Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 3)

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  • @MasterApprentist
    @MasterApprentist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    I love how Carl never reacts, they insult him and he waits then just picks up where he left of so unbothred.

    • @MsHarpsychord
      @MsHarpsychord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Like he says "I'm not bothered"

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      James Henderson Karl

    • @canefrogfury
      @canefrogfury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because he is an actor.

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Karl on the other hand...

    • @adriel8304
      @adriel8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The funniest part is the end.
      When they try to betray karl. and end up betraying Karl
      And everyone comes out laughing like karl was hurt.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • @doctorbognor
    @doctorbognor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    These animators are genuinely brilliant

    • @lazchurchyard1229
      @lazchurchyard1229 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I love how they show Karl's parents as just Karls with hair.

    • @nickolasruland9483
      @nickolasruland9483 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Same guy who animated classic shows like Dexter's Lab.

    • @matthewv4170
      @matthewv4170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't know if it's the same guy but it's the same animation company Hannah Barbara​@@nickolasruland9483

    • @seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions
      @seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I keep thinking the same thing. Creatively yet simple work.

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s some of the best flash animation I’ve ever seen, everything is perfrct

  • @jasonmckellar7750
    @jasonmckellar7750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Morgan Freeman - "Yer 'usbands dead."
    fucking killed me

  • @margarita1776.
    @margarita1776. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Black mirror used 2 of Karl’s ideas:
    1. This one at 6:40
    2. The one where the doctor can feel everything their patients are feeling.

    • @joesheppard5931
      @joesheppard5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which black mirror episode is number 2.? Seen them all can’t remember jt

    • @feelflows
      @feelflows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe Sheppard it’s from the first story from Black Museum: S4E6

    • @lewisbutterworth9601
      @lewisbutterworth9601 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought this. So glad someone else has noticed

    • @vince7207
      @vince7207 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He got these stories from crazy websites...
      Probably the same place the creators of that show did.

    • @SmokinJoe1098
      @SmokinJoe1098 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm know that the 1st one has been written before Karl said it, not exactly the same, but very similar idea. Parallel thoughts are more usual than we think

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Enjoy guys! I realise the first 'clip' is extremely long and so it looks like I haven't bothered to cut anything from it, but it's just because I simply didn't have the heart to take anything away from The Love of Two Brains, starring Clive Warren.

    • @MerelMystery
      @MerelMystery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Clive Warren is by far my favourite actor

    • @blairmettam7642
      @blairmettam7642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm still waiting for Mission Impossible 8 (or is it 9)??

    • @potdragon8091
      @potdragon8091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Blair Mettam Me too. Hopefully it will have, Morgan Freeman, in it since he sure wasn't in Independence Day.

    • @CEIServices
      @CEIServices 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant mate

    • @mattwardpictures
      @mattwardpictures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad there isn't more material with animated Rebecca DeMornay; she looks eminently edible. (Is it hot in here?)

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Watching him increased my daily usage of the phrase "knocking about" 😂

    • @yiltrfrontline
      @yiltrfrontline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Read Bull n that

    • @Frog_king11
      @Frog_king11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too 😂

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Suzanne doesn't like it when I talk about death" is my favorite Karl line of all time.

  • @nat2002
    @nat2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "you've got a frog who's going mental...killing thousands of people...then you've got a turkey who's whistling for help"

  • @OSIthatgamer
    @OSIthatgamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I listen to this during work and get proper odd looks when I’m pissing myself with laughter at my desk throughout the day 👍🏼 cheers

    • @axelusul
      @axelusul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you do, work as an embalmer?.

    • @lickmygooch1013
      @lickmygooch1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      axel usul he’s a rent boy

  • @hope6840
    @hope6840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Black Mirror stole Karl's idea! 6:30

    • @millersethe
      @millersethe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daft Dog I was thinking that very same thing the entire time.

    • @sasamagrasa
      @sasamagrasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Or they were the people he went to speak to..

    • @rocketraccoon77
      @rocketraccoon77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Charlie Brooker even looks like a thief

    • @ShonaMcCarthy
      @ShonaMcCarthy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The idea shows up in a few things, really. It's not that bad of an idea.

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kind of reminds me of Steve Martin's _All of Me_ from 1984, where he has the "soul" of Lily Tomlin in his head alongside his own and they have to figure out what went wrong. Hilarious movie from Steve's heyday.

  • @Ryansmith-lx7by
    @Ryansmith-lx7by 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Stephen-" the last time was last year
    Ricky-"when did you camping"
    Karl-"last year"
    Brilliant ❤️

  • @sarahbyrne8501
    @sarahbyrne8501 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I listened to the whole of these podcasts and found some gems.
    The most popular aren’t always the best!

  • @gormins5530
    @gormins5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how rickys a comedian and finds everthing karls says histerical

  • @WIGGYMEISTER76
    @WIGGYMEISTER76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    could be the funniest thing I've ever seen, the animation works so well with it. Karl is pure gold.

  • @spiritwanderer777
    @spiritwanderer777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Karl reminds me of one guy I used to work with. He would tell us wild stories every day to our amazement and amusement. In one of them he said he made electric guitars out of ironing boards, in another he worked in a diamond mine in Africa, and in my favorite story he used to work in Australia catching kangaroos into cages during tornados and sandstorms.

    • @neilreading3552
      @neilreading3552 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Known in workplaces as “Aldridge Prior, the hopeless liar” from Viz magazine.

  • @smasher.338
    @smasher.338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Karl is a genius. A little tired of life, and eccentric, but a genius non the less.

  • @Sam-tx1tn
    @Sam-tx1tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    These three bickering and rambling is a wonderful thing.

  • @Notreallyhere817r
    @Notreallyhere817r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I genuinely think Carl is a comedy genius

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He isn't a genius in any sense.

    • @somethingfromnothing8428
      @somethingfromnothing8428 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@NxDoylehe wasn’t very well educated but he’s still an intelligent man

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's just a genius

    • @foleyhuck2344
      @foleyhuck2344 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@somethingfromnothing8428 he's really not at all, a lot of the stuff he comes out with is old wives tales and child-like ramblings. The brain stuff and the doppelganger stuff is something you'd find endearing for a kid to say, but when it's a guy in his 30s it's pretty nuts.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@foleyhuck2344 it's an act! He's brilliant

  • @mattblack9344
    @mattblack9344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Ricky looks like Fred Flintstone.

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, they did that on purpose. That's why they make Jane look exactly like Wilma.

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like Barney tbh.

  • @peterlohnes1
    @peterlohnes1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    19:00 actually Karl is exactly right. An exact doppelgänger will believe he is the original. So the original will also start thinking he’s the doppelgänger. Only if you watched the other one being created would you know

  • @DogSpeak
    @DogSpeak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is Gold! I love the way Carl's mind works! Even better in cartoon form!

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Gotta love the British sense of humour

  • @billlombard9911
    @billlombard9911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love Karl’s northern accent, its fantastic and speaks volumes of the northern frame of mind

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is Karl from?

    • @SamixeGaming
      @SamixeGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zak-a -Roo Manchester mate

    • @billlombard9911
      @billlombard9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jimmy Jojo north and south in the UK mean something different

    • @billlombard9911
      @billlombard9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jimmy Jojo so then you know

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As an American to read english discuss the different accents/attitudes btwn North and South GB, it's interesting...UK is same size as Alabama... unimaginable for there to be differences between people in the state but in the country as a whole obviously lots of difference.

  • @SAVAGE.paradise
    @SAVAGE.paradise 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is an antidepressant for me, will always have me cracking up 🤣

  • @MadPropzBaller
    @MadPropzBaller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I swear that movie idea is genius!

    • @markshort855
      @markshort855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Already done, pretty sure it would've been after Carl talked about. TV show called Black mirror (episodic, each looking a different futuristic development). Can't remember which episode it was.

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MadPropzBaller yes, but anyone can say anything about a film that's based around science fiction. The fact that there's no medical truth in it whatsoever, would mean that it would have to be set on a planet in a different universe, where science-fiction exists. It's a fucking stupid idea other than that.

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one? The movie about the asshole who fucked a cock?

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AWelsh Celt lol.. I think I dated the other half..

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RB747domme you wish 😂🖕

  • @jericoho
    @jericoho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "How would i know which one is me?" Oh jesus almost spat my tea out

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HOW VERY BRITISH OF YOU

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's right though. This is yet another time with Ricky and Steve are being close minded idiots. If both you and your clone know the exact same things, you'd both think that they're the actual you, and you would start doubting yourself. This is fairly obvious stuff.

    • @davidmyers4519
      @davidmyers4519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly!!

    • @blacktouge
      @blacktouge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Nere guar Exactly, your clone "knows" it's the real one just as much as you. This is Karls problem, he's an extremely smart, open minded man. Except he lacks communication skills and he isn't very educated. So he has great thoughts but can't describe them.

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      blacktouge It's things like that that make me think he has Aspergers

  • @nashnash944
    @nashnash944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally just spilled me tea! How funny! I love it

  • @Killer_Tortoise
    @Killer_Tortoise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The funniest thing about Karl's idea for the movie is that it was used in an episode of Black Mirror!!

    • @cityandsuburb
      @cityandsuburb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhhhh yes.....!!!
      Thanks...!

    • @leesway
      @leesway 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which episode?

    • @superjodokus
      @superjodokus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black mirror is very cool

    • @lewisbutterworth9601
      @lewisbutterworth9601 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@leesway black museum I think

  • @jacob7608
    @jacob7608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    greatest line ever - "this is your problem, you don't know anything." 14:05

  • @evfour3335
    @evfour3335 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love watching these all over again, and seriously some of his movie ideas have actually been used in the last 5-7 years. Obviously not the same exact, but uncannily similar ideas haha

  • @jeffthebot7551
    @jeffthebot7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    it's funny how Karl is so serious about everything they say

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That's a hell of a phone call to get." kills me

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have not laughed this hard in years, my throat hurts. I wish I could get a new Karl movie idea every day

  • @siyabongankosi9956
    @siyabongankosi9956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "I've got a post for God here",......"Look lads I'm just trying to do a job here " :D :D

    • @QueeferSutherland1
      @QueeferSutherland1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fucks "a post" lol.....a lump of fuckin wood

    • @rasberryiceify
      @rasberryiceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ScotJockMcTartan a letter or package.

  • @randonologic4684
    @randonologic4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    22:10 just ask one of the guards "what color shirt are you wearing?"
    You can see the color of the shirt. if he lies, he's guarding Hell.
    Easy.

    • @calmcnutt481
      @calmcnutt481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, they phrased the riddle wrong. You're not supposed to know which door the on that tells lies and the one that tells truths actually guard. Either guard can be in front of either door.

    • @mathewgstar
      @mathewgstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are identical

    • @jimpadgett8233
      @jimpadgett8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My version was just saying 'what colour are my eyes?' or something like that. Whoever gets it right is clearly the right one.

    • @mikepagebrand
      @mikepagebrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimpadgett8233 but like someone mentioned above in the actual riddle you don't know who's guarding which door and your question only tells you which lies and which tells the truth you still don't know which door

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wasn't posited that they were wearing shirts.

  • @DekuStickGamer
    @DekuStickGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow! These are still going! You're amazing, subbed! Thank you so much.

  • @jamesa2818
    @jamesa2818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, great compilation

  • @azhalhalil9429
    @azhalhalil9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'd pay £9,250 pounds a year to study karlology in university.

    • @petersengupta
      @petersengupta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why when you can do it literally for free on youtube??

  • @FlaggingAwesome
    @FlaggingAwesome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:01:05 - Sorry Ricky but you fucked up there. The same side of the Moon always faces Earth!

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.

  • @davidmyers4519
    @davidmyers4519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    but the moon is tidally locked. Karl is right!

    • @wolfie498
      @wolfie498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Other way around mate.

    • @friedrich.nietzsche6472
      @friedrich.nietzsche6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea it’s true, you only even see one side of the moon

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People cherry pick the handful of colourful and half-correct things Karl said, ignore the hundreds of examples of his stupidity and end up calling him a genius.

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for this!
    It had some bits I hadn’t heard before

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've seen some discussion about the two doors and two guards question in the comments. Ricky didn't ask the question correctly or explain it properly, so hopefully this explanation will help some people:
    Q: There are two doors, one leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. There is a guard in front of each door, one tells lies and the other tells the truth. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHICH GUARD IS IN FRONT OF WHICH DOOR (this is the part Ricky got wrong). You can only ask one guard, one question. What do you ask, in order to work out which door you should go through?
    A: "If you were the other guard, which door would you recommend that I go through?" When the guard points to one of the doors in response, you go through the other door.
    Why this works:
    If you ask the lying guard, he knows the truthful guard would point to door A, meaning door A is the door to heaven. So to tell you a lie, he would point to door B, so therefore you go through the other door, door A, to heaven.
    If you ask the truthful guard, he knows the other guard would tell you a lie and point to the door that leads to hell, say door A. But he will tell you this outright because he's the truthful guard, so he will point to the door A. So therefore, you go through door B to heaven.
    The point is, you have to ask a question that either guard will give the same answer to. So the lying guard lies about what the other guard would say, and the truthful guard is truthful about the other guard's potential lie.

    • @ethanhodderz7594
      @ethanhodderz7594 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Docter Xela that's still wrong mate cause if both gards gave the same answer you wouldn't know which one was lying

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Hodderz
      The point is you simply go thru the opposite door of the door recommended because of pure logic. It doesn't matter which guard you ask, just choose either one and whatever door they advise you, you choose the other door because of the liar in the equation. The Liar will lie. The Truth will tell you that the Liar will lie. See?
      Ask the Liar in front of Hell's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?"
      [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?']
      Liar replies, "He will tell you to choose MY door" because he's lying.
      You pick the other door, the door to Heaven. Good luck with the watering pot plants and praying to god.
      Ask the Truth in front of Heaven's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?"
      [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?']
      Truth replies, "He will tell you to choose HIS door" because he tells the truth that the other guard is a Liar and is lying.
      So he is telling you to choose the door to Hell, which means you choose Truth's door, the opposite of which he recommends.
      Because of the lie, you always choose what is NOT advised as the door to Heaven.
      Or you could decide that Truth is lying and go to Hell and, apart from the heat? I hear the women are very accomodating... you just have to fight thru about 6 million other assholes who are all trying to 'get some'.
      You can't fail because of the lie. The question is determined thru the use of a lie. Whatever door a guard tells you to choose? Pick the OTHER door that the Truth or Liar advises. It doesn't matter what door they stand in front of either.
      It's a bit of a mindtwister but it is really very simple when it kicks in. No. Not really. Just a bitch explaining it.
      But hold on... IF the Liar is...ummm... no, wait a minute... IF the TRUTH is... no, it's... No, you PRAY to find the correct answer!
      I think I found god!!

    • @cameronforbes9583
      @cameronforbes9583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you'll work it out one day Karl

    • @ChromeFusion
      @ChromeFusion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's simple put it this way Ricky said they're both security guards we know this. Just ask one if they're a security guard if they say no they're lying and it's hell if they say yes then it's heaven

    • @lunamoona1645
      @lunamoona1645 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch Labyrinth with David Bowie, exact same scenario present himself and she guess wrong !!!

  • @matpeachey3946
    @matpeachey3946 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ‘How would I know which one I was’ always has me in tears of laughter 😂

  • @spokenserials4665
    @spokenserials4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you really listen to Karl, some of his thoughts are pure genius - especially his awareness of the difference between consciousness and ego. He's not smart, but he's definitely enlightened in his way.

    • @mini_mozzer
      @mini_mozzer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      everyone should strive to be like karl.

  • @lisabarnfield1089
    @lisabarnfield1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm absolutely crying at this!!

  • @rjohnson9543
    @rjohnson9543 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Using astro turf instead of actual grass is used all the time in the south west US. The quality of the turf has really improved over the past 25 years.

  • @waltcox9224
    @waltcox9224 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:37 Ricky's "WHEATABIX!" will never not be funny 😂

  • @oldwelshbloke6860
    @oldwelshbloke6860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I reckon to love of 2 brains could work. Downloading someone's consciousness into your own could work and that consciousness slowly overtaking your own, like a modern Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde, but with a romantic twist.

    • @ProphetWM
      @ProphetWM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old Welsh Bloke black mirror theres an episode on it. Think they must pay Karl

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old Welsh Bloke when you say could work, you mean in a science fiction sense, not in reality. Because obviously it's not possible to download someone's consciousness in this universe.

    • @MrMichealHouse
      @MrMichealHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RB747domme I think the point of this is that you can't judge the future based on your own limitations or frame of reference. People thousands of years ago said the same about flying through the air or going to the moon or speaking to other people across the planet.

    • @wotintheworld
      @wotintheworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "were interfacing"

  • @orourke1972
    @orourke1972 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love these, thank you!

  • @macmuggo5459
    @macmuggo5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ricky dishes out so much but when Karl criticises his house he can’t take it

  • @elletuppen4844
    @elletuppen4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this is brilliant. It would be spiteful to put jelly fish in a trifle! If anything can get one through lockdown without falling apart it’s this👍🏽👍🏽👌🏽🤣 Love Stephen’s subtle side comments and quiet chuckle...and thank heavens for Ricky’s infectious laugh so one doesn’t miss anything.

  • @chriswilkes2438
    @chriswilkes2438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Carls poems are great

  • @contact3604
    @contact3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh! My goodness! 😂😂😂😂
    This show, always makes me laugh! 👍😉
    Thanks for sharing.
    Moira
    From England.

  • @fifafan3950
    @fifafan3950 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you man this is awesome

  • @clemtutt7967
    @clemtutt7967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The animation is brilliant. I can't stop laughing at the Clive Warren movie...Especially Einstein dancing around while they poke his brain.

  • @omikronweapon
    @omikronweapon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Karl is always good. Minor gripe though, the audio volume is pretty low. I love listening to this while doing something else, but even at full TH-cam and system volume, everything else drowns it out. I'd rather have to dial it down a bit than having to have complete silence to hear.
    The ads then top out the volume. (I know the ads aren't your fault though)

    • @WeAre-ip5ud
      @WeAre-ip5ud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OmikronWeapon 😒😒

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@WeAre-ip5ud is that a response?

  • @tootooamy
    @tootooamy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 54:57 Karl is actually really brilliant and talking about the same concept as Eckhart Tolle does. He’s not an idiot, he’s woke!

  • @Alphabunsquad
    @Alphabunsquad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I just realized that Karl pilkingtons movie idea is essentially being John Malkovich

    • @mattwardpictures
      @mattwardpictures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You never see Karl Pilkington and Charlie Kaufman in the same room....

    • @UnnaturalNetworker
      @UnnaturalNetworker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Spencer or All of Me with Steve Martin who gets a dead woman's spirit / mind in his mind.

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made me think of transcendence

    • @8mu-
      @8mu- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is an episode of Black Mirror that is literally this idea.

    • @fozziebumble8361
      @fozziebumble8361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The man with two brains

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Him thinking they made prescription lenses for a fly kills me every time I hear it.

  • @Sorinshuto
    @Sorinshuto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We need to get Gavin Free and Karl Pilkington on a podcast and just let them talk
    The things they'd come up with would be incredible

    • @Hi73chgaming
      @Hi73chgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorinshuto I’d kill for that

  • @plexyglass429
    @plexyglass429 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Karl was so close to creating the lore for cyberpunk

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Heaven and Hell guards question is easy. Just ask: "What are you wearing?" If the guards correctly answers he's guarding heaven, If he lies then he is guarding hell.

    • @CaptainTr1pps
      @CaptainTr1pps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The liar could be guarding heaven tho. That's the dillema, not simply that it would lie.

  • @Dexter55999
    @Dexter55999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ask one of the door guards; "What's 2+2?" If he answers for heaven, he's guarding heaven. If he answers anything else, he's guarding hell.

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is waaay smarter to be honest then the other thing :D

    • @rubbadubman
      @rubbadubman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Allen you could also just ask “what’s my name?”

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ricky sets the premise up incorrectly, so the 2+2 thing doesn't work.

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rubbadubman How would either of them know your name?

  • @owenglenn4298
    @owenglenn4298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ricky... The moon does not spin on an axis, it is tidally locked to the earth.

  • @cordellsenior9935
    @cordellsenior9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who's the master of this Flintstone art work/animation? Love it.

  • @Nordorf
    @Nordorf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I've found that... if you talk, your mouth comes out with stuff.."

  • @mooj269
    @mooj269 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:22:45 i think the structure of karl's poem is actually pretty interesting, although the actual content is completely nonsensical.

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “That’s what they do now”
    “What is?”
    “That’s what they do.”
    “What??”
    “They do that.”

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Look lads, I’m just tryna do a job here” 😂😂

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else get a 104 minute long ad that showed the entire LEGO movie?

  • @paulmayaux6692
    @paulmayaux6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That first idea could actually lead to a great movie I feel like. Requires some flawless acting and good camera work to explain the mental things happening. Read a book with a similar kind of premise and man was it good stuff

  • @whatwhatyep
    @whatwhatyep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't get my head around the doors to heaven and hell. Even with Ricky's answer. It don't make sense. One of them is always gonna lie.

    • @Crudecoronet
      @Crudecoronet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eddie Oliver
      All you would really have to ask is "Is my name Karl" and you would know who's lying

    • @ThorD4602
      @ThorD4602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crudecoronet , that was my answer as well

    • @CaptainTr1pps
      @CaptainTr1pps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What would the other guy say" If the one you ask is lying, then the answer if the opposite. If the one you ask is telling the truth, the other is still lying, and answer is still the opposite.

    • @RectanerTreadway
      @RectanerTreadway ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real problem here is that Ricky tells the riddle incorrectly but then gives the correct solution (to the real riddle) without realizing his mistake.

  • @Bushdoctorbeats
    @Bushdoctorbeats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why isn't there more of this....?
    Been listening to the same few hours for years, and it's on of the most awesome things on the interwebs...
    Karl brain is booted in safe-mode.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's tons of Ricky, Steve and Karl around. The Ricky Gervais Show, the XFM episodes, the podcasts.

  • @rabidwaffles9022
    @rabidwaffles9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite parts are when Ricky agrees with Karl

  • @Smoochie71804
    @Smoochie71804 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “But would they be neighbors like this?” the laughter this man elicits…

  • @tzflamingo
    @tzflamingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “How would I know which one I was?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who else would totally watch Karl's film?

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In regards to Carl's parent's blind cat, my step-aunt had a small dog that had lost it's eye sight for whatever reason, but you could give it directional commands and the dog would actually use them to go eat or go to sleep

  • @MrMrlosteruk
    @MrMrlosteruk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely fantastic

  • @Liam___ohara___
    @Liam___ohara___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this podcast 😂

    • @TheBenderr
      @TheBenderr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's one of my favorite shows! Here's Season 1 if you're interested:
      th-cam.com/video/e0wddsGDEH4/w-d-xo.html
      Enjoy!

    • @davidkelly189
      @davidkelly189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How lucky are you..! Been listening over ten years n I'm still laughing..

  • @yaToebs
    @yaToebs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well...in the years past, there were way weirder movies made, sooo...I think Karl was simply ahead of his time. You have to love that freethinking

  • @marisabenson1222
    @marisabenson1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the best animation since The Simpsons.

  • @Meganhovick
    @Meganhovick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me immediately pause and watch Black Mirror the last episode of season 4! I’m back now.

  • @TheAmericanDane
    @TheAmericanDane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can’t be dealing with adverts on a video I want to fall asleep to

  • @ABraptor12
    @ABraptor12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:11:45 LMAO he is quoting Dr. Seuss's fish out of water book as fact now..... That's amazing.

  • @6MikeJones9
    @6MikeJones9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There is a much more simple answer to the heaven and hell doors question. You would simply ask "am I asking you a question?" If the person said yes, that's the door to heaven. If they said no, thats the door to hell.

    • @ShadowLineGamingPRO
      @ShadowLineGamingPRO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ricky didn't ask the question right you are not supposed to know which guard is guarding which door

    • @agentjp008
      @agentjp008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either that or you can ask "Do both doors lead to heaven?". Heaven door would say no, hell door would say yes.

    • @Fangface74
      @Fangface74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not a smart scenario..too easy
      "Is it raining?"
      "Am I asking you a question?"
      "Are you standing in front of a door?"

    • @ShadowLineGamingPRO
      @ShadowLineGamingPRO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fangface74 as I have already said your not supposed to know if the lying guard is in front of hell and vice versa, so your solution doesn't work

    • @ellisphaz4076
      @ellisphaz4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadowLineGamingPRO it does work lol, you'll know who lying and who's telling the truth

  • @Onion_Smoothie
    @Onion_Smoothie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No, there's no such thing as a brain donor... we've explained to you before." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tysonzepo
    @tysonzepo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watch at 52.45m -
    "Stay green.....stay in the woods......and stay safe"!
    I'm in absolute fucking tears - the funniest thing this moron has ever said!!!

  • @brendanlorenzo7298
    @brendanlorenzo7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A much more simple answer to the query at 22:12 is to ask the guards, "Are you a guard?"
    The liar guarding hell tells you he's not a guard and the truth teller guarding heaven tells you he is a guard.

  • @shead3583
    @shead3583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Am I the only one still waiting for the Karl Pilkington reality show 'What's Art About That?'

  • @Randi-Rabbit
    @Randi-Rabbit หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ricky : "It's the most ludicrous idea for a film I've ever heard"
    The Man with Two Brains : "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I couldn't say oh it looks like you because that would be a diss!" Ha! Love Karl's delivery on that one.

  • @jurvanoerle2845
    @jurvanoerle2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    29:55 love how Ricky keeps getting more and more sceptical about Karl's theory.

  • @Ben117-r9p
    @Ben117-r9p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That idea was actually quite good, Ricky and Steve always interrupt rather than listening to the things he's saying, he isn't actually that stupid

  • @jakedoc4610
    @jakedoc4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the cartoon karls facial expressions are so f'ing great lol

  • @macker11
    @macker11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You rock thx

  • @K0Y0L0E0C0U0L0L0E0N
    @K0Y0L0E0C0U0L0L0E0N 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stay Green. Stay in the woods. And Stay Safe.

  • @TekkerzOOT
    @TekkerzOOT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Morgan Freeman isn't in Independence Day.

    • @mastermatthewgaines
      @mastermatthewgaines 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah mate, he was taking the piss out of Karl when he said that

    • @gunkle7986
      @gunkle7986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David G no shit stupid