a boston accent like
"ive got a package for ahhhhhh, nakie? nakay? however the fuck yous say that"
"whats cooler then a trex"
Jurassic World: hmm. a larger genemodded t rex?
Warhammer: you are like little baby, watch this
Pizzagelion Claire: do you think it will scare the kids?
Mazranni: it will give the parents nightmares 0:14
Mazdamundi: it’s perfect
I still like how Nakai’s vortex campaign is pretty much Anti-Vermintide: an Imperial invasion army swarms Nakai’s home, forcing him and his Lizardmen to fight against a squad of three humans, a dwarf, and an elf. Now, I kind of want a Lizardman Dynasty Warrior’s type game
Alsp 80% of the early game is fighting skaven, so it still has that vermintide feel lol
Cody:"well technically a drake..that's a fandom you do not want to rile up.."
Me: *Slowly deleting "GOT dragons are actually Wyverns"*
*Me deleting* "Skyrim Dragons are just Wyverns"
Imagine how retarded their drakes would look. Just two legs, and a head and tail that meet in the middle. So stupid.
OMG I just realize that! 8 seasons is a lie! \OoO/
@@FuriousGorge _did you mean lindwyrm_
I'm assuming you meant that as a joke and I got it but that is an actual thing
@@thejadedrabbitTJR The world may never know.
"Those who wander are not always lost... but man I sure am"
-Nakai The Lost
As a citizen of the UK I can confirm that my delicate sensibilities were very assaulted by the prospect of double-inflaitable-lizard-nobs, so I appreciate that Games Workshop offered us Lore biscuits to help the tea go down.
Director: Alright, what do we need as an addition for the Lizardmen?
Guy 1: New, better skinks to make up for the lack of addition in WaP.
Guy 2: A greater variety of cav apart frombasic melee cav.
Guy 3: Bigger Lizards.
Director (glares at Guy 3): You're getting a promotion.
Bigger Lizards is always the answer.
@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 especialy in warhammer.
@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Wait till they hear about the Thunder Lizard ...
@@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 To be fair Dread surians are apex predatora that hunt thunder lizards.
@@kolczak6964 Yep, but thunder lizards are bigger, so there's still material, guy 3 can work with.
I dont play warhammer total war, I dont know who nakai is, but thanks to this video I know who he is and I now want to play warhammer total war.
10/10 would play the alpha chad crocodile immediately
7:35
Warhammer Fans Online: "You can't just be a strong idiot leading an army!"
*The Greenskins* : "Uhh... well this is awkward..."
XD
I agree, however I can see the argument that the Kroxigor Ancients should have been heroes instead Lords since
A. It kind of takes away Nekai's uniqueness when there's dozens of Anicents Kroxigors leading their own armies.
B. The Lizardmen are kinda bloated in terms of Lord choices, I mean they have 4 flavors of Slann, Saurus Old Bloods, Red Crested Skink Chiefs, and now Anicent Kroxigors, and that a monstrous character for the Lizardmen would have been off serving the Niche of Skinwolfs, Mournguls, and Doombulls.
A) There's almost always a lord character who's basically just a weaker legendary lord.
B) I'm no expert in this game but, lizardmen pre-nekai kinda sucked. It's like being more complex dwarves without the powerful artillery or high morale. You dont do a lotta damage but you're guys are tanky so long as you got spells. They need all the help they can get imo. o3o
@@yamahadrag69 lizards have some of the highest leadership across the board in the game comparable to dwarfs and elves
lizards were and are still one of the best factions in the game the reasons lizies got the dlc was cause prior to the prophet and warlock they sucked so its only fair they get first hand at the next wave of dlc
and avarage chaos warriors... and beastmen
Meanwhile in 40k...
Me: *Trying to count on all 10 fingers how many times the arrogance of the imperium caused them to completely underestimate how cunning tha boyz are and receiving untold, horrific amounts of casualties because of it but I can't because there's too many times to count on all 10 fingers.*
1:41
Nakai: I'M NOT THE MASIAH!!
Skink fanboys: HE'S THE MASIAH!!
About 50% of all Warhammer and 40K lore is completely stupid, and it's wonderful.
The other 50% is sexy, which is also pretty great.
I liked your comment before I even read the bottom line. Even after reading it I do not regret my decision.
Cardio beats chaos
I mean, even spacz marines are a stupid concept. Everything is done wrong with those guys, from their inpractial shoulder armor to their lack of camouflage. To be breif, read the 1d4chan wiki page about the smart marines (or gentlemen marines I don't remember).
They are still awesome tho
"DA HUMIE'S RIGHT!!! WAIT, WAT I JUST SAY?...WAAAAAGGH!!!!"
Zap Gun stupid sexy Warhammer
"Pools like those found in the playboy mansion, teeming with life and overflowing in DNA" Holy moly. That one led my mind down a dark road.
Noob's Guide to Gor-Rok, mayhaps? I want wait to hear about the great white spread all over the southern regions...
The gist of his video so far is lots of Conan and Rocky 4 references.
yes gor rok please
Kimarous bravo to you sir for the innuendo *clap clap*
@@codybonds please mention those freaking OP bonuses. Its just disgusting. Gor-Rok should be the Lizardmen tutorial.
@@codybonds perfection.
Well I don’t wanna play as Lizard food.
Yeah, this gimmick is already claimed by da Orcs
Made me laugh, was sufficiently informative, and apparently triggered some people with the jokes. Subscribed.
Applause all around.
I think Lizardmen factions should get an ability from the Geomantic web to make the location 1 level more habitable so long as it's connected to the web. Since in the Lore they turned Konquata into a jungle. Would be a cool unique faction trait too
They also used the web to teleport. Which could be very cool on the super large combined map of Warhammer 3.
@@codybonds I hope they can also teleport end turn times
I'm tempted to buy this DLC just because of this video
I actually ended up buying it for the same reason
do it, I did.
It was worth it
DLC Vs Micro-transaction with DLC you don't have to worry about about costs as you only have to buy it once. As such you can't easily lose track of how much you bought on one product as there's only so much to buy.
You should if you haven't already, it's actually pretty fun.
I only got it for the units at first, then this video made me want to play Nikai. He is the only good horde faction and basically can steam roll anything that isn't a doomstack, then again the Lizardmen have one of the strongest rosters at least when it comes to prolonged battles with how tough their units are.
Also lack of trading's dumb and unrealistic, nomadic tribes historically heavily relied on trade and they would usually produce premium quality fine goods which were in high demand (some of them do to this day despite settling down). Obviously their traders would be the ones that appear at settlements but it would inflate the price because of fear of missing out (mechanism very well known to modern gamers xD xD xD)
Also imagine Kroxigors weaving tiny floral patterns with silk thread died in the BLOOD OF THEIR PREY
Hey even tough guys have they're soft moments.
It’s more of a mechanical thing
Factions which have horde mechanics:
Beastmen( trading is a part of civilization, they don’t do that)
Chaos (see above)
Rogue armies (more of a rambling group of rag tag military forces than an actual people)
It also exists to encourage the rogue army to be aggressive, not having a lot of income encourages the horde to earn it through razing and post battle loot
TBF real-world nomads actually had well-defined pastures they could be reliably found in at a given time of the year. Usually still do, where the lifestyle still survives.
_And_ varying numbers of agrarian settlements, mines and what have you under their thumbs that did a Hell of a lot of the actual manufacturing and trading. Those caravan cities of the Silk Road were being constantly fought over for a reason.
they're still part of lizardmen society though, not an independent tribe, kroxigors don't try to make weaves because they have skinks for that, & skinks don't trade with other races unless they think that they've been told to as most of them have no initiative & have entire societies built upon the premise of being told what to do, skinks with no slann who follow a kroxigor around are just going to be doing what they think the kroxigor wants, which is most often building things, smashing things & eating things, so the skinks attached to nakai build settlements, attack enemies and gather resources.
2:46 i swear it sounds like Nakai says "Cookie..." lol he's the blue lizard cookie monster! (Use headphones with high volume).
Had me at "Digere-doo something before they digere-dont"
There's a reason why Lizardmen spawn from pools, its been in the lore for a long time.
They were created by a progenitor race as protectors of this realm against the forces of chaos.
Their pool spawning was as deliberately made as our designing of robots.
If you have the ability to make your warrior race have no need for procreation, and can instead, spawn into life in a full adult form and be ready for war, why would you not?
All the yes!
Yeah, but it also means that if the lizards lose a spawning pool they're pretty much screwed. That's what the Skaven did; they would infect spawning pools with plagues, and that resulted in sick and dying spawnings. Which is sort of fine, its a well defined weakness for the faction, but its something that you'd think the Old Ones would have thought through.
see the problem is, i'm pretty sure the lizard men can't make new spawning pools. People can make new factories to make more robots. But if the spawning pools get infected or tampered with in any way, the lizard men are screwed.
@@bioniclefan1995 i think they can be purified.
@@BlackSabbath628yeah, but the old ones (presumably) didn’t plan for uh… leaving
"He's spent a millennia meandering across Lustria" Oh please a single millennia is far too short of a time to describe how long Nakai's been wandering
I have the urge to be THAT guy here: millenia is plural. If it is only one it is millenium. Urge satisfied 😆
@@Cornu341 damn, you got me
Nakai is the only one that makes the Naruto run cool.
Snikch would have made it cool too... talk about a missed opportunity.
"Virgin Slann Wizards"... You know, they probably are.
I honestly didn't consider it from that angle. But yeah it makes sense.
Now... if we could get a Taurox the Brass Bull lord with a Minotaur army...
Along with the Ghorgon as a new giant monster unit for the Beastmen.
I will fund the shit out if it if they add them
I think there’s a mod for that
That comes out next week.
The fish in question are called "Remoras". Scientific name Remora remora.
Have you heard about the cynical fisherman who had absolutely no Remoras?
Just as a side note, the lizards are said to be raised from tadpoles to train in specific combat tactics, so technically they don’t spawn fully formed clones but then again they are lizards so it takes probably a day and a half to reach full size
so lore is Nakai is basically Forrest Gump going on his run, but with violence.
"Set a speed record for raw-dogging Lustria" - okie dokie.
Blowguns are a strange choice for a species without lips
That was really good, easily the best out of the ones you done. Keep it up.
I love these Noob's guide videos you're making. MORE!!!
This vid was really dope, thanks mate.
please make more videos with the same humour, I will die if you don't make more
Lizardmen can activate bridges of light between the continents and walk their armies across the oceans. They also have and a “web way of sorts or inter-dimensional corridors that connect locations” Gotrek and Felix meet Teclis in one in one of their books
Dude, you rock. This is refreshing af. Absolutely love this serie so far, keep up the good work!
This video has me in stitches, dude you're an absolute Legend xD
Wait till LegendOfTotalWar actually plays this DLC. Then you will know there is but one Legend in TW universe.
I haven´t played him yet, but i got attacked by Wulfhard early and couldn´t buy more than the Lord, one of the new Kroxigor Lords.
He grabbed Wulfhard by the ankles and gave him a good look at the roots of the problem he cause. And the trees around.
Still have that Lord, now with an army, he also proved quite effective at convincing undead Pirates of letting go of their treasures.
I'm so happy this showed up in my recommend! Great video man!
This is great. You need more subscribers. I was laughing really hard.
seriously love these guides, hope you do a lot more of these with the other lords too
''Then like all good action heroes..'' Yeah that sums Nakai up pretty fucking well to be fair.
Don’t stop these videos! They are so awesome!!
This is such a wonderful introduction to Nakai. When Christmas Day dawns it's between him and Ikit Claw to be my first DLC mortal empire.
These are hilarious dude. Keep'em coming!
God i love these, they are the best! Keep up the great work.
this is one of my favourite series to watch man thank you for these
Thank YOU for watching them! It’s been a pleasure to have stumbled onto something people enjoy so much.
I missed this upload at the time - this is your best vid yet!
I know this is stupid but...
2:34 my sides are in space XD
This is my favorite NOOBS GUIDE you've done. I love this whole series though
Dude your vids are getting better and better and better.... keep it up man!
I have only just stumbled across your videos and I haven't laughed so hard in ages, well done. You earned plenty of likes and a subscription.
creamysmooth79 You should watch the other noob videos.
@@user-uy1rg8td1v Yeah, I have been having a good chuckle at them, before this video I had just watched the Tiktaqto one, and it had me laughing loudly which I always appreciate. After enjoying the humour and well put together vids I thought the least I could do was to give thanks, and share with a couple of like minded friends. Will definitely go through Cody' Bonds' other Noob vids when I get the time :-)
He's my favorite lord at the moment I usually play "I'm on my way" by the proclaimers when doing his campaign, It just fits.
That was the greatest walkthrough I've ever watched, so informational and holy fuck I laughed so much
Love this kind of content keep up the good work
Nakai approves of this video
Nakai has decided to spare you warm blood
“Florida Boy”
Your noob's guide definetly made me wanna wander around. Great work!
Loved the video pal keep them coming
These videos are so well made. I love them.
More of these please. This video was really really good.
Wulfhart and Gor-Rok are forthcoming. Gotrek and Felix to follow.
Thumbs up for getting draconic species correctly.
Well written video. Usually I get mad and skip when someone talks too much but doesn't get the point. Usually their jokes and humor is bad or they ramble. Your jokes on the other hand kept me listening. Well played. You got me to watch for 10 mins for 3 minutes of guide content.
Oh god found you on your iket claw vid now you got my sub and like gonna watch all vids from you it is so entertaining
Humour, jokes, lore and a new fetish for lizard feet?!
Love it almost as much as I love the dedicated, phenomenal editing that goes into these videos. Beautiful work dude! 👍🏿😁
Also sunbathing. It's nice on the scales.
After you finish with the dlc please go back and hit the LLs that already released. So glad I discovered these
When i first saw Sacred Kroxigors, i couldn't help but think that they look like the crocodile version of Kratos with Nemean Cestus, down to their very stance and fist swings :D
Btw, those Dread Saurians are my favorite dinos from Lizardmen bar none, they are so big they make even Carnosaurus' look cute by comparison lmao
My favourite part about Nakai is renaming all the units *choo choo*
Can't wait to watch all of these
Very good audio commentary, would listen again!
Never seen this game before in my life and I have no idea whats so it just kinda faded and all I could comprehend was that your voice feels like massage to my brain
As much as I love your Three Kingdoms stuff this is the absolute best
Great Video! I don't even have the game, but still watched it till the end
I love the cinematic recordings you got there.. Good job!
Thank you. I've been working with ReShade on the more recent ones to push the cinematic look even further.
Cody Bonds Nice. I will have to check them out!
your telling of Nakai's background was top-notch
The entire video reminds me of "The Wanderer" song from fallout 4
Except he doesn't hang out with girls, he's gonna eat them.
@@torquevonthorne948 Lizardmen just ignore the amazonians for the most part, iirc as far as they're concerned they're where they're supposed to be, sailors though are on the menu
your videos are amazing please do more of this.
02:38
"Stop bloody following me!"
Idk man, I kinda wanna control a Lizardman Spaceship like it was the Mothership from Starcraft 2. I kinda like that spaceship idea all of a sudden.
“John Holmes special” I see you’re also a man of culture
Chain mail bikinis count as armor made me laugh so hard. Love this noob series!
good shit dude, first video of yours i watched and had me laughing multiple times in the first minute. Bravo
He should be called Nakai the Naruto Runner for that animation.
i just love how big they are and how they addor skinks
The men's soccer joke has changed, as well as the horde factions, so good writing
Nakai is that one scene in Forest Gump, where he just starts running. 🏃 🏃💃🏃💃🏃
Great Video
Dude, lizardmen being organic robot components of a neglected terraforming system that's trying to do its job without really understanding the purpose of it is the most interesting and unique thing in WHFB.
mm, I do love them for being like this
I love the Stamford Bridge reference :)
watched your video NOOB'S GUIDE to NAKAI the WANDERER
in full left a like too :D