MyPillow Mike’s Amazon Rival, Jimmy Gets Vaccinated and Johnson & Johnson Paused

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  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Yay CANADA 🇨🇦! True North Strong and Free, We Stand on Guard for THEE!!!

  • @brendaschmidt5820
    @brendaschmidt5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Damn straight our country is a great place to live. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @sallywatt5838
      @sallywatt5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got that right. Oh Canada! 🇨🇦

    • @ConcreteLand
      @ConcreteLand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gotta agree, love my country. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @susannegrabowski4685
      @susannegrabowski4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure, IF you can get past the fricking cold winters..JK

    • @paulburley7993
      @paulburley7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But right now in my part of Canada the magnolias are in full bloom, roses rhododendrons, azaleas aren't far behind and looks like a bumper crop of peaches this year and everything is bursting with bloom and colour so not really that bad.😆😁

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live in Buffalo, NY and have visited Canada many times throughout my life. The Canadian people are polite, friendly, and decent. I didn’t need a survey to know we have the best neighbors in the world.

  • @neilsharpton1403
    @neilsharpton1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jimmy you have made this pandemic a lot easier to deal with

  • @colonelkurtz2269
    @colonelkurtz2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The robots who received human assistance will form the core of the resistance to other robots trying to take over.

    • @dleet86
      @dleet86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dildos and vibrators are organizing a solidarity movement. SCOTUS Scalia supported the TX law outlawing dildos. "The Devil is Wiley" he wrote in his dissent when it was overturned.

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's always the best when Jimmy has to say "It sounds/looks like we made this up, but we didn't"

    • @bishopdavidoyedepo4606
      @bishopdavidoyedepo4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @-HighTide
    @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    If I had to choose between Mike Lindell and Matt Gaetz to have dinner with, I would starve to death.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scary thought .

    • @tjdowns3743
      @tjdowns3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      hunger strike!

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m picturing more of a Goodfellas kinda scene.

    • @tjdowns3743
      @tjdowns3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Damone D
      and then likely go straight to the can along with him.

    • @tjdowns3743
      @tjdowns3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      indeed.

  • @goldgrl7
    @goldgrl7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The robots needing human assistance is hilarious. 😂

    • @GPDuchess
      @GPDuchess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm just happy I won't be around when those robots/ AI won't need human assistance

    • @Noone-l6g
      @Noone-l6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya but why are we helping them put us out of jobs when our corporate overlords can't make them capable of navigating a curb? Kick them bitches over for humanity!

    • @lvnaz2003
      @lvnaz2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GPDuchess m.p

    • @MrBlaktoe
      @MrBlaktoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give it some time. Robots don't need health insurance, or call in sick, or complain, or ask for overtime. Give it time. The Coors warehouse in Denver was partially robotic when I was in there back in '98.

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Robyn Justice A Real Patriot umm, that is the point. Humanity can become so productive that we get to sit and enjoy life. None of this working forty hours a week crap.

  • @justsomeguy6474
    @justsomeguy6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a Canadian I'd like to say...winning never gets old! Sorry about your loss. :)

    • @xaviersmoke9695
      @xaviersmoke9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canada ain't nothing but the 51st state, eh

    • @Garrett.1111
      @Garrett.1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d like to go to Canada.

    • @aleckelsey2663
      @aleckelsey2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just surprised the US ranked as well as it did. I honestly didn't think we'd make the top 10.

    • @aleetee2003
      @aleetee2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think about it... Canada is nothing without the U.S.

    • @tomsampson8084
      @tomsampson8084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I grew up in Detroit and spent much of my youth traveling in Canada. I have to say that if I was a younger man I would seriously be thinking of moving to Canada.

  • @lyndaturner9294
    @lyndaturner9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love how people talk to the robots when they’re helping them...

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s humans for you! Trying to communicate with everything.

    • @MzKitka
      @MzKitka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like using the turn signal when no one is around. When I ask Alexa for something and say please or thank you, I'm keeping up the good habit of manners. Especially since I don't see real people outside my family haha

    • @staceymenheart8353
      @staceymenheart8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least the robots said thank you ☺️

    • @ment52
      @ment52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      those things still have a remote operator where i live..

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably because they’re used to talking to their Amazon Echoes, etc.

  • @crowflight719
    @crowflight719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Canadian I got a good laugh out of Jimmy calling us "MotherPuckers". lol nice one Jimmy.

  • @FrankieJamesNews
    @FrankieJamesNews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    AS a Canadian, I concur. The absolute BEST country in the world. Even if it is above a meth lab.

    • @BullShitThat
      @BullShitThat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With all the nonsense that's been happening lately in Ontario & Quebec, I'm honestly surprised we're #1

    • @marcusantoniusAfterDark
      @marcusantoniusAfterDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh oh...💥💥💥

    • @reaperking2121
      @reaperking2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rude how dare you call us a meth lab. We are a heavily armed freedom cartel. We export death,guns,freedom you pay us with your oil or, your life up to you.

    • @turntabletreehouse780
      @turntabletreehouse780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch....the truth hurts.....

  • @xavier1109
    @xavier1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I was studying but this seemed More Important.

  • @morrisdunbar8269
    @morrisdunbar8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    If you're reading this please keep Brooklyn center Mn in your prayers. I live here.

    • @dannyjohn5175
      @dannyjohn5175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      From S Minneapolis. Prayers go out to your part of town.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      God Bless Brooklyn Center, Mn.
      Amen

    • @kathleensposato5529
      @kathleensposato5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🙏

    • @Ritapita73
      @Ritapita73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hang on, dear. Love from Tucson, Arizona.

    • @Anna-tj7mp
      @Anna-tj7mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      With you in my heart.

  • @virtuallyrealistic
    @virtuallyrealistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Now if only we can get people to help out other people like they help robots.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, the robots are nicer than most people. ;-)

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found that robot helping montage very wholesome.
      And to @Nick Walette 's point, the robots were saying thank you. (Adorable)
      Socializing is tough. Just gotta do our best, huh?

    • @Notfunnysam
      @Notfunnysam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShadowFoxSF Yup. I hear you

    • @krishannam1346
      @krishannam1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my experience, people on the street that I've helped out, don't even bother to say thank you.

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in the USA. The risk of getting sued is too high.

  • @GirlyDeadpool
    @GirlyDeadpool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The “apology accepted” joke didn’t get as much attention as it deserved. 😂👏🇨🇦

    • @tempusfugit9009
      @tempusfugit9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only we got it ;)

    • @maxrichard3710
      @maxrichard3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, yes we did 😂

    • @sarapetion
      @sarapetion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup caught that one.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it was stupid 😂

    • @macintosh7169
      @macintosh7169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I caught it, but would not have apologized for it bc we are always number one or two country to live in!! 🇨🇦

  • @serpico1616
    @serpico1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    We have a caribou on the quarter in Canada, not a moose! We also have a leaf, a ship, a beaver, a loon and a polar bear. And of course, the queen.

    • @MDRUSHCRUSH
      @MDRUSHCRUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Polar Bear! So cool 😎

    • @mtadams2009
      @mtadams2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's with the queen?

    • @serpico1616
      @serpico1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mtadams2009 Because Canada is part of the Commonwealth!

    • @betty-joymoreau4363
      @betty-joymoreau4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And more animals and fish on older coins

    • @lorrainegill7654
      @lorrainegill7654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for saying it...I was thinking it.

  • @jackwarren1687
    @jackwarren1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The humans helping robots montage was really touching for some reason ...when that guy said “I gotcha buddy” I literally welled up

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At how unbelievably absurd our reality's become?

    • @LDragon
      @LDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a refreshing change of pace from all the Boston Dynamics robot-abuse videos.

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's because it shows we aren't so awful as a species, those robots are easy prey, but rather than do awful things to them, people are helping them, it's nice, genuinely touching to see people being kind, even to a robot

    • @demonsorrows
      @demonsorrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's because it's an example of the better side of humanity. We've been overloaded with people whose core ideology and behavior is based on hate, selfishness, greed, if it doesn't affect me it's not a problem mentality, and expectation of high reward for even the most basic acts of kindness and consideration towards anyone or anything.
      That's the main thing.
      The second reason is the music plays a role in how you emotionally interpret what you're seeing. It's used in everything from ads to films.

    • @cindymorose6673
      @cindymorose6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Any One 🤣 good one!

  • @Faith_First
    @Faith_First 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Im a real estate investor and was doing payroll. When I got Jimmy’s notification payroll stopped.
    Nobody gets paid until I get my nightly dose of Jimmy 🤍🤍🤍

    • @karencarpenter5845
      @karencarpenter5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao.

    • @1ofhis518
      @1ofhis518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take the Cv19 vax n you will go to Hell!! It is the mark of the beast!!
      Please seek JESUS because HE'S the only WAY through this life and into the next..

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL'ing too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lrphd8536
      @lrphd8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you hiring?

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not fair.

  • @G7130
    @G7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:30 “It’s going to be a platform like no other” then “it’s like Twitter and TH-cam”

  • @MrWhiteyPt
    @MrWhiteyPt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jimmy for the simple explanation of probability! Sorely needed in the press.

  • @raghavsethia1683
    @raghavsethia1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It’s not late night but early morning for us at India here. Love it nonetheless!

    • @russellcampbell9198
      @russellcampbell9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just after lunch in Australia.

    • @oscarinacan
      @oscarinacan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good morning to India and afternoon to Australia 😁😁😁

    • @hyperboi87
      @hyperboi87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      India in the house!!! ❤️👊🏽❤️

    • @teresaayala6066
      @teresaayala6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are still nit in Chicago my kind of town Chicago is. GOT both of my vaccine 👍💃🙏💙🇺🇸

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@australien6611 how's that border going over there, WA. Time to close it again surely🤣 ( just jelly really, from Melbs)

  • @dasikakn
    @dasikakn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I legit laughed out so loud when the robot did its “thank you” to the last guy about 7:00 minutes in.

  • @gangstapenguin2773
    @gangstapenguin2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    MyStore sounds like something John Oliver would set up as some grand finale at the end of one of his episodes

    • @joanbowden3448
      @joanbowden3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scary asf, huh? 😱😱😱

    • @l.s.s.8-8-16
      @l.s.s.8-8-16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We haven't heard from John YET. He won't let us down, I think!

  • @kieronmckay4276
    @kieronmckay4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Never forget...”
    Trust me, I never will forget he is directly responsible for over 550,000 deaths.

    • @brianbullivant4753
      @brianbullivant4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @J. KarpinskiTrolling bullshit from a brand new acct. I wouldn't be surprised if your prior TH-cam acct's have been banned/shut down for spreading misinformation. The Q is strong with your kind! LOL

  • @ekjohn57
    @ekjohn57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did Pillow man ever complete a sentence? He starts one, then starts another and so on. I had a boss like that. Drove me nuts.

  • @FrankieJamesNews
    @FrankieJamesNews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I got my Pfizer vaccine and already my 5G is coming in better.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My scorpioin says 4g

    • @debracoronado3331
      @debracoronado3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha 😁

    • @1ofhis518
      @1ofhis518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take the Cv19 vax n you will go to Hell!! It is the mark of the beast!!
      Please seek JESUS because HE'S the only WAY through this life and into the next..

    • @tchactvalimee1878
      @tchactvalimee1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@1ofhis518 You're crazy.

    • @toad4ever103
      @toad4ever103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the chip why?

  • @John-nz2jm
    @John-nz2jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel for brightening my spirits.

  • @BertRussie
    @BertRussie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How is america a better country than Sweden, Denmark or Norway?

    • @dryhumorfoe8275
      @dryhumorfoe8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not lol. Don't know who compiled this list, but they seriously screwed up.

    • @janinakowalska5206
      @janinakowalska5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be honest when I've heard they are 6th I was like WTF lol

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janinakowalska5206 Agreed. The results had to have been rigged. Shall we blame it on mail-in ballots?

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janinakowalska5206 or did the Dominion machines steal those votes too? Lol Friggin MAGA idiots

  • @matcam6235
    @matcam6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yay Canada is #1...so proud to be a Canadian.

  • @limericksfinest4680
    @limericksfinest4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My pillow guy missed the chance to call his social media platform Pipeline

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    What in the broken crack pipe hell is going on with this guy?! Is he trying to go bankrupt so that Dominion and Smartmatic have no chance to recover funds?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My take on it is that he has some kind of The Producers-esque scam going, in that he would actually stand to gain more from going bankrupt than turning a profit.

    • @theresaiwright7085
      @theresaiwright7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe if they can't get the money, they can ask the judge to throw Mike Lindel in jail for 25 years.

    • @juliakay6204
      @juliakay6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always love your comments! 😆

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big lie mike!

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He listened to Trump, and believed that being in debt is great. So he wants to be just like Donnie, that means he has to bankrupt his companies.

  • @NirvanaFan5000
    @NirvanaFan5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    that humans helping robots vid was so weirdly wholesome!

    • @secondaccount9930
      @secondaccount9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @jimmy kimmel
      There was an attempt:
      To impersonate Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think that this shows how instinctively compassionate humans are when left to their own devices.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When the Army was testing pack-horse type robots, the soldiers who were having to kick, shove, hit with bats, and generally mistreat them began to refuse to participate in the tests. They said it felt wrong.

    • @hereticpariah6_66
      @hereticpariah6_66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very heartwarming.

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If watching people lose their jobs to robots is wholesome, we're going to have a very "wholesome" next couple of years.

  • @budsnvines
    @budsnvines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I always knew R2D2 was a Narc" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KaneJMurry
    @KaneJMurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HA! “Paranoia and mustache wax!” HA! Jimmy you have me in stitches 😂

  • @dps8629
    @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeeeeeah. Canada! Represent! Literally waiting in scrubs for my 100% free kidney transplant.

  • @TTownTim
    @TTownTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Comedians are Essential workers.. Thx for all you guys do!!!

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy dolls?

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-HighTide can't read?...=\/

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TTownTim
      See? Not just anybody can be a comedian. .. ...!

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-HighTide yep.. you are not even close to funny...=\/

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TTownTim
      I excel in other areas. And actually I am quite humorous. Truly sorry if I offended you.

  • @GaryTurbo
    @GaryTurbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Congrats to Canada

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Japan

    • @scafgal7242
      @scafgal7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi Gary! Canada here. Thank you....but you can keep Mike Lindel. lol lol

    • @smcdonald9991
      @smcdonald9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hard to believe that the US was #6. Norway and Switzerland should be well before the US. And Finland.

    • @kevinstruke1031
      @kevinstruke1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smcdonald9991 They are...this must have been an American list or they wouldn't be in the top twenty.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    LOL humans will bond with anything. Our brains think the robots are small animals. Sometimes I tell my Roomba she’s doing a good job.

  • @anonymouse9105
    @anonymouse9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Girl: "I just helped a robot."
    Robot: "I'll be back!"

  • @unitoolzee
    @unitoolzee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They need to make “This Week in Covid History” clips separate from the show, and put them all in a playlist.

  • @heatherboer7792
    @heatherboer7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The Canadian quarter has a caribou on it Jimmy! Not a moose.

    • @pakpala1
      @pakpala1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moose, Caribou?? What is the difference?? LOL>>

    • @crooker2
      @crooker2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah... But our Nickle is all about the beaver!

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canada is not number either
      Isreal is.
      And Canada is not even close.
      NO ONE WANTS THE VACCINE

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vancouverviking4652 wow you can’t even spell Israel correctly... I can tell you really did your homework. And no, a religious state that is terrorizing Palestine and stealing their land is not the best country.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vancouverviking4652 also i wanted the vaccine and I got it. As did my mom, my brother, my in laws, my sister in law, my aunt... but you’re probably right.

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It's a caribou on our quarters, not a moose 🤣

    • @Toranaboy634
      @Toranaboy634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And elk? (Just askin', they're scarce round my way).

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Toranaboy634 we have elk but they aren't as celebrated as other ungulates. Frankly, I think it should be a moose on the quarter

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Why moose? Caribou is a classic animal of the the northern wilderness, more so than moose. Can only survive in roadless areas.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We can't expect anyone educated in the 6th best country to know what is happening outside their own border.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnnoyingMoose 😂😂😂

  • @azizaw2966
    @azizaw2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yes, thank you this is the best place on Earth to be, to live.....Oh Canada my incredible home!☺

    • @shecat1964
      @shecat1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except if you are in Ont under strict lock down again. We also have too many gullible, selfish and ignorant people here.

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It IS incredible! We’re very blessed 😊

  • @michaelhood4779
    @michaelhood4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "the Supreme Court and stuff" AND STUFF! LOL 😂

  • @jimperry4108
    @jimperry4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Make American 8 again" lol even the "he ain't funny" guys can't stop a giggle from that one.

  • @cb5289
    @cb5289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My only source of news! JKL still the best!!

    • @popcornsaidfu8757
      @popcornsaidfu8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not my only, but definitely my favorite! Sorry Seth Meyers an James Cordon.

    • @austintyler8567
      @austintyler8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You get all your news from a hack late night host. I see nothing wrong here.

    • @strangeloveesq
      @strangeloveesq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jimmy is great, but you learn a lot more from reading newspapers and/or news magazines.

    • @SusanLynn656
      @SusanLynn656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. It's totally healthy to laugh while hearing the news. I watch MSNBC and CNN and I'm getting soooo tired of them that I turn the sound off and turn on the subtitles. I 've muzzled all of them.

  • @RavenLunatic33
    @RavenLunatic33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Why's he doing that ???" ....Gets vaporized 🤖
    Lmao ! 😂😂😂

    • @jeannefoster5594
      @jeannefoster5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, that made me LOL, too.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeannefoster5594; I jumped!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "We're going to have a platform where you can say anything you want, except this list of things that you can't say."

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very, very silly.

    • @Stonerdteh_poofish
      @Stonerdteh_poofish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the point is to compete with youtube. Where you get demonotized for saying those words.

    • @hansen-interpol-tips
      @hansen-interpol-tips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Stonerdteh_poofish the point is it's still ironic that the "free speech platform" ... has reasonable limits on free speech. Almost as if, wait for it... there need to be reasonable restrictions on the free speech to make a platform fiscally-friendly.

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As long as it supports my agenda.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "It's a free speech platform...as long as your free speech agrees with mine."

  • @alyjulmim8447
    @alyjulmim8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike Lindell (Pillow Guy) is a prime example of a "fool with money will soon part".

  • @stephenbouchelle7706
    @stephenbouchelle7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Soon somebody will spot C3PO driving a pizza delivery.

  • @lalalafamille
    @lalalafamille 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab (Robin William)

    • @supernova11711
      @supernova11711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So...the meth lab in this analogy is the U.S.? That’s actually pretty funny 😂

  • @CJ-uo5cl
    @CJ-uo5cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mike Lindel was the model for SNL's Chris Farley character Matt Farley, the overly aggressive motivational speaker who lives in a van by the river 😀

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    We should all buy a life size Mike, and set them up outside the local crack dens.

    • @susanrobinson910
      @susanrobinson910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why? I am sure the real Mike Lindell is already there!
      Allegedly...

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😗 Genius political humor ✔

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the local VFW.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Halloween props.

    • @joanbowden3448
      @joanbowden3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sophierobinson2738 that'd sure as hell scare all the kids away!!!

  • @Dangeruss
    @Dangeruss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These people helping robots have saved us from our future overlords. 🤣

  • @brianbullivant4753
    @brianbullivant4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That robotic dog will stop criminals just by it's ability to distract their attention away from what they were doing. They'll be like, WTF.

  • @sessyimpastaohh
    @sessyimpastaohh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You just gotta love Jimmy!

  • @knowledgeapplied
    @knowledgeapplied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *MyStore:* 'We're going to go down in history as a very successful enterprise.' 🎈🎖🏆
    *MySpace:* 'Hold my beer' 😂

  • @skycat04
    @skycat04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good for you, Jimmy! I'm getting my first shot tomorrow...😬🤞

    • @skycat04
      @skycat04 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got it now. Sore arm. That's the only side effect for now. 😅

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skycat04 Yeah and wait for the long term effects within a year or two.

  • @SarBearSleeps
    @SarBearSleeps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Don't laugh THAT hard." 😂
    I love Jimmy! 💗

  • @glennalexon1530
    @glennalexon1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mike Lindell sounds like he should be living in a van down by the river, eating government cheese.

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Great segment!

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Mike Lindell is seeking 'like-minded' people."
    (insert punchline below)
    I'm torn between "it's going to be a long search" or "try the smackhouse on the corner."

    • @strangenrare8663
      @strangenrare8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-camrs are 'like-minded' but I guess that's not what he meant. :)

  • @celestialdragon3989
    @celestialdragon3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yay Canada! Our friends to the north😃

  • @MiriusTube
    @MiriusTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the production on the covid history bit! High quality!!!

  • @jerrywilliams5042
    @jerrywilliams5042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Never forget". Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel like one of the biggest lessons of this pandemic is that statistics and probabilities needs to be required classes in medical school. The amount of “medical professionals” that appear completely unable to understand basic percentages is astounding.

    • @jenniferlawrence9473
      @jenniferlawrence9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh wonderful. Here's Leonaza spamming Jimmy's channel now. Sad.

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 what’s sad is your constant attacks towards me with the purpose to stay relevant. Trolls like you feel powerful behind a keyboard when in reality you will never have the balls to say that in my face. Keep the attacks coming while I’m here sharing my views. It is nothing you could do to keep me silent.

    • @vsedai
      @vsedai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Leonaza7 you are so popular that you get trolled.😜

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 Why so rude? Just scroll past the comments that upset you. She's not attacking anyone.

    • @Austden
      @Austden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen! Medicine and Epidemiology are not the same discipline it turns out!

  • @veronicahd266
    @veronicahd266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Of course we are the number one country 💖🇨🇦💖, but you will always be my first second choice 💖🇺🇸💖... best winter destination for sure 🙌🏼

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veronica HD
      Washington St resident. Love British Columbia and the people. But I hate the cold long winters and the mosquitoes in the summer there. 😘

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do know it gets even better even further south!
      I'd avoid Cancun though, I've heard congressmen frequent there.

    • @petrab.285
      @petrab.285 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, Canada! You're the best! 😘

  • @crontemisto8994
    @crontemisto8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Why do I get the feeling Mike LIndell is going to be living in a hotel soon?"
    It would be an upgrade from his van down by the river.

    • @thetraylorpark534
      @thetraylorpark534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I will award you the golden handclap for this comment!!! 👏. Chris Farley would be proud

    • @dhruvpatki2169
      @dhruvpatki2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn’t jimmy say ‘motel’?

    • @bobmiller9313
      @bobmiller9313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike has way more brains than you

    • @EfficientRVer
      @EfficientRVer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I track jets online sometimes for fun. Sometime after his infamous "martial law" meeting, I noticed a Dassault Falcon 50, a 3-engine private jet, sort of a midsized private jet design from another era but still very usable and prestigious. Turned out to be owned by him or his company, I forget which. I wouldn't buy a French car, but they make superb private jets. That's his van down by the river for now. Maybe a voting machine company will end up with it.

    • @etherealdeal1792
      @etherealdeal1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has tons of money

  • @bubbawilliams
    @bubbawilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make America 8 again... I haven't snort laughed in ages. Thanks Jimmy 😂😂😂

  • @Sean.Vosler
    @Sean.Vosler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that robot video was surprisingly wholesome

  • @mtljmbTUBE
    @mtljmbTUBE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a Canadian, well I don't feel sorry we are first, hey, lol!

    • @rrivie
      @rrivie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soary

    • @fll332
      @fll332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am happy that Canada is on the best country in the world, but USA on number 6, don't think they have considered having low cost healthcare, education, lack of racisme, getting killed by a gun as important (many countries score better on those subjects. in other words, useless survey

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    A great CEO runs his company into the ground by supporting batshit baseless conspiracies because that’s how you support your employees.

    • @reggie8370
      @reggie8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woah this ones dark

    • @coldwinter5710
      @coldwinter5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, you just have to wonder how the hell this happens to a person?! It's actually really sad. His employees must be freaking out inside, wondering when the sky will fall, for real, on their jobs. His pillows, on the other hand, are amazing! I was thinking the other day, I need to buy some more before he goes out of business! Yikes.

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's what a great CEO does:
      Remember when the libs wanted to boycott Goya beans, because the owner supported Trump? Remember how AOC jumped on the boycott bandwagon?
      Now, remember how the owner of Goya said he was going to make AOC "salesperson" of the year", because sales went up.
      Democrats: Their own worst enemy!
      Here's another one: Democrats want gun reform. You can probably read how gun sales are going up.
      Shit's ironic, is what it is!

    • @chenjohnson2787
      @chenjohnson2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What employees?

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Great CEO'? He sells $5 pillows for $50 each. Then uses it to support a moron.

  • @betty-joymoreau4363
    @betty-joymoreau4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Canada is so beautiful🇨🇦😷🍀

    • @lukeamato2348
      @lukeamato2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, love my country

  • @sterasigma8734
    @sterasigma8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't understand how helping delivery robots can make anyone that excited.

  • @habanerojones2169
    @habanerojones2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People helping robots. Never thought I'd see the day. A tear just ran down my cheek, turned into a robot eagle and flew away. God bless.

  • @JoshuaMuse
    @JoshuaMuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I so am gonna buy that cutout and have him peek over my fence for my annoying neighbor.

  • @ammyburbank9416
    @ammyburbank9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    For context as to why some laughed so hard at Jimmy's vaccination post he posted that pic with just the word "Jaxcinated" 😂😂😂

  • @timmyeades7908
    @timmyeades7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This Week in Covid History is brilliant.
    They should use this at Trump's trial when the charge him and his cronies for their handling of the virus.

    • @vstrom9586
      @vstrom9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dream on timmy

    • @magnetospin
      @magnetospin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A year ago, there were nearly 30,000 deaths in the US from Covid, which at the time I thought was insanely high, now we are nearly 20 times that.

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct, he was an absolute disgrace. How aren't some people recognizing his ineptitude on the handling? He is the MAIN reason for the horrific death toll.

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonasp6043 I couldn't understand how he could have even one supporter BEFORE the pandemic. How he still has so many that idolize him even after the death and destruction he caused boggles my mind.

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daniel Downs I view what has happened to the US with horror from across the Pacific. I have both friends & family over there & I know you guys, Canada, NZ & we had the same time to prepare for this when it devastated Europe & Trump did nothing, zero response. It was sad to see so many people believing the garbage he was telling them & the horrific death toll that should have been far, far less than even 50,000, let alone 570,000. Australia has a conservative leader & the Govt is close to the GOP, in philosophy, but he listened & followed experts' advice. This should never have been political.

  • @l.s.s.8-8-16
    @l.s.s.8-8-16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "A platform like no other" - he even uses the same expressions as 45

  • @MochrieTVHotS
    @MochrieTVHotS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey 6:33 is me!!! I helped that robot out of the dirt and was SO surprised when it thanked me, lol!

  • @a1i3n
    @a1i3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ALWAYS a great show Jimmy Kimmel and gang! lol... Thank you!

  • @pw8429
    @pw8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Its nice to see Canada get its due. Best country by a long shot

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Jimmy Kimmel 💘

  • @jimmybusk
    @jimmybusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The My pillow slippers are great.

  • @liseladouceur2215
    @liseladouceur2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you neighbors From Canada😁 Stay safe ✌👍

  • @Rocwallaby
    @Rocwallaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That NYPD police bot looks scarily like the dog robots from the 2020 War of the Worlds remake, and look how that turned out

    • @MrBlaktoe
      @MrBlaktoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's because it was modeled after the Boston Dynamics robot. Gawd, that was a horrid show. Took me a couple episodes to figure out how bad it was.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With nobody watching?

  • @gljm
    @gljm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What's inside a "My Pillow"? Answer: Insane ramblings and conspiracy theories.

    • @dandemaio5994
      @dandemaio5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And after Smartmatic and Dominion are done with him...even those won't be inside...

  • @localman7549
    @localman7549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I never thought I’d need a delivery robot to say thank you to me

    • @chefericksalvage
      @chefericksalvage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also taking over my delivery job ..now I got competition haha

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erick Flores I doubt they'll be navigating the suburbs any time soon!

  • @faithvanvleet7476
    @faithvanvleet7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could tell some of those videos were from the Purdue University campus in Lafayette, IN. My sister goes there and the kids are actually pretty protective of the robots and help them all the time. Kinda heartwarming honestly.

    • @bishopdavidoyedepo4606
      @bishopdavidoyedepo4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @selmaferdjioui5873
    @selmaferdjioui5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Canadian, I’m very proud of us for being number 1 but at same time I’m not surprised at all. Canada is dope 🇨🇦✨

    • @cliffspicer6555
      @cliffspicer6555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh we got our problems too, we just seem to not be so divided as a nation on the important issues so things run smoother. I think there is a Canadian mentality but I don't think there is one American mentality but many and that is one big difference but I love visiting our neighbours. They are a great bunch of people but the bad ones get way too much attention.

    • @patrickhardy6354
      @patrickhardy6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️❤️🙏🙏

    • @rcortez33
      @rcortez33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that the same country where there is no free speech and where the government is putting people in internment camps for being positive for covid. Also, the same country thatsends 200 hundred police officers to shut down a Christian church. Wow, what a country.

  • @geoffn9736
    @geoffn9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We're the best!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @MDRUSHCRUSH
      @MDRUSHCRUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, you have GSP!

    • @debracoronado3331
      @debracoronado3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations 😊

    • @dadnelson4008
      @dadnelson4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MDRUSHCRUSH and so many wide open spaces we need GPS! !! sorry that was bad , haha

    • @MDRUSHCRUSH
      @MDRUSHCRUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dadnelson4008 WOW, Yes that was bad. Def a dad joke😆

  • @karenanson
    @karenanson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Living in a motel soon? By the decor, I’d say he already IS! 😜

  • @BA-rh5hy
    @BA-rh5hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love this show... Thank you Jimmy!!!

  • @l.s.s.8-8-16
    @l.s.s.8-8-16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing that food delivery robot (5m30s) gave me a flashback to Flight of the Navigator!!!

  • @bobstroud9118
    @bobstroud9118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Let’s be frank and ernest. I’ll be Frank and you be Ernest!” N.E.OH Bob

  • @xavier1109
    @xavier1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This channels growth is faster than my Internet Connection

    • @wolfcloud8735
      @wolfcloud8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel all the late night shows are doing better on TH-cam than their regular tv networks

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4 13 21 Hey @@wolfcloud8735, What's regular network? Jk. Gave up on tv a long time ago. Steaming is another racket. There's so many interesting channels on yt. v

    • @YIASEMIDE
      @YIASEMIDE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! Love the mugshot, plenty ironic.

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

    • @rcortez33
      @rcortez33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfcloud8735 now they are not. rating have gone way down and so have views on youtube because of the political bias.

  • @DOLfirst
    @DOLfirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Mike Lindell looks like he lives in a motel now.

  • @fabiGBOtown
    @fabiGBOtown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wait all day for these videos lol. I live a pathetic life

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you don't! Otherwise I'd live one too😓

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ka Pow That's not rude, I point out b.s. now and then too. I mean this is just a comedy show and I learn her nothing new. Btw if you cannot seperate politics from just having fun, you probably shouldn't be here.

  • @TheMrsGeorgeHarrison
    @TheMrsGeorgeHarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone's welcoming the robot uprising because they're coming with food. They really are intelligent.

  • @wildshadowstar
    @wildshadowstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That photo of Jimmy getting his covid shot makes him look like Quagmire from Family Guy.

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