John Otieno actually, no, he was generally sympathetic and kind to kids. The people he didn't like were complacent and pretentious people - and kids are generally too innocent for those traits to be engrained.
The fact she finds the diagnosis of a gratification disorder horrifying but was happy and positive towards a diagnosis of epilepsy is so depictive of our society. As someone who had epilepsy as a child (and still has it) it angers me :D
I agree completely. Thankfully, I don’t have epilepsy, but I did have a few seizures in the past that now I have to take medication for epilepsy as a precaution. It is truly horrible and I found the mother’s behavior disturbing.
Kids lie however House likes kids for the fact he has the intelligence and age for an adult but the emotions of a kid. Their lack of knowledge is what discourages him from being near them.
@@sketches_by_jer How is making you feel good "arrogance"? We're talking about a fucking child and you're already saying they're perverted and arrogant ? Why do you hate humankind so much ?
Because a lot of adults are misguided by their prejudice or bigotry and it's very obvious. Many children have little to no filter and most ofvthem aren't bigots
“This is horrifying” “Epilepsy is horrifying” So true. Rationally a parent should be RELIEVED that her child doesn’t have a neurological disorder requiring medication. Instead she’s upset that they have to have an uncomfortable conversation 🙄 Second best line: “Sort of a misnomer. If one was UNABLE to gratify themselves THAT would be a disorder”
@@micheles.1179 Got to agree with that…the times where you were unconscious and never can remember what happened and hearing the people around you holding a conversation and the words making no sense to you… Ugh!
It's because children for the most part are brutally honest creatures. A trait he admires. Only when we "grow up" do we try to put a better face on things, and that kind of thing seemed to drive him 'round the bend.
So accurate in our society. The mom was actually almost upbeat and happy about the thought of epilepsy. Doing internet "research" and already planning all of the helicopter-mom shit she can do for her "special" kid. She was all into it, then House tells her its just a little bit of "Finding Nemo", and she's HORRIFIED. Thanks Puritans! (Sarcasm people. relax).
@@thebluefus yeah, it says that people can extrapolate fiction into real life when fiction itself is painting a picture of real life. Apparently you can't
Worked at a daycare and had a 2 yr old in my class that could only fall asleep at nap time if she humped her blanket. Informed the parents, and they said she did the same thing at home. Doctors told them it was normal. We moved her to a corner so the other kids wouldn't see her doing it, and left it at that. No biggie.
Always loved this bit. People freak out so much because they have this weird idea that children are "pure," but they also made up arbitrary rules for what purity means, and get upset if a child crosses them. Lots of kids masturbate, and House is so dead on about the appropriate response to that--just teach them about privacy. Boom, discomfort solved.
It’s likely what contributed to the Satanic Panic; hearing a kid say “Tyler let me touch his unit,” you’d think at first that it must mean that the daycare is promoting child sex. But the truth is that small kids don’t really grasp taboos. The more likely scenario is that Tyler was all “wanna see my unit?” and while showing it the other kid went “that’s so weird! Can I touch it?”
And this doesn't make them impure. A kid her age wouldn't know what was happening and wouldn't, normally, figure it out at least until puberty or a little later.
I recently saw a clip from Family Feud, where "question" was something like _"we asked 100 women, what would you like Steve Harvey to teach your man, how to do better?"_ 14-year old girl replied (excitedly) _"SEX"_ . Her parent's were shocked, to say the least.
The little actress’ facial expressions after each phrase are priceless. Perfect contrast to her mom’s disdainful looks. (Excellent visual editing in this scene.)
I have ALWAYS wondered how much of that look may have been from proper direction, because it was so specifically odd and hilarious. But can a kid that young have that much awareness of what they're doing, and what they may be trying to provoke.
Well if something feels good of course kids are going to do it. They dont realise that adults think its dirty or shameful. Like, pardon the pun, scratching an itch
That's basically what it is. It's basically just a tic where you need to scratch and itch abd your mind shuts down until you do. I thought I did this because I was special Ed turns out it's very common
There was an episode with a nonverbal autistic boy who at the end gave House his video game system (PSP I think). Wilson later told Cuddy he thinks House has Asperger's.
@@burger_kinghorn, haha! I remember. I think Wilson retracted and think House is more socially aware and versed, and therefore just labelled him the ass that he is [often times anyway].
Hes actually pretty good with the kids (I realise that's probably the dad in Hugh showing through) maybe because they have an excuse for their ignorance adults dont, so they dont annoy him as much 🤷♀️
"Epilepsy is horrifying" I have it and he's spot on. The fact she googled it and immediately thought she could diagnose her kid like that is such a Karen response! Hahaha
@@dihydrogenmonoxide7056 Its one thing to discuss physical issues and that alone doesn't necessarily make her a "karen" or obsessive parent. It was the addition of the special needs sports league, etc. It shows she came to a conclusion and potentially "researched" well beyond symptoms prior to getting an actual medical or psychological opinion.
In the Internet age, it is easier to do that. I used to have medical books, pre-Internet, but I didn't read them much because if I read them I was inclined to think I (or someone else) had a syndrome or illness that was described.
This kid was literally me at this age, but my mom was actually smart enough figured out what I was doing instead of thinking I was having a fucking seizure...
Same, but she mocked me and laughed at me with her friends so much that I was left humiliated and grew up to be repulsed by sex. I now consider myself asexual, although I wasn't born as one. The damage parents can do without even realising...
@Chloe Wainwright I'm fine now, thanks. I'll probably never have a healthy relationship with sex, but I made peace with it. Not everyone is made to be a parent.
Yes,madame Vikita,that little girl was the luckiest patient of all the patients, because she was the only one who understood better Dr.House's behaviour with an innocent smile.
Well i took a course on psychology of sexuality last semester and this was in one of the chapters. Its more common than we realize yet parents try to pass it off like its a joke or they shame the child harshly.
They shouldn’t touch themselves. They shouldn’t practice any source of perversion. Also girls area isn’t visible to their perspective compared to male external organs.
@ True, but I fear she'd probably call the police or something if a guy (particularly a younger guy interested in her) tried to get with her (whether gradually or quickly). She's probably one of those people who think sexuality is 'evil' when it's for fun/pleasure.
Yes, the ones that look for Dr Google and only go to actual Drs to -confirm- reinforce their diagnosis. As my granduncle who is a GP once asked me: "If you know what's wrong with you, then why are you here wasting my time?"
@that guy, over yonder And yet your first three statements show you are not at the Drs for answers, you are seeking permission. Perhaps with a foreword of "I looked it up at Google, it is definitely X, give me the prescription now". TL;DR Dr= Bureaucracy The last statement could be true. Nobody wants to stay sick forever.
I work in the medical field too, and I agree. They self diagnose, then they get upset when you tell them it’s something less serious. These people are actually upset that they’re not critically ill. If they don’t want to be told the truth, don’t seek a profesional, keep living in your fantasy world and stop wasting my time. 🙄
@@misssmisssymaria closest thing i got to special ed was ESOL. My my mom was native Filipino and her only problem with english was having only slightly coherent grammer when speaking. Dumbasses at my school thought i had a learning impairment because they though english was my second language when i never spoken my "native" tongue before.
@@t3ss33 he’s especially harsh on 3 things. 1. Food safety. If you’re not practicing basic safety innocent customers could get sick or even hospitalized. 2. Management that can’t take care of their staff. The management’s job is to take responsibility and ensure the employees are treated properly, if they’re not getting paid consistently they could fall into dept and causes an unhealthy amount of stress. 3. Narcissism a narcissistic team member can destroy a group’s cohesion and can’t accept blame or constructive criticism creating a hostile work environment especially in a high pressure situation like working in a five star restaurant. 9 times out of 10 he’s blowing up about either one of those three things or for dramatization.
Exactly!! Went through this with one of my daughters and no one would believe me that any pre-pubescent child her age could possible have figured this out that early! “Shame” has screwed up so many people and it too gets passed on like a virus!
Bodhi1satva it's just normal developmental behavior. People are just weird sometimes. The kid doesn't know what sex is, can't think of it as "sexual". It just feels good, and they certainly know the difference between "feels good" and "feels bad". So you tell them what's appropriate and where, and don't mess them up with crazy thoughts about it.
"Figured this out." I feel bad for them if they think it's so complicated it has to be figured out by an adult mind. It's instinctual for most people, and then it feels good so the behavior is reinforced. (In fact, evolutionarily speaking, it feels pretty much the best and reinforces itself more than almost anything. I say "almost" because, well, there's one more thing above it in terms of evolutionary reinforcement, which I'm sure you can guess, but would feel super creepy even typing in the context of children.)
I mean, I remember doing it at least since I was four, probably earlier. I don't have memories of my first orgasm, masturbation has just always been a part of my life, for as long as I can remember. Some people in this comment section are being really weird about it...
@@jonahffm3711She’s fine. It was never really an issue. We simply explained to her our thoughts about privacy and modesty and she understood and complied. She’s all grown up now, married and has children of her own.
If you watch the first season of Charmed she plays Hannah a warlock that's out for Prue's powers. She has red hair on glasses on the show, but it's still her.
Imagine if all her acting roles are connected and this was teddy or charlie and how exists in the good luck charlie world but they never visit him again after this
Huh. Through some clever writing and editing tricks we were able to have a scene in which a child’s sexual exploits are discussed without actually putting a child actor in a vulnerable or awkward position. The makers of Cuties should take notes here.
They took plenty of notes during the “casting” where they viewed hundreds of “audition” tapes in private, I’m sure. They might have had a few “seizures” themselves.
@@ScytheDaddy It was made by a victim OF paedophilia ABOUT it and how normalised we can view such things until its way too late. I mean, the media sexualised freaken Hermione Granger when the actor was 12 years old ffs.
@@Musemistress Fuck off. Everyone involved has been normalizing pedophilia for a while. Netflix, the festival it was shown at and approved by, the person who made it. You don't need to show kids being sexualized to get your point across. And the show had multiple kids doing gross stuff in audition tapes. That's not a story put together. That's kids doing things they shouldn't for gross adults to look at. Truly go sit on a cactus.
@@TehDMBfan We're aware of that. Ever hear about "art imitating life?" Shows and books are made inspired a lot from life events and situations. Then there is "life imitating art", from cosplaying, to channeling your Dr. House internally in order to get through a particularly annoying day.
@@tiffanypersaud3518 If you actually worked in a hospital you would know this is nothing like real life. The scripted conversations are direct and precise because they are scripted.
@@TehDMBfan, that is true. I have not worked in a hospital but I have spent a considerable time there. I have also worked in different environments and seen personality traits and character behaviour close to those displayed by characters in literature and shows in which I indulge. It allowed me more insight into understanding people more, when before I would have more quickly judged them. I think indulging in literature and shows that I like increases my emotional and emphatic vernacular. People who read usually have a very adept social awareness and emotional intelligence that tends to be higher than the next person. Art does imitate life, and life does imitate art - it certainly does not mean accurately or all the time. But they do.
Since there was a red-haired doll in the foreground whenever you saw House speaking to the child, my guess is that she is good at speaking her lines appropriately.
This is soooo much more common than people realize. There's an article on Scary Mommy called something like "We Don't Touch our Vulvas at the Table". Some little girls just have a special relationship with the center strap on a car seat, or a jacuzzi jet. The best way to handle it is to just say, "that's something you can do alone in your room" and then walk them to their room or have them wash their hands and redirect them to a new activity, without shaming or punishing them for doing something that feels good.
I don’t think that’s the case. I think it three her for a loop. She thought she knew what was wrong and started to plan for it, and then got a curveball thrown her way. Most adults don’t think of things like that when they think about kids earning the parts of their bodies and what is where and how it all works.
Imagine you'd rather have your child live with seizures than teaching about masturbation. Honestly with so many social media families using their children's illnesses for attention I don't have to imagine. Also got to love how nice House treats the girl with the lollipop and high five because she's silent and listens. Cute little tidbit.
They should do a compilation of clinic hours of House with children, he was actually nice in his own weird way with them and it was delightful to see him crushing the parents arrogance with his wit and sarcasm
I actually used to do this when I was little too; I'd rock back and forth on my high chair sometimes. My parents also asked my doctor about it but they told them not to worry since it didn't seem like I was in pain or anything. My dad still doesn't know why I did it, and talks about it like it was just some cute, weird thing I did as a toddler lmao.
@@judithfurmston3731 Same here. I even did it at school, and my teachers had to talk to my parents about it. They never told me, but I remember, somehow. I was 3-4 at the time.
Oml, lol. I started around the age of 6-7. I'm not sure if my dad ever noticed, cause I remember doing it in the car. But I never did it in school or anything like that. Thank goodness 😅. I learned to keep it private, even though that I never actually knew what I was doing till a lot later.
She doesn't understand what she's doing, all she understands is that it feels good. There's nothing wrong with it. & any one who thinks that epilepsy is Better than her masturbating is messed up. Epilepsy is horrifying. My old friends mother has it, I was 13 when she had a seizure in front of me. She was cooking dinner & she collapsed & knocked her head on the counter, she shook uncontrollably & repeatedly hit her head on the tile floor. Her husband came rushing in & told me to throw him a pillow. He put it under her head & opened her mouth to hold her tongue so she wouldn't end up swallowing it. Her eyes were rolled back into her head & there was white foam coming from her mouth. I thought she was dying. An ambulance was called & my parents were rung to come get me. Thankfully she was alright & sustained minor head injuries. But 16 years later, it's still the most traumatizing thing I've ever witnessed.
I'm pretty sure the problem is they are the only types of seizures that can be set off intentionally whereas otherwise it's hard to say what will set it off and can only be controlled with medicine, the idea it always happens under a condition suggests it is able to be triggered so House tested if he could set one off with likely conditions to appear in a car.
Jess Toriati mine are triggered by lack of sleep and stress. Also drinking those caffeine drinks can be a factor hence why I reduced my caffeine intake to as low as possible
Mom rather her child have a lifelong condition that causes pain rather than her child be going through something natural. Kids explore their bodies. Just teach them to do it in private.
Welp Someone could have told that to my mother a long time ago 😂when she once caught me doing it when I was young, she yelled at me and hit me and said that this is inappropriate and stuff like that, and to never do it again. 🙃 Like, I wasn't even doing it in public 😂
@Marilyn Monroe well they live with me of course i happen to see what they are doing . I am not crazy . Well they are my babies I love them. They just sometimes forget to do it in their own privacy . And i have to remind them
@Marilyn Monroe i am the one that takes care of them why will they forget ? If its pleasure and they keep doing it ? If they stop they will stop by themself if they want to i always tell them do it in privacy in their room . But there are times whem i am in the living room they are also chling around and randomly just do it . Like humping the chair or table . Thinking that i didn't notice them . I always tell them to go to their room . So yeah. Its totally nothing wrong with pleasure . Its not sexual in any way
NGL i remember "marching the penguin" when I was younger. I obvs didn't know what I was doing, but I would slide down this handle bar at the playground and I realized it felt good so I kept doing it until I realized that I probably looked funny and walked away. Mortified about it now but at least I now know it's an actual thing.
"that's horrifying" No, the mom saying that is horrifying. The actress shows very well what's a bad reaction. Go ahead and guilt your kid and THEN she'll grow up disturbed and unstable. And trust me consequences can be much worse. We need episodes where doctors fo a little kiddy 'sex ed' for parents to make them understand it's nothing wrong
Yes, that is horrifying. I mean, you shouldn't shame your child, can't anyone jsut tell them that thry will be allowed to do it when they are older and that they are not ready for it yet? Is that so fucking difficult
@@rollerturtle It's fine and healthy for kids to do that. Don't teach kids not to do it until they are older, teach them to do it only in private when nobody is around because it is a private thing, hence "teach your daughter about privacy and she'll be fine".... and ofc teach them that they should always stay clean. And of course, teach them that nobody else is ever allowed touch them like that, too.
@@rollerturtle That's the younger-child equivalent of abstinence-only education... which I'm sure you know has never worked. You can't teach people to ignore their instincts without negative consequences. Instead, you should teach them to channel the instincts into either private time or something constructive. (Though since I can't think of a more "constructive" activity to channel masturbatory urges into, I'd go with the "private time" option.)
From personal experience it is awkward when you have to diagnose gratification disorder. I have diagnosed it 4 time and the parents give the strangest looks. Also I have used some to the same terminology he did.
Yeah because god forbid those parents have to accept that a child is enjoying a completely normal bodily function. Even enjoying something at all. That would be horrifying to people who are completely dead inside.
A kid at my camp did this. She would rock in her chair and shake. When I explained it to the other councillors they looked at me like wtf?? I had to explain I learned it from a tv show😩
Lone Wolf There's a difference between an health habit and an unhealthy one. Sexual Education is made to teach where's the line. The "problem" with this desorder in children is when they simply can't stop masturbating and they do it often without even realising it: that is when it's not "normal" anymore and it becomes to be considered an obsessive habit, therefor a mental condition. It's nothing excessively bad by its own, but it should be kept under control because it could be the sign of an obsessive desorder, or it can lead to a need for perpetual gratification that, as you can imagine, is not the key for an healthy development.
Gratification disorder doesn’t mean that someone masturbates every time because they’re addicted to it or something, it means that they’re exploring themselves in public, that’s what it happens only to children, because they still don’t know the concept of privacy, like house said in the clip, and they don’t know they should do that while not in public.
Hey Amy! Look how Charlies grown! And...she has red hair! Also, I love House is the one trying to discreet. Usually he would be blunt in situations like this.
When my sister was very young my mother happened to take a glance out our kitchen window and saw my sister standing perfectly still in our back yard, head up and eyes rolled back. My mother panicked and took her to the doctor's to get an MRI scan. Nothing came up. Many, many years later the events of that day came up in a conversation between my mother and sister. She remembered that day! She was scratching her eye balls was all! My mother grumbled for the rest of the day on the money wasted for the doctor's appointment and MRI test.
The most vulnerable people are parents towards the kids. Although I think there are many parents that don't allow the kids to be kids, I don't blame her for that
@@otaviofrn_adv Yeah, this falls into the "imagine what would happen if she'd been right and didn't act, though!" category. No self-serving reason to believe something was wrong (like the mum in this clip clearly wanting a "special child"), she saw something that looked scary and reacted accordingly.
@@trianglemoebius Or, you know, she could've ASKED the child if she was ok and what she was doing, and the girl would've given her the same answer she gave several years later. Problem solved.
I'd be on the lookout for Munchhaussen by Proxy with this mother. She seemed very excited to have a child with a disability who needed to be held back a year, rather than just a kid with below average intelligence.
The one patient House actually liked 😂😂. gave her a lolly and a high five 😂😂
John Otieno actually, no, he was generally sympathetic and kind to kids. The people he didn't like were complacent and pretentious people - and kids are generally too innocent for those traits to be engrained.
Loli
Rapscallion, all your knowledge about kids comes from a TV series if you think that.
Oh blimey you’re too british dear sir indeed
Bro thats litty af man 😂😂😂😂 SWAG! 😂
“I was trying to be discreet, there’s a child in the room.”
Dammit, Hugh Laurie was great in House.
Your mom was great in my house too
@@fixafix69 'Your mom' jokes stopped being funny in 2001. Grow up kid, you're not funny.
still funnier then you ur mon could ever be though
msnoahxlukefan I know I’m really late but...
Joe
@@punnylittleaj3392 who's joe
Today on House MD we learned:
- Singing yoohoo to the hoohoo
- Marching the penguin
- Yahyahing the sisterhood
- Finding nemo
Saying, not singing
So many dated references...
me no underttsadn
At our nursing home we call it - playing with your Peapod. Yep, your 90 year Old Grand ma, know that game too😂
😂😂😋😂😂
As an epileptic, I can confirm:
Having a seizure is worse than my plunder down under.
PLUNDER DOWN UNDER😂⚰
I too am here to say I appreciate your 'plunder down under' phrase. And that sucks about the epilepsy.
I made a laughing squeaking sound 😂😂
Oh, yeah. Having seizures are no fun. I have grand mals.
@@yasminemobley7858 My mom has that too, she's not in pain anymore because of the pills
The fact she finds the diagnosis of a gratification disorder horrifying but was happy and positive towards a diagnosis of epilepsy is so depictive of our society. As someone who had epilepsy as a child (and still has it) it angers me :D
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"Epilepsy", ehh? 😉 😜
I agree completely. Thankfully, I don’t have epilepsy, but I did have a few seizures in the past that now I have to take medication for epilepsy as a precaution. It is truly horrible and I found the mother’s behavior disturbing.
Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
Agree I have had epilepsy for 17 years almost and it sucks
I think House actually likes kids) Cause he can be silly and goofy around them and they actually like and appreciate it)
Those nasty adults interfere with House inner child. So he decided to collect allies.)
What children like is when adults treat them like people.
kids don't lie
Kids lie however House likes kids for the fact he has the intelligence and age for an adult but the emotions of a kid. Their lack of knowledge is what discourages him from being near them.
He would be a terrible father but a great uncle.
"If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder."
Wiser words had never been mentioned.
Wilem dafoe was kicked out of school when he was caught watching porn
Willy Dafoe Not really. Just sort of falsely glorifies the perversion and arrogance of human nature
@@juanmiguelreyes8502 Willy was lookin' at willies?
@@sketches_by_jer ew, a prude
@@sketches_by_jer How is making you feel good "arrogance"?
We're talking about a fucking child and you're already saying they're perverted and arrogant ?
Why do you hate humankind so much ?
I love how House hates people but likes kids lol
Kids aren't _supposed_ to know anything. They're immature. I think that's the main thing. You have higher expectations of adults.
I love how you say kids are not people lol
I've found it's pretty common with misanthropes. Like kids and animals, people, not so much.
Because a lot of adults are misguided by their prejudice or bigotry and it's very obvious. Many children have little to no filter and most ofvthem aren't bigots
House likes well behaved kids, not the ones that go running all over screaming and yelling
It seems Mom hasn't marched the penguin for a while.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hehehe
Did you see the scowl on her face as she looked at her child!?
Mom was like:
THATS what this is all about??...”
“Ew...😒”
But she has found Nemo
“This is horrifying”
“Epilepsy is horrifying”
So true. Rationally a parent should be RELIEVED that her child doesn’t have a neurological disorder requiring medication. Instead she’s upset that they have to have an uncomfortable conversation 🙄
Second best line:
“Sort of a misnomer. If one was UNABLE to gratify themselves THAT would be a disorder”
teach your girl about privacy and she'll be fine🤣🤣🤣
@@micheles.1179 Got to agree with that…the times where you were unconscious and never can remember what happened and hearing the people around you holding a conversation and the words making no sense to you… Ugh!
You know what I’ve noticed about these funny clinic clips? House is a weirdly phenomenal pediatrician.
It's because children for the most part are brutally honest creatures. A trait he admires. Only when we "grow up" do we try to put a better face on things, and that kind of thing seemed to drive him 'round the bend.
@@jadefire2817 I love kids. It's adults I can't stand.
@@joejones4172 I completely understand.
@@joejones4172 ayo sus
@Diego Lopez only when their affliction is interesting in some way tho... ;-)
-Oh this is horrifyng
-Epilepsy IS horrifying
Greg House, destroying hypocrats since 2002
hypocrats, my favorite politicians.
hm, sorry about my stupid question but, "I know nothing" and how does this destroy hypocrats? :/
+And she won't “ë” wake up she was cool when she thought her daughter had epilepsy but she thought that masturbating is horrifying which actually isnt
2004*
Dr House, reading scripts since the beginning of the show
*”takes one to know one looser* wait that makes me one. Scratch that”
You went to the same school like the person who did the title to the video?
It's "Loser", not that something's looser
@@Neo2266. Hahaha, you're comment got me
Yeah I don't really know why so many people type "looser" instead of "loser." They don't sound the same at all.
Yeah, we watched the video too.
@@TheMariusz700 Another common mistake is this one here:
"Hahaha, you're comment got me"
It's your not you're.
So accurate in our society. The mom was actually almost upbeat and happy about the thought of epilepsy. Doing internet "research" and already planning all of the helicopter-mom shit she can do for her "special" kid. She was all into it, then House tells her its just a little bit of "Finding Nemo", and she's HORRIFIED. Thanks Puritans! (Sarcasm people. relax).
Those prudes can go fuck themselves... oh wait
@@Ole_Rasmussen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tony Perez Oh my God... says more about our society is how serious people take a fucking tv show with a script
what's supposed to be sarcasm in your comment exactly?
@@thebluefus yeah, it says that people can extrapolate fiction into real life when fiction itself is painting a picture of real life. Apparently you can't
Worked at a daycare and had a 2 yr old in my class that could only fall asleep at nap time if she humped her blanket. Informed the parents, and they said she did the same thing at home. Doctors told them it was normal. We moved her to a corner so the other kids wouldn't see her doing it, and left it at that. No biggie.
if you watch closely the scenes where hes saying inappropriate things... hes in front of a wig. the subtleties of shooting a scene with a minor.
and probably she was not saying "are you saying she's masturbating" when covering her ears, that's why it doesn't show her mouth, dubbed =°)
Nice catch
It looks really weird and off.
And the items in her hair disapear.
Just trying to be discrete, there's a child in the room.
Oh, so that's what Charlie was doing when Teddy wasn't vlogging
Meiji I can’t breathe
disgusting
Meiji 😂
Meiji OMFG
Meiji ahahahaha
"You're a goof !"
"Takes one to know one, loser"
"Wait that means I'm a loser. Scratch that."
I'm dead 😂😂
are you saying that she's masturbating?
I was trying to be discreet, there's a child in the room.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always loved this bit. People freak out so much because they have this weird idea that children are "pure," but they also made up arbitrary rules for what purity means, and get upset if a child crosses them. Lots of kids masturbate, and House is so dead on about the appropriate response to that--just teach them about privacy. Boom, discomfort solved.
It’s likely what contributed to the Satanic Panic; hearing a kid say “Tyler let me touch his unit,” you’d think at first that it must mean that the daycare is promoting child sex. But the truth is that small kids don’t really grasp taboos. The more likely scenario is that Tyler was all “wanna see my unit?” and while showing it the other kid went “that’s so weird! Can I touch it?”
I discovered the wonders of a pool jet at the age of 8 and it changed my fucking life.
And this doesn't make them impure. A kid her age wouldn't know what was happening and wouldn't, normally, figure it out at least until puberty or a little later.
I recently saw a clip from Family Feud, where "question" was something like
_"we asked 100 women, what would you like Steve Harvey to teach your man, how to do better?"_
14-year old girl replied (excitedly) _"SEX"_ . Her parent's were shocked, to say the least.
Nah this is nasty
The little actress’ facial expressions after each phrase are priceless. Perfect contrast to her mom’s disdainful looks. (Excellent visual editing in this scene.)
I think so too! Just watching the little girls expressions is what also makes this scene funny. Lol
Careful. We are being led to think that disgust over children master action is bad?
That girl was great! How does someone that young just nail a scene like that? Always amazes me.
Girls expression on 1:15 after hearing "Marching the pinguin" - priceless.
LOOOOOOOL)))))))
I have ALWAYS wondered how much of that look may have been from proper direction, because it was so specifically odd and hilarious. But can a kid that young have that much awareness of what they're doing, and what they may be trying to provoke.
Kevin W yes they can
😳
The director somehow knew how to get there perfect reaction out of her. Amazing.
Well if something feels good of course kids are going to do it. They dont realise that adults think its dirty or shameful. Like, pardon the pun, scratching an itch
That's basically what it is. It's basically just a tic where you need to scratch and itch abd your mind shuts down until you do. I thought I did this because I was special Ed turns out it's very common
I mean, there's footage of babies doing that in the womb still. Human nature is an interesting thing to say the least.
@@bstmeg5237 Well, I can say I did this and I didn't even know what sex was back then.
AND primates are the most sexual animals on the planet. We, humans, are primates.
@@iidz8142 me too
I think that little girl is one of the VERY few patients that House actually liked.
There was an episode with a nonverbal autistic boy who at the end gave House his video game system (PSP I think). Wilson later told Cuddy he thinks House has Asperger's.
@@burger_kinghorn, haha! I remember. I think Wilson retracted and think House is more socially aware and versed, and therefore just labelled him the ass that he is [often times anyway].
@@tiffanypersaud3518 he does seem like he's on the spectrum though
@@cliftonjames785 Nah, he is not autistic. Asperger's would suggest a general difficulty in following conversations and obsessions with one thing.
Hes actually pretty good with the kids (I realise that's probably the dad in Hugh showing through) maybe because they have an excuse for their ignorance adults dont, so they dont annoy him as much 🤷♀️
"Epilepsy is horrifying" I have it and he's spot on.
The fact she googled it and immediately thought she could diagnose her kid like that is such a Karen response! Hahaha
Parents, especially those of young children will often jump to the worst possible conclusion. Its common, especially after self diagnosis.
@@dihydrogenmonoxide7056 Its one thing to discuss physical issues and that alone doesn't necessarily make her a "karen" or obsessive parent. It was the addition of the special needs sports league, etc. It shows she came to a conclusion and potentially "researched" well beyond symptoms prior to getting an actual medical or psychological opinion.
Yeah, “a couple articles” Definitely won’t cut it
@@sentaukrai it’s how you conduct yourself which makes you a Karen or not.
In the Internet age, it is easier to do that.
I used to have medical books, pre-Internet, but I didn't read them much because if I read them I was inclined to think I (or someone else) had a syndrome or illness that was described.
"ThIs Is HoRrIfYiNg!!!! "
"Epilepsy is horrifying! "
Man he is amazing! He's so smart and logical!
That's why we love him! ❤️
This kid was literally me at this age, but my mom was actually smart enough figured out what I was doing instead of thinking I was having a fucking seizure...
Same, but she mocked me and laughed at me with her friends so much that I was left humiliated and grew up to be repulsed by sex. I now consider myself asexual, although I wasn't born as one. The damage parents can do without even realising...
@Chloe Wainwright I'm fine now, thanks. I'll probably never have a healthy relationship with sex, but I made peace with it. Not everyone is made to be a parent.
It’s honestly very common in kids to do this. Sadly it’s also a tell tale sign of abuse too. Guess which one people jump to first most often?
Your mother probably had a similar experience at that age, so recognized it for what it was.
@@GriffithFemJesus geez man..
Ya-ya-ing the sisterhood, 😂
christytina81 marching the penguin 🤣🤣🤣
👀 Finding Nemo... 🤫
I think ya-ya-ing the sisterhood was the best one. Finding Nemo lost by a hair.
What's that
So the little girl gets a candy & a high five from Dr. House, luckiest patient ever!!
Yes,madame Vikita,that little girl was the luckiest patient of all the patients, because she was the only one who understood better Dr.House's behaviour with an innocent smile.
I love how “finding Nemo” was the phrase that made the mom finally understand
I don’t even get it
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 - What don't you get?
@@rebeccamichael626 the finding Nemo thing what is he talking about?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 - What he's saying she's doing is masturbating, but I don't get how that connects with "finding Nemo".
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 vaginas are occisionally referred to as clams or fish. You can do the math from there.
Well i took a course on psychology of sexuality last semester and this was in one of the chapters. Its more common than we realize yet parents try to pass it off like its a joke or they shame the child harshly.
Dumb question, isn't this girl too young for this disorder or even able to get arousled..? If she is in preschool?
@Leo Peridot you haven't met a conservative sex therapist yet I have.
@@Toonkid4life1no. if they have the parts, then they can get aroused.
They shouldn’t touch themselves. They shouldn’t practice any source of perversion. Also girls area isn’t visible to their perspective compared to male external organs.
my kid does this, all i can do is tell her not to do it in front of others and try not to feel embarrassed
House interacting with kids is always one of the highlights of the show
Need to watch at least one Episode instead of clips!
@@gerryfogarty7998 I'm watching house, trying to find this episode, see what happens next.
@@gerryfogarty7998 Peacock has House MD, not sure if it's the full thing, but I think Amazon tv has it as well, enjoy your viewing! 😊
Perhaps Mum needs to march the penguin a little more often.
😂
Yeah cause no one is gonna try and find her Nemo
@@zombiefreaktank What? I'd find the hell out of it!
@ True, but I fear she'd probably call the police or something if a guy (particularly a younger guy interested in her) tried to get with her (whether gradually or quickly). She's probably one of those people who think sexuality is 'evil' when it's for fun/pleasure.
Great mother-daughter activity as well!
I work in the medical field. Parents like this are beyond frustrating.
Is 't it better though to take them in in if it turns out it is something?
Yes, the ones that look for Dr Google and only go to actual Drs to -confirm- reinforce their diagnosis. As my granduncle who is a GP once asked me: "If you know what's wrong with you, then why are you here wasting my time?"
@that guy, over yonder And yet your first three statements show you are not at the Drs for answers, you are seeking permission. Perhaps with a foreword of "I looked it up at Google, it is definitely X, give me the prescription now". TL;DR Dr= Bureaucracy
The last statement could be true. Nobody wants to stay sick forever.
I work in the medical field too, and I agree. They self diagnose, then they get upset when you tell them it’s something less serious. These people are actually upset that they’re not critically ill. If they don’t want to be told the truth, don’t seek a profesional, keep living in your fantasy world and stop wasting my time. 🙄
@@misssmisssymaria closest thing i got to special ed was ESOL. My my mom was native Filipino and her only problem with english was having only slightly coherent grammer when speaking. Dumbasses at my school thought i had a learning impairment because they though english was my second language when i never spoken my "native" tongue before.
You know, for a misantrope on a permanent diet of pain medication, he's surprisingly good with children.
Reminds me a lot of Gordon Ramsey. Very much the same way.
@@sentaukrai though Gordon Ramsey is very much the opposite of a misanthrope.
@@t3ss33 he’s especially harsh on 3 things.
1. Food safety. If you’re not practicing basic safety innocent customers could get sick or even hospitalized.
2. Management that can’t take care of their staff. The management’s job is to take responsibility and ensure the employees are treated properly, if they’re not getting paid consistently they could fall into dept and causes an unhealthy amount of stress.
3. Narcissism a narcissistic team member can destroy a group’s cohesion and can’t accept blame or constructive criticism creating a hostile work environment especially in a high pressure situation like working in a five star restaurant.
9 times out of 10 he’s blowing up about either one of those three things or for dramatization.
Sociopaths usually are.
Children tend to cut the BS and just speak their mind with no filter. House actually respects them for that.
Exactly!! Went through this with one of my daughters and no one would believe me that any pre-pubescent child her age could possible have figured this out that early! “Shame” has screwed up so many people and it too gets passed on like a virus!
Bodhi1satva it's just normal developmental behavior. People are just weird sometimes. The kid doesn't know what sex is, can't think of it as "sexual". It just feels good, and they certainly know the difference between "feels good" and "feels bad". So you tell them what's appropriate and where, and don't mess them up with crazy thoughts about it.
"Figured this out." I feel bad for them if they think it's so complicated it has to be figured out by an adult mind. It's instinctual for most people, and then it feels good so the behavior is reinforced. (In fact, evolutionarily speaking, it feels pretty much the best and reinforces itself more than almost anything. I say "almost" because, well, there's one more thing above it in terms of evolutionary reinforcement, which I'm sure you can guess, but would feel super creepy even typing in the context of children.)
I mean, I remember doing it at least since I was four, probably earlier. I don't have memories of my first orgasm, masturbation has just always been a part of my life, for as long as I can remember. Some people in this comment section are being really weird about it...
How is your daughter coping up now? Did she leave it altogether? I am facing it for my daughter as well.
@@jonahffm3711She’s fine. It was never really an issue. We simply explained to her our thoughts about privacy and modesty and she understood and complied. She’s all grown up now, married and has children of her own.
good luck, charlie
mia strange omg is that the mom
Keegan Gidley yep
😂😂
If you watch the first season of Charmed she plays Hannah a warlock that's out for Prue's powers. She has red hair on glasses on the show, but it's still her.
Imagine if all her acting roles are connected and this was teddy or charlie and how exists in the good luck charlie world but they never visit him again after this
These episodes, she gets sweaty afterwards?
Soaking wet.
Wrong choice of words there mom lol
Tony Montana 🤣
Tony Montana lmao 😂
PHRASING! (Archer)
Gross, that answer wasn't sexual until you made it sexual
Gives new meaning to "rubbing one out"😂😂😂
Huh. Through some clever writing and editing tricks we were able to have a scene in which a child’s sexual exploits are discussed without actually putting a child actor in a vulnerable or awkward position.
The makers of Cuties should take notes here.
They only take notes from people whose interests are similar to their own.
They took plenty of notes during the “casting” where they viewed hundreds of “audition” tapes in private, I’m sure. They might have had a few “seizures” themselves.
Cuties was a movie made for and by pedophiles. There's nothing they can learn from this.
@@ScytheDaddy It was made by a victim OF paedophilia ABOUT it and how normalised we can view such things until its way too late. I mean, the media sexualised freaken Hermione Granger when the actor was 12 years old ffs.
@@Musemistress Fuck off. Everyone involved has been normalizing pedophilia for a while. Netflix, the festival it was shown at and approved by, the person who made it. You don't need to show kids being sexualized to get your point across. And the show had multiple kids doing gross stuff in audition tapes. That's not a story put together. That's kids doing things they shouldn't for gross adults to look at. Truly go sit on a cactus.
When House mentions "finding nemo", she's like: -I understood that reference.
@HKJ Yeah, in other words the kid understood he was talking about a fun movie and she laughed. That's the reference she understood.
@HKJ literally what the op comment says. Wtf were you thinking about?
I always come back to this scene. It's so PERFECTLY acted. Well done the three of them. "I was trying to be discreet, there's a child in the room."
Makes sense.
Every doctor should be like House.
Direct and precise.
"mam, your husband is dead"
It's a script lmao. It's fake
@@TehDMBfan We're aware of that. Ever hear about "art imitating life?" Shows and books are made inspired a lot from life events and situations. Then there is "life imitating art", from cosplaying, to channeling your Dr. House internally in order to get through a particularly annoying day.
@@tiffanypersaud3518 If you actually worked in a hospital you would know this is nothing like real life. The scripted conversations are direct and precise because they are scripted.
@@TehDMBfan, that is true. I have not worked in a hospital but I have spent a considerable time there. I have also worked in different environments and seen personality traits and character behaviour close to those displayed by characters in literature and shows in which I indulge. It allowed me more insight into understanding people more, when before I would have more quickly judged them.
I think indulging in literature and shows that I like increases my emotional and emphatic vernacular. People who read usually have a very adept social awareness and emotional intelligence that tends to be higher than the next person. Art does imitate life, and life does imitate art - it certainly does not mean accurately or all the time. But they do.
When she understood "Finding Nemo" :/
Date Masamune can you explain finding Nemo to me
@@sojunneo 💀💀💀💀
@@sojunneo ayy lol
@@sojunneo Learn something new every day. These euphemisms flew right over my head.
Since there was a red-haired doll in the foreground whenever you saw House speaking to the child, my guess is that she is good at speaking her lines appropriately.
I love it when House behaves nicely towards a patient in his own nihilistic and sarcastic style.
This is soooo much more common than people realize. There's an article on Scary Mommy called something like "We Don't Touch our Vulvas at the Table". Some little girls just have a special relationship with the center strap on a car seat, or a jacuzzi jet. The best way to handle it is to just say, "that's something you can do alone in your room" and then walk them to their room or have them wash their hands and redirect them to a new activity, without shaming or punishing them for doing something that feels good.
Very true. Humans by nature have an arousal system that is innate.
And is totally normal not to forget.
@@Br0nto5aurus I get the feeling that House would like you…that is the ultimate honour,by the way…
Sad that the mom would rather have extra mommy points for having a kid with epilepsy than to know her kid is just playing with herself
Both of them are horrifying don’t judge the mom for wanting her daughter to have epilepsy than the other thing.
I don’t think that’s the case. I think it three her for a loop. She thought she knew what was wrong and started to plan for it, and then got a curveball thrown her way. Most adults don’t think of things like that when they think about kids earning the parts of their bodies and what is where and how it all works.
@@Hassony523 We can and we will, One condition can kill, playing With yourself, no
@@Hassony523 Masturbation is not horrifying. Take your religion and shove it.
The extra mommy points line leads me to a question: besides adoption, is there any form of parenting that is not 100% egocentrical?
I’ve noticed House is actually pretty good with kids and seems to like them.
He Adores the Children ... He Just Detests the Parents, as Well as Most Other Adults
Mom: "I think it's just epilepsy. No biggy."
House: "She's masturbating."
Mom: "It's horrifying!"
Imagine you'd rather have your child live with seizures than teaching about masturbation. Honestly with so many social media families using their children's illnesses for attention I don't have to imagine.
Also got to love how nice House treats the girl with the lollipop and high five because she's silent and listens. Cute little tidbit.
He is good with kids and seems to really enjoy being a doctor for them.... he just doesn't like the parents.
Because children are honest... unfortunately, they grow up to become liars and hypocrites
@@videowatcher495 House has a phobia that renders him completely unable to deal with idiots…Me too…
There's just something so precious about House high fiving a kid
Seriously I watched this one scene because it was in my recommended for some reason and I find myself watching nothing but house md videos all week!
Same here 🖐️👌
@@xXTakiakariXx Same thing happened to me as well…now I’m hooked…🤡🤡🤡
They should do a compilation of clinic hours of House with children, he was actually nice in his own weird way with them and it was delightful to see him crushing the parents arrogance with his wit and sarcasm
“I was *Trying* to be discreet, there a *Child* in the room.”
XD
My mother used to work in daycare centers and you'd be surprised at how often this actually really did happen
1:43 seeing him give the little girl, a lollypop has got to be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen house do😂❤
"Not being able to gratify oneself would be the real disorder." lol
I actually used to do this when I was little too; I'd rock back and forth on my high chair sometimes. My parents also asked my doctor about it but they told them not to worry since it didn't seem like I was in pain or anything. My dad still doesn't know why I did it, and talks about it like it was just some cute, weird thing I did as a toddler lmao.
Lol oof, I did the same but I hid it even tho I didn't know what it was
Same here. My parents knew what I was doing but completely failed to tell me what it was.
@@judithfurmston3731 Same here. I even did it at school, and my teachers had to talk to my parents about it. They never told me, but I remember, somehow. I was 3-4 at the time.
Oml, lol. I started around the age of 6-7. I'm not sure if my dad ever noticed, cause I remember doing it in the car. But I never did it in school or anything like that. Thank goodness 😅. I learned to keep it private, even though that I never actually knew what I was doing till a lot later.
"You're a goof!"
"Takes one to know one, loser."
Me with kids in general. XD
The mom is just mad her daughter is “happier” than her
Heck yeah xD
Mom needs a shot from a some guy's yogurt cannon and she will feel better.
Sounds like she needs to be gradafide herself.
@@rooftopvoter3015 It took $0 for you to say that
@@grayleonhardt8631 Money well spent
House's metaphors are hilarious! "Yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo. Marching the penguin. Ya-ya-ing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo." 😀😃😄😆😆😆😆
Well to give him some credit he tries to hold himself back a *little* when kids are involved
I wish he had made a few more euphemisms gradually becoming more obvious before finally getting it.
"Loosening the lips and sinking ships. Tickling the treasure trove. Slipping past the guard."
Diving for the pearl. Going into the cave exploration business. Letting the genie out of the lamp. Petting the kitty.
Mom: what are you doing?
Daughter: i'm trying to find NEMO! *rocks back and forth*
I was too young to understand this as a kid, now I know why my parents laughed so much . . .
The writers and Hugh Laurie had a lot of chemistry. They really understood together the right balance of humor, arrogance, and weakness.
She doesn't understand what she's doing, all she understands is that it feels good. There's nothing wrong with it. & any one who thinks that epilepsy is Better than her masturbating is messed up.
Epilepsy is horrifying. My old friends mother has it, I was 13 when she had a seizure in front of me. She was cooking dinner & she collapsed & knocked her head on the counter, she shook uncontrollably & repeatedly hit her head on the tile floor.
Her husband came rushing in & told me to throw him a pillow. He put it under her head & opened her mouth to hold her tongue so she wouldn't end up swallowing it. Her eyes were rolled back into her head & there was white foam coming from her mouth. I thought she was dying.
An ambulance was called & my parents were rung to come get me.
Thankfully she was alright & sustained minor head injuries. But 16 years later, it's still the most traumatizing thing I've ever witnessed.
0:49 "is she sweaty afterwards?" "Soaking wet". Yeah, I'll bet she is, lady.
LMAO
Gross lmao
you’re literally talking about a child
@@castaway2850 same physiology
@@castaway2850 a wet one
Dr. House dealing with Karens before it was cool.
i have epilepsy and flashing lights only set off the seizures of a small percentage of us.
I think its because he wanted the mother off his back
I'm pretty sure the problem is they are the only types of seizures that can be set off intentionally whereas otherwise it's hard to say what will set it off and can only be controlled with medicine, the idea it always happens under a condition suggests it is able to be triggered so House tested if he could set one off with likely conditions to appear in a car.
I find it more annoying when people think after I have a seizure I simply dust myself off and go right back to work or get off the floor.
Pretty sure he was making fun of her diagnosis, not actually proving her wrong with the flash light.
Jess Toriati mine are triggered by lack of sleep and stress. Also drinking those caffeine drinks can be a factor hence why I reduced my caffeine intake to as low as possible
It’s actually such a fucking relief to hear about something like this because I felt disgusting for it as a child
Mom rather her child have a lifelong condition that causes pain rather than her child be going through something natural. Kids explore their bodies. Just teach them to do it in private.
And just like that i can never watch finding nemo again thanks Dr house
House giving her a lollipop and the little girl saying thank you is the best
I love the way the mums face changes when she realises what House is trying to convey
Kids age 4ish usually learn about the nerve ends on their genitals, they find it completely innocent. Its completely normal most children do it.
My niece and nephew does it alot since 3 years old.And now they are 7 and 8 years old they still do it. My niece does it more than my nephew.
Welp
Someone could have told that to my mother a long time ago 😂when she once caught me doing it when I was young, she yelled at me and hit me and said that this is inappropriate and stuff like that, and to never do it again. 🙃
Like, I wasn't even doing it in public 😂
@Marilyn Monroe well they live with me of course i happen to see what they are doing . I am not crazy . Well they are my babies I love them. They just sometimes forget to do it in their own privacy . And i have to remind them
@hanna thats true
@Marilyn Monroe i am the one that takes care of them why will they forget ? If its pleasure and they keep doing it ? If they stop they will stop by themself if they want to i always tell them do it in privacy in their room . But there are times whem i am in the living room they are also chling around and randomly just do it . Like humping the chair or table . Thinking that i didn't notice them . I always tell them to go to their room . So yeah. Its totally nothing wrong with pleasure . Its not sexual in any way
"Someones been on the _interweb"_
his sarcasms so cute 😂
NGL i remember "marching the penguin" when I was younger. I obvs didn't know what I was doing, but I would slide down this handle bar at the playground and I realized it felt good so I kept doing it until I realized that I probably looked funny and walked away. Mortified about it now but at least I now know it's an actual thing.
"Epilepsy is horrifying; teach your girl about privacy and she'll be fine."
"that's horrifying"
No, the mom saying that is horrifying. The actress shows very well what's a bad reaction. Go ahead and guilt your kid and THEN she'll grow up disturbed and unstable. And trust me consequences can be much worse.
We need episodes where doctors fo a little kiddy 'sex ed' for parents to make them understand it's nothing wrong
Yes, that is horrifying. I mean, you shouldn't shame your child, can't anyone jsut tell them that thry will be allowed to do it when they are older and that they are not ready for it yet? Is that so fucking difficult
@@rollerturtle It's fine and healthy for kids to do that. Don't teach kids not to do it until they are older, teach them to do it only in private when nobody is around because it is a private thing, hence "teach your daughter about privacy and she'll be fine".... and ofc teach them that they should always stay clean. And of course, teach them that nobody else is ever allowed touch them like that, too.
@@rollerturtle That's the younger-child equivalent of abstinence-only education... which I'm sure you know has never worked. You can't teach people to ignore their instincts without negative consequences. Instead, you should teach them to channel the instincts into either private time or something constructive. (Though since I can't think of a more "constructive" activity to channel masturbatory urges into, I'd go with the "private time" option.)
It's always the episodes involving House to interact with kids that are the most entertaining.
Why do I feel like she's the kind of parent that instead of talking to her about privacy she's gonna trash the car seat
House smiling at her giggle is the best.
Unironically House should be a pediatrician. Kids are brutally honest.
So her body is maturing faster than most. I'd be much more happy hearing that then finding out my kid has a disorder.
It felt like she would have been happy showing to her circle of friends what she can do for her "special" child.
From personal experience it is awkward when you have to diagnose gratification disorder. I have diagnosed it 4 time and the parents give the strangest looks. Also I have used some to the same terminology he did.
Uhm... What about... "Beating the master?" ;-P
As someone who has just been told their 8 month old has this rather than the tested for infantile spasms I'm completely over the moon! 🙌
Yeah because god forbid those parents have to accept that a child is enjoying a completely normal bodily function. Even enjoying something at all. That would be horrifying to people who are completely dead inside.
He says "penguin" much better then Benedict Cumberbatch.
Pengwing?
Some girls feel funny sooner than another.
It is just nature.
This was the best show. Miss it so much. House always told the hard truth
That kid is incredibly adorable. Great acting!
"Does she get sweaty afterwards?"
"SoAkiNg weT"
_Huge giveaway right there_
(grows up to be a gusher)
A kid at my camp did this. She would rock in her chair and shake. When I explained it to the other councillors they looked at me like wtf?? I had to explain I learned it from a tv show😩
this is them dipping their toes in early child sexual education
*****
what?... this is tepid and totally inexplicit
Yeah fuck off Lone Wolf. You shit.
More like diving in head first
Lone Wolf There's a difference between an health habit and an unhealthy one. Sexual Education is made to teach where's the line.
The "problem" with this desorder in children is when they simply can't stop masturbating and they do it often without even realising it: that is when it's not "normal" anymore and it becomes to be considered an obsessive habit, therefor a mental condition. It's nothing excessively bad by its own, but it should be kept under control because it could be the sign of an obsessive desorder, or it can lead to a need for perpetual gratification that, as you can imagine, is not the key for an healthy development.
Gratification disorder doesn’t mean that someone masturbates every time because they’re addicted to it or something, it means that they’re exploring themselves in public, that’s what it happens only to children, because they still don’t know the concept of privacy, like house said in the clip, and they don’t know they should do that while not in public.
This is probably the best bedside manner House has in the entire show
The high five at the end is so good. "kudos kid, you're way ahead of the curve"
Hey Amy! Look how Charlies grown! And...she has red hair!
Also, I love House is the one trying to discreet. Usually he would be blunt in situations like this.
When my sister was very young my mother happened to take a glance out our kitchen window and saw my sister standing perfectly still in our back yard, head up and eyes rolled back. My mother panicked and took her to the doctor's to get an MRI scan. Nothing came up. Many, many years later the events of that day came up in a conversation between my mother and sister. She remembered that day! She was scratching her eye balls was all! My mother grumbled for the rest of the day on the money wasted for the doctor's appointment and MRI test.
The most vulnerable people are parents towards the kids. Although I think there are many parents that don't allow the kids to be kids, I don't blame her for that
@@otaviofrn_adv Yeah, this falls into the "imagine what would happen if she'd been right and didn't act, though!" category.
No self-serving reason to believe something was wrong (like the mum in this clip clearly wanting a "special child"), she saw something that looked scary and reacted accordingly.
@@trianglemoebius Or, you know, she could've ASKED the child if she was ok and what she was doing, and the girl would've given her the same answer she gave several years later. Problem solved.
Saying you who to the hoo-hoo omg this show kills me
I love how he had so many terms for female masturbation
“ takes one to know one loser, wait that means I’m a loser scratch that.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd be on the lookout for Munchhaussen by Proxy with this mother. She seemed very excited to have a child with a disability who needed to be held back a year, rather than just a kid with below average intelligence.