I watched a friend of mine play one of the editions that had the larger item selection. His son Timmy abandoned the wagon... and took two grandfather clocks with him. "CURSE YOU TIMMY, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU BECOME A CIRCUS STRONGMAN!!!"
Oregon Trail 2: "What, isn't an oxen like 8 feet tall?" Oregon Trail 3: "Isn't the standard oxen like 20 feet tall?" Oregon Trail 4: "How tall is the standard oxen, like, 300 feet tall?"
"It's a little hard to get food when you have the NBA's best defense playing for the animals!" So help me I am seriously laughing so hard right now and I can't stop
@Lucien just because it's random and uses words like dildo and turd nipple nugget is just childish af, I understand Charlie's humor and I love the guy but the fact people find it gut wrenchingly funny is over exaggerated, just because it's random doesn't make it funny.
@Lucien you literally have repeated yourself twice now with no effort to even back up exactly what youre saying, its 6:30 am shouldn't your ass be going to school or something? Sit down kid.
"This is just getting absolutely absurd he now only has one usable limb; he's broken one arm and two legs, taken three wheels with him." Man I swear I am crying!!!
11:15 The idea that Asshole was in fact working for Fort Hall the entire time made me actually burst out laughing and I hope my roommate didn't hear me/wake up.
I first watched this in middle school as a "tutorial" of sorts, and that was my first exposure to Cr1tikal. I had no idea what was down the road. And the Battle of Little Big Bullshit followed by Asshole's betrayal is still timeless.
My husband and I played this game on the hardest difficulty just to see how far we’ll get. Two party members got sick and never got better, but it was a pretty steady journey otherwise. On the last leg of the journey as we are traversing the river, we hit a rock and lose almost everything except a few changes of clothes and food. Then we hit another rock and then lost everything else had left. It was bittersweet. We made it to oregon, but at the cost of losing the entire family and remaining supplies on the last leg of the journey.
Cr1t1kal: “I’m just gonna go with this dude’s recommendations.” Matt the Store Owner: “I recommend you take at least 200 pounds of food for each person in your family. I see that you have 5 people in all. How many pounds of food do you want?” Cr1t1kal: 300 pounds. Me: “Ummmmmmm...”
Cr1tiKal, I'm proud to say I've been with you every step of the way on your two year adventure, and may I just say that seeing you finally, after so many lost souls and so much heartache, make it to the promised land. Congrats my dude, and live it up, you've earned it
Back in highschool when my history teacher was talking about this+the game, so I told him I had the best educational video of the game, to play in class.. he let me play this entire video. He loved it.
Even through "I think this women's titties are exposed. It seems like there are nipples on the end of those titties but it could just be the dress, I'm not sure..."?
"I really like the way this oxen moves at a gruelling pace. It's like watching an animal cracker on a treadmill" That shouldn't have been as funny as it was.
@@greenknight8668 Fair but you have to watch Kiffness do his Husky remix its unreal. also Julian Smith is top shelf but I will investigate this person you speak of. Link please
I can't tell you how many time milk came out of my nose but when you said these mountains are not blue but snow and milk I lost it. Hilarious gameplay.
currently playing the new oregon trail and decided to look up some gameplay, watching this video many years later and i can’t stop laughing, thank u for this.
What were the chances that the party member named "Asshole" was the one who would cause the most problems.
1 in 5
Not really, the distribution of problems among the characters could result equally, making the chances a little more complicated than simply 1 in 5.
Baxtab13 sooo...1/3??? Nah just kidding I get what your saying
Baxtab13 I completely understand your logic. The answer is 5 in 1.
The laws of Narrative Causality dictate that the odds were exactly one in a million, which - as we all know - is a sure thing 9 times out of 10.
*Asshole has died*
"That's actually the best thing that could've happened for this journey."
ICanHasComments that made me laugh.
About time
@@shibainu492 but why did he throw himself into quicksand?
*Who knew Asshole could be such an asshole?*
I lost it when he said that
*extreme monotone voice* I have never been this happy.
+Erin Lewis Oregon Trail, starring Droopy the dog.
yes. yes. i have never been this happy.
That's how I'm going to be on my next birthday.
Eriplane way to steal the top comment
Craig Tucker?
@@marshawnlunch6762 yeah exactly
"Yes. Yes. I have never been this happy." Said Cr1tiKaL in the most monotone voice ever.
Such happiness in his voice, it's a joy.
This is the greatest demonstration of happiness of All Time.
69th like. I have never been this happy.
69 likes.
That part still makes my day
Played this for 5 minutes. 30 seconds on the trail, a thief stole all 6 of my oxen. GG
hate when that happens
I watched a friend of mine play one of the editions that had the larger item selection.
His son Timmy abandoned the wagon... and took two grandfather clocks with him.
"CURSE YOU TIMMY, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU BECOME A CIRCUS STRONGMAN!!!"
Once when I JUST started on the trail, one of my family members got sick.
Like, seriously?
Caprica I completed it first time. I'm now on the Leaderboard.
Caprica hahahahahahahaah GG
Oregon Trail 2: "What, isn't an oxen like 8 feet tall?"
Oregon Trail 3: "Isn't the standard oxen like 20 feet tall?"
Oregon Trail 4: "How tall is the standard oxen, like, 300 feet tall?"
Garrett Smith 2011 called, they want their emoticons back
Ecks dee dee dee
Attack on Oxen
Evolution, ladies and gentlemen
Continuity at its best
I fucking lost it at the "Is he telling us to jump off that cliff?"
same
4 years later, I laughed at the same part and came to the comments to see if anyone else did
10:23
Shoots 101 pounds. carries back 100 pounds. I mean, the whole bear was obviously too heavy, but after cutting off it's tail it's light as a feather.
@Roger Dodger But it wasn't 101 pounds in total. It's a bear. It had 101 pounds of meat.
I mean...if you're gonna carry back 100 pounds...is 1 more pound really enough to break the camel's back?
@@failinginamerica it was indeed the straw
@Jeffro Lans Did you assume the bear's gender? Rookie mistake
@Jeffro Lans I hope the LGbearT community forgives you
"Yes.
Yes.
I have never been this happy."
Shad base fan I see?
XD
Monotone voice intensifies
***** Oh, the usual. Fucking rich men... Causing nightmares...
PLEASE DONT BRING SHAD HERE. OH GOD NO
how in the hell do 2 oxen drowned in 3ft of water? especially cr1kital's 300ft tall oxen.
Rick Liska Asshole drowned them.
I'm 2 years late, but the mystery is finally solved.
Aaron Patterson I’m early and he dropped out
@@mxb3ar69 im 9 months late but Biden won
the water used domain expansion
How in the WORLD did someone drown crossing a river that was 3.7 feet deep while in a wagon?
Asshole held him underwater
@@nhuiskens99 Because he kept s***ing everywhere
Because your wagon is about 2.5 feet tall I think don’t quote me on that
@@uranus7121 the average human is like 5 to 6 feet
it not real g
"It's a little hard to get food when you have the NBA's best defense playing for the animals!"
So help me I am seriously laughing so hard right now and I can't stop
"just walk into the bullet"
"am i controlling an oscillating dildo??"
Not really that funny but, okay
@Lucien humor can be subjectively wrong and in bad taste regardless.
@Lucien just because it's random and uses words like dildo and turd nipple nugget is just childish af, I understand Charlie's humor and I love the guy but the fact people find it gut wrenchingly funny is over exaggerated, just because it's random doesn't make it funny.
@Lucien you literally have repeated yourself twice now with no effort to even back up exactly what youre saying, its 6:30 am shouldn't your ass be going to school or something?
Sit down kid.
Ok, this is getting suspicious. Last Oregon Trail attempt had the wagon explode on september 11th. Now it explodes at 9:11
lol it happened on 16:36 on the 3rd attempt now 9:11 ???
Xqwzts Oh my god
LoanlyBastard yea but if you add 1+6 and 3+6 you get 16. Swap places 61 flip the 6 upside down 91...then add a one at the end 911.....😶🧐
Cr1tiKal did 9/11
9 11 CONSTANT MAN
"I'm just gonna go with this guy's recommendations because I don't have a strategy... FUCKIN' THREE YOKES, ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"This is just getting absolutely absurd he now only has one usable limb; he's broken one arm and two legs, taken three wheels with him." Man I swear I am crying!!!
"I have never been this happy" in complete monotone must be the best line ever.
8 years
"The battle of Little Big bullshit" lmfao
Deverey1 Hey, that's a nice profile picture.
Xqwzts Same to you.
Deverey1 both of your. Comments are right next to each other too.
@@odsttrooper3724 RIP Rookie
@@shiveshsingh3169 lol
I like how oxen have gone from 20 to 300 feet tall
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9:27 "It's a town run by deer- they're very protective of their land."
How does he come up with this stuff?!?! XD
+Grrrizzly ^very true
"The battle of little big bullshit."
he is a god of comedy
He has the gift of gab.
ander the mander wait
......
What
"I'm not sure why Captain Falcon is riding a horse."
11:15 The idea that Asshole was in fact working for Fort Hall the entire time made me actually burst out laughing and I hope my roommate didn't hear me/wake up.
do you still live with your roommate, its been 6 years, that is a very long time
@@lt.ratattack5174true
The sence of humor in this guy and watching a old school game gave me a good laugh thank you I needed that. 😂😂
The magic of charlie, the dryest and worst humor that somehow makes you laugh
lol, your sneeze broke the axle!
XD
*S N E E Z E*
That sneeze.
I like that the wagon broke immediately after. that's a hell of a sneeze
Metal Mettias Both his sneeze and the coincidence of how the wagon axle broke after is hilarious.
*_snez_*
You can hear the need for a tissue
Thank you
"Yes. Yes. I have never been this happy."
...Yeah, I can hear that.
"You are low on water" 2 steps later *wagon is fucking set ablaze* 😂
AllHypedUy frickity frack what's in the sack
I first watched this in middle school as a "tutorial" of sorts, and that was my first exposure to Cr1tikal. I had no idea what was down the road. And the Battle of Little Big Bullshit followed by Asshole's betrayal is still timeless.
"Is he telling us to jump off that cliff?"
I have officially lost my sides in another nation
This is the greatest sneeze of All Time
"Bottled piss isn't exactly in high demand..."
Clearly you've never heard of Mann Co.
You dare correct Cr!tikal?
Dont forget vintage piss, strange piss, festive piss, strange festive piss, and collectors piss.
Dont know about that...
Put these guys up with the Sniper, problem solved.
"If you have a problem with our fine line of products; you can take it up with me!" - Saxton Hale - CEO, Australian
Son: Why is my brother's name ThankYou?
Dad: She was very generous.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Shitting.
Underrated
"Funny quote from the video that I deserve no credit for"
Anonimoose A. That sums of at least 15 percent of the comments on any of his videos
@@generictoasterstroodle1080 15% only?
Thomas mihai Maybe clocking 20-30%
*_Unfunny Response_*
@@tidepodpadthai2633 r/wooooosh ecks dee
I lost my shit when he said battle of little big bullshit
My first video of his. I could not have found a better one to pop my cr1tiKal cherry.
beautiful
Yeah same
I found a crt1kal fan page on Ifunny and decided to investigate
Famous last words: "Maybe Fort Hall's a little more welcoming..." 9:05
This is the real try not to laugh test
Just like every cr1tikal video?
*APRIL 17, 2013*
This day marks an important moment in history.
12:03 _PENGUINZ0 FUCKING SNEEZED_
I love coming back to these old videos so many years later. Charlie still havin me cryin laughin
I had tears running down my face from laughing so much watching this.
"I WILL NOT PAY A TOLL. WE'VE ALREADY PAYED WITH THE DEATH OF SHIT AND THANK YOU." haha this dude is hilarious!
10:22 died when he said "is she telling us to jump off that cliff"
"Battle of little big bullshit." Holy shit I'n dyi...
Criticals Oregon trail vids are my favorite. So many good lines. Upset crit is hilarious
Every year I return to watch these classics
*Monotone voice* I have never been this happy. XD
"DID FORT HALL JUST SHOOT US WITH A CANNON" IM CRYINGG
The Oregon Trail is a masterpiece and a solidly fun game to play. It was revolutionary in its time and still has a major nostalgia following.
I imagine someone making an animation of this and having his sneeze break the axle.
I have watched this man's videos since 2010 and I have not stopped. Much love from Hawaii.
"Yes. Yes. I have never been this happy."
Dumbledore asked calmly
"Bottles the piss, and sells the piss" - Critikal.
He was trying ahead of his time with the Belle Delphine memes 😂
Best Critikal video in my opinion. Laughed so hard the first time I saw it.
My husband and I played this game on the hardest difficulty just to see how far we’ll get. Two party members got sick and never got better, but it was a pretty steady journey otherwise.
On the last leg of the journey as we are traversing the river, we hit a rock and lose almost everything except a few changes of clothes and food. Then we hit another rock and then lost everything else had left.
It was bittersweet. We made it to oregon, but at the cost of losing the entire family and remaining supplies on the last leg of the journey.
My sides don't exist anymore.
Mine are in the lithosphere because I shit them out.
I think you people need to go to a hospital like god damn.
12:08 Charlie just shot a cannon into his mic
I watch cr1tikal's videos whenever I'm on the toilet.
+IronTomato lol
How am I supposed to feel about this lol
I'm so horny lol
That one dude lol
Watching this in class and I have to hold back laughing so hard
Cr1t1kal: “I’m just gonna go with this dude’s recommendations.”
Matt the Store Owner: “I recommend you take at least 200 pounds of food for each person in your family. I see that you have 5 people in all.
How many pounds of food do you want?”
Cr1t1kal: 300 pounds.
Me: “Ummmmmmm...”
15:04 damn I've never heard such enthusiasm
I love that after all these years, charlie hasn’t changed at all
Cr1tiKal, I'm proud to say I've been with you every step of the way on your two year adventure, and may I just say that seeing you finally, after so many lost souls and so much heartache, make it to the promised land. Congrats my dude, and live it up, you've earned it
how the fuck do you drown in 3.7 feet of water?
8:22 -- Man, that one extra pound must've been MURDER.
9:06 "Maybe Fort Hall is s little more welcoming…"
"Hold on we'll get water in a sec-" **Asshole lights a match**
So I've come to the conclusion this is not the video I'll be showing my grandkids to explain the epic Oregon Trail game. Lol
Absolutely hilarious. It's been a while since I've had a laugh like that
You can just hear the excitement in his voice when he says "I have never been this happy."
I was playing this in class and my wagon caught fire 7 times in 200 miles.
One of your party member works for Fort Hall
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 What are you doing here? The movies over.
Back in highschool when my history teacher was talking about this+the game, so I told him I had the best educational video of the game, to play in class.. he let me play this entire video. He loved it.
Even through "I think this women's titties are exposed. It seems like there are nipples on the end of those titties but it could just be the dress, I'm not sure..."?
15:09 is the moment we all have been waiting for
Holy shit, the baby in the wagon at the beginning is the fifth Regi golem from pokemon.
Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, and Regibaby.
"Inadequate grass"
"Inadequate grass"
"Inadequate grass"
"Little water"
"Your son died of dysentry"
Binge watching Cr1tikal for the day.
every day tbh
"I really like the way this oxen moves at a gruelling pace. It's like watching an animal cracker on a treadmill"
That shouldn't have been as funny as it was.
I laughed like a fool watching this!! Thanks you freaking rock and make so much great stuff 👍
This guys health was poor throughout the entire adventure, and he still won.
Someone please animate this entire thing... And The Battle of reference killed me, as well as 5:54
he is by far the greatest thing to ever happen to TH-cam
Coryxkenshin is
@@greenknight8668 that was 3 years ago. Kiffness is by far superior to Charlie but Charlie is a god thats for sure
@@battlefieldcustoms873 nah cory still is he fell off a bit but its ok I could never betray him since I grew up on him
@@greenknight8668 Fair but you have to watch Kiffness do his Husky remix its unreal. also Julian Smith is top shelf but I will investigate this person you speak of. Link please
@@battlefieldcustoms873 m.th-cam.com/users/CoryxKenshin
9:39 "-battle of little big bullshit-" Excuse me while I go laugh my ass off in the corner.
This is the era where Charlie was an anime character
I can't tell you how many time milk came out of my nose but when you said these mountains are not blue but snow and milk I lost it. Hilarious gameplay.
"Broken Wagon Tongue. Would You like to fix it?" "Alright, What the fuck is going on? Are we going over landmines?" 11:55
You have a gift to make the lamest shit in the world fun as fuck.
I can not explain how the man bottling the squirrel piss story was the greatest thing I've ever heard. You #1 Mr.
currently playing the new oregon trail and decided to look up some gameplay, watching this video many years later and i can’t stop laughing, thank u for this.
I think we should revisit this game
Play the ios version
(i think it's gone already)
Watching him try to hunt has me laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face.
"what the fuck?! am I controlling an oscillating dildo?!"
Maybe Fort Hall is a little more welcoming
*First nobody wants to trade and now they’re dropping airstrikes on us*
in 2018 and the oregon trail series is still one of my favorite, this man is the best account on youtube
This has been my current emotions while playing this. When I was in 3rd grade I was naive. Now I know. This is wonderful
6:22 when you go through 17 stores and STILL Can’t find what your looking for
"What the fuck is going on? Are we going over landmines?"
"Bottled piss isn't exactly in high demand." Oh young Charles, if only you knew.
Still one of my favorite classics!!!
i've never been so entertained by any gameplay videos until i found cr1tikal
5:54 My favorite Terminator quote
haha,"is he just throwing himself at the wheels till they break?!"
1:03
TF2 Sniper mains: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Damn those forts and their deer overlords!
SuperArppis fort hall can be a pretty scary place, I live right next to it. and yes the dear are that aggressive
Recommend 7 years later
not for me
So you searched for this video
@@Saddam-Hussein. I searched up oregon trail game and this came up lol
@@blackmaninsuit7268 ok