When Karl says ‘how would I know which one I was?’ to the clone question it’s incredible because not only is it an insane first question to ask but it’s also sort of true - if you cloned yourself- you wouldn’t know if you’d just appeared because the clone also thinks it’s just cloned itself
@@mammamia4636 we cant presume that we know the process though. It could be that you’re put to sleep for it and then told that when you woke up that one of you were clones. You’d not know if you were the clone or not
3:42:47 I love how effortless and organic the little singsong riff is between Ricky and Steve as soon as Karl says "tingin' its way up the tube". Illustrates just how well their comedy gelled.
I heard somewhere that if your leg is chopped off and you get phantom itches in it, you can put a mirror on the inside of your other leg, and scratching your leg, your brain takes that as you scratching your itch.
The part where he was talking about a machine where you could feel someone's illness/pain was actually part of an episode of Black Mirror. Karl was ahead of his time.
my cats missing and im stressed the fuck out, and these compilations are so oddly comforting and nostalgic they are the only reason im able to sleep at all at the moment. thank you
Fell asleep to this. They started talking about space travel or rather. I dreamt that I was on a space shuttle, in the top of a mast out into space. Didn't dare to look up into the stars. For some reason I'm more afraid of that than to look down when I'm high up. Because like it's not just "I'll fall to my death if I'd let go" - It's "If I'd let go I'll slowly drift for hours with nothing to grasp but certain, slow death"
Ricky interrupts Karl. Constantly. Barely lets Karl get a word in. Let alone finish his point. Then gets mad and yells “right you’re talking shit. Explain yourself”
The thing about the duality of perception - the “two yous” - is actually a really core concept of Hindu and Buddhist philosophy. Karl has put his finger on what Eastern religion claims (correctly, in my view) to be the core understanding of existence: that the eternal witness - the light behind the eyes - is distinct from the person and all of its trivial thoughts. The fact that Steve and Ricky laugh at this profound observation speaks volumes for how much wiser Karl is as a soul. He’s still got a head like a fucking orange though. 🍊
1:36:10 Karl has stumbled across the realisation of pure awareness. We are not our thoughts, and in fact, our thoughts are not 'ours'. People in Eastern religions have realised this stretching back thousands of years, and it shows how asleep and ignorant Ricky and Steve can be with certain topics. Poor Karl doesn't realise what he's glimpsed at here.
The 2 door question can be done even easier. If the devil has to lie. You can ask it any question about objective reality. Like “are there two doors here” the answer is yes, but the devil will have to lie and say “no” whereas the angel will say yes because they can tell the truth.
3:34:31 so by that logic it would take ages for our feet to move because of the distance the signal has to travel from the brain. I wonder what the world would be like if Karl actually bothered to really properly think before he spoke.
It's a bit annoying they always laugh their heads off and try to pick apart anything Karl says, even when there's nothing wrong with it, which does actually happen sometimes.
@loot6 I just said it. You can find lots of videos of all three of them explaining how they went about making their show. It's usually starts by trying to make Karl uncomfortable so he won't think before speaking, and fortunately for the listner, it's incredibly entertaining. And don't worry about Karl, he's told you not to many times as well.
@@doylebohr1434 You said it lol? Since you didn't create the show that's pretty meaningless. Your entire statement is based on what happens rather than anything actually saying that's what's supposed to happen. Karl is always guaranteed to say something different, interesting and more often than not, not too intelligent. It's funny when they pick up on him when he does say something not so bright, but when he doesn't it just doesn't work at all and is not funny. In fact it's rather painful. I extremely much doubt that is the objective of the show. Comedy is not normally trying to be funny every single second so these points where they're not doing that would actually make it better.
Ahh, I’m proper saddened that my bubble burst when it was pointed out to me that Ricky is actually a bully… Yes it’s comedy, but his style is nasty when you watch him bullying Karl, that poor guy he was on tour with, AND I nearly forgot, HIS WOMAN… I will undoubtedly get trolled for this, but I’ve been a RG fan since before the Office when he was not hugely known, but now I see him as quite a nasty bloke. Seems very bitter and mocking ANYTHING VULNERABLE and then laughing at his own jokes etc is kinda passive aggressive … Shame
When Karl says ‘how would I know which one I was?’ to the clone question it’s incredible because not only is it an insane first question to ask but it’s also sort of true - if you cloned yourself- you wouldn’t know if you’d just appeared because the clone also thinks it’s just cloned itself
Mental innit?
Don't talk shite twice.
Play a record!!
@@mammamia4636 clone would have your memories
@@mammamia4636 we cant presume that we know the process though. It could be that you’re put to sleep for it and then told that when you woke up that one of you were clones. You’d not know if you were the clone or not
3:42:47 I love how effortless and organic the little singsong riff is between Ricky and Steve as soon as Karl says "tingin' its way up the tube". Illustrates just how well their comedy gelled.
Could eat a knob at night.
That's just being British it's a generational thing.
@ I’m British and can attest. Especially when you have the same sense of humour as your friends.
humanity peaked in karl pilkington
As me or as a worm 🪱 😂😂 that has to be the greatest thing ever said by a human being in my lifetime 😂😂
😂😂😂
I heard somewhere that if your leg is chopped off and you get phantom itches in it, you can put a mirror on the inside of your other leg, and scratching your leg, your brain takes that as you scratching your itch.
The part where he was talking about a machine where you could feel someone's illness/pain was actually part of an episode of Black Mirror. Karl was ahead of his time.
You’re right! Actually there’s quite a bit of overlap with black mirror
Charlie Brooker must have been listening to the podcast
Half 5 and you can't sleep dunno what I'd do without this drivel lol
Karl’s poetry brings me so much joy
I love how the title says "Theories, Descriptions & Bollocks" because I then hear Gervais' voice saying "it's *all* shite!"
I'll never get over karl's age reversal serum idea
In the temple
my cats missing and im stressed the fuck out, and these compilations are so oddly comforting and nostalgic they are the only reason im able to sleep at all at the moment. thank you
Is your cat back now?
Hope you found your cat 😢
@@matthewwills1746 He is! He returned yesterday and i'm so happy
@@YouMissedAgainTimes32024 thank you, he came home and is ok :)
Glad he came home.😸
Fell asleep to this. They started talking about space travel or rather. I dreamt that I was on a space shuttle, in the top of a mast out into space. Didn't dare to look up into the stars. For some reason I'm more afraid of that than to look down when I'm high up. Because like it's not just "I'll fall to my death if I'd let go" - It's "If I'd let go I'll slowly drift for hours with nothing to grasp but certain, slow death"
There was no world cup in 1980 Ricky. Karl was right.
Ricky interrupts Karl. Constantly. Barely lets Karl get a word in. Let alone finish his point. Then gets mad and yells “right you’re talking shit. Explain yourself”
😂
The thing about the duality of perception - the “two yous” - is actually a really core concept of Hindu and Buddhist philosophy. Karl has put his finger on what Eastern religion claims (correctly, in my view) to be the core understanding of existence: that the eternal witness - the light behind the eyes - is distinct from the person and all of its trivial thoughts. The fact that Steve and Ricky laugh at this profound observation speaks volumes for how much wiser Karl is as a soul.
He’s still got a head like a fucking orange though.
🍊
many such cases in this podcast. ricky wanted to be the smart one on the podcast and he really annoys me sometimes
“This is not science, this is Pinocchio.”
Genius
1:36:10 Karl has stumbled across the realisation of pure awareness. We are not our thoughts, and in fact, our thoughts are not 'ours'. People in Eastern religions have realised this stretching back thousands of years, and it shows how asleep and ignorant Ricky and Steve can be with certain topics. Poor Karl doesn't realise what he's glimpsed at here.
When karl says about the old girl gets younger and they all laughed and said nah it can't happen. Well it does with immortal jelly fish
I’ll ask you again was it written in shit! 😂😂 had me crying that did
Time for the Karl again ... thanks
The 2 door question can be done even easier.
If the devil has to lie. You can ask it any question about objective reality. Like “are there two doors here” the answer is yes, but the devil will have to lie and say “no” whereas the angel will say yes because they can tell the truth.
Cheers for the upload
Cian McGuinness no problem! The pilko drivel is classic lockdown listening
@@Springleaf. indeed 🤣🤣
He's describing the film The 6th Day with Schwarzenegger
Galileo, don't talk to me about, science, pleeeeeeeeease, make me, television
3:34:31 so by that logic it would take ages for our feet to move because of the distance the signal has to travel from the brain. I wonder what the world would be like if Karl actually bothered to really properly think before he spoke.
Karl predicted AI...and thought it was sh!t
Traditional science!!!
I want to do dmt with karl
The old trope that southerners assume northeners are thick but everyone here is actually intelligent.
Karl teaching Ricky "science" is like a Sloth teaching a Usain Bolt how to run.
@@crispyrobot77 one has a degree in philosophy and the other one has an 'e' in gcse history.
But compared to Karl they're still Einstein lol
Ricky is hardly the Usain Bolt of science.. he thinks he is though lol
@crispyrobot77 trying to be funny is like finding a turd that doesn’t smell.
Within a year old being freed/getting loose, a pig will begin to grow hair and tusks, the next year it will be indistinguishable from a boar
4:08:45 does anyone know where i can find this part just by itself? its fucking hilarious
3:16:38
Maintain
It's a bit annoying they always laugh their heads off and try to pick apart anything Karl says, even when there's nothing wrong with it, which does actually happen sometimes.
Well, that's the whole premise of the show actually.
@@doylebohr1434 Really, where does it say that?
@loot6 I just said it. You can find lots of videos of all three of them explaining how they went about making their show. It's usually starts by trying to make Karl uncomfortable so he won't think before speaking, and fortunately for the listner, it's incredibly entertaining. And don't worry about Karl, he's told you not to many times as well.
@@doylebohr1434 You said it lol? Since you didn't create the show that's pretty meaningless. Your entire statement is based on what happens rather than anything actually saying that's what's supposed to happen. Karl is always guaranteed to say something different, interesting and more often than not, not too intelligent. It's funny when they pick up on him when he does say something not so bright, but when he doesn't it just doesn't work at all and is not funny. In fact it's rather painful.
I extremely much doubt that is the objective of the show. Comedy is not normally trying to be funny every single second so these points where they're not doing that would actually make it better.
@@loot6chill out it’s just the internet
Still annoys me how badly Ricky phrases that Heaven and Hell door problem
The answer is 1+1=
I would give anything to hear these three again talking rubbish
Do you think Ricky doesnt believe in a Creator or a spirtual world because he didnt become Bowie 2.0???
The oart where ricky says "a man cant have a baby" hes just nursing a semi. Haha
And averblast
The thumbnail is disturbing.. Ai i assume?
😂 nope! This was way before AI (or at least general public access to it)
Gervais comes across as a bully. Karl may have made a bit of money from it, but it's still bulling.
Nope not at all
He’s very arrogant and narcissistic
@@ellgreen9200don’t read to much into it it’s just friends make fun of each other calm down
He doesn’t want Karl to believe every s.ht he sees or reads. He really wants to teach Karl some stuff.
Karl can take it!
Bulling though
Hislop
Renounce
Ahh, I’m proper saddened that my bubble burst when it was pointed out to me that Ricky is actually a bully… Yes it’s comedy, but his style is nasty when you watch him bullying Karl, that poor guy he was on tour with, AND I nearly forgot, HIS WOMAN… I will undoubtedly get trolled for this, but I’ve been a RG fan since before the Office when he was not hugely known, but now I see him as quite a nasty bloke. Seems very bitter and mocking ANYTHING VULNERABLE and then laughing at his own jokes etc is kinda passive aggressive …
Shame
How has he bullied his woman?
If one can only lie and one can only tell the truth, you ask them what your name is. It's pretty basic Rick.
How would this solve the problem if you’ve never met the person before?
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Karl is scared of family trees!
He really is a strange little man 😲
Trump supporters make Karl look like a long-haired genius.
TDS alert lol
Fake news, i know karl hes a great guy, smart guy too
People come here to get away from this shit, please fuck off
Get off the roof, Biden lover
@EscapeFromDaSystem Karl is awesome. Hilariously funny. But he's not a smart guy. He has an IQ of 83.
2:34:50
Ask whats 2 + 2....?
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More gobbledygook
Wardrobe cheesecake
Sad.
Longest Rockbusters clue.
Nigel Kennedy.
The parents of those children are siblings
1:46:23