Depression sucks! Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend. Especially during tough periods of my life. I actually owe him more than anyone else.
I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.
been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂
To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.
To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.
That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of
I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound
Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!
Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.
57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!
@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer
@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for. I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about. However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣
Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age
@@zenmindstate110 I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.
I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge
Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.
1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!
@Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her
@@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method
The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.
Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency. Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No? An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope? You must be an idiot
Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.
The more I hear Ricky put Karl down, the more I dislike Ricky. Karl is spot on with some of his comments. For instance, I know that I found some really neat places by accident, when getting 'lost' while heading somewhere else. I learn through my mistake. Ricky just comes across as an arse. Karl is brilliant with many of his observations.
Some times Karl is spot on, like voting being an illusion of choice etc But then he also says Freud meant "drink milk all your life, cos it's good for ya" like, man xD
"What does beating a dead horse mean?" "There's no point, it's already dead." Me: Oh I think he has it! "Depends what the horse has done to you." Me: Well he HAD it.
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?
1:11:33 A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆
This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.
@@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah. The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.
@@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct. I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.
Does anybody know the name of the show he done by himself (between approx 1:10:00 and 1:22:00)? He seemed to be talking about "the virus" and "lockdown" so if he's been doing anything recently I'd love to check it out
I think you could do a PhD studying karl to work out whether he is a genius or stupid. I actually hope he is actually a comic genius playing up his persona for laughs becauseif hes not it hurts my brain. Maybe he is what you get when you get a witty person who is highly thoughtful but is virtually totally un educated academically. Then again I have no idea. At the end of the day He is an absolutely hilarious loveable conundrum
Karl observes the world in a way that most of us should try doing. And one of the other clips he talks about having lunch or dinner with Ricky. Ricky eats in about five seconds and says let’s go. Karl simply wants to enjoy his food. It’s something to consider.
Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂
Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).
Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly
When they are talking about the brain I think Karl actually makes a good point about the conscious and subconscious and unconscious and the other two supposedly intelligent people don't even get it!
@@mordaciousfilms Yeh the more I hear Gervais the less I actually like him in one episode he says he wants to punch Karl if he had said that to me I would have butted the fat cunt
They would get it if he was able to phrase it more clearly. His command of the English language is sufficient only for the most basic situations m not profound philosophical concepts. So they don’t give him the benefit of the doubt
This is helping my depression. I wonder if Karl knows how important he is to some people's lives
same here, pilkington therapy
Depression sucks!
Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend.
Especially during tough periods of my life.
I actually owe him more than anyone else.
Hope you get over it soon!
Same
Same mate, I listen almost every night. Keep on trucking.
Just went through a terrible breakup, these compilations are keeping me sane. Thank you K. Dilkington
"If the birds gone, the words gone."
Brilliant Karl
I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.
Ive done the rounds 15+ times including the xfm sessions.. it still blows me away
Me too
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been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂
i have listened to all more than 3 times times 3 ..lol f norway
"I'm using me fables..."
"Use your brains instead"
Seriously underrated bit there. Ricky so quick on the draw!
not rly if u were gamer it would be insta answer in any im using thing
@@arniejohnson8012 Remember that theory you had where if you keep talking, eventually your brain will come up with something? It hasn't.
To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.
@@TehCheese really wasnt that clever
@Derek Knight it was Bozwallocks
Anyone who relates to Karl is a legend we are real people up in here
To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.
That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of
I love how Karl predicts the Metaverse and Ricky just laughs at him haha
Karl perfectly predicted augmented reality. Lmaooo
I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound
FYI. He got it from watching Dr Who.
Does the Metaverse exist anymore?
@@Lindenrd25no lmao
"Is this you or your brain"?
"We're both listening"
favorite one
The loose change falling out of Ricky's pocket and Karl questioning what the noise was in horror was brilliant 😂
Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!
I love his honesty
Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.
@@Deadman1000 I disagree
@@Deadman1000 what does his work runs of feeling even mean like an example
@@JamesBongoyou disagree yet can't string a sentence together🙄
57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!
@Bronson WWH shut up and appreciate the knowledge I never knew that
@@Ed-mu5or thank u
@@kioshi1474 says the dude who uploads Skyrim videos to his 3 subscribers
@@Ed-mu5or just realised I messaged the wrong dude lol, was meant to message the dude roasting you thst deleted his messages. Forgive me 😂
Chimps chew 16 hours a day? Lol no
My ideal dinner party guest is Karl.
He's amazing!!!
❤️❤️ how does anyone think that anyone could script what he says 😂😂😂
Yes!
If I hit the lottery I would seriously consider to pay just to hang out with him for a day and get his thoughts on different subjects.
You need Ricky there too. He brings out the Pilkington's best bits.
karl will sometimes actually bring up a good point he just ruins it with stupid examples
I'm convinced that Karl Pilkington has invented everything ever before hand. Every genius thought are common thoughts to him.
i like how karl just casually predicts augmented reality like 20 years ago
and Ricky just takes the piss out of him :/ sometimes karl is pretty smart and he's just swept off
I'm sure some mental case thought up the cell phone 300 years ago too
Ar is kinda dumb tho 😂 vr is better and it can keep getting better but I’ve yet to see someone use any ar device in public
@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer
This podcast is 20 years old?
The fact they laugh and call Karl the idiot when he's right about almost everything is the real joke
Oh boy. You're not too bright huh?
@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for.
I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about.
However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣
Right about almost everything? He's wrong almost constantly 😂
Strangely relaxing and destressing...In these trying times...Thank You
Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age
Sarcasm....
No such saying as "an elephant in the room" it's "the elephant in the room" have a little think about what the difference is.
Is there something wrong with your thumb causing you to occasionally randomly hit the spacebar twice instead of once?
@@ziggle5000probably trying to get over a recurring issue with not pressing the button properly in the past
I would love to play a Karl Pilkington videogame, based on his logic and the world as he describes it.
ones out there. it’s a interactive indie sandbox game where you live in a world with stories from karl like his childhood etc
you would just die automatically and it would give you a screen saying "what's the point"
@Derek Knight
Probably just go have a look at a slug.
Damn you must be tripping hard
@@zenmindstate110
I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.
Randomly stopped at 3.33.. tonight's meditation 🧘♂️ ✨️ need a good year to come 2025
You just made 2hr50 mins or work SO much better.
Thank you! Great job cutting up all the audio and putting it all together too.
"If the bird's gone, the word's gone"
“One Size Fits All, And It-It Fucking Doesn’t” Holy Shit Man 😂
i wish he would’ve said they should have tried it on every size head first before making that claim, and then take them to court 😂
The bits without Ricky and Steve really make me realize just how much you need the counterpoint
Karl might say some stupid or hilariously implausible things but he hit the nail *spot on the head* at 49:02
Bang on, exactly what I thought!!
I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge
Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.
1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!
My turtle had a hysterectomy… they drilled through her shell… 4 years ago and she’s fit and healthy now! Karl makes a few valid points
@Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her
Breed not need
I’m now hooked…tell us more 🤗
@@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method
Was the shell easy to replace?
Analogy that sums up Karl Dilkington the best is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
*Pilkington
@@chattingesque372fake fan
@@GreenEyedDazzler well his name really isn't Mr. Dilkington, that was a misprint
@@chattingesque372well done sherlock
That applies to every human...depending on who you ask.
Bored is one of my favourite words, Trudy
I love that Karl describes AR and they dismiss it as 'bollocks will never work'
Well tbf it hasn't really caught on.
@@philbecker4676 was thinking the sane thing lol they we giving him shit and i was thinking but that is a thing thats happening now 20 years on
@@philbecker4676 it does exist though
just look at the vr headsets
He did describe it really really poorly
If the bird's gone, the word can, surely.
Great to hear segments I've to heard before. Thanks!
33:56 Instead of saying 'the problem with the moon is, dot dot dot', perfect opportunity to say 'the problem with the moon is, eclipsis' 😂❤
Where's the lockdown podcast from? Must be new I haven't heard it.
Fawlty Towers, Blackadder goes forth, and Karl Pilkington, funniest ever.
League of gentlemen and peep show
"Does the brain control you, or are you controlling the brain?
...I don't know if I'm in charge of mine"
Your consciousness controls your mind witch controls your body.
Does free will exist? Karl was asking a profound question here and they shot him down
@@OddChap87 Whenever Karl makes a good point or asks a good question, he's shot down and talked over.
His brilliance is beyond understanding
The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.
I'm with Karl...it wouldn't 'appen
I love Rickys reactions and his laugh 😂
This man is an absolute legend.
So nice to hear Karl speak without being interrupted by Steve
Or Ricky yelling at Steve to shut up
"sick of it" one of his favorite words...
Yes, Benjamin Franklin, the famous "American politician from the 1800s who's on the $10 bill." And they call Karl an idiot...
Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency.
Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No?
An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope?
You must be an idiot
Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.
The world and it’s insanity has gotten me down lately, glad I came here, makes me feel better…
Karl invented the metaverse
An ice cube the size of empire state into a glass of jack Daniels
The more I hear Ricky put Karl down, the more I dislike Ricky. Karl is spot on with some of his comments. For instance, I know that I found some really neat places by accident, when getting 'lost' while heading somewhere else. I learn through my mistake. Ricky just comes across as an arse. Karl is brilliant with many of his observations.
"what yeaar are we in?" 😂😂😂😂😂
No, matter how many times I hear it.
There's a part of this where Karl is just talking by himself, what is that from?? Never heard it before. He even mentions Joe Rogan. 1:14:10
That _Hilda!_ at 2:12:07 killed me.
Image how brilliant it would be to sat in the snug of an old traditional pub with these 3 having a few pints.
Some times Karl is spot on, like voting being an illusion of choice etc
But then he also says Freud meant "drink milk all your life, cos it's good for ya" like, man xD
I just love listening to Karl, he really makes me laugh 😂
I want to sample Karl's first, slightly aggressive "boswollocks" and make it my ringtone.
Karl: basically describes VR Goggles
Ricky: "that's bollocks, why would anyone want that! "
‘play a record’
From Kenya.... pleasure, gents.🇰🇪
"They only let us vote, so we feel like we're having a say in whats going on...the best thing you can do is look after yourself"
"What does beating a dead horse mean?"
"There's no point, it's already dead."
Me: Oh I think he has it!
"Depends what the horse has done to you."
Me: Well he HAD it.
Truly a shaved chimp
Karl is no sheep say what u will
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
but with only one hit show,
the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
What spy agency does Gervais work for?
Gervais just happens to be
besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
How Has Brand mysteriously
re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?
He's absolutely bang on with how voting is futile!
Watching while I’m in labour, Karl can make me laugh during anything
31:20
Sneak into HMV just before it shuts and then have to stay there and wait until the shop owner comes back to reopen to get out😂😂
1:11:33
A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆
Never have I ever in all my years of listening to Karl have I ever heard him mention the Joe Rogan podcast. Crazy innit
Not really lol
I’d love to see him on the joe rogan podcast
Probably my favourite human
They laugh at him but what he says actually makes sense !!!
If you think he makes sense, I have bad news for you
@@smasher248 dont make me come over there........
@@MrObiwan1 You're free to come wherever you want
@@smasher248 oohh kinky ;)
I love how Ricky gets so annoyed about the chimps and the typewriters lol
This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.
@@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah.
The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.
@@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct.
I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.
He's right about the prostate exam... are Steve and Ricky saying they prefer a digital exam lol
Ricky interrupts way too much
No! He fans the flames
Fish, mermaid, man. Nothing beats that. Dead.
Those rock busters he did for lockdown are shocking 😂😂
Karl sometimes drops an insane bit of knowledge and I always loose my mind
love these man
Here I am 1am midweek... FML and my sleep patterns
“What’s a word that hasn’t been made up?”
Scrimpton
59:10 Karl talking about VR is actually quite brilliant
Its similar to vr but isnt vr really
@@BarmyTwubble its AR really
@@JC-km5xw exactly, its augmented reality, so similar to vr but isnt vr.
@@BarmyTwubble yup
Karl's words at 1:07:05 really puts things into perspective.
Some of Karl’s predictions actually came true
Fish, mermaid, man.....LOL!!!
Hi, can a book a table?
What’s the name?
Socrates 😂
dunno if I spelt it right but Jesus that cracked me up
You did spell it correctly.
Anybody else think it’s mad that the glasses that carl sugested developing is basically the apple vision pro or whatever it is lol.
My sides are hurting from laughing
Karl predicted the metaverse
Every step starts with a step
Is it bad that I find myself agreeing with Karl on some of his thoughts?
Not at all. Ricky gives him a lot of unnecessary shit and Stephen jumps on the bandwagon despite Karl making valid points. Still a good laugh
Does anybody know the name of the show he done by himself (between approx 1:10:00 and 1:22:00)?
He seemed to be talking about "the virus" and "lockdown" so if he's been doing anything recently I'd love to check it out
Yeah! Actually new content for ppl to rip but it would be nice to know the source
It’s from ‘KP radio’…..his TH-cam channel is ‘Karl pilkington’ and there’s loads of ‘KP radio’ clips on there.
@@gazman7030 thanks buddy 👍
He has his own TH-cam channel :) but he hasn’t posted any more eps of KP Radio since last year :(
th-cam.com/video/-HWV1nlZwBo/w-d-xo.html
Karl really is a wise man. Man.
I fucking love Karl, what an absolute legend hahaha
Around about the 1hr 10 point Karl is talking on a podcast on his own. Where can I find this?
1:02:27 I’m actually crying, scrimpton has absolutely floored me 😂
I think you could do a PhD studying karl to work out whether he is a genius or stupid. I actually hope he is actually a comic genius playing up his persona for laughs becauseif hes not it hurts my brain. Maybe he is what you get when you get a witty person who is highly thoughtful but is virtually totally un educated academically. Then again I have no idea. At the end of the day He is an absolutely hilarious loveable conundrum
Karl contrived Witty scripted paid sellout shill allegedly?
It’s not a character
No he's really this dumb. He's just a nihilistic crybaby
I really like what you’ve said here
Karl observes the world in a way that most of us should try doing. And one of the other clips he talks about having lunch or dinner with Ricky. Ricky eats in about five seconds and says let’s go. Karl simply wants to enjoy his food. It’s something to consider.
We need a video of Ricky apologising to Karl for the VR prediction that’s incredible
Apologize for thinking of a dumb invention that has no practical use?
Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂
Yeah I've always thought that
Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).
But the saying is "the elephant in the room" not an elephant..
Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly
Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
but with only one hit show,
the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
What spy agency does Gervais work for?
Gervais just happens to be
besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
How Has Brand mysteriously
re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly
When they are talking about the brain I think Karl actually makes a good point about the conscious and subconscious and unconscious and the other two supposedly intelligent people don't even get it!
Because Karl's actually quite intuitively genius and they're just arrogant and close-minded, complete egotists.
@@mordaciousfilms Yeh the more I hear Gervais the less I actually like him in one episode he says he wants to punch Karl if he had said that to me I would have butted the fat cunt
They would get it if he was able to phrase it more clearly. His command of the English language is sufficient only for the most basic situations m not profound philosophical concepts. So they don’t give him the benefit of the doubt
at 59:19... Karl bloody predicted Meta. Holy shit.
and somehow made it way more appealing
Where did you pull the bit about aliens and octopuses from? As it's obviously new and would like to listen to the full thing
th-cam.com/play/PLyTnWKAmwfIdjKxQ7Y2LfSfNk-n4UQ9UI.html
I think it's in one of these.