NOOB'S GUIDE to GOR-ROK
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2019
- #hunterandbeast #warhammer2 #totalwar #warhammer
How to play GOR-ROK the GREAT WHITE LIZARD. A new Lizardmen lord available as a FREE DLC alongside The Hunter and the Beast DLC for TOTAL WAR: Warhammer II.
You can get the DLC on Fanatical at a Discount (I also get a very small cut - so thank you for supporting the channel if you go this route)
www.fanatical.com/en/dlc/tota... - เกม
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Luthor Harkon is a good choice for meme material since he's literally a schizophrenic vampire cosplaying as a pirate.
I second this
Strong agree
Harkon was a meme-lord before memes even exist, so respect the arch-commodore :P
Yes
I really wanna like the comment but you're at 666 upvotes
"Because in this alternate universe, Galaxy Quest was a good film."
OKAY, WHO'S GOT THE BALLS!?
Krillin did it!
He probably means in contrast to the AMAZING movie that it was in this timeline
Galaxy Quest was a masterpiece.
Isabella and Vlad Von Carstein aka a love so strong they get stat bonuses for it.
Although I second this, I do feel as though Isabella might need more focus for the complete bullshit she is able to do when you consider with a full team of heroes, or even just five or six, you can smash though almost anyone and anything as long as the heroes are other Vampires.
@@Project129 I auto-resolved an "Isabella + 2 Vampire heroes and 17 stacks of zombies vs some 4000 empire troops complete with guns and cavalry", battle on hard difficulty. All the vampires survived with 1000+ kills each and totally annihilated the humans. This is a perfectly reasonable outcome. So I'm not sure what bullshit you're referring to.
Better than Twilight.
Love so strong that they do it dire wolf style
I think we all need a Noob's Guide to Kholek Suneater.
Oh, yes!
Yes
Absolutely yes
Yes-yes! We will take-steal from the Co-dy!
Wish came true
Last time I was this early the Lizardmen only had 2 legendary lords.
From 2 go 6 in 6 months
It's the best age for Lustria.
Peter Jensen son of odd one
Wait they seriously had two? I thought it was 3
@@thecrtf4953 on release there was only mr toad and kroq gar
I had lost my whole army as gor rok amd had him fighting alone against an entire skaven army... 30 minutes later battle won and gor roks kill count was over 3000 XD
Once i got 3k kills on kroak in one battle
Yeah he's crazy if you max out all of his combat skills. He can be in combat for the entire battle and then end the battle with full health due to his massive regeneration pool.
against skaven those kill counts doesnt mean much
@@yoruichixx6951 3k slaves? not impressive
3k weapon teams? now we're talking
@@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 enemies will get so tired after killing the same guy for the 700th time
so they get depressed
psychological warfare my friend
*"Gor-Rok? More like Gor-Cok!!!"*- The last words of a skaven soldier in Lustria.
Very true, skaven were so unable to do anything to him that they needed to tell ikit to literarly throw the fucking moon at him
@@tomasmisek5598, the lad straight got run through with a spear, pulled the spear all the way through to the other side, and then proceeded to start chomping on the dark elf who stabbed him in the first place as if nothing happened.
@@thewonderfullymadejaraid7015 also exploded that dark elf´s chariot and the cold ones pulling it with his shield
this lizzard does not have my concent, summon the elected council members
@@tomasmisek5598 i know, sometimes i wonder, what would lord skrolk think?, wel he would be like, ah shit am i and queek and sneek the only one that get things done?.
Noobs guide to Malekith.. I wanna hear all the Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader jokes
YEEEESS!
This is where the fun begins
and incest jokes
Nooooooooooo!
@@codybonds Do it
I would've done
"Gor-Rok what is best in life?"
"To revere their old ones and ensure that the great plan is followed"
"And uh... killing warmbloods?"
"Oh just try to fucking stop me"
XD Classic.
Hellsing Abridge reference ? Noice
"and what about... undead?"
"second verse same as the first. now put me on a terradon so I can put them in a hearse!"
Ah, Hellsing abridged references are always a win.
@@shaderunner8220 I've got more if you want
"white lizard's burden" lmao I'm dying
Same, Rest in RIP
Noob's guide to kroq gar
This is kroq gar wait a minute where's the carnosaur
Puts kroq gar on carnosaur
That's much better
UNGA BUNGA Right Click UNGA BUNGA
Whoa, don't throw shade at Galaxy quest, that shit is classic
I prefer to consider it as GQ being "merely" good in another dimension, as it is "great" in ours. :)
Galaxy Quest was one of the best Movies of all Time. Cody needs to say something about this ! I demand it ;)
Yeah same here 0-0 i thought it was good
Cancel Cody! Justice for Galaxy Quest!
"Have Gor-Rok stand there and not die while Lord Kroak does all the work."
Can confirm as accurate. Just fought off a triple stack of Druchii with just these 2 backed up by the Saurus boys plus a couple of Solar Bastilodons, and a Scar-vet on carny, Kroak got a few shy of 600 kills, gotta love the effect a narrow pass has on an enemy that relies on flanking you while you apply magical nukes that only hurt the enemy.
Balthazar Gelt seems like an odd fellow I'd want to know more about! He looks like a man who would vape, if such a thing existed. What other secrets hide behind that golden mask?
Winds of Chamon!
A very scarred face
More gold
A Supreme Tatoo
Behind his mask lies a great welcome to Estalia
2:30
Galaxy Quest is a good film in an alternate dimension, just as it is in this dimension and every other possible dimension
you meanie
Haha i like how people are legit mad at this
But so am i, I thought it was a good movie
@@dimitriwarchief301 Damn right I'm mad.
I just took it as "in an alternate dimension it was a great film...as opposed to a perfect film like in this one"
The lizardmen have like 3 food buildings, it's their +growth infrastructure chain.
Or were you asking why they didn't have a food mechanic like the skaven?
I would definitely like to see a Kroq-Gar Noob's Guide since he has an entire perk tree where its all about him being mad at every race and extra bonuses to kill them faster except the Lizardman. I mean if Gor-Rok is all about the defense, then Kroq-Gar is all about the attack. Seems kind of fitting.
You should review THORGRIM GRUDGEBEARER, one of the greatest high kings to grace the Karaz Ankor. Not because the Dawi are my favorite race or anything, but they did already get their rework quite a few months ago. Also they have extremely extensive lore, going back almost as far as the High Elves.
this video made me try Gor-rok campaign and I am having a blast.
Seeing him alone in a sea of rats and just keep piling away when waiting for Lord Kroak to provide tactical nuke is just so satisfying.
I have seen Gor-Rok's glory. It was a defensive field battle against Malus Darkblade and another full army of Darkelves. Gor-Rok had a regiment of renown Dread Saurian, 5 Carnisours, and the teir 2 garrison to defend against this horde. Only 10 minutes into the battle everyone but Gor-Rok had been killed or routed. I sent Gor-Rok to 1v1 Malus and he won. It sent the whole Army on a route and I survived the fight. But the craziest part was that Gor-Rok ended the fight with full health.
Gor-Rok, would you please take some damage?
Gor-Rok: "No."
1:55 I swear to God I thought that was Darth Vader for a second.
Ahahaha yeah. Lokhir fellheart
First lizardmen lord I ever picked and holy hell was it a glorious campaign.
Yeah I never noticed just how boring bretonnia or undead were before I led a horde of lizardmen and fucking dinosaurs into battle. It's suprising how much simple things like just the way your army looks can change the game.
3:52 feels nice to know someone had wacthed or played The Warriors.
Btw in terms of food, there is a single building tree that needs (pastures? It’s one of the unique trees found randomly) in which it says all the Lizardmen are fed from giant hives of farmed insects. Yup, the dinosaur race feeds a continent with nothing but mosquitos.
Your videos, especially your Noob Guides, are so cleverly written and well paced, they're a treat to watch while in quarantine!
It's actually a very rational reason that the Lizardmen fight. See, when you're life depends on insect infestations, it's pretty wise to make sure the swamps stay swampy.
First video of yours that I've seen, and I loved it. The wit, delivery, pop-culture references all fit together nicely.
Now you need to do Kroq'gar... Still waiting for Skarsnik though.
I just want to say I have always been fascinated by the lore of war hammer, and I just found your videos. Needless to say I have binged watch like 4 and I just woke up lmao
Love this video, subbed right away. Gonna check out the other guides too!!!
I have a difficult time getting into the Warhammer games game play but these videos make me feel like I can enjoy the content. Thanks!
Archaon the Everchosen :D
you mean archaon the neverchosen
Funniest most original thing I’ve seen in a while. Very clever and funny. You have one new sub sir!
Love this series! Keep it up!
Helman Ghorst is the only one memeworthy to be first.
This is one channel that I'll watch EVERY VIDEO :)
Galaxy Quest was phenomenal, you heathen.
I expected this to be significantly meme-ier about Lord Kroak :P
Nice work, I have enjoyed these Noob's Guides :D
I'm really enjoying this series, it's a lot of fun and informative too lol. If you're looking for ideas for other lords to do, the Dwarfs and Wood Elves seem like they'd offer a lot of material for comedy
I would love to see a series on all the vampire coast lords.
absolute gold. thank you
Luthor Harkon would be pretty neat! Thanks for the video!
Love the Warriors reference and love the videos!
I'd like to see a Noob's Guide to either Count Noctilus or Balthasar Gelt. Love the vids, keep 'em coming!
Galaxy Quest was a cinematic masterpiece
Love your series played all medival atila and rome total war games but stopt playing but thanks to your series i wanna try war hammer now
Galaxy Quest is a good film in EVERY dimension.
This is one of my favourite TH-cam series
Maybe Tyrion and his BFF, the Sword of Khaine?
That's a touchy subject, the Sword is constantly cheating on Tyrion with Alarielle.
I mean, Tyrion doesn't exactly have a right to complain, but he still doesn't like talking about it.
amazing video ! Morathi next please :D
I would love to see Count Noctilus. He's a great LL with not enough hype.
I don't know who else got the reference in the beginning but that was awesome "what is best in life"
Awesome video!
Please do another one for the Empire rework ;)
0:28 And with that one reference, I immediately know in extensive detail a little bit more about the Lizardmen hierarchy.
Do Throgg the Troll King. Hes my favorite Legendary Lord.
Zach Merson! YESSSS!
Your humor+ Sigvalds Lore=win!
COVER ALL LORDS PLEASE
The everchosen do the everchosen
Hey i love to see a noob guide for Orion
Cody: Lord Croak is the most op
Ikit Claw: Hold-grab my warpstone!
OK Bro still riding with you. heavy on the work.
0:21 - 2:02 had to watch this part standing up
GW sure loves things made in the heart of Volcanoes. Wanna be a hero or a figure of legend? Gotta have that powerful thing made in the heart of a volcano because reasons!
This is so damn entertaining! Please go over some High elf LL Please!! Eltharion or Tyrion would be awesome!
A Karl Franz for noobs would be sick but whatever u do will be great
hahahaha awesome video, good job !
This needs more attention
Wuzzack! And his sick dance moves
We definitely need a Noob's Guide to my boi Wulfrik The Wanderer
Galaxy quest was awesome.
I’ve owned Total Warhammer for a while but was having trouble to get into but I have just started to and the faction I’m playing is the Vampire Court I think. (The one the has a king and queen) please do them next 😊. Oh and I’m playing the queen cause I read she gets lots of vampires.
Vlad and Isabella Von Carstein. Literally a better love story than twilight.
HE IS THE SAURUS ELITE! BORN TO COMPETE! NEVER RETREAT!😎
really nice Upload time 11/10 ;:D
Wow...no chill. I love this video.
4:34 I always assumed that (aside from enemy casualties of course), that the Lizardmen ate a more meaty equivalent of Crested Gecko Diet. Lol.
Love your videos! best shit ever
Love it
Love the conan the barbarian quote
''what does all those lizard eat''
Pretty sure the skink fall into that category, kind of like how Orc n goblin eat Squig (technically they're eating their own kin, since they all grow from the same stuff) or how the Ogre of the east eat Globnar. Probably get told they're helping the greater good or whatnot by offering their literal flesh for the continuation of the great plan.
Either that or lizards in warhammer can photosynthesize.
Im pretty sure they eat they're enemies after the battle, as for Towns and Cities probably ... cattle farms ?
None of the 4 lizardmen subspecies eat eachother. Lustria just has the huge herds of mega fauna required for a all carniverous civilisation to function, especially if the population is as meticulously planed as the lizardmen.
Hell even ogers are in similar situation as the main reason they stay in the mountains of mourn is because it has the mega fauna to sustain them and they realy dislike eating gnoblars. Also their canibalisim, restlessness, greed and glutony are not nessesities, they are literal curses of their god.
Awesome. Do Skarsnik next 😛
I would like a noobs guide to skarsnik. Juist to realy see him win an campain.
Gor-Rok!
Nice!
Kroq-Gar and Mazdamundi. You‘ve gone that far, now you gotta finish the Lizards.
Subscribed because of the Conan reference. Love it.
Would love to seemore noob guides, don't particularly care who ya choose, but these are good, funny and yet entry level informative, and slightly informative of lore(Though in the case of lizardmen individuals don't have too much lore outside Kroak and Mazdammundi)
galaxy quest is fantastic.
Lizerdmen are my favorite race as it stands right know and God Dame do I love them
Jesus, is this a tutorial or fanfic? Love every part of it.
I’d like to see you do more Skaven lords, like Tretch or Queek.
Love this series. Any thought on doing Ungrim or Grimgor?
Galaxy Quest was an under rated gem how dare you
In my campaign after all the Sauras buff he has in his red and yellow trees + the tech tree and all the cost reductions for them in the yellow and blue tree + the tech tree each saurus unit basically had the same stats as a Marauder Champion from Norsca(maybe a little better even but with an upkeep of 80 something gold. With Lord Kroak and Gorok and a full stack of Sauras who were basically unbreakable even with out the rite, I was taking on like 3 stacks at once and winning.
So many references.
I appreciate the Warriors reference
My man Franz!
Gor Rok is a disgustingly hard to kill slab of Lizardmeat. I think he may have the highest base Melee Defense of any Lizard Lord and that's pretty important, as it's hard for them to up that.
Also the true Lord of an Itza campaign is Kroak, the floating Nuclear Warhead himself.
Do Chadra the Un-Cuckable, Kang of Kangz!
(But seriously though, Settra would be awesome and there are literally mountains of good jokes you can make)
I await Memri TV edits.
Really late but those kroxigor at 0:56 have a sick pattern.
I wanna hear your guide tips on Kroq-Gar and ArKhan the Black.