Crazy Vaccine Misinformation Keeping Americans Unvaccinated

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ค. 2021
  • The Environmental Protection Agency gave a forecast for climate change, the Colonial Pipeline Company reportedly paid the ransom demanded by Russian hackers, Ted Cruz is very worried about a shortage of Chick-Fil-A dipping sauces in America, the CDC updated the mask mandate saying that people who are fully vaccinated no longer have to wear masks in most situations, the “Vax-A-Million” lottery game is coming to Ohio since vaccination numbers are down, people who don’t trust the vaccine are getting their “facts” from a chiropractor named Dr. Steven Baker who is spreading misinformation so we talked to REAL doctor Melissa Maginnis from the University of Maine, and since a lot of kids are scared of getting their shot we came up with a new mascot who is sure to put your kids at ease, plus “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”
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  • @DrunkenRhinoceros
    @DrunkenRhinoceros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    If you have to be persuaded, reminded, pressured, lied to, incentivized, coerced, bullied, socially shamed, guilt tripped, threatened, punished and criminalised.........if all of this is considered necessary to gain your compliance - you can be absolutely certain that what is being promoted is not in your best interest!

    • @deborahmcgauley6095
      @deborahmcgauley6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many year's did you attend clown college? The vaccine is for you,you don't have to get vaccinated and all the other people that don't are the ones that are going to sick and spend time in the hospital. It's probably best you don't.

  • @tallpaul1999
    @tallpaul1999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    My faith in humanity is restored after reading the comments clowning on this “comedian”

    • @Lisbet7650
      @Lisbet7650 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @TallPaul1999 ❤️🎯❤️

  • @hpasley
    @hpasley ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I really want jimmy to apologize to my family and I for the way he talked about us (the unvaccinated) over the last few years…as if we were expendable morons.

  • @bndtwbgditddnttmotb
    @bndtwbgditddnttmotb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    The unvaxxed, you're the smart one's. The best thing about being a conspiracy theorist is you don't have to worry about miocarditis, bells palsy, neurological disorders, pericarditis, blood clots, stroke, heart attack and cancers of all kinds increased by 5,000 %

    • @Smog_007
      @Smog_007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe they are putting this stuff in the food supply too.

  • @TashaJewell
    @TashaJewell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    And yet here we are, everyone should sue!

  • @MrShytown77
    @MrShytown77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I got the vaccine because an over rated comic told me it was ok 👌.

  • @dennisf1020
    @dennisf1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And don't forget... this show is brought to you by Pfizer.

  • @necessarytruths2836
    @necessarytruths2836 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ugh, these comments give me hope for humanity 🙏🏼

  • @smallben7744
    @smallben7744 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Pure bloods unite🩸🩸

  • @safeeffective385
    @safeeffective385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The protected need to be protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected to use the protection that does not protect the protected... got it!

  • @biglyredly8637
    @biglyredly8637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Respect people who get the vaccine and those who don't, always pitting people against each other

    • @euniceunlayao3718
      @euniceunlayao3718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I respect the Future Zombie Folks! But i have more respect to those whose against it.

    • @juliag1280
      @juliag1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He’s doing this on purpose to segregate everyone

    • @taylorjones8520
      @taylorjones8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I cant respect you if youre putting my life and family in danger. To hell with respect! I wan to live, end of story.

    • @kmdunn72
      @kmdunn72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s part of their plan. Between systemic racism blaming all white people and the vaxed versus the unvaxed, divide and conquer

    • @Thekiko2501
      @Thekiko2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taylor jones you pathetic people are so afraid of dying you have given up living. 😂
      Imagine being afraid of fresh air!
      If your fauci auchie protects you what do you care about others getting it aswel?

  • @robertamann9066
    @robertamann9066 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is ageing nicely.

    • @Lisbet7650
      @Lisbet7650 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @RobertAMann9066
      Isn't it?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlarader6242
    @carlarader6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jimmy I'm a RN and it makes me sick to hear your comment about unvaccinated persons. When, did we start to attack and hate people for making decisions they feel are best for them? You sir do not know their reasoning for not being vaccinated. I still treat people who smoke for lung cancer and COPD. I treat obese people who have chosen unhealthy choices. We treat murderers. Your comment says a lot about you as a human being and how dare you wish that on another human being. It's a sad world we live in when others wish death or destruction to others.

    • @Rose-jk8ur
      @Rose-jk8ur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brilliant post Carla! 100%agree with you!!! Thank you for your truth!!

  • @80bbygrl
    @80bbygrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    How is Jimmy Kimmel even still on tv?

    • @axidhaus
      @axidhaus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bj and Hj skills

  • @alwaysteste8348
    @alwaysteste8348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Anything jimmy kimmel says, I always do the opposite

  • @dt3947
    @dt3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Once they rid of the ‘liability waiver’ then we’ll talk.

  • @Tibby1
    @Tibby1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When did Jim get his doctorate degree?

    • @deborahmcgauley6095
      @deborahmcgauley6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you were skipping school

    • @Tibby1
      @Tibby1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@deborahmcgauley6095 apparently you were still doing really bad stand up comedy...somethings never change!

    • @annaelrick7930
      @annaelrick7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tibby1 😂👌🏼

  • @moonooze6171
    @moonooze6171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    So Jimmy if doctors prescribed Ivermectin to your kids, would you refuse to let them get the treatment?

    • @QueenJellyBean307
      @QueenJellyBean307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If his kids are livestock with worms, I’m sure he’d be fine with it.

    • @moonooze6171
      @moonooze6171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@QueenJellyBean307 you do realize ivermectin is prescribed to humans right? It’s used for viral infections as well. Oh I forgot you’re brainwashed my bad.

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@QueenJellyBean307
      It won the nobel prize for use on humans
      You are not well

    • @QueenJellyBean307
      @QueenJellyBean307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TOAOM123 Covid is not a parasite. So I’d have to say YOU are not well. Good luck with your brain worm though, my guy.

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@QueenJellyBean307
      When did i say it was?

  • @BAsed_AFro
    @BAsed_AFro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “The kool aid only works if everyone drinks it.”
    Jim Jones

  • @sibzism
    @sibzism ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So....this aged well 🤔

  • @stevs10
    @stevs10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Unfortunately Kimmel is the one spreading misinformation here ☹️

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got the Facebook link to it?

    • @lesriley2062
      @lesriley2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is it that you disagree with ?

    • @hudsonmueller3501
      @hudsonmueller3501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reggie8370 hahaha

    • @mjb9455
      @mjb9455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lesriley2062 Its has killed many thousands of people. It also doesnt do what they claimed it would at all period.

    • @lesriley2062
      @lesriley2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mjb9455 well , I agree with that. Facts . But I wasn’t asking you lol

  • @boscovich11
    @boscovich11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They need to make a joke of the truth in order to try to make people forget the truth...wtf

    • @iloveplasticbottles
      @iloveplasticbottles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not even true tho. Have fun with your dewormers!

    • @Lisbet7650
      @Lisbet7650 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@iloveplasticbottlesAre you even still alive after your 8th clot shot?🤔

  • @astepabovetherest7441
    @astepabovetherest7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    laugh Jimmy, some of us are thinking critically

    • @deborahmcgauley6095
      @deborahmcgauley6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No you are putting your own opinion or other people's opinion or getting your info from someone who you think is qualified to give you that special piece of "evidence" that most people .are not entitled or intelligent enough to get it

    • @thedonschultz
      @thedonschultz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deborahmcgauley6095 umadbro?

    • @tatbaz1
      @tatbaz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People who cant think for themselves need the TV to do it for them

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!!!! I bet the world is big and everything both makes no sense and sense at the same time 🤣

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thedonschultz yes, dealing with you geniuses can be frustrating

  • @brookiebrooke928
    @brookiebrooke928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Virtue signaling + shaming...sure, that’s going to work 🙄

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wasn't supposed to work. The purpose was to weaponize his viewers.

  • @tonyb3406
    @tonyb3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Any one else just curious of why they have to gives us lottery tickets to get vaccinated???

  • @christopherbeddoe406
    @christopherbeddoe406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I have direct knowledge of lots of people having weird side effects.
    This isn't reported on but makes its way though communities fast.
    I still got vaccinated but I definitely stopped and thought about it. I had zero side effects. I had friends and relatives who were out of commission for a week. Others developed weird boils on the injection arm. One person developed a large hard cyst at the injection site.
    Pretending "misinformation" is the reason people aren't getting vaccinations isn't honest or accurate.
    Side effects are largely under reported. People know it.

    • @aaroncphelps
      @aaroncphelps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      An honest comment! Thank you

    • @anandvyas671
      @anandvyas671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude it means it worked - what weird comment. Each jab made me ill yet it worked

    • @jeffrunge6427
      @jeffrunge6427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@anandvyas671 what means it worked? The boil? Ur too far gone im afraid.

    • @anandvyas671
      @anandvyas671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffrunge6427 dummy I have a PhD and a MD - you psycho

    • @myworld4257
      @myworld4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anandvyas671 and?

  • @akaElleLatham
    @akaElleLatham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm glad I got to experience some of the best years of late night TV before its complete demise.

  • @melissahayes1264
    @melissahayes1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I deleted my Facebook account permanently. Best decision I ever made

    • @handsomeb.wonderful2437
      @handsomeb.wonderful2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've never had one. Best decision I've made.

    • @Etabobable
      @Etabobable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree, I don’t use Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook. Have never missed it

    • @frankrodriguezit
      @frankrodriguezit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats a REALLY GOOD idea,
      Social media is brainwashing the public in general

    • @Etabobable
      @Etabobable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankrodriguezit *just joking* but now that we all disowned social media, how will we all keep in touch? Lol

    • @rodruby5196
      @rodruby5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it wasnt

  • @sambathehusqueen9909
    @sambathehusqueen9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The end is near. So sorry for all the kids who have no futures.

  • @lisa408t
    @lisa408t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Why is it always a chiropractor that goes off the rails ??

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I dunno...maybe because chiropractic "medicine" is a scam?

    • @PaperRaines
      @PaperRaines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lastguyminn2324 Ding ding ding ding ding!

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Cherry Red
      You go to a chiropractor for broken bones? I go to a licensed orthopedist in the Emergency Room.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you right? Look for OD degree, they actually went all the way through med school. Make sure it's real, though.

    • @devilsadvocate8296
      @devilsadvocate8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sophierobinson2738
      I think you’re confusing DO w/ chiropractors. Chiropractors don’t go to Medical School.

  • @dr.emilschaffhausen4683
    @dr.emilschaffhausen4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thank God we have Kimmel telling us all of the actual truth we need to hear.
    And if you believe that......

    • @a.b.4474
      @a.b.4474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I stopped watching this fool when he said not to let unvxd in hospitals

    • @ericparis224
      @ericparis224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      …. May God have mercy on your soul

    • @dr.emilschaffhausen4683
      @dr.emilschaffhausen4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ericparis224 Would you like to engage in conversation?

    • @ericparis224
      @ericparis224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 Jimmy Kimmel is not acting in good faith and hates humans too much to be as virtous as he claims to be

    • @sibzism
      @sibzism ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @outlaw8099
    @outlaw8099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That doctor isn't crazy Hollywood is crazy

  • @lolawalsh9187
    @lolawalsh9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My neighbors son had covid. Took vaccination. Got it again.

    • @raybunzow9336
      @raybunzow9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he took the shot, you're shocked?

    • @Lisbet7650
      @Lisbet7650 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @LolaWalsh9187
      Three years down the road you've seen loads of similar cases, haven't you?
      Mainly those that got multiple jabs getting ill over and over again 🥺

  • @antihypocrisy8978
    @antihypocrisy8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Maybe the US should stop hoarding vaccines if Americans do not want them.

    • @hidro7349
      @hidro7349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No argument here 💯 those not getting it make it worse for those that wish they could even get one

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I completely agree. We need to start shipping them out to other countries immediately.

  • @monicab.5241
    @monicab.5241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man do I feel sorry for Jimmy cuz I know karma is a real b****

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There is an irony to the CDC saying “for the vaccinated life can get back to normal” from what looks like a quarantine bunker

    • @Matt_Wilson01
      @Matt_Wilson01 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got back to normal only problem was even us unvaccinated did as well, now vaccinated people are dropping like flies in every country, sucks for them for being such gullible clowns.

  • @souryadeep6073
    @souryadeep6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    I'm currently in India and just having a laugh at all those avoiding vaccines while we are literally fighting to get a shot
    Stay safe and get vaccinated

    • @bluntfruntac9981
      @bluntfruntac9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I got mine. I wish you safety. You and yours.

    • @Tiffany-vj1tv
      @Tiffany-vj1tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I am praying for you all over there🙏🙏🙏good luck my friend 💛

    • @kannyplay9831
      @kannyplay9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Please be safe and I hope you get the vaccine soon. My heart is breaking for India

    • @fantantantan1560
      @fantantantan1560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Praying help comes your way very soon. Please stay safe, we are praying for you guys over there.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'm so sorry for what's happening over there. Stay safe and prayers for you all 🙏

  • @technicallyme
    @technicallyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Anyone who says “female” like that is definitely no a creeper

    • @lindsayeller8649
      @lindsayeller8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly, I don't mess with men who call women females, it's a huge red flag.

    • @moniqueloomis9772
      @moniqueloomis9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @w1tchmom
      @w1tchmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! That disturbs me so much!!!!

    • @MGLweareonlyone
      @MGLweareonlyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call them "ladies"

  • @mariluherrera419
    @mariluherrera419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was looking for a chiropractor n went to check out his insta page. He’s 1hr away from me but I just had to make an appointment! Love Dr’s who are Christian, see through cultural lies n stand for truth n freedom!

  • @ralphrotten7574
    @ralphrotten7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    True fact: half of the humans on Earth have an IQ below 100.

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Good news on masks! But remember, parents should still keep their daughters at least six feet from Matt Gaetz.

    • @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493
      @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Gaetz only used Venmo because someone told him it was for minor payments.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣 Thank you I needed that laugh

    • @zgeist2861
      @zgeist2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      6 miles to comply with predator laws

    • @abeeali3704
      @abeeali3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6 feet, how about Florida and DC

    • @frankgerlach5059
      @frankgerlach5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fleas can jump 6 feet, so you might might want more room.

  • @frankstidham1439
    @frankstidham1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I don't wear a mask outside, but I wouldn't go to Walmart without one.

    • @ermiasd2695
      @ermiasd2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah; even before covid

    • @deliagroer2613
      @deliagroer2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't wear one in the car or in my garden or if there's no one else in sight. I put it open, usually before opening the car door.

    • @m8hackr60
      @m8hackr60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Indeed. I'm still concerned about passing it on to someone who can't get the vaccine.
      I wish these anti-vaxers would realize this.

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Low blow

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah. I recommend gloves too!

  • @greggs623
    @greggs623 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This didn't age well

  • @dylank.4498
    @dylank.4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yeah I always call my chiropractor for advice about vaccines. Just like I call my dentist with questions about any gastrointestinal issues that may come up. SMH.

    • @brandywilliams210
      @brandywilliams210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be about as stupid as taking medical advice from a late night talk show host.

  • @stevenclevenger9032
    @stevenclevenger9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Will be fully vaccinated by end of month myself, still don't think it's safe to take our parachute off when our feet aren't on the damn ground yet folks....

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Excellent analogy!

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Even after the pandemic is over, I'll wear a mask during the flu season. You can't trust the personal hygiene of people who pass by you on the streets in India. Some People cough or without covering their mouths. Hopefully, I'll be able to notch at least one year without Flu

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Parachute? All I got was a whistle and a light for attracting attention.

    • @jaycourtel4478
      @jaycourtel4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When has a pandemic ever lasted more than 18 months. Regardless if people take vaccines, this thing is ending this summer.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm wearing a mask in stores. Period.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    😂😂😂I like how Guillermo never pretends to understand what Jimmy is saying

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When democrats in power, middle east in chaos LMAO

    • @madgreen8945
      @madgreen8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Saiputera wth stupid putin bots

    • @joshuabanning963
      @joshuabanning963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's foreign not stupid

    • @BlazeHT
      @BlazeHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We all need that Guillermo in our lives, a friend that doesn't bs us.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They’re actually good friends. Jimmy named his son after Guillermo, using the English version. Guillermo is a very funny comedian in his own right. He knows what he’s doing.

  • @SunshiineO11
    @SunshiineO11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How many people have dropped dead after getting the vaccine

  • @garyzimmerman62
    @garyzimmerman62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would NEVER go to a STRIP MALL M.D.! THAT exterior looks like an adult book store.... lol

    • @michaelwoodswrites
      @michaelwoodswrites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's around back. Just follow Giuliani's oil leak through the side alley, turn left when you hear the Kraken yawn.

  • @GeorgesToumayan
    @GeorgesToumayan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Shout out to Guillermo Rodriguez!

  • @DammitDavis
    @DammitDavis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Chick-Fil-A's dipping sauce shortage is just like their stance on who men should marry - they can only be paired with 1 chick.

    • @philoctetes_wordsworth
      @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grocery stores are full of it.
      This is a supply/demand marketing trick. They want people to buy it in stores and bring it to the store, to condition them to buying it in the store.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but she still has multiple dipping venues

    • @danbolton3180
      @danbolton3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chick-fil-a needs more viagra to produce it’s dipping sauce.

    • @2d_enjoyer
      @2d_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was good 😂😂😂

    • @Hotobu
      @Hotobu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4/10

  • @RickyWatter32
    @RickyWatter32 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s 9/2023 and GUESS who has CoVid… Jimmy Kimmel 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @catapodaca3601
    @catapodaca3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel sorry for Kimmel. Truth escapes him.

    • @raybunzow9336
      @raybunzow9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I suggest he knows the truth and does damage control for his handlers.

  • @sharongillesp
    @sharongillesp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Sex education talk from my mom: “You’ll go blind and lose your hair.”

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mom was right! I'm three-quarters of the way there! I've lost my hair, and my arms ain't long enough for me to read without glasses any longer!

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't sit on boys laps

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debbieedwards420 Girls laps are fine though.

    • @donnakaye2015
      @donnakaye2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Mom's was "If you do it you will go to you know where". Where? Cleveland?

    • @alwaysteste8348
      @alwaysteste8348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I the only one who loves Covid and hopes it’s here to stay?
      I get to work from home now, I don’t have to shake peoples hands, I don’t have to see the in laws anymore, stimmy checks keep pumping the stock market and crypto, I’ve made more money on Doge than I have in the last 5 years of my salary, the list goes on.
      Go covid go!!

  • @safeeffective385
    @safeeffective385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What actors, musicians, celebs, elites or politicians can you name right now that have truly passed "of covid" that were not already 100% for sure dying of unrelated serious pre existing conditions?

  • @roslinbelmonte9125
    @roslinbelmonte9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Kimmel was cherry 🍒 picking bakers talk. He’s only choosing what he wants from what he said so he can use him in his show, so he has someone to make fun of.

    • @DavidRodriguez-er4rq
      @DavidRodriguez-er4rq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jimmy Kimmel is not to be trusted

    • @joyyan866
      @joyyan866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at the graphene structure, 6 points, 6 lines, and many of these sixes. That is the the mark of the beast 666. Also what can cause pain (Revelation 16:10) and a noisome and grievous sore (Revelation 16:2)? Only something medicinal can cause these. Not a chip implant. Also human body is 18% carbon. So therefore the number of a man is also 666. (Revelation 13:18)The sun shall be turned into darkness, And the moon into blood, Before that great and notable Day of the Lord come: And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.
      --Acts‬ ‭2:20-21‬

    • @austinhouk3086
      @austinhouk3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 kings 2:23-25

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, this year's harvest has brought about so much cherries...
      And by cherries I mean crazy people.

    • @anandvyas671
      @anandvyas671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are insane

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh no, he’s in Meridian, right next to me :( I’m ashamed for my state.

  • @Madmij
    @Madmij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    24 and still terrified of needles, but can't wait for my second shot

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's perfectly ok to be terrified of needles. Needles poke.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When democrats in power, middle east in chaos LMAO

    • @penguinnh
      @penguinnh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At 24 I still winced at a needle, but then I realized that the "poke" lasts for a couple of seconds, then it is gone. These days what I am terrified of is bills

    • @parissideris1757
      @parissideris1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Saiputera cause America controls the middle East? oh wait... no you’re just stupid

    • @skywalktriceiam
      @skywalktriceiam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Saiputera tf

  • @philgroves7694
    @philgroves7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I think Governor DeWine's sign language person is either his twin (with longer hair), or Dana Carvey dressed up to look like Mike DeWine - but with longer hair.

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't mind shaming and making fun of dirty politicians, but I find it sad we're making fun of a sign language person based on their looks who is just doing their job and trying to help

    • @WaffleNutz
      @WaffleNutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emu_warrior Speaking of making fun of people, remember that time Jimmy dressed like Karl Malone?

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When democrats in power, middle east in chaos LMAO

    • @philgroves7694
      @philgroves7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emu_warrior You mistake 'making fun of' with simply pointing out a funny, coincidental image.

    • @tiffbeevachou108
      @tiffbeevachou108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats been an ongoing "gag" in Ohio since the beginning. Not at all making fun of her, just some levity.

  • @MaryMary-0point
    @MaryMary-0point ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was doing CrossFit before the Vaxx after having the vaxx. It messed up my ❤ by just drinking coffee my heart felt like it was going to explode out my chest. I could no longer exercise. Heart attacks, strokes, blood clots “MRNA” I had the Pfizer one…

    • @dirkscholten168
      @dirkscholten168 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How could you ever accept it? It was so obvious it was bad for you.

    • @Lisbet7650
      @Lisbet7650 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dirkscholten168
      Obviously not that obvious for everyone?🤷‍♀️
      Those who knew, knew.
      Those who didn't, still struggle..

  • @ninamancuso8924
    @ninamancuso8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jimmy! Gaslighter KING!

  • @wafkt
    @wafkt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Ohio Governor looks like George Burns. Just needs a cigar.

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta laugh at the clowns with degrees in Physical Education who think they're better at math and science than people with degrees in Physics

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but do those fancy pants physicists talk to women in the office about their menstrual cycles?

    • @Dan-ud8hz
      @Dan-ud8hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lastguyminn2324 No, they are women. The ones I know anyway. So the possibility exists, but not exactly an office topic for anybody outside the field.

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dan-ud8hz
      I guess I forgot to label my post as sarcasm.

  • @dr.butttoot9512
    @dr.butttoot9512 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jimmy should get worst human award he's earned it

  • @itsleokid2075
    @itsleokid2075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Did any one notice that he said Maxine the vaccine 💉 was a vaccine and got covid and died even though Jimmy Kimble just spent his entire show making fun of people who question getting the vaccine and turned around and blatantly told us that the vaccine got covid and died. Way to go Jimmy for indirectly telling us the truth.

    • @allisonforet3281
      @allisonforet3281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Bipolarvideos
      @Bipolarvideos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeh you don't really get how comedy works do you

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BipolarvideosEvidently Jimmy doesn't.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Chiropractors shouldn't be allowed to call themselves Doctors in the first place.

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well they actually have more schooling then Doctors of Medicine . But it's not so much centered around diseases and the organs and such. Should be called Doctors of bones or something

    • @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493
      @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      medical school dropouts

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did not think I could respect you for your always quality posts any more, but here we are.
      THANK YOU

    • @FarshadGhanbari
      @FarshadGhanbari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnscott2849 what are you talking about, they all have just a bachelor's.

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnscott2849
      We already have "doctors of bones," they're called orthopedists. Chiropractors should be called Doctors of Snake Oil.

  • @kimberlyokrenuk8474
    @kimberlyokrenuk8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought I knew what a bicycle or boat looked like until I have to prove I’m not a robot! Lol I had to start wearing glasses when I come across those ‘puzzles’

    • @margauxf4321
      @margauxf4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pff, those are easy. Ever seen a bridge or power line before??? Smdh. Apparently I haven't 🙄

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never knew i was that blind until those damn things

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, too. Then I ran into one that took pity on me on the third try: “Check all squares with a fire hydrant.” The only picture on the whole page was a fire hydrant in the middle, spanning several squares. I felt relieved but insulted.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:09 - Just, everybody let that sink in.

  • @shadowbanned4days
    @shadowbanned4days 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never comply with gangs,cartels,criminals,and the govt

  • @AngryhammerGames
    @AngryhammerGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Yes, yes we know how big spiked proteins are"-bit had my laughing pretty good.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm surprised we don't see videos of people filling the backs of their trucks with that sauce, frankly.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When democrats in power, middle east in chaos LMAO

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hugh middle eastern refugees gonna reach western Europe in coming months LMAO

  • @denisenilsson1366
    @denisenilsson1366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Let's have Scott go to Idaho, and visit the anti-vax chiropractor!

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like a threat

    • @katarynareese798
      @katarynareese798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grow some balls and go there yourself, jimmy kimmel. Have a conversation with someone who has more knowledge than you but your handlers won't let you, will they?

    • @jamessanders7286
      @jamessanders7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@katarynareese798 Anyone who watched the Kimmel video knows more than the Idaho backcracker. Why would Jimmy go visit some idiot who is willfully ignorant?..why would anyone go to Idaho?

    • @heeeeeee5268
      @heeeeeee5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katarynareese798 quickly going through your subscriptions I can tell you have sophisticated information lmao

    • @ElLenadorLA
      @ElLenadorLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katarynareese798 You know chiropractic manipulation was “revealed” to the creator by a ghost right?? Bunch of hooey....

  • @72warnock
    @72warnock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder if he's really had it ??

  • @misterderp4566
    @misterderp4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chiropractors are to doctors as to tomatoes are to giraffes.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jimmy: if you don't give me $5 million, I'm gonna release a video of you laughing at one of Matt Damon's jokes.

    • @mskrillz
      @mskrillz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dooo eeeet!

  • @iyeskeen5963
    @iyeskeen5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This entire monologue is him violently vomiting up his paycheck.

  • @dspace6673
    @dspace6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Kimmel is it still misinformation if phizers own research papers say it might be a thing? 😅 I hope you enjoy your shot!

  • @biffmasterson9786
    @biffmasterson9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Maybe the Chiropractor could stand next to someone WITH hair and catch some.

  • @florianadolf2256
    @florianadolf2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That chiropractor should have his license revoked. This is the wrong mindset for that kind of profession, obviously...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      based on my experience this is pretty much standard for that "profession" :-(

    • @miguelsanchez2353
      @miguelsanchez2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That specific fraud is heavily anti-vax and notorious for disparaging normal cancer screenings for his own scam "cancer screening" (thermography) despite the fact that not only the FDA says it's a scam, but he's a chiropractor meaning it's 100% illegal for him to assess, DIAGNOSE or treat any form of cancer. The US and State Chiropractic board knows these kinds of delusional frauds exist and they refuse to do anything about it..

  • @babscabs1987
    @babscabs1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I am not giving medical advise..." 8:07

  • @jeffreyreichert1609
    @jeffreyreichert1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a chiropractor myself…. Well this is why we can’t have nice things… :/

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣❤👍👍👍

    • @kaitlyns5488
      @kaitlyns5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ugh as a fellow chiropractor, I agree 100%. This is so enraging!!!

  • @NCY0131
    @NCY0131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    McDonalds keeps asking if I want ketchup

  • @bokani79
    @bokani79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “Under my watch” can we talk about how creepy that guy sounds. He probably got into physio business for the sole purpose of touching people

    • @miguelsanchez2353
      @miguelsanchez2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Physio is based on real science...this con man is a chiropractor and if you've never heard the origin of chiropractics then buckle up! Basically chiropractics was invented by a guy named D.D. Palmer who was arrested too many for practising medicine without a license so he basically said "f*ck it" and invented his own pseudoscience nonsense that skirted the lines of "practising medicine without a license"...how did he get these "techniques"? He literally says a ghost told him! I f*cking wish I was joking! Chiropractics is literally based on a criminal fraud telling people a ghost told him to do stuff.
      Now, keep in mind, "chiorpractics" has evolved since then to basically becoming physiotherapy with an undeserved title of "doctor"....BUT, in all countries that have chiropractors (very few countries actually do), the US has such lax regulations that they basically let chiropractors do whatever they want. There are strict guidelines throughout the US saying chiropractors can't do a hell of a lot of things that real doctors do, but there virtually is no regulations and frauds like Steven Baker, go unchecked.
      In Canada for instance, there was a woman who was doing half the nonsense Baker is doing, and she lost her chiropractic license and was fined $100,000. American regulators don't care and are putting the public at risk.

    • @clairekaplan7417
      @clairekaplan7417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have trouble trusting a man who says "females" instead of "women".

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@clairekaplan7417 No, no, this checks out. He asked the female fish in his office aquarium and they weren't having menstrual cycles AT ALL. Clearly, they had stood around way too many vaccinated people.

    • @tylerk.7947
      @tylerk.7947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miguelsanchez2353 this is interesting

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What kind of watch is he talking about? Does he think he's the governor or the mayor? He's just a stupid chiropractor.

  • @imatugwaddle2291
    @imatugwaddle2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, three doctors and a chiropractor walk into a bar...... (Get it?)

  • @jperry5207
    @jperry5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do you want people to get it so bad?

  • @darenstroud6254
    @darenstroud6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    trump tans his skin with dipping sauce. 😱

  • @threadz-sr6305
    @threadz-sr6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thanks not a medical doctor (Baker)

  • @ohyeahthatsright3155
    @ohyeahthatsright3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it’s safe, why no liability.

  • @CrownPrince2008
    @CrownPrince2008 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine being a fan of this guy. I love coming back to videos like this just to see all the bullshit that was spewed.

  • @n3v3rg01ngback
    @n3v3rg01ngback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh no! Now I have no sugar syrup for my factory-farmed sickmeat!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      um... vegan has entered the chat?
      I'm not knocking it - just lightly curious

  • @yolly2292
    @yolly2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A chiropractor. Say no more 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesese6375
    @jamesese6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow. So the fact that jimmy is going through all this trouble to discredit this gentleman just proves how evil and involved he is in the dumbing of everything.

    • @miguelsanchez2353
      @miguelsanchez2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol how exactly does that prove anything? Pointing out how a CHIROPRACTOR is spreading dangerous misinformation and lies about something he is 100% unqualified to be speaking on...that somehow proves Jimmy Kimmel is evil? Are you stupid? lol....so any fraud on the planet, if they get called out for their shenanigans, it's the person calling them out that's in the wrong, not the actual fraud? Who ties your shoes? lol

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelsanchez2353 Bynum

    • @TheNecrosis90
      @TheNecrosis90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets be real, hes there for the money

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNecrosis90 vicinity

    • @Weirdalbertan
      @Weirdalbertan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your a turd! Just use your head and think a little

  • @justGSquared
    @justGSquared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hope you all have a wonderful day!

    • @philoctetes_wordsworth
      @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks. You too!🤗🤗🤗

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right back at ya !
      I hope a dear old friend comes back in your life, your health is amazing and all your financial needs are met.
      Thanks for sending out good energy.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you, you too 💕

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise, friend. =)

    • @discordia867
      @discordia867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you. And you as well! May peace be with you!

  • @mauriov
    @mauriov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I just love how Jimmy catches Guillermo from time to time with a question. Hysterical

    • @megamillionswinner6367
      @megamillionswinner6367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never gets old!

    • @fergalhughes165
      @fergalhughes165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Yeah, little bit Jimmy"

    • @Dan-nt2yb
      @Dan-nt2yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yeah...I can hardly contain myself with him sitting there like a stump adding absolutely nothing to the show. Classic.

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dan-nt2yb You must be fun at parties

    • @9crazylegs
      @9crazylegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePunk01 lmao

  • @kirbysnortfarts9819
    @kirbysnortfarts9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, three doctors and a chiropractor walk into a bar...

  • @SenatorBluto
    @SenatorBluto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am unvaxxed and therefore not a superspreader of disease.
    Meanwhile, Kimmel has tested positive for covid for the 5th time.

  • @AllThatsGone
    @AllThatsGone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Um, the 'doctor' spelled 'medical advice' wrong.

    • @conradmonson30
      @conradmonson30 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how you know they’re an expert! I mean, medical doctors need to spend time studying and practicing. They don’t have time for spelling! 😆

  • @jrblackstar8767
    @jrblackstar8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How the hell did he get to be a chiropractor? 😅😜

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I gather its not that hard....
      I mean, it's almost entirely pseudo-science anyway

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same way all these quacks get a practice.

  • @thomaszitting2672
    @thomaszitting2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope there is a chip... I get lost a lot lol

  • @SHomaidan
    @SHomaidan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chiropractors who think they are real doctors are really annoying.

  • @Churchill9050
    @Churchill9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That chiropractor should be reported to his State Board. He is not qualified to be dispensing advice on vaccines.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because chiropractic regulatory boards are so stringent and hardball-playing...?
      (Tone indicatibg "Not")

    • @Churchill9050
      @Churchill9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brucebaker810 Lol...you're right.