Karl Pilkington - Diary (Complete)

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  • @phoebeizabella2414
    @phoebeizabella2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    earphones in late at night, lying in bed. listening to karls ramblings... heaven.

    • @mountaindewmartin7204
      @mountaindewmartin7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Same

    • @SuperNate666
      @SuperNate666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then my skull fell out lmfao..today on monkey news lmfao

    • @sharonjacobs5351
      @sharonjacobs5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (see comment above) You said it ! Right on ! . . 👍

    • @bigounce2477
      @bigounce2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bro i genuanly thought i was the only 1

    • @sharonjacobs5351
      @sharonjacobs5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bigounce2477 Nope your not , join our extended group ! ! . . 👍👏

  • @kendrafrench7198
    @kendrafrench7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Am lying in a hospital & was miserable. I turned on your TH-cam show sometime after dark; just realized it’s now 4:51 a.m. & have been laughing hysterically all night.Thanks for this.

    • @jdottdeestv8149
      @jdottdeestv8149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well keep it down! Some people are trying to sleep, psssh :P :')

    • @castiron2844
      @castiron2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      we'll jeez, 04:52

    • @merrymermaid
      @merrymermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@freeezerrr3 you ok?

    • @savyman2376
      @savyman2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You would have been popular

    • @georjiep4338
      @georjiep4338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freeezerrr3 everything alright Felipe? 🤔

  • @joeynuggetz
    @joeynuggetz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Tell me that this isn’t the funniest trio in comedy history. Nothing has ever made me burst out in laughter like this. Genius.

  • @matturner6890
    @matturner6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Mr. Dilkington is one of my most valued customers.

  • @Whitters40
    @Whitters40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Needed something to listen to since I'm laying in bed cannot sleep.
    I have no clue who these people are but the comment section has great reviews written by seemingly intelligent individuals so I listened.
    So glad I did. I love stumbling upon gems like this out of no where.

  • @user-wr2tu6sj2l
    @user-wr2tu6sj2l ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Big joint, headphones in, bed cold… life simple sometimes 😂😂😂✌️

    • @MoldRoss
      @MoldRoss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s a better combo then pbj and that’s a fact too

    • @4422-
      @4422- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel that mate some you time 💚

    • @ceriyum
      @ceriyum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And my dog snuggled next to me ❤

  • @KneedleKnees
    @KneedleKnees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "If Moths Had Eyes" is actually a great satire on contemporary poetry. I don't know if that's what Karl was going for, but it works.

    • @CartesianNullification
      @CartesianNullification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Also Moths aren’t even blind which is a hilarious factor that has been overlooked by Ricky and Steve lol

    • @leemcfarlane5886
      @leemcfarlane5886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      666666y6and

    • @Rodgerwilco91
      @Rodgerwilco91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How in the worldly fuck could Karl Pilkongton (head like a fkn orange) have ever be going for that. LOL

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      almost certainly NOT :P

    • @guyledouche9962
      @guyledouche9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd rather be a blind moth

  • @claireironside8477
    @claireironside8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I absolutely love Karl pilkington, he is absolutely brilliant. When I feel like crap...he cheers me up to no end!;I've cried so many times from laughter.

    • @PlaidLaddy
      @PlaidLaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good thing you've got ironsides, cause mine absolutely split when i listen to this trio!

    • @juliaphillips7963
      @juliaphillips7963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! He's kind of a saint.

    • @mennevds6912
      @mennevds6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Simon Parnell het

    • @aileenmurphy4324
      @aileenmurphy4324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Simon Parnell ft

    • @danielholt3231
      @danielholt3231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Scott Donnelly hI b bibibbbiI ibbbb bbb iniI hbbibinb be nbb i iniibib inibbhinn bb in B bbbb in ibiniininbibb b bibib

  • @akayakayz
    @akayakayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Steve taking over from Ricky to read out Karl's diary is a happenstance of eternal benefit for mankind.

  • @IoMJackie
    @IoMJackie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lying in bed, lights off, cold room, snacks, and Karl’s diary. Bliss

    • @manmademoonmusic
      @manmademoonmusic หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thought it was just me

    • @Lizrosee
      @Lizrosee 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’m doing the same. It is the best!

  • @pumpkinale90
    @pumpkinale90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was the BEST! I thought I had listened to everything hundreds of times but I swear you were able to find some diary entries that I haven't heard. Made my night at work. THANK YOU!!!!

  • @abbievaughan6799
    @abbievaughan6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I suffer from not liking humans, I started listening to this when I'm walking round town or doing the shopping...rather than worrying about other people,I just laugh out loud to this. ❤️

    • @jamescummings7459
      @jamescummings7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hahaha I suffer from not liking people too

    • @abbievaughan6799
      @abbievaughan6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jamescummings7459 yes there is a specific human species called ignorant...I can't stand them but they pop up everywhere 🤣

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn't like humans with an exception for Karl, cuz that man's from a whole another world

    • @jamescummings7459
      @jamescummings7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Janfon1 "you are from another planet mate" *high five* 😂😂

    • @deanharris4671
      @deanharris4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @davidtaylor8901
    @davidtaylor8901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've been having trouble sleeping, trust me just listening to these podcasts have helped me massively love Karl pilkington funny asfook... The best classics 😁😆🤣😭

    • @juliaphillips7963
      @juliaphillips7963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I go to sleep listening to these 3. I hope they know how many people are helped by their humor. Depression is epidemic and they are the anecdote.

    • @freybentos2602
      @freybentos2602 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just Ricky’s laugh wasn’t so freakish or I’d be able to sleep to it

  • @georgesedwardh461
    @georgesedwardh461 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Still listening in 2024

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ricky's audible childlike excitement the moment Karl announces he's started a diary

  • @MrRoomba2321
    @MrRoomba2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This deserves so many more views

    • @edmckay8647
      @edmckay8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Given that it's 20 years old and is not original material I don't see why

    • @MrRoomba2321
      @MrRoomba2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edmckay8647 Aye, Fair enough.

    • @rambleon3698
      @rambleon3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, this made my day.

  • @clairem4389
    @clairem4389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Karl is my type of person. I could sit and talk to him for hours. Without an imagination, life must be dull. I just wish Ricky wouldn't interrupt him so much!

  • @cameronmills3599
    @cameronmills3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Steve's delivery is essential to the Karl's Diary segments. I dont think it would be half as funny with someone else saying it

    • @kevinbarrett7663
      @kevinbarrett7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @thesegundovolante
      @thesegundovolante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably would be funnier if Karl read it himself

    • @AFChase
      @AFChase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk Steve is my least favorite
      Karl and Ricky are the show

    • @sergiolopez977
      @sergiolopez977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AFChase yea shut up ya dummy, you are wrong

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup Karl writes it Steve reads it n Ricky laughs like a demented hyena at it.

  • @smitesesh5210
    @smitesesh5210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:45:32 - "I think by 2020, germs will be so big we can see them in the air. I think that's how we'll die in the future." Karl Pilkington saw the future.

  • @worthalook4870
    @worthalook4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Can listen to these all day. Heard these for years and still love them

  • @ec1517
    @ec1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That still cartoon of Karl is perfect, I can look up at any point in this and can totally picture him saying these things in this pose.

  • @saf9236
    @saf9236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    karl has a soul and therefore an inner monologue, but ricky and steve both are NPCs with no inner monologue and don't understand the concept. 5:30

  • @sophiemay6954
    @sophiemay6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    karl pilkinton is a natural philosopher think ricky gervasis has definitely learned a thing or two from him over the years, weather he realises it or not

    • @kazer4
      @kazer4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those that claim to know know nothing those that know nothing are the wisest 😂

    • @beedee8185
      @beedee8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has. Some jokes/gags in Afterlife are very “Karl”

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ricky says plenty of times that Karl is brilliant. It's just that Karl didn't use his brain at all leading him to easily believe in shit like mind readers, or he'd get a key fact in a story so astronomically wrong it'd make everything sound like bullshit.

  • @savyman2376
    @savyman2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been struggling to sleep so I put this on .... job done!

  • @ethanaustin.6435
    @ethanaustin.6435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Karl is actually quite intelligent. Some of his points are valid. It’s just his air-head personality and humerus delivery that gives gervais an opportunity to grill him. If you listen to him in-depth he often makes Ricky and Steve sound stupid for taking the piss lol.

    • @Niicocl
      @Niicocl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fr😂😂

    • @mrfishmon5517
      @mrfishmon5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      20 years later looking back and Karl was the one in the right.

    • @drivethru6155
      @drivethru6155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Emphasis on "some" lol. A lot of the stuff he seemed to genuinely believe is full of shit 🤣

    • @BenetbenetLive
      @BenetbenetLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well... quite intelligent is a stretch. hes a functioning human being

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is very funny but he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • @ladyscorpz9023
    @ladyscorpz9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Ricky’s laugh is everything ❤️🤣

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Karl Pilkington’s diary is a masterpiece of comedy and life.

  • @bethanyhoward2734
    @bethanyhoward2734 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The amount of pure joy when ricky finds out he has a diary is absolutely amazing hahaha. ❤❤ i could truly listen to this forever and not get bored

  • @marieannwalsh662
    @marieannwalsh662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is only the second video I've seen. Absolutely priceless 😂.

  • @GooseRULES
    @GooseRULES 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The diary in and of itself is hilarious, but Steve's narrating of it makes it that much more hilarious. I wonder if he read it first before going on air; his delivery is perfet.
    I own a Mr. K. Dilkington shirt, btw.

  • @ogboomer6518
    @ogboomer6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What an excellent find. Tremendous and original.

  • @narellev5411
    @narellev5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love the way Ricky can say the most hurtful things to Karl but suddenly when Karl criticises Ricky's pets he all but loses it. Go Karl!

    • @jammy7032
      @jammy7032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You clearly don’t understand them 🤣

    • @narellev5411
      @narellev5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jammy7032 I have watched almost all their stuff. Karl understandably is doing his own thing much more. I have boxed sets and all of Ricky's dvds but he is wearing thin. Karl is not stupid at all.

    • @jammy7032
      @jammy7032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@narellev5411 haven’t said he was stupid?

    • @mrfishmon5517
      @mrfishmon5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@narellev5411 some of the funniest bits of ‘derek’ and ‘afterlife’ are Ricky blatantly ripping off things Karl said 20 years back

    • @koboz9321
      @koboz9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can you not understand hes joking lol do you not hear it in his voice

  • @andytlwy
    @andytlwy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Who’s disliking this? Dickie Anders???

  • @Im_Mr_Cole
    @Im_Mr_Cole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Karl is extremely charming for what it’s worth. He’s insane, but there’s such a heart in there. He’s really trying his best to understand existence.

    • @unkelTP
      @unkelTP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Insane? Nah

    • @narnzipan
      @narnzipan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realise that the man is an intensely clever comedian who is playing a character in these shows, don't you??? 🤔

    • @dobbo1893
      @dobbo1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@narnzipan intensely clever eh…that’s the best kind.
      Have you got any proof of this - that isn’t just your opinion?
      (Vague reply with no source below 👇🏻)

    • @narnzipan
      @narnzipan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dobbo1893 somehow I get the feeling that nothing I say or do, no matter how many credible sources I quote, you're not changing your mind. How about YOU do some research and find out for yourself??? 🤔

    • @dobbo1893
      @dobbo1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@narnzipan I will accept 1 source if you’d like to show me just 1 that helped ‘prove’ it for you?
      Other people reading this might like your sources revealed (you ain’t got shit lol)

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Karl is basically just like the first human to ever experience consciousness.

  • @42gp
    @42gp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Doctors who are so clever they dont bother opening their eyes made me genuinely cry with laughter

    • @weematty475
      @weematty475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My auntie used to do this: have her eyes open when talking but then when came to looking at you she’s close her eyes

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weematty475 could you explain this any further? This is really strange and I'm fascinated.

  • @Bill-lt5qf
    @Bill-lt5qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just realised, they muse about famous diaries, all the while they are basically making a famous diary. Karl should be proud.

  • @gabegordon9072
    @gabegordon9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how much Ricky loves Karl…

    • @conorkennedy3304
      @conorkennedy3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he really does. None of us would be listening to any of this if it weren't for Karl.

    • @marthasolomon7997
      @marthasolomon7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameeee ❤

    • @laurathomas1083
      @laurathomas1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cause Ricky knew how much money Karl would make him

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in a pretty old building, and during this hella hot summer, the power goes out quite frequently.
    So I downloaded every single 2-3+hr long videos for those days… and today is one of those days.
    I work from my computer at home, so I’m kinda SOL there today, but at least I can just roll up a few, chill at my desk and draw, and listen to hours and hours of the most profound thoughts ever to come out of such a brilliant, orange headed man 😌😌😌

  • @mardicole4202
    @mardicole4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Karl is a brilliantly every day guy. Like others commenting here - I laugh so hard sometimes I get a stitch in my side (lighting up doesn't help 🤣)

  • @YehNahYehAyy
    @YehNahYehAyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know a lot of the things he says sounds a bit dumb but the thinking in your accent thing is totally relatable.

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    okay but Karl's poems are legit

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, 99% of what he says is gobbledygook, but his poems are genuinely brilliant in my opinion.
      I wonder if he still writes them.😀

  • @ValhallaBeckons
    @ValhallaBeckons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been playing the XFM era through the 'Guide(s)' on repeat for years. Never gets old. I want to hear more about the "One-Faced Man."

  • @jorischkovich
    @jorischkovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "everyone's a mime in a picture" - how does he come up with it

  • @DaveScottADV
    @DaveScottADV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Pond of the month. Incredible

  • @jareddulack1
    @jareddulack1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never heard this before but I’m so glad this popped up in my recommended

  • @thewanderra_chronicalsstuf7085
    @thewanderra_chronicalsstuf7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    His brain works on such different way, it's amazing love it.

  • @CaptainCalculus
    @CaptainCalculus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I absolutely believe what Karl says about kidney stones--my Dad is a former Royal Marine who was injured, and a former pro wrestler who tore a bicep...and he says kidney stones was worse than those, and least responsive to pain-killers

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your dad sounds fucking badass. Can't say I blame him though, never had kidney stones but I was scared straight as a little kid by my parents telling me I'd pee out a rock if I ate too much junk food. Now I compulsively drink water whenever I eat fries or chips, lol

    • @CaptainCalculus
      @CaptainCalculus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ExaltedUriel Yeah--the crazy bastard...when he had kidney stones he refused to take an ambulance and insisted I come and pick him up and drive him to the emergency room.

    • @samhenley7156
      @samhenley7156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had a kidney stone myself. I'm lucky it was in one piece. I also have a horseback riding teacher who's had kidney stones, and she says it was more painful than childbirth.

  • @TomH999111
    @TomH999111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Karl's imagination is so strong that often he verbalises what he's imagined to the point where he thinks it's fact. Lobster Dali story is a prime example :')

  • @omfgitspyrogirl
    @omfgitspyrogirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Karl's insect obsession reminds me of Charlie Day's spider obsession in It's Always Sunny, lol.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spiders aren't insects!

    • @Mr.Frosty-b2y
      @Mr.Frosty-b2y 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AA-hg5fk They never implied spiders are insects

  • @scottmroberts
    @scottmroberts ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So glad Ricky came to Karl’s rescue re the Chinese man being from Japan line. A brilliant digression that makes it so authentic.

  • @Syntax1990
    @Syntax1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The "How would you put the mirror on the right side of the moon always facing the earth" is actually possible, since the moon is in a geosynchronous orbit so it always shows us the same side.

    • @edmckay8647
      @edmckay8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They do acknowledge that in a later podcast.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You still wouldn't see the mirror though, so it's pointless😲

    • @kiro6119
      @kiro6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tyroon81 they actually do have mirrors on the moon and you can see it, so its not pointless

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiro6119
      You can see your relection in it with the naked eye, like Karl wanted to can you?
      When I look at the moon, I can't see any mirrors.
      So I don't really know what point you're making, apart from wanting to make Karl look like he knows what he's talking about.
      🤷‍♂️

    • @kiro6119
      @kiro6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyroon81 Look it up.

  • @Robyn.the.Human.x
    @Robyn.the.Human.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I should probably get my head read, but Karl Dilkington makes a lot of sense at times

  • @ss-wu1vp
    @ss-wu1vp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    His voice is so soothing....relaxing

  • @widsy2012
    @widsy2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Listening to karl pilkington makes everything better 💖

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm saving this for if I'm ever suicidal

    • @jondon3182
      @jondon3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch it and stop giving yourself the option to even consider suicide :-)
      Hope things are well, Jacob

  • @joekori6998
    @joekori6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Moths Had Eyes is one of my favourite bits of content I've ever come across

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You an your clocks" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cpreyde
    @cpreyde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I definitely have an internal monologue too.

  • @cynthiarowley719
    @cynthiarowley719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Karl Pilkington 🏆, he deals with Ricky, I don't know how...

  • @spinny003
    @spinny003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love when he talks about Dali's lobster-phone and says "I don't know what happened....". He completely invalidates everything he's about to say in one sentence. BRILLIANT!

  • @johnstevens5517
    @johnstevens5517 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ricky confirming he has no internal dialogue and is therefore an NPC is priceless.

  • @fpxoriginals2571
    @fpxoriginals2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ricky raising his voice awakens some deep fear inside of me and I don’t know why

    • @Coolgamer-ys7qt
      @Coolgamer-ys7qt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's aggressive sounding isn't it...
      I can see how going from all-out-laughing to aggression could be triggerIng.

    • @bravoactual2423
      @bravoactual2423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you’re weak

  • @bulldog1066jpd
    @bulldog1066jpd ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love listening to Karl , Ricky and Stephen....national treasures right there 😊

  • @Justcanadianjanjan
    @Justcanadianjanjan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you go to bed…
    Have cuddle with your hubby… then say gnite and turn on your headphones and shut the lights off. Wake up at 1 by the hysterics of Ricky then replace the earphones with ear plugs ( cause hubby snores the roof off). It’s all just another night at the Kenny house … night night everyone

  • @iluvcarlossainz
    @iluvcarlossainz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    rickys laugh is contagious. im crying

  • @astro8807
    @astro8807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its crazy that all this is from the early 2000s, listening to some of the things they talk about on xfm is like a glimpse into the recent past.

    • @Mr.Frosty-b2y
      @Mr.Frosty-b2y 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is actually from the podcasts which were from around 2010 I think, not XFM.

  • @ToiletGrenade
    @ToiletGrenade ปีที่แล้ว

    Listened to the whole thing at work, made the day so much more tolerable.
    2:21:27 is my favourite bit

  • @westmcgee9320
    @westmcgee9320 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In the animated show, they shortened it but at one point, Steve breaks into laughter over and over, trying to read part of the diary. And that 💩 made it so much funnier…and it still lived up to the heightened suspense.
    Gold.

  • @kerrystewart3857
    @kerrystewart3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ricky knows karls a guy you don't meet everyday.his heart n way he thinks is so pure n he's so innocent in his look in life.

  • @radiochestify
    @radiochestify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would enjoy to read this diary or to hear it without any laugh or commentary because it sound like a great artwork to my hear, can i find it somewhere on the web?

  • @aggerum8829
    @aggerum8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Karl is the most accidentally funny person alive

    • @Nofurtherquestions
      @Nofurtherquestions ปีที่แล้ว

      No accident. He's an actor and it's staged

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nofurtherquestions don't. talk. shite. you. idiot.

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nofurtherquestions and I suppose Ricky and Steve put him up in Salford, Manchester for his childhood as well? It's the sad gits like you who believe that Karl is an "actor". What a load of nonsense.

  • @louforcier2549
    @louforcier2549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a fan of Kaamelott , Karl is like Perceval in real life 🤣 He is just so perfect

  • @bravoactual2423
    @bravoactual2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    17:09 is the best bit

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PISSED my sides first time.

  • @reecemcclenaghan8365
    @reecemcclenaghan8365 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As much as I love this it always seems to me like Karl and Ricky are actually friends and Ricky laughs with him but Steven laughs at him. Anyone else feel the same?

  • @Jonseyfun
    @Jonseyfun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If only karl was able to communicate his thoughts just a tad better. I see myself in him so much. I feel.

  • @nickbarton3191
    @nickbarton3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Actually Karl is very insightful. Adam and Eve weren't only innocent, they weren't burdened with having to remember any history... waaaah 😁

    • @Gunner_144
      @Gunner_144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were completely guilty…

  • @therakshawolf
    @therakshawolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    55:48 I feel Karl was lucky with his earbud incident. My dad has a similar story where he had the cotton bud in his ear, got a phone call and he put it right to his ear and smacked it in. Says it's one of the worst pains he's had. Also, my mum has had the cotton of a bud stuck in her ear canal before and it took 2 weeks for her ear to flush it out. My family isn't the brightest

  • @Pixelwave88
    @Pixelwave88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the problem is that karl's brain is too big so us mere mortals don't fully grasp that karl is a genius

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If you watch the thumbnail for long enough you'll see Karl blink

  • @yemn6243
    @yemn6243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listening to Karl, I don't know if I've gained faith in humanity or lost it xD

  • @Samuel-ni7vv
    @Samuel-ni7vv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:00:25 Ricky is so wrong here its funny. A large mirror can easily be built bit by bit with no issues, and the moon does not rotate compared to earth, hence the saying "the dark side of the moon" because we do never see it from earth. Karls suggestion is totally doable, just very expensive and kinda pointless.

    • @Craulback
      @Craulback 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine how bright it would be at night 😂

  • @bobbydeuce6486
    @bobbydeuce6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    25:30 - dreamt about the marshmallow again. I’m still here. I dreamt about the marshmallow again and I’m STILL HERE! I’m getting scared.
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. It’s been trying to kill me for a while. It got close this time, though.
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. It’s started using spiders because it knows I fear them. It hasn’t realized that I fear it more than any spider.
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. It knows now. Dear God!
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. It won this time, but it was surprised because… I’m still here. Tonight I take it to that bastard.
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. I killed it this time. It got back up. What fresh hell is this?!
    - dreamt about the marshmallow again. His name is Tom… he’s pretty chill. He then took off my head.

  • @Janekafka
    @Janekafka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "get your honey's worth" is genuinely funny, poor karl

  • @stevenwolfe2279
    @stevenwolfe2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love some of the innocent wisdom of Carl. It is fascinating to see what he is interested in, and his take always from his experiences.
    Carl, if you ever come over to Canada, I’ll buy you a pint! Actually I’ll buy you a 0.47 litre, because we use the metric system here.

  • @WHAMaTRON
    @WHAMaTRON ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karl makes sense to me I love him lol 😂

  • @hennessey861
    @hennessey861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's currently 01:48 in the morning, my drunk girlfriend has stressed me the fuck out. Time to listen to these three geniuses and relax

  • @elaethmyers3240
    @elaethmyers3240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    karl should sell his diary as a book.

  • @Tackyauto
    @Tackyauto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rickys laugh sounds like a peacock cry at points 😂😂😂

  • @Real-B777
    @Real-B777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Listening to Karl's diary is funny AF 😂😂😂

  • @d1sable
    @d1sable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Builders just going from building to building just building 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KenKilgore777
    @KenKilgore777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Karl is more intelligent than most of us

    • @robdimambro1674
      @robdimambro1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrifying thought :(

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't bungle us in with your level mate

  • @TheDwarburton
    @TheDwarburton 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought it said "Dairy".. was ready for a 3 hour milk rant

    • @toddchavez4638
      @toddchavez4638 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      honestly wouldn’t be surprised if karl ranted for 3 hours just about milk lmao

  • @Noah-vm4ib
    @Noah-vm4ib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Playing this worldwide could fix everything.

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can confirm, I think in my accent and in my voice and intonations

  • @DaLilVivi96
    @DaLilVivi96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Had a look round the church graveyard to see how old the dead people are" 😂 I must admit, I've done this a few times before when I was bored out my mind, not gonna lie! Pmsl

  • @fee8255
    @fee8255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nikolai Tesla is just one of the many people that understood things beyond what we have been taught… But there were thousands and thousands of others like him that were way ahead of their time.

  • @radiochestify
    @radiochestify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Also it would be great if somebody was motivated to make english subtitles for english learners it would be easier to understand everything because it's not easy to guess all the jokes from the context . I want to say also that Karl is using very well the language actually, to express with a lot of poetry the feelings that he has as he looks at himself kind of dreaming awake. Just try to write your dreams and make it something beautiful that is not easy. He's investigating on his proper mind, observing his subconscious' speech and writing everything down everyday. I call him a real artist. I'm not totally sure that rick has enough respect for him, but as a comic maybe, they make an interesting pair anyway.

    • @burkebrockelbank9471
      @burkebrockelbank9471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've been watching it with the auto-generated subtitles to check it for you. They are very accurate, so you should be able to use them.

    • @lisaphillips9141
      @lisaphillips9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He loves him or he would not be around him. They love each other ❤️

  • @WiseWeeabo
    @WiseWeeabo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You can tell a lot by people's eyes, that's what I've said about Jellyfish." - Karl Pilkington

  • @SaveAwesomeMatt
    @SaveAwesomeMatt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Funny enough, in college I DID know a guy named Aristotle. Like that was his first name.