Oh god. I'm Dutch and nearly died laughing during this. I played this game as a child. You got it for free with peanut butter. It was one of those small gamecube sized discs and it fit right in the lid of the peanut butter jar. It's made by the infamous and now bankrupt Dutch game company "davilex", which is responsible for lots of racing games of the same quality.
As a Dutch person I can fully confirm that we do not have sound in the Netherlands. At all. It's just utter silence. Not even a thunderstorm will disturb you from your slumber because it is the most quiet thunderstorm you will ever hear-- well not hear, see or sleep through, in your life.
This game was on a small GameCube sized disk that you could get for free with a bottle of peanut butter about 10 years ago.(It fit perfectly inside the lid) I remember having quite a bit of fun together with my little brother at the time. (Also, there was sound)
Agreed, I don't like the direction he took with his channel becoming basically Ray William Johnson 2.0, I still come back to these videos pretty regularly and still laugh my ass off
I had a dream last night that Cr1TiKaL laughed. It wasn't a little chuckle like in the Fun Tactics, it was a full belly laugh. Worst Nightmare I've ever had.
The title screen features two children on a boat, a tornado, and some explosions in the background. I kinda want to know what the movie this game is based on is like...
I actually played this game as a kid. It's based on a movie, which was based on a popular children's book series about two kids and their boat. The game was a promotion for Calvé peanut butter, which are the brown pots that give you a speed boost in this game, and for T-mobile obviously. Never thought i'd see a let's play of it, this is hilarious!
Scawking You must be from there as the sexual freedom part must be good for you with the whole Bestiality thing going on in the profile picture. Freedom FTW.
That last race was truly an inspirational tale for the ages. The Foppe twins took that second place trophy with the utmost in skill, despite having never finished better than 4th in the entire tournament. And it is all thanks to Cr1tikal and his amazing skills at boat racing.
Spoiler: He doesn't have a face. This channel is his only connection to society, because he lacks the necessary organs for proper human communication. He can't communicate face-to-face without a face.
Those cans of beans are Calvé peanut butter. We have them in Italy too, but they never came with this masterpiece of a game. Probably because we don't have T-Mobile.
Killzone, Jazz Jackrabbit 2, Action Henk, Nethack, Nuclear Throne. Need I say more? Nethack was first made in 1985 and still has a huge cult following today.
Im dutch and I remember playing this piece of shit loooong time ago. It was basically a computer-game that was promoting the movie, along with T-mobile and Calvé peanutbutter
Happy new year, Cr1tikal!!! Keep doing what you do, you're the funniest guy on Earth. And don't give up your dream of ending corruption! I thank you for the millions of laughs I've had watching your videos, and I can't wait to see this years!
Here is a trick - When you get to the map where you are able to use explosive milk-cans - do not move, activate 2/3 in the same position, and slowly move on. Once someone hits it, there will be a huge explosion and the victim will fly in the air like a bird.
No-no-no-no! (Hits exploding milk bottle) YOU DERANGED LUNATIC! I think the best part about it was that he was SO surprised that the CPUs were complete and total fucking nutjobs with suicidal tendencies.
what's up with this game 1)no sound at all 2)physics that constantly shit their fuck 3)strange product placement 4)questionable AI this game is fucking weird
I Love this Video I also watch his newer stuff its still feels like Cr1tikal yeah I prefer these Video's but times change and these videos are Nostalgic knowing he went through so much and still found time to entertain. Even when the passion left and came back I'm glad he still makes video's I may like the old stuff better but that's only because that was what I started watching so Nostalgia bias is Natural that and being a gamer.
I'm Dutch and I played this game. Came free with the peanut butter back in the day. It kinda sucks. The books and movie it's based on also suck. Schippers van de Kameleon means boatmen of the chameleon. Sietse en Hielke is the name of the two guys. They have some phenomenally boring adventures.
ahhh this brings me back, such a nice game at the time that you got for free with a jar of peanutbutter. THis is the first time a youtube video has made me laugh out loud, great vid Cr1tikal!
Well that was some unexpected and obscure game probably nobody has ever heard of. For a boat game that looks similar to Mario Kart it does have its fun moments even though it's very rough in most aspects. Seeing the T-Mobile ads and the fact that this was based on a movie is pretty weird given the less then stellar quality of this game. Great job on finding this game since it is definitely unheard of by many.
Wow i'm dutch and this game brings back some memories. I remember it coming on this funky disk that looked like a gamecube game chipped in half, did you download the game or do you have the disk too?
Your videos always expand my vocabulary. For instance: "We're just a bunch of plebeians". mid 16th century: from Latin plebeius (from plebs, pleb- 'the common people')
Haha, the water effect was surprisingly good for a game like this.
😆
probably licensed someone else's tech
Actually the whole budget goes to the water animation
@@rhn122 that’s why the game had no sound, they blew all the budget on the water animation.
Surpisingly good at making me nauseous.
No game is complete without a corporate logo smack right in the HUD.
RisingJake
Oh god. I'm Dutch and nearly died laughing during this.
I played this game as a child. You got it for free with peanut butter. It was one of those small gamecube sized discs and it fit right in the lid of the peanut butter jar. It's made by the infamous and now bankrupt Dutch game company "davilex", which is responsible for lots of racing games of the same quality.
You probably got it for free because they couldn't get anyone to pay money for this game.
Alfred van Kuik This actually seems quite fun for a peanut butter jar game
Dutch seems like a combination of if Russian and English combined.
WellBeSerious12 nah Dutch is a very complicated language
Spanish is the easiest language to learn for non-bilingual people
The game is so much ahead of its time, they somehow managed to make a smartphone game before the smartphones existed
"More unstable than francium" I do enjoy a good chemistry joke.
It got me too lmao
@@conspicuouspiggy8792 same here ahhaha
I love helping old people snort xenon making them completely inert.
@@Randomz-jk4hk my balls are inert
He cracks some intellectual jokes with a straight face. Gotta love it.
I think subscribing to you a little over 3 years ago was the best thing I've done in my life.
@wasif anwar what
@@jasoncunningham666 he was going to say babe but he didn't know how to write it
@wasif anwar creep
@@emilyraven2990 pp= profile picture
Remember when RayWilliamJohnson started him off with his QWOP video?
As a Dutch person I can fully confirm that we do not have sound in the Netherlands. At all. It's just utter silence. Not even a thunderstorm will disturb you from your slumber because it is the most quiet thunderstorm you will ever hear-- well not hear, see or sleep through, in your life.
must be difficult to play rhythm games there
not a cat in disguise trust me, it is Ludacris
***** Yes.
Do you have sixth sense for finding weird games?
No.
He has the 69th sense.
@@WellBeSerious12 nice
@@WellBeSerious12 nice
@@WellBeSerious12 nice
@@WellBeSerious12 nice
This game was on a small GameCube sized disk that you could get for free with a bottle of peanut butter about 10 years ago.(It fit perfectly inside the lid) I remember having quite a bit of fun together with my little brother at the time.
(Also, there was sound)
"more unstable than francium"
Best line uttered in entertainment
Cr1tikal: so good, no language barrier can prevent him from playing a game.
It's official.
T-Mobile is our Lord and savior.
"Always there to make your life exciting. Or much worse than it already is."
-Telekom
Lol dutch game .. The game was a promotion game for the movie and was given free with peanutbutter
Scawking
dont let the wrong people see your Avatar, theres propably something wrong with it
Wish he still made videos like this from time to time
Agreed, I don't like the direction he took with his channel becoming basically Ray William Johnson 2.0, I still come back to these videos pretty regularly and still laugh my ass off
Just want to say I feel the same. I love his old content, but all his new stuff holds pretty much 0 interest for me unfortunately.
All his new contents revolve around twitch/yt/tiktok drama bullshits and snipped clips from his twitch. Old cr1tikal is better
Me too. Still watch these from time to time.
I’ve been feeling like this for many many years, I regularly watch his old commentary videos
That finishing jump was glorious.
I had a dream last night that Cr1TiKaL laughed. It wasn't a little chuckle like in the Fun Tactics, it was a full belly laugh.
Worst Nightmare I've ever had.
This comment is funny
Its now a semi frequent acurrance these days
Man i still remember the day he played that one babysitting game, i will never forget that moment. Feels like a lifetime ago
@@KamikazeGames fr Babysitter Bloodbath was a fuckin turning point in history lol
7 years since this classic.... where has the time gone. Where has the world gone???
Oof!
"Faster than a bullet. More unstable than Fancium."
"This boat-- OH SHIT"
(Also, 66--
...oh. )
The title screen features two children on a boat, a tornado, and some explosions in the background. I kinda want to know what the movie this game is based on is like...
Man, I don't know how or when I subscribed to you man, but I love every single video.
Wow. This game perfectly captures the natural beauty of the Netherlands
Critikal speaking dutch is the greatest thing I've ever heard
It's always good to see where the big boy came from
You know it's a good boat game when you spend most of it upside down and under water.
I love how excited he gets about the sheep.
I actually played this game as a kid. It's based on a movie, which was based on a popular children's book series about two kids and their boat. The game was a promotion for Calvé peanut butter, which are the brown pots that give you a speed boost in this game, and for T-mobile obviously. Never thought i'd see a let's play of it, this is hilarious!
Why the Hell did I want the new Killzone when this is available RIGHT FUCKING NOW
That water physics are Next-gen level
3:28 call forward to Charlie's urethra swab.
Oh Lord.
I remember this fucking game
It came on a mini CD disk in a box of cereal
And it was the fucking shit when I was 7
+Dion Steinz I had Crazy taxi and boy did I spend hours on this shit
The water physics are surprisingly decent for a shitty game like this
I don't care about the games you play, I just love your commentary.
"Nipple Tampons"
A new invention for those suffering from uncontrollable lactation.
Foppe! Foppe! Foppe!
Utslag!
fucking perfect
Cr1tikal should play The Stanley Parable
Faster than a bullet, more unstable than francium. I fucking love you.
A dutch game? Where's the weed then?
Weed The People.
Scawking Shoveling cow dung? WTF?
Scawking So fucking accurate.
Scawking
You must be from there as the sexual freedom part must be good for you with the whole Bestiality thing going on in the profile picture. Freedom FTW.
Garrad3 Wow, that was really clever.
eeLkiR
Can any nation really stop bestiality by banning it?
"Faster than a speeding bullet, more unstable than Francium"
I could not help but burst out lagging at that one, brilliant.
Anyone can fit an entire tugboat up their urethra if they try hard enough. Never give up
This was indeed the greatest boat racing I have ever seen.
That last race was truly an inspirational tale for the ages. The Foppe twins took that second place trophy with the utmost in skill, despite having never finished better than 4th in the entire tournament.
And it is all thanks to Cr1tikal and his amazing skills at boat racing.
That was appropriately hilarious to hear you speak Dutch!
So can we see critikal's face at 1 million subscribers?
If we see his face we will all die in 7 days.
JustATotalNerd that is an actual fact.
Spoiler: He doesn't have a face. This channel is his only connection to society, because he lacks the necessary organs for proper human communication. He can't communicate face-to-face without a face.
the Ipotatoe phone What? Is he the Dreaded Theater Anus?
LeConeE Truly Terrifying!
Those cans of beans are Calvé peanut butter. We have them in Italy too, but they never came with this masterpiece of a game. Probably because we don't have T-Mobile.
Dutch people are so adorable at making games, they try so hard XD its cute, keep it up stroopwaffel eaters!
This game was made in 2005...
Dahley Korver is that meant to make to excuse this utter piece of shit?
Killzone, Jazz Jackrabbit 2, Action Henk, Nethack, Nuclear Throne. Need I say more? Nethack was first made in 1985 and still has a huge cult following today.
***** Assy games, all of em.
***** And only one game there has been renewed...
Man what subtle product placement.
You got this shit with peanutbutter, the game is one big promotion stunt
Im dutch and I remember playing this piece of shit loooong time ago.
It was basically a computer-game that was promoting the movie, along with T-mobile and Calvé peanutbutter
I was wondering why a mobile phone made you jump...
do you remember the disk? xD
tomschrauwen Yeah, terrible red-purple pc disk
Nielsisback
Did your version actually have sounds in it?
SmokeGames Yeah it did. I do remember the boat making a "hrrrrrr" sound and the opening screen having the theme of the movie
Man this is recommended to me now..... Don't know what comes next from the decade old treasure of critical....
"The Nipple Tampon Has Been Intercepted Mid-Flight" , " Someone Please Inform The Pentagon"
Penguinz0 sounds like a commando droid from Star Wars. W voice
Dutch people love their windmills
+Deniz “Meto” Tulga Mostly
Not really
shitty films mostly
Dead Bot12 yea they do
Nah man
Happy new year, Cr1tikal!!! Keep doing what you do, you're the funniest guy on Earth. And don't give up your dream of ending corruption! I thank you for the millions of laughs I've had watching your videos, and I can't wait to see this years!
"Fuckin' Captain Ahab soaring overhead." Fucking comedy gold.
good, old-fashion NASA spaceboats. Nice to see you're getting back to the basics
omg deze ken ik nog van vroeger
deze zat bij calve pindakaas in de pot
Ja op zo'n klein discje a la gamecube
Broseph Stalin fucking nostalgia man, dit was awesome
Ik liet net een scheet.
I love how “Ronde barber” came out of nowhere
I lost it so fucking hard at 5:15
Ah yes, the calming timeline..
"More unstable than Francium." lmao
dem water effects...
That tugboat was having none of my ass bacon
I am Dutch an i used to play this game when i was young. Its priceless to see Cr1tical play this game now!!
My internet went out right before he passed the final bridge, the suspense unbelievable.
“The kids were drowning, but at least the boat is alright.”
that moment when you can understand anything in the game beceause you are dutch
Here is a trick - When you get to the map where you are able to use explosive milk-cans - do not move, activate 2/3 in the same position, and slowly move on. Once someone hits it, there will be a huge explosion and the victim will fly in the air like a bird.
At the end during the award ceremony it says/cr1tikal reads door te gaan which is the name of his horse in planet horse, dortigan.
Fred Smith why does your picture gives me a kind of nostalgic feeling at the old days :'(
One of my favorite TH-cam videos
I'm surprised they somehow convinced T mobile that advertising them on this game would be a good thing.
Dutch people love their peanut butter that's what T mobile probably thought.
Cr1TiKal ist Gott. Er ist perfekt. Er ist der Sinn des Lebens.
+The one Who knocks L hat wie immer recht ^^
+The one Who knocks thats not dutch
gfdgadgaf it's German close enough
I guess to make up for the change to youtube monetization, Cr1tikal is being sponsored by T Mobile. Clearly that's what's going on here
What the hell this brings back so many memories wtf I used to play this all the time when I was like five
This is the best t mobile commercial of all time
I can't tell when he's trolling or serious subscribed :D
It's just his style of humour, it's a mix of intelligent thoughts and profanity. I dunno we all love him though.
I know :D makes him awesome!
Was having a bad day, then this video came up. Thank you, Cr1tikal. :D
Critikal havent watched your videos in 3 months came back wasnt dissapointed
Same here :D and definitely was not disappointed :D
:D
That must of been amazing. Coming back to just hours of entertainment
You got this shit free with peanut butter!
Yet the peanut butter is more enjoyable
For some reason the idea of getting a game from peanut butter made me laugh.
The shippers vonday peanut butter
5:22 I guess they'd call it the flying dutchmen
5:20 The flying Dutchman
There was a T-Mobile advertisement beside this video. How fitting.
No-no-no-no! (Hits exploding milk bottle) YOU DERANGED LUNATIC! I think the best part about it was that he was SO surprised that the CPUs were complete and total fucking nutjobs with suicidal tendencies.
The ability to jump with a boat was brought to you by T Mobile. Thank you T Mobile, we love you.
me: *looks out window* what the hell?
friend: what is it?
me: why are there 2 cigarettes operating a boat?
0:08 It’s based off the greatest German movie of All Time
@Quiet Place4 facts
@quietplace4303you’re a douchebag
SNEL TYP IETS IN HET NEDERLANDS!! UHH UUHHH, TIETEN!!
Oh, man. Do i love you critical.
What's in common with Dutch, a can of beans, propane tanks, motorboats with bad controls that can fly too high?
T-Mobile.
what's up with this game
1)no sound at all
2)physics that constantly shit their fuck
3)strange product placement
4)questionable AI
this game is fucking weird
You got this game for free 10 years ago (hence the old nokia phones) if you bought a jar of peanut butter. And it does have sound.
If I remember correctly, were it from those small discs that fit in the lid of the pot right?
ryan1989XD nigga the pot? What?
Your Daddy He means a 'jar'. The dutch word for jar is 'pot'. It's because we're straight up gangsters.
I Love this Video I also watch his newer stuff its still feels like Cr1tikal yeah I prefer these Video's but times change and these videos are Nostalgic knowing he went through so much and still found time to entertain. Even when the passion left and came back I'm glad he still makes video's I may like the old stuff better but that's only because that was what I started watching so Nostalgia bias is Natural that and being a gamer.
I'm Dutch and I played this game. Came free with the peanut butter back in the day. It kinda sucks. The books and movie it's based on also suck.
Schippers van de Kameleon means boatmen of the chameleon. Sietse en Hielke is the name of the two guys. They have some phenomenally boring adventures.
I'm dutch. This is fun as hell hahahahhaa
I'm sure you mean "funny", because this game sure as hell doesn't look _fun_. :P
This game has the best water graphics of all time. Crysis, have a seat.
Gregzilla is hosting voice acting for his upcoming web series, critikal you have to be on it! Thumbs up so he can see.
Damn, Cr1tikal, you are terrible at this game. Great video :P
This game is terrible to him.
GamingAlx He is terrible to the game.
Never expected to see you here, Matt!
No
Hey!
ahhh this brings me back, such a nice game at the time that you got for free with a jar of peanutbutter.
THis is the first time a youtube video has made me laugh out loud, great vid Cr1tikal!
I've just come upon Cr1tikal, but I think this is the most angry I have heard him.
CherryPunk Watch his 'Sleeping Dogs Error'
3 kids and an Elvis Presley. I was dying.
The only Dutch word he pronounced correctly was 'Polder'
What did you think of his character's name?
Well that was some unexpected and obscure game probably nobody has ever heard of. For a boat game that looks similar to Mario Kart it does have its fun moments even though it's very rough in most aspects. Seeing the T-Mobile ads and the fact that this was based on a movie is pretty weird given the less then stellar quality of this game. Great job on finding this game since it is definitely unheard of by many.
Wow i'm dutch and this game brings back some memories. I remember it coming on this funky disk that looked like a gamecube game chipped in half, did you download the game or do you have the disk too?
Your videos always expand my vocabulary. For instance: "We're just a bunch of plebeians". mid 16th century: from Latin plebeius (from plebs, pleb- 'the common people')