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  • @0._m_.0
    @0._m_.0 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    House's chemistry with the dwarf lady was by far the best and strangely wholesome....even with their one-upping sarcasm.... I loved their witty duel...

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He wasn't condescending to her the way most people probably are. She appreciated it. Yeah, he was being rude, but he is equally rude to everyone. 😂

    • @0._m_.0
      @0._m_.0 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cl5470 the lady was no less... As i said... "Witty Duel"

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He didn't treat her like a child or someone who needs special treatment, he saw her as a mature adult and made her feel like one.

    • @hansolo631
      @hansolo631 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's tough to enjoy extreme sarcasm from fictional characters though because you just keep thinking about a huge room of people taking 2 hours to write that page of dialogue. Those writers rooms are stacked with talented people. But shows like House makes me very aware of it which isn't good for immersion

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9333

    Care to go for a spin?
    OKAY BUT SHE DIDN’T SAY NO

    • @seize3
      @seize3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I wouldn't and I'm a guy lol

    • @ebro2363
      @ebro2363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Genie Hossain tbf she looked him up and down and was like yeah I dig it

    • @abdullahmelchibuterah73
      @abdullahmelchibuterah73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She didn't say either

    • @mindful_clip
      @mindful_clip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      So you're saying there's a chance....lol

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@mindful_clip a tiny chance hahaha

  • @fayazsultan6745
    @fayazsultan6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4987

    No one can play the character of House as good as Hugh Laurie.
    Hats off to this psychotic Genius.

    • @raquelbiliran7693
      @raquelbiliran7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha....so true

    • @cn.st.182
      @cn.st.182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nobody ever attwnpted or ever will attempt.

    • @kerk9795
      @kerk9795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More sociopathic than psychotic tbf. But yes, I definitely agree. He is amazing

    • @rogergomez1
      @rogergomez1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what i would love to see is leftenant george play house that would be funny

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rogergomez1 he was in friends on plane

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8140

    House is actually really good with kids when he wants to be. Telling that one mom to get her kid an ice cream cake because her daughters happiness should come before her mothers ego.

    • @pioneer_1148
      @pioneer_1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      House is actually nice (or at least nice by his standards) to every kid in the series (barring one or two who were particularly annoying/moronic)

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Two years down the line the kid's gonna realize that her ice cream cake is now annihilating her own ego. Trust me lol, there's literally not a single young person who is both fat and happy.

    • @eracer166
      @eracer166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Vanilla LoL When That is completely wrong, you dont have to be in shape to be happy. Dont get me wrong it’s definitely good, but all young fat people not being happy is just incorrect.

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@eracer166 ...lol I'm a high school teacher. Literally all my kids fall into one of two categories--they're either in shape and working daily to stay that way, or they're not in shape and they're making self-deprecating "jokes" 24/7.

    • @robotmaster4515
      @robotmaster4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@kaiz1845 Ok but that doesn't show why being fat will stop you from being happy. Sure I agree with you to lesser degree but overall you use evidence that doesn't prove your point and just act like being a teacher means your right. Definetly not a English teacher if you use that bad reasoning.

  • @MrFerny316
    @MrFerny316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8871

    "Care to go for a spin?"
    - Dr. House, MD Man, Myth, Legend

    • @Klebe3000
      @Klebe3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I fcking lost it at that part xD

    • @Ghostlysuicune
      @Ghostlysuicune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      MrFerny316 I fucking died

    • @CustomizedUsername
      @CustomizedUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      She didn’t say no thoughhhh 😂

    • @haloed-hero
      @haloed-hero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@CustomizedUsername that's because she was in

    • @violetevergarden221
      @violetevergarden221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dont understand that, care to explain?

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4343

    "Care to go for a spin?"
    The look she gave him was a definite yes. 🤣

    • @girlnextdoorgrooming
      @girlnextdoorgrooming ปีที่แล้ว +168

      And she turned around.

    • @adamant4107
      @adamant4107 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I would have loved to see him dating her on the show for awhile.
      They definitely had some chemistry.

    • @melo.lucas320
      @melo.lucas320 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Alright then, big boy!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @arieswildchild
      @arieswildchild ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It looks like you never understand the women's language. Had no spins lately, huh?

    • @eliasgolf2024
      @eliasgolf2024 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yup they did it afterwards

  • @73Stargazer
    @73Stargazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8592

    I would have loved to see more between house and the short lady. She was so feisty

    • @jobkramer560
      @jobkramer560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Which episode was that?
      Edit: Merry Little Christmas.

    • @ada-dech
      @ada-dech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      "Are you high?"
      "Higher than you!"

    • @RobTheSquire
      @RobTheSquire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      wanna go for a spin....best line ever... and she was tempted

    • @HazDaGeek
      @HazDaGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      That's the kind of dialog / acting that made that show. But maybe, just maybe, what we saw on screen was the "perfect" tease?

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      73Stargazer, I knowwww!! Haha! She thew back! It was so entertaining.

  • @robinabernathy2829
    @robinabernathy2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    I love the woman who didn't take offense when he said is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay. She was special for sure.

    • @Walterwaltraud
      @Walterwaltraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Who's the actress?

    • @dralism123
      @dralism123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@Walterwaltraud Erin Foster

    • @burst_ch.
      @burst_ch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Would have been such a good addition to the show, but the one scene is enough.

    • @sike1035
      @sike1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      No. I felt there was something fake about her. House was right.

    • @robinabernathy2829
      @robinabernathy2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@sike1035 If there were something fake about her she would've reported House for his inappropriate comments. Commenting on her being Jewish strike one, making a sexual reference strike two and three. Especially these days.

  • @fareedahmaheeb5366
    @fareedahmaheeb5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    "get the kid a damn icecream cake"
    i love house with kids

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes!

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What House didn't say is that she is overweight because Mom isn't doing physical activities with her. Mom is too focused on herself to put the proper energy into raising the child.
      I do feel for the kid. An entitled mom and one who isn't giving her the tools she needs to succeed in life.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@superdave8248 While physical activity is necessary, I'd still say it really IS the diet that mostly determines your weight. I've heard loose interpretations of percentage going from 80% diet, 20% exercise.

    • @charlie0008
      @charlie0008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @AZBYCX even if she was a tad over weight that's normal for a kid, I was a little porker at her age. But now I'm perfectly healthy (aside from Asthma)

    • @makslesniewski
      @makslesniewski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@azbycx737 Overweight doesn't technically mean sick. It just means your BMI is above the range that is deemed normal.

  • @darrelldemarest3502
    @darrelldemarest3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5707

    "Get your daughter a damn ice cream cake"

    • @kittygrimm7301
      @kittygrimm7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Doctor’s orders.

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ice cream cake is good for what ails you.

    • @a.trance6997
      @a.trance6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @OnyxEyes Nawh, it's "care to go for a spin?"

    • @Daicidus
      @Daicidus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Let them eat cake he said

    • @warhead160
      @warhead160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which episode is this from?

  • @XxTaiMTxX
    @XxTaiMTxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    Not gonna lie... I kinda wanted house to date the fiery short gal. I think they would've got along quite well and there'd have been a ton of snark to throw around.

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      XxTaiMTxX, oh man, I know. I think he admired her sass.

    • @hoarder1919
      @hoarder1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      they could shag each other, they could enjoy each other's company for some time but they'd never get along for any long period of time. House is a fundamentally broken man, bitter and miserable, and sooner or later his bitterness would've showed up and bitten, just like in every relationship he ever had with women.

    • @abdimojo8794
      @abdimojo8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@tiffanypersaud3518 yes, sassy lady, she could keep up with him, put him in place as well

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree with all of you about everything you've said. That never happens. I will cherish this comment thread forever.

    • @johnkennethwiseman682
      @johnkennethwiseman682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep she date Denny Crane too

  • @robinabernathy2829
    @robinabernathy2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    "pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me" that sounds like a helluva lot of fun.

    • @err1r234
      @err1r234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@NightRaven-lh1bf thanks for the science of sex spinning sir

    • @berekexer56
      @berekexer56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Still disappointed we didn't get a Mary go around joke on a Christmas episode with an actress named Meredith.

    • @krazus2036
      @krazus2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of those cursed videos of Japanese that have been circling lately.

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No kidding. Look up a Suicide Girl named Jemma. Giggety

    • @nomadhakunamatata5793
      @nomadhakunamatata5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NightRaven-lh1bf if its a jungle down there, take a machete.

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    "Sorry I'm late, I was taking a dump."
    Because of how witty and risqué House's humor usually is, I find the blunt crassness of that line incredibly funny.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it's because of the inflection he uses when he says 'dump'. It's hard to believe Hugh Laurie's American accent is not native.

    • @sonofizzy
      @sonofizzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean he didn't literally mean it? :)

    • @majorhemroid
      @majorhemroid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People react to a line like that.
      "OMG, how dare you be honest?!!"
      When they don't, it means they're fun and/or bonkers.

  • @sundog70
    @sundog70 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    I love the scene when he says "care to go for a spin" watch what she looks at as she turns around.

    • @shinakuma6986
      @shinakuma6986 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      probably comparing her height with his 'cane' :D

    • @sarahapriliana9993
      @sarahapriliana9993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shinakuma6986 no, he was propositioning her lmao

    • @kenbrovost9653
      @kenbrovost9653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's because she made the spin joke so he wanted to take a spin

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    02:38 The chemistry between the blonde woman & House was intense. Wish she had more time on the show

    • @c.j.c7919
      @c.j.c7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She never came back?

    • @yuzhao2055
      @yuzhao2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah in an earlier ER scene specially , I was wondering if anyone noticed it

    • @keanuboyd7493
      @keanuboyd7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think cuddy hired her but she was not assigned to diagnostics/ Team House

    • @CR-oo3cm
      @CR-oo3cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Her name is Jennifer Hall btw

    • @Kasper623
      @Kasper623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CR-oo3cm you’re a Capeless hero thank you

  • @579emodonz
    @579emodonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    Patient: Prostitutes have been portrayed as religious figures.
    House: Nah, I think they just like to kneel.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Forsaken_Blood
      @Forsaken_Blood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice One

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thought he said"they just like to NAIL"

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nan420 more like nailed

    • @vincentscott336
      @vincentscott336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To kneel and accept the milk

    • @ball4137
      @ball4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cv4809 kneel made it more funnier than nailed.

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Someone who can deal with alot of pain is exactly what you need" Wilson for the win!!

  • @fairyland2288
    @fairyland2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "Care to go for a spin" remains my favorite House one liner, ever.

    • @dominikmuller4455
      @dominikmuller4455 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, it is:
      Do you have hair in your special place?

  • @chelseaanthappan5784
    @chelseaanthappan5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Girl says “I’m half Jewish”
    Next scene “AND THATS OUR HILTER” .....ok then

  • @moxxie_ivan5952
    @moxxie_ivan5952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3121

    “That’s our Hitler”
    Alrighty then

    • @pauliussileika
      @pauliussileika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Well she's half Jewish...soo

    • @nassito2
      @nassito2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Reference to "The Producers". great movie

    • @xellos5262
      @xellos5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nassito2 and is known by way to few people...

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xellos5262 Truly. It may be the best play I've ever been to.

    • @thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256
      @thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give ut 1 more like jus 1

  • @emjaysmile
    @emjaysmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I think house admire the short lady you can see it in his look..

    • @kelechiojobor933
      @kelechiojobor933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      emjay morris I have seen her in a CIS Las Vegas episode,about a dwarf conference murder,smart lady

    • @goodhunter1555
      @goodhunter1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      She's confident in who she is, doesn't give a shit about people's mockery and can dish it right back, and hates thoughtless pity, so why not

    • @heatherloffelmann3547
      @heatherloffelmann3547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She is often on NCIS as an epidemiologist.

  • @skyeangelofdeath7363
    @skyeangelofdeath7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    I always wished the interview with the woman in green high heels had gone somewhere. The actress did a fantastic job with her scene. She was hot. And they could have had some great back n forth banter in episodes down the road.

    • @emerald6136
      @emerald6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She looks like a Aloy

    • @milansikela8923
      @milansikela8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bla bla

    • @dantehn7773
      @dantehn7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emerald6136 i was thinking the same

    • @ismail357
      @ismail357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dayummm

    • @kavyadas5360
      @kavyadas5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why they brought Amber.

  • @bernardmacdonagh9517
    @bernardmacdonagh9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Is she really wasting a doctor time to talk about cake

    • @onealdom
      @onealdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin.

    • @Fermifire
      @Fermifire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Yes, people are that stupid. Try working retail for more than a year and you'll get that scene 100%.

    • @ryanthull1270
      @ryanthull1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mmmmmmm cake!!!!

    • @iRazenrak
      @iRazenrak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      There are parents who try to be friends with their kids, and as such, aren't taken seriously by their own children. So they get a professional opinion to "prove" things to their kids.

    • @madcornentertainment2008
      @madcornentertainment2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Poor girl wanted a birthday cake once a year it’s not like it’s every day

  • @TheMischievousbull
    @TheMischievousbull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I love the interaction with between the House and the short lady, also Cameron and the kid looked so surprised by House comment about going for a spin.

    • @ChrisAtheist
      @ChrisAtheist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Short lady definitely had a thing for House
      They should have made her main cast for 1 season

    • @TheMischievousbull
      @TheMischievousbull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ChrisAtheist I do think that House actually fell a little bit in love with her. Honestly I actually think these two have more chemistry than him and cuddy.

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@TheMischievousbull He was charmed by her wit and her attitude, and recognised the history that must have honed it. She was charmed by his obvious ease around little people (he wasn't condescendingly nice to her or awkward), and his own wit. They had great banter, and the flirting was basically them ending their verbal sparring on an "You're alright, I like you."
      "In love" is a bit much.

    • @geraldw4471
      @geraldw4471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quick note: She didn't say no.

  • @Myview246
    @Myview246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
    Wilson: uh... uh...
    lol Wilson is so cute 😂😂

  • @Whyyyyyy
    @Whyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    I can't believe that nobody pointed out that House saying he doesn't want someone who would rather be in a lot of pain than look a certain way is MASSIVELY the pot calling the kettle black.

    • @bascelissen9968
      @bascelissen9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The pain he has isnt by choice, the pain that girl has is

    • @jonathandemy-geroe4991
      @jonathandemy-geroe4991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@bascelissen9968 No there was one episode where he tried methadone treatment and it apparently eliminated the pain in his leg entirely. Several montages later of him jogging and walking without a limp and he decides to go back to being in pain because he believed the pain was a part of his identity.

    • @infinity-gn9xq
      @infinity-gn9xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@jonathandemy-geroe4991 no he started loosing his mojo and misdiagnosing.. thats why he went back to vicodin

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jonathandemy-geroe4991 You're thinking of Ketamine treatment.
      There was an episode where he took Methadone for his leg, but that is a completely different episode. You're talking about the Ketamine treatment after he got shot.

    • @andreil1313
      @andreil1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bascelissen9968 he could have just amputated his leg and he would not be in pain

  • @thejumper7282
    @thejumper7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    the scene with the blonde girl is actualy pretty wholesome

    • @gabrielkaam2
      @gabrielkaam2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      it's an homage to the movie Casablanca .. We'll always have Paris

    • @eazy1174
      @eazy1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was he lying about the spores?

    • @thejumper7282
      @thejumper7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielkaam2 should watch it

    • @ssk58607
      @ssk58607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eazy1174 been searching for a comment about that lol I think he's lying about the spores thing too which would be a rather nice thing to do especially for house

    • @CrusaderDom3
      @CrusaderDom3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eazy1174 No. You saw House have that epiphany he has when he see a medical condition someone has when he looks at her. He also gave her a prescription.

  • @LunchBXcrue
    @LunchBXcrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    3:37 Did... Did that guy puke on the floor while holding a barf bag IN HIS HAND?!

    • @Jacob-qr8pl
      @Jacob-qr8pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IQ 5000
      Janitor will clean up floor puke. Puke dude's gotta throw away his own doggy bag.

    • @mosh4493
      @mosh4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it might have been a tissue

    • @Netghost855
      @Netghost855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looked like an card, like an appointment card

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you're projectile vomiting you don't always have the clearest brain

    • @stevenhancock2822
      @stevenhancock2822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've all been there. Molson 151, man. Woof.

  • @ryanthull1270
    @ryanthull1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4378

    Imagen having a house episode with this Corona virus. How epic would that be.

    • @penquin2000
      @penquin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      its not lupus

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      omg no it will never happen

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I imagine it would be a lot like the meningitis outbreak episode.

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Saki Maro Yeah i'm obviously really dumb, like you can directly notice that by seing my profile picture.
      And uuh I knew that. You had the plague after the 1st World War which was far more deadly for example. But the 2003's SRAS was less worse than the Covid19, wasn't it?

    • @christopherbonanno1120
      @christopherbonanno1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He would walk in with a corona beer and when he got a look from cutty he would say you called me and told me to come in there a corona outbreak. Then he would grin and say oooo you ment the other corona. That’s gold right there. But On a side not coronavirus won’t last long just remember it was made in China. 😂

  • @Shilgne1
    @Shilgne1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "Boys in the lab, sure they're hard drinkers, but they're pros."
    lol

  • @therealaype
    @therealaype 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    4:00 Wilson quietly agreeing with House and taking a peek himself 😂

    • @alext2566
      @alext2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A peek? That was a blatant double take! Haha

    • @judigemini178
      @judigemini178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol & he wasn’t even looking at first, it’s only when house mentioned it did he start staring

    • @qamarzaman4247
      @qamarzaman4247 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Truth to be told mad respect to house for being a sigma and a gigachad.
      Atleast he has his morals and humanity plus thinks straight up seriously. I like the attitude

    • @GeorgiaAndrea
      @GeorgiaAndrea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wilson being silent the entire time says something😂

    • @--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.2508
      @--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.2508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@qamarzaman4247jesus christ, I hate zoomers

  • @dmyrych8520
    @dmyrych8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:35 - "Care to go for a spin?" will always be one of my favourite House's quote

  • @FirelordHouses
    @FirelordHouses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "Happy Birthday, get the kid a damned ice cream cake." I love this man.

  • @aeh5109
    @aeh5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    House and Cuddy have my favorite interactions in the show. They’re both such amazing characters.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which is why Season 8 sucked. Cuddy being written out of the show lost a lot of the appeal for the characters

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right, their back and forth is sooo addictive

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stuart267 Cuddy was fucking annoying

  • @mfforeskin9755
    @mfforeskin9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Compared to you, I'm sure it was huge." Definitely one of the funniest lines on the show

  • @offlxneofficial8979
    @offlxneofficial8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    “The shoes always tell the truth”
    Me: looks at black airForce 1’s

    • @Catmeat106
      @Catmeat106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      69 is that you?

    • @2012withShantelleS
      @2012withShantelleS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Official shoes of BX thieves

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      House made a mistake, there. Wearing painful shoes to a job interview is not the same thing as wearing them to work on the regular. A job interview lasts half an hour, tops. Even I'd be willing to wear five inch heels for an hour. They aren't painful immediately.
      It bugs me when writers have these clever characters like Sherlock and House reach dumb conclusions.

    • @KatherineNaumenko
      @KatherineNaumenko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austenhead5303 maybe, but why bother? She didn't have to wear hills. I'd have to side with House. Yes, not that painful, but unnecessary.

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KatherineNaumenko Job interview. You dress to impress for those.

  • @captainrex3320
    @captainrex3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Care to go for a spin? 😂😂😂

    • @undersolo
      @undersolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She never said “No”.

    • @CustomizedUsername
      @CustomizedUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      House waxed that for sure

    • @Aujueta8
      @Aujueta8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look up midget porn. It’s funny af 😆

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@undersolo ha!

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aujueta8 for real?

  • @burntkat
    @burntkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    5:17, Wilson's horrified look gets me every time.

    • @Ryan-zt2xw
      @Ryan-zt2xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not horrified.

    • @prosen8966
      @prosen8966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that looks much more like interest. Sadly, she doesn’t appear damaged in any way so I don’t see Wilson going after her even in a fanfic (unless, i guess, the fanfic somehow makes her damaged. But that would require her to return to the hospital bc, as mentioned, he won’t see her as anything other than a pretty woman u til he’s aware of a problem.) ❤

  • @saldiven2009
    @saldiven2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    One of the best characters in a TV series ever created, all because of how terrible flawed he was as a person, despite his genius.

    • @gibransaliba8801
      @gibransaliba8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We all resonate with that. We all have a gift (whether we utilize it or not) and we all have flaws and we can all be assholes. House is a mirror of ourselves

    • @matthewmcguirk5287
      @matthewmcguirk5287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Second perhaps only to Sherlock Holmes?

  • @TheAwesomeo1000
    @TheAwesomeo1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Corona virus spreading throughout the world.
    House: well I'm bored, might as well see if this virus is worth my time or if it's actually helping me get rid of the patients in the clinic.

    • @drifter4training
      @drifter4training 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂💀a

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rona isn’t a diagnostic issue. Sorry. This is more Cameron’s department.

  • @dustyrhodes38
    @dustyrhodes38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love how he quotes Casablanca to get rid of the stalker 😂😂

    • @mohamedashian604
      @mohamedashian604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So remember when in doubt...quote Casablanca

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Someday you'll understand that." cracks me up because classic or not, I was over 30 before I watched Casablanca right through

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmackmcneill
      Same with me and both Casablanca and It's A Wonderful Life.
      It's one of those things the grown ups always sat watching at some point and I just couldn't sustain interest until I was much older.

  • @salisudauda1767
    @salisudauda1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Long legged soul"
    I can't take it anymore.

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Cameron's disapproving face was getting a workout in that midget scene.

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you should see whrn House tried to get high by faking cancer

    • @dan2007kohn
      @dan2007kohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love Cameron’s reaction shots. The one when she confronted Cuddy after she lied to House about solving his last case 😂

  • @theloreoverseer7106
    @theloreoverseer7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    0:44 “This is why you’re here”
    That’s honestly the best part about House’s Persona, he speaks his mind on everything

  • @AUSSIETAIPAN
    @AUSSIETAIPAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I'm loving the fact that you uploaded this on the 8th of March.

    • @Slim08151
      @Slim08151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why?

    • @delsa403
      @delsa403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Slim08151 women day

    • @Slim08151
      @Slim08151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Del Sa Reeeeeeeeeeee

    • @irrationalreality8276
      @irrationalreality8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saki Maro reeeeeeeeeeeeee-uploaded?

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saki Maro reupload? Lol.. u "thick headed gem."
      He is so stupid his sad ass thinks the words in quote is a compliment for him.

  • @whytebearconcepts
    @whytebearconcepts ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I live in Fresno, I have through many earthquakes over the last 40 years. And not ONCE have I even had someone lose their inhibitions towards me.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    4:00 Wilson can't keeps his eyes away. LOL

  • @246mjw
    @246mjw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "oh now it's people? thought we were talking about fellowship applicants"
    As a graduate student, this is totally accurate

  • @moonscar119
    @moonscar119 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    House with the dwarf is the best. She was not afraid to dish it back and house loved that

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not only that but she shares his distate for idiots and isn't afraid to say so.
      The ultimate turn on for House.

  • @Degenerecy
    @Degenerecy ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Love the part where he knows the little girl might be embarrassed about her weight and closes the door. Since he loves demoralizing idiots but chose the kids feelings over the stepmom.

    • @yevettebamber4273
      @yevettebamber4273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was her Mom, not Step-Mom.

    • @Degenerecy
      @Degenerecy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yevettebamber4273 @1:14 He points out the StepMother is way too young to have that child. AKA Genetically the girl is overweight by nature and not blessed like her StepMother.

    • @Kinitawowi
      @Kinitawowi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Degenerecy No, he's realised that the mom is bullshitting about the sugar, she just wants a daughter who's as thin as she is so they can wear matching outfits and she can be mistaken for being younger. Pure ego and vanity on the mom's part.

  • @yorkie4220
    @yorkie4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The second woman was holding her own going toe to toe with House. That was awesome!

  • @nathan2130
    @nathan2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    You missed the one with the old lady with VD who wrote him a love letter.

  • @StevenCBlah
    @StevenCBlah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    A lot of people talk about James Gandolfini or Bryan Cranston as the best to ever do it, but Hugh Laurie is right up there with them

  • @Shay_-cq2cl
    @Shay_-cq2cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I absolutely love House’s interactions with his clinic patients. It was a shame that they backed off on these. They were so entertaining.

    • @essiewoo
      @essiewoo ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, i don't like what they did in the later seasons so dark and depressing House was best when they had a streak of humour. clinic duty was a great comic relief. Hugh Laurie was originally a comedic actor

  • @skydragon4ever
    @skydragon4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    That midget spinner was the best one!

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was horrible but hilarious. I love it

    • @bluenomadbruh
      @bluenomadbruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And I thought I had heard it all on GoT.

    • @hughjass2640
      @hughjass2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was just a stupid fad.

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hughjass2640 midget spinner was a fad?

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duckmeat4674 yeah I’m confused lolll

  • @andrewtrujillo7054
    @andrewtrujillo7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "You don't look a day over 4 feet" lost it lol

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I’m 4’1, that’s 1.5 canes in metric”
    I think House found his match.

  • @Lemont321989
    @Lemont321989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This hospital's legal bills for sexual harassment gotta be through the roof. Worth every penny, as far as House is concerned. And my sense of humor

  • @adinadinasilova5812
    @adinadinasilova5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:02 that's my favourite part. Look at the Wilson's stare😂

  • @deepaparakkal4241
    @deepaparakkal4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The beginning part where House just makes fun of and roasts the mom for being stupid, and caring about her daughter looking "slim" over her happiness, was excellent

  • @fabienne50
    @fabienne50 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I never really noticed how much Wilson changes throughout the different seasons!

  • @darthbiker2311
    @darthbiker2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how House is flexing Casablanca lines and assuming the teenager in front of him doesn't know what that reference is.

  • @Judesmood118
    @Judesmood118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The interview at 4:35, she’s was so cool! I wish she had been written in.

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed. As much as I loved House, he has some real deep-set issues as a manager. If he could not control you in some way, or have leverage over you, he’d let you go most likely.

  • @zerogee768
    @zerogee768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:37 _"Sorry I'm late. I was taking a dump"_
    Priceless!! 🤣

  • @vq2vx
    @vq2vx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:47 House's expressions, & 3:52 Wilson swallowing a guffaw 😂 LOVE this show!

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Right rudder"
    Man, the dialogue in this show was legendary.

  • @familyknutsen2171
    @familyknutsen2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:58 this look.. house has never looked at another woman like this, she definitely was a great match for him!!

  • @DragoMusivini
    @DragoMusivini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
    Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
    You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
    Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

  • @melrobertson2743
    @melrobertson2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    House's opinion of why mommy was soooooo concerned about her daughter's sugar intake was spot on.
    Is he ripping off Casablanca to break up with someone?

  • @D1vid3By0
    @D1vid3By0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "care to go for a spin?" legendary

  • @L4cH4nC3
    @L4cH4nC3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Someday you'll understand that"
    yeah, when she watches Casablanca for the first time

  • @stef0228
    @stef0228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Care to go for a spin” - i HOLLERED

  • @felipepineda1585
    @felipepineda1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    House was actually attracted to her. Why not she is cute and comes right back at him with clever retorts

  • @20somthingdrifter11
    @20somthingdrifter11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:13 - I love it, house knows he can get away with poaching lines from one of the greatest Romance Movies of all time.

    • @brigitteking969
      @brigitteking969 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the greatest Movies of all time!

  • @miranda13c
    @miranda13c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    8:17 It’s funny/interesting to me how later on, Hugh Laurie and Leighton Meester do actually portray secret lovers in a romance/drama film called “The Oranges” back in 2011.
    Hugh’s character begins a secret affair with his close friend’s (and neighbor) younger daughter portrayed by Leighton’s character.
    Fun fact: This is the film that also starred Adam Brody as the son of Hugh Laurie’s character. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are now married and have a child together. They started dating in 2013, which was just a few years after this film was released. The film is pretty decent and interesting.

  • @DawoudKringle
    @DawoudKringle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:31, House won that woman.

  • @tailored4extra817
    @tailored4extra817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:05 omfg that reaction from wilson killed me
    After I’m only half Jewish fml that was good

  • @tebellontsebeng4024
    @tebellontsebeng4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "You don't see boobs like that on deans of medicine"

  • @andromedafan
    @andromedafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    From 4:35 to 5:49 that is Dr Petra Gilmar given life by the awesome Erin Foster!!!

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    House has a very strong sense of righteousness, despite carrying himself in such a way which doesn’t reflect it. He doesn’t wear his morals on his sleeve, but he knows them well.

  • @McLeod2022
    @McLeod2022 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Had never seen the necklace "but I'm not a child...am I??" scene. that was written well... where she played naïve and then confessed with a smile.

  • @ralphralpherson9441
    @ralphralpherson9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Care to go for a Spin?" --- that cutting wit is just delicious.. LOL

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There's been a lot of explanations why House is so good with kids, but to me it seems pretty simple: House's dad was a strict a-hole, and he doesn't have kids of his own, so House takes the child's side way more than the parent's side.

    • @constantlyl8
      @constantlyl8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that explains why he treats those anti vaxxer parents so harshly

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@constantlyl8 well, that and they're just plain idiots. House hates idiots.

  • @duderyandude9515
    @duderyandude9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:19 I’m surprised that House mentioned Mother Theresa as perfect considering he’s an anti-theist and in real life, Hugh Laurie is friends with Stephen Fry who was friends with Christopher Hitchens and he was the reason that no one could say she had 100% praise when she died.

  • @zescapegoat
    @zescapegoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    House: "Was there an earthquake when you were in Frezno?"
    Girl: "what?"
    H: "i ask all my girlfriend's that"
    legend at 8:50

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love dialogue he stole from Casablanca

    • @lematindesmagiciens8764
      @lematindesmagiciens8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I was like, I heard that before...

    • @undersolo
      @undersolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad someone caught that.

    • @Slim08151
      @Slim08151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      which one are you talking about - never seen Casablanca btw

    • @travisjohnson6676
      @travisjohnson6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slim08151 I can't type out the whole thing.
      Look up Casablanca final scene where Bogart says goodbye to Ingrid Bergman

    • @blaineclarke3192
      @blaineclarke3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You belong with victor.

  • @josephhurst4902
    @josephhurst4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:28, Just goes to show that Every woman who has a thing for house, has something Medically wrong with them.

    • @essiewoo
      @essiewoo ปีที่แล้ว

      well then, maybe House needs to give me a full body exam and inject me with a cure

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or psychologically. Thin line between the two. Hard to tell.

  • @yahyaelganayni4055
    @yahyaelganayni4055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:44
    "certainly curious about the logistics"
    Dr house just says what we all think about but can't ask

  • @permazero
    @permazero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Long legged Soul"
    &
    "......Spin Me" are truly iconic 😅🤣

  • @focusaddiction3460
    @focusaddiction3460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I died laughin when he said she belongs to Victor, omg so freaking genius, the timing

    • @solventtrapdotcom6676
      @solventtrapdotcom6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So few have the culture to notice anything anymore...

    • @mistiqueentourage7182
      @mistiqueentourage7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As in Victor from the movie hatchett?

    • @yevettebamber4273
      @yevettebamber4273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also felt this line was a reference to his love of "Soap Opera's". Fact is he was acting out a "Soap opera" here and took it all the way LOL!!!

  • @bruhzee3931
    @bruhzee3931 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “You’re gonna end up alone, House.”
    Aaaaand they both ended up riding motorcycles into the sunset, not alone.

  • @Dragonrose36
    @Dragonrose36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me." House: turned on.
    "Being different, you get used to people's idiocy. Still beats the hell out of actually being an idiot." House: MORE turned on.

  • @jothejoker6771
    @jothejoker6771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Wanna go for a spin?" I choked on my food! I love this show!

  • @laspeedyboi3388
    @laspeedyboi3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how house shows how I would be if I could say what I really think in shorter terms I hate everyone

  • @HeadStronger-HS
    @HeadStronger-HS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Today House would be fired and 100’s would die.

    • @georgelux126
      @georgelux126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      David Schupner actually he would have been fired back then, but it was still a fun show.

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t want a shitty person for a doctor.

    • @kennycramer1351
      @kennycramer1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kev Dog snowflake

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kennycramer1351 maybe, but I still don't want someone who is treating me to be constantly insulting me, or if I was a girl, just straight up hitting on me. Go off on how people who aren't okay with their doctors breaking into their house are: "snowflakes". I didn't even know someone had commented such a stupid thing until now because you didn't even reply correctly.

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kd7437 I genuinely don't understand what you're talking about. Are you insulting me? Agreeing with me?

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The delivery of "THIS is why you're here" is absolutely FLAWLESS

  • @studogable
    @studogable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The little person really is startlingly attractive.
    Just thought I'd point that out.

  • @videowatcher495
    @videowatcher495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The midget and the teen were one of my favorite episodes.

  • @taevongalvez9976
    @taevongalvez9976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:52 Wilson can't stop looking either 😂

  • @ImitationBrand
    @ImitationBrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I would have hired the girl at 4:32, stylish shoes and all.