Conan Reunites With Jordan Schlansky | Team Coco

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  • Conan confronts Jordan about his new look.
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  • @slowmobius7114
    @slowmobius7114 ปีที่แล้ว +13388

    I'm seriously relieved to see that Jordan is still preparing his body in various ways.

    • @nangotoman9429
      @nangotoman9429 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      and it seems to work for him!

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      yeah he makes his mouth nice n purty for that tarantula lol

    • @thekornrole
      @thekornrole ปีที่แล้ว +79

      judging by the fact that only his face aged and his body is still pretty fit, I guess he is still strong in the body preparation game.

    • @jamesflynn4741
      @jamesflynn4741 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It’s among his various duties

    • @bendavis5526
      @bendavis5526 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😩🤣🤣

  • @deetjay
    @deetjay ปีที่แล้ว +9296

    “I am adequately progressing through this period of my life” is the perfect phrase to describe the last couple of years.

    • @Patrick-jj5nh
      @Patrick-jj5nh ปีที่แล้ว

      says the tarantula

    • @SALT--
      @SALT-- ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Your display picture is quite appropriate for this remote

    • @Chimera_166
      @Chimera_166 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The Covid virus fears Jordan

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It does seem like Jordan gained some personality in return for losing his physical form, though.

    • @gertneumann6531
      @gertneumann6531 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He‘s still got it.

  • @Dinjur
    @Dinjur ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    "I didn't let myself go, I just went"
    Once again Jordan with the awe inspiring quotes.

    • @Nick-ry4mk
      @Nick-ry4mk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Awe inspiring

  • @sammionne239
    @sammionne239 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    “I don’t have angular cheilitis.” As a doctor I must say that is comedic gold.

    • @scuffediceposeidon9178
      @scuffediceposeidon9178 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm an astronaut. But also a scientist or a pilot.

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@scuffediceposeidon9178 ya well it's not like it's rocket science...

    • @orange555
      @orange555 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girl doctors are not real doctors

    • @mattmays9063
      @mattmays9063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anouarkrassimovich7481 badum

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattmays9063 not like you are a brain surgeon

  • @MrThrib
    @MrThrib ปีที่แล้ว +6656

    "I did not let myself go, I just went" is one of the greatest lines ever.

    • @parisye1337
      @parisye1337 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I need to start saying this

    • @101design5
      @101design5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jesus loves you James, He sees you. 🙂

    • @kratosaurion002
      @kratosaurion002 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @69 design
      What a weitd thing to say man. Don't be weird.

    • @omg_stoppit
      @omg_stoppit ปีที่แล้ว

      When Conan starts going off about Jordan being tarantula raped in the mouth, you can see Jordan smirk a bit. God, I missed these two.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry ปีที่แล้ว +29

      the inevitable forward march of time

  • @miggycaro
    @miggycaro ปีที่แล้ว +6004

    A year after his show ended, and he’s still the funniest out of all the late night hosts

    • @geetallygee5089
      @geetallygee5089 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Always has been 😂

    • @johnwayne4911
      @johnwayne4911 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      late night died with conan's show. all that's left is propagandists.

    • @Federico_
      @Federico_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Conan’s the GOAT.

    • @TyMcLeod
      @TyMcLeod ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Authenticity and lack of political bias does wonders for an entertainer.

    • @OkarinHououinKyouma
      @OkarinHououinKyouma ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nowadays, late night tv is full of woke political pundits trying to be funny.

  • @MinorityMans
    @MinorityMans ปีที่แล้ว +569

    The Conan-Schlansky duo is the funniest thing comedy has ever produced.

  • @Samlol23_drrich
    @Samlol23_drrich ปีที่แล้ว +410

    People don’t give Jordan enough credit for being a perfect “straight man” to Conan’s comedic genius

  • @gzalensk
    @gzalensk ปีที่แล้ว +4315

    "I didn't let myself go, I just went."
    If that was improv, Jordan really is a genius.
    A terrifying genius.

    • @falcodarkzz
      @falcodarkzz ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Why do you think he's still getting paid

    • @boliusabol822
      @boliusabol822 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I would like to have heard him elaborate on what he meant unfortunately Conan interrupted. Something to do with graceful vs in denial.

    • @InternetOpinion
      @InternetOpinion ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that was a good quote and his explanation was good , jordan is amazing

    • @kimchichipo
      @kimchichipo ปีที่แล้ว +133

      ​@@boliusabol822 "Let myself go" implies a sort of inactivity/laziness that led to his state -- much in the same vein of someone gaining a lot of weight due to a lifestyle change. Jordan didn't let anything happen. He's still meticulous about his appearance, eats healthy, and is obviously still working out. However, one can only do so much against the inevitability of aging and decay. Time pulls all people forward -- despite their best efforts and whether they want to or not. Thus, he never "let" anything happen to look a little worse for the wear; he simply "went" because there's nothing you can do to stop entropy.

    • @boliusabol822
      @boliusabol822 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kimchichipo Good points.. I'm not sure one can say he is still working out. Though he did say that Conan had let himself go. I wouldn't say Conan is lazy but he is maybe in denial. You make a good point, a meticulously groomed beard with some grey in it isn't letting yourself go, it's just going. I'm not sure that conan let himself go though by your definition of it?

  • @HunterHonda
    @HunterHonda ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Glad to hear Jordan is "adequately progressing through this current period of his life"

    • @FidgetyGuy
      @FidgetyGuy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All those years, living off the largess of Conan's empire. And now, he's penniless without a job. Makes sense.

    • @NotSoOriginal06
      @NotSoOriginal06 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@FidgetyGuy Bro what?

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FidgetyGuy ummmm did you even watch the video?

    • @FidgetyGuy
      @FidgetyGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EikottXD There was a video? Where?

    • @JomarFelipe
      @JomarFelipe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish we could all say the same 😅

  • @denimchicken420
    @denimchicken420 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Watching Jordan try not to laugh is always the best part of their bits. I wouldn't be able to do it - Conan is too funny and charming.

  • @dtadeo2006
    @dtadeo2006 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    omg this turned out to be surprisingly super hilarious. Jordan has proved time and time again that he can stand toe to toe with Conan's antics.

  • @AllgoodthingsTv
    @AllgoodthingsTv ปีที่แล้ว +4919

    Jordon "I did not let myself go, I just *went* " 😂

    • @vladbcom
      @vladbcom ปีที่แล้ว +172

      To be precise he went in verious ways...

    • @13SLUGGS
      @13SLUGGS ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bring Conan back to tbs

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Empowering words.

    • @marvincool3744
      @marvincool3744 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Epic quote

    • @antoinesilva1527
      @antoinesilva1527 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now he looked like some French colonial governors…

  • @rocaez2143
    @rocaez2143 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    Jordan has huge fan base for doing various tasks

    • @vornamenachname9178
      @vornamenachname9178 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      he has multiple responsibilities too…

    • @drmaulana2600
      @drmaulana2600 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      also for preparing his bodies in various way

    • @vornamenachname9178
      @vornamenachname9178 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@drmaulana2600 that’s actually a private matter..

    • @delta61
      @delta61 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually, there are various fanbases.

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's the top authority on oats and whey experimentation.

  • @OfficialAbass
    @OfficialAbass ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I like how Conan hugs him despite their "argument". It really seems he misses Jordan.

  • @TraderJoeFitness
    @TraderJoeFitness ปีที่แล้ว +109

    For those that don’t know, (I didn’t know either until Conan’s recent podcasts.) Their relationship was already like this and the producers and Conan came up with the idea to just film them both. They are genuinely like this day in and day out. They both know they love eachother and we love them for allowing us to witness their beauty together. 😂😂

    • @TraderJoeFitness
      @TraderJoeFitness ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I forgot to add that I don’t have many idols in life but Conan will always be my idol for being a narcissist and unfiltered personality while making a living out of it. Long live my favorite American talk show host.

  • @sunshine6522
    @sunshine6522 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    I love how Conan mercilessly bashes Jordan's appearance- but then loses it completely when Jordan makes the slightest, gentlest remark about his own appearance 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Elyricist746
      @Elyricist746 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like the blank looks that Jordan gives Conan

    • @mikeledger2614
      @mikeledger2614 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Conan is getting that “grabby” old man syndrome

    • @aparna776
      @aparna776 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What are you talking about? He didn't even get to his receded greying hair line, wrinkles on the face etc. Man there was so much material there and Jordan looks like he aged really badly by a few decades.

    • @katon3645
      @katon3645 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mikeledger2614 Conan talks about how he has always roughhoused. Those 'angry grabs' are his way of covering his break when Jordan says something amazing.

    • @snackentity5709
      @snackentity5709 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's like the entirety of their dynamic together

  • @shai.loves.tacos.
    @shai.loves.tacos. ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    “you think my face got fat?”
    “there’s been a…widening.” 😭🤣
    they are so hilarious & I’ve really missed them together !!

    • @MrShs812
      @MrShs812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least it was better than 2002 Conan

    • @Space98000
      @Space98000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMFAO

  • @richardmonocchio2765
    @richardmonocchio2765 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love how you can see the slight crack of a smile in Jordan's face when he is about to break character. It happened when Conan said he was being tarantula raped. I give Jordan a lot of credit because I literally fell out of my chair laughing when he said that.

  • @vincesmith2081
    @vincesmith2081 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    “I didn’t let myself go, I just went”. Thank You Jordan for giving me my new motto for 2022😂

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! You will not abide in wickedness with the Holy Spirit leading you.
      God is three in one the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.

    • @jedsithor
      @jedsithor ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Call_Upon_YAH Wow that sounds great. It's a shame God doesn't exist.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jedsithor Everyone has freewill to accept or deny Jesus Christ's sacrifice.

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Call_Upon_YAH where did he touch you? (No, not Jesus. )

  • @ITSJFE
    @ITSJFE ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love the fact that the producers just bust out laughing! they couldn't help it after a while 😂😂😂

  • @ashish2537
    @ashish2537 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This duo is amazing. It totally seems like unscripted old-school bashing between fast friends. Love you Conan and Jordan.

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    “I know how to protect myself from the various threats that exist”
    Jordan, you are truly a gentleman, and a scholar.

    • @BrianNIL
      @BrianNIL ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, if he really cared about covid he wouldn't let Conan's disease ridden mouth that close.

    • @costanzafaust
      @costanzafaust ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish when Conan said he got covid, Jordan replied "Because you don't wash your disgusting hands and please don't touch me."

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Covid is ridiculous

    • @huntstyle
      @huntstyle ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He had already prepared his body in various ways

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! You will not abide in wickedness with the Holy Spirit leading you.
      God is three in one the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.

  • @FunGamerClips
    @FunGamerClips ปีที่แล้ว +5622

    Just can't get enough of Conan making jokes, him laughing at them himself and Jordan staring blankly at him back. AH I miss these moments so much. Thanks Conan for this reunion!!! :)

    • @madhuaditya2008
      @madhuaditya2008 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      lol hes trying so hard not to laugh

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Jordan is still the deeply emotional man who performs various tasks.

    • @Equus21
      @Equus21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My father has a similar sense of humor to Conan. XD

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Equus21 oh yeah is that right?? Please do tell us more...

    • @FattyFunkaPotamus
      @FattyFunkaPotamus ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@madhuaditya2008 I bet a lot of the cuts in this vid were Jordan cracking up. 😆so good to see these 2 together again

  • @elitediverco-rf9ns
    @elitediverco-rf9ns ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i love how really jordan loves conan and wants him to be great. what an amazing human

  • @elizabethcatt6507
    @elizabethcatt6507 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jordan: "When people decay physically" (gestures to Conan)

  • @penileshenanigans2613
    @penileshenanigans2613 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "I didn't LET myself go, I just WENT" Jordan being relatable.

    • @MonkeyChessify
      @MonkeyChessify ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he's so frustrated. he had painstaking grooming and eating habits for years and his body still gave up all the same. Jordan's on the edge

    • @LiliKoi503
      @LiliKoi503 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best line ⭐️ Jordan speaking truth 🔥

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao this is so me

  • @AlexanderRobinsonMovieReviews
    @AlexanderRobinsonMovieReviews ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    I lost it when Jordan basically referred to Conan as he said “when people decay physically” 🤣

    • @nirradical
      @nirradical ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god...same 😂

    • @timtriplett9019
      @timtriplett9019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who said that? I was too pissed Conan seemed like he was YELLING!!!! And Yes. you will Decay if you've been jabbed aka you will look Older by 20 years.

    • @credenzamostro
      @credenzamostro ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timtriplett9019 ok

  • @ghaith2229
    @ghaith2229 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Jordan and Conan should have their own talk show

    • @CinSicko1
      @CinSicko1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do

  • @yangmagic0703
    @yangmagic0703 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The tarantula joke is so great 🤣

  • @karatevaldi
    @karatevaldi ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    Another golden quote from our boy: "I know how to protect myself from the various threats that exist"

    • @RickJoystick
      @RickJoystick ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wonder if he sees Conan as one such threat

    • @abhishekrao1525
      @abhishekrao1525 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He conducts various tasks to protect from various threats.

    • @ishmael9356
      @ishmael9356 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He prepares his body in various ways.

  • @daneeliz8744
    @daneeliz8744 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    When he gestures to Conan while saying “when people decay physically” 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @JPdraws_
      @JPdraws_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      6:47

    • @artisttriesall
      @artisttriesall ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JPdraws_ thanks

    • @docchicken245
      @docchicken245 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's incredible watching them unleash over a year of pent up frustration on each other in one moment.

    • @user-gp4fm4id4o
      @user-gp4fm4id4o หลายเดือนก่อน

      i lost it tooo lol

  • @antg3550
    @antg3550 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "That virus wanted nothing to do with you" i was dying 😂

  • @sleepmagnolia
    @sleepmagnolia ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You’re on your way back, buddy boy.”

  • @vitormartins5742
    @vitormartins5742 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Jordan Schlansky is low-key one of the funniest characters on TV ever.

    • @user-zv7lm8uk7h
      @user-zv7lm8uk7h ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hes not a character

    • @MrOscar5690
      @MrOscar5690 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s being himself

    • @fraggan753
      @fraggan753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrOscar5690 no 😀hes in character

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him and Karl pilkington

  • @femboyskeleton9150
    @femboyskeleton9150 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    Its incredible that even without the audience laughter you can still occasionally hear stifled laughter from the crew, a testament to Conans genuine comedic skill

    • @overlandbobcat1712
      @overlandbobcat1712 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      They laugh more at Jordan's comments, and I'm sure this drives Conan crazy.

    • @femboyskeleton9150
      @femboyskeleton9150 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@overlandbobcat1712 he's absolutely*enraged* beneath his smile

    • @JulOyt
      @JulOyt ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that was 100% Jordan. Unintentionally hilarious. And educational.

    • @elvisjimpa100
      @elvisjimpa100 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Conan are fun sometimes but are mostly just mean and insecure when it comes to Jordan.the real genius is Jordan.he is a natural just by being himself.he did not even have to try hard to make conan insecure.I think it was fun as hell.

    • @spooky622
      @spooky622 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@overlandbobcat1712 Jordan can only be as funny as he his with Conan around. They complement each other so well it’s crazy.

  • @tke240
    @tke240 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh man I miss their banter. Their trip to Italy was amazing and I'd love to see that get made into a whole travel series.... and probably an episode of Dateline at the end.

  • @johnn5693
    @johnn5693 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jordan seems like a dude you should be honored to hang out with. The amount of wisdom inside this man’s head is astonishing.

  • @blackenstein4718
    @blackenstein4718 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Jordan is still getting paid even after the show has been over for a year is one of the most Jordan Schlansky thing

    • @asmrbuddha9033
      @asmrbuddha9033 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Can’t fire a guy when you don’t know what he does

    • @user-hk7hz9cn7v
      @user-hk7hz9cn7v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@asmrbuddha9033They probably heard the words “various tasks” and said “Riggggght rigggght” better not get rid of him 😆

  • @bbchocolate9347
    @bbchocolate9347 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    " I did not *let* myself go, I just *went* " is a powerful line

    • @carenburmeister5002
      @carenburmeister5002 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite line!

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the matter of fact of it. Like when someone is told "you look older" and they reply "I got older".

  • @iliafigueroa4820
    @iliafigueroa4820 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At exactly 7:20 jordan is holding on for dear life and trying not to burst out laughing and crying!
    😂😂😂🎉

  • @CommonG
    @CommonG ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I actually love this duo, been watching for years, their chemistry is unmatched

  • @vidya2144
    @vidya2144 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Man.. Even without the audience's laugh Conan and Jordan are so damn funny. Made me crack up so many times.

    • @braydynniewiadomski4006
      @braydynniewiadomski4006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ died on the cross for the sins of the world to save mankind from death and hell and offer instead the gift of forgiveness and eternal life.
      He was buried for three days and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures.
      Repent and believe on His name and you will be saved! God bless you and your family in Jesus mighty name!

    • @Irani033
      @Irani033 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@braydynniewiadomski4006 amen brother

  • @mrwhirly0358
    @mrwhirly0358 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “I’m not letting myself go, I just went.” I’m gonna have to remember that one lol Jordan can mince words like a pro

    • @Akeldama9
      @Akeldama9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's fluent in various languages, including bullshit 😆

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he is a pro

    • @coolmade2000
      @coolmade2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m gonna use this logic to explain myself later in life.

    • @briantep458
      @briantep458 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he went really fast, wonder what happened there. Conan sort of looks the same, even though he's pudgier, he seems more healthy

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "When people decay physically" (gestures to Conan)
    I'm crying that's so funny

  • @Andrewandres
    @Andrewandres ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I’ve never seen a video more heartwarming in my life than to see these two legends together

  • @karolykrausz5534
    @karolykrausz5534 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I fell from the chair laughing when Conan said: a tarantulla was .ucking your mouth 😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammadhammad1453
    @mohammadhammad1453 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    The best part is when Jordan has the slightest hint of a smile but he is holding in the laugh. Good to know there is a human inside that robot.

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      You misunderstood. It's a glitch within it's vile programming.

    • @bub7358
      @bub7358 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      its only attempting to imitate human emotion

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bub7358 yeah, it 😂

    • @johnwild8217
      @johnwild8217 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh its proven that Conan makes even robots laugh.. so this proves nothing

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have a timestamp?

  • @onceuponalllama
    @onceuponalllama ปีที่แล้ว +697

    I loved that Jordan know exactly what buttons to press to really make Conan spiral. So funny. More bits with Jordan please.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Why The Hell Was I In Star Trek 6? Or just, to make him stand up and unfold his body in a non-threatening manner

    • @Stefan-sc7xl
      @Stefan-sc7xl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys know this is called acting and not "pressing buttons", right?

    • @Alexander-qz6px
      @Alexander-qz6px ปีที่แล้ว

      You think it's not scripted?

    • @AbstractVideo1992
      @AbstractVideo1992 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:48 spiral

    • @stephaniezimbalist3757
      @stephaniezimbalist3757 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. So you’re calling Conan a liar. Or have you never seen him speak candidly about Jordan?

  • @brendanlittle2498
    @brendanlittle2498 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Soon with no lead” LMFAOOOOO

  • @MrDopest
    @MrDopest 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wish his show never ended 😢

  • @gagankarna9273
    @gagankarna9273 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    You know it's a good video when you hear the crew laughing in the background. Absolute gold.

    • @Bee-tj8gc
      @Bee-tj8gc ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All jokes asid. He needs to fix that beard.
      That shii looks crazy

    • @sylas9762
      @sylas9762 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Bee-tj8gc He needs a full body shaving. Like he can remember lots of electrical shaving device serial numbers and even bought some of those. Why didn't he execute that program to shave himself.

  • @klimmtjaques
    @klimmtjaques ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I died from laughter when he said he didn't let himself go, he just went. Jordan is amazing

    • @terrybache1114
      @terrybache1114 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@esdigital5259 Why did this comment make me laugh so hard

  • @bpmgaming3351
    @bpmgaming3351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can see at 7:17 that Jordan was doing his best not to break 😂. The lil mouth wiggles gave it away. I swear I watch all of these trying to catch him holding it together lol

  • @arohirsch2345
    @arohirsch2345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    More Jordan! Love this guy, how is he able to keep a straight face is amazing.

  • @FlubberGamer
    @FlubberGamer ปีที่แล้ว +309

    “I did not let myself go, I just went…” -Schlansky 2022

    • @musman9853
      @musman9853 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean the beard does look pretty good

    • @ARTPLAYSGAMES86
      @ARTPLAYSGAMES86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Name of his book 📚

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need to put that on his tombstone.

  • @AndyMutz
    @AndyMutz ปีที่แล้ว +498

    to me Jordan Schlansky was, and still is, one of the most fascinating "characters" in television history.

    • @PGA911
      @PGA911 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You might also like Karl Pilkington

    • @Miss_Matched
      @Miss_Matched ปีที่แล้ว +13

      7:19 He almost cracks up, but then they cut away from him.

    • @alexandrealmeida2966
      @alexandrealmeida2966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a "real" person

    • @vincentfrimpong4665
      @vincentfrimpong4665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is almost sheldon

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PGA911 Exactly. The two most entertaining people in the world that don't even try.

  • @friendlystonepeople
    @friendlystonepeople ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jordan had to try so hard to stifle his laughter. Love it.

  • @platetechfonics7006
    @platetechfonics7006 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This filled my heart in various ways.

  • @popFLYhigh
    @popFLYhigh ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I love how Conan’s display of fitness is hand movements and high knees

    • @ILoooooveCamels
      @ILoooooveCamels ปีที่แล้ว +8

      literally "I'm agile [wiggles fingers]"

    • @erichirsch9268
      @erichirsch9268 ปีที่แล้ว

      And hissing like a cat.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 ปีที่แล้ว

      And pushing his taint

  • @jaysim3253
    @jaysim3253 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    The crew laughing in the background at the pork chops bit was hilarious 😂

  • @michaglaeser8430
    @michaglaeser8430 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:44: "You're on your way back, *buddy boy*." A golden ending to a golden clip.

  • @TraderJoeFitness
    @TraderJoeFitness ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:07 you know it’s a great joke when the people on set can’t hold their laughter in. JORDAN THE LEGEND.

  • @dudeomfgstfux
    @dudeomfgstfux ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    I love that Jordan remembers a obscure child hood story just to call out Conan

    • @florianadolf2256
      @florianadolf2256 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Still, I sense this entire thing isn't about the pork chop, though, LOL😆

    • @ShyTentacle
      @ShyTentacle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mr. King What do you mean? He was the baddest mf in the hood growing up. We called him Big Shlan.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His improv has only gotten better! The character may be more natural because it started from his actual personality, but he's still really good and stays in every bit following every improv rule too, guy's top notch.

    • @MichaelsExplorations
      @MichaelsExplorations ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@MrKing-qv8rl
      He a good boy.

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Keep this up. Forget the budget. Make it on the cheap. We need more of this!

    • @MiceAl487
      @MiceAl487 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes. Yes yes yes yes please I'm begging

    • @demzionmain
      @demzionmain ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MiceAl487 *Beggin youuu*

  • @johnbaek6639
    @johnbaek6639 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Conan is still the comedy GOAT! Thank you for all the years you have brought joy and laughter in to our lives.

  • @jong3122
    @jong3122 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The dynamic between these two on camera has always been magic

  • @kathleenrasing6818
    @kathleenrasing6818 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Jordan had me at "adequately progressing"
    Conan had me at "It looks like a tarantula is f*cking your mouth"
    The boys are back! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @neonbowser
      @neonbowser ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see Jordan's stoicism slippin on that one, even he couldn't hold that back.

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    Even the crew is cracking up lol... need Jordan on the podcast to interact with Sona and Matt

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that would be 3 hours of podcast

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They would talk about various topics

    • @noncreator
      @noncreator ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@starxhilmie and the bad thing is?

    • @christophertownsend3820
      @christophertownsend3820 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fun Fact: Sona does not wish to spend time with Jordan.

    • @mealbaffler
      @mealbaffler ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wow spotted one of my favorite youtubers on a random Conan video, snesdrunk 10/10

  • @RenRenOwnzU
    @RenRenOwnzU ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I needed this so badly today. Thank you for this Conan and Jordan

  • @tylerwolff5104
    @tylerwolff5104 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Its none of your concern, mind your own business" Made me lol

  • @ayrton2432
    @ayrton2432 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Still funnier than the current lineup of night talk shows

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah better than Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy felon and Ellen

    • @iangordon895
      @iangordon895 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They’re not even talk shows they’re extensions of the corporate media just talking about Trump 24/7

    • @draymondscreen7313
      @draymondscreen7313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gutfeld show is really good and is top rated

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iangordon895 ok Ian

    • @DaddynHay
      @DaddynHay ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@treefiddytwoo No he's right. We have normal news channels dedicated to orange man bad. We don't need it injected it every little aspect of entertainment media across the board. For the love of god. I want to laugh again. I don't even follow politics but I have SO much information from it being forced down my throat everywhere I look. I can't escape lol

  • @DarthRevanDistantCousin
    @DarthRevanDistantCousin ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Jordan almost broke character a couple of times in this video which makes you believe that he genuinely missed being bullied by Conan

    • @claycrawford7
      @claycrawford7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The way he was completely quiet while Conan roasted him was hilarious

    • @adamparker5467
      @adamparker5467 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      7:17

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      God is three in one the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.

    • @JoelMatton
      @JoelMatton ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's not "breaking character", Jordan isn't a character. He just laughs and smiles sometimes because he's a human being and humans sometimes laugh and smile. Jordan is real.

  • @sgtigereye
    @sgtigereye 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love Conan, he will always be the best late night show host ever. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @shubhamtiwari-mh5zo
    @shubhamtiwari-mh5zo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am ready to pay to see them together weekly, daily, every second that's how much I love these guys..

  • @LFC1892KOP
    @LFC1892KOP ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “I know how to protect myself from various threats that exist”
    Except Conan. 🤣

    • @LFC1892KOP
      @LFC1892KOP ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankthefkintank Thanks captain obvious. 👍

  • @Janfon1
    @Janfon1 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    I love that these skits don't have audience laughter and it's just the quality of the comedy all on its own, it did get a chuckle out of me

    • @jordanberman8873
      @jordanberman8873 ปีที่แล้ว

      More of that comedy combat

    • @homersimpson5964
      @homersimpson5964 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can hear the crew laughing in the background sometimes.

    • @Drakith90
      @Drakith90 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Jordan standing there in the first minute was enough to make me chuckle. Just.. the way he stands it's so.. Jordan.

    • @basedraydn8868
      @basedraydn8868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skit? Do you think its scripted? I think they're improving

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@basedraydn8868 Improving? Yes. Improvising? Jordan is incredibly knowledgable if that is true

  • @leoyuanluo
    @leoyuanluo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the milk splash on Jordan's forehead killed me!

  • @expierreiment
    @expierreiment ปีที่แล้ว

    How can I have seen this only after a month??? These two are pure gold. I missed these.

  • @brettbarton1911
    @brettbarton1911 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    Jordan is a stand out representation of his species and has nearly entirely assimilated to earth culture.

  • @tokiyakillsinsight160
    @tokiyakillsinsight160 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    I love how Conan embraced TH-cam before any other Late Night talk show host, and he makes content exclusively for TH-cam. He really does know how to change with the times in order to stay relevant. When Covid hit, Conan was one of the few late night talk show hosts who carried over to TH-cam without issue.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I remember back in the day Conan mentioned how much he loved TH-cam waaayyyyyyy before he even had any videos on it.

    • @CommonG
      @CommonG ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is big facts, hes the goat

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait how long has he been uploading some videos exclusively to youtube? I was always under the impression that all the videos I saw from Team Coco were clips taken from the show. Trevor Noah adapted the best to the pandemic in 2020 and really did seem like he truly was a TH-camr instead of just the host of The daily Show

    • @Potaters12
      @Potaters12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conan has no idea how to change with the times it's his crew that does. Conan himself doesn't need to change with the times because he is timeless.

  • @tiscitatascit
    @tiscitatascit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Jordan's honesty and depth. The world needs more of these guys sharring.

  • @faranakjizan3835
    @faranakjizan3835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More videos together!! You guys are just a great duo lol

  • @mak2488
    @mak2488 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Jordan : “There’s been a…widening.” 😂 I needed to see them back together so bad. My happy place.

  • @DanTumaMedia
    @DanTumaMedia ปีที่แล้ว +436

    It genuinely appears that Jordan has STILL been preparing his body in various ways…
    After all these years… well done, Jordan. Well done.

  • @leonbrass
    @leonbrass ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Bring Conan back to the Jordan Schlansky show! 2019 4ever!

  • @Glumyy
    @Glumyy ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Petition for Jordan to be the guest/co-host on an entire episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend

  • @TRICK1042
    @TRICK1042 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Jordan’s little smirks and trying not to laugh are cracking me up! 🤣🤣

    • @Ennugia
      @Ennugia ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I bet he couldn't resist laughing and broke character every time they made a cut. :)

    • @nataliemadison1583
      @nataliemadison1583 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i want the outtakes!

    • @snosaerable
      @snosaerable ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but he does stay straight so good

  • @iwishyouhappinnes1125
    @iwishyouhappinnes1125 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how Jordan is all serious.

  • @k03dz0n3
    @k03dz0n3 ปีที่แล้ว

    sooo good, like always. need a travel show / vlog

  • @chitphuk2699
    @chitphuk2699 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "It looks like a tarantula is f**cking your mouth" had me crying. Jordan's real job is to give Conan material by just existing.

    • @StarWarsGamingCantina
      @StarWarsGamingCantina ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah lol and look at him try not to laugh right after conan says that 7:18

    • @monkeywithachainsaw
      @monkeywithachainsaw ปีที่แล้ว

      "...Okay."

    • @braydynniewiadomski4006
      @braydynniewiadomski4006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ died on the cross for the sins of the world to save mankind from death and hell and offer instead the gift of forgiveness and eternal life.
      He was buried for three days and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures.
      Repent and believe on His name and you will be saved! God bless you and your family!

  • @MrVisde
    @MrVisde ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “I’ve had COVID because I have an appealing personality” - Conan 🤣🤣

  • @jerome7351
    @jerome7351 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That ted Kennedy part was so dam funny 😂😂😂😂 it made me tear and my stomach hurt

  • @surfgator8294
    @surfgator8294 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how both Sona and Jordan respond to Conan with "OK"!!!

  • @hidden_sense9839
    @hidden_sense9839 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    To be perfectly honest, I was surprised, almost shocked, that Conan's efforts with spray and tape actually did make Jordan look a lot (!) like his former self.

    • @grimreaperhenrik
      @grimreaperhenrik ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it really was impressive in such haste

    • @andreasoberg2021
      @andreasoberg2021 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are right, it was incredibly close!

    • @ishan_singh
      @ishan_singh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was aslo adequately surprised in various ways

    • @jayj3000
      @jayj3000 ปีที่แล้ว

      you realize you also posted this exact comment under your real account, "Nawder", right?

    • @hidden_sense9839
      @hidden_sense9839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayj3000 Nawder is not my account, but after you mentioning it, I see that he copied my comment (as you can see, mine is older). Probably to advertize his channel, but I'm not gonna click his name to give him traffic. Strange to get that many likes, even stranger that I got copied... thx for pointing it out though...

  • @islandfox3983
    @islandfox3983 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    No matter what ... The Jordan Conan skits will always have a special place in our hearts. It was a different kind of comedy unlike anything on TV or youtube

    • @leadsin99er
      @leadsin99er ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Absolutely, and we also miss the live audience laughing at their skits.

    • @briantkiger
      @briantkiger ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's the ultimate personality clash. It's modern day Odd Couple.

    • @chrisgreenhough2792
      @chrisgreenhough2792 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was quite a similar dynamic to Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's stuff with Karl Pilkington. Worth checking out if you haven't already!

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki ปีที่แล้ว

      I do NOT like the Jordan bits AT ALL. I would be just as happy with Conan and ANYONE ELSE! Just be sure to include Conan - that is my only request. (NO need for Jordan)

    • @chrisgreenhough2792
      @chrisgreenhough2792 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@VideoNozoki Thank you, Mrs. O'Brien

  • @cindyho9675
    @cindyho9675 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this! All of these videos!

  • @just6981
    @just6981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed this!

  • @shoethief
    @shoethief ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "There's been a... widening" This man is truly hilarious!🤣😂🤣

  • @grahamvandyke
    @grahamvandyke ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    It's honestly strange not hearing the crowd laugh for 30 seconds or so, but then once you ease into the transition it just reminds me how Conan is hands down the best and funniest talk show host ever.

    • @pakyomadapaka
      @pakyomadapaka ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah. really weird just hearing myself laughing out loud without the audience.

    • @jaz525
      @jaz525 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like without (added) laugh Conan is an unnecessary loud old man who thinks he is funny, but only comes out as annoying clown. Makes me cringe. And I used to like his show in the '00s.

    • @ManFawkes
      @ManFawkes ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jaz525 that last sentence makes me think youre the loud old man

    • @YardenC
      @YardenC ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh... thought you were going the opposite direction with that..

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaz525 Lmao first time I saw a Conan hater. Legit just a hater too, not someone with any sort of proper criticism to make xD. What a moron.