Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (often referred to as just Big Rigs) is a 2003 third-person racing video game developed by Stellar Stone and published by GameMill Publishing for the PC. The box for Big Rigs states that the main objective of the game is to race a semi-trailer truck "Big Rig" to safety in order to deliver illegal cargo being carried by the truck, while avoiding the police. In actuality, there are no police in the game, no such objectives are presented within the game itself and there is no load attached to the truck! Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing received extremely negative reviews when it came out. Reasons being - lack of collision detection, frequent bugs, poor visuals, and severe lack of functionality. As a result, the game is now widely regarded as one of the worst video games of all time.. and the Nerd is here to show it to you! This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 118.
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  • @juaxox
    @juaxox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8972

    Today I learned that in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, the maximum speed that a truck going in reverse can attain is 12.3 Undecillion miles per hour. That's 10^36 MPH, or 18.3 Octillion times the speed of light.
    At a certain point, the distance traveled as noted by the odometer changes to 1.$ and upon reaching 12.3 Undecillion MPH, the speed also changes to 1.$ and all checkpoints turn green, instantly winning the race.
    Assuming the observable universe as a sphere with diameter of 92 billion lightyears, that means that this truck travelling at maximum speed could traverse the diameter of the observable universe in under 160 picoseconds. At that point, the kinetic energy contained within the truck would be equivalent to the energy released by a quasar if compressed over one hundred Nonillion years (10^32 years) of uniform production. That means that if you were hit by this truck, it would be like every atom in your body being shot with an individual supermassive black hole cannon fourteen thousand times over (fuzzy calculations there due to probable failure to transmit 100% of the energy to your body, but I have an unknown number of orders in leeway due to calculating energy by the fucking year).
    I think I have a new favorite godkiller scenario. Hell, at this point I think that this truck is my new favorite superhero. Think about it: in the canon of Big Rigs, the truck (who I will from now on refer to as an anthropomorphous vehicle-themed superhero named Big Rig) has feats rivaling top-tier superheroes:
    - phasing through literally any obstacle, no matter the density or size. Nothing physical can harm him.
    - extreme kinetic manipulation, retaining speed no matter how quickly he alters direction, which is instantly.
    - able to travel so fast that he ascends to godhood and becomes the entire universe, being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
    - able to easily withstand the forces of travel at speeds many -illions of times the speed of light and the accretion of the mass of many -illions of times the mass of supermassive black holes
    - if he were to hit something, he would likely explode the entire universe out of existence
    I am now officially in the Big Rig fandom. I want to read a Big Rig comic series. I would go out and buy those fucking comics. Thank you based Big Rig.

    • @Nihiliste-
      @Nihiliste- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +813

      You are too smart for us gamers.

    • @oldreapervegasarchive3940
      @oldreapervegasarchive3940 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      well this comment proves that matpat (from game theory) has another game waiting in the bowels of uncharted whatever the hell...
      what did i just say again?

    • @RaptorGeorges
      @RaptorGeorges 9 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      That was beautiful.
      I am rolling on the floor, tears in my eyes, trying to comprehend the full extent of what you revealed.
      I was already part of the Big Rigs fandom, but I'll gladly join you in the Big Rig one. I need these comics.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      You my friend win all the internets. All of them. You must have a lot of irons in the fire. Also, addiction is a powerful thing :D

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Forget comic books. It sounds like Big Rig should have religious texts.

  • @mnmfreak502
    @mnmfreak502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12952

    I remember asking my dad if he'd buy this for me during a trip to Walmart. Thanks dad. For saying no.

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Your dad should have bought me this game then. I would have loved and cherished it

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @Lil' Connor Peterson projection? It's ok to come out the closet. No one cares if you swing that way anymore

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @Lil' Connor Peterson Did your dad say he was going to the store to buy you Big Rigs and never come back?
      These things happen.

    • @iswayuri
      @iswayuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Why am I here?

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@iswayuri I ask myself that same question many times in a given day.

  • @westdakotaofficial7940
    @westdakotaofficial7940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7365

    Fun fact: the fastest speed you can obtain in reverse in this game is 10^36 miles per hour, or 18.3 octillion times the speed of light.

    • @AdamBrown-pt9ct
      @AdamBrown-pt9ct 2 ปีที่แล้ว +890

      I'm surprised that the game's speed even has a limit.

    • @krzysztofjotte2212
      @krzysztofjotte2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      So what happens when you reach it?

    • @DinoDave150
      @DinoDave150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      @@krzysztofjotte2212 The game crashes.

    • @XanTheDragon
      @XanTheDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      ​@@krzysztofjotte2212 Assuming nothing weird happens, it will wrap to negative infinity due to how floating point values (how computers work with decimals) work.

    • @pabloni1117
      @pabloni1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      @@krzysztofjotte2212 the game ends and you win, because apparently you go so fast you are everywhere in the game at once, hitting every checkpoint and the finish simultaneously

  • @DMBLaan
    @DMBLaan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Fun Fact - If you drive in reverse long enough you just auto win the race because your truck is going SO FAST that you exist on every point of the map simultaneously!

    • @mysteryman9488
      @mysteryman9488 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      Flash and Sonic got nothing on the Truck from Big Rigs!

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      NO ITS U GO TO THE FUTURE

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​​@@mysteryman9488 Nah, people did the math on the truck and Wally West is at least 10³⁰ times as fast (given that his fastest calculable feat puts him at 10⁶³ times the speed of light, and this is about 10³³c). It is faster than Superman, though, whose fastest speed feat is only 304 trillion times the speed of light.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Ah, does the driver turn into a salamander too?

    • @REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS
      @REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RabblesTheBinxit’s Wally west

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8568

    Rated E for everyone? No, it should be rated N for Nobody.

    • @josephpercy8772
      @josephpercy8772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      No, it should be rated DB: Don't Bother.

    • @wiiremote1013
      @wiiremote1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      it should be rated c for childhood

    • @denijitsugen4585
      @denijitsugen4585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      +Hidious Vanity It's rated S for Shit

    • @CatnipCaptain
      @CatnipCaptain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Master Xehanort Are you a dalek?

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    The game is literally “let’s make some 3D models and then we’re done.”

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It seems that buildings still have collision: the camera goes above them. Just the truck doesn't have any collision

    • @-Dragon-Master-
      @-Dragon-Master- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And make them move and add some sounds and let's call it a game

    • @JaydenVaudrin
      @JaydenVaudrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Implying they made those and didnt just asset flip them from 3rd party 3d software sight

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Roblox

    • @Angie2343
      @Angie2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least the graphics look decent.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +377

    I'm glad Alex Burton is credited as "Sound". Not the sound designer or sound engineer, no, he is responsible for the sound. The only sound in the game. It's all him.

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      One sound to cement your place in history

    • @ciderandthorazine
      @ciderandthorazine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      yass i Alex Burton i are sound bbrrrrrrrrrr thankyou please

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ciderandthorazine english.

  • @jeniffer7799
    @jeniffer7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    Even in the best Triple A Open World Videogames you will reach a point where you can't get further. But this... you can literally drive to infinity. Big Rigs is the only REAL Open World videogame to date.

    • @PatrickisCreeper
      @PatrickisCreeper ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Couldnt you fly out as much as you wanted in gta san andreas?

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Big Rigs Infinity"

    • @pepijn23
      @pepijn23 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Starts the big rigs truck in reverse
      To infinity and beyond.

    • @askeleton8228
      @askeleton8228 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@PatrickisCreeper gta san andreas was released in 2004 big rigs in 2003 in conclusion big rigs>San andreas

    • @Mikewolv007
      @Mikewolv007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about Minecraft? One of the advertising points is an infinitely generated open world.

  • @ggabey14
    @ggabey14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5009

    Basically this game's code:
    else if
    end

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      So in other words, YandereDev's code?

    • @jacklazzaro9820
      @jacklazzaro9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      import gameEngine
      select "car"
      list "cars"
      select "track"
      list "stages"
      if (up arrow):
      forward
      elif (down arrow):
      reverse
      elif (left):
      turn left
      elif (right):
      turn right
      else:
      be still

    • @louise6093
      @louise6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I'm surprised a game as bad as this has code.

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bradleypearl2986 not anymore 😂😂😂

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chaosyeshua1137 wdym?

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6796

    Some people think this is the worst game ever made. Some think it’s one of the funniest. But deep inside, we’re all winner.

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Dman009, You’re Winner.

    • @JibzCastor
      @JibzCastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Comkill117 I'm noob at English, why is that a wrong grammar?

    • @BuildAProWorkShop
      @BuildAProWorkShop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      no we are not all winner. You're winner

    • @ace76productions
      @ace76productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Some people (like me) are loose

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Better than fortnite

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    How is this episode two years away from being a decade old? This episode still feels somewhat recent. It's insane.

    • @kempeioniiko7916
      @kempeioniiko7916 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      In two years the entire AVGN series will be 20 years old

    • @RoseSupreme
      @RoseSupreme ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@kempeioniiko7916 Yes.
      Christ, this series is many of our childhoods, and many episodes nearly a decade old still feel recent.
      Just goes to show how much of a fine wine that AVGN episodes age like.

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kempeioniiko7916 and it will feel like 2 seconds

    • @MrTheMark21
      @MrTheMark21 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought it was like 4 years old.

    • @sinith57
      @sinith57 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrTheMark21episode came out in 2014.

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "You can't release something that's not finished!"
    Literally every AAA game company after 2020: *"Watch me."*

    • @LITTLE1994
      @LITTLE1994 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      It's happening so frequently nowadays, it is sad. Look at Pokemon Scarlet/Violet for example.

    • @charadreemurr445
      @charadreemurr445 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      More like after 2013

    • @Nintendeano64
      @Nintendeano64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@charadreemurr445Mario Odyssey and BOTW suddenly disappeared from existence according to you

    • @live1nside1726
      @live1nside1726 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      hello neighbor 2 dlc's

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@live1nside1726NASCAR 21 BUGNITION says hi.

  • @smokey3504
    @smokey3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    "Alright, lets go in reverse."
    Famous last words

    • @affaaffa2008
      @affaaffa2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Loud obnoxious reverse sound intensifies

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Before shit hits the fan

    • @senpaicity3334
      @senpaicity3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@fearsexdreamriptorn7374
      You're
      Winner

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Fearsex dream rip torn
      r/ihadastroke

    • @tormentunofficial6409
      @tormentunofficial6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Warcraft 3 reforged? Well imagine review on AVGN show🤣

  • @jollabang9564
    @jollabang9564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    "Usain bolt is the fastest"
    "Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest"
    "The flash is the fastest"
    Big rigs:

    • @b00tsEct0r
      @b00tsEct0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jollabang big rigs: hold my beer)

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@johnnyace2287, Defy gravity and go past existence!!
      *_"BIG FUCKING RIGS!!"_*

    • @NibzEntertainment
      @NibzEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Big Rigs: Oh, please. You want fast? *I'LL GIVE YOU FAST!!*

    • @affaaffa2008
      @affaaffa2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *loud obnoxious reverse sound intensifies*

    • @NibzEntertainment
      @NibzEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Oh, the truck's fuckin' the ground!"
      "That noise... that noise, how high can it go?!
      *Nerd's adorable cat looks up*

  • @Binkamena
    @Binkamena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    "You can't release a game that's not finished!"
    Oh boy, if only 2014 nerd could see us now

    • @ShadowKing1993
      @ShadowKing1993 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      GTA Definitive Trilogy 😂

    • @robrudd8537
      @robrudd8537 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Cyberpunk

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cyberpunk, GTA Trilogy, Sonic Colours Ultimate, any game that gets day 1 patches.

    • @MisterMalleable
      @MisterMalleable ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sonic Boom

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Saints Row Reboot

  • @themilkman6969
    @themilkman6969 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    AVGN, the only series on YT where you see an episode from eight years ago and say “Ah, one of the more recent ones”.

  • @MasterCrash123
    @MasterCrash123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    "You'll be hauling loads and trying to stay one step ahead of the law."
    Technically, they weren't lying; when they said 'the law', they meant 'the laws of physics'.

    • @mvyper
      @mvyper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol, that was smart.

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      RF Gaming r/woooosh

    • @gordonthickmanplays6048
      @gordonthickmanplays6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nebula سديم नाब्युला せいうん r/wooooshthewoooosh

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vice TOLUCT that was clearly a joke

    • @yesodtheman22
      @yesodtheman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vice TOLUCT nice copy and paste

  • @wastefulbuzzkill4673
    @wastefulbuzzkill4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4863

    "Why does the truck go faster in reverse"
    Because games can have speed limits, but going in reverse makes your speed negative, and the developer forgot to make a negative speed limit.

    • @nicktabor732
      @nicktabor732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Then he went over Mach -7

    • @thedingo5797
      @thedingo5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      It’s the same as the reason backwards long jumps and accelerated backhops work in super Mario 64 and half life 2

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Such a buzzkill

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Speed is scalar. It can’t be negative. Velocity is vector. That can be negative

    • @thepanzerfaust
      @thepanzerfaust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Actually the trucks go faster in reverse because they represent ww2 french troops and their skills with retreating and surrendering

  • @lockejawe4050
    @lockejawe4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    The one and only game that prioritizes true player freedom 10/10

    • @YourProctologist
      @YourProctologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly. Cyberpunk 2077 WISHES it could be this game

    • @oliverbauschatz
      @oliverbauschatz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Worst game ever made too 10/10

  • @nightstriker2172
    @nightstriker2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    If you think about it, the camera holding up above the bridge while breaking the lock it has onto your truck as it goes under the bridge is probably the most impressive feature this game has to offer

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      YEP MAtEy

    • @TheCFD_Dude
      @TheCFD_Dude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I noticed that too. They programmed the camera to follow the road over the bridge instead of the truck.

  • @Hoodiebud
    @Hoodiebud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    According to Wikipedia, the truck moves so fast when in reverse it moves faster than light and instantly win the race because the truck is everywhere at the same time.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Which article?

    • @SteamPaladin
      @SteamPaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      planck's constant begs to differ

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Speed doesn't allow you to be everywhere at once.

    • @dergotzvonberlichingen4880
      @dergotzvonberlichingen4880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Dcfan200 if you hit warp 10

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dergotzvonberlichingen4880 ???

  • @phazeflux7900
    @phazeflux7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    I like how James is trying to get mad at the game but it’s so bad that he can’t stop laughing

    • @DinoDave150
      @DinoDave150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      That's what I love about this episode. He is so flabbergasted at how broken, unfinished, and glitchy this game is that he can't help but laugh at it as opposed to getting angry about it.

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Wait, he has a name besides "Angry Video Game Nerd"?

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@JoyOfCreativeService Yea, Angry TV Game Nerd

    • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
      @ytpmichaelrosen9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He cried at one point.

    • @cdclem
      @cdclem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @MoolsDogTwo who knows

  • @user-nt6gw5gd8c
    @user-nt6gw5gd8c ปีที่แล้ว +695

    the fastest speed is 12.3 undecillion before the game just gives you the win by default. Note that this makes these trucks the fastest thing in all of media even faster than sonic or the flash

    • @bertensap5533
      @bertensap5533 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Apparently it's because at that point your speed will be so high that technically you're everywhere at once, including at the finish line.

    • @reesecates8620
      @reesecates8620 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And possibly faster than Mario with the BLJ.

    • @unfunnyman5371
      @unfunnyman5371 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@reesecates8620 big rigs makes BLJ look like a snail

    • @reesecates8620
      @reesecates8620 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unfunnyman5371 The BLJ allows one to clip into parallel universes. Are these trucks able to outrun the BLJ?

    • @unfunnyman5371
      @unfunnyman5371 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@reesecates8620 big rigs wouldnt just outrun they would breeze through

  • @eskinjohnful
    @eskinjohnful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    The fact that he broke character and couldn't stop laughing at the win screen gets me every time

    • @alio6051
      @alio6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Was it really him breaking character? Is there like a behind the scenes for this? I'm really curious to know

  • @zeusinfi4154
    @zeusinfi4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3671

    " You'll be hauling loads and trying to stay one step ahead of the law"
    *Yea, the physic laws*

  • @jubjubwantrubrub
    @jubjubwantrubrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    "You're winner"
    James.exe has stopped working

    • @nono_Hoi4
      @nono_Hoi4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it probably said that because it was made in ukraine

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Congladurations

    • @jefftenormen666
      @jefftenormen666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What's weirder about that is they used the right you're

    • @OneJadeZombie
      @OneJadeZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      8:00

    • @SirLightsOut99
      @SirLightsOut99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice JacksFilms reference in your user name.

  • @iamerror6546
    @iamerror6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    "You can't release something that's not finished!"
    Cyberpunk 2077 devs: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.*

    • @GetBenched2010
      @GetBenched2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Battlecruiser 3000ad has entered the chat.

    • @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746
      @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He should review cyberpunk 2077

    • @steiner_01
      @steiner_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746 maybe on 2077

    • @BadMoody420
      @BadMoody420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hey will at least Cyberpunk is actually playable with rules and a modicum of functionality unlike this game 😂

    • @billymercury3897
      @billymercury3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      GTA Trilogy Defective Edition

  • @PlatinumEagleStudios
    @PlatinumEagleStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Version 1: "YOUR WIN !"
    Version 2: "YOU'RE WINNER !"
    Version 3: "YOU'RE A WINNER!"

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Version 4: "YOU ARE A WINNER!"

    • @higondal
      @higondal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Version 5: “IT HAS COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT YOU HAVE SURPASSED YOUR OPPONENT IN SEMI TRUCK RACING.”

    • @snickrdoodle_skywalker
      @snickrdoodle_skywalker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Version 6: "IT SEEMS TO BE THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED THIS GAME AGAINST YOUR IMMOVABLE OPPONENT"

    • @Emolgun
      @Emolgun 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ⁠@@snickrdoodle_skywalker VERSION 7: “It has become abundantly clear that you excel in the act of a competitive race against a truck, whilst you drive a truck of your own. You’ve surpassed your adversary, and we commend your efforts and dedication.”

    • @dr.toxicgamingmadscientist
      @dr.toxicgamingmadscientist หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@EmolgunVersion 8: "It has become unfathomably apparent as to your excelling in the art and act of competitive automotive sports, often referred to as, in layman's terms, "truck racing", driving such a large, massive, and long vehicle with approximately eighteen wheels total, perhaps more. You have excelled, surpassed, and triumphed over your adversary, and thus, you shall be commended for your flawless, immaculate, and fine efforts alongside your unrivaled dedication and determination."

  • @francisjpk
    @francisjpk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    10:55 "Trying to stay one step ahead of the law.... OF PHYSICS"

    • @kajag5232
      @kajag5232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This should be top comment.

    • @angelinapena9217
      @angelinapena9217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Francis JPK yeah and the law of grammer

    • @Pabular
      @Pabular 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Angelina Pena *Grammar

    • @angelinapena9217
      @angelinapena9217 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MCPRO1210 X Im sorry Jesus stay in your closest and troll somebody else and francis JPK good one

    • @theretrogamer7779
      @theretrogamer7779 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Francis JPK dum dum tsss

  • @TrashyBadBitchVivi
    @TrashyBadBitchVivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    "What were they thinking?"
    *They weren't thinking.*

    • @Funtendo99
      @Funtendo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Christine The Decora Girl your winner

    • @AG_Speaks
      @AG_Speaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Funtendo99 *you're winner

    • @kristiandonchev2641
      @kristiandonchev2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This game could be the fastest made game ever.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kristian Donchev I think Hong Kong 97 was made in two days. The designer (Kowloon Kurosawa) broke his silence and said it himself lol

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AG_Speaks When you have to correct broken english with the right broken english.

  • @omegaanimations1727
    @omegaanimations1727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    As a programmer myself, the reason it’s faster in reverse is most likely because the programmers implemented a positive speed cap…
    But not a negative one.

    • @davidortiz6284
      @davidortiz6284 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well thank u for that useless piece of information, quieff

    • @cumeater288
      @cumeater288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      we couldn't have guessed, thank you

    • @voidx6782
      @voidx6782 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They didn’t care if the speed will overflow, it seems they don’t even test their code

  • @sbgssecondarychannel3206
    @sbgssecondarychannel3206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    AVGN: "Have you ever heard of a video game where you can't lose?!"
    Action 52 Tanks: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @pigskipar4056
    @pigskipar4056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    “You can’t release something, this unfinished!”
    Ubisoft: That’s where you’re wrong kiddo

  • @SKMP
    @SKMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Flash isn't the fastest man alive, the driver of this truck is. This truck is faster than fucking flash, makes him look like a slow ass compared to this truck.
    The truck is so fast (12.3 undecillion mph) that not only could you go across the universe in half a second, all matter would be destroyed as a consequence at this speed.
    This truck is so fast, eventually the game gives up and let's you win, almost as if it's saying "Fine fine you win please stop you're going too fucking fast"
    The truck is so fast, chin from hong kong 97 worships it.

    • @jakecobovic9091
      @jakecobovic9091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This the best comment ever typed.

    • @SKMP
      @SKMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jake Cobovic 😂

    • @bluesheepmcpegames2335
      @bluesheepmcpegames2335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that truck is too fast even Sonic can't beat it at a race

    • @SKMP
      @SKMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +BlueSheep MCPE GAMES Sonic is the truck's bitch

    • @julianarayaesquivel488
      @julianarayaesquivel488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I read this in the nerds voice and it worked. This was the mortal weapon deng xiaoping was suppossed to turn into but never quite made it.

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Nerd’s unabashed joy over how hilariously awful this is will always be funny

  • @catsinwonderland7473
    @catsinwonderland7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The fact that this game managed to make him break character is just amazing. This is totally one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

  • @DohEntertainment
    @DohEntertainment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    you'll be hauling loads and trying to stay ahead of the law
    ....of physics

    • @senpaicity3334
      @senpaicity3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like give the laws of physics the Finger.

    • @4zt3c
      @4zt3c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't "try" to brake the laws of physics, you just do

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's my way or the laws of physics way. And the laws of physics way ain't got shit.

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    The incoherent film *The Room* and *Big Rigs* were released in the same year, 2003. I heard that if you watch The Room and play Big Rigs at the same time the secrets to existence will be unlocked to you, the only problem is that you won't be able to tell anyone after due to the extensive brain damage. You've been warned.

    • @kaffewomble1288
      @kaffewomble1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I heard you will be blacked out of existence then a guy will wake you up and tells you that the simulation is over XD

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ahahaha what a great story Ryan!

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or you just time travel back to 2003

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      what was going on that year

    • @thewatcherofawesomecontent
      @thewatcherofawesomecontent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      2003 was a vibe... actually it was all big vibe until around 2009 when smartphones and social spyware took off

  • @scarletcroc3821
    @scarletcroc3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Nerd: you can’t release something that’s not finished
    Modern AAA publishers: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @KeinNiemand
      @KeinNiemand 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Even modern AAA games are nowhere near as unfinished as this game

  • @Enn3rdAnimates
    @Enn3rdAnimates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "it just happen that the whole game is the glicth"
    Cyberpunk 2077: I think you got the wrong guy

  • @LFJ87
    @LFJ87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    It's impossible to get angry at this game... you just feel sorry for it.

  • @declan7551
    @declan7551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    OH god. They forgot to put a maximum speed on reverse.

    • @NyxDiscordia33
      @NyxDiscordia33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Which is a bit odd because it's not that hard to program and they already capped forward movement.

    • @declan7551
      @declan7551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      indeed. this game really does seem to be unfinished.

    • @commandershepard8353
      @commandershepard8353 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They switched up the forward and reverse

    • @MultiYoshiman
      @MultiYoshiman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I honestly believe this could've been made in a day

    • @KetwunsGamingPad
      @KetwunsGamingPad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol they probably copied that code, and did opposite, but didn't remember to change maximum or minimum lol.

  • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
    @IMINSIDEYOURMUM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Game Mill is somehow still in operation to this day.

  • @xx_delirex_xx7041
    @xx_delirex_xx7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The truck in reverse be like:
    "I'm speed"

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2466

    "You can't release something that isn't finished."~ AVGN
    "Hold my beer." ~ EA

    • @thegodofclowns7494
      @thegodofclowns7494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      EkhidnaSkiz so true

    • @arminnowrouzi2101
      @arminnowrouzi2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't get it. What do you mean?

    • @ekhidna4
      @ekhidna4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      EA forces developer teams to release games that are 95% of the time unfinished or buggy as all hell. That, and most are just plain awful.

    • @marckcf9600
      @marckcf9600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      buggisoft''

    • @ecksdii
      @ecksdii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      nah ea sucks shit.

  • @landonhorgan2907
    @landonhorgan2907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Its my way or the highway, and the highway ain't got shit."

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Landon Horgan limp Bizkit!

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scotty Lewis I thought the same xD
      But I also always wondered if it's a reference to something else and Limp Bizkit just makes the same reference.

  • @originalcharacterplznostea2749
    @originalcharacterplznostea2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "You can't release something that's not finished!"
    *That aged well.*

  • @RabidSquirrel05
    @RabidSquirrel05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Finally! The glitch gremlin is a playable character in a video game, he’s inside the truck

  • @geefreck
    @geefreck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    There ought to be a Big Rigs MMO. Same exact game, just with multiple players driving around trucks.
    Mayhem. Physics Fingering. Accelerating backwards races. Imagine a map with over a hundred trucks everywhere.

    • @ThoseNerdsOverThere
      @ThoseNerdsOverThere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There actually was some time ago. My old middle school friends used to play it. Cant find it for the life of me now.

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol imagine alot of people going in reverse

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could probably make that in like 2 days

    • @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3
      @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can we get a Big Rigs remaster which is just the same exact game but with better graphics

    • @omegametroyd
      @omegametroyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar to those Maid Marian games, the one with cars, Club Marian I think. I used to play the Sherwood one

  • @jaydenrise7186
    @jaydenrise7186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    For the who don't know the top speed in reverse is 12.3 undecillion MPH. Which is 12.3*10^36 MPH, and also exponentially smokes the speed of light. You're winner.

    • @chernabogjunior
      @chernabogjunior 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      uh, thanks Ian. That certainly is some useful information.

    • @jaydenrise7186
      @jaydenrise7186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My name's not Ian, but you're welcome

    • @BoydWillemsen
      @BoydWillemsen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Jayden Rise It's a joke from the AVGN episode "Nintendo Power".

    • @mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehme902
      @mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehme902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How fast is the speed of sound?

    • @mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehme902
      @mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehme902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I looked it up it's around 130,000 miles a second (or more also a light year is 15 trillion miles)

  • @mpbiggame1010
    @mpbiggame1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    14:49 him looking upwards was a brilliant touch 😂

  • @gilfredyacevedo8129
    @gilfredyacevedo8129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    This makes sonic 06 look functional

    • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
      @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SupraSanicsKrublAwrD Yee
      That’s saying something, my Manns....

    • @queefyqueefstermcqueef6652
      @queefyqueefstermcqueef6652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SupraSanicsKrublAwrD Yee
      Sonic 06 was phenomenal

    • @KMC5240
      @KMC5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sonic 06 despite it's flaws, can at least be considered a complete game. Big Rigs was updated twice, and it's still not a complete game.

    • @thaddayyus
      @thaddayyus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeaa i love sonic 06 its so bad its good

    • @snowperez1864
      @snowperez1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thaddayyus that's what some Sonic fans say, and i 100% agree with you. + Sonic's sections are actually sometimes pretty fun

  • @JackNrat17Gaming
    @JackNrat17Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6745

    This will forever be the funniest episode of AVGN, the pure disbelief on nerds face kills me every time

    • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
      @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I think the Crazy Castle and Batman videos were funnier but yes, I love James' expressions

    • @zodiacaldawn
      @zodiacaldawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed

    • @voctur
      @voctur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I am between this and the Tiger games episode

    • @LowEndMarauder
      @LowEndMarauder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I like the pure joy you can feel from him enjoying this abomination of a game

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ah yes, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Prequel story to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  • @ElderPrinceShroob
    @ElderPrinceShroob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The finale of Kirby and the Forgotten Land brought me here.

    • @rorysnow7937
      @rorysnow7937 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now I’m curious

  • @shield_rat221
    @shield_rat221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    "You can't realease a game that is not finished!"
    Meanwhile, in 2018...

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And fortnight is born

    • @sameralmari3875
      @sameralmari3875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FF 15

    • @leijten
      @leijten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      loooool, hoped/expected a comment like this...
      so sad yet so true

    • @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583
      @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skoots6303 Hey Hey Hey its shitnite

    • @CIA871
      @CIA871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Fallout 76

  • @jonathancarpenter5621
    @jonathancarpenter5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    12:44 "somebody from the ESRB looked at this game and said "YOU'RE WINNER! 🏆""

  • @Deliveredmean42
    @Deliveredmean42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Dear goodness I am still surprise GameMill still publishing games after all these years. And looks like they never learn their lesson after releasing Skull Island Rise of Kong!

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      considering that it seems to have come out that the actual devs had only one year given for development, I guess they really are a game mill

  • @YorkieChannelYT
    @YorkieChannelYT ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “You can’t release something that’s unfinished”
    Unfortunately, the gaming industry didn’t listen to his pleas

    • @John-el1ki
      @John-el1ki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least they’re more functional than Big Rigs

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    I think the Glitch Gremlin is driving the truck.

    • @gaz9434
      @gaz9434 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The glitch gremlin made the fricking game

    • @alightswitch8783
      @alightswitch8783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Red Who the game is the glitch gremlin

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Glitch Gremlin own the entire company.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      stalk8r This game accidentally came into being when an 18-wheeler crashed into the Glitch Gremlin.

    • @Midcall
      @Midcall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stalk8r The game is inspired by the Glitch Gremlin

  • @athysw.e.9562
    @athysw.e.9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "The game was so bad, they programmed a way to escape it" : will always be my favorite AVGN quote.

  • @haydenscott8969
    @haydenscott8969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Imagine going to the backrooms and finding a big rigs truck that went too fast in reverse

    • @gdash6925
      @gdash6925 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, you were close

  • @hartmada2757
    @hartmada2757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    For me, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet. It has made me cry laughing many times.

    • @mastermindrational1907
      @mastermindrational1907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. I can’t watch this and not laugh.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 ปีที่แล้ว

      15:02 “THAT NOISE?! That noise, how high can it _GO?!”_ 🤣

  • @captainamerica3932
    @captainamerica3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    Big Rigs saved my life. There was a time where I thought there was no point to going on. I was such a loser. I would have ended it all. But then one day, I found this game. I started playing. When that "You're winner" screen came up, it made me stop and think... "I'm winner? How can that be?"
    It completely turned my self image around. I wasn't a loser... I was winner! This game gave me the self-esteem to keep going, and now years after I played it, I still have fond memories. Without Big Rigs, I would not be around today.
    I would gladly pay $90 for this game. To me, it's worth much more than that. To me, it is priceless.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      That was beautiful!
      To me, you're always winner!
      😀👍

    • @SteveCrafts2k
      @SteveCrafts2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Was that sarcasm?

    • @miya3126
      @miya3126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Godbless Bog Rrigs

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@SteveCrafts2k
      No. This is Patrick

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It worries me that I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or actually serious.

  • @weofparadigm
    @weofparadigm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "You can't release something that's not finished"
    *Laughs in EA*

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bring back the demo culture! I would rather have a piece of a game early before it's released to get a feel for it, rather than a shitty unfinished game early that then never gets finished.

    • @SuperPlaytendo
      @SuperPlaytendo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonic 06 in a nutshell

    • @DarthKorrin
      @DarthKorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah that I recall ubisofts only major fuck up was AC Unity they more or less got there shit together after that

    • @dominicbofficial
      @dominicbofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *THE INTENT IS TO PROVIDE PLAYERS A SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT FROM UNLOCKING DIFFERENT HEROS*

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dominick Boren Says those assholes who work with EA.

  • @jendouglas9781
    @jendouglas9781 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    If this game came out today, people would accuse the creators of using A.I during development

  • @thesultanofswing8706
    @thesultanofswing8706 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    7:44
    I think this is the most genuine reaction we've ever seen from The Nerd. Absolute disbelief.

  • @martinschultz3441
    @martinschultz3441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The fact that there is a 'Sound Guy' in the credits speaks for itself. what a busy man he would have been during production! You're winner

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have heard that there is music in the game, but under normal circumstances it doesn't play.

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They needed a sound guy and a light guy for when the truck's reverse speed broke either barrier. They had a quantum physics guy but he disappeared.

    • @UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916
      @UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Sergey Titov, he has the balls to show himself in front of us about WarZ.

  • @SailorPalutena
    @SailorPalutena 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    This is Reverse Flash's truck.

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What if the Speed Force was a truck?

    • @noman777
      @noman777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IT WAS ME BARRY, I PROGRAMMED THAT GAME

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IT WAS Me Berry it was me all along

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barry: Aw, son of a bitch.
      XDXD

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8 years later and still my favorite episode

  • @nerdtalk1246
    @nerdtalk1246 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This is such a troll game. I love it.

    • @WidSilson
      @WidSilson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would imply they had *intentionally* made it bad.

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "The truck's fucking the ground!"

    • @sebsstudios644
      @sebsstudios644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love that pic

    • @robott4506
      @robott4506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plz tell me what your profile pic is, not who it's made by.

    • @robott4506
      @robott4506 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eugen1344 actually that's not my mother.

    • @iceicebearbear
      @iceicebearbear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Godd Howard Before trying to insult someone, fix your dumb grammar.

    • @robott4506
      @robott4506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Godd Howard Jesus your grammar though. Imagine some rubbed their ass all over their keyboard. The End

  • @leoluster3027
    @leoluster3027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "It's as if the water is trying to exist, but can't."

  • @professorkai2852
    @professorkai2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    11:50 "You can't release something that's not finished"
    Bethesda: *Furiously sweating*

    • @vivaldireal1741
      @vivaldireal1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Rockstar

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU ปีที่แล้ว

      *Hello Games* - “Hehe…surely!”

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@vivaldireal1741Or pretty much any AAA developer in 2019 or later.

  • @JPS47
    @JPS47 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10 years later this is still the best episode. BIG MOTHA F%CKING RIIIIGS!

  • @kloggmonkey
    @kloggmonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    that sales pitch at the end was the greatest thing ever!
    "engines equipped with quantum phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects so it's not to interfere with the racing experience!
    rear spinning tires with warp drive velocity for interdimensional exploring! leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!"
    i'm sold!

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I wasn't quite sure until I heard:
      "Drivin' around in fuckin' trucks!"
      All my money, take it.

    • @wisconsinbuddah
      @wisconsinbuddah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Felt like a power thirst commercial

    • @MultiTomtom23
      @MultiTomtom23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the SNES vs genesis episode....the Sega commercial is genius!!!

    • @naterocker0590
      @naterocker0590 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ryanpyo9373
      @ryanpyo9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big fickin RIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGGIIGISA

  • @risersin7957
    @risersin7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    So can we talk for a second about the fact that this is a boundless world? And reverse driving actually gives you the ability to traverse it? You know what's crazy, there's another video about this game where they see the limits of speed they can go. When they crossed a certain threshold, the game ended because the RIG moved so fast that it was everywhere in the universe at once and crossed the finish line. In all honesty, scientist could craft theories and do experiments using this 'engine'.

    • @fredoriagaming4466
      @fredoriagaming4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep.

    • @PhelesDragon
      @PhelesDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Link?

    • @graceanderson8731
      @graceanderson8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'd also like to know which vid you're talking about

    • @risersin7957
      @risersin7957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Type Big Rigs Max Speed on youtube.

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, wow, that's sure and useful and interesting fact, Riser Sin

  • @CallMeMyron
    @CallMeMyron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    9:21 I died 😂

  • @zac9181
    @zac9181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The fact that most of the money went to hiring someone to make the Box Art is astounding.

  • @JibzCastor
    @JibzCastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Big Rigs, one of the worst games of all time.
    AVGN: "This is awesome."

    • @Oxide_
      @Oxide_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      sarcasm

    • @acgaming1932
      @acgaming1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He was joking

    • @deadaccount3342
      @deadaccount3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@acgaming1932
      I personally think it's awesome just cause it's so stupid XD

    • @senpaicity3334
      @senpaicity3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You're Winner

    • @The12thDimension.
      @The12thDimension. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's to the next 400
      Or something I dunno

  • @falloutcreepy4678
    @falloutcreepy4678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    -What are you doing?
    -go in reverse
    -"That's impossible"
    -"No, it's necesary"

    • @toucan516
      @toucan516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fallout Creepy
      I'm guessing that truck had to dock with a spinning trailer.

    • @Gordon_Aiden
      @Gordon_Aiden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Come on, Nerd!

  • @TheRealEclipse1
    @TheRealEclipse1 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The "You're Winner !" part broke me 🤣

  • @Tailstraw_xD
    @Tailstraw_xD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "We're not gonna go too far back into the past, only to 2003." 20 years ago. Yowza

  • @Cornelius87
    @Cornelius87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    This looks like something done at a programming class in school and never got finished because the teacher only gave you one class and the next day you had to move on to something else.

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol when it showed the credits and I saw that a team of people actually worked on this “game” I was dumbfounded!

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now you mention it those credits just look like a small group for uni project

  • @isiahrodriguez64
    @isiahrodriguez64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    ESRB inspector = "wow this is the most inexcusably unfinished game I've ever played, but hey no bad or suggestive language so E"

    • @MaeveFirstborn
      @MaeveFirstborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Except, get this: the ESRB never plays the games.
      The dev's tell them what's in it.

    • @commentcontrol7187
      @commentcontrol7187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      what actually happens I think is the devs send the most violent/questionable scene in the game and the ESRB rates off that, from what I've scene.

    • @daniels3960
      @daniels3960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ESRB doesn't review games

    • @slamdunk715
      @slamdunk715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The word "scene" is not a verb.

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patriarchal Sun *an

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Going in reverse is the greatest feature in gaming history

  • @tarpattituopponen7783
    @tarpattituopponen7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:21 Was absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

  • @LizardOfOz69
    @LizardOfOz69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    His reaction to "You're Winner" will forever be the funniest thing in AVGN history to me.

    • @Jackaljkljkl
      @Jackaljkljkl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His reaction to "Golf" in the Atari Sports episode.

    • @DairyBastardGOW1
      @DairyBastardGOW1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      for me, it's his very similar reaction to the intro of Hong Kong '97

    • @sunshineholmes3487
      @sunshineholmes3487 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was until his reaction to Violence Fight and Lick Joe.

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      all the bits where he's desperately trying not to laugh in Ikari Warriors are fantastic, timeless even in my opinion.

    • @alexandraroman4121
      @alexandraroman4121 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mine would be how fast the truck goes backwards

  • @empire0
    @empire0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Yeah I lost it at YOU'RE WINNER too.

  • @leeannkaluakini1890
    @leeannkaluakini1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    14:13 LOL

  • @davidmonheim21
    @davidmonheim21 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "you can't release something that's not finished" and other lies we tell ourselves

    • @retrodude8748
      @retrodude8748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bethesda, Mojang: *visible confusion*

  • @jaysonwhipple9760
    @jaysonwhipple9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    “Alright, lets go in reverse...”
    “Ludicrous speed go!”
    - Lord Helmet

    • @Anthyrion
      @Anthyrion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If we would take some real numbers here and if the game ever had physics, the Truck would drive around 7 times the speed of sound from the last number the speedometer showed us^^

    • @McLovin_2004
      @McLovin_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We passed them! Stop this thing!

    • @waffleliberty89
      @waffleliberty89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY
      F E E T !

    • @McLovin_2004
      @McLovin_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@waffleliberty89 smoke if you got 'em.

    • @stinkyviking4519
      @stinkyviking4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "What should we do now sir?"
      "Well... Are we stopped?..."
      "Yes we're stopped"
      Rick Moranis' delivery of the "are we stopped?" is pure gold

  • @Altar360
    @Altar360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    "You can't release something that wasn't finished"
    Insert Ubisoft, EA, Capcom or Sega joke here

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sonic 06 was rushed, it is finish but I had to say it

    • @Altar360
      @Altar360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Noelfriday Rushed or not, Sonic 06 still had a huge lack of polish... and the less said about Sonic Boom the better

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boom, haven't heard of that game.

    • @lecorbak
      @lecorbak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noelfriday :V

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Altar360 Now a Rocksteady joke, they puked out on the PC with Batman Arkham Knight!

  • @Chozo_Ghost
    @Chozo_Ghost ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You can't release something... that's NOT FINISHED!"
    Developers/Publishers in 2022: "Want to bet?"

  • @threezysworld8089
    @threezysworld8089 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "The game's so bad the programmed a way to escape it" has to be one of the funniest quotes I've heard from him.

  • @WinderTP
    @WinderTP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    11:50 "You can't release something that is not finished"
    Yeah James, tell Ubisoft that shit.

    • @Vespidia
      @Vespidia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Or EA.

    • @nondjmaster
      @nondjmaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      or any shitty indie game on Steam.

    • @Vespidia
      @Vespidia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ***** Or any shitty indie game on Xbox Live

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You remember me of Poladoful

    • @Eugen1344
      @Eugen1344 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tell that to Skyrim developers

  • @ag23415
    @ag23415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    "You can't release a game that's not finished!"
    *Electronic Arts, Ubisoft, and Epic Games are typing*

    • @coolhistory2710
      @coolhistory2710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ay least fortnite has less glitches than big rigs

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @murat balamsa More like 16 times the BUGS

    • @morbid333
      @morbid333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You forgot Activision

    • @ShinSuperSaiyajin
      @ShinSuperSaiyajin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Konami: hold my beer

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sega: *sweats profusely*

  • @nanuqo2006
    @nanuqo2006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The truck going so fast in reverse that the engine starts to sound like a blood-curdling human scream cannot be a coincidence. This game is demonic.

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You can't release a game that's unfinished!"
    I think every AAA studio took this as a challenge.

  • @sebwan
    @sebwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    - "You're Winner"
    - "No, I am Error"

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, a winner is you. :P

    • @Extil2
      @Extil2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I am error" i feel like i have seen or heard this before but i can't remember

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Extil2 Zelda 2 on NES.

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thymoteo Eevi r/wooosh

    • @davidroxo5807
      @davidroxo5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, this is Patrick