Looking For Love In A Ukrainian Village ( Isn't Easy ) 🇺🇦

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  • @readmycomment3157
    @readmycomment3157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5196

    This is a classic B&B episode. A mission, absurdity, kindness, rural obscurity, humour. Bravo!

    • @NaeemAminVlogs
      @NaeemAminVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s time for you to visit Pakistan...........you have visited all around the world except Pakistan,...... what’s the reason???? Can you tell me???

    • @jetmyron8494
      @jetmyron8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sure was, cheers

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@NaeemAminVlogs how much beer is there?

    • @BlazingWolfTV
      @BlazingWolfTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was good stuff haha xD !

    • @coolbeans8682
      @coolbeans8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spot on! Great episode!

  • @johndekoere9125
    @johndekoere9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    A Mongolian guy venturing into Eastern European villages looking for wives. Sounds familiar.

  • @JohnnyFD
    @JohnnyFD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6324

    Looking for wives ain't easy.

    • @madnilkdigital
      @madnilkdigital 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well at least it's an epic moment for an adventure. Nice

    • @mushmushy2418
      @mushmushy2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ooh Jonny you are a great friend to hang around with

    • @ChIGuY-town22_
      @ChIGuY-town22_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A bowtie is never a good choice, unless you are wearing a tux...

    • @npickle54
      @npickle54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SPOILERS

    • @cmac6136
      @cmac6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ChIGuY-town22_ looked fine to me

  • @mariavon22
    @mariavon22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    You made that 85 year old so happy with your kindness. She will remember that day as something special.

  • @sidhu704
    @sidhu704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3261

    With that kid on the bus peeping you guys talk was actually so cute

    • @azhivago2296
      @azhivago2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Cute?!?!?!! Looked like a schemer!

    • @dogukanozdemir2136
      @dogukanozdemir2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah

    • @wesok7124
      @wesok7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hiya georgie 🤡

    • @NaeemAminVlogs
      @NaeemAminVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s time for you to visit Pakistan...........you have visited all around the world except Pakistan,...... what’s the reason???? Can you tell me???

    • @fie1329
      @fie1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@NaeemAminVlogs Well, I think he even mentioned it a few times before, but here is what makes sense: It's not exactly easy to visit certain countries when you have stamps of certain other countries in your passport. Pakistan is one of the more difficult countries when it comes to this.
      Basically: If you visit places they hate, they won't let you in. I don't know why exacly, maybe they fear spys or bad influence on their culture or something. But that's how things are in some regions.

  • @msdn11
    @msdn11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    In this village my father was born and now his grave is there. And I ended up in Germany working in IT. By the way Sofievka it's not the worst place to be because they have a lake, school, kindergarten, club, post office, two restaurants, small stadium and a big road from south Ukraine to Kiew. For someone this is fun video, for others it's like small travel to the past, especially if you can recognise not even houses but even some of older trees.

    • @missannaliese
      @missannaliese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Do you recognise any places from this video or has it changed a lot since you were there?

    • @msdn11
      @msdn11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@missannaliese Sure I recognize a lot of places, they jumped out of the cart next to my grand grandfather house. It didn’t change a lot, if you noticed the road was quite well, this was made lately. When I was a kid it was much worse.

    • @Asptuber
      @Asptuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Wow - these kinds of comments are really valuable, thank you.
      How was the language situation when you grew up there?
      I've noticed that Bald seems to finally be dipping into Ukrainian a bit, but not being fluent in either Russian or Ukrainian it is hard to tell what people are actually speaking.
      (Except for Kiev I've only visited the west, Lviv, Lutsk, a bit up in the Carpaths.
      True story: On my first visit to Lviv in 2008 (or 06?) it took me 4 days before I realised it was Ukrainian and not Polish I was hearing all the time. After a roadtrip through Poland, the difference to Lviv was so slight that I thought everyone was speaking Polish to me, and that the city was full of Polish tourists... )

    • @msdn11
      @msdn11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@Asptuber I grew up in Kiew because my father mover their long before I was born. In Ukrainian villages people never spoke Russian, in the big cities ussr government did everything to make us switch to Russian. I started my school education in Russian but after Ukrainian became independent some schools switched to Ukrainian. But still in some big cities and eastern regions people using Russian more than Ukrainian. You shouldn’t expect something else after several centuries of Russia trying to destroy Ukrainian nation identity. They did it in the past with regions like Taganrog area or Kuban, and they keep going on with Donetsk, Luhansk. Russian needs one big Russian speaking country without any nationalities except Russians. But Russian means Ukrainian, Tatarian, Mordovien or any other people who don’t speak mother language anymore and lost their culture.

    • @Asptuber
      @Asptuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@msdn11 Thank you.
      How interesting about villages, that makes sense. As an idiot and never really deeply thought about it as a city - countryside divide, more as a geographical distribution.
      Might also be because I associate Ukrainian so strongly with Lviv, because that was my introduction to the language. Only visited Kiev much later. But difference there (in Kiev) in just a few years (maybe 2016 and 2019?) was noticeable even to a non-slavic speaker.

  • @siwant1
    @siwant1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    The way that child looks at Benjamin is golden! 1:27

  • @hyoghersiq5890
    @hyoghersiq5890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    Mongolians 800 years ago: burned villages, horses rides, a lot of fights
    Mongolians today: 9:20

    • @alipalmer745
      @alipalmer745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mongolians soldiers in Tchingiz Khan army ( orda) was 20 000 only .280 000 was slaves from Sogdiana ( Middle East Asia)!

    • @orton4357
      @orton4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha, good one but check 'pax mongolica' it also has good points of their reign

    • @golubovic_create
      @golubovic_create 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha true story 🤣

    • @chillappreciator885
      @chillappreciator885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAH

  • @mariosdimos2402
    @mariosdimos2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    this is the best bromance story of history. with a happy sausage ending.

    • @mtate02
      @mtate02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LOL! The innuendo of it all 😳

    • @valerkis8280
      @valerkis8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The happy sausage ending part came out so bad 🤣

    • @rabbiswhy
      @rabbiswhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I want sausage 😫

    • @ruralsquirrel5158
      @ruralsquirrel5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sadly, the search for wives ended in a big sausage fest.

    • @Y0Uanonymous
      @Y0Uanonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I often watch this channel's videos and I felt disgusted from the idea, does that make me homophobic ?

  • @ManBoo55
    @ManBoo55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    The kid photobombing was priceless. Had a look on the face like “Dude! Those outfits will NOT get it done!” Made me laugh out right

    • @davenz000
      @davenz000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Looked like a Bald mini-me.

    • @Heat3YT2
      @Heat3YT2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So cute

    • @boink800
      @boink800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's like ... who are these weirdo's speaking this weirdo language?

    • @spokest
      @spokest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought that was a real life Chuckie

    • @alperaydin8882
      @alperaydin8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought for a second , he(or she) was going to stab the bald in the neck with that evil look.

  • @necroplastful
    @necroplastful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Ive been watching bald religeously for 3 years, and this one is probably one of his best films. It has everything that makes this channel an absolute godsend.

    • @petermadsen5380
      @petermadsen5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a great guy free of prejudice and formalities. He's just there in the moment 👍

    • @derk486
      @derk486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favourite was Gamsutl

    • @h0u-h0u-h0u
      @h0u-h0u-h0u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a cat!

    • @frankmarcia5956
      @frankmarcia5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rblock777 i think his lunch date in Bellarus with that good looking young lady was the best.

    • @mariopsota5806
      @mariopsota5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      naa,the vid was way too short and not much action,there's much better videos on his channel

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    This channel is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So is yours, glad to see you here :)

    • @markuswilde3592
      @markuswilde3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait... I thought that was a year long membership to the Jellow-of-the-Month club!

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Genghis khan conquers eastern Europe looking for village women to add to his harem 2021 colorized.

  • @gardenjoey
    @gardenjoey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2752

    Ghenghis khan is rolling in his grave seeing johnny struggling to get of a horse pulled cart 😂😂

    • @masteryoda9044
      @masteryoda9044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      and having trouble finding women 😂

    • @souvikdas5662
      @souvikdas5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣✔️

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      I'm sorry Grand Father, I've failed you!

    • @cryss5824
      @cryss5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gazmendabdiu6486
      @gazmendabdiu6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha ha ha how did you come up with this one?

  • @Evasion.Survival.Alaska
    @Evasion.Survival.Alaska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Is it me or do the ppl of Ukraine seem so down to earth and genuine? I love these videos..

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Great people, can confirm.

    • @blueblazerable
      @blueblazerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Honestly before I discovered bald and bankrupt, I thought there is nothing about Eastern Europe particularly Ukraine. I thought Eastern Europe is like oh well very boring with ultra religious citizens. But well bald and bankrupt introduced me to a whole new world of former soviet countries. I am from Philippines and whenever you asked people here where do they want to go to in Europe, they would say Spain, Italy or UK. But hell man, I want to go to Kiev, Ukraine and Chisinau, Moldova right now! Not to mention that I've added the Soviet national anthem in my playlist since that's really beautiful song!! Way to go Bald!!!! Hope to meet you soon! You influence me so much! hahaha

    • @dvv18
      @dvv18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueblazerable It's a brick outhouse of a song.

    • @ArseniyVasylenko
      @ArseniyVasylenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@blueblazerable don't play the soviet anthem in Ukirane though, do not recommend

    • @noelht1
      @noelht1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@baldandbankrupt which is why I married one! Didn’t buy her Raffaello from the ATB though!

  • @FlamingEmberSeal
    @FlamingEmberSeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Going out to find a Girlfriend and finding a lot of Sausage. Sounds like a typical night out in England.

    • @raultamudo160
      @raultamudo160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In Southern Europe is the same. The struggle is real

    • @Matt_from_Florida
      @Matt_from_Florida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cross-dressers?

    • @kamel3d
      @kamel3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are so right thats how london is

    • @kamel3d
      @kamel3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raultamudo160 italy?

    • @asikdiekosbcrew
      @asikdiekosbcrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this comment 💀

  • @josephhenning1781
    @josephhenning1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Love how you and Jonny made almost everyone in the village smile and laugh. Spreading happiness in these shitty times we face is such an awesome thing to do. Big love to you both.

  • @lanand9397
    @lanand9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    The immense self-confidence required to do this in a foreign country while speaking your second language is nothing short of incredible

    • @yahooyaboo439
      @yahooyaboo439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even though Ukrainian is SIMILAR to Russian in many ways, there are big differences. So Ukie would almost have to be considered his THIRD language. Oy!

    • @yeetpotatoes69420
      @yeetpotatoes69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yahooyaboo439 Ukie😂😂😂

    • @xNeverm1ndx
      @xNeverm1ndx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yahooyaboo439 He speaks Russian all the time, really.

    • @gr33nshoes
      @gr33nshoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he has got two sausages!

    • @jeroboam4486
      @jeroboam4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's much easier to do it in a foreign country than your country. Trust me I did both.

  • @adey88splace
    @adey88splace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "I'm not married!!!" Now that's the spirit.

  • @rachzoldan6335
    @rachzoldan6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    1:27 is it just me that thinks the kid peeking over the chair to look at the camera is the most adorable thing ever

    • @wrath231
      @wrath231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed!

    • @yesman2304
      @yesman2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Scrolled down to see a comment mentioning the cute kid ahahah so funny

    • @MGSBESTProductions
      @MGSBESTProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought the kid was a pickpocket

    • @Luckyjo21
      @Luckyjo21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scrolled specifically to find this comment. So adorable

  • @71relayer
    @71relayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    The young lady in the florists is even more beautiful than the roses!

  • @bigchezzy8989
    @bigchezzy8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Thank you Bald. I've been in a very deep depression for the past few months and your videos are probably the only thing that can still put me in a good mood - even if for only a short amount of time. I'm almost certain you won't read this but still, sincerely, thank you from Norfolk, England.

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      I read it mate. Keep your chin up and things will get better at some point.

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Keep fighting out of the pit which is depression to improve your quality of life. Hang in there life will get better if you try. 👊🏻

    • @GreenTeaViewer
      @GreenTeaViewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I remember watching Bald's videos when I was at a low point in 2019. So low I thought it was the end. For 20 minutes it was my relief. Unbelievably, things got a lot better for me. Hang in there.

    • @jocuoghi8343
      @jocuoghi8343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Who read bald’s reply in his voice ? 🤣❤️

    • @leslieanthony3418
      @leslieanthony3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm an old uncared about retired American lady from NYC originally....gone for so long... all over ...and now in Oaxaca...and you are a lifeline of remembering fun for me. But ,think of including a senior on a travel vid to show folks with some resources how it's possible to keep it up.on a part- time basis.Include me on a weird trip and get a whole new audience from seniors!!! I'm ready to go ...o.problems...and no charge!! Love to see how to include seniors who can hang stil...in this type of travel format.

  • @dolanjuhblee7918
    @dolanjuhblee7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    For some reason, the abrupt cut from "where is everyone?" to a graveyard was the funniest thing to me. Great video mate

    • @abigailjean7375
      @abigailjean7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @make_some_noise
      @make_some_noise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      will they ever meet dendi i wonder

    • @mrpeace9836
      @mrpeace9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi dendi

    • @luizcarlos-vi5rz
      @luizcarlos-vi5rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone is dead in this shitt 🤣

    • @kekro7660
      @kekro7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@make_some_noise which part of ukraine is Dendi residing in ? were they already there ?

  • @krasteff
    @krasteff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I am sure Genghis Khan's laughter was exactly like Johnny's.

    • @MYKOLA_SS
      @MYKOLA_SS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ahahahah

    • @nirbangogoi34
      @nirbangogoi34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁😁even his descendents were in there

  • @kostasmine249
    @kostasmine249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "I'm the English one, he's the Mongolian" that cracked me up 😂

    • @williammunny9916
      @williammunny9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *_Isaiah 55.6 Seek the Lord while He may be found, Call upon Him while He is near. 7 Let the wicked forsake his way, And the unrighteous man his thoughts; Let him return to the Lord, And He will have mercy on him; And to our God, For He will abundantly pardon._*
      _Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. Jesus Christ loves you. God bless you, and peace be upon you and your family in the name of Jesus Christ._
      -------

  • @Henry_D
    @Henry_D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Flower ladies: " you gay?"
    Bald:"No"
    Also Bald: We have found something better than wives: sausages"

    • @elmaty3768
      @elmaty3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @awd6975
      @awd6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I bet he knows what to do with saysages other than hanging on his neck 🤣

    • @alexseip8233
      @alexseip8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 😂

    • @AeroUNO1
      @AeroUNO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stop being Sausageophobic.

    • @coolgordon
      @coolgordon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pink sausages

  • @christopherrobin7984
    @christopherrobin7984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Where can we find some village wives.." Next shot: Graveyard

    • @AB-im6de
      @AB-im6de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @thecorovaneer
      @thecorovaneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I lost it here

    • @Mimeniia
      @Mimeniia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it was,
      "What are you looking for?"
      "Anything"

  • @chn71
    @chn71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Johnny looks like a 1980's WWF referee with that bow tie

  • @ronmcclellan4608
    @ronmcclellan4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The respect for the Babushkas wins every time. Well done Sir

  • @e4t662
    @e4t662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The fashion sense displayed in this video is impeccable.

    • @AdornThyHeadset
      @AdornThyHeadset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mormon casual

    • @sammaynard2021
      @sammaynard2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could do with an iron !

    • @chrisarnett1394
      @chrisarnett1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d say the drip was questionable 🤨. Just my opinion tho…

  • @goldilocks913
    @goldilocks913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    One of the many things l love about your videos is the humanity just shines through- on both sides. I never feel you’re being hurtful just for content like other people do, just making connections with humour, sensitivity, and bravery. Warms my heart it does!
    I can’t imagine doing it in the UK without losing teeth or being arrested for a ‘hate crime’.

  • @IlliyaVjestica
    @IlliyaVjestica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Never let this bromance end. It's just a pleasure to watch.

  • @IlliaLevchenko
    @IlliaLevchenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I'm from Ukraine and I find this so lovely!! Thank you so much! Please explore more!

    • @flaviokart16
      @flaviokart16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ukraine is an amazing country. I have been there in 2019 and plan to come back as soon as possible.

  • @Stellastronza89
    @Stellastronza89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Bald&Johnny needs to become a thing of its own. Absolute legends.

    • @DesertFernweh
      @DesertFernweh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Call it "Babushkas Love J&B"

  • @andreglud
    @andreglud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Johnny is one of the best fitting companions you've had

    • @oranmcclintock302
      @oranmcclintock302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Johnny is pretty good but nothing comes close to the chemistry Bald and Harald have

    • @ellispiper6313
      @ellispiper6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@oranmcclintock302 I Never really got on Harold's vibe. Johnny is perfect. Talks just enough and brings out funniness from Bald

    • @kadnan67
      @kadnan67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 agreed 👍

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ellispiper6313 Harald and Bald have a very similar sense of humor though. That dry sarcastic British/Scandinavian humor.

  • @danlyle531
    @danlyle531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "who needs a wife when you have Ukrainian sausage?" Ben this is why the woman in the shop questioned your sexuality 😂😂

    • @AleBunin
      @AleBunin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was hilarious. )))

  • @elloertly1661
    @elloertly1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Now my face hurts from smiling) I'm from Kyiv and it's awesome to watch Mr. Bald strolling around familiar places and speaking some Ukrainian words, besides usual wholesomeness and funny shenenigans.

  • @Claytie
    @Claytie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    Johnny looks like he’s about to convert the whole village to Mormonism 😂

    • @ДмитроХмарчук
      @ДмитроХмарчук 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂

    • @boink800
      @boink800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Johnny looks like that bartender who got lost.

    • @admiralsemmes6939
      @admiralsemmes6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He reminds me of the guy scooping ice cream in the ice cream store

    • @rrich52806
      @rrich52806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morman's do not wear bow ties.

    • @jameyspielt
      @jameyspielt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      more like "mongolism".

  • @KevinBullard
    @KevinBullard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Ol' Johnny's looking like a professional boxing referee for a big fight!

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He looks like Oddjob.

    • @nfsfreak98
      @nfsfreak98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He looks like the ref AND the boxer 😂

    • @aaronmclaughlin432
      @aaronmclaughlin432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seconds out....

    • @miked1765
      @miked1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is Johnny from the USA 🇺🇸 or does he just have a flawless accent?

    • @gunznrosez1599
      @gunznrosez1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scowell
    @scowell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Not only is Bald charming and disarming, he's got a great eye for content and is a shrewd judge of humanity. Johnny is gold alongside him. And this is one of the great viewer communities on YT!

  • @Ovtsider_dsb
    @Ovtsider_dsb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I just like how they make these people's day in the village, I love the wholesome content you put when Johnny's with you

  • @dylanho8608
    @dylanho8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Johnny FD is like a new 'young girlfriend' that has rejuvenated a man going thru a middle age crisis.

  • @benjames5423
    @benjames5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Who would have thought I would find so much entertainment in watching an Englishman and a Mongolian warlord dressed as aeronautical engineers from the 60s wander around a Ukrainian village with flowers and half melted chocolates looking for girlfriends either half or double their age?

    • @lucaswatering
      @lucaswatering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best fucking comment ever.

    • @stuartofblyth
      @stuartofblyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "... dressed as aeronautical engineers from the 60s ..." For this comment you, Sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.

    • @Sprutello
      @Sprutello 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      По-русски блять скажи!
      Неохото переводить)

  • @benz.
    @benz. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    felt like that kid on the bus was staring into my soul 😂

    • @fhdhdhdhdnbchfh3270
      @fhdhdhdhdnbchfh3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Little child with yellow hoodie thinks he is celebrity or famous foreign.

    • @n.b.380
      @n.b.380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GuilhermeSilva-lt6rw
      According to her body language, mimics and the way she behaves I almost guarantee you that it was a girl. I am a Ukrainian and for me that kid doesn't look like a boy
      99% it was a curious girl

    • @mounticilija5748
      @mounticilija5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.b.380 funilly enough sje looked exactly like my cousin

    • @n.b.380
      @n.b.380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mounticilija5748
      Rewatched this episode twice again.
      Zero percent that it was a boy. Definitely it was a girl. Jawline and face proportions absolutely girlish.

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.b.380 Facial analyst over here lol

  • @georgehopkins
    @georgehopkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This Ukraine series of videos with Johnny have been fantastic, great vibes.

  • @vishvice12
    @vishvice12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Damn when she said about that village, I was thinking Bald is crazy enough to go there. He proved it right. Lmao. Mr. Bald is a freaking legend

    • @koirasdilluminatioy3835
      @koirasdilluminatioy3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We all knew hes gonna go there ;D

    • @centuryrox
      @centuryrox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He survived Pantamanta, Bolivia (3 times!). So he can survive anything Ukraine might throw his way.

  • @10minlaterugotdropoed88
    @10minlaterugotdropoed88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You are one of the most legendary people in TH-cam swear down. What a guy, we need more positive people like bald for sure ...

  • @danieldmitriiev2249
    @danieldmitriiev2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I am ukrainian and when I watch this can't stop laughing )))

    • @boink800
      @boink800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ukrainian humour -> tell some foreigners they can find that true love in some village, located precisely in the middle of nowhere.

    • @ssrmy1782
      @ssrmy1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does хахала mean?

    • @morgan1911
      @morgan1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ssrmy1782 well, to be precise, it's not "хахала", but "кохала"
      and that means "have loved" in form like it said by woman and in past time
      "I loved him" - "Я кохала його"

    • @alexwasser5650
      @alexwasser5650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But taxi driver was real asshole or just not in a proper mood

    • @ssrmy1782
      @ssrmy1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morgan1911Thanks! Do Ukrainians pronounce unstressed 'o' as 'a', like a lot of Russians do?

  • @annettevillain4352
    @annettevillain4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The reactions from everyone when told you are in search of wives was priceless. I have not laughed this much in ages!

  • @christiantorres6640
    @christiantorres6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    If the Sofievkan girls happen to have a thing for Mormon missionaries (Bald) and waiters (Johnny), then you're in.

    • @thewilberforce
      @thewilberforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brilliant

    • @a64738
      @a64738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol I was just thinking they looked like Mormon missionaries...

    • @yuriyfurman3412
      @yuriyfurman3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOOOL

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The suit says Morman missionary ..but the sense of humor says cheeky beaky bloke :P

    • @johnorlitta
      @johnorlitta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone was hiding because they thought they were those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses coming around again

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Sausages, beer, with a buddy walking back to Kiev. Sounds like the life.

    • @yatessmyrna
      @yatessmyrna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like a literal sausage party to me. I also believe that is what was implied.

    • @weikeduo2236
      @weikeduo2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kyiv

    • @BillySchwarzkopf
      @BillySchwarzkopf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m pretty sure EU and NATO would benefit from these sausages

  • @ibnn7089
    @ibnn7089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    1:35 Colourised: Ukrainian child sees her village being infiltrated by KGB spy and a Mongolian Warlord.

    • @wh2960
      @wh2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a very english KGB spy

    • @Terry-ix3wp
      @Terry-ix3wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      MI6 spy with some mossad influence

    • @walterhighwood3209
      @walterhighwood3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      KGB = King of Great Britain 🇬🇧

    • @athish-REAL
      @athish-REAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GuilhermeSilva-lt6rw r/woosh

    • @dvv18
      @dvv18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuilhermeSilva-lt6rw The Ukrainians are more concerned with Batu Khan, but I digress here.

  • @jaanu2222
    @jaanu2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    women of this village like " ohh what an adorable creeps these two "

  • @VvV-kp3xw
    @VvV-kp3xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I have to say the dynamic between Johnny and Bald is really nice!
    Hopefully we will see more episodes with them both

  • @phillipmoore9012
    @phillipmoore9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    They all hid because it looked like missionaries were coming down the road.

  • @danw7447
    @danw7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Balds energyy is so happy and optimistic no matter what,I bet traveling with him is a blast

    • @rjn1749
      @rjn1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What in Oblivion's name is that profile pic!

    • @danw7447
      @danw7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rjn1749 im a sexy shrek

    • @VasilyMusic
      @VasilyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danw7447 your flex is unbeatable...

  • @kfrausto
    @kfrausto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This channel is a treasure. I’m American of part Ukrainian/Belorussian descent and find these videos very interesting. I hope to visit my grandparents’ homeland one day.

  • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
    @ZhovtoBlakytniy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As a girl it was much easier to find a Ukrainian husband. I said " I can cook" and he's been mine since 💕

    • @josephmartinez4975
      @josephmartinez4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Please let me know if you have any single female friends

    • @PhenomRom
      @PhenomRom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josephmartinez4975 I second this

    • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
      @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@josephmartinez4975 I can cook, but the only catch is that I am a man (if you're ok with that)

    • @ferlinternofsky4472
      @ferlinternofsky4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey i can cook brew beer wine too . also Ukrianian

  • @BenaeQ
    @BenaeQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was actually one of the most absurdly fun videos you've done. especially all the little funny sketches. BIG props!

  • @yakacm
    @yakacm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Give Johnny a bowler hat and he's be Oddjob, from 007.

    • @toddburgess5056
      @toddburgess5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was JUST thinking to myself "Johnny looks an awful lot like Odd Job from James Bond! LOL

    • @newjerseybt
      @newjerseybt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Odd Johnny and BaldFinger. A perfect pair!

    • @AcesAndNates
      @AcesAndNates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who throws a shoe?! Honestly!

    • @johnf8122
      @johnf8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought the same thing. Just bail if Johnny is driving and he pulls into a junkyard........;)

    • @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442
      @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AcesAndNates zip it

  • @wawrzyniece5825
    @wawrzyniece5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nice trip guys;) But I think you know the reason you were there - Zofiówka is famous for it's beautiful romantic park established in 18th century by Polish aristocrat for his beloved wife - Zofia Potocka. That's why it was called Zofiówka. And that is why some babushka told you, that you should look for love there, as this is a place created by love. But still - I love to watch you guys!

  • @MrFranksterling
    @MrFranksterling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bald thanks for not having those time-consuming repetitive vlog intros. You are all about straight to the point, just the essentials, quality content. Kudos!

  • @mason6300
    @mason6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how sincere they all are about your quest for a wife 😂

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7776
    @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “Where are all the wives?”
    Proceeds to show a graveyard 😂

  • @ЛевЛевый-ж2щ
    @ЛевЛевый-ж2щ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Это просто жесть! Чувак красавчик - юмор, ум, вежливость, общительность - все при нем! Привет тебе из Харькова (не с ХТЗ) :)

  • @ПитерАнгличанин
    @ПитерАнгличанин 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Bald: "I'll probably stop uploading videos soon"
    Also Bald: Starts releasing his best videos yet complete with new professional outro

    • @--sql
      @--sql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I imagine it's hard to stop when you make ~$25,000 / month when you post regularly.

    • @HannyDart
      @HannyDart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and the best sidekick in history

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might as well go out on top.

    • @nihil576
      @nihil576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when did he say he was going to stop?

    • @0zem
      @0zem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sorry, but nothing will top the Kolya saga. His videos are fun recently, though. Maybe it's "the Johnny factor" lol

  • @carpenoctem4428
    @carpenoctem4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bald this one is an instant classic - one of your best videos yet! Love the lightheartedness and execution of each part. Please never stop!

  • @yatessmyrna
    @yatessmyrna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Johnny needs a bowler hat, then he'd look just like Odd Job from the James Bond movies

  • @Danygotaworldtosee
    @Danygotaworldtosee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    haha. didnt think this channel could get more hilarious but Johnny is awesome haha

  • @obsoleteprofessor2034
    @obsoleteprofessor2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Bald: We're looking for wives...
    Babuska: I already realized that.

    • @vlkt282
      @vlkt282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rule #0 babushkas know everything

  • @lemoneCH
    @lemoneCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Bald: "Where are they all?"
    Her: "I don't know"
    Bald shows picture of graveyard...

    • @Y0Uanonymous
      @Y0Uanonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It almost seems they were a bit late

    • @zenokarlsbach4292
      @zenokarlsbach4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the chocolate is melting.

    • @robertheaton5699
      @robertheaton5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🟡😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is why i love this channel so much haha

    • @Laming777
      @Laming777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That scene make sense, coz ukrainian villages are dying, young people relocate to city, only old/middle age people stay at villages.

  • @NeverlandSystemAngel
    @NeverlandSystemAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the kid on the bus watching him filming.

  • @padilatony
    @padilatony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This should be a whole series love it

  • @EmperorConnor
    @EmperorConnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The editing of this video was honestly class, would love to see more like this

  • @rob7804
    @rob7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Bald & Johnny: Searching for love around the *world.*
    Me: Searching for love in my *fridge.*

    • @hippiemuslim
      @hippiemuslim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I hope you find your sausage

    • @Matt_from_Florida
      @Matt_from_Florida 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Searching for love around the world? Here's your song mate! (best listened to in 1.25 speed)
      _'Whole Wide World'_ by The Proclaimers th-cam.com/video/908MNJnjSiQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @FoodRecipes108
      @FoodRecipes108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me : Searching for love in my right hand

    • @anthonydowling3356
      @anthonydowling3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FoodRecipes108 Sit on it for 5 minutes to make it numb ,then stroke your magic wand and it will feel like some one else .

    • @bromisovalum8417
      @bromisovalum8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Searching for love in the bottom of a glass

  • @audreylaroux1325
    @audreylaroux1325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Mr Bald has become the English Borat…’come hea uh make yew ma wife!’ 😂😂😂😂 Loved this it was so wholesome and melted my heart ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Iseenitall
    @Iseenitall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Lets take a moment of silence to appreciate the beauty of a young florist

    • @emor0219
      @emor0219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't know why he didn't make moves

    • @chriscotton3719
      @chriscotton3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@emor0219 didn't you hear? He's only after Babushkas!

    • @ACogloc
      @ACogloc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emor0219 He should have totally committed to giving her Johnny's flowers.

    • @emor0219
      @emor0219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was so committed to completing his quest that he didn't realize the prize was right in front of him

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was tasty

  • @nicksosicc
    @nicksosicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "I've never met anyone who is looking for a wife like you."

    • @chrisarnett1394
      @chrisarnett1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @yahooyaboo439
      @yahooyaboo439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL. And that man didn't even want to TOUCH the whole "Babushka angle" too.

    • @Okatogurui
      @Okatogurui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't know who would want a wife like bald either.

  • @familytrieserichiltz940
    @familytrieserichiltz940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Johnny killing it with the James Bond Odd Job look!

    • @j0eyp0ps
      @j0eyp0ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was driving me mad who he reminded me of! Thank you!! Haha!!

  • @LupeJelena
    @LupeJelena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I fell in love with that cheeky kid sneaking into frame at 1:27 hahah so adorable

  • @qsilence4885
    @qsilence4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    3:28 In Ukraine a word khakhala(кахала) does not means “to love”. Actually khakhala(кахала) its a khokhala(кохала), but said with a strong russian accent, or the name of the variety of roses
    Word khokhala(кохала) means “she loved”
    Word khokhaty(кохати) means “to love”
    This word uses only between married couple/lovers. Never to others, because it means love with romantic feelings
    Sorry for my english

    • @divideby4billion
      @divideby4billion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for the lesson, my friend.

  • @adamdenness6034
    @adamdenness6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Seriously had a smile on my face from start to finish. Thank you Bald and Johnny

  • @eastern2687
    @eastern2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Beloved translates as "Kokhana" for fem and "Kokhanii" for male, not "Kakhala". Verb would be "Kokhaty" (to love). The closest I may think of which was brought up in the video would be "Kokhala" which is a past tense for the verb to love for fem gender.

    • @vlada8791
      @vlada8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Правильно

    • @BillySchwarzkopf
      @BillySchwarzkopf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romanchannel69 nope, in Ukrainian it would be “kokhann’а»

  • @johnsilverdahl2552
    @johnsilverdahl2552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video is awesome. I'll dying from laughter but I'm also enjoying the genuine interactions you guys are having wirh the locals. Please keep these videos coming.

  • @benbrist
    @benbrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I have never met anyone who is looking for a wife the way you are" 😂😂😂

    • @wombatwilly1002
      @wombatwilly1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you get on the internet and you have Ukranian chicks wanting to date coming out the ying-yang..lol

    • @traida111
      @traida111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bald knows how to pick up women, in terms of he studied attraction, but he is playing a game for entertainment purposes, pretending to play out the traditional outdated idology of how men think they can pick up women. its classic and well executed

  • @r00t_sh3ll
    @r00t_sh3ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Love seeing people having fun and doing what they shine at. Amazing dude, never stop

  • @NecromancyForKids
    @NecromancyForKids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "Babushka? I thought we were looking for wives?"
    Bald: What's the difference?

  • @Vlad-sw4zd
    @Vlad-sw4zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I really like how Bold added some storylines to his travel show.

  • @emptyemptiness8372
    @emptyemptiness8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My favourite travel show, respectful with just the right amount of taking the piss.

  • @pesnevim1626
    @pesnevim1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Great chemistry between Bald and Johnny. Cheers me up.

  • @yassersiddiqui1599
    @yassersiddiqui1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This needs a second part they didn't put in serious effort

    • @El_Chompo
      @El_Chompo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. All the maidens must have been away or inside their homes.

    • @centuryrox
      @centuryrox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or they should've at least checked out a local pub. If nothing else, they could have their fill of vodka!

    • @tithund
      @tithund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watch this channel solely for the non-serious effort.

    • @RevivedPromotions
      @RevivedPromotions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure both of them have girlfriends anyway

    • @kismetau
      @kismetau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They could do a review of this one together.

  • @VasilyMusic
    @VasilyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This absolutely needs to be a buddy movie-like TV series

  • @michaeleva3015
    @michaeleva3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Every Bald video is like a fever dream, can't wait for the next one!

  • @ira6133
    @ira6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Balds videos are so simple and wholesome, so heartwarming! As ukrainian I have to say you made those babushkas day! Dziakuyu!

  • @michaelpark794
    @michaelpark794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "we'll take what we can get" - literally spit out my coffee and lol; quality entertainment right there; thanks bald and johnny

  • @familydutton6568
    @familydutton6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved how the little boy on the bus was hanging on to your every word! So cute 😍

  • @SECONDHANDUSA
    @SECONDHANDUSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    that kid in yellow raincoat on that bus is priceless!!! I love moments like that! Never know when an innocent soul peeks into your video :) The cat was gorgeous! Hope the cat was somebody's....

    • @JamesDeWeaver
      @JamesDeWeaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The cat's loud Meow just made that whole scene for me, I'm sure someone looks after it, Cat's are really never owned, they just do what they like and are happy with that. Peace

    • @Toma.s
      @Toma.s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looked scruffy, I wouldn't think it has a place to go unfortunately. Poor thing

  • @ThreeRunHomer
    @ThreeRunHomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Kid: “I sat behind two foreign gopniks on the bus!!”

  • @MorticiaObscurum
    @MorticiaObscurum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Lmao that one guy really loved the "we don't have wives but we have sausages" line.

    • @just1689
      @just1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had to rewind and give that laugh an applause

    • @KaleMa1e
      @KaleMa1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      checked your channel just to see that face of yours, but those vids you posted got me.. i don't know how to put it. wavy i guess

  • @jcmick8430
    @jcmick8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love this absurd satire. This is wholesome content.

  • @DonsaiRoadsOfficial
    @DonsaiRoadsOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I really like Johnny on these videos. He's wholesome.

    • @stuzo666
      @stuzo666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah hes a top guy

    • @thoshee
      @thoshee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who doesn't