"acts the same" huh. If you call casual gameplay same as making clickbait title videos, pre-written internet drama rants and 10 minute long videos on topics that could be 1 minute then i don't know what is different in this world anymore.
This is from an amazon review........ "This is the most important game ever made. It raises questions that few others do, such as "aren't we all just racing against ourselves anyway?" and "what would the world be like without police?" and "Wouldn't it be wonderful to not have the laws of physics?" It also takes on very important metaphysical questions with a clarity reminiscent of Descartes: What can I actually know about the world around me? Can I really trust what my eyes are seeing? For example the use of bridges in the game; are they really there or are they an illusion? If I choose one of the five available trucks will it work or is it only the illusion of a truck? There is so much hidden depth to this game that many, many reviewers are totally missing when they blindly criticize its meager graphics, dysfunctional AI, and total lack of audio. These are merely surface issues. The heart and soul of the game is the valuable critique it offers of reality. If you want to expand your mind and wisdom, buy this game. It will broaden your horizons and teach you to view the world in profound new ways."
Plot twist: you are a ghost hence why you can go through everything and the reason why the opponent doesn't move is because he can't see you and is waiting for his opponent to show up
"So astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published." - Gamespot
Today I learned that in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, the maximum speed that a truck going in reverse can attain is 12.3 Undecillion miles per hour. That's 10^36 MPH, or 18.3 Octillion times the speed of light. At a certain point, the distance traveled as noted by the odometer changes to 1.$ and upon reaching 12.3 Undecillion MPH, the speed also changes to 1.$ and all checkpoints turn green, instantly winning the race. Assuming the observable universe as a sphere with diameter of 92 billion lightyears, that means that this truck travelling at maximum speed could traverse the diameter of the observable universe in under 160 picoseconds. At that point, the kinetic energy contained within the truck would be equivalent to the energy released by a quasar if compressed over one hundred Nonillion years (10^32 years) of uniform production. That means that if you were hit by this truck, it would be like every atom in your body being shot with an individual supermassive black hole cannon fourteen thousand times over (fuzzy calculations there due to probable failure to transmit 100% of the energy to your body, but I have an unknown number of orders in leeway due to calculating energy by the fucking year). I think I have a new favorite godkiller scenario. Hell, at this point I think that this truck is my new favorite superhero. Think about it: in the canon of Big Rigs, the truck (who I will from now on refer to as an anthropomorphous vehicle-themed superhero named Big Rig) has feats rivaling top-tier superheroes: - phasing through literally any obstacle, no matter the density or size. Nothing physical can harm him. - extreme kinetic manipulation, retaining speed no matter how quickly he alters direction, which is instantly. - able to travel so fast that he ascends to godhood and becomes the entire universe, being everywhere and nowhere at the same time. - able to easily withstand the forces of travel at speeds many -illions of times the speed of light and the accretion of the mass of many -illions of times the mass of supermassive black holes - if he were to hit something, he would likely explode the entire universe out of existence I am now officially in the Big Rig fandom. I want to read a Big Rig comic series. I would go out and buy those fucking comics. Thank you based Big Rig.
beefcurtainz69 But then again most of the people bitching about how "bad" they are usually just hopped on the bandwagon to hate them, or just bad at them.
Hearing 16 year old Charlie again is a spiritual experience, been on this channel since the MW2 fun tactics, thanks for the years and not getting political or selling yourself out man
AVGN: Engines equipped with Quantum-phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects so as not to interrupt the racing experience, nothing stands in your way when you're in Big Rigs! Rear spinning tires with warp drive velocity for interdimensional exploring, leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!
This is the first video of yours I've ever seen. Been really Fucking depressed/suicidal lately. Just been watching your videos the past few days. You make all the problems go away for the duration of the video. I owe you my life man thank you so much for your content
I know how you feel. I deal with suicidal thoughts/tendencies and severe depression every single day. It's hard,but just as long as you try your best to stay strong and find something to help give you a reason to go on,then you can pull through. Hang in there. I hope you feel better soon.
For some reason, even though this isn't Cr1t's best video, it's the only one I can watch over and over and still have the whole video go by in what feels like a minute or two.
puny74 Nah, it was really only their lead programmer, who went on to start development of The War Z. The other guys went on to never make another game. I guess there is *some* justice in this world.
Sir Tanky I wish I did. From what I understand (at least, from what's in the credits,) they actually had two programmers. And four 3d artists, as well. Not that it made any difference.
capthowitzer All we have to show for it is their word, and their word didn't mean shit when it came to The War Z so I'd say somebody did more work than the other.
My stomach hurt so much while I was watching this video, props to you for cheering me up haha. Keep on making hilarious videos! Love your commentaries.
I think this is one of the first videos I've ever seen from Charlie. I was like 14 and my high school buddy had bought this game and showed me this video.
i think it deserves at least 30 because purely on comedic value it's more entertaining than 90 percent of videogames that exist. If only for 30 seconds.
Literally grew up with the entertainment of this man. Never thought there would be a day I would see what he looks like, and honestly looks exactly how I'd imagine xD
This is the funniest video i have ever watched, laughed so hard in a long while, came from his 5 worst games of 2023 and it's just hilarious like i spat out my food snd my ribs hurt from laughing this much. Legend still the same years later.
The funny part when you race against the other truck is that your opponent never moves. He just stands on the beginning throughout the entire race. So, it's not possible to lose in this one.
I like how over all these years, he still sounds and acts the exact same but with a better mic
naw you can kind of hear him forcing his voice to be a bit deeper
@@David-tr2zs yeah definitely
"acts the same" huh. If you call casual gameplay same as making clickbait title videos, pre-written internet drama rants and 10 minute long videos on topics that could be 1 minute then i don't know what is different in this world anymore.
@@sauceman3672 talk about being a dramatic ass
@@oozly9291 There will always be white knight fans protecting everyone and everything, i was just telling the facts, no need to get mad :)
Silky smooth cinematic 5 fps.
No, it's precisely 5. Tune your internal clock before you talk shit.
Wizbone a couple hundred likes but only 2 replies..
how?
space dolphins corp. Because there is nothing to say, it's a perfect comment, what is there to discuss or criticize?
It gives you the console experience
@@aklimaron7398 this is the pc experience
This is from an amazon review........
"This is the most important game ever made. It raises questions that few others do, such as "aren't we all just racing against ourselves anyway?" and "what would the world be like without police?" and "Wouldn't it be wonderful to not have the laws of physics?" It also takes on very important metaphysical questions with a clarity reminiscent of Descartes: What can I actually know about the world around me? Can I really trust what my eyes are seeing?
For example the use of bridges in the game; are they really there or are they an illusion? If I choose one of the five available trucks will it work or is it only the illusion of a truck? There is so much hidden depth to this game that many, many reviewers are totally missing when they blindly criticize its meager graphics, dysfunctional AI, and total lack of audio. These are merely surface issues. The heart and soul of the game is the valuable critique it offers of reality.
If you want to expand your mind and wisdom, buy this game. It will broaden your horizons and teach you to view the world in profound new ways."
I want to buy that person a beer!
That's brilliant :D
Did I just get high?
I hope this is a troll comment. I really do.
@@reconon im pretty sure it was critikal who wrote it
My friend gave me this game as a gift. We are no longer friends
Zerker161 Best comment on here so far...
Plot twist: You asked her out
Zerker161 seriously he got you this game!?!?!?!?
Lol
this game is a gift from god himself
10/10 "Like Skyrim with trucks" -IGN
"You can really feel like you're actually racing the truck"
11/10
You you know by yours truly
10/10 “It’s a very souls like game” -IGN
Don't lump Skyrim with this shit😂
11/10 "Runs smoother than butter"
y
Forget Doom. This game is the most accurate depiction of hell in gaming.
4 years
@@dorian4191 Yep. What's so weird about that?
@@UltimatePerfection just sayin
@@dorian4191 mista intensifies
I've played this game and it's not that laggy and it's running better than what shown in this video.
Maybe this dude's PC is broken.
They call it "Big Rigs" because the game is rigged, big time.
Dismantled nO way
How can it be rigged though when no matter what, you're winner?
From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck...
The game was rigged from the start
It’s rigged against the other truck
Plot twist: you are a ghost hence why you can go through everything and the reason why the opponent doesn't move is because he can't see you and is waiting for his opponent to show up
cringeybydefault deep
nice Tokyo Ghoul pic
Also why you can escape the stage.
This is the greatest plot of All Time.
What about the crashed helicopter you somewhat hit, which AVGN showed in his Big Rigs review?
"So astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published." - Gamespot
+FIREFOX NETWORK Or hipster/4 stars because it's gamespot afterall.
+Neutrality! Lmao so true
Faint still better racing than GTA online races
Isn't this that game where if you go in reverse you can travel at over 1 octillion times the speed of light?
Matt Enste yeah
calzone jones yeh
Yah
Yeeha
Did you comment before watching the video?
Today I learned that in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, the maximum speed that a truck going in reverse can attain is 12.3 Undecillion miles per hour. That's 10^36 MPH, or 18.3 Octillion times the speed of light.
At a certain point, the distance traveled as noted by the odometer changes to 1.$ and upon reaching 12.3 Undecillion MPH, the speed also changes to 1.$ and all checkpoints turn green, instantly winning the race.
Assuming the observable universe as a sphere with diameter of 92 billion lightyears, that means that this truck travelling at maximum speed could traverse the diameter of the observable universe in under 160 picoseconds. At that point, the kinetic energy contained within the truck would be equivalent to the energy released by a quasar if compressed over one hundred Nonillion years (10^32 years) of uniform production. That means that if you were hit by this truck, it would be like every atom in your body being shot with an individual supermassive black hole cannon fourteen thousand times over (fuzzy calculations there due to probable failure to transmit 100% of the energy to your body, but I have an unknown number of orders in leeway due to calculating energy by the fucking year).
I think I have a new favorite godkiller scenario. Hell, at this point I think that this truck is my new favorite superhero. Think about it: in the canon of Big Rigs, the truck (who I will from now on refer to as an anthropomorphous vehicle-themed superhero named Big Rig) has feats rivaling top-tier superheroes:
- phasing through literally any obstacle, no matter the density or size. Nothing physical can harm him.
- extreme kinetic manipulation, retaining speed no matter how quickly he alters direction, which is instantly.
- able to travel so fast that he ascends to godhood and becomes the entire universe, being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
- able to easily withstand the forces of travel at speeds many -illions of times the speed of light and the accretion of the mass of many -illions of times the mass of supermassive black holes
- if he were to hit something, he would likely explode the entire universe out of existence
I am now officially in the Big Rig fandom. I want to read a Big Rig comic series. I would go out and buy those fucking comics. Thank you based Big Rig.
Wrong, i managed 13.1
Science, physics
I read this before on AVGN's video
@@IntensePeppers from me? lol
@@jazzabighits4473 No, I just checked and it's from an account called juaxox
And still bigger maps than Call of Duty.
The Truth!!
Are call of duty considered bad games? What's the story on them? I keep hearing ppl talk about them in a bad way lol.
beefcurtainz69 The community is cancerous the maps are small it's horribly balanced and they have shit graphics.
Oh ok. I hear a lot of ppl hating on it but yet I thought it was a good game because of its popularity. Thanks for the info!!
beefcurtainz69
But then again most of the people bitching about how "bad" they are usually just hopped on the bandwagon to hate them, or just bad at them.
Literally here cause he mentioned it in his new “kong game article video”. Looking through these comments though is like a time capsule.
i remember when this video came out.. i was in elementary school.
@@soren_prod bro its been so long
You're winner, Cr1TiKaL
Alec Incremona no u
+Alec Incremona fat
@@dronz3881 yes
im here again, 9 years later during quarantine, because i remembered this gem. it feels weird being back in this comment section
Shout outs to the old school Critikal fan base
Ya!
Hey this game is still only $44.99 !!
I didn't believe you, so I looked it up, and it actually is. The Amazon reviews for this are fucking hilarious.
XD is it really? Hahaha
Whaaaaaaat?
You can still BUY it?
This game is worth infinitely more than that. as the number one review on amazon states, this game is a metaphor for our own empty existence.
"We have achieved. Solace." The funniest shit. That line is where I lose it.
I'm your 100th liker here & bye.
Me: mom I want mario kart
Mom: we already have mario kart at home
Mario kart at home:
*Super mayro krat*
*_Exists_*
Hearing 16 year old Charlie again is a spiritual experience, been on this channel since the MW2 fun tactics, thanks for the years and not getting political or selling yourself out man
"You're winner. Thanks yoda" I fucking pissed myself at that point
WHY
Piss on me instead (consensually of course)
Oh the bright side, it _is_ *over the road* racing XD
Medachod and off the road too
Do you know what happens when you reverse in this game?
Joshua Sim divide by zero?
***** no you go like 899999999 mph
***** I'm serious
Still better racing than GTA 5
I was.Jesus -_-
Douglas James Or was I? >:)
JJ Happy birthday Jesus!
You are Jesus?
***** Yes I've always wanted that award. You have won the won the award of being the dumbass to not understand sarcasm
Bros voice hasnt changed in 13 years
Watching this after Charlie’s rant about GameMill. He’s probably the only man I know who somehow managed to hit reverse puberty.
I miss his old videos, this video still makes me laugh with all his hilarious metaphors and sarcasm. I hope he starts making videos like this again.
Me too
Your comment is over a decade old. What “old” videos are you talking about lol
@@samyprostar his channel is older than that! No idea what I was talking about though, but I still watch today
@@wolfshozzer that’s tuff bro you’ve been watching him since day 1
@@Halamadridynadamashalamadrid why is that tough?
Blast from the past from his new video.
AVGN: Engines equipped with Quantum-phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects so as not to interrupt the racing experience, nothing stands in your way when you're in Big Rigs!
Rear spinning tires with warp drive velocity for interdimensional exploring, leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!
Charlie plugged this old video in one of his recent videos and I came right to the video like a sucker.
DRIVIN' AROUND IN FUCKIN' TRUCKS!
*BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOOOOOOOTHAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKIN' RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!*
the company must be so lazy to make a game like this
"Eh lets just slap together a game with like 10 lines of coding."
Tiber Septim "OH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A GREAT IDEA! GIVE THIS MAN A PROMOTION!!!"
Seriously, how did this garbage even get released in the first place?!
BulletZapper46 apparently it was given to Ukraine at some point.
Yes Avgn
"We have achieved Solace" I'm fucking done.
YOU'RE WINNER !I cant believe 2003 even happened. it just feels so weird
Watching this after moist mentioned it on his worst games of the year video
2023 to be specific
gamemill really started to take off here
wow, was this made by ubisoft?
Too many frames per second for ubisoft.
Ubisoft would release a version with one track and one truck as a standalone game for 70 bucks and do this every year.
Jahavad ubisoft, goobisoft, boobisoft, boobs are soft
Jahavad nope bethesda
Jahavad no, EA made it
This is the first video of yours I've ever seen. Been really Fucking depressed/suicidal lately. Just been watching your videos the past few days. You make all the problems go away for the duration of the video. I owe you my life man thank you so much for your content
I'm glad you're alive
Let's be friends and talk.
You're Winner
I know how you feel. I deal with suicidal thoughts/tendencies and severe depression every single day. It's hard,but just as long as you try your best to stay strong and find something to help give you a reason to go on,then you can pull through. Hang in there. I hope you feel better soon.
Cat Man take some fucking Xanax man go to the doctor
"This game looks like something I could design with a spoon and semen... this game is bullshit"
I died.
Fuzzy 'Elektro Shokk' Believe it or not this game has a very miniscule amount of programming.
I'm so glad he mentioned this in a recent video. It was absolutely incredible viewing at the time while off my tits on weed.
I can’t believe it’s been 12 years. I still remember laughing my ass off when this was first uploaded. Man how time flies
you can go faster in reverse
go through buildings
etc
plus going up a 90 degree hill
#1 logic
And you can go 12.3 undecillion mph in reverse!
Lol Lolz #Tru
It's worth it...
you can go up 90 degrees hills in Skyrim, when U mount a horse.
Came here from the King Kong video. All hail monotone Charles!
For some reason, even though this isn't Cr1t's best video, it's the only one I can watch over and over and still have the whole video go by in what feels like a minute or two.
I once searched for "big rigs gameplay". it was the best thing that happened in my life
I just came from the King Kong game video and I’m crying laughing at how bad this is
Gang gang lmao
As did I.
This makes even that game look decent.
"I could make a better game than this with semen and a spoon."
I died.
That sounds like some beautiful semen. >u>
Who needs LEGOs when you can bring your imaginations to life with semen?
Glad to see games have somehow looped back to this great era of gaming history
To be fair, it was a very compelling slideshow
this game looks great should i trade my ps4 for it ?? help me out people
Maegan Sandoval what? you haven't done that yet? what kind of question is this? OF COURSE you've got to trade a PS4 for this, stupid moron!
jk
They actually made a sequel to this game where you actually crash into objects and the AI is insanely smart. Honestly nowhere near as fun.
I'm here after he mentioned it in his new video.
this is by far my favorite video that captain moist has ever posted. 10 years later and I'm watching this again laughing my ass off.
Here after the new vid😭, had to see what this is
Same
I still can't believe these guys made The War Z. They shouldn't get to fuck up a second game after this travesty.
Wait, THESE guys did The War Z?
Shit, that explains everything
puny74 Nah, it was really only their lead programmer, who went on to start development of The War Z.
The other guys went on to never make another game. I guess there is *some* justice in this world.
capthowitzer You're implying this pile of shit had more than one programmer. I think you overestimate them my friend.
Sir Tanky I wish I did. From what I understand (at least, from what's in the credits,) they actually had two programmers. And four 3d artists, as well.
Not that it made any difference.
capthowitzer All we have to show for it is their word, and their word didn't mean shit when it came to The War Z so I'd say somebody did more work than the other.
This is the only game critikal has had genuine shit for.
YEP MATEY
This brings me back to a simpler time, commentary is gold and always has been
Pov you came from the kong video
Fax
Charlie's playing 3d chess getting new views on old videos.
get a job
@@Cleanszn 🤡
I was not replying to you@@DodongoManoof
Better than cyberpunk 2077
Why was I suddenly blessed with this decade old gem
Well well well, never thought this video would be relevant again after all this time but here we are
My stomach hurt so much while I was watching this video, props to you for cheering me up haha. Keep on making hilarious videos! Love your commentaries.
“No one can do what Billie Eilish did at 16”
Charlie at 16:
Who’s come back in 2022?
Me my brother
Watching older moistcritikal vids and watching him turn into AVGN the further I go back lol 😂
Anybody else watching because he referenced this game in the new video?
This game gives me a profound new appreciation for Cyberpunk 2077.
Keep reversing, go back and time and get your money back.
I think this is one of the first videos I've ever seen from Charlie. I was like 14 and my high school buddy had bought this game and showed me this video.
Hey kids, strap yourself in with some action packed racing! It’s Big Rigs!
Watching this 13 years later after he mentioned this in his worst games of 2023 video
i think it deserves at least 30 because purely on comedic value it's more entertaining than 90 percent of videogames that exist. If only for 30 seconds.
I feel like I’m the only person to come here in 5 years
You aren't the only one
We still watching this master piece
Yep
I recently discovered this. Its fucking amazing
King Kong actually good game
After 6 years this still maybe the best video on TH-cam
Here from the kong video
This game should be called:
"Bug Rigs: Over the Glitch Racing".
Literally grew up with the entertainment of this man. Never thought there would be a day I would see what he looks like, and honestly looks exactly how I'd imagine xD
This footage runs like a PowerPoint presentation.
5 fps lol
I like how when he reversed, the speedometer started to spin around
I love how u can keep coming back to this video and it just keeps getting better
Who’s here after the mention of this game on the worst video games of the year video😂
If 2020 was a racing game...
this is my favorite of your old videos, just because of the unexpectedness of what happened within. Thank you for being here my friend
Big Rigs 2; coming in Q1 2016. Go read about it.
Hahaha...It did in my dreams.
Seeing this now makes so much sense with the release of the Kong game. Lol
This is the funniest video i have ever watched, laughed so hard in a long while, came from his 5 worst games of 2023 and it's just hilarious like i spat out my food snd my ribs hurt from laughing this much. Legend still the same years later.
The funny part when you race against the other truck is that your opponent never moves. He just stands on the beginning throughout the entire race. So, it's not possible to lose in this one.
Fun fact: you’re here from his “worst publisher ever” video
This reminded me so much of Angry Video Game Nerd. 😭😭
Driving reverse = time warp.... genius
This is like Skyrim with Trucks! -ING.
Charlie was soo funny with these old gameplay videos.. wish he still done them regularly
YOU'RE WINNER
Still better than Infinite Warfare.
12 years ago? Charlie been on that sigma grind set
Not yourself? Just grab a snickers! Puff and Big Rigs became Forza.
Still better than The Culling
Bro left the map, broke the sounds barrier in reverse, and his appointment hasn’t left start
Oh there's the opponent he's haulin ass, he's made progress.
Who is here after Charlie’s Worst Games of the Year video today?
I bought my dad one of those foot cleaner things for Christmas one year... he actually wanted it for Christmas.
Warning: Do not eat food while watching this video.
challenge accepted
I just did it. It makes the jelly sausage biscuit so much sweeter.
Ate dinner, didn't care.
I’m eating popcorn right now XD