NOOB'S GUIDE to REPANSE de LYONESSE

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  • @tanks608
    @tanks608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    Repanse might be the only character in all of warhammer fantasy that ended up much better off than her historical origin.

    • @mogegeblast4597
      @mogegeblast4597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      You can only burn her so many times until she burns back

    • @kint87
      @kint87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Do you know the name of any other peasant girl from medieval time who crown a king and inspired whole army 🤔 ?
      Yeeees she burn, but what a pre-burning life !

    • @Asayano
      @Asayano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me -T̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶ J̶o̶s̶h̶u̶a̶ ̶G̶r̶a̶h̶a̶m̶ Repanse de Lyonesse

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You can say that again. Take for example Curious Gesar, the only thing he did was discover Albion and all he got in return was an assassination by his rivals, just like in our world I suppose.

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Magnus the Pious got a better deal than Charles V

  • @zortesh
    @zortesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    What 17 years of shepherding can do to ones sanity and fitness....

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      This Kiwi knows.

    • @НекитаРусскийЗеландитс
      @НекитаРусскийЗеландитс 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah my dad fucking hates sheep 😆

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@НекитаРусскийЗеландитс heh then the movie black sheep would give you and your dad a chuckle though the wool would give you guys a profit margin for trade making it all worth while.

    • @hawkticus_history_corner
      @hawkticus_history_corner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I didn't deal with sheep, but I dealt with cows. Much bigger and only slightly smarter. God farm animals are fucking stupid

    • @HoHhoch
      @HoHhoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hawkticus_history_corner If they were smarter they'd be used for companionship, hunting, or as pack animals. I.E. Dogs and horses.

  • @Sinagrom
    @Sinagrom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    "and rhymes with grape"
    Dear god! Those monsters are vaping across the continent! D:

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Every highschool in the realm: *:/*

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      _Slaanesh welcomes all!_

    • @felabugg1
      @felabugg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And they're taping the whole thing!
      ANIMALS!

    • @fistfullofglass
      @fistfullofglass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He meant crepe, you know them Frenchies

    • @nateashimself4570
      @nateashimself4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brazillian Rhapsody Welcome to the new Vape nation? I'll see myself out.

  • @kilroywashere8008
    @kilroywashere8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    Grail Knights drink Lady of the Lake Bath Water

    • @hunter9506
      @hunter9506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Would you deny the blessing of your God?

    • @trixzify
      @trixzify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I see what you did there, you are a man of culture

    • @DragminerFerdinand
      @DragminerFerdinand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahahaha id drink one!

    • @captainknuc
      @captainknuc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      How could you say something so true and yet so controversial?

    • @purin586
      @purin586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then they all got lady's herpes XDDDDD

  • @drakefire6675
    @drakefire6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    Actually, Joan was never burned at the stake for Hersey, mostly because they couldn't make the charge stake due to how she answered.
    So they burned her at the stake for wearing men's clothing instead.

    • @boppysenpai768
      @boppysenpai768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      sounds fair

    • @CanadianF.B.I
      @CanadianF.B.I 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Same thing

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@CanadianF.B.I Yeah, same damn thing, fam.

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Tyler Tran no it’s Hersey but with extra steps

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      all of it political motive mind you.

  • @ShinGetsu857
    @ShinGetsu857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    Last time I did a campaign with her (a Vortex mind you), after I cleansed the whole Araby of every single undead (and rats) present and settled at Settra's (heh) capital, I decided to go full Deus Vult on high elves, because I figured the pointy ears were rich and I wasn't.
    Turns out the IA Malekith had the same idea, so we actually divided Ulthuan in two before making peace and we went on eradicating the lizards instead. At this point I was rocking four armies entirely full of Grails Knights and Guardian, while Repanse was carrying the Sword of Khaine. And no, Repanse isn't bothered by a sword that incite mindless carnage. She can't hear it over her Lady asking pretty much the same.

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      lul

    • @nightwolf3329
      @nightwolf3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      In my campaign I had to crusade Into lustria to wipe out Queek who had confederate Ikit and Skrolk (and why not take out Lokir and the Vampire Counts along the way.) And then with my buddy lizards I went to war with both the dark elves and the high elves at the same time and led a massive crusade north.

    • @tadferd4340
      @tadferd4340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Her own yelling probably also drowns out the sword of khaine.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@tadferd4340 Repanse talking to the sword - "oh muh gawd Khaine I can't wait to tell you about my day, so first..."
      Sword of Khaine - "Please someone take me away! Throw me into the ocean, make the voices stop!"

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How does the Vortex campaign work with non-vortex factions?

  • @Avenger85438
    @Avenger85438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Your version of her tale sounds awesome. It has everything.
    Mugged a Knight, horsejacking, horse intimidation, the Elderly expiring by her sheer presence confirming their obsolescent. And plowing, she runs over a few people too.

  • @17joren
    @17joren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    RdL: “Alright peasants, time to join the campaign!”
    P: “Who are you then?”
    RdL: “I am Repanse de Lyonesse, you new duke!”
    P: “I didn’t vote for ye”
    *deus vult intensifies*

    • @thegreathornedrat1219
      @thegreathornedrat1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      ITS THE OPPRESSION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The guy spontaneoulsy combusts, after a second of pause, the entire crowd cheers as hard as they can

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Listen here. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcial aquatic ceremony.

    • @grandstrategos1144
      @grandstrategos1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SHUT UP!

  • @dnietsche-f
    @dnietsche-f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Knowing Bretonnian customs, I'm surprised that lowly peasant girl wasn't executed for looting nobleman's corpse, desecrating a grail shrine and unauthorized knighting.

    • @sandrothenecromancer6810
      @sandrothenecromancer6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Always read the army books with the unrealible narrator point of view, since the Empire is based on germans who love dem propaganda.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Who would dare to question a girl who radiates holy light out her bottoms?

    • @eheh3723
      @eheh3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sandrothenecromancer6810 of course Sandro is advocating reading. Undead nerd

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandrothenecromancer6810 excuse me, but, even though the germans did a shitton of propaganda.. i'm pretty sure the brits were the ones to perfect it.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seb2750 I mean, I would have questions, definitely...

  • @AkatsukiBoss13
    @AkatsukiBoss13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    You know after this video, if there isn't already, someone is going to mod the Defenders of the Fleur-de-lis with female models.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I'll be first in line to download it. If anyone finds one I'll link it here.

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@codybonds oks good lucks

    • @OddSynergy
      @OddSynergy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need this !!!!

    • @teambellavsteamalice
      @teambellavsteamalice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yay, sisters of battle! 😉

    • @arthenosthefirst8176
      @arthenosthefirst8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      please give us the link if you find it

  • @GaKoPop
    @GaKoPop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Knock knock, it's the crusaders

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I did not expect that!
      "NO ONE IS EXPECTING THE RIDING INQUISITION!"

    • @Master-Bait
      @Master-Bait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tomb Kings: "Go away."

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh shit...LOCK UP EVERYTHING NOW!

  • @Raveneye2000
    @Raveneye2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    At the time of Joan of Arc, England was a nascent identity. The English were pretty much a powerful French faction in rebellion. So Bretonnia having lots of French influence makes more sense than it might seem at first glance.

    • @niksarass
      @niksarass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lot of French influence ? Everything is French about them !

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pretty much, yeah. The Hundred Years war was less a war between nations than it was a long series of violent bickering and power play between related ruling houses and dynasties. Frankly most of the wars in medieval Europe were that.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Khenfu_Cake Not like "nations" in any modern meaning existed yet anyway. The HYW did more or less kickstart the early developement of separate "French" and "English" identities though, both because the ruling classes of the regions started seeing themselves as distinct from each other over the course of the whole mess and due to the practical geopolitical fact that by the end the English had been conclusively kicked off the Continent and were thus free to sink into total island mentality without distractions. (Technically they hung on to Calais for about a century longer, mostly because neither the French nor the Burgundians could be arsed to finish off that toehold, but same difference.)

    • @skeemnave4882
      @skeemnave4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      English had existed as an identity since before the battle of hastings. They spent 600 years trying to get it back.

    • @darkfool2000
      @darkfool2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You guys do realize that Brittany, populated by Bretons, is a place in France? Brettonia is not based off England at all. You know what is loosely based off England? The Isles of Albion. Albion comes from the ancient Greek word for the British Isles.

  • @Jack-me7kl
    @Jack-me7kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    My granddad actually did give me a shotgun and a knife when I was younger, but the knife was a Bowie knife.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It sounds like your grandad also shopped at flea markets

    • @Jack-me7kl
      @Jack-me7kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@codybonds You are correct

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    “French version of England” I think I’m going to throw up.

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Much of English nobility descends from the French anyway. Why do you think so many fancy words in English are taken from France anyway?

    • @RemoveChink
      @RemoveChink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Grog
      He means Brittany

    • @Mousquetaire-du-Roi
      @Mousquetaire-du-Roi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      England is just a French colony that forgot to say sike.

    • @dylancarroll4623
      @dylancarroll4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mousquetaire du Roi...BLASPHEMY!!!

    • @Mousquetaire-du-Roi
      @Mousquetaire-du-Roi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dylancarroll4623 Nope, History ;-)

  • @Birdseed99
    @Birdseed99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    AKA: One of the most enjoyable Bretonnian campaign so far.

  • @Darth_Sithis
    @Darth_Sithis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
    Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
    Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
    a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
    Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

  • @264hugo
    @264hugo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Britonnia comes from Bretagne, a French region, and as for the foreign invaders from the north, we've had our fair share of Vikings invasion in the past, so maybe it's a parallel to this and not the 100 years war

  • @angryproletarian
    @angryproletarian ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thanks for all of the WH Noob's Guides. Much fun! Please do the other Bretonnian Lords! Consider possibly the Green Knight as a special hero (like Ariel) or The Lady. Thanks!

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for the Super Thanks. If you’ve ever seen my Discord you’ll find Bretonnia is my favorite faction. I keep hoping my Patrons will vote one next - but there are rumors of a paid Bretonnia DLC coming as well.

  • @dudewatches6125
    @dudewatches6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hey, I love KFC mixer bowls! I'm a real American, I eat my food like a cross between a flea beaten frontiersman, a scurvy ridden "privateer", and a guest at an esteemed United States Correctional facility. Mashed up, stuffed into a single plate, and about as nutritionally viable as that plate!
    You've changed man, forgotten the Naggarond in your blood. Spent too much damn time French frying corpses with Joan de Barbeque for this video.

    • @madmanvarietyshow9605
      @madmanvarietyshow9605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact my KFC Bowl loving brother, you can order it with the Nashville Hot Sauce on it and it's wonderful.

  • @mathdarven5634
    @mathdarven5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    *Discovering the latest lords*
    Oh, an emo than can become a super emo sayian. Sounds fun. And a Rat that played too much Assassin's Creed. I dig it.
    *Seeing Repanse*
    ...
    *Seeing her starting position*
    WE WILL TAKE KHEMRISALEM ! LADY VULT LADY VULT LADY VULT LADY VULT

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      **Koifish's kazoo cover for Last Stand plays in the backround**

    • @namechanged1
      @namechanged1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Domina vult

    • @Mossmyr
      @Mossmyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Watch out so Settra-Adin does not unite the warring tribes and launch a Khemri-had on you.

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *DEA VULT!*

  • @Colty95
    @Colty95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I just started playing the game and chose Repanse for my first campaign. As it is my first time playing the game I came to this video expecting a guide on army composition, buildings to get and such. This was so much better, really good video, off to watch some for the other lords.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      At the end of the day you can learn strategy from anyone. But getting an idea of the personalities involved is so much more fun. It makes the world seem richer.

    • @Colty95
      @Colty95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@codybonds agreed, the only reason that kept me playing World of Warcraft for 10 years was the lore, really excited to get into and learn about Warhammer lore now.

  • @benediktgeierhofer4146
    @benediktgeierhofer4146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Repanse should already have died. Death just is scared of telling Repanse.

    • @jessecollins3652
      @jessecollins3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized Repanse might be older than Louen Leoncoeur.

  • @uranusaquarius7394
    @uranusaquarius7394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Deus Vult on them Tomb Kangs

  • @tadferd4340
    @tadferd4340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love her voice acting. She is all intense, all the time!

  • @CrèmeTropBrûlée
    @CrèmeTropBrûlée 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    as a french native I can tell you that you have pronounced "demoiselle de guerre" pretty well

  • @TheStillWatchin
    @TheStillWatchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "... and rhymes with grape across the continent."
    I - what did I just hear?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A show called the Whitest Kids you know. Don't watch that clip at work.

    • @TheStillWatchin
      @TheStillWatchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codybonds Well, I thought the joke itself was genious, but that reference made it even better. Was not aware of that video. Well done, Sir.

  • @richardplug
    @richardplug ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your commentary during these videos is hilarious! That’s a real talent. Can’t stop watching. “The profound shame when their wife opens the pickle jar for them” 😂

  • @C1umsyJester
    @C1umsyJester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I’m sad that you didn’t end her story with a
    “And then everyone clapped”

  • @Wulfryk
    @Wulfryk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    you've somehow managed to turn my years of hatred for Bretonnia into an loving admiration through this video

  • @primarchstar2087
    @primarchstar2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    9:40 "Leader of the People"
    He Yi and Zhang Liang: You challenge us?!?!

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liu bei was also considered leader of the people though.

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@666Kaca I will side with the hero of chaos than, Wei has better cookies (until Jin comes along, have to stick with the iwnning side afterall)

    • @WeebLord69
      @WeebLord69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 kingdoms sucks

    • @sandrothenecromancer6810
      @sandrothenecromancer6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kung fu beats magic anytime

    • @james-97209
      @james-97209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WeebLord69 according to your mother so do you

  • @hitori3667
    @hitori3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I swear the innuendo count increase exponentially each video

  • @Anna464
    @Anna464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:00 I absolutely love that of all the cinematic glory we have seen that this channel is capable of he chose this perfect masterpiece to go in the video. Just a dude who got smacked so hard, gravity and physics in general did not matter anymore. Love that ragdoll effect xD

  • @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703
    @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Perfect Noobs guide once more I look forward to seeing the next and hoping it is Settra the Imperishable

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish granted 👏😂

  • @scavenger6268
    @scavenger6268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Knives, poles, thrusting, and putting down roots at a quarter of the cost in half the time....I think this repanse is the Lady of Viagra . Also yes you are not alone with the bullets and shotgun childhood. Over here that's standard.

  • @suddenlythatenderman5800
    @suddenlythatenderman5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "because some watery tart threw a sword at you"

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:03 "the chev-a-leers of Lyonesse"
    Aaaaagggggghhhhhhh...okay, everyone, say it with me: "chev-al-ee-ay"

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same word. Same spelling. But I'm English and not French. It's true that's how the Bretonnians say it, but I'm also not a peasant repressing noble who smells faintly of elderberries.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@codybonds I know it's got the same spelling. It's just also got the same pronunciation in English as it does French. Same deal as 'marquis' being the same in both languages and not 'mar-qwis,' or 'jalapeno' not being 'jalop-ahno.'

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@electricbayonet2 "It's just also got the same pronunciation in English as it does French" Its like saying some words in swedish are pronounced the same as in english. English was formed by mixing germanic,norse and most importantly, FRENCH. The pronounciation that he used is very common in USA.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@666Kaca Does it just come down to "here's how a lot of people say it" versus "here's how the word is pronounced"? Because if so-
      -huh. Funky. Even the dictionary-dot-com pronunciation guide lists both versions, but attributes the actual definitions to shuh-vahl-yey. That actually helps clear things up for me.

    • @archdukechevy2930
      @archdukechevy2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god you said something I hate it when people pronounce my last name wrong, and it's said the same for all langues you don't get to decide it's different for one.

  • @gerryw173ify
    @gerryw173ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I gotta admit the missing sword joke was pretty good.
    On the other hand as much as I like peasant armies I can never seem to get them to work despite all the buffs. They're only good at holding ground for the typical hammer and anvil strategy.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bingo. A peasant only army isn't viable with Bretonnia. And even then this is really only the first 50 or so turns. After that all armies start to look the same again.

  • @daniellim2643
    @daniellim2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Come see the violence inherent in the system!" - CA... probably.

  • @RonOnTheWay
    @RonOnTheWay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ah I thought I was getting work done tomorrow morning....oh well.

  • @codybonds
    @codybonds  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marthenil has released An Animated Banner for Repanse! And the Peasant's Rejoice : steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2041242141
    And a Unique Appearance for Henri Le Massif:
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2184799923

  • @greatpower6063
    @greatpower6063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sir Robin the not so brave, the head of the knights hiding under the round table.

  • @justrobin8155
    @justrobin8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The music here was a *really* nice touch

  • @bakaky0
    @bakaky0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way she yells "demoiselle de guerre" on the faction choice menu always makes hyped for ze lady

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Are you planning on doing a guide of one of the Beastmen's legendaries? I know you've mainly covered the newer ones, but I'd like to hear you talking about one of these guys.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eventually. I'm hoping they get a rework soon.

  • @aaron9777
    @aaron9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    she is a beast of a lord I would average around 400 kills and go as high as 660 kills with her during fights. Perfect vigor and insane stat line is nuts man. The only reason I didn’t get more kills is cuz the enemy brakes and runs.

  • @OldBaldWookiee
    @OldBaldWookiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the medieval 2 total war music in the backround

  • @TechnicalHydra
    @TechnicalHydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Did anyone else notice the music from Medieval 2 Total War?

  • @Femerenden
    @Femerenden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Her campaign was fun and slightly easy... but still strong Deus Vult.

  • @TheDwarvenGameing
    @TheDwarvenGameing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was surprised your channel was so small when I discovered it. I honestly think if your branched out your content you could get a lot bigger on this platform

  • @Zeliegrim
    @Zeliegrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why but "She had a full tank of horse" just makes me cry!

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre หลายเดือนก่อน

    "In the name of the Living, and the Lady" is honestly an extremely badass battlecry.

  • @rubalu0
    @rubalu0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came for the tactics, stayed for the funnies. Thanks bro!

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really enjoyed her crusades across the desert, gave a whole new level of fun.

  • @zakkeough1918
    @zakkeough1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best Videos I've seen in a long time! I was looking for someone to play for my first play through and this video has me sold!

  • @Raventwig
    @Raventwig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Henri is just Warhammer La Hire.
    Someone needs to mod in his voicelines

  • @brotherdeveaux5474
    @brotherdeveaux5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of your best yet.
    Got me fired up to play her campaign.

  • @mandrillmacmonkey6137
    @mandrillmacmonkey6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "A full tank of horse" literally killed me

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She has the most powerful lungs in the old world.

  • @DannyLovesWalrus
    @DannyLovesWalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A thing about Bretonnia's name because it was mentioned at the start:
    Bretonnia's name is based off the French Bretagne, this is the name for the most Northwestern province of France (Brittany).
    However, the etymology of Brittany and Britain are linked: In French, Britain is referred to as Grande Bretagne to distinguish it from Brittany, and Brittany is sometimes referred to as Little Britain. That's where you get 'Great Britain' from, Great is referring to its size relative to Brittany not its prestige.
    TL;DR Britain/Bretagne refers to two different places, one of which is in France, and this is where the name comes from.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also a lot of Bretonian region are based on real French place.
      Like Moussillion =Languedoc-Roussillion
      Lyonesse=Lyon.

  • @theburndome9396
    @theburndome9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuck yeah you make every character sound awesome bro play

  • @ImperatorZor
    @ImperatorZor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Always remember: don't let sexist jerks ruin your day. Cleave their heads in twain with a longsword.

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's actually using a greatsword, but okay.

    • @arthurgrmg2850
      @arthurgrmg2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@baronprocrastination1722 Just out of curiosity. You know that longswords , despite what d&d and countless other fantasy works say, are *not* one-handed, yes?

    • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
      @xxCrazyIzzyxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@baronprocrastination1722 Fun Fact: Greatswords and longswords are roughly the same thing in real life.

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthurgrmg2850 definitely not.

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxCrazyIzzyxx and by the way, that's a _big_ (literally) leap in logic.

  • @tygergerman9361
    @tygergerman9361 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My...word the innuendos. BRILLIANCE

  • @avocat0
    @avocat0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad you know that duke of death is peak total war music

  • @falckftw8939
    @falckftw8939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice subtle goldfinger reference

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone caught it! Sean Connery is my favorite Bond by a long stretch.

    • @falckftw8939
      @falckftw8939 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Bonds a man of culture then

  • @bclinguist
    @bclinguist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I found this channel, the video was informative and entertaining. Will be watching the other Noob's Guides.

  • @noooooo336
    @noooooo336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going back though vidoes and seeing your home state being mentioned and one of australias prime exports (hot firemen) being shown is amazing.

  • @theswarmsquad3606
    @theswarmsquad3606 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would imagine Bretonnia is a reference to Britanny, which, while I stand in solidarity with the Breton people, is a region noticeably more French than England/Britain.

  • @tyrannicalsaint
    @tyrannicalsaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most brilliant video you have done. Thank you so much for the NSW fire link also.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's few things better than NSFW NSW.

  • @seanMmaguire1
    @seanMmaguire1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bretonnia is one massive wink at the fact that most arthurian myths are drawn from the stories of Charlemagne

  • @mateuspeixoto9631
    @mateuspeixoto9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finnaly another video! Thank you Cody keep up the smart humour!

  • @andrewhendrix2297
    @andrewhendrix2297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to watch this twice because as soon as that Medieval 2 soundtrack kicked in, that I somehow Still Remember by heart, I couldn't pay attention to word you said. Still the best soundtrack CA have ever made.

  • @MorganThorgan
    @MorganThorgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol I love this guide it made me piss myself laughing. Shes by far my favourite general in game though. I dont care that she doesnt get a flying mount and starts with a random small crap settlement she rocks ;)

  • @n1ghtofthedead411
    @n1ghtofthedead411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did I not know this awesomeness exists in de internetz?!!! Subscribed.

  • @niksarass
    @niksarass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bretonnia is from Breton (people of Bretagne in France) , Lyonesse from Lyon, Artois, Aquitaine, Carcassonne are the same in France, all the culture characters and cities are from France not England. Besides, England is somehow already a French version of Anglo-saxons. Henri le Massif is Joan's famous compagnon La Hire

  • @Song26664
    @Song26664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lord forgive me for the words I speak.

    • @starwarssith54
      @starwarssith54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek

  • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not sure if this series can be called "guide", but it is still entertaining.

  • @windblownleaf6450
    @windblownleaf6450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was way too glorious. People in the house looking at me funny for laughing out loud

  • @SoHDrxy
    @SoHDrxy ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man you are so critically underrated. I hope you get the fame you deserve 😁

  • @zackrodriguez6653
    @zackrodriguez6653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:01 - 10:23 this is art.

  • @balintvasvari7573
    @balintvasvari7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah, this vid was made when Australia was hit by the fires, not the extreme floods

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man. Is that what's happening there now?

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who has tended sheep, I can confirm that sheep do inspire a frothing rage like no other.

  • @grakalockheart2980
    @grakalockheart2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the most entertaining videos I've seen since the crusades

  • @dillonwarcup6426
    @dillonwarcup6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So she's Sisters of Battle, but in Fantasy

  • @tomjack1000000
    @tomjack1000000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Perfect timing. Time to bring glory to the lady

  • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
    @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think I remember someone making a thirsty drawing of her on reddit.

  • @mr.silver5476
    @mr.silver5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @Cody Bonds, hey if you are planning to do Count Noctilus, you should call him Saltbeard constantly, i played a 2 player campaign as him and both of us never referred to him by his real name. Only ever called him Saltbeard, it was great.

  • @state_song_xprt
    @state_song_xprt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some fantasy universes take inspiration from history. Games Workshop's approach is more on the "plagerism" end of the spectrum.

  • @cryptosporidiom
    @cryptosporidiom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually a Breton is a person from Brittany, which is a region of France. So she's French.

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @pokezee king-wolf Yes but it was under the french sphere of influence, brittany made french its official language 350 years before france did!

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically bretons are celts from wales so they are welsh.

    • @josephrullo3121
      @josephrullo3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but if you look at the units Brettonia gets and the lore they are clearly based, in part, on England. Grail knights are based on Arthurian legend as is the lady of the lake, Arthurian legend is English. Furthermore, Yoemen are a social class from the English middle ages. The peasant archers are modeled after English longbowmen. The industrial vs peasent economy is based off of England being the center and start of the industrial revolution. Finally, the crusading that Reponse does models Richard the Lionhearts own crusading. Of course there were French crusaders but few if any of them were from Brittany.

  • @Ranked_Journey
    @Ranked_Journey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish Bretonnia had a proper black sheep faction, like Arkhan the Black or Drycha, one opposed to the Lady of the Lake brainwashing.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want Bertrand the Brigand or Mallobaude for that.

  • @kint87
    @kint87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That music send me back on my 4000 hours on Medieval II... NEED THE III

  • @theholyavenger
    @theholyavenger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Knowing Warhammer, I'm surprised Louen didn't just seize her after the battle and burn her at the stake for breaking the law. :P

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That why Fantasy is better then 40k.
      It's not unnecessary grimdark for the heck of it.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joakim Ängehult Nah, Louen is quite open-minded for a Bretonnian. He was the one to ally with Karl Franz when the rest of their respective kingdoms called them heretics/traitors for doing so.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's fantasy, if this were 40k then that would and has happened.
      There have been times were lowly people lead their planets and the imperium to victory and claimed to have been spoken to by the emperor or sometimes even prove it with golden anti deamon light yet the imperium has just executed them anyway

    • @teroslarone1171
      @teroslarone1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Louen wasn‘t around back then.

    • @SloveneAnon
      @SloveneAnon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IIRC the king at the time was Louis the Young who was barely 12. He succeeded his father Louis the Bold who true to his name went against the beforementioned Chaos Lord without much hope for victory.

  • @Beretta249
    @Beretta249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you think Repanse flinging fire is dark you haven't heard of the Sisters of Battle from 40k.

  • @richneuro6121
    @richneuro6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Bretonnia" is not called that relatively to Britain but relatively to Brittany, a French region

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TBF near as I recall the theory is it got its name from British refugees fleeing the Anglo-Saxon invasions and whatnots settling there.

    • @robertcypress6604
      @robertcypress6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was a play on BRITONNIA. The name of england before the roman invasion.

    • @richneuro6121
      @richneuro6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertcypress6604 that was BritAnnia :) the island is still called Great Bretain; but still, in the game the Bretonnian characters have French names, use French words, and are built upon the concept of French armored knights. It is relative to Brittany (Bretagne), which is a French region of the north-west; interestingly it is also a region in which some people still talk a Gaelic dialect there, because during the "barbarian invasions" some Britons (from Britain,, possibly Cornwall or Wales) conquered and populated it, roughly at the same time when the Angli and the Saxons conquered and populated Britain.

  • @richardm6985
    @richardm6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blues Brothers ref got my like good reference ten points much great

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the wood elves puppet nation's lore

  • @zamfy7141
    @zamfy7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:05 never fails to make me laugh

  • @aggrisabernathy8770
    @aggrisabernathy8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as always, a pleasure for sure.

  • @brotheralaric7177
    @brotheralaric7177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is probably the ancestor of the SOB or maybe related to Saint Celestine.

    • @dillonwarcup6426
      @dillonwarcup6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, the SoB had to get their taste in hairstyle somewhere

    • @brotheralaric7177
      @brotheralaric7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dillonwarcup6426 true.

  • @oneshot4b132
    @oneshot4b132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Repanse went in that temple and yelled at the knight
    -SPREAD YOUR SHIT!!

  • @telatalol
    @telatalol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy crap, this video is hilarious. Great job, Cody!