House Republicans Blast Masks, Trump’s Tough Week & Gay Legos!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ค. 2021
- Because of COVID we haven’t been able to have a real studio audience, but tonight we were able to have two people - Caleb & Chelsea, Jimmy talks about the first openly bisexual Bachelorette in Australia, the space travel company owned by Jeff Bezos “Blue Origin” is auctioning off a seat for an upcoming trip into space, Trump’s former right hand man Michael Cohen believes he will flip on his children when the time comes, many Republicans in Congress don’t want to wear masks even though less than half of them are vaccinated, Google searches for fake COVID vaccine cards are up more than 1100%, Lego introduced their first-ever LGBTQ-themed set and our writer Louis Virtel weighs in.
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MTG needs to wear a mask. Way better look for her
Yes ,with a gag ball built in to restrict speaking. If anything ,when the pandemic is finally gone,as a hazard ,it should be a felony ,if she doesn't keep wearing one
@@parrisprice5892
Anything to avoid hearing her witchy cackle.
Not gonna lie, when I read MTG I legit thought "But how can a card game wear a mask"
@Kevin J let me guess your a right wing bible basher who apparently can't spell one
@Kevin J you seem upset. Was it something I said?
Dad is a Disney architect...that kids childhood gonna be 🔥 LIT!🤪
Yes
Wonder if he'd adopt me.
Bucket List item, become a Disney Imagineer!🥰👸🏽😜
And bilingual
Frfr😂
guys this was my high school Spanish teacher !!! I wish we kept in touch now LOL
So? How’s your Spanish
Try re-typing your comment in Spanish, and let's see how good of a teacher she was.
Your teacher seems really cool and fun.
Because you want part of the fame or why? 🤔
Marjorie Taylor Greene has also been seen mocking AOC through the slot in her office door. Maturity and wisdom are not her thing.
Humanity isn't her thing.
She shouldn't be allowed on the floor
Of course the party that claims it despises the so-called "cancel culture" will instantly want these Legos cancelled.
Its the strange attraction the Legos have on them that scares them.
What's next , glow in the dark ?
Republicans would never come out of the closet if they had those.
Marjorie Gangrene is the official Grand Pooh Bah of Karens everywhere.
Margarine Lazer-Beam is the worst person ever.
Loving the name game for always on dat lean. Keep this thread going.
More like Grand Wizard...
She is the queen of the drunken Karen land.
@@adamlangton1967 nice
Can they just kick Crazy Marjorie off the house floor? She can work remotely. It isn't like she is on any committee.
Let’s face it. She’s a waste of space in Congress. Her seat should go to someone who can actually do something productive.
I dont get it myself. Dont they have any rules on that you have to do *something* in congress? She just sit in the sandbox throwing dirt and ruin the other's sand bucket castles at this point.
She does 0 work. All she does is spread hate. She is an embarrassment for GA.
@@shivanibhargava2209 that is unfortunately representative of her constituents. If you've ever been to her part of GA, you'll see billboards literally equating republicans to God and the democrats to the devil and they think it's clever as well. That whole part of GA shouldn't be allowed to vote.
@@MrLilscraps Couldn't agree with you more. She definitely wont have my or my family's support whenever she is up for re election.
“MARJORIE TAYLOR GANGRENE” - that about says it all!
Marjorie Taylor Greene's paper shredder stunt has the same energy as a substitute teacher trying too hard to look cool.
Kinda like Jimmy Kimmel making a Trump Jr does cocaine joke while interviewing Hunter Biden.
Michael Cohen? Even the Trump jokes are recycled. You have a senile president but he’s a Democrat so nothing there.
He’s talking about the problems in the county but doesn’t mention how he does not want an investigation into how Covid started. But a mass trespassing at the Capitol? Yeah we need to get to the bottom of it. It’s painful listening to this show while typing.
@@11bkev That's because you have to keep singing the alphabet song while you type.
Marjorie Taylor Green looks like an aging, no name from a low budget 80s slasher flick.
Hasn't anyone told MTG she looks waaayyy better with a mask on!
No she doesn't, she still has those inbread eyes
She should have sold advertising on her masks. She missed a golden opportunity
MTG is Ray Finkle, she’s a man.
It covers up her hair and makeup she gets done at the local Supercuts. Nothing says 'I'm a homophobe' like that flat greasy mess and raccoon eyeliner.
Lol
“Maybe she could put her brain in that shredder next.” Why would she put nothing in there?
C'mon she is GORGEOUS
@Rebecca Watson ~ the shredder with bog with all the clumpy-chunky bits!! You'll ruin the shredder!!😅😅😅😅
@@juliantwyselton-fife6717 ok boomer
MTG would have to actually have a brain to put into the paper shredder to begin with.
Jheez she's a horrible bastard
@@Pete9Tails don't be so tough on bastards
She really does represent a very small minority of bloody stupid people. The fact she has a voice to speak for them in your Congress though is the real problem and that her "opinions" are given equal weight is hilarious.
At least we know she has the most basic secretarial skills.
@@muntedewok It is kinda good though that we give voice to idiocy. That way we can keep a measure of it and giggle at it. We know the extent of it. If it gets silenced like racism did for so long then it can grow beneath the surface and rise up.
" The saddest part will be when he forgets to pin a crime on Tiffany ... " Ouch
Guillermo’s “yeah Jimmy” in the end got me 😂😂
MTG shredded the warning because she can’t read😂 maybe Speaker P should send some PicsArt or a coloring book
That won't help either
That would fuel a response from greene!
Stop being silly - Greene can read. However, her comprehension level is generally that of a 7-8 year old. I really wish people would stop making fun of her. For someone with a learning disorder and such obvious emotional/mental issues, Marjorie has done quite well for herself.
@@Jhymnbeau imagine defending a rich congresswoman/
@It's All Lies Oh sweetie. One day, you'll tell your kids you supported Biden and pretend this Q thing never happened. That's how embarrassed you'll be.
The Spanish teacher's laugh brought me joy :)
Wow really... it was a bit much ... I had to turn her down
It wasn't loud, just a bit over the top
Me too plus she’s a cutie 😁
Dat Kackle gonna get old, Man!
Her voice made my dog bark
MTG is obviously bored from having zero committee assignments and too much free time on her hands.
They should make her clean the toilets.
She's doing what she came for: collecting donations. She'll probably go the Michelle Bachman route in a year or two, and declare that she loves Switzerland so much that she's decided to take all her money to their banks, because she's decided to become a citizen. 😲
I want to start a petition to proclaim her as Miss Neanderthal AmeriKKKa and make her a permanent part of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History for her authentic looks, disposition and brain capacity.
And that spare time is destructive. She needs a hobby that she actually learns something
Maybe she needs to get a job.
"all I did was play with overtly heterosexual action figures, and I still turned out like Morrissey's bitchy nephew" -priceless. Thanks Louis!
mmm doesn't really work. In the UK Morrissey is now known for his unpleasant right-wing views and partly why he left here. Probably seen as middle of the road on your side of the pond though.
@@mediapc4747 Great point.
@@mediapc4747 Really? Did he have these views before moving?
I thought it was ''an America effect''
Were the turtles hetero? 4 muscular guys living with an older dude, and their female friend works in television?
The way jimmy came right in with “so cool, right “ was spot on 🤣🤣🤣
"The saddest part is gonna be when Trump forgets to pin a crime on Tiffany." =O savage af
He doesn't love her enough to pin a crime on her.
I know oh lowd, 🤣 luv it!
@@gamepapa1211 "enough" gives rise to the assumption that he "loves" her. The only chicks that put a smile on his face are crispy and in a bucket
Who's Tiffany?
@@blal07 - Exactly.
But in case you were being serious, Tiffany is his other daughter from his second wife.
MTG doesn't have any qualms about wearing a white hood. What's wrong with a little mask?
😅
Who's dressing that Greene? The Cable Guy?!?! What's up with her showing her chicken arms?!?!
So long as MTG does NOT get vaccinated, she'll NEVER be on the same airplane as you or I!!! Stop trying to convince her to get vaccinated!
She'll never be on the same airplane as any of us regardless.
ReTrumpliCONS and their Voters won't mask and vaccinate... what a shame. So, if the new variants of the virus ravage our Healthcare systems again, it will be ReTrumpliCONS who are the majority of people getting seriously ill, hospitalized and dying??! Like I said, what a shame.🙄
@@AnnieWarbux - Alas, que lastima. Or quelle freaking domage.
@@AnnieWarbux you all may not be healthy enough to fly.
MTG Looks like a Flintstone relative.
Yabba dabba don't
Wasnt there a character named Mr Blockhead or something?
Margorie marblehead
@@robc4191 freds boss was mr.slate,actors tony granite,and ann magrock. None of whom are remotely as nasty as margie marblehead
Like something smelly their pet Dino dragged in...
Send up a Flat Earther on that space shuttle
And even if the kids don't relate to it, it still teaches a good lesson. It teaches inclusivness. And it's never to early to teach that to kids.
MTG is still angry she was always chosen last for physical ed in school and was never invited to homecoming or prom.
Theres not enough viagra in the world,to mate with that " karen"
She seems more the type to have deliberately hit everyone's ankles with her field hockey stick to steal the ball.
Her Neanderthal heritage must be preserved. Just look at her closely and the aura reveals her origins. 😁
Wow... How are you doing? Are you doing okay?
Does she have kids? I would feel bad fir her kids. Because they'd be her kids.
Marjorie Taylor Greene can shred all the notices she wants, but the fines for breaking the mask rule are taken right out of the violator's paycheck, so it's all show. She has no choice but to pay.
But that's the thing: her base is all about the show, and as long as she keeps up the dog and pony they will keep the votes coming. She might be a dumbass, but she knows her audience.
$ 500. first offence, $ 2,400 there after for each offence. She's such a pendejo.
You sheep are in for a HUGE AWAKENING, get tissues!
@@fjz2495 what is the need for tissues? Don't speak in circles, state why
Btw I'm a person
Just imagine how insulting it is to people who have actually suffered oppression when these supposed representatives of the people call something as simple as masks, meant to protect the health of everyone, oppressive. Just a truly awful thing to say. So disrespectful.
Imagine how insulting it is to those that laid down their life in defense of freedom to have politicians that have their solemn word to defend that freedom while they, and millions of Americans spit on that sacrifice while going on to try and same and denigrate those that don’t share their views.
5:10🎯😎🍻😉👌 "The saddest part, is when he forgets to pin a crime on tiffany." Is... Funny as s#*t!
"Morrissey's bitchy nephew" LOL!
I was looking for this comment
Spanish teacher really loved “que lastima” and “pendejo.” 😆😆
Her laugh was everything 😂
What's it mean ?
Means "What a pity"
Looked it up so you dont have to.
@@corryjookit7818 pendejo means dumbass
@@glorialafleur6888 Thanks, I was just going to look it up.
To the ads that interrupt this video: I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR PRODUCT!!!!
I KEEP A LIST!
Nice!
When the video starts, drag the slider all the way to the right, when you see the replay button click on it, viola, no ads! Works with 90% of all TH-cam videos.
@@abird2931 A TH-cam irony is that most of the pop-up ads I see (the banners across the bottom) are adverts for a product that gets rid of ads (the supplier of said product does not identify itself). The other pop-ups are in the bottom left corner, from TH-cam itself. They also keep wanting to know if I'd like to have ad-free TH-cam (which I assume I must pay for).
This is a lot running the corner store, and two low-lifes walk in suggesting I pay them insurance to avoid suffering accidental loss of merchandise such as what they are about to demonstrate until I accede to their request.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Not sure what type of browser or phone you use to watch TH-cam videos on but I use adblock for TH-cam on both my PC and my Android phone and never see ads, when one does show up I use the method I described above.
I don't get the big deal on wearing a mask. I love wearing my mask, I'm pretty sure I'll keep wearing it even when this pandemic is over.
@Jackson uh who gives what everyone else is doing? Lol
@@LuisPerez-vr4ks I myself don't have to worry about my lipstick. But that won't make me wear my mask indefinitely.
It felt like Jimmy was just telling jokes to the couple and talking to them as friends not as the audiences. I loved it. Today's show was really great
Are you actually saying that 'Marjorie Taylor Greene' actually has a brain, really?
Don't think ANYONE is willing to go That far!
6:40 “You can’t discriminate against people simply because they won’t wear a mask”
*Healthcare Workers:* Am I a joke to you?
It would be nice if Greene would actually learn the laws before running her mouth. That's too much to ask.
Greene should sign a contract stating she will not seek medical care for covid infection.
"Maybe she can put her brain in that shredder next"
Can't destroy what you don't have, Jimmy.
Love Jimmy’s humor, a little bit edgy, a whole lot of sarcasm...The correct amount of medicine for these times.
That's nice to know... How are you doing today?
6:33 I haven't seen such shabby blonde hair since Kellyanne Conway.
She needs Stefaniks new make up artist. Her look has changed hugely.
Or scary eye shadow…
Hay hair
Except for Kellyanne's vampire teeth. Didn't anyone else ever notice those? Kellyanne's most distinctive feature.
You had me at Maskhole.
Me tooooooo!!😂
I know- those people that shame people for not wearing a mask are real maskholes.
I read " mail slot Marge" and I am still laughing 😂😂😂
@@Teodede LOL at least your ignorant comment was good for a laugh
That guy Major Taylor Greene is one funny funny little dude with a HUUUUUGE head. 🤣
MTG's brain is already shredded.
They are a beautiful couple.
So are you.
MTG acts like a seven year old, grow up and do something that is productive with your existence, if that's possible.
Seems like most of these maga people have been stunted in emotional intelligence as well as intellectual. But greene is taking it to another level.
MTG is a moron but she’s basically a counter-reaction of AOC and the squad getting elected in 2018, like she’s legit a copy and paste AOC but instead of claiming low unemployment is a result of people having two jobs, she claims mask descrimination
Marjorie Taylor Greene has plenty of PPP Loan money for those fines 😂
Louis is a funny guy. That “morrissey’s bitchy nephew” line was delivered pitch perfect. I’d like to see him “Virtel-it-like-it-is” again!
Maybe Kimmel has found his Amber Ruffin.
I wonder how poorly we would've done in WWII if no one could "do their part".
You'd have banned comedy, sarcasm, jokes and speak German now. And I as a black German wouldn't be in a identity crisis coz I think that my sense of humour wouldn't put ppl beyond Germany to sleep. I guess?
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 damn that’s some head scratching German humour lol
Imagine how poorly the current population of America would do in WWII when so many Americans now identify more with with the values of that enemy.
Would they have protested gas masks??
In case you hadn’t noticed, millions of people refused to give up their freedom by wearing a mask for someone else’s benefit while millions also refuse to be vaccinated and lo, the number of daily cases has decreased. I guess we can all be thankful for those that chose to be test subjects and subordinates. All of you should go join the military because you’re halfway there. Might as well go see the world and get paid for your sacrifices.
Republicans: We support laws
MTG: *shreds mask warning*
And no investigation of the 6th of January.
I thought they supported law and order. And law is singular.
Not sure which law they consistently support though.
@@vanhughes I know. I though for sure Trump would be tossed out of office . Just wait until the Insurectionest get out of prison and head right to Trump .
I don't think she (could) read it and thought it was another Karen joke about her.
There is no actual enforceable laws telling us we have to wear masks!
“We are taking it slow”
Ya right, you increased the audience by 100%
Kudos to Lewis. Very smart monologue.
Yas we need more Virtel It Like It Is segments!
Chelsea is glowing right thru the mask,.Hola Chelsea n congratulations
I think every joke about this crazy woman needs to be accompanied with a reminder of the district/state (not American so not sure) that she represents.
It's not fair that the people who elected her aren't being held accountable.
Someone forgot all about Tila Tequila, apparently. Good for you, Jimmy. We all want to forget.
George Bernard Shaw said it best... "Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life"
"You can't discriminate against people for simply not wearing a mask."
Just for being anything but white, straight, or democrats, right, Marge?
No, you litterally CAN descriminate against someone who decides to not wear a mask. Its a CHOICE you make its not the color of your skin, dipsh!t!!!
I think you meant to say "Republicans", but ok :-)
Oh wow. I didn’t know Louis was on his staff. He’s so smart.
More Louis!
Do you know him?❤️❤️❤️👍
Good-looking, too.
How can people be mad about inclusive toys? Maybe the kids are straight, but the parents are LGBTQ+. It helps children build their own families. And if the kids are LGBTQ+ then they have something that makes them feel they belong
Let's just hope MTG pisses off the wrong person.
Hi, Jimmy👋🏼! Fine set tonight. Thanks 😊!
Ugh...Greene’s hair should be ordered to wear a mask. It’s just so awful.
....and that awfulness is thru and thru straight to the bone.
And did you see her "chin-up" video?!? Revolting!! Ugh!
@@teresathayn5170 she was so MANLY 😍
"We finally found the thing Republicans won't cover up, their faces."
Aint that the truth
When do you think youll ever stop wearing the mask?
@@parrisprice5892 the science. Follow the science. Now don't follow science, continue to wear masks even when the CDC says no mask. And make fun of people who listen to the science. Got it
No doubt your one of the non mask wearing,dump loving ,inject bleach type. The original post was a metaphor,describing how republkkkans in Congress bend over backwards to cover up ,dumps multiple crimes,and their own,and only wear a mask to hide their faces , because they don't want their identity revealed as they are criminally complicit. As usual,the hypocrisy is lost on those who are obviously not self aware
Unless they are bludgeoning cops, wiping their feces all over Capitol buildings and lynching our Political Leaders...
Can yall stop calling QAnon Congresswoman Karen "Marjorie Taylor Greene?" Her name is actually Margerine Tater Gremlin. She is what happens when you feed Gizmo after midnight.
Margarine “Tater Gin”!
@@JG-mp5nb that rolls off the tongue better than mine!!🤣
Actually Gremlins look much better than her on their worst days.
@@user-ms3jz7ub7n 🤣🤣🤣🤣you have a great point!
@@troyaturner1979 Stay safe! 😄
💖💖💓two and a half audience members!
And all of us online🌺
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
Forest’s mom
I will repeat myself...best and smartest monologue and best audience his staff thank you all
Nice show Jimmy!!!
Jimmy and Guillermo make my night!!! 💗💗💗
Awwww the couple in the studio, yessss Spanish teachers, Qué bueno!!!!! Qué lastima lol I’m dead
Guillermo calls me Pendejo, Good for you Guillermo!!!! 😆😆😆😆
MTG is like a caricature of what the left has always said the right is.... It's like the right (d)evolved to become what comedy always said it was.
Uh, no. Comedians comment on reality, they don't shape it. They've been talking about the crazy right for as long as the right has been crazy -- and it started getting really crazy c. 1995, with Gingrich et al., but frankly the far-right, which has always existed (but in smaller numbers) has always been crazy, full of hatred and pushing policies that destroy people and destroy democracy, (Barry Goldwater, the John Birchers ...)
She needs to be crowned Miss Neanderthal AmeriKKKa to preserve her culture and heritage.
I'm just being hyperbolic, my dude. I'm not saying comedy is to blame for conservatives. I'm just saying that comedy can't keep up with them. They're more crazy than people ever imagined they could be so now comedy is literally just playing clips of them being ignorant and insane.
Totally buying that LEGO set!!!
Nice monologue from Jimmy's staff, Lewis. Very well said. 👌🏾
Kudos for the rainbow Lego bit! Perfect timing
"Many Republicans in Congress don’t want to wear masks even though less than half of them are vaccinated."
The GOP stars in: Despicable Me
@John Doe - 👍🏼Very True‼️
Grift - Obstruct - Placate
All Republicans should be just like Herman Cain and not wear a mask
Can't fix stupid.
Apparently neither does Pelosi! You know since she was at an event this afternoon without a mask giving people hugs and shaking hands... Funny how you failed to mention that. Why is that?
I think they were chosen, as audience members, for Chelsea's laugh. So awesome
That's so nice to know... How are you doing?
We had a bisexual bachelorette long ago. Her name was Tila Tequila.
I had to scroll A LOT to find this post...
... plus, I don't think Jimmy really gets bi people and their history. It was kinda sad...
Louis!!! I recognize him from Keep It on Crooked Media! Love seeing him get a segment on the show here.
All that CrossFit had fried “clan-mom’s” brain.
Oh dear god, this woman has kids?? I feel so bad for her kids!!
Every time Jimmy mentions The Bachelor an angel gets its wings.
Oh, Jimmy, I love you so much! 😁 Every day you make my morning here in far away Germany start with laughter. 👍
Your show is awesome.
That's nice to know you from Germany... How are you doing today? And how is the weather over there?
Kraken of the Karens at it again
Louis Virtel is great!! Bring him back for more!! He's hilarious!!!
MTG just little Georgia high school cheerleader pulling the TRUMP TRAIN
Those Legos will be rediculously valuable in 30 years.
"Dont' take me...here, you can have Melania she doesn't like me anyway!"🤣
That Duplo joke was killer though!
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Love your show Jimmy.. btw.. if Chelsea takes a bio break, you have lost 2/3rd of your audience.. 😀
Oh the Tiffany joke had be laughing enough I woke up my kids.
Who would have guessed the real snowflakes were all GOP? Such special people!
Jimmy’s great videos make our evenings better. 👏🏽👏🏽
About that whole bisexual game show thing... Any one remember Tila Tequila’s show? ‘Merica
yup
And I'm an Aussie
Louis rocked it!!!
gayman bit was great :D
Marjorie green is the new official karen..
Q-aren...
THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
"And G.I. Joe...do we have anything in common..." the way he paused slightly before continuing had me laughing loudly.😁
Louis Virtel twice in one week!
"when he forgets about Tiffany?☠️💀☠️
That was brutal.
@@budgetbourgeois ONG🤣🤣
How are you doing today?
@@richardmichaels1090 good, how bout you Darling?
@@sarahadera8443 That's nice to know, Good morning from where I'm from dear..... I hope we can get to know each other