That “You’re going to the gas chamber, Edgar” is so goddamn brutal because, not only was Edgar Jewish, but the Holocaust had only ended two years prior.
16:00 Rusty: "This is probably another sad sack who lost his temper with a broad who wouldn't put out." Cole: " Are you a suspect, Rusty?" Think this might be as good as Valdez
Red Dead redemption 2 Arthur you see that fellow over there he's naked as a jaybird Arthur: is that why you like the spot so much Best Rockstar line of all time
He’s my favorite partner and in my opinion the overall best, every other partner after this has their faults that can bring them into a negative light (I liked rusty cuz he was funny though)
@@VincentVincent_89 I don't remember Biggs having any major flaws- he seemed to be the most "wholesome" of the group, though Stefan is definitely my favorite too.
That's one Stefan Bekowski. Sassiest, funniest and undeniably best partner in the whole game. He even has an arc of his own and gets promoted to Homicide not long after Phelps gets promoted out of there.
Back then? Not really. Hell, they didn't have the miranda warning until 1966. Around that time is when people realized that cops had to play by certain rules because of the constitution. Not to mention Mapp vs. Ohio.
Yeah, it was different back then. Cops today compared to cops back then are like Boy Scouts you can sue in to the ground. Back then police beatings were quite regular.
Good luck to them in this, given the fact of the commentator above, there is still a burden to convince someone at a time when it was still impossible to film or record something illegal on a voice recorder. The police will just beat the shit out of you and force you to plead guilty under torture.
Bekowski was a great partner, it's too bad we leave him and only really get to see him later and he's been promoted from Traffic to Homicide, all those years in patrol finally paid off!
This game is something else man. Still my favorite. I heard about it out of the blue in Rockstar's Developer series a few weeks before it dropped and got my mom to buy it for me back in 2011 when I was 11 years old. Played through it so many times.
"We do alot of presuming here in the United States Consul General, it comes with the turf" Cole's inner monologue: I'm boutta end this man's whole career
5:00 Hey I can tell Anna's voice actress is hispanic and her accent is crystal clear. I'd say mex or arg. The first time she says Gabriel she sounds mex, the second time she sounds arg.
20:06 "Mind if I ask you some questions?!" Said with the volume and tone of "that's not a question, and I'm already having a bad day, so no funny stuff."
The Rockstar Dynasty lasted for 20 years (1998- 2018) What a library of quality games (for the most part). LA Noire was something else... something more.
That “You’re going to the gas chamber, Edgar” is so goddamn brutal because, not only was Edgar Jewish, but the Holocaust had only ended two years prior.
no special treatment for a killer
It is pretty brutal. But the harshest crime deserves the harshest punishment.
Based Cole
holy fuck
@@_zigger_ Please become illiterate this second so I never have to read something like that again.
You press "Doubt" and Phelps turns into an asshole. You press "lie" and Phelps calls people pedophiles. That's PTSD taken to the extreme.
@Ed M I do not remember asking for your personal take.
@Ed M As you should. Just don't expect politeness from everyone.
@Ed M deleted your original reply. Hm
@@MCPunk55 what did they say??
@@emmiebunny04 He deleted it. Ask him.
16:00
Rusty: "This is probably another sad sack who lost his temper with a broad who wouldn't put out."
Cole: " Are you a suspect, Rusty?"
Think this might be as good as Valdez
Red Dead redemption 2 Arthur you see that fellow over there he's naked as a jaybird
Arthur: is that why you like the spot so much
Best Rockstar line of all time
19:39 - Underratedly accurate response
my favorite moment in the whole thing
I can’t stop cryin, that was funnier than it shoula been
Yeah it felt so real
Yep. Not over-done. Not under-played. Just right.
Also you instantly know that dude ain't the murderer hes so taken aback
You f#** young boys Valdez is hilarious and I will never forget that line. Phelps can be funny as heck
If I was there, I would’ve busted out laughing from the seer bluntness and unexpectedness of it
@@eriksanchez1721 Don't worry I did it for you.
They should've included Valdez's reaction
Cole Phelps: Danny, Ben, Miguel, Tristan, and Teddy…. full lips.
@@sans-was-taken-. What were you doing there bro?
22:26 *crashes car* “Nice car, Roy” that shit has me reeling
"If you wreck this car, I'll have you back in Patrol by the morning."
Reminds me of that one moment in re7 where Jack yells that same thing to Ethan "NICE CAR ETHAN!"
A random person: Hey! I know you
Cole: No, you don't
Cole is just a chad.
The bartender's "oh shit" got me really good.
19:29
4:53, is still great to laugh at
Valdez: Are you a madman!?
22:27
*immediately crashes car*
"Nice car, Roy."
this was the funniest moment for me
Cole: "I like blondes I guess"
Also Cole: *has an affair with a brunette*
Setfan: "DAMN IT COLE WATCH IT"
It's Stefan
Not only that but his wife is a brunette. Elsa must have been blonde originally, otherwise it makes no sense
I’d say Elsa is dark blonde, his wife is brunette. Statement checks out!
Cole: *fucks Elsa*
Stefan: USE THE SIREN!!!
Elsa is blonde 🙄
I love how confident Cole can easily make a calm comment that piss people off 😂
Don't we all want that superpower
I've never played this game, but at 12:51, holy shit the partner popped off! God damn!
He’s my favorite partner and in my opinion the overall best, every other partner after this has their faults that can bring them into a negative light (I liked rusty cuz he was funny though)
@@VincentVincent_89 I don't remember Biggs having any major flaws- he seemed to be the most "wholesome" of the group, though Stefan is definitely my favorite too.
That's one Stefan Bekowski. Sassiest, funniest and undeniably best partner in the whole game. He even has an arc of his own and gets promoted to Homicide not long after Phelps gets promoted out of there.
Stefan and Rusty are my favorite partners in the game
@@spencers5898 biggs was a downer until he really bought into what was really going on, if Cole was the optimist then Biggs was a pessimist.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Roy: YA LIKE JAZZ
Do you like huey Lewis And The News?
@@denisdenis3358 hell yes
Upvote 666!
13:34
22:26
C R A S H
*Nice car, Roy*
Same vibe as "Nice car Smoke" after Smoke said "Aw Motherfucker my car!"
NICE CAR, E T H A N
Nice car, Smoke.
Three different games 😂. L.A. Noire, Resident Evil Biohazard and GTA San Andreas.
It's as if the more Phelps got promoted, the worst his partners became. Except for Bekowski I think. He was a pretty wholesome friend.
I liked Rusty also. Bekowski was definitely his friend, but Rusty was pretty wholesome. Plus, he was funny.
@@artusanctus997 drunken wife-beater? Very wholesome indeed
@@BunnyBounce161 Rusty makes up for it for being hilarious. It's his redeeming quality.
@@artusanctus997 I mean, I guess. Not like he was rare anyways, back then. At least he got humour
My order of best partnee is
Bekowsky
Biggs
Galoway
Ralph
Any other person
Roy
19:55 "ehh a bunch of these guys, ask around" proceeds to gestures to the 1 person
funny thing about this game, Cole never has a warrant, so all the suspects could just tell him to piss off and he'd legally have to
Back then? Not really. Hell, they didn't have the miranda warning until 1966. Around that time is when people realized that cops had to play by certain rules because of the constitution.
Not to mention Mapp vs. Ohio.
Yeah, it was different back then. Cops today compared to cops back then are like Boy Scouts you can sue in to the ground. Back then police beatings were quite regular.
Good luck to them in this, given the fact of the commentator above, there is still a burden to convince someone at a time when it was still impossible to film or record something illegal on a voice recorder. The police will just beat the shit out of you and force you to plead guilty under torture.
In 1940? Good lick with that. Even nowadays cops break the law everyday just to quickly close an investigation.
@@sanich0811 to be fair they still do this, the cameras just magically malfunction
Just recently 100% the game
Nice!
@@bucketboy1351 thanks man
Is it good? Is it for pn or xbox?
@@lifeonmars03 I have the Xbox version
@@lifeonmars03 it's an amazing game!
29:28 "Wow" -- Roy's sarcasm made me chuckle XD
Love to hate Roy, such a good character.
"I like your ass."
"You're lying, Morgan!"
Oh god what video is that from
@@ryanchatham9971 It's in the outro for just about every Gamerpoop video from mans1ay3r, but it first featured in his series about L.A. Noir.
“Don’t tell me you jerk off, Phelps.”
“Ayyyyyy I love to jerk off.”
“You like jazz?” Slapped me like a ton of bricks
Tbh i was not expecting that at all when i heard that, had to do a double take.
13:34
21:16 Based Rusty
My thing rusty as ever done
Ponyfåg
Chode Master ᛉ lol
"Shut up and take your beating like a man!"
"Turn out your pockets, Eli"
"Now why would I do that?"
"Because I'm about to break your fucking skull, Eli"
Rusty is fuckin' unhinged, Jesus Christ
Eli is a pedo though, so Rusty’s comment is completely justified
The same guy that has murderous tendencies about his ex-wives yet doesn't follow through
Meh it's the least Eli deserves for being a stalker and a pedo
28:14 WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT
Cuz he's a rapper.
Cuz it rhymed
he wanted to show off his freestyle skills
Officers phelps and dunn, what can you tell us about this gun?
Sounds like the actor stumbled a bit over that line.
Phelps us so unnecessarily rude I love it
Man has absolutely zero chill
I love the Valdez scene. It went from 0 to 10 in an instant!
This game has, by far, some of the best written characters and dialogue ever...
4:52 made me nearly spit take.
Gotta love how cole phelps casually roast people like if that was part of his job lol
“YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?!” That caught me so off guard the first time I heard it, I laughed for 10 minutes
4:53
Yes he does
"ARE YOU A MADMAN!?"
11:56 MAN THAT WAS SAVAGE!!!
This game...my dad played this and I had no Idea how cool this would be to play and I still gotta get to it. The acting is just so 👌🏾
"How many Janitors carry a gat?"
Old man practically killed himself reaching for his gun and his draw was slow as $#!+.
Bekowski was a great partner, it's too bad we leave him and only really get to see him later and he's been promoted from Traffic to Homicide, all those years in patrol finally paid off!
I love that officer after arresting the first guy.
He’s like
“Yeah we did it teamwork :D”
This game is something else man. Still my favorite. I heard about it out of the blue in Rockstar's Developer series a few weeks before it dropped and got my mom to buy it for me back in 2011 when I was 11 years old. Played through it so many times.
1:27 that's quite the foreshadowing...
30:09 that's why you should always park your cars away from windows
Damn. Cole says "fuck" more than once.
I did not know that.
Gotta love how all the people being interrogated demand a lawyer and keep talking
Still watching 2025 lol
The part where Rusty just decks Ferdinand will always be my favorite scene
"We do alot of presuming here in the United States Consul General, it comes with the turf"
Cole's inner monologue: I'm boutta end this man's whole career
Bruh! Cole Phelps is my man lmao what a fuckin bro that character is.
The Lip flaps for this game are crazy good man. Ahead of it’s freaking time.
*BLAM*
"You killed a cop, and it's the electric chair"
Well, not with that amount of lead in his system
Rusty was always my favorite for a reason 😂
Like a Norm Macdonald as a cop
“hey… I KNOW YOU!”
“noyoudont”
25:39
Jim Boy aint got nothin on this man
"Hey I know you!"
"No Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken."
-“Do you mind if we look around?”
-“Why would you want to do that?”
-“Because we say so.”
-“Well, I guess you can”
Quickest. Argument. Ever.
Man, THIS game is now ten years old? How time flies. Great game
"HEY I KNOW YOU!"
"...no you dont"
Gotta use that one 😂😂😂
Is anyone gonna talk about how weird it is to see a rockstar game where you play as a genuinely good man?
"That's the third time you told me" ICE COLD BABY! ICE COLD! 👉👉
28:14 BARS
For a semi-serious detective game, it has no right being as funny as it is
"Nice car, Roy"
*smash*
5:00 Hey I can tell Anna's voice actress is hispanic and her accent is crystal clear. I'd say mex or arg.
The first time she says Gabriel she sounds mex, the second time she sounds arg.
19:55
Clem-*shhh*
So we have the owner of the car. A degenerate
"I like your ass"
"You're lying, Morgan!"
Random Citizen: Hey i know you!
Cole: No, No you don't. Lets forget this ever happened.
"you keep lying to me and i'll send you and your baby to jail" has me laughing too god damn hard lmao
20:06 "Mind if I ask you some questions?!" Said with the volume and tone of "that's not a question, and I'm already having a bad day, so no funny stuff."
Casually driving on the side walk while dissing his partner on the way to an interrogation
props for keeping the number of dislikes in the video description. Happy holidays Bucket Boy!
Thank you! Happy Holidays to you too!
Forgot how fun this game is
Especially for someone who reads a lot of crime novels
9:18
Holy shit, it's iDubbbz!
Did the literal libertarian cop just call a leftist a parasite?? Whut did I just hear
He says what he has to get the reaction he wants. It worked!
Rusty: Shut up and take a beating like a man
*few seconds later*
Rusty:Let me belt him again 😆
Miami noire in 80s would be dank.
This guy is doing god's work uploading this
The Rockstar Dynasty lasted for 20 years (1998- 2018)
What a library of quality games (for the most part).
LA Noire was something else...
something more.
"I found two syrettes in his jacket pocket"
"W o w" - Roy Earle, 1947.
How many janitors carry a gat?
Pow
I died watching that lol
So did the janitor.
22:26 killed me 🤣
This is like a movie
“I’d say that’s pretty good value for 12 cents”
These detectives are like my parents, always accusing
4:52 my favorite part XD
This game is a hidden gem 💎
22:15 OH! phelps you lost you're hat. looks like you gotta go back downstairs to find it.
Cole Philips: No nonsense ex military LAPD officer
0:15 "UUEH"
Have you heard him scream while falling tho
4:54 This is so perfectly cut lmfao
2:57 i can't unhear the gamer poop version of this scene
0:55 Cole bugging
4:53 the most important question ever
“You’re going to the gas chamber, Edgar.” Fucking scary
more like Fucking BASED
@@lilben4184 Based on what?
The funny thing about this phrase is that it was said to a Jew in the 40s. Well, you understand me.
@@lilben4184 Cole "Nazi King" Phelps
Back when California had the balls to actually execute criminals.
21:15 we all would have done the same as rusty when you hear this about a corpse
21:16 most normal reaction to people self outed as necrophiles
5:25 Cole threatening to throw babies in jail 😭
I love how Roy refers to it as "braining"
5:01 I definitely didn't expect her to have that voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"H-hey I know you!"
"No you don't."
the amount i've laughed from this video alone has made me play this game again, just finished downloading it lmaoooo
22:26 N I C E C A R , R O Y
This game still holds up so well
watching this off da wacky baccy