Dodgy Burgers And Gopnik Dogs In Ukraine 🇺🇦
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2021
- 🇺🇦 Greetings from beautiful Ukraine. Myself and my bodyguard Johhny FD left the capitol city Kyiv on a provincial adventure to the town of Pereyaslav in search of a Soviet Cosmic church I had tried and failed to visit last winter. On the way we learnt some more about this great country, for example: to always avoid Burger City, how not to serenade babushkas and that even dogs have bad reputations and are banned from shopping at some places. Join us on a trip to what might actually be Ukraine's friendliest little town, Pereyaslav.
The first video about Pereyaslav from the winter can be found here: • Video
Johhny FD channel is here: / johnnyj3n
The original daily bald video can be found here: th-cam.com/video/ETHMzJmgz1k/w-d-xo.html
Johnny's channel found here: th-cam.com/users/JohnnyJ3N
Also, can anyone think of a better video title? Was going to call it 'Avoid This Burger Place' but felt bad. Open to suggestions.
baldy
Baldly episode…….??? 😊😊😊👍👍👍👍
"Enjoying The Master Burgers of Ukraine". According to SEMRush, "master burgers Ukraine" has a SEO difficulty of 12, so it's a good keyword to target.
Luv U Baldy
Balddie!!! When are you coming to Afghanistan 🤗🤗🥳🥳🥳😑😑😂😂
I can't believe Johnny didn't appreciate the Soviet tiles. The Philistine.
He went down in my estimations after this
@@baldandbankrupt his ratings dropped on this channel
@@baldandbankrupt next episode Bald goes to meet him in the gulags 🤭
Johnny is anti Soviet tiles! Heathen!
He disrespts our European tile culture
Stopping a random lady to ask if they can drink from the well, and she turned out to be a church singer, they requested her to sing and she heeded the request and sung with her heart out. That moment was so pristine and beautiful. This is why bald is one of the best vloggers out there.
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It's all about the people. Not so much places, sometimes.
You can't get these kind of interactions with an Expedia vacation, that's for sure. lol. I agree this was the best part of the video. I was kinda hoping she would be waiting for them at the space chuch.
Too bad they didn't ask her to open the church!
Really cool people with personality in this Ukrainian village.
About the eartags on the dogs there.
"The ear tag will let locals know these dogs are sterilized and vaccinated- so they can live side by side in harmony with these animals rather than fear of the strays. This gives these dogs a second chance at life, (whether it be in a home or on the street), without the risk of adding to the stray population."
That’s amazing, I wish we had a system like that in the US. Maybe in some states there is but in my state they just kill them😞
@@trueduckcommander which state is this? I thought US to be safest place for dogs and cats. I was even planning to move their. I see so many organization in youtube rescuing dogs and stray dogs were taken to shelter and taken care.
@@letsbhonest7109 no, we have a lot of kill shelters. i have never even seen a stray dog, they get rounded up really fast
We have no kill shelters in Delaware. Rarely see a stray dog but plenty of cats.
@@bree5666 but then many people adopt pets also
the dog was very nice thank you for feeding him and being his friend for the day
I actually enjoyed my City Burger. I may go back just for another one. 😀
Hello Johnny. Come to Lviv.
Johny you a really handsome in this national shirt
What happened to the City Burger dog? I need to know!
Johnny ya legend...
@@stuartsimpson190 They ran out of sausage...
This guy is such a legend dogs follow him ,strangers sings for him ,God's protect him .
What he said
and babushka loves him 😎
Rumor has it he is the only person allowed to film in every metro
Dog whispering 101
Space churches close for him
"whats the story behind these tiles?!" - "THEY'RE SOVIET JOHNNY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT" 😂😂😂
Hi, guys. I'm live in Pereiaslav, and it was really funny to see your journey in our town. I understand, that Pereiaslav wasn't the most interesting town you have ever seen. But you should spend more time here next time. And don't go to Burger city if you want to eat. It's not the best place for buying burger)). Defienetly, you should visit The Museum of space. I'm sure you will enjoy it. But there are a lot of other interesting museums too. So come to our town again, but try to do it in the first half of the day. It will make you more time to look everything better.
Are you kidding me? Pereiaslav looks amazing! Love the simple way of life you guys lead; I see much greenery and vibrant colours everywhere. Friendly people too!
I agree with the guy above me, this town looks really beautiful, it is what I imagined of how a life in a village looks like, really beautiful and looks really peaceful.
I believe these guys just enjoying a small provincial town with its simple life and open people. And this is interesting!)
@C M Ukraine is not in South Balkan hahahahaha
Whats the point of City Burger then?
That woman's singing was beautiful! So confident to just sing to two strangers, drinking from a well!
Yeah, she has a lovely voice.
@@davidanalyst671 Then you've never been in a NY subway
@@TheHipocrit oh yeah hate those singers and dancers
The dog sits there knowing that 75% of people wont finish the burger because of how terrible it is..
Proud to be in that 3%
I can't believe this has 9 likes when this is a verified account what is this sorcery
Same girl same.
@@Adventurous-Emma india love you
Oh shit a 3 percenter
What 3 percent?
When you asked the lady for sausage for the dog I feel like she paused and knew what dog it was 😅
This dog has such a reputation there's pictures of him on every shop, omfg i was in tears 😂😂
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:D
That was good.
lmao same!
Poor doggo
"They're Soviet Johhny, what more do you want?"
Basically the ethos of this entire channel lol
id buy that merch lol
Lmao I came here to say the same
This duo is hilarious. More of bald and johnny please!
Such a feelgood episode. Ukraine is a beautiful country with beautiful citizens
The way the babushka sings… It gives me chills! Beautiful stuff, beautiful country
Diakuyu!
Agreed...I got immediate goosebumps...wow!
I like how Bald wonders if the water from the well is safe to drink after french kissing a stray dog.
@Mai Nguyen stop spamming.
@Mai Nguyen are you his mom or something? Get a life.
@@NecroxProduction
She looks like his grandmother
23:20 "It's about the journey, not the destination" - beautifully summed up, Mr. Bald!
"It's about the journey, not the destination." This video was enjoyable in so many ways - dogs, serenades, sausages and charming people.
17:13 an ultimate performer. You need a lot of courage to sing in front of a stranger, specially when you are not drunk..
That was great!
Yea she nailed it.
She might have been drunk
@@rolfgren9076 it IS the ukraine, besides even most of the german grannies i know got a knack for booze
@@rolfgren9076 May be, but she gave a spontaneous response. she sang like she was preparing for this moment from forever :) :)
It’s always a little heartbreaking to leave behind a really sweet stray dog like that.
Yeah i agree sadly he encounters so many stray animals cant save everyone 😢
What about the young lady at 5:13? She already looks pretty messed up, hope the best for her.
i don't know if it was exactly stray, it had a little marker thing on its ear, i think that proves some1 owns it, otherwise i think it would be taken out and eutanized, specially inside the city
@@serwoolsley Maybe it's a marker for neuterized stray dogs? Would make sense too.
@@MegaSockenschuss Exactly what it was A certification that it’s had it’s immunizations
That ending was beautiful. In some cultures, Yellow Flowers represent Bonds of Friendship, the Taste of Succes and Pride. Johnny putting that Flower in the statues hand, as if it was meant to be there, is a sign of whats to come. Much love and good luck on all your future journeys together ❤
In all my travels the fondest moments are when stray dogs decide you are the ideal chap for a few hours or days!
Thats what happens when you feed them lol
@@mirandapanda5439 Yes, well you have to feed them. At the end of the day you just hope they do have a home or get bored of you.
@@miketomlin6040 they follow you hoping you will feed them more.
@@mirandapanda5439 I'd assume so, usually I do!
Johhny has a calming effect, we all need a Johhny
''LOWKEY JOHNY''...FROSTY AF!!
The sidekick we never knew we needed.
i just lightened a home roll "Johnny"
For real, i love johnny, he is so great. Great Duo
I still prefer bald's solo videos. He will interact more with people if he is on his own. Plus, I like his commentary and to hear about his stream of thought.
Bald is so confident and comfortable
Agent Bald is well trained, Mkäy.
When the hair goes so does the ego!
And handsome
It's his large shiny head
@@keirkeir9859 lmao!
I must say i was very very sad when you stopped uploading for 3 months. I am not saying that you must upload at any cost not at all! I appritiate, respect but most of all enjoy your content so so much. I really don`t have so many sources of happiness in my life but your videos are a very big part of my microscopic world of joy. Thank you Benjamin from all my heart.
13:55 "Jeden сосиски para mi собаки" That's Polish, Russian, Spanish and Ukrainian in one sentence
Johnny has such an amazing vibe. He’s so laid-back, yet naturally entertaining
Cool Real American, body guard and all around great guy!
Woah its the 3%
Didn’t he do some fucked up nazi shit and sex tourism
I literally hope that the mayor of Pereyaslav wouldn`t die suspiciously within the next couple days
3:17 'They're Soviet, Johnny! What more do you want?!'
Bald should put that on a T-shirt. I totally lost it
“Sosiski para mi sobaki” mane u got me rolling on the damn floor laughing
"Sausage couple, we are dogs"
@@hansfriedrich2652 I thinks it's more like he got lost between languages and start speaking Spanish xD
@@TutorialesESPxRUS hahahahhaha it sounds like ''Sosiski for my armpits', but in spanish.
No puedo parar de reir ahora jajaj
@@DunkDuncan si jajaja, pero Sobaka en ruso es perro, y Sobaki es como "para el perro"
@@TutorialesESPxRUS maravilloso ajjajajja me encanta
Having watched Bald's content for years, I can honestly say this is up there with his best. Authentic cultural experiences, a beautiful country in summer, sketchy Ukrainian fast food, a new pet dog, and of course Johnny, the man himself. Good shit Bald, keep up the amazing content
Wholefully agree with that !
But no space church! You people believe lies! hahahaha
@@Madrrrrrrrrrrr Don't disturb our 6-monthly pilgrimage to the closed space church. Our Believe is strong!
exactly
That’s exactly what i was thinking throughout the video, and then i saw your comment lol
"The sign looks just like him!" That bit with *that specific dog* being banned from the store was hysterical, was literally lol'ing.
Same lmfao.
Too bad the dog gave up on the journey. I guess Bald ran out of sausage.
The dog does seem to be chipped so it's not a regular street dog. Maybe it was abandoned by its owner.
@@Ozymandias1 Regular street dogs are usually chipped
"This is the dog we warned you about"
13:49 "All the shops have pictures of him". Hahaha!
I’m so happy he looked after the dog .
He's feeding stray dogs and giving flowers to babushkas. Such a great soul!
Bald and Johnny - the duo we never knew we wanted, but so definitely needed!! You two are vibing together on the same level, and I'm loving your adventures together. You found the Frodo to your Bilbo Baggins!
Absolutely. Bald has had some companions over the years, but those two seem to be made for each other. Perhaps there’s a little bit more energy in Bald and his new friend to keep taking us to places we‘ll never visit…
Maybe Sam to Frodo?
@@charliedue4222 I thought about that one, but figured they’re not there yet in their relationship status LOL I like the mutual admiration and respect between Bilbo and Frodo, the mentor and mentee, and their banter… same for Bald and Johnny, respectively 🧙♂️
I watch both your Vlogs and enjoy them but they’re so much better when you’re together!
@@charliep9066 love you from india.. Ukrainian girls beautiful happy
I find myself watching this channel after I get off of work and before I go to bed. Absolutely love it. There is so much of the world that I have never seen that I can enjoy through your exploration and adventures. Thank you for all that you do.
This is everything i love about a simple journey, full of small moments of joy. Thank you!
I’m smiling after watching Bald find a Ukrainian street dog and just befriend him
Anyone know what happened to the stray cat kitten Bald brought back from South America?
He’s going to hide the dog in Johnny’s pants on the way out of Ukraine
@Neko Finland and his name is Fidel.
Im originally from Pereyaslav, and its very funny to see my city through eyes of foreginers. Never taste "City burger" but can tell i tell the owner what you think about his food). And I know a guy at 18.10, hehe. Actually population of my city is around 27.000, so lot of Pereyaslav people know each other. Hlybniy dar is really most cheap and disgusting vodka you can ever find. Usuallly we call it "hlibny udar" (hlibny blow\hit- because after you dring it, you feel like hited in head).
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The "Hlibny udar" nickname reminds me of how people around here call Burnett's "Barfnett's" lol
Sounds like the four loco of vodka 🤣
I hope somebody rescues that poor stray dog
Haha, love your ancient and very historical city, nice to see you here my bro!Greetings from Canada. Love Ukraine!
Again love that you helped that poor dog. But as a Canadian I totally marked out when you started singing The Littlest Hobo theme!!!
That was gold back when I was a kid in the 80s and still gold today!!
Bald and Johnny are an unstoppable duo. Thank you for spreading joy throughout the world!
I was hoping you'd smuggle the dog back to Alina in your underpants so Fidel could have some company.
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There were so many beautiful, simple and humble themes and moments in this video. One of your best Bald!
really enjoyed this one too!
Yeah this one was fantastic. Him and Johnny really vibe well together.
@@scarletred8888 haha, all that is part of the bromance!
Man, you are simply the best. I love how you show us the people lifestyle and the places of the real Ukraine. You have all my gratitude and also my admiration! 👏🏼💯
Wow, man, the two of you were in top form with this video!! Laughed and smiled all the way through. Awesome job Ben and Johnny. You're a powerful little team. Very entertaining. From the 3% :)) , probably 4 by now.
Its amazing how for the people there, it just looks like 2 dudes with a camera filming themselves when in reality, there is a following larger than x100 the population of that city peering through those camera lens from all across the planet observing life in that one obscure area. We truly live in facinating times.
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Wake and bake. My man
Honestly, that burger looks so miserable, that even Simon would prefer to venture himself into local cuisine. 🤣
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No, I am good mate. Thanks. Cheers
LMAO,
What a legend. We lost that feeling of adventure back last century. Thank you both guys, for bringing that lovely feeling.
I love it when Ben tries speaking Ukrainian and ends up mixing Spanish with Polish hahahaha
Johnny is much better suited as a travel companion compared to all the others! He has such a sweet and chill nature. Only person that has him beat is Alina!
@@nexusi6867 way better
I had a quick look at Johnnys content and I don't like the style of his vids i'll be honest, but he works pretty good with Bald.
@@viktorcheng2061 Alina doesn't steal any show
What are you japping about :-D
Yeah those two English guys he made some vids with were fucking annoying (I'm English btw).
@@laurieislaurie one of 'em's norwegian but okay
Bald is getting more funny. His bodyguard/friend compliments him. Together, they are so funny.
Yeah I think Bald is even funnier with Johnny tagging along.
Glad he brought Johnny back. I hope we get more friends introduced to the channel!
I never laughed as much at his videos everyone of the ones with Johnny have been so good hope is in a lot more these last 3 videos were great 😂😂😂
Comedy Gold these two
Refreshing, like a breath of fresh air your joyful antics
Thanks and God bless you each🤗🙏💚
I finally had my first adventurizing in the Ukraine! Drove from Krakow to Lviv and had a fun weekend! It was cool seeing the old Marshrutka buses and Soviet apartments. I can't wait to go back and spend a longer time exploring much more of this amazing country.
I just imagine some guy walking round and round outside City Burger "Where the fuck is my dog"
😂😂😂😂 underrated comment.....
Exactly 😂
Unfortunately, he has a chip on his ear, so it's a neutered stray dog.
You win the Internet!
The fact he put an intro, the life is getting balanced
@Mai Nguyen who?
@Mai Nguyen nope. He talks like a spastic. Bald has natural charisma and better vocabulary.
@@alexandersonmei exactly.
@Mai Nguyen Just watch anybody you want, don't bother comparing.
@@RodGibsonMusic spastic cracked me up 😂😂😂
When John kissed the statue 22:44 and there was a moment of pause as he walked away. I couldn't contain myself. lol
Greetings from the 3%! I appreciate you so much! Can't tell you what it means to be able to see these places because of you. Thank you so much for all you share.
I love how involved you get with the locals. It's really what makes the channel
"All the women want a man like you"
That's some serious babushka flirting :)
buy some land and you get the pick of the litter
You guys are the best, You remind me that life should not be taken so seriously. i hope you have many safe travels, blessings
You know you're in trouble when two foreign 40 year olds wearing white offer you flowers in the middle of the forest 😂
Bald: "Johnny, shall we buy...?"
Johnny: "YES"
Underrated comment
"It's about the journey, not the destination" after 23 minutes of adventure was so philosophical... Gotta love Bald! And Johhny.
@Mai Nguyen nah. Im stick my my boi bald. You can promote whatever the f×ck he/she everywhere, but not here.
especially since from the very moment he said the place closes at 5pm you already knew they wouldn't make it
You've actually misheard it, he said _"It's about the _*_Johnny_*_ not the destination"._
@@Chamieiniibet 😀
Great video again as usual. Glad you remembered "The littlest hobo". What a great show!
I literally just finished watching all your videos! You are awesome man!
As one of the 3% of female viewers, I would happily accept johnny's flower
Ayyy he's in bois
But the real question here is would you give Johnny your flower?
@@ZVEKOfficial this comment right here is probably why there is only 3% female viewers. Good god lol
@@ZVEKOfficial She’s actually a man
Sounds like desperate and dateless
If I wasn’t subscribed already, I would have subscribed again. This episode was beautiful!
You are right! It was great.
Epic trio. You, Johnny, and the dog. Some of your finest work.
Just found your channel. Loved this video. I feel some binge watching about to happen. Love your dog guide and feeding it from your mouth is the kind of thing my Wills would do! Love it!
Bald: Jonny shall we…..
Johnny: “yes”
Absolute king
Legend
To his collection of unsanitary moves, Bald has added feeding a dog with his mouth. Absolute legend!
You guys are legend man! Love your and Johnny's videos.
What an ability to express one’s thoughts Bald touched deeply at the end.
I have be using youtube since TH-cam came out,I've never had a single channel i would watch religiously. Not a one. But your channel Bald.... it's my happy place. I literally only relax when I'm watching your channels. . I have been watching your channels since Covid began and we were all stuck at home. You taught me there is so much to life everywhere. Not just in the highlighted tourist zones around the world, but anywhere. You showed me that as a human we have the ability to explore our world. I appreciate your channel and am a huge fan! I even began studying and learning the Russian language because of your videos influence on my life! Thanks again Bald, your videos are keeping me going!
I laughed so much about the dog situation that my wife kicked me out of the room😂😂
You re making my night way more beautiful sir, you re a legend.
Lol me too
Let's if he wants city burger😂😂
This video is full of positivity. and the best part? all of them are organic and not scripted. Damn Bald you are my favorite vlogger. No fancy editing, just pure stories and pure human (and dog) interactions. Those basics are what make your video captivating. More powr bald and johnny!!! Hope to see you both for more videos and hope to meet you personally someday! :) (Who knows I could be the next dog in a city burger on my next life hahaha)
*Yes it's about the journey, not the destination, thanks for sharing a good fun video featuring Prince Johnny. Take Care Always* 💜💪👍
Love how confident you are on your adventures! 👨🚀 ⛪
What
Very nize
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Look! A Soviet comment under a Soviet video, from youtube.
even TH-cam dont have that kinda confident
As a member of the 3%, Johnny’s flower offering was very appreciated. Bald, you need to step up the fan service!
I wonder why only 3%
3%? We are in an exclusive club then 🤩
@Paul Allen are there females out there doing the same style of videos? i haven't seen any
He never replies to his fans 😪
@@badkarma7480 Alina McLeod does, she did Eastern Europe, Asia, India, Albania etc and is in Armenia now
Hi Benjamin. Greetings from Coral Gables Florida. Thanks for sharing with us. Your amazing adventures!
I wass feeling down today but you and haralds channel cheered me up SUBSCRIBED keep up the good work 👏
That new intro screams ‘Bald and Financially Stable’
@@charlieboy-dh1ns a million Vietnamese dong
A millionaire in Hungarian forint
@@turnip5359 😂
@@charlieboy-dh1ns im sure he is stable but highly doubt a millionaire
@@charlieboy-dh1ns oh really? Wish I got to see that haha...Im sure hes playing around as he always does
I must admit i already liked your videos but the chemistry you have with Johnny is a real bonus. You seem to have as much fun as we do virtually riding with you
This is the best content on TH-cam. Never stop, Bald!
Love the interaction between you two. Like two long lost brothers!
3:24 “*They’re SOVIET Johnny what more do you want?!*”
Bald is VERY serious about his Soviet stuff
Johnny fits physionomically, especially going east, but as a person he's a perfect companion, because calm, unobtrusive and smiling. You remain the central pillar, Bald, no fear, but it's true that together you make a fine travelling pair. That said, I hope you'll keep on doing videos on your own as well, because they're still the most true, emotional, funny and worthwhile of the channel, and the ones I keep returning to. Greetings from Belgium.
I’m sorry, but how does he fit in Ukraine? Do you really think that Ukrainians look Mongolian?
Other than that he is a cool guy.
Groot gelijk! ;-))
until Bald's had a few too many and Johnny has to start bench pressing Bald to show him who's in charge! ;)
Hey I’m really curious abt where you are based in Belgium and how a typical life is there? Are you in an urban or more rural area?
Are things generally commutable by foot or public transport, as the common means of daily travel (similar to the UK, which I’ve experienced) or more by car? Is there a large mix of ethnicities and backgrounds or is your area homologous in terms of people living there? What is quality of life like there? Are the homes on the smaller side, similar to the UK? I notice that German homes, for instance are bigger than those in the UK - maybe down to surface area of the country being bigger?
If you could provide any insight, that would be really cool … love and respect from Mill Basin BK NYC ! 💯
Klopt als een Sovietbus
Great video Mr. Bald especially when you sang the littlest hobo song thank you for the memories and the adventure always🌞
You guys outdid yourself in this one, probably one of the funniest videos i watched of yours. More Johnny please!!!
That dog warmed my heart. Hope s/he lives a decent life
It looks like it is tagged on right ear so he/she fixed and some volonteers may be looking after it
Really appreciate the massive arrow and *_"DOG"_* in the thumbnail, would've never noticed otherwise ;)
😂
Well I thought it was a Tortoise.
😂😂😂
Came for the dog clickbait, stayed for Johnny, that mans a star!
I’m always excited to watch your vids. I love the way you are. Your tactless and honest opinions is an epic! Hahaba
Good to see again Mr. Bald. It's always interesting and fun to watch you videos
What a great country, the people are so friendly and genuine, safe travels bald. I must admit I already liked your videos but the chemistry you have with Johnny is a real bonus.
Яка чудова країна, люди такі доброзичливі
Это не правда. Если бы он одел не вышиванку, а футболку с российским или советским флагом, то его могли бы избить.
@@user-mg3fj7iw8y That's right
Это страна где за иное от государства мнение тебя могут убить или посадить лет на 5
@@user-mg3fj7iw8y hi there jealous russian!
@@uisamole im from Kharkov, ukraine.
I love Johnny. He's like a teddy bear - you just want to hug him!
A true gentle giant
Seriously love your videos. Whenever I watch one I feel like I’m actually there with you guys. Great as always!