$10 For Each Patient You DON'T Touch | House M.D. | MD TV
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- Cuddy must make a bet with House in order to keep him on clinic duty all day.
From House M.D. Season 3 Episode 12 'One Day, One Room' - House returns to the hospital after a short stint in rehab; Cuddy comes to collect on the debt of perjuring herself for House; House encounters a patient who tests positive for an STI and says she was raped recently.
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House: "Perjurer."
Cuddy: "Felon."
Love their relationship.
Yes, especialy the car in cuddy's living room.
@@TheEplestugasAlmost like the broken dining room in the neighborhood
"What happened to rehab?!"
"I got out"
Underrated line
The mandatory "underrated" comment in every comment section of anything that has ever been posted on YT
@@cptpepper7731it's the law
@@cptpepper7731underrated observation
Underrated by whom? Who are you obnoxiously speaking for?
I've been doing this challenge with women my whole life
And what diagnoses have you come up with? 😁
bro same
The guy is owed a billion
and you still didnt manage to get a single 10dollar bill?
It's even easier when your married
"I owe you ten" still makes me laugh.
Ten? Sure it wasn't TWENTY?
@@Broken0152
He went into the room with her owing him $30, he came out owing her ten 😅😅😅 he felt and touched everything he could
Considering the attractiveness of the lady, quite understandable that he failed on that one!
That "yes" from Cuddy at 3:56 about House finding some humanity is delivered incredibly well. Between the pause, the line read and her eyes, you can feel the real hope she has for him *and* her embarrassment at knowing what House will think of that hope *AND* her resolution to stick with it anyway.
Cuddy is smart and fun and serious and sarcastic and doesn't put up with any of their BS, that's what makes her so hot.
She still dumped him for the phoniest of reasons
@@johnhammond3605 From the script, made for good television finale.
Lisa is a phenomenal actress
@@DianeCooperTW Yes, seeing her in other stuff was strange sometimes because she was so closely associated with HOUSE, M.D.
It sucks that Lisa and the producers had a salary dispute. She deserved a better exit than she got.
Is that what happened, I read she didnt like the direction the producers took Cuddy, she felt she had done everything with the Character and yes, she deserved a better exit
@@daviddundas4140 I read that in another comment. I know the writer didn't know she was leaving because he said he would've written a better exit.
How did she leave?
@@ndronikusri1992 House ran his car into Cuddys dining room and was arrested, when he came back to the hospital some months later she was gone, they wrote her out, the whole House/Cuddy thing was really poorly done
@@daviddundas4140 It was confirmed by basically everybody it was a salary dispute. They pretty much just had to roll with it at that point because nobody expected it.
"You've got athlete's foot in your nose." Too funny. Super model exam "I owe you ten." I split a gut.
Who’s the super model more importantly
@@Maverick734 That's Hottie DeJour.
how have us gentleman not sourced her.
I did it myself. Kristen Glass.
as long as I knew I was going to lose $10, I would've not only given her a thorough exam, I would've asked that patient out on a date. What's the big deal about Dawson Creek? I've never seen it.
@@tejasdevgekar1154 Thank you, MVP.
this is one of the best episodes! love house and cuddy together
Which episode
@@jeffgoldbloom3425 I know it’s late but “one day one room” season 3 episode 12. It’s a standalone episode with Greta themes that you don’t need prior knowledge of the series.
Katheryne Winnick is the reason it's the best episode of House. Her performance in this episode is award worthy.
The fact House clips always get over a million views on TH-cam is a confirmation of how good the show was; good writing, good casting of the rotating cast
House: Perjurer
Cuddy:Felon
The Name calling .🤣🤣
5:00 That look on his face as he closes the door HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Lmfao "why do I have to do this?"
"I have a bum leg"
That 4th wall look always cracks me up
Definitely losing $10 on that one lol
the lens used in the 1min30 mark is just insane. BOKEEEH allright.
I need watch the series again. I'm hooked on these short clips.
5:02 is most replayed.
You're welcome.
0:46 - still trying to figure out who this actress is. I know I've seen her somewhere else.
@@driverjamescopelandKatheryn Winnick, most likely you saw her in Vikings.
@@Thegr1m69 - YES! THANK YOU!
Bron haired woman with a purple-ish dress at 5:02, is not that goddess named Katheryn Winnick. I'm still trying to figure who that actress is though
@@Aim2Rock the actual name is Kristen Glass
“I’m ready to be judged !” I want this to be my life motto 😂
Well....let me be your lawyer then, Zahra. Side by side with you in the court of life 😉
I'd take the 50, and wait a hour or so then go back😂, he just said to leave, not leave and not come back
That’s actually what they did 😂 the kid ended up having swallowed a magnet
@@zackrodriguez7519smart dad lmao. 50 bucks could cover the gas for the hospital trip at least
@@Timeward76 Nope, they drove from Oregon. 50 bucks wouldn't get you across the country. Even back at the time this show aired.
@@jcout25 why did they drive from Oregon to NJ for a swallowed magnet literally any ER could take care of?
"i owe you ten"...
🤣🤣🤣
They should have kept this going. Too funny
well they werent paying her too well, she didnt like it, probably among other thing with production aswell
Lisa Edelstein is excellent in this show. She so often had to create something interesting out of thin air.
"I'm ready to be judged" 🤣
I don't blame House, if I was him and had a patient like the lady in the purple dress I would owe ten dollars as well
He was +$30 and went to -$10, wow that's a lot of touching
He's so cute when he's flirty😍
I love House's response to "Is that Vicodin?!"
"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to shave. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged."
The key part of proper grooming is to put proper care into it. That's the whole point. If you're not putting the proper care into it in order to trick people into thinking you're a detail-oriented person, you're just lying. If you use the same toenail clippers in your nose as you do for your toenails, you are absolutely not putting the proper care into grooming.
0:14 -- That administrator's dress is like, at least 1 size too tight, right?
'i've got a rumbled shirt and i forgot to brush my hair this morning, you've got athlete's foot up your nose, i'm ready to be judged'
after he said that, facing him with his eyes wide open knowing he scored a flawless victory over this twat, pure gold!
Flawless Victory? that was a Babality
Are you British by the way
@@SPECTRE_Madman If you referred to me, no i'm Dutch and proud of it
This week not morning
@@AwoudeX
Hey cool! My paternal grandmother is.
She left the Netherlands in the aftermath of WW II. I thiiink she was very very young then.
House diagnoses three patients without touching them.
House to Cuddy: "You owe me 30!"
House enters the room of a Goddess of beauty...
House leaves the room and goes to cuddy...
House to Cuddy: "I owe YOU 10!"
He touched her 4 times.
Well that says a lot about him:
1. He's a quite normal guy.
2. He is honest and admits that he wanted to touch her.
3. If Cuddy sends all hot women to house, he would run his most hated department "singlehandedly".
"single-handedly" omg 😭😭😭😭
@@spectrum5156 🤣
@@spectrum5156 Pun intended ;-)
It's not how many times he touches the patients, it's how many patients he touches. Touching her once of 5000 times would still result in him only owing her $10. She still owes him $30, he owes her $10 so she basically owes him $20.
Patient hottie, "Doctor House, is this really necessary for a headache?" Dr. House, "Haven't you heard? It's breast cancer awareness month. Say Aaaah."
Her name is Kristen Glass.
Because yeah, you wanted to know.
You're welcome 😁
No we didnt
@@areliroman3249 I think you're gettin' out-voted there, AR 😁
@@areliroman3249 right
Thank You Very Much
@@normancarter5419 Just doin' my part for the brotherhood... 😁
1:17 Casually pops a pill in front of his boss. 🤣
It was a "breath mint".
That's his boss or girlfriend?
@@soul2197 boss, girlfriend later on
Queen Lagertha! 00:00:46
Here for this comment!
She has an intriguing beauty - great actor - a natural great
Lisa was a real stunner. I loved the clinic bits, they weree much more entertaining.
You can never lie to a doctor no matter how embarrasing it is because they will always find out the truth , its that look they give you when they know you're lying then you just have to tell the truth.
they will find the truth in tv shows
lying to doctors in real life is just putting your life on the line
Know*, you’re*
@@coltonsmith3724 Corrected , thank you !
5:10 i owe 10😂😂😂😂
5:00 its young cuddy rofl
For me that's one of the best episodes in the entire series.
Blackmail might be ok, there just needs to be an agreement on when the joker is spent!
How old r u? 60.
U r lying 😂😂😂😂 always get me rolling
Dead giveaway when she said her age like it was a question 😅
Does anyone realize how House pulled out three gloves when he only needed 2, just to emphasize the disgust he is about to experience?
The slight delay in taking the third one always kills me 😂
No you're the only one that noticed
I've never seen Dawson's Creek but the joke is still funny.
I owe you ten. LMAO
"By the way, you owe me 30."
*walks into the room with the racked up knock out babe*
"...I owe you 10." 😂😂😂
Yeah, Id owe her 10 as well.
00:47 ~ Hey, Katheryn Winnick
Dr. House is Hawkeye Pierce meets Sherlock Holmes
i believe he was actually pitched as sherlock in a medical setting. his address is also 221b
"I put you in jail I can put you back" Well I'm turned on.
That was the perfect way to end the clip
"Why I gotta do this?"
"I got a bum leg! Say Ah!
Why did a writer of this show make them break each other
The actor for Cuddy had a wage dispute with the producers. She left.
@@doinkstr could writer just write that she die from cancer
I just had a fucking conniption trying to read whatever it is you just said
I think i lost a few brain cells trying to read this
@@Bbodenste12 good go to doctor then tell him/her how much brain cell did you lost
Him breaking the fourth wall when the door closed
good channel
I just realized that I don't remember much of that show even though it's freaking awesome, time to watch it again.... One moment did stay fresh in my mind however, the picture of his buddy passed out with a Mexican sombrero during chemo.
What's Lagartha doing there? 😲
Ragnar gave her the clap.
Was looking for this comment 😂
5:00 - It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. But still. Come on. This was creepy.
Lmao these are hilarious! I miss this damn show. 😆
"You think if I deal with enough people, I find some humanity"
And in the end, he did. His own.
Gotta love the repeated Dawson's Creek shout-outs at the end 😂😂
“You owe me thirty.”
*sees the cute woman*
“I owe you ten.”
💀 💀 💀
The woman in purple dress... 🤤
Hard to believe this guy played The Prince in Blackadder 😆😆😆
... or played Bertie Wooster; wrote "Mystery"... or rowed for Cambridge in "The Boat Race" (for real). She sure is pretty! 🤤
Ah see what happens when you do not keep the sushi really clean, it gets funky, and then it is off to House :D
Haha at 2:50!😂😂
If they're that poor, then they'd rather have fifty bucks!😂
"I'm ready to be Judge" 😅😅😅😅
Ok 50 $ killed me
0:45 Those who know…
🤣🤣🤣 You owe me 10
Eddie Harris as the music! This show knew how to pick the tunes.
I watched this series in German language. I had no idea Cuddy has such a cute voice in the original English version. 💖
Cuddy set him up with the model.
She knew how to push his buttons!
That woman in the burgundy dress is trouble!!
Smoking hot.
"I can eat 50 eggs" ~ Cool Hand Luke
0:46 Lagertha!!! I still wouldn’t care STD or no…
Omg what’s up with her outfit top being so small lol
It's rolled up
Was the style back then
Acting!!!!
this episode was very good
5:10 did he do something to cuddy haha they way he walked up on her and her face.
0:46 Lagertha!
Ragna gave it to her
lisa cuddy is quite the looker!!!!
I never caught this before, from the "you owe me 30" to "I owe you 10" implies he touched her at least 4 times, probably more since we can assume House lied :D
5:00 Kristen Glass is Suzi Quatro's niece!!!
WHAT?!! Holy cow!
OMG the third glove!
I was going to say I would have owed more than $10 but he went in being owed $30 and came back owing her $10 lol, that's a $40 dollar swing 😂
Who is the actress in the purple dress at the end?
House clearly has a type
"$10 for each patient you don't touch"
Do I count as a patient?
“I only did that because I thought you were getting clean.” The fact I know so many women willing to give addicts a 739th second chance is unreal. ☠️
Model name: Kristen Glass.
Um, lady, he's got chronic pain. Of course he takes pills for the pain.
Did not remember Katheryn Winnick had a cameo in this episode...
She was the main patient in the episode.
@@LemonNation of course... I did not even bother to read the description
She would have made a great captain marvel.
I've seen this clip many times and it always strikes me how much the pretty girl he ends up touching looks like a younger prettier version of his ex wife and I wonder if that is why he touched her.
When I first saw it I also thought it was stacy, and that’s why he looked at the camera. Then he gave the “I owe you $10” line 😂
Dawson's Creek aired while I'm in Secondary School... though without after school special in my country, that show is sexually cringed enough for a teen me!
Watched it to learn English, but end up learning something else. Girls loved it though, and it's a good ice breaker to discuss an episode of that show before chatting with them.
House M.D aired around the same period, but at 12 pm (bed time), so I didn't watch his show.
you went to bed at noon
@@Matp78 Yeah, need to wake up early for evening prayers!
I watch the show after that... except on school days where I'm still at school during that time.
How'd you know?😅
I didn't get that vasectomy for nothing.....let's party.
0:57 WHY THREE GLOVES???
I think its supposed to be 4 but the scene got cut off in editting for this video (2for each hand to be petty hes trying to show hes grossed)
@@jeffgoldbloom3425 no. In the episode, he also takes 3. No clue why
It’s a joke. He won’t actually use the 3rd one.
is that second girl lagatha? from vikings? probably got it from that earl,
Yeah
0:22 Damn...early foreshadowing for Season 7 :-0
This episode becomes much less funny later. It’s that mix of comedy and drama that makes House special.
After all, people do not come to the doctor when everything is okay with their lives.
toenail clippers in your nose?!? augh!
HOW DO YOU HAVE ATHLETE’S FOOT ON YOUR NOSE?
The fungus from an unwashed nail clipper used to cut the deeper hairs in his nose.
He literally explained it as he said it, he used his toe mail clippers on his nose.
What a loss of talent, but you cant blame him for taking the money....or could you ?
After what you did in Vikings, you would definitely have that!
you can make it all back as a gynaecologist