Karl Pilkington - Words of Wisdom (Complete)

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  • @chrisrobinson6712
    @chrisrobinson6712 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    This is helping my depression. I wonder if Karl knows how important he is to some people's lives

    • @emirozdemir2037
      @emirozdemir2037 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      same here, pilkington therapy

    • @Fleischmann773
      @Fleischmann773 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Depression sucks!
      Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend.
      Especially during tough periods of my life.
      I actually owe him more than anyone else.

    • @CrownprinceA2Z
      @CrownprinceA2Z ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hope you get over it soon!

    • @rocky13m
      @rocky13m ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same mate, I listen almost every night. Keep on trucking.

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Just went through a terrible breakup, these compilations are keeping me sane. Thank you K. Dilkington

  • @papabird4425
    @papabird4425 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "If the birds gone, the words gone."
    Brilliant Karl

  • @MfJediKnight
    @MfJediKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.

    • @jeezuschryst
      @jeezuschryst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ive done the rounds 15+ times including the xfm sessions.. it still blows me away

    • @emilyhundl15
      @emilyhundl15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @leegoddard7565
      @leegoddard7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilyhundl15☆------☆☆-@@---------- 43!!!!-•••@@--☆☆-----☆☆ 3334-☆☆☆☆☆-☆@@!@☆

    • @xkinsey3831
      @xkinsey3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂

    • @84theviking
      @84theviking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have listened to all more than 3 times times 3 ..lol f norway

  • @TehCheese
    @TehCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "I'm using me fables..."
    "Use your brains instead"
    Seriously underrated bit there. Ricky so quick on the draw!

    • @arniejohnson8012
      @arniejohnson8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not rly if u were gamer it would be insta answer in any im using thing

    • @TehCheese
      @TehCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@arniejohnson8012 Remember that theory you had where if you keep talking, eventually your brain will come up with something? It hasn't.

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.

    • @jonsegerros
      @jonsegerros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TehCheese really wasnt that clever

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Derek Knight it was Bozwallocks

  • @marcfenwick7635
    @marcfenwick7635 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anyone who relates to Karl is a legend we are real people up in here

  • @shiiche
    @shiiche ปีที่แล้ว +29

    To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of

  • @JoeLambden
    @JoeLambden ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how Karl predicts the Metaverse and Ricky just laughs at him haha

    • @unforgivable06
      @unforgivable06 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Karl perfectly predicted augmented reality. Lmaooo

    • @mikeylestreets
      @mikeylestreets ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound

    • @jinstinky501
      @jinstinky501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FYI. He got it from watching Dr Who.

    • @Lindenrd25
      @Lindenrd25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does the Metaverse exist anymore?

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lindenrd25no lmao

  • @widsy2012
    @widsy2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Is this you or your brain"?
    "We're both listening"

    • @peewee4692
      @peewee4692 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      favorite one

  • @GhostFaceReviews
    @GhostFaceReviews 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The loose change falling out of Ricky's pocket and Karl questioning what the noise was in horror was brilliant 😂

  • @JamesBongo
    @JamesBongo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!

    • @garyskelly4677
      @garyskelly4677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love his honesty

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deadman1000 I disagree

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deadman1000 what does his work runs of feeling even mean like an example

    • @DuncanBerryman
      @DuncanBerryman ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JamesBongoyou disagree yet can't string a sentence together🙄

  • @Ed-mu5or
    @Ed-mu5or 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!

    • @callanbole6673
      @callanbole6673 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bronson WWH shut up and appreciate the knowledge I never knew that

    • @callanbole6673
      @callanbole6673 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ed-mu5or thank u

    • @Ed-mu5or
      @Ed-mu5or ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kioshi1474 says the dude who uploads Skyrim videos to his 3 subscribers

    • @kioshi1474
      @kioshi1474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ed-mu5or just realised I messaged the wrong dude lol, was meant to message the dude roasting you thst deleted his messages. Forgive me 😂

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chimps chew 16 hours a day? Lol no

  • @jackgold8321
    @jackgold8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    My ideal dinner party guest is Karl.

    • @claudialudovice4790
      @claudialudovice4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's amazing!!!

    • @tyroneaskew9057
      @tyroneaskew9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ❤️❤️ how does anyone think that anyone could script what he says 😂😂😂

    • @kerstineksmo
      @kerstineksmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!

    • @themayor6355
      @themayor6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I hit the lottery I would seriously consider to pay just to hang out with him for a day and get his thoughts on different subjects.

    • @hankkingsley9183
      @hankkingsley9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You need Ricky there too. He brings out the Pilkington's best bits.

  • @cagasfcafsg7594
    @cagasfcafsg7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    karl will sometimes actually bring up a good point he just ruins it with stupid examples

  • @williamray4512
    @williamray4512 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm convinced that Karl Pilkington has invented everything ever before hand. Every genius thought are common thoughts to him.

  • @dntnawall
    @dntnawall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    i like how karl just casually predicts augmented reality like 20 years ago

    • @Apexseal1
      @Apexseal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and Ricky just takes the piss out of him :/ sometimes karl is pretty smart and he's just swept off

    • @nickc247
      @nickc247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure some mental case thought up the cell phone 300 years ago too

    • @liamsnedden8278
      @liamsnedden8278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ar is kinda dumb tho 😂 vr is better and it can keep getting better but I’ve yet to see someone use any ar device in public

    • @dntnawall
      @dntnawall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer

    • @dbenz8632
      @dbenz8632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This podcast is 20 years old?

  • @rationalbacon5872
    @rationalbacon5872 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The fact they laugh and call Karl the idiot when he's right about almost everything is the real joke

    • @hiriqnu
      @hiriqnu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh boy. You're not too bright huh?

    • @DuncanBerryman
      @DuncanBerryman ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for.
      I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about.
      However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣

    • @darthos6257
      @darthos6257 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right about almost everything? He's wrong almost constantly 😂

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Strangely relaxing and destressing...In these trying times...Thank You

  • @jimboardman9904
    @jimboardman9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age

    • @HaggardPillockHD
      @HaggardPillockHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sarcasm....

    • @peterdemkiw3280
      @peterdemkiw3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No such saying as "an elephant in the room" it's "the elephant in the room" have a little think about what the difference is.

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is there something wrong with your thumb causing you to occasionally randomly hit the spacebar twice instead of once?

    • @mizzo_1
      @mizzo_1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ziggle5000probably trying to get over a recurring issue with not pressing the button properly in the past

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I would love to play a Karl Pilkington videogame, based on his logic and the world as he describes it.

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ones out there. it’s a interactive indie sandbox game where you live in a world with stories from karl like his childhood etc

    • @blackie75
      @blackie75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you would just die automatically and it would give you a screen saying "what's the point"

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Derek Knight
      Probably just go have a look at a slug.

    • @zenmindstate110
      @zenmindstate110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn you must be tripping hard

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zenmindstate110
      I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.

  • @thatmitchbey7907
    @thatmitchbey7907 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Randomly stopped at 3.33.. tonight's meditation 🧘‍♂️ ✨️ need a good year to come 2025

  • @malcolmguile9077
    @malcolmguile9077 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You just made 2hr50 mins or work SO much better.
    Thank you! Great job cutting up all the audio and putting it all together too.

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "If the bird's gone, the word's gone"

  • @bubbledmango1373
    @bubbledmango1373 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “One Size Fits All, And It-It Fucking Doesn’t” Holy Shit Man 😂

    • @mizzo_1
      @mizzo_1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i wish he would’ve said they should have tried it on every size head first before making that claim, and then take them to court 😂

  • @IamKnucks
    @IamKnucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The bits without Ricky and Steve really make me realize just how much you need the counterpoint

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Karl might say some stupid or hilariously implausible things but he hit the nail *spot on the head* at 49:02

    • @kennethcrossan8469
      @kennethcrossan8469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bang on, exactly what I thought!!

    • @themountain3461
      @themountain3461 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge

  • @RustCole01
    @RustCole01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.

  • @georgie535
    @georgie535 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!

  • @hayleywright2966
    @hayleywright2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My turtle had a hysterectomy… they drilled through her shell… 4 years ago and she’s fit and healthy now! Karl makes a few valid points

    • @hayleywright2966
      @hayleywright2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her

    • @hayleywright2966
      @hayleywright2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breed not need

    • @temsedgwick9494
      @temsedgwick9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m now hooked…tell us more 🤗

    • @hayleywright2966
      @hayleywright2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method

    • @jasonbourne4784
      @jasonbourne4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was the shell easy to replace?

  • @vidiveniviciDCLXVI
    @vidiveniviciDCLXVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Analogy that sums up Karl Dilkington the best is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".

    • @chattingesque372
      @chattingesque372 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Pilkington

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chattingesque372fake fan

    • @chattingesque372
      @chattingesque372 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreenEyedDazzler well his name really isn't Mr. Dilkington, that was a misprint

    • @scorps192
      @scorps192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@chattingesque372well done sherlock

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That applies to every human...depending on who you ask.

  • @trudymusgrave8734
    @trudymusgrave8734 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bored is one of my favourite words, Trudy

  • @anon17472
    @anon17472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love that Karl describes AR and they dismiss it as 'bollocks will never work'

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well tbf it hasn't really caught on.

    • @onesaltie
      @onesaltie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@philbecker4676 was thinking the sane thing lol they we giving him shit and i was thinking but that is a thing thats happening now 20 years on

    • @anon17472
      @anon17472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@philbecker4676 it does exist though

    • @ugxrorke3190
      @ugxrorke3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just look at the vr headsets

    • @UsingGorillaLogic
      @UsingGorillaLogic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did describe it really really poorly

  • @ipleasenothing
    @ipleasenothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If the bird's gone, the word can, surely.

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great to hear segments I've to heard before. Thanks!

  • @chunkybird1241
    @chunkybird1241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    33:56 Instead of saying 'the problem with the moon is, dot dot dot', perfect opportunity to say 'the problem with the moon is, eclipsis' 😂❤

  • @Skrenja
    @Skrenja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Where's the lockdown podcast from? Must be new I haven't heard it.

  • @paulhaynes3688
    @paulhaynes3688 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fawlty Towers, Blackadder goes forth, and Karl Pilkington, funniest ever.

    • @KING7CANTONA
      @KING7CANTONA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      League of gentlemen and peep show

  • @MikailStoner
    @MikailStoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Does the brain control you, or are you controlling the brain?
    ...I don't know if I'm in charge of mine"

    • @theottovanpagel
      @theottovanpagel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your consciousness controls your mind witch controls your body.

    • @OddChap87
      @OddChap87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does free will exist? Karl was asking a profound question here and they shot him down

    • @MikailStoner
      @MikailStoner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OddChap87 Whenever Karl makes a good point or asks a good question, he's shot down and talked over.

  • @mortenosmann2213
    @mortenosmann2213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His brilliance is beyond understanding

  • @davelordy
    @davelordy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.

    • @POVCAST_YT
      @POVCAST_YT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm with Karl...it wouldn't 'appen

  • @fortnitegamer1850
    @fortnitegamer1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Rickys reactions and his laugh 😂

  • @highspeed-374
    @highspeed-374 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This man is an absolute legend.

  • @kgbdesignglobal2526
    @kgbdesignglobal2526 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So nice to hear Karl speak without being interrupted by Steve

    • @nathanbird8213
      @nathanbird8213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or Ricky yelling at Steve to shut up

  • @joeeyaura
    @joeeyaura ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "sick of it" one of his favorite words...

  • @YorbaTheYounger
    @YorbaTheYounger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes, Benjamin Franklin, the famous "American politician from the 1800s who's on the $10 bill." And they call Karl an idiot...

    • @theophrastusbombastus1359
      @theophrastusbombastus1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency.
      Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No?
      An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope?
      You must be an idiot

  • @zipgow
    @zipgow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.

  • @ComeOnPeopleThink
    @ComeOnPeopleThink 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The world and it’s insanity has gotten me down lately, glad I came here, makes me feel better…

  • @patrickbateman9850
    @patrickbateman9850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Karl invented the metaverse

  • @apmac6723
    @apmac6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    An ice cube the size of empire state into a glass of jack Daniels

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The more I hear Ricky put Karl down, the more I dislike Ricky. Karl is spot on with some of his comments. For instance, I know that I found some really neat places by accident, when getting 'lost' while heading somewhere else. I learn through my mistake. Ricky just comes across as an arse. Karl is brilliant with many of his observations.

  • @rickdonnelly3937
    @rickdonnelly3937 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "what yeaar are we in?" 😂😂😂😂😂
    No, matter how many times I hear it.

  • @lanaiba
    @lanaiba หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's a part of this where Karl is just talking by himself, what is that from?? Never heard it before. He even mentions Joe Rogan. 1:14:10

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That _Hilda!_ at 2:12:07 killed me.

  • @EggFiesta
    @EggFiesta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Image how brilliant it would be to sat in the snug of an old traditional pub with these 3 having a few pints.

  • @Sporacle
    @Sporacle หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some times Karl is spot on, like voting being an illusion of choice etc
    But then he also says Freud meant "drink milk all your life, cos it's good for ya" like, man xD

  • @carolinedenham5249
    @carolinedenham5249 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just love listening to Karl, he really makes me laugh 😂

  • @tgdkls5891
    @tgdkls5891 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I want to sample Karl's first, slightly aggressive "boswollocks" and make it my ringtone.

  • @nickiebanchou
    @nickiebanchou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Karl: basically describes VR Goggles
    Ricky: "that's bollocks, why would anyone want that! "

  • @C-Jay7
    @C-Jay7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ‘play a record’

  • @pienjopienjo9297
    @pienjopienjo9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    From Kenya.... pleasure, gents.🇰🇪

  • @Number-id8ld
    @Number-id8ld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "They only let us vote, so we feel like we're having a say in whats going on...the best thing you can do is look after yourself"

  • @obliviouschipmunk6539
    @obliviouschipmunk6539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "What does beating a dead horse mean?"
    "There's no point, it's already dead."
    Me: Oh I think he has it!
    "Depends what the horse has done to you."
    Me: Well he HAD it.

    • @Jonathan-rk4uq
      @Jonathan-rk4uq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truly a shaved chimp

  • @salami99
    @salami99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Karl is no sheep say what u will

    • @tsiddig
      @tsiddig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
      but with only one hit show,
      the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
      Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
      Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
      Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
      How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
      What spy agency does Gervais work for?
      Gervais just happens to be
      besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
      Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
      Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
      cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
      How Has Brand mysteriously
      re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
      Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
      pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
      Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
      fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
      Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?

  • @jonntischnabel
    @jonntischnabel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's absolutely bang on with how voting is futile!

  • @user-hj3sj2bc1r
    @user-hj3sj2bc1r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching while I’m in labour, Karl can make me laugh during anything

  • @JohnDoe-yg2eu
    @JohnDoe-yg2eu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    31:20
    Sneak into HMV just before it shuts and then have to stay there and wait until the shop owner comes back to reopen to get out😂😂

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:11:33
    A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆

  • @djcammykooma
    @djcammykooma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never have I ever in all my years of listening to Karl have I ever heard him mention the Joe Rogan podcast. Crazy innit

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really lol

    • @Smelliestnutz
      @Smelliestnutz 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’d love to see him on the joe rogan podcast

  • @ukzzmagic
    @ukzzmagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Probably my favourite human

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They laugh at him but what he says actually makes sense !!!

    • @smasher248
      @smasher248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think he makes sense, I have bad news for you

    • @MrObiwan1
      @MrObiwan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smasher248 dont make me come over there........

    • @smasher248
      @smasher248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrObiwan1 You're free to come wherever you want

    • @MrObiwan1
      @MrObiwan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smasher248 oohh kinky ;)

  • @keithm.404
    @keithm.404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how Ricky gets so annoyed about the chimps and the typewriters lol

    • @PreservationEnthusiast
      @PreservationEnthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.

    • @hpebackwards
      @hpebackwards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.

    • @MrLOLsteveLOL
      @MrLOLsteveLOL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah.
      The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.

    • @hpebackwards
      @hpebackwards 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct.
      I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.

  • @yankquinn9992
    @yankquinn9992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's right about the prostate exam... are Steve and Ricky saying they prefer a digital exam lol

  • @TheLyonCrest
    @TheLyonCrest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ricky interrupts way too much

  • @Simon-fr4ts
    @Simon-fr4ts ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fish, mermaid, man. Nothing beats that. Dead.

  • @lewisbradshaw4050
    @lewisbradshaw4050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those rock busters he did for lockdown are shocking 😂😂

  • @Alexeiii420
    @Alexeiii420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Karl sometimes drops an insane bit of knowledge and I always loose my mind

  • @drrJdm
    @drrJdm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love these man

  • @SirAreve
    @SirAreve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here I am 1am midweek... FML and my sleep patterns

  • @davismosby9808
    @davismosby9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “What’s a word that hasn’t been made up?”

  • @shmonn.
    @shmonn. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    59:10 Karl talking about VR is actually quite brilliant

    • @BarmyTwubble
      @BarmyTwubble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its similar to vr but isnt vr really

    • @JC-km5xw
      @JC-km5xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BarmyTwubble its AR really

    • @BarmyTwubble
      @BarmyTwubble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JC-km5xw exactly, its augmented reality, so similar to vr but isnt vr.

    • @JC-km5xw
      @JC-km5xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BarmyTwubble yup

  • @swayzeeeeeeeeee
    @swayzeeeeeeeeee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Karl's words at 1:07:05 really puts things into perspective.

  • @sombody9471
    @sombody9471 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Some of Karl’s predictions actually came true

  • @morethan3756
    @morethan3756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fish, mermaid, man.....LOL!!!

  • @howy5799
    @howy5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi, can a book a table?
    What’s the name?
    Socrates 😂
    dunno if I spelt it right but Jesus that cracked me up

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You did spell it correctly.

  • @Jbatley1
    @Jbatley1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anybody else think it’s mad that the glasses that carl sugested developing is basically the apple vision pro or whatever it is lol.

  • @paulhaynes3688
    @paulhaynes3688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My sides are hurting from laughing

  • @t_dubois
    @t_dubois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karl predicted the metaverse

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every step starts with a step

  • @themayor6355
    @themayor6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is it bad that I find myself agreeing with Karl on some of his thoughts?

    • @beatsbygoldie2383
      @beatsbygoldie2383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not at all. Ricky gives him a lot of unnecessary shit and Stephen jumps on the bandwagon despite Karl making valid points. Still a good laugh

  • @theophrastusbombastus1359
    @theophrastusbombastus1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does anybody know the name of the show he done by himself (between approx 1:10:00 and 1:22:00)?
    He seemed to be talking about "the virus" and "lockdown" so if he's been doing anything recently I'd love to check it out

    • @Skeptic2006
      @Skeptic2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah! Actually new content for ppl to rip but it would be nice to know the source

    • @gazman7030
      @gazman7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s from ‘KP radio’…..his TH-cam channel is ‘Karl pilkington’ and there’s loads of ‘KP radio’ clips on there.

    • @theophrastusbombastus1359
      @theophrastusbombastus1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gazman7030 thanks buddy 👍

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has his own TH-cam channel :) but he hasn’t posted any more eps of KP Radio since last year :(
      th-cam.com/video/-HWV1nlZwBo/w-d-xo.html

  • @MrBunghole666
    @MrBunghole666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl really is a wise man. Man.

  • @ewanstewart6325
    @ewanstewart6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fucking love Karl, what an absolute legend hahaha

  • @leec70
    @leec70 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Around about the 1hr 10 point Karl is talking on a podcast on his own. Where can I find this?

  • @binkpipes5975
    @binkpipes5975 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:02:27 I’m actually crying, scrimpton has absolutely floored me 😂

  • @davidc9441
    @davidc9441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think you could do a PhD studying karl to work out whether he is a genius or stupid. I actually hope he is actually a comic genius playing up his persona for laughs becauseif hes not it hurts my brain. Maybe he is what you get when you get a witty person who is highly thoughtful but is virtually totally un educated academically. Then again I have no idea. At the end of the day He is an absolutely hilarious loveable conundrum

    • @tsiddig
      @tsiddig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl contrived Witty scripted paid sellout shill allegedly?

    • @cadez8386
      @cadez8386 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not a character

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he's really this dumb. He's just a nihilistic crybaby

    • @jjdog7159
      @jjdog7159 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like what you’ve said here

    • @jjdog7159
      @jjdog7159 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl observes the world in a way that most of us should try doing. And one of the other clips he talks about having lunch or dinner with Ricky. Ricky eats in about five seconds and says let’s go. Karl simply wants to enjoy his food. It’s something to consider.

  • @charliekennedy1857
    @charliekennedy1857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need a video of Ricky apologising to Karl for the VR prediction that’s incredible

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apologize for thinking of a dumb invention that has no practical use?

  • @JWalks
    @JWalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂

    • @richardgullick1867
      @richardgullick1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I've always thought that

    • @UsingGorillaLogic
      @UsingGorillaLogic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).

    • @peterdemkiw3280
      @peterdemkiw3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the saying is "the elephant in the room" not an elephant..

    • @tsiddig
      @tsiddig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly
      Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show,
      but with only one hit show,
      the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly?
      Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly?
      Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly?
      Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ?
      How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly?
      What spy agency does Gervais work for?
      Gervais just happens to be
      besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ?
      Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for?
      Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible
      cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly?
      How Has Brand mysteriously
      re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly?
      Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list
      pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly?
      Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete
      fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly?
      Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly

  • @truemansparks
    @truemansparks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When they are talking about the brain I think Karl actually makes a good point about the conscious and subconscious and unconscious and the other two supposedly intelligent people don't even get it!

    • @mordaciousfilms
      @mordaciousfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because Karl's actually quite intuitively genius and they're just arrogant and close-minded, complete egotists.

    • @truemansparks
      @truemansparks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mordaciousfilms Yeh the more I hear Gervais the less I actually like him in one episode he says he wants to punch Karl if he had said that to me I would have butted the fat cunt

    • @themountain3461
      @themountain3461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They would get it if he was able to phrase it more clearly. His command of the English language is sufficient only for the most basic situations m not profound philosophical concepts. So they don’t give him the benefit of the doubt

  • @dalemccarthy
    @dalemccarthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    at 59:19... Karl bloody predicted Meta. Holy shit.

    • @conchurbar
      @conchurbar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and somehow made it way more appealing

  • @Oipwnmw2
    @Oipwnmw2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Where did you pull the bit about aliens and octopuses from? As it's obviously new and would like to listen to the full thing

    • @2006MC
      @2006MC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/play/PLyTnWKAmwfIdjKxQ7Y2LfSfNk-n4UQ9UI.html
      I think it's in one of these.