Conquering China with Crocodiles.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2024
- Nakai takes his Kroxibros to Asia in Total War Warhammer 3. Hilarity ensues.
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That shredder of lustria auto-resolve was definitely a CA moment
What no it makes sense that a bunch of weak units would be able to do that
@@pyrosomebodythey had the power of friendship
its more of a giant unit thing ive noticed. auto resolve hates big units such as dreadsaurians, the different versions of giants etc and usually kill them first even if they are the most probable to live the battle.
@@pyrosomebody I know there is a mean somewhere where a sky lantern dies in auto resolve.
the enemy army is all peasant spearman....
@@dontgankmebruv7273 fuckin lol
Nakai heard about the critically endangered Chinese alligators and decided to militarize them
Kroxigors holding their hands out when they jump down small hills is fucking hilarious
a pose becaus ethey couldn't be fucked to give them a falling anim
I know this is themed, but having 1 skink priest to give the new Skink / Krox bonuses would really help.
Characters don't get or give Spawnkin bonuses
Ah darn, I’ll have to test that but it makes sense
Pretend the skink is a bird, which it practically is. Crocs cannot survive without birds to eat their parasites
imagine being the burning wind faction at the end. Everyone on the continent has been torn apart by giant alligator monsters...... it's a scene out of hell itself.... and suddenly this 7 foot lizard monster diplomat walks in to your capital like "got a message from the boss. you and us? we chill. we chill."
how do you even respond to that other then a meek "thank you????"
I think you just quietly nod and hope the cousins of dinosaurs don't change their minds
you respond by trying to get some Lizussy
Mayb' if tha kroko isa gay he woulda accepta a drinky
"hey Burning Wind, you were always nice to me... don't come to school tomorrow."
"i am the SHREDDER OF LUSTRIA --- Help help i'm dead... help!"
Crickey! Look at all these Crocs going at it!
Nakai just running around and not staying in one place for long is pretty lore accurate.
Peasant soldiers are the hard counter to giant dinosaurs dude. It's warfare 101.
SUN TZU SAID THAT
And I say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal! because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no Living man can beat him in the ring of honor!
No that would be battle mechs.
Some units just seem hard programmed to die in auto resolve, it also goes for the skaven doomwheels
Necrofex Colossi too
Bloated Corpses die in auto resolve all the time
Bloated corpses don’t die, they explode from sheer happiness
Could be worse could be tzeencth where the auto resolve straight up lies to you killing units.
@@shadowtheif1015 its just part of the plan
I genuinely resent how poorly most of the Lizardmen units perform, compared to how it feels they should. 8-foot dinosaur men, born with peak human experience and genetically engineered to never surrender?: Mid-tier infantry with bad stats in exchange for decent hp and weapon strength. 15-20ft crocodile men, engineered to destroy the forces of chaos?: Mediocre at best. Dread Saurians, the creatures so powerful that even Lizardmen can't control them without Slann mind-control, and which single-handedly hunted dragons to extinction in Lustria?: Fragile, and generally underwhelming.
The only one that is strong are Chameleons skinks
I feel like they were better in TW2.
But i think its due to 'balancing' that these problems arise. When in lore, the lizardmen only lose because of an incredible series of unlikely events, coincidences and plot holes.
They're meant to be generally small in number, but really powerful, when as presented, a bunch of chaos worshippers can actually beat them.
Is this bait or have you never used saurus warriors before.
@@williammitchell6254 No, not bait. I mostly play Lizardmen, so I use Saurus plenty, and yeah, they are good. But they are shorter than humans and can lose to plenty of human infantry, when lorewise they should be 8ft tall, and able to easily outmatch any human soldier.
What about end game croxigors they seemed to have a ton of buffs like every croxigor had terror and +45% missile resistance. So maybe the lore croxigors are more towards the end of the game croxigors with all their upgrades and buffs
You have to wonder how auto resolve works when the rest of the army it totally and completely unharmed, but one unit just gets dunked on and it is the toughest unit of the lot.
Some really dedicated and heroic peasant archers, I guess.
"we're eating tonight boys" *ignores the rest of the crocodile men waiting to eat them
At 14:18
To be honest, the dread Suarians are much more crocodilian than the Kroxigors themselves
Or at least I never ever saw any crocodilian walk on two legs and Dread Suarians at least walk like a true Crocodile so yes they are counted as crocodiles
I've never played through a Nakai campaign, but that Golden Tributes quest battle is the same battle as Gorok's quest battle for the Shield of Aeons, just playing as one of the other lizardman armies. That's kinda cool, I never knew that.
The tool tip is for the Vassal's buildings, aka they will make buildings that focus on those units for their armies/defenses
The key point I can take away from all of these themed challenges is that a big line is like the only working formation
8:57 the Kroxigor Konga Line ^^
I was scrolling and saw something about crocodiles conquering China
Dread Saurians are super terrible against anti-large infantry. Their massively long horizontal footprint on the ground means they have more spots to be surrounded by agents dealing bits of damage. Whereas, say, a giant or Hierotitan have large vertical footprints and can't be surrounded by very many anti-large infantry, so they do well despite CA's intent.
Both vertical and horizontal monsters get crushed by missile fire.
I love Nakai's starting position. Cathay is just such a cool part of the map. Excellent video!
I really love your commentary - it's the perfect amount of humour and gameplay. Cheers
i justr came back to tell you (and thank you personally) for making this video and showing the devs(wich credited you in the patch notes) the bug with the settlements and the buffs they gave, nakai is best boy and now people will make the right desicions with him!
i cant believe that i wasnt subscribed even if i consume your content all the time lol
Some of the best TWW3 content out there, great video.
"Creative Assembly doesn't care about Lizard people."
Ah yes, 7 legendary lords
@@Manslayer-eo1nhmost of them mediocre. That was the running joke back in Warhammer 2, Lizards got constant DLC but none of it was any good.
@@MandalorianRaiderGor'Rok was somehow better than all lizardmen DLC lords.
@MandalorianRaider tbh some of the most fun I've had in warhammer 3 (excluding Boris Ursus) was playing as Kroqgar or Oxyotl plus after they get lord Kroak they're pretty beefy.
@@MandalorianRaider their DLC are more unique than almost any other faction. Oxyotl and Nakai both have really unique faction mechanics.
The intro with the butt scratch and licking it 😂😂😂😂
1:02
This is a moment where i watch the replay more than 50 times cuz holy dat was magnificent
Nakai general ability and his charging wif his croc boyz...
...The bowling pin of enemy units flying from croc boyz...
...and know that even outnumbered but still fight...
PERFECTION
Bro these videos are always so funny to me. Thanks for the content.
Loving the elf murder montage!
Thank you for this video. Now I'm considering a Nakai campaign. This looks like fun.
Now after fixes Nakai is best campaign 😍
@@tesehielstoryteller7219 What did they fix?
Love these. Keep em coming big Z 👌
The intro earned an instant thumps up.
Damn, the florida wildlife is getting crazy
Stop the Croc...
Stop the Croc...
Can't stop the Croc
You can't stop the Croc
I was laughing hard! Great commentary!
There is an odd thing that happens at the reinforcement line that does stop units from coming in if you park at it, though it think you have to basically win the battle
Barry was hilarious. Well done.
Would love to see longer videos from you. I enjoy the 20 minute recaps but for a TWWH play through I’d love 45-90 minutes.
Surprised to see you didn't get any blessed kroxis seeing how much of the nakais unique resource ya had stored up at the end
Either way, was a fun watch!
with the gifting settlements to old ones mechanic, I found that the green buildings also provide better garrisons
highly entertaining, thank you
Nakai's charge animation always makes me laugh, such a happy murder machine.
The Krox slidin down like "Yeeeeyyyy"
I’ve been playing Warhammer for 7 years yet I have never seen that cute lizard scratching it’s arse
Never expected total war hammer game can be this entertaining .
Kroxies for the win. I didn't think you could top your other theme campaigns, but this was great.
That succeed block for six to seven turns made this video possible lol
The bestest bois in Warhammer, great video!
18:57 The moment he snaps
That shredder didn't ended up on top of a peasant's pike, but in a plate !
Frist 5 seconds gave me a good idea of what I was getting into
You have a great voice dude, I don’t even play this but this was entertaining to watch
Amazing gameplay
In those low number, already weakened situations, charge bonus on monsters becomes your best friend
good video mate
NGL Mick Gordon pairs so well with a close-up of Kroxigor fighting
Nice work barry!!
I've never played this game before. Looks hella funnnn
Damn i love these clips! 😂😂😂
Never heard or seen of this game but this was funny as hell 😂😂😂❤❤❤
The cheesy reinforcement block is my favourite tactic hands down
the way how that croc sniff it but than licked it i would have done that if no one was whatching 💀💀
Heh. Kalima kalima! Indiana Jones reference with elves 😂
I always name my Sacred Kroxigor stacks, Fisting Squads.
Honestly these are some of my favorite units, like I’d take them over dinos sometimes.
6:53
Bro didn’t even let it slide
Lmae i don't even know this game but it's chaotically fun
When food fights back
I want a redo of this on a higher difficulty. We need some Kroxikaiju-on-Kathaykaiju action!
aparently the burning wind faction saw the arrmy of 8 to 15 ft tall crocodile men and decided nope
Thank you Barry
Hell yeah, brother.
"TRUE elven courage" LOL
When their food fights back and takes revenge for their ancestors.
0:06 my man just liked his fingers he used to scratch his ass 😂
the shredder of lustria seemed to take all the damage to the army, the other units where full hp
My favorite word to say while watching this video was, "Huh?"
Having a race of Crocodile people conquering shit makes me want to play this game
Funny walkthrough
I love how they are literally the mind of an Ogryn from 40k put in the body of killer crock on the most intense steroids known in the universe lol.
Big Barry😂
I could not resist clicking after seeing this title.
I dunno what I watched just now. But it was interesting.
Well pooh bear is gonna be unhappy about this. Hopefully. 😂 me on the other hand? Lizards go go go!
Be careful they eat anything, the crocs might need to run
Imma put the Jurassic park theme in the background the entire video
It fits, but i can't stop hearing the parody version
1 minute in and this shit had me in stitches 💀
Def lore accurate
Big Barry. Love it! Wondering if it's a TFS reference from you.
I'm a simple man: I see Nakai, I click
Imagine getting outrun by crocodiles.
Big Barry and "Elf murder collage"! 😎
I am new to this channel. When did the elf hating start? Is it just Zerks quirk or is there some reason behind it?
0:08 A crocodile that behaves like an average ape lol
I think you should have named your second lord "Large Larry". Would have fit very nicely with Big Barry.
19:10 CHARGE OF TGE CROCS!!!
I've gotten pretty good at knowing when that Auto Resolve is, in fact, the better option.
Bro really unleashed florida on china
Nice to get some Lizardmen faction love!
Well,this was interesting. You really got beaten up in first 2 turns.
imagine going to battle against an army of large crocodiles
Zer : Im gonna name it Barry
Me : I meaaan if it was Big Ba... Ive been watching too much of his videos
😂😂
Sterling Malory Archer eat your heart out
I just played this campaign, and for those not challenging yourself to a meme build like “Krox only” your front line should be the cheap skink sword & shield, and kroxigors to back them up. Later on, you’ll add in other dinos to enhance the army to your preference, but those two units together are really all you need to win most battles. Skinks go in first to absorb ranged fire/engage front line. Then kroxigors charge RIGHT THROUGH your skinks into the enemy. Easiest strategy works every time.