The times when he does those horribly unethical experiments are usually the most hilarious. Triggering seizures in people is not something you should do. Especially with seizures, every seizure you get is a compounding risk factor.
@@enlightendbel You can see in this very clip the guy slamming his head on the ground. Meanwhile the doctor doesn't give a shit, he just makes a cheesy joke about how he just caused it. This guy would be slammed with so many malpractice suits he wouldn't be able to get insurance.
@@exiles_dot_tv well it's a TV show. And the only people in the room were House and Wilson other than the kid. And Wilson is a big simp for House so he's not going to say anything.
@@jondoe3049 "One Day, One Room" Season 3 episode 12 In it Cuddy offers him $10 for every patient he can diagnose in the clinic without touching them, on the condition he pays $10 for each one he has to touch
His poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL Edit: I think this is more upvotes on a comment than I've ever had. I also found a short video here on youtube that ties together the first part of the doctor visit, the second part, and the final scene where House and Honey meet for drinks. House S03E22 Vegans. Check it out here: th-cam.com/video/4jPEGaBs4cw/w-d-xo.html
@@Jaepeg Sure thing. Turns out my memory of the dialog isn't the greatest, but it has been years since I saw that episode. I did find a site with a script of the entire episode. I don't know if I can post links here, but here is an attempt on my part to post it so you can look at it if you are interested: clinic-duty.livejournal.com/20065.html
@@Dingusdongus257 Hmm, makes sense. I apologize, I didn't mean to sound insensitive or rude. However, I hope you'll find a way satisfying for you - and not a miserable one. Be strong. Have a nice day as well.
House, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, and Goldust are animal abusing cunts. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Leave other animals alone. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
StrawHatLuffy94 Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life.
Elephants that give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, that's it.
You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not owners, we're their carers.
StrawHatLuffy94 Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. Species is irrelevant to family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
going 18 years sleeping on your arm, then suddenly not being able to sucks! mine was after a pulled back muscle weakened my arm. the way that guy is holding, look like shoulder knotting on that guy though, they are never fun.
Well, he could have suggested some physical therapy or maybe even yoga for example. My physical therapist and I spent an entire session on checking out different sleeping positions and how to improve them by improving general posture or using different pillows and mats. It really helped me change my habits and made me realize that a lot of these issues can be improved with specific muscle training, changing your mattresses and pillows as well as some mental training. A little more confidence in everyday life, training, and a better sleeping environment can do wonders for your posture and your sleeping habits. Also, the guy in the video could have suffered from other illnesses or issues which make it harder to sleep on the back, i.e. respiratory issues, diabetes or muscle weaknesses in the neck. Plus, a big part of a doctors job is to take their patients seriously. It has been proven by now that a lot of times just listening to someone for 5minutes and then asking a serious follow-up question can improve someone's well-being significantly.
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 "nutritionist" can mean whatever you want. I could legally advertise my dog's services as a nutritionist if I wanted to. Mostly they just go on TV and talk about how this food or that food has suddenly become poisonous despite people eating it for millennia and being more or less fine.
Child lies to mum about throat hurting to skip school (taking her for an idiot), him saying "yes" to House's question pretty much means he was lying about his throat.
House did have a point with the mother, you can’t expect someone to be accommodating when you think it’s wasted time in the first place. By default she should’ve just assumed he’d be annoyed, not expecting him to go along with it and give her son a lesson, that’s not his job
The same thing happened with me at an optometrists. Only I wasn't skipping school and had no reason to lie. The optometrist gave me a cursory glance and told me to fuck off. 10 years later I go in by myself and get those glasses. I have the opposite prescription in each eye, which is why after swapping eyes during the cursory test regular glass appeared better than what the optometrist was trying. TL;DR at lest check the kid properly (preferably start by telling the mum to GTFO).
Jake Surname you probably couldn't sue him today, but you could find out where he lives and wreck his shit, throw toilet paper all over his house, put googly eyes on his windows and doors, shit under his mat, that kind of stuff
Does it matter what she thinks if she cannot diagnose it? It still makes sense to check a kid even if you think he might be faking it if it can be a serious condition. My wife almost died as a kid because her parent's didn't consider a possibility she could be seriously ill. So I'd say better be safe than sorry when it comes to health.
@@itgaam No, his poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL Edit: Also, I believe beans are fat free. At least I've had cans of refried beans in the recent past and they had either very little or no fat.
well this actually isn't true. poop can float also due to a large amount of indigestible fiber in foods. and vegans get a lot more fiber than most meat-eaters do sooo their poop tends to float more often
I love this series. Got it on DVD then Blue Ray. Total genius.. I never tire of watching it and I am normally Mr Fussy when it comes to watching TV.. Well done to all the writers and behind the scenes experts who contributed to this too.
"Jack- is your mommy a big fat idiot?" Ok 1.) Probably the only time he's ever checked a patients chart to even learn their name 2.) His method of teaching an idiotic mother about why its wrong to waste a doctor's time just to teach her kid a lesson was flawless 😂😂😂😂 people for some reason don't realize doctors spend all day seeing patients and twice that time charting them and additional paperwork.
I hate going to the doctors, even when its urgent so I don't understand people going to the doctors for the most simple things like "my arm hurts because I've been sleeping on it"! Ha, sex while stupid. Best line ever
You wouldn't believe how simple and how stupid they can be when they come to see me and there's me grinning and bearing it, fantasising how easy house had it.
simplythebest286 actually new onset anal pruritus is something you should see the doctor for: differentials can vary from hemorrhoids, worms to rectal cancer :)
Sivabalan Retnasamy lol... this is what I hate about medicine. A wart means cancer. A headache means subdural hematoma, altered (or altering) mental status, dementia, death. A cough means TB, HIV/AIDS, Pneumocystis pneumonia, lung collapse, death. Fever means sepsis, shock, multiple organ dysfunction, delirium, death.
And a beautiful smile might mean tics, risus sardonicus, tetanus, Angelman syndrome, Huntington's, extrapyramidal side effects, facial nerve palsy, brain damage, and of course, death.
+ Eammon Wright I worked in customer support of a multimedia outlet store for about a year and a half. I have a few of those stories that make you facepalm. Mostly just people being ignorant or downright stupid. A few examples: 'My camera doesn't work.' No, they tend to not work unless you put the batteries in. 'My phone just died on me.' Turns out, it just needed to be recharged. 'My phone doesn't work.' You see this button up here? This is what you'll want to press to fix that. We call that 'turning it on.' Or an actual story. A mother comes in and, without saying hi or greeting me or anything of the sort, she blurts out: 'My son is watching porn online.' So I say: 'Bring in his system and I'll reconfigure his router with a parental block so he can't access those sites anymore.' To which she said: 'But then how am I supposed to watch mine?' I wish I could say I had a witty retort to that, but I didn't. I tried to explain to her how to do it herself, but I could tell that was a lost cause. She didn't understand a word I said.
maciejl20 Actually, I don't know. I saw him in many roles before House and he always looked young, with or without beard. There was an episode in House MD when Greg shaved and yet he was looking awesome. It was years later, after his role as House, that Hugh started to age and actually look much older. But idk man, maybe that's just my opinion.
1:37 *holds down guy seizing* I love it when medical shows make amateur mistakes like that. I also like when they defib someone with no rhythm, also comical.
Sandouras this episode took me completely by surprise. In the sense that i thought it would turn house more softer side he would show his McDreamy side but no, he didn't know his way to help her. Sure he did show his human side but in a different way than I thought. Like he would be totally caring and sweet but no. He sure challenged her and asked her why did he chose her but its just i expected a different turn. That's the great thing about House, it always surprises you, you don't really never know he is gonna react. Anyway to happire stuff i love the clinic moments they are mostly the funniest parts
rasper dan it was :One Day One Room, if im not mistaken it was right after the end of the Tritter Arc. It was the episode he came back to work after he spent one night in Jail or maybe one episode later.
7:00 if you're particularly keen, you can see House made a snarky joke about the guy eating meat secretly, the guy said, "we're vegans. at first, I was a little concerned about the lack of protein, but Honey showed me you can get it from lots of...." and House cut it to, "Well, whatever floats your poop." only fat floats your poop, hence, liar, liar poop floater.
The main story for the episode that had the the funny scenes where House is asking patients to diagnosis themselves and asking how they don't know about condoms, was one of the best written episodes
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
”I’m not on drugs.”
”I am.”
House is like the medical version of Deadpool
Me too.
"am _I_ okay? is it diabitis?"
"no, you are pregnant!"
@@NoNameAtAll2 Some would argue that joke doesn't work in 2023. 🤣
"Are you insane?"
House: "ʘ‿ʘ"
lol
The Fool fooled by a man fooler than his foolness O-O
what's even funnier is the patient in that scene plays the doctor in parks and rec
i came here to say this
"No. But you are for going to the hospital because you sleep on top of your arm."
@@SamBrickellyes😂
House: **figures out that the kid can get seizures**
House: *I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move*
The times when he does those horribly unethical experiments are usually the most hilarious.
Triggering seizures in people is not something you should do.
Especially with seizures, every seizure you get is a compounding risk factor.
House pulled a "omae wa mou shindeiru".
@@enlightendbel You can see in this very clip the guy slamming his head on the ground. Meanwhile the doctor doesn't give a shit, he just makes a cheesy joke about how he just caused it. This guy would be slammed with so many malpractice suits he wouldn't be able to get insurance.
@@exiles_dot_tv well it's a TV show. And the only people in the room were House and Wilson other than the kid. And Wilson is a big simp for House so he's not going to say anything.
"No, you're pregnant" House troll face
For those who don't understand 3:03 : House made a deal with Cuddy to do clinic hours without touching the patient one day.
I still dont get it :
i think if he dont touches them he wins money and if he does he pays money
Cooper the joke is that she’s hot, so he’s gonna touch her lol
What episode
@@jondoe3049
"One Day, One Room" Season 3 episode 12
In it Cuddy offers him $10 for every patient he can diagnose in the clinic without touching them, on the condition he pays $10 for each one he has to touch
1:04
"Wanna see something really cool?"
*Just fucking dissapears*
KDHDKDHSKSBKKKHSJSV
thats straight up my dad lol
I mean it was pretty cool
@@nikaqurdadze3131 lmao
@@hannahbanna_ calm down
Nobody else in whole world could have played Dr. House so brilliantly.
I agree wholeheartedly!
I think they should remake House with The Rock as House. It'd be way better.
@@AlastairjCarruthersthis is *literally* the stupidest thing I’ve read today
@@AlastairjCarruthers I think you might be an insane person. Jesse Spencer as his successor is a preferable option.
Hugh was the best. If I absolutely had to pick someone else it would have been Clarke Peters.
you shouldve have includeded where the lady uses the asthma inhaler like a perfume.
Or the guy with a broken finger
Search "House, Do I look like an Idiot"
The scene you were asking for is uploaded
Or the one where the girl gets the infection from using 'the Jelly'.
Lmfao!
"We have a neurological issue"
Something's wrong with my brain?
"Oh Yeah!"
Asahel OMG yes that was so funny
House: I’ll explain right after this break.
Videos ends.
Genius!
His poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL
Edit: I think this is more upvotes on a comment than I've ever had. I also found a short video here on youtube that ties together the first part of the doctor visit, the second part, and the final scene where House and Honey meet for drinks. House S03E22 Vegans. Check it out here:
th-cam.com/video/4jPEGaBs4cw/w-d-xo.html
feels to me like House's the Deadpool of doctoriness.
@@jtenorj Thank you so much for this. I really did not think I'd actually find what happened next in the comments LOL
@@Jaepeg Sure thing. Turns out my memory of the dialog isn't the greatest, but it has been years since I saw that episode. I did find a site with a script of the entire episode. I don't know if I can post links here, but here is an attempt on my part to post it so you can look at it if you are interested: clinic-duty.livejournal.com/20065.html
jtenorj you're the real mvp
I like how House just replied nonsensical symptoms with a even bigger nonsensical solution just to fuck with people
I wish I could make you have a seizure by flashing the lights on you🤣
“Do I have diabetes”
“No you’re pregnant”
Can someone tell me? What it suppose to mean?
@@soulheart6408 Instead of his urine, he submitted someone else's to be tested. Apparently, that woman is pregnant, not diabetic
or have prostate cancer
@@Dingusdongus257 At least he has one. You sound like you don't. 😎
@@Dingusdongus257 Hmm, makes sense. I apologize, I didn't mean to sound insensitive or rude.
However, I hope you'll find a way satisfying for you - and not a miserable one. Be strong.
Have a nice day as well.
House uses clinic hours as warm up for his sarcasms for the actual patients
Nothing like a stepping stone to something greater!
I feel like Hugh brings his British sarcasm into House’s character. It’s rare to see that kind of acerbic nature.
House, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, and Goldust are animal abusing cunts. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Leave other animals alone. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
StrawHatLuffy94 Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life.
Elephants that give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, that's it.
You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not owners, we're their carers.
StrawHatLuffy94 Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. Species is irrelevant to family.
Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
The fact that house was only shot once is nothing short of a miracle
well yeah I mean seriously you would think more people would have shot him then just the one guy but nope only one shot him so he was very very lucky
House is like the medical version of Deadpool
The med with the mouth.
Lisa Snowflake Doan Shadow I’ve thought of him like a cross between Loki and Dr. Strange
Deadpool is like comic hero House.
Marco Bournissen man I gotta see Deadpool
House is the medical version of Sherlock. And Wilson is his Watson.
-Second favourite reason is because you're on drugs.
-I'm not
- I AM.
I'm in a hurry and I was searching for this comment. Insane moment hahahaha
Seriously that first case in this video... "So your arm only hurts after you lie on top of it at night"... *facepalmed*
Well there is always surgery...
going 18 years sleeping on your arm, then suddenly not being able to sucks! mine was after a pulled back muscle weakened my arm. the way that guy is holding, look like shoulder knotting on that guy though, they are never fun.
I feel like that's a legit complaint that something that hasn't hurt for two decades is suddenly killing you.
unfortunately the doctor said they cannot do much. so i have to deal with insomnia or arm pain.
Well, he could have suggested some physical therapy or maybe even yoga for example. My physical therapist and I spent an entire session on checking out different sleeping positions and how to improve them by improving general posture or using different pillows and mats. It really helped me change my habits and made me realize that a lot of these issues can be improved with specific muscle training, changing your mattresses and pillows as well as some mental training. A little more confidence in everyday life, training, and a better sleeping environment can do wonders for your posture and your sleeping habits.
Also, the guy in the video could have suffered from other illnesses or issues which make it harder to sleep on the back, i.e. respiratory issues, diabetes or muscle weaknesses in the neck.
Plus, a big part of a doctors job is to take their patients seriously. It has been proven by now that a lot of times just listening to someone for 5minutes and then asking a serious follow-up question can improve someone's well-being significantly.
Patient: “My arm only hurts when I sleep on top of it at night”
House “Were gonna have to amputate, guys gotta be able to sleep at night”
Patient: Are you insane?!
House: *confused head tilt *
Yes, you're right. That's what was said. Good job.
"I'm a nutritionist"
House: "Imma ruin this woman's whole fake career"
Isn't nutritionist someone who suggests diet plans?
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 "nutritionist" can mean whatever you want.
I could legally advertise my dog's services as a nutritionist if I wanted to.
Mostly they just go on TV and talk about how this food or that food has suddenly become poisonous despite people eating it for millennia and being more or less fine.
@@doger944 Oh those people. Sort of like the "Nutrition response testing" which has TBH one of the best youtube videos.
@@doger944 Next you're gonna tell me personal trainers are fake too!
@@ProgThoughts hey, man, if you want to pay someone to tell you to eat kale, it's a free country.
"im not an athlete"
"duh"
Hah, you are a grey alien, it's funny because you look like the one who abducted me when I was 5
what does "duh" mean? is it like: of course, i did not think otherwise?
Wendy Whoisit you're right. But isn't English your first language?
LePredator1 Thank you. And it is not. Czech language is.
Wendy Whoisit
Dude, what are the odds?
Já jsem taky z česka XD
"Jack, is your mommy a big fat idiot?". Hahaha.
Child lies to mum about throat hurting to skip school (taking her for an idiot), him saying "yes" to House's question pretty much means he was lying about his throat.
*nod nod nod nod*
So the vegan called his girlfriend honey
Let that sink in
Lol)))
It gets better because her name is Honey.
Yeah It's so great how you get to name someone when you start going out with them, because they didn't have one before.
lozzybozzy234 have you ever seen the episode? Her actual name is Honey. It’s not her pet name.
@@vonniebeth Yes, I was being very sarcastic
"No, you're pregnant" *House troll face*
Guessing it wasn't a troll, cuz he said it wasn't his, so maybe his girlfriend or wife.
do someone knows that actor?
Paul Martinez Joel David Moore
Nice fenrir
Does anyone know which episode that's from?
"So have you ever thought about... not doing that?" LMAO
Nutritionist isn't a legally protected term, any idiot can call themselves a nutritionist. Dietitian is the legally protected term.
+Solus Darkcoat Well someone likes Dara O'Briain :).
+Matthew Brierley Yay! References
Even dietitians aren't taken seriously by real biologists.
You want to know how to eat healthy? Talk to a BIOLOGIST, not a nutritionist or dietician.
Madao bullshit. A medical doctor will not refer you to a fucking biologist.
H Y i've tried speaking to a biologist about my diet, and what was wrong with my body. He said talk to a doctor.
House did have a point with the mother, you can’t expect someone to be accommodating when you think it’s wasted time in the first place. By default she should’ve just assumed he’d be annoyed, not expecting him to go along with it and give her son a lesson, that’s not his job
Also, such a bad idea to make you kid think that going to the doctor is awful...
The same thing happened with me at an optometrists. Only I wasn't skipping school and had no reason to lie. The optometrist gave me a cursory glance and told me to fuck off. 10 years later I go in by myself and get those glasses. I have the opposite prescription in each eye, which is why after swapping eyes during the cursory test regular glass appeared better than what the optometrist was trying. TL;DR at lest check the kid properly (preferably start by telling the mum to GTFO).
Jake Surname
you probably couldn't sue him today, but you could find out where he lives and wreck his shit, throw toilet paper all over his house, put googly eyes on his windows and doors, shit under his mat, that kind of stuff
Its a free clinic too. Makes it even worse.
Does it matter what she thinks if she cannot diagnose it?
It still makes sense to check a kid even if you think he might be faking it if it can be a serious condition.
My wife almost died as a kid because her parent's didn't consider a possibility she could be seriously ill. So I'd say better be safe than sorry when it comes to health.
"It's a shame, you look cute that thin". Ouch!
She was making herself vomit to stay thin.
It's called Bulimia
That why the "Ouch" he's like "oooh too bad you have to stop vomiting, you look cute like this..."
Charlieh OR I think the implication was actually that it’s a shame she was going to make herself thinner with the Bulimia
As a former bulimic I found this way too funny
If anyone is wondering the last guy’s poop was floating because of fat deposits, he had been eating burgers behind his girlfriends back.
Lipids contain fats which are lighter than water
Thank you 🙏
Still probably shouldn't float though. I've eaten red meats my whole life and mine didn't start floating until after I had my gallbladder out.
Thankyou
I wasn't.
'We do everything together.
Of course, a toilet can be a lonely place.'
lol
"whatever floats your poop" ahahahahahahah
Jojos25 veganism makes your poop float. Beans are a magical fruit
@@itgaam No, his poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL Edit: Also, I believe beans are fat free. At least I've had cans of refried beans in the recent past and they had either very little or no fat.
jtenorj thank you I was confused lol you're awesome
😂😂💩
well this actually isn't true. poop can float also due to a large amount of indigestible fiber in foods. and vegans get a lot more fiber than most meat-eaters do sooo their poop tends to float more often
I really like House replying 'Nothing, what are you doing? ' whenever someone asks what he's doing.
I love Doctor House. I wished Hugh Laurie would have more roles like this. He excelled as Dr. House.
House is my inner being. He says everything that I want to out loud without a care in the world.
Yeah. Just without the knowledge base.
Hugh Laurie is a genius. From Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster to House he is always brilliant.
you know we can cut your arm off so you can sleep better🤣🤣
Hugh Laurie waw in Blackadder? I only remember Rowan Atkinson...
@@justcarineinparis Of course. He was hilarious
Never seen this show outside of clips before, but that "Wanna see something cool?" scene was the most awesome thing I've seen in a long while
" My life is one horror after another " awesome line
“Okay, either you suck at math or you’re gonna die in 2 seconds....”
*You suck at math*
THEdjpluto man if this is not in the comment section i need to die
What a line!
That was hilarious😂
*raises middle finger* lol
I laugh so hard 😂😂
"whatever floats your poop" AHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Are you insane!?" Psychotic head tilt.
If I was the guy, I would go:
"Well that's one option, but I also still need my arm while awake"
"You're either bad at math or going to die in two minutes.
You're bad at math."
-Doctor House
it was in two seconds not minutes lol
It was also "suck at math" :P
I learned sarcasm and dismissiveness from this man . Thanks House !
House suggesting that the guy amputate his arm just to get some sleep still makes me laugh every time!
I love this series. Got it on DVD then Blue Ray. Total genius.. I never tire of watching it and I am normally Mr Fussy when it comes to watching TV.. Well done to all the writers and behind the scenes experts who contributed to this too.
whoever writes the script for House MD is a genius
God I miss House...His humor was such a breath of fresh air on network tv...
3:15 😂 dude this entire scene
"Whatever floats your poop" is the most masterful response I ever heard
Lol! When the nutritionist said thank you when House said I could tell from your toe loop sandals. 🤣
This show was EPIC! And Hugh Laurie was brilliant. I could binge watch this all day 😬
"Jack- is your mommy a big fat idiot?"
Ok 1.) Probably the only time he's ever checked a patients chart to even learn their name 2.) His method of teaching an idiotic mother about why its wrong to waste a doctor's time just to teach her kid a lesson was flawless 😂😂😂😂 people for some reason don't realize doctors spend all day seeing patients and twice that time charting them and additional paperwork.
1:20 his vision is based on movement so you have to stay perfectly still or he can't see you🤣
"You can't bleed in public" is one of the best troll jokes ever :)
House was and will always be the best show...Got to love Greg House!!
"Your friend 'Eggs Benedict'" @ 5:54 is a Woody Allen stand-up reference. Nice.
That look he gave when he closes the door is priceless XD
"I'll explain right after this break."
then an ad starts lol
That look he gives after, "Are you insane?!?!?"
They really need to bring back "House". They should make a pre-House M.D. series! House in Med school and practicum. That would be awesome!
You have to hire a dermatologist for Hugh Laurie. Unless you're okay with an early 20s House looking like 60
I hate going to the doctors, even when its urgent so I don't understand people going to the doctors for the most simple things like "my arm hurts because I've been sleeping on it"! Ha, sex while stupid. Best line ever
You wouldn't believe how simple and how stupid they can be when they come to see me and there's me grinning and bearing it, fantasising how easy house had it.
simplythebest286 actually new onset anal pruritus is something you should see the doctor for: differentials can vary from hemorrhoids, worms to rectal cancer :)
Sivabalan Retnasamy lol... this is what I hate about medicine. A wart means cancer. A headache means subdural hematoma, altered (or altering) mental status, dementia, death. A cough means TB, HIV/AIDS, Pneumocystis pneumonia, lung collapse, death. Fever means sepsis, shock, multiple organ dysfunction, delirium, death.
And a beautiful smile might mean tics, risus sardonicus, tetanus, Angelman syndrome, Huntington's, extrapyramidal side effects, facial nerve palsy, brain damage, and of course, death.
+ Eammon Wright
I worked in customer support of a multimedia outlet store for about a year and a half. I have a few of those stories that make you facepalm. Mostly just people being ignorant or downright stupid.
A few examples:
'My camera doesn't work.' No, they tend to not work unless you put the batteries in.
'My phone just died on me.' Turns out, it just needed to be recharged.
'My phone doesn't work.' You see this button up here? This is what you'll want to press to fix that. We call that 'turning it on.'
Or an actual story. A mother comes in and, without saying hi or greeting me or anything of the sort, she blurts out: 'My son is watching porn online.' So I say: 'Bring in his system and I'll reconfigure his router with a parental block so he can't access those sites anymore.' To which she said: 'But then how am I supposed to watch mine?' I wish I could say I had a witty retort to that, but I didn't. I tried to explain to her how to do it herself, but I could tell that was a lost cause. She didn't understand a word I said.
He looks 10 years younger with beard!!
Probably because he was almost ten years younger back then :D
maciejl20 Actually, I don't know. I saw him in many roles before House and he always looked young, with or without beard. There was an episode in House MD when Greg shaved and yet he was looking awesome. It was years later, after his role as House, that Hugh started to age and actually look much older. But idk man, maybe that's just my opinion.
‘ secon favorite reasons is you’re on drugs’
‘I’m not’
‘I am’ lmfao I love house 😂😂
"Ill explain right after this break "= im tired of your shit. God whoever wrote this was a comedy genius.
"GOD I LOVE THIS FAMILY!!"😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Okay. Either you suck at math or you're going to die in two seconds"
*house waits*
"You suck at math"
had me dying
I love the little head twitches House does at 0:37 after the guy asks if he is insane.
Can't stop laughing at house's crazy face!
"I'll explain right after this break" *ads plays* /video ends/
Great editing of a great show... LOL... thanks!
That “you’re pregnant” one always gets me
536 people has never seen Dawson's creek or an After School special.
So their most likely non-US people or US below the age of 25.
oh man I miss it so much, it was the best series...
Deliverence of "No, you're pregnant" is the best😂😂
No moment can ever surpass Inhaler Lady
Honestly my favorite parts of House were when he was working the clinic.
"You wanna remove my arm"
"Amm!...Guys gotta sleep"
😂😂😂ahh Classic Gregory House...
brilliant writing and well executed. A great show.
One of my favorite shows of all time.
Patient - its about my bowel movements !
House - What isn't these days ? 😂
5:39 Hold on, is that Norm Spellman?!
Man I love that look he gives after the guy told him he was the insane one at 0:37
I could watch these all year.
1:37 *holds down guy seizing*
I love it when medical shows make amateur mistakes like that. I also like when they defib someone with no rhythm, also comical.
Oh no. I'm being sucked into a House binge watch again.
Help
4:28
House - "Is your mommy a big, fat idiot?"
Kid - (nods head emphatically)
Thats one of my favorit bits lol
i miss this guy.. one of the best series ever
need house quotes on t-shirts. "Poop love fades"
Oh god that rape victim girl was there.... I still get the feels from that episode.
Sandouras this episode took me completely by surprise.
In the sense that i thought it would turn house more softer side he would show his McDreamy side but no, he didn't know his way to help her.
Sure he did show his human side but in a different way than I thought. Like he would be totally caring and sweet but no. He sure challenged her and asked her why did he chose her but its just i expected a different turn.
That's the great thing about House, it always surprises you, you don't really never know he is gonna react.
Anyway to happire stuff i love the clinic moments they are mostly the funniest parts
I remember that episode it was very deep and thought provoking ... do you remember which one it was Sara :/
rasper dan it was :One Day One Room, if im not mistaken it was right after the end of the Tritter Arc. It was the episode he came back to work after he spent one night in Jail or maybe one episode later.
Thanks for the reply Sara ... I am going to log off TH-cam and watch that straight away :)
rasper dan you welcome and im so glad i was able to help
This is were we all decided that he must have make more clinic hours... they are always so fun ^^
Funny thing; when House said "I'll explain right after this break''. I had to watch an ad
7:00 if you're particularly keen, you can see House made a snarky joke about the guy eating meat secretly, the guy said, "we're vegans. at first, I was a little concerned about the lack of protein, but Honey showed me you can get it from lots of...." and House cut it to, "Well, whatever floats your poop." only fat floats your poop, hence, liar, liar poop floater.
Great Vid. Thanks! :)
1:32 I like how House waits for Wilson to do something for the boy with seizure
The main story for the episode that had the the funny scenes where House is asking patients to diagnosis themselves and asking how they don't know about condoms, was one of the best written episodes
"Are you insane?" Asks the man who is complaining about how his arm hurts when he sleeps on it all night.
God i love house's dark humour
"Is your mommy a big, fat idiot?"
*Nods vigorously!*
Never brought myself to watch it but will all the sarcasm I'm seeing, that's the show for me
I really feel like he should have tried to catch him, slow his fall, warn dr. Wilson... Anything before letting him bang his head on the floor. 1:30
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
Also u aren't supposed to hold someone who's having seizure like that.
Yeah, isnt it just support the head, but dont restrain them?
At Akinotopsia Wilson should have understood that he'll have a seizure and hold him. But I don't think got it.
"they had *sws* "
My brain: *sleeping with sirens*
Also a thing to do.
God this show is just a gem
Our sir told to see house md series so that u can understand how to diagnose better....but I ended up loving their personal stories.😇😆