50 years from now, when Criterion releases all of Steven Seagal's movies in a collector's set, it will not be complete without RedEye's commentary track.
14:40 it's even better than you thought. It's not a different take, it's the same exact shot, mirrored. The black truck, guy in the hat, woman in white in the far background, all the same, but the "es" visible on the newspaper is backwards in the later shot. He couldn't be bothered to shoot another take of him walking down a sidewalk with a bag of groceries.
for real Larry! I couldn't believe how many times they looped him back. but be careful what you ask for lol. One too many beers one night and I just might do it
"...And Steven Seagal was sitting at the desk and he was crying and the guy said, ‘Steven, what’s wrong?’ And he looked up and he said, ‘I just read the best script I have ever read in my life.’ And the producer said, ‘Wow, that’s amazing. Who wrote it?’ And he said, ‘I did.’"
Has the usual audio issues but so much more fun than Kill Switch. Shot of Seagal with groceries is the same shot just flipped - the cars are driving on the wrong side of the road. Even more fun is the shot following it panning from his apartment to the beach - it’s the same shot used in the opening titles but printed in reverse - look closely and you can see a guy on a rooftop walking backwards!!
Hahah I wasn't sure if the beach shot was reversed or not. I had to check again because of your comment. but that is freaking hilarious. Thank you Michael Myers for yet again, adding amazing additional details I would have otherwise missed :)
I just realized that the thug on the right hand side of the screen at 10:39 is the lead goon of the Track Suit Mafia from the new Hawkeye series. He was also on the comic book based series Van Helsing too.
Big scary guy at 13:18 was one of the Blanchett's minions in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. He was on that rocket sled with Jones in the beginning and the one eaten alive and sucked into the ant hill.
Part of me really wants to believe that they told the actress that she was from Georgia (The country) and she went with the Southern belle accent by mistake.
my guy, i've gotta say, i've been watching your reviews for a couple months now and think you're absolutely one of the best on YT. i'd put you up there w/ Allison Pregler, Ralphthemoviemaker, Jon Tron, Jason Ellis (when he used to review films before they got taken down). thank you for the laughs and keep it up!!! since i'm writing, here are my suggestions for content for your channel-- Time Cop, Canon Films' Breakin 1 and 2, Coyote Moon (Van Damme), Point Break, Road House, Youngblood (Rob Lowe) and if you ever really want to get jiggy with it, Neal Breen.
Good ole’ Neil Breen!! And Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo are the greatest films of all time! Can we agree that “technically” Breakin is JCVD movie because he’s in it as an extra?
Aww thank you so much! This means the world to me friend :) I just love movies and am happy to find more and more people on TH-cam whos hare my passion and love film as much as I do! I would love to add all of these to the list I haven't seen Time Cop in SO long. but my god you have good taste haha, can't wait to look at these movies soon :)
Just started watching your videos about a month ago and this may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life. The names of the thugs had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂
Geez I’ve been trying to binge watch when I can I didn’t realize there were so many Steven Seagal movies which they should be listed under comedy. Really enjoy your work!
As a russian i got a kick out of Steven saying lines in russian in this movie. If you know russian it makes the movie so much better because hilariocity level is rising dramatically ) Other than that it's pretty boring action movie but probably one of best direct to video in Seagals career. Also attempt of Steven to speak russian is admirable although hilarious )
@@RedEyeReviews I would say decent but he didn't say any complicated words or sentences just curse words and general things like greetings and with the strong accent There was a funny scene in the beginnng when he mixed english with russian. It got me puzzled for while because i initially thought the whole phrase was in russian but it didn't make sense For the russian ear it sounded like "Here i'm the rain" (heavy rain to be precice) but it actually was Я здесь (I'm here) leaving )
@@obychnyichelovek6757 I figured most of his Russian would be fairly basic. But that is hilarious because I can totally see him calling himself The Rain
14:41 You are correct "It's the exact same shot from the beginning of the movie". It's not another "take", the editor has mirrored the scene because all the vehicles are now driving on the left hand side of the road, the same as we do here in New Zealand.
great stuff, love the channel. been going through the seagall trash. hope to someday see Van Damme, who is actually kinda likeable but also has a hilarious career
Love this channel and your humour dude, my mother idolises this man, she actually thinks he is a kung fu master and down to earth, and I'm "sure, down to earth, sure, he's not a creepy old man at all, that has been known to hit on a minor on under siege 2, kung fu master, sure, he does kinda look like kung fu panda."
There’s a novel by a Soviet dissident, called Faithful Ruslan about a guard dog at a GULAG camp who assumes that the place must be a sort of paradise. Apparently the name Ruslan has snob appeal because it’s the name of a character in a poem by Pushkin, but I kept thinking of Seagal as a dog…
I rather enjoy the faux Russian accordion music during the knife fight. Doesn't Steven know that a "widow's peak" naturally draws the eye to the part of his face that looks artificial? Steven has no real friends and that is kinda sad.
the to much tint on the windshield scene after the pawn shop is the same location they filmed the scene in rumble in the bronx were the dirt bike are driving over the cars , we did some of the street art for that scene
There are so many movies I watch that are guilty pleasures. My buddy and I argue about the 80s 'classic" Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze. He says it's a great flick and I disagree and think it's awful. I would love for you do to a review on that movie. Just a suggestion. Love your your channel
Is this one of his self-produced films? (Beavis and Butthead voice) "Heh heh, he has a spike in his cup, heh heh." I did like the female cop's "What the fuck is this?" when he tried to use her own badge. And she didn't become his new girlfriend or die at the end? They must've forgotten about her. 15:25 haha, you beat me to it - "Are you gonna kiss him or what?"
My shitty Russian accent is better than the one he keeps dropping all through this film. He starts sounding Mexican a few times, goes back to his normal voice and I swear I hear a bad French accent in there somewhere. This dude is gettin paid to look funny. But he's gettin paid.
Cheeki breeki i v damke! 1:24 I miss LAN parties. My friends and I use to do that on the regular from 1997 up until 2011 or so. Then we just couldn't find the time anymore. More's the pity. Mountain Dewm was our standard-issue (as per typical), but I'd occasionally drink Nos which is the best tasting energy drink. 3:54 Half Russian, half Irish. That's his actual heritage. Probably more complex than that, but those two are confirmed. 6:07 A ye olde third-pattern pre-1959 AK (aka "AK Type-3" or more commonly "AK-47" which isn't really its real designation). "That belongs in a museum!" 6:11 Not the best selling point. This guy isn't very good at the whole "Lord of War" thing. No showmanship. At any rate, any arsenal needs at least one shotgun. If it's good enough for Doomguy, Quakeguy (aka "Ranger"), and Gordon Freeman, it's good enough for Seagal. 8:51 They're wearing Adidas tracksuits like proper cheeki breeki gopnik bandits! 9:03 Poor technique. 9:05 Czech that muzzle, greenhorn! 12:12 He pulled those same shotgun-flippy shenanigans with R. Lee Ermey in 'On Deadly Ground'. 14:03 Hey! Is that the guy from 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'? 14:41 Not only that, but it's mirrored for no reason! The newspaper is a dead giveaway. Why do so many directors do this?! Sam Raimi is muh fave, but he has a severe tendency to overuse that "mirror image" or "flipped scene" editing technique. You know that infamous flipped scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash goes down in the cellar to find the Necronomicon pages and it looks like the chainsaw is on his left arm instead of his right? Well, it's not just that. The whole scene is flipped. You can tell because no one makes left-handed chainsaws, plus the shirt Bruce is wearing appears to fasten right over left. Men's shirts always fasten left over right. There might be a few exceptions, but they're the exception, not the rule. You can also tell by Bruce's eyebrows and also the arrangement of scars on his face (the L-shaped scar on the left side of his chin is real). Okay, now I'm going off on a tangent. Back on track here. I might be mistaken about the second one being the flipped one. I can't tell if that's an "e" or a "9." So maybe the first one is the flipped one. Note: Duh! Of course! I can just go by which side of the road the cars are driving on. So the second one is flipped. But wait. What country does this take place in? Or what country was it filmed in?
Script discussion: Seagal: She’s my ex-wife but she still wants to have sex with me again the second I see her. In fact she should say that in front of her husband but in Russian. Also I’m a former cop/black ops/CIA. Yeah, that’s perfect.
LOL, they found the stolen ring at the pawn shop? Dude, when I went to college, I had my bike stolen. It was a small town with 2 pawn shops, each at the other end of town. I went to each of them for a few weeks looking for my bike. Because I had built the bike with custom parts, it was easy to spot. I NEVER found the bike at the pawn shops, and NEVER saw anyone riding it around town (a very small town). In fact, never saw it again. BUT, Seagal just wanders into this pawn shop, and find this tiny ass ring???? OMG Seagal movies are terrible. Thank you for watching them for us, putting these reviews together, and making us laugh.
Not sure why they dubbed it so much. There are lines in the trailer which are clearly Seagal’s voice, but then in the film the very same lines sound dubbed. If you think the Driven to Kill tagline is off the mark, check out the back of the UK DVD for The Keeper - it’s an almost totally different synopsis to the movie!!
Hilarious review. My ...I mean, huh huh, his accent actually became kind of Mexican at some points. Stephen Seagal is the greatest actor of all time. Sincerely, Thomas Webb (NOT at all a fake name for Steven Seagal)
Subtitle guy probably was bored sometimes and left the movie thats why the subtitles are missing sometimes...Its like accent roulette in this movie with steven I think no Hospital shootout will ever be as good as the one in Hard Boiled...BTW have watched one of these HK Action Movies from the 80s with Chow Yun Fat?
The movie opens with Seagal buying groceries?🤣 Gonna watch it soon, high as a kite. By the way, watch how Seagal almost never is in the same scene as his fighting opponent. It's all doubles mostly. Same goes for a lot of the acting scenes in his latest movies (2001 - now). He also produces most of these himself, so I'm sure he is ok with delivering half baked products.
Oh it's very true. It's just filming of Seagal up close reacting to things, and then wide shot of the other guy fighting. Then close up Seagal again lol. But yeah he just wants to make a quick buck at this point in his career
@@RedEyeReviews at this point?🤣 He started in the late 80s. His movies got bad at the beginning of the 2000s. He only got like 10 good years. Which means the last 20 is a total joke. Even in the first 10 years, only the first few movies were good. When he started he was already in his 30's. More than 2/3 of his career has been phoning it in. But he's not the only "action star". Chuck Norris did it as well. Massive doubling. Overrated screen fighter.
@@Shaki123 that's true. I think Under Siege gave him alot of money and he was desperately trying to find that amount of money again, but just started turning out as movies as he could. He was making 2 to 3 movies a year for awhile. It's pretty crazy
@@Shaki123 Thank you! I'll always take more movie suggestions! You can suggest here, or join the Discord and there's a channel there to do that as well. :)
i just don't understand where in the world these movies sell. I mean no one makes movies to not sell them somewhere. maybe somewhere in the world, Segal movies do well. I would really like to know. really.
I think China, Korea and Russia have pockets of big Seagal fans. I've also heard a great rumor that he owes money to the Mob and makes these movies to pay them back. Which can't be true but I like to believe
another movie filmed in my hometown , the opening beach seens with the really long pier is White Rock B.C. Canada , hours drive from Vancouver along the USA Canada border , theres a long piece of land in 1 of the shots and theres a spot called 1001 steps , when i was teenager n stuff me and the crew would have a bonfire at the bottom of the steps , drink are asses off , race each other to the top of the steps drunk , then jump off the pier at 2 in the morning , during the winter the cold water would sober you up real quick
Am guessing this was an import of some kind as my DVD definitely says Driven to Kill in the titles. Would have been so hilarious if he’d chosen the wrong cup in the opening scene and impaled his hand.
BTW really enjoying these Seagal reviews, I've binge-watched a tonne of them this week. Just curious - are you going to cover the commercials that Seagal had done? Have you seen the one he did for Orange phone network?
Seagal clearly struggles his russian accent, why not actually dubbed his voice into Russian accent? like his movie Submerged were his voice is always different
15:00 Don't blame them for beeing effective and take it as a figure that everything is back to everyday life. It's a nice shot. The movie needs those. BUT; I'm shocked that it's not comming up, how nobody helps this poor, old, lost man. I mean he bought groceries and should be on his way home. So why does he need to walk in the oposite direction suddenly? Clearly he forgot his way home. At least, as the shot is mirrored, I guess it's something the editor wants to apoint to. A silent cry for help? "Here! look at him! He needs help, but I can't do it on my own!"
Holy shit did I just see not only that one Russian big dude from Crystal Skull that gets eaten by ants, but one of the leaders of the russian tracksuit mafia from Hawkeye?
I don't think the beginning and ending walking scenes were different take -- I think they just flipped the film horizontally. The same truck drives by in both of them.
Erm were do I start lol when I watch a seagal film now I just get lost of what is going on and I think seagal doesn't stay on set long so thy just put in these slow shots of him walking and replaying more hits and strikes on the bad guys ha . And seriously the hairdo looks like he can just take it off like a German helmet or lego hair and wake up next day comb it and put it back on . Love your work and karate corner funny keep em coming haha
Thank you friend! Oh for real people complain about him showing up late and leaving early. So maybe that walking shot was him arriving to set lol and they just said "Film jt! It's all we got!" The hair could very easily be painted on at this point lol
stunt man # 4 named Rob is a good friend of mine, Rob " Sluggo " Boyce pro skateboarder and snowboarder for world indrustries , he was the 1st skater to do a back flip on a skateboard , I happen to be there , it was done at griffin bowl and was 1 of the few pro skaters to pro for both skat'n and snowboarding ,, we all grew up skating together , our other good friend is Colin Mckay , pro skater and now co-owner of Plan B skateboards and DC shoes , I never went pro , but was sponsored am for awhile
You said LAN party......I can guess your the same age ranch as I. Kids these days don't know what LAN parties are. They never played DOOM Ultimate or Unreal Tournament "99 in a room full nerds that went to school for network engineering just to learn how to hard wire network 200 PC's together to play deathmatches against each other tournament style. These kids never had Gaming without STEAM.
Ooo LAN party's rocked. You had to haul your clunky massive computer all the way to some community College. It was dark, it smelled bad. But was a ton of fun.
While the plot is a spin off of *Taken* I really enjoy this film. I can rewatch it and not grow tired of it. I love how Seagal has to basically take his daughter's fiance and teach him how to defend honor. And Steven's Russian accent isn't half bad. Btw I took that receeding hairline joke personally because I wear my hair in the same style as Steven. A slicked back ponytail.
@@RedEyeReviews I have the same exact damn widow's peak Grand Master Seagal does. The only reason I accept it is because I do just as you said I slick it back & rock that look.
Seagal's accent is more like Tommy Wiseau than Russian. And as a healthcare worker, its ridiculous to see the oxygen tube placed wrongly on the daughter. Thats why it keeps flopping around.
Haha I am grateful to have a Healthcare workers perspective on this. I'm sure you lose your mind watching some of these Seagal movies that involve hospitals. I can't imagine there is much accuracy anywhere. Thanks for everything you do! Especially in recent times, Healthcare workers are worth their weight in gold.
Ahaha the gunrunner slapping the guns. Check out these bad boys, SLAP SLAP SLAP. AAand god that russian accent is awful! Also Jamaican seagal, that sure sounds like something he'd try to do.
50 years from now, when Criterion releases all of Steven Seagal's movies in a collector's set, it will not be complete without RedEye's commentary track.
I'd love if someone took the titles of all of Seagals films and used them in a sentence that describes him.
Thats one big collectors set
Space ice is also awesome. He does these.
It will be like that giant 50 pack of horror movies you get at Walmart for 5 bucks.
@@NoOneGetzOutAlive His narration skill is amazing.
14:40 it's even better than you thought. It's not a different take, it's the same exact shot, mirrored. The black truck, guy in the hat, woman in white in the far background, all the same, but the "es" visible on the newspaper is backwards in the later shot. He couldn't be bothered to shoot another take of him walking down a sidewalk with a bag of groceries.
You should make a 7 hour loop of that Segal walking thru the same hallway shot.
for real Larry! I couldn't believe how many times they looped him back. but be careful what you ask for lol. One too many beers one night and I just might do it
@@RedEyeReviews DEW IT
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@@RedEyeReviews doooo it.... Do it nawwwww. Hey redeye pls do more arnie videos.. terminator series, twins, kindy cop... It's all gold
@@johnynoway9127 I read your comment in Palpatine's voice
"...And Steven Seagal was sitting at the desk and he was crying and the guy said,
‘Steven, what’s wrong?’
And he looked up and he said, ‘I just read the best script I have ever read in my life.’
And the producer said, ‘Wow, that’s amazing. Who wrote it?’
And he said, ‘I did.’"
He SURE did.....I want to know what script that movie was for
@@RedEyeReviews
Probably “kill switch”
- Rob Schneider
14:13
Steven Seagull’s failed attempt at saying
сука блять
Has caused international tensions to skyrocket.
Has the usual audio issues but so much more fun than Kill Switch. Shot of Seagal with groceries is the same shot just flipped - the cars are driving on the wrong side of the road. Even more fun is the shot following it panning from his apartment to the beach - it’s the same shot used in the opening titles but printed in reverse - look closely and you can see a guy on a rooftop walking backwards!!
Hahah I wasn't sure if the beach shot was reversed or not. I had to check again because of your comment. but that is freaking hilarious.
Thank you Michael Myers for yet again, adding amazing additional details I would have otherwise missed :)
This movie is so rare and special because the "villains" did not kill. The protagonist, supposedly Seagal, does all the killings.
I just realized that the thug on the right hand side of the screen at 10:39 is the lead goon of the Track Suit Mafia from the new Hawkeye series. He was also on the comic book based series Van Helsing too.
2:08 bruh I cannot understand Seagal's Russian at all, he mumbles so much. While the ex-wife talks perfectly clearly lmao
Big scary guy at 13:18 was one of the Blanchett's minions in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. He was on that rocket sled with Jones in the beginning and the one eaten alive and sucked into the ant hill.
"I feel like we're playing Skyrim. We're playing Skyrim right now." Mad me laugh more than it probably should have.
Part of me really wants to believe that they told the actress that she was from Georgia (The country) and she went with the Southern belle accent by mistake.
my guy, i've gotta say, i've been watching your reviews for a couple months now and think you're absolutely one of the best on YT. i'd put you up there w/ Allison Pregler, Ralphthemoviemaker, Jon Tron, Jason Ellis (when he used to review films before they got taken down). thank you for the laughs and keep it up!!! since i'm writing, here are my suggestions for content for your channel-- Time Cop, Canon Films' Breakin 1 and 2, Coyote Moon (Van Damme), Point Break, Road House, Youngblood (Rob Lowe) and if you ever really want to get jiggy with it, Neal Breen.
Good ole’ Neil Breen!! And Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo are the greatest films of all time! Can we agree that “technically” Breakin is JCVD movie because he’s in it as an extra?
Aww thank you so much! This means the world to me friend :) I just love movies and am happy to find more and more people on TH-cam whos hare my passion and love film as much as I do!
I would love to add all of these to the list
I haven't seen Time Cop in SO long. but my god you have good taste haha, can't wait to look at these movies soon :)
@@losttribe3001 haha CORRECT i wasn't even thinking Breakin was JCVD's film debut in his black onesie. good call!
Yes me too hes the best reviewer of movies i see
That random picture of the LAN party hit me hard. And the fact they're drinking BAWLS energy drinks makes it even more relatable.
Lol I know right?
This is great stuff. Thanks buddy and keep killing it! We really appreciate your efforts
Love the great content, you deserve more recognition
Thank you so much! We are growing :) I'm just enjoying the ride.
Just started watching your videos about a month ago and this may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life. The names of the thugs had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂
Geez I’ve been trying to binge watch when I can I didn’t realize there were so many Steven Seagal movies which they should be listed under comedy. Really enjoy your work!
Thank you so much! And yea.....he has done A LOT of movies.
His movies aren't even low budget movies, they're high budget soap operas.
As a russian i got a kick out of Steven saying lines in russian in this movie. If you know russian it makes the movie so much better because hilariocity level is rising dramatically ) Other than that it's pretty boring action movie but probably one of best direct to video in Seagals career.
Also attempt of Steven to speak russian is admirable although hilarious )
Oh I have to know. Does his Russian sound decent? Or is it clear he doesn't fully understand what he is saying?
@@RedEyeReviews I would say decent but he didn't say any complicated words or sentences just curse words and general things like greetings and with the strong accent
There was a funny scene in the beginnng when he mixed english with russian. It got me puzzled for while because i initially thought the whole phrase was in russian but it didn't make sense
For the russian ear it sounded like "Here i'm the rain" (heavy rain to be precice) but it actually was Я здесь (I'm here) leaving )
@@obychnyichelovek6757 I figured most of his Russian would be fairly basic. But that is hilarious because I can totally see him calling himself The Rain
Dude keep doing these! This is gold
Thank you so much!
😂😂 " Inches away from death" . You have outdone yourself once again. Always a guaranteed laugh. Thank you
Thank you very much my friend!
14:41 You are correct "It's the exact same shot from the beginning of the movie". It's not another "take", the editor has mirrored the scene because all the vehicles are now driving on the left hand side of the road, the same as we do here in New Zealand.
Filmed mostly in Canada and those bit-part actors do have potentially Canadian names…
great stuff, love the channel. been going through the seagall trash. hope to someday see Van Damme, who is actually kinda likeable but also has a hilarious career
Thank you so much! I've done a few JCVD. But we will do so much more of him.
That opening scene had me laughing 😂 steven proving that any guy can get laid with little party tricks.
Basically. Or more like anyone can get laid if they wrote the script lol
The Russian guy is in Indiana Jones and the crystal skull pretty sure he gets killed by ants. Igor jijinki
Love this channel and your humour dude, my mother idolises this man, she actually thinks he is a kung fu master and down to earth, and I'm "sure, down to earth, sure, he's not a creepy old man at all, that has been known to hit on a minor on under siege 2, kung fu master, sure, he does kinda look like kung fu panda."
Thank you so much! I know many people that idolize him and it's like " have you ever Googled the man?"
When redeyereviews uploads, you could say...I'm driven to watch.
Haha this is Amazing!
@@RedEyeReviews ha ha, can't believe that there was a rare Steven Seagal 2nd take of the 1st shot. Rarer that a rare pokemon from back in the day!
After being called out for walking in a movie Segal has officially stopped it. No more walking. Just sitting in shots from this one on.
14:45 Steven did more than 1 take of a scene?!😱😱😱 Must've been a very important scene🤔
Nope! Mirrored scene. Your instincts were right.
There’s a novel by a Soviet dissident, called Faithful Ruslan about a guard dog at a GULAG camp who assumes that the place must be a sort of paradise. Apparently the name Ruslan has snob appeal because it’s the name of a character in a poem by Pushkin, but I kept thinking of Seagal as a dog…
Haha that's amazing. Also that book sounds interesting
You are the hardest working man on TH-cam \ so many videos
Aww thank you friend
Pistol whipped fight in a grave yard
Drivin to kill fight in a hospital
Kudos for seagal doing his own fight scenes
This makes me think of that 80's movie with Feldman and Haim......."Killing to Drive"
Driven to Kill, Killing to Drive, Drive Killing To?
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣My God this channel is pure gold!! Thanks man
So glad you like it my friend.
Your commentary on this one is amongst the best yet. 👍
Thank you so much
My god just imagine being beaten to death with a foam metal bar! Lol
Lol. Embarrassing
_DRIVEN TO EAT_ They took his Whopper Value Meal...he's going to, um, go get another one. And some churros.
Some burritos on the side.
I rather enjoy the faux Russian accordion music during the knife fight. Doesn't Steven know that a "widow's peak" naturally draws the eye to the part of his face that looks artificial? Steven has no real friends and that is kinda sad.
3:00 With Sensei Seagull having relations with way too young women, this is just the logical progression. Creepy, but logical.
Do you think Seagal is aware that he's in bad movies or does he read the scripts thinks "this is brilliant?"
He thinks he is the best actor in the world for sure.
the to much tint on the windshield scene after the pawn shop is the same location they filmed the scene in rumble in the bronx were the dirt bike are driving over the cars , we did some of the street art for that scene
There are so many movies I watch that are guilty pleasures. My buddy and I argue about the 80s 'classic" Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze. He says it's a great flick and I disagree and think it's awful. I would love for you do to a review on that movie. Just a suggestion. Love your your channel
Roadhouse! Added to the list for sure! Thank you so much.
At least one of the MST3K/RiffTrax guys has a fondness for Roadhouse.
Is this one of his self-produced films?
(Beavis and Butthead voice) "Heh heh, he has a spike in his cup, heh heh."
I did like the female cop's "What the fuck is this?" when he tried to use her own badge. And she didn't become his new girlfriend or die at the end? They must've forgotten about her.
15:25 haha, you beat me to it - "Are you gonna kiss him or what?"
Indeed he was a producer on this movie...How could you tell?
@@RedEyeReviews the strip club was a dead giveaway...
My shitty Russian accent is better than the one he keeps dropping all through this film. He starts sounding Mexican a few times, goes back to his normal voice and I swear I hear a bad French accent in there somewhere. This dude is gettin paid to look funny. But he's gettin paid.
Driven To Kill: a hit man who never learned to drive…
16:55 They HAD to jumpcut that much to remove the parts where he received oxygen to reanimate him from that strenuous "walking a straight line" XD
Cheeki breeki i v damke!
1:24 I miss LAN parties. My friends and I use to do that on the regular from 1997 up until 2011 or so. Then we just couldn't find the time anymore. More's the pity. Mountain Dewm was our standard-issue (as per typical), but I'd occasionally drink Nos which is the best tasting energy drink.
3:54 Half Russian, half Irish. That's his actual heritage. Probably more complex than that, but those two are confirmed.
6:07 A ye olde third-pattern pre-1959 AK (aka "AK Type-3" or more commonly "AK-47" which isn't really its real designation). "That belongs in a museum!"
6:11 Not the best selling point. This guy isn't very good at the whole "Lord of War" thing. No showmanship. At any rate, any arsenal needs at least one shotgun. If it's good enough for Doomguy, Quakeguy (aka "Ranger"), and Gordon Freeman, it's good enough for Seagal.
8:51 They're wearing Adidas tracksuits like proper cheeki breeki gopnik bandits!
9:03 Poor technique.
9:05 Czech that muzzle, greenhorn!
12:12 He pulled those same shotgun-flippy shenanigans with R. Lee Ermey in 'On Deadly Ground'.
14:03 Hey! Is that the guy from 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'?
14:41 Not only that, but it's mirrored for no reason! The newspaper is a dead giveaway. Why do so many directors do this?! Sam Raimi is muh fave, but he has a severe tendency to overuse that "mirror image" or "flipped scene" editing technique. You know that infamous flipped scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash goes down in the cellar to find the Necronomicon pages and it looks like the chainsaw is on his left arm instead of his right? Well, it's not just that. The whole scene is flipped. You can tell because no one makes left-handed chainsaws, plus the shirt Bruce is wearing appears to fasten right over left. Men's shirts always fasten left over right. There might be a few exceptions, but they're the exception, not the rule. You can also tell by Bruce's eyebrows and also the arrangement of scars on his face (the L-shaped scar on the left side of his chin is real). Okay, now I'm going off on a tangent. Back on track here. I might be mistaken about the second one being the flipped one. I can't tell if that's an "e" or a "9." So maybe the first one is the flipped one.
Note: Duh! Of course! I can just go by which side of the road the cars are driving on. So the second one is flipped. But wait. What country does this take place in? Or what country was it filmed in?
Script discussion:
Seagal: She’s my ex-wife but she still wants to have sex with me again the second I see her. In fact she should say that in front of her husband but in Russian. Also I’m a former cop/black ops/CIA. Yeah, that’s perfect.
Does anyone know what Seagals natural voice sounds like?
I look forward to these Steven Saegal videos way too much; but I'm not complaining haha!
Yay! I'm so glad you enjoy them!
LOL, they found the stolen ring at the pawn shop? Dude, when I went to college, I had my bike stolen. It was a small town with 2 pawn shops, each at the other end of town. I went to each of them for a few weeks looking for my bike. Because I had built the bike with custom parts, it was easy to spot. I NEVER found the bike at the pawn shops, and NEVER saw anyone riding it around town (a very small town). In fact, never saw it again. BUT, Seagal just wanders into this pawn shop, and find this tiny ass ring???? OMG Seagal movies are terrible.
Thank you for watching them for us, putting these reviews together, and making us laugh.
You obviously have no knowledge of Segals incredible detective skills.
Not sure why they dubbed it so much. There are lines in the trailer which are clearly Seagal’s voice, but then in the film the very same lines sound dubbed. If you think the Driven to Kill tagline is off the mark, check out the back of the UK DVD for The Keeper - it’s an almost totally different synopsis to the movie!!
Hahaha that is amazing.
Two spikes, one cup. Great movie.
@15:08 you gave it way too much credit calling it another shot; I’m pretty sure it’s a mirror of the first shot 😧
Lol I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt
Driven to Kill: I expected Seagal just shooting out the passenger side window, being chauffeured to each kill.
buckets of fist! driven to Kill is a masterpiece
This one wasn't actually that bad. Decent action for seagal
Especially seeing it's from the same director of 'Kill Switch'. Easily one of Seagal's worst films.
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I didn’t even know that was up for debate.
Kill switch is like…the worst movie in history ever
@@liampendergast8670 I am not sure how much you can blame individuals in a Seagal produced film, it is like being in a no win scenario
Hilarious review. My ...I mean, huh huh, his accent actually became kind of Mexican at some points. Stephen Seagal is the greatest actor of all time.
Sincerely, Thomas Webb (NOT at all a fake name for Steven Seagal)
What is his hair made of, exactly? I mean, that's not really hair, right?
Subtitle guy probably was bored sometimes and left the movie thats why the subtitles are missing sometimes...Its like accent roulette in this movie with steven
I think no Hospital shootout will ever be as good as the one in Hard Boiled...BTW have watched one of these HK Action Movies from the 80s with Chow Yun Fat?
I love HK action. But I haven't done any on the channel yet. I absolutely need to
The movie opens with Seagal buying groceries?🤣 Gonna watch it soon, high as a kite. By the way, watch how Seagal almost never is in the same scene as his fighting opponent. It's all doubles mostly. Same goes for a lot of the acting scenes in his latest movies (2001 - now). He also produces most of these himself, so I'm sure he is ok with delivering half baked products.
Oh it's very true. It's just filming of Seagal up close reacting to things, and then wide shot of the other guy fighting. Then close up Seagal again lol.
But yeah he just wants to make a quick buck at this point in his career
@@RedEyeReviews at this point?🤣 He started in the late 80s. His movies got bad at the beginning of the 2000s. He only got like 10 good years. Which means the last 20 is a total joke. Even in the first 10 years, only the first few movies were good. When he started he was already in his 30's. More than 2/3 of his career has been phoning it in. But he's not the only "action star". Chuck Norris did it as well. Massive doubling. Overrated screen fighter.
@@Shaki123 that's true. I think Under Siege gave him alot of money and he was desperately trying to find that amount of money again, but just started turning out as movies as he could. He was making 2 to 3 movies a year for awhile. It's pretty crazy
@@RedEyeReviews thanks for all the content. I watch all your stuff. If you need some suggestions, let me know.
@@Shaki123 Thank you! I'll always take more movie suggestions! You can suggest here, or join the Discord and there's a channel there to do that as well. :)
i just don't understand where in the world these movies sell. I mean no one makes movies to not sell them somewhere. maybe somewhere in the world, Segal movies do well. I would really like to know. really.
I think China, Korea and Russia have pockets of big Seagal fans. I've also heard a great rumor that he owes money to the Mob and makes these movies to pay them back. Which can't be true but I like to believe
This is my 3rd time going through the Segal films...im not ready to move onto the others yet. These are too funny 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
So glad you enjoy them :) they were a blast to make
FU*K YEAH these are pure comedy
Haha thank you Nico!
such great content!
The "daughter" actress was in Watchmen, both movies are from 2009.
another movie filmed in my hometown , the opening beach seens with the really long pier is White Rock B.C. Canada , hours drive from Vancouver along the USA Canada border , theres a long piece of land in 1 of the shots and theres a spot called 1001 steps , when i was teenager n stuff me and the crew would have a bonfire at the bottom of the steps , drink are asses off , race each other to the top of the steps drunk , then jump off the pier at 2 in the morning , during the winter the cold water would sober you up real quick
Am guessing this was an import of some kind as my DVD definitely says Driven to Kill in the titles. Would have been so hilarious if he’d chosen the wrong cup in the opening scene and impaled his hand.
Lol just obliterating his hand.
So many of Seagal's latter movies have scenes set in strip joints and each time they make them look the most depressing, hellish place on Earth.
BTW really enjoying these Seagal reviews, I've binge-watched a tonne of them this week. Just curious - are you going to cover the commercials that Seagal had done? Have you seen the one he did for Orange phone network?
Thank you! I totally should do a commercial break down video
Is Seagal wearing orthopedic shoes?
14:45 - That's not another take of the first shot. It's the same shot mirrored.
Seagal clearly struggles his russian accent, why not actually dubbed his voice into Russian accent? like his movie Submerged were his voice is always different
Right!? Just get a Russian guy to do it and a body double to stand there, and Seagal can go take a nap and let someone else do the film lol
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Don't blame them for beeing effective and take it as a figure that everything is back to everyday life. It's a nice shot. The movie needs those.
BUT; I'm shocked that it's not comming up, how nobody helps this poor, old, lost man. I mean he bought groceries and should be on his way home. So why does he need to walk in the oposite direction suddenly? Clearly he forgot his way home. At least, as the shot is mirrored, I guess it's something the editor wants to apoint to. A silent cry for help? "Here! look at him! He needs help, but I can't do it on my own!"
Holy shit did I just see not only that one Russian big dude from Crystal Skull that gets eaten by ants, but one of the leaders of the russian tracksuit mafia from Hawkeye?
I don't think the beginning and ending walking scenes were different take -- I think they just flipped the film horizontally. The same truck drives by in both of them.
5:38 Don’t diss my beloved Skyrim. Even it has better dialogue than Seagal’s movies. 😭😭
I honestly thought you put the polka accordion music in the first fight but nope!
Hahah no I did not. Some of these sound effects are too funny
Erm were do I start lol when I watch a seagal film now I just get lost of what is going on and I think seagal doesn't stay on set long so thy just put in these slow shots of him walking and replaying more hits and strikes on the bad guys ha . And seriously the hairdo looks like he can just take it off like a German helmet or lego hair and wake up next day comb it and put it back on . Love your work and karate corner funny keep em coming haha
Thank you friend! Oh for real people complain about him showing up late and leaving early. So maybe that walking shot was him arriving to set lol and they just said "Film jt! It's all we got!"
The hair could very easily be painted on at this point lol
stunt man # 4 named Rob is a good friend of mine, Rob " Sluggo " Boyce pro skateboarder and snowboarder for world indrustries , he was the 1st skater to do a back flip on a skateboard , I happen to be there , it was done at griffin bowl and was 1 of the few pro skaters to pro for both skat'n and snowboarding ,, we all grew up skating together , our other good friend is Colin Mckay , pro skater and now co-owner of Plan B skateboards and DC shoes , I never went pro , but was sponsored am for awhile
lol The arms dealer puts his hand on the AR and says "spray a schoolyard"
You said LAN party......I can guess your the same age ranch as I. Kids these days don't know what LAN parties are. They never played DOOM Ultimate or Unreal Tournament "99 in a room full nerds that went to school for network engineering just to learn how to hard wire network 200 PC's together to play deathmatches against each other tournament style. These kids never had Gaming without STEAM.
Ooo LAN party's rocked. You had to haul your clunky massive computer all the way to some community College. It was dark, it smelled bad. But was a ton of fun.
My Russian accent comes from watching Red Heat, Rocky IV, and Hunt for Red October in one night, so judge for yourself. ;)
While the plot is a spin off of *Taken* I really enjoy this film. I can rewatch it and not grow tired of it. I love how Seagal has to basically take his daughter's fiance and teach him how to defend honor. And Steven's Russian accent isn't half bad. Btw I took that receeding hairline joke personally because I wear my hair in the same style as Steven. A slicked back ponytail.
It's not super Taken, but I think the next movie will be for sure.
Hahah oh the receding hairline! Hey man just rock that shit, Seagal just owns it.
@@RedEyeReviews I have the same exact damn widow's peak Grand Master Seagal does. The only reason I accept it is because I do just as you said I slick it back & rock that look.
@@djcease1996 hey man it's a powerful look for sure. I would rock it too
Didn’t see much of Taken in it. But then Taken was basically a less funny Commando.
Steven's Russian accent isn't half bad, it's full bad
Hahaha. Segal’s Russian accent is making me laugh every time he speaks. What’s that game at 5:10 it looks like Skyrim.
15:50 Looks like a bad telltale game
Oh my god, the amount of silence in this film is hilarious.
Seagal's accent is more like Tommy Wiseau than Russian.
And as a healthcare worker, its ridiculous to see the oxygen tube placed wrongly on the daughter. Thats why it keeps flopping around.
Haha I am grateful to have a Healthcare workers perspective on this. I'm sure you lose your mind watching some of these Seagal movies that involve hospitals. I can't imagine there is much accuracy anywhere.
Thanks for everything you do! Especially in recent times, Healthcare workers are worth their weight in gold.
I thought the nurse being allowed to let a cat crawl all over her patient in Hard to Kill was accurate.
I can't take my eyes of that hairline
Old Sea-Gul now has his personal Tuba guy following him everywhere...............🤠
Seagull is the gift that keeps giving!
He really does Ben lol
I have a theory now that he takes all these edgy words like kill and death and pick some out of a hat and if he has a new combination he makes a movie
“Inches…from death!”He’s going to steal that idea from you
"out of death"
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2:13 Wait if they’re still into each other why did they divorce????
Ahaha the gunrunner slapping the guns. Check out these bad boys, SLAP SLAP SLAP. AAand god that russian accent is awful! Also Jamaican seagal, that sure sounds like something he'd try to do.
I think he tried some Jamaican back in Marked for Death...it was not great
Seagal, pretending to be russian, picks the fucking AR-15 instead of the AK-47. If the accent wasn't bad enough.
Red Eye Reacts was brilliant on this one!!!
Glad you liked it.
Can we talk abt the waitresses walk in the beginning of the movie. What direction did she get to produce all that hip action?