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  • Jordan's getting married soon, so Conan decides to throw him a surprise stag party. Bring on the Jäger and strippers!
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  • @zipgow
    @zipgow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27807

    When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.

    • @aab695
      @aab695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

      +Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment

    • @unterbawr
      @unterbawr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      I thought he said "Hugh"

    • @natmaka
      @natmaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!

    • @Paul-di6md
      @Paul-di6md 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late

    • @pearl3042
      @pearl3042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

      theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips

  • @sleepyazathoth5238
    @sleepyazathoth5238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.

    • @roblena7977
      @roblena7977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.

    • @KidCooties
      @KidCooties 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..

    • @RobertJohnson-nz3xm
      @RobertJohnson-nz3xm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?

    • @MilkywaysMostWanted
      @MilkywaysMostWanted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.

  • @reubsdude
    @reubsdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!

    • @GLMusic12
      @GLMusic12 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.

    • @ted__ryan
      @ted__ryan ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.

    • @shahrozulhaq834
      @shahrozulhaq834 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only in Texas

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You lucky duck!

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @round105
      @round105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He visually looks so uncomfortable

    • @Skyruss24
      @Skyruss24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@round105 yeah duh thats the bit

    • @clorozweepvmundosalazar5153
      @clorozweepvmundosalazar5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks so physically and spiritually disturbed., I feel sorry for him lol

    • @docchicken245
      @docchicken245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So much violence there

    • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754
      @lordmfitzgerald3rd754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She can bounce on me.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15718

    Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

      I think he had a mini heart attack

    • @neubianx
      @neubianx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

      I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

      Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.

    • @burntzapato8446
      @burntzapato8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

      You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.

    • @williamc.6168
      @williamc.6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11649

    When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”

    • @alexpollock6932
      @alexpollock6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s

    • @troykruse5161
      @troykruse5161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites

    • @spyder2390
      @spyder2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ridiculed Victor what is this site

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      By who tho

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.

    • @user-ov8li2mq5b
      @user-ov8li2mq5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      poor him, I'd be so freakin' annoyed.

    • @owensmit3637
      @owensmit3637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You were kicked in the head by a male stripper once?

    • @bad_writer
      @bad_writer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Accidentally? 100% Conan paid him to

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same.

    • @user-hv9xc4wu6j
      @user-hv9xc4wu6j ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr?poor stripper

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.

    • @franz6859
      @franz6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yup and also makes human soil

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia

    • @vincentpross7497
      @vincentpross7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you mean he has been studying us in various ways

  • @sophearithsaing6941
    @sophearithsaing6941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3694

    i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.

    • @jsdeathmarch
      @jsdeathmarch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.

    • @user-wo8px8tz9n
      @user-wo8px8tz9n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      could be a vulkan!

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)

  • @westcoastfire2061
    @westcoastfire2061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you"
    4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face

    • @apollo180
      @apollo180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But did he humiliate him?

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol

    • @aziremperorofthesands6369
      @aziremperorofthesands6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.

  • @victorwilson1096
    @victorwilson1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4290

    Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.

    • @cesarsoria423
      @cesarsoria423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!

    • @gunha8288
      @gunha8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      or he actually said Hugh lol

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yu Wuhan

    • @kpham632
      @kpham632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His friend's name is Joe Goldberg

  • @dannayy8052
    @dannayy8052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.

    • @Commander_Cat
      @Commander_Cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.

    • @goodmorningfrommt
      @goodmorningfrommt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saw that.. bright red

    • @nimegajayarathna4142
      @nimegajayarathna4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.

    • @MultiRay7
      @MultiRay7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.

    • @pedrokozlakowski6440
      @pedrokozlakowski6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication

  • @jettycomlego
    @jettycomlego 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11379

    Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?

    • @erinbrady5420
      @erinbrady5420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Nope. 😆

    • @vkilamk
      @vkilamk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I thought I was the only one! Haha

    • @MicrosoftCPU3
      @MicrosoftCPU3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yes

    • @jackthompson864
      @jackthompson864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I do lol

    • @marycarla6245
      @marycarla6245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yes, he's actually interesting but it's his attitude that makes him funny. I like how he doesn't kow tow to Conan.

  • @MrC464646
    @MrC464646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    5:01
    "I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal."
    I love Jordan XD

    • @Radiowias
      @Radiowias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Translation: "I AM FLACCID."

    • @a.k.salazr
      @a.k.salazr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Now that’s a real man.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing

    • @wetogang1368
      @wetogang1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face."
    Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?"
    LMAO

    • @stephanwackman5816
      @stephanwackman5816 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and the DJ be like 'yeh that one was lit"

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.

    • @galept
      @galept 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      +galept it's just acting lol

    • @galept
      @galept 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.

    • @ciyean
      @ciyean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*

  • @grrgoyljones8793
    @grrgoyljones8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8642

    I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless

    • @9er817
      @9er817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV

    • @cheapkahlol1020
      @cheapkahlol1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomguy8228
      Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.

  • @tatikloe
    @tatikloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!

  • @ellagunawan
    @ellagunawan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6237

    I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP

    • @dogaro_vids8758
      @dogaro_vids8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Been there and enjoyed every moment of it

    • @vMufasa
      @vMufasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)

    • @robb8569
      @robb8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ill see you at the end brother

    • @sengriksangma7871
      @sengriksangma7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You still need help?

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5375

    Conan was more scared of his wife than the network

    • @hgff69
      @hgff69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Catholic

    • @gornes2403
      @gornes2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @hugostiglitz491
      @hugostiglitz491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @user-mj8gv8pl7v
      @user-mj8gv8pl7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orthodox

    • @CainP
      @CainP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.

  • @WitCola
    @WitCola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri

    • @azivt5115
      @azivt5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lollllzzz

    • @evilazulan
      @evilazulan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @aprilhollow5780
      @aprilhollow5780 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t be silly. Siri’s too human 😆

    • @WitCola
      @WitCola ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aprilhollow5780 yeah you’re right 😆😂

  • @laurenbarton2643
    @laurenbarton2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.

    • @marcusmoser6911
      @marcusmoser6911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am jeaous that you just got the experience for the first time.

    • @Kristoffelsson
      @Kristoffelsson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah same.

    • @spaghettioverlord3247
      @spaghettioverlord3247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to the club

    • @icydelon
      @icydelon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same watching them is now part of my daily routine

  • @billybobjohnadamjoe
    @billybobjohnadamjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4021

    It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.

    • @Sunny-rf9gc
      @Sunny-rf9gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That makes so much sense

    • @SundaySkye
      @SundaySkye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.

    • @jasonpetri8013
      @jasonpetri8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend

    • @c.7197
      @c.7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except squid ward is void of emotions

    • @nofal9628
      @nofal9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan more like Squidward

  • @issaphae9659
    @issaphae9659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan

    • @koreanese9602
      @koreanese9602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same

    • @apricity2994
      @apricity2994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same!

    • @7thecheryl
      @7thecheryl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!

    • @jacktree5101
      @jacktree5101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go

  • @michaelg362
    @michaelg362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary

  • @prankedxd3937
    @prankedxd3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like shocked

    • @monicagrorud2225
      @monicagrorud2225 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who isn’t impressed?

  • @jg5488
    @jg5488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "

    • @Daolmec
      @Daolmec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      word!!!
      including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"

    • @coreywilliams1740
      @coreywilliams1740 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      J G i

    • @tjhall9377
      @tjhall9377 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jordan’s expression at 4:53 is like “Conan was not expecting that and now I’m here…”

  • @sumrandumguy7177
    @sumrandumguy7177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    Conan > every other host

    • @virtruyamean8920
      @virtruyamean8920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lorenzo RR too bad craig never been funny

    • @puregaminggod
      @puregaminggod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ellens better but hes okay

    • @sumrandumguy7177
      @sumrandumguy7177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pure Gamer God get out

    • @xXxTr0nxXx
      @xXxTr0nxXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Pure Gamer God Ellen isn't funny at all.

    • @kaymuldoon3575
      @kaymuldoon3575 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lorenzo RR agreed.

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.

    • @oldnite3414
      @oldnite3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WestOfEarth Just say photographic

  • @malloryb8821
    @malloryb8821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like these crying cat memes

    • @DLSacks
      @DLSacks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.

  • @christoman3430
    @christoman3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    “Did you look that up?”
    Jordan: “I know these things.”

    • @aszter2806
      @aszter2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does

    • @kawingchuirua
      @kawingchuirua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loved it!

    • @lmpeters1552
      @lmpeters1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That information was installed on his last update

    • @Freelancer52
      @Freelancer52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain

  • @mako4874
    @mako4874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3417

    I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor

    • @leiligutierrez626
      @leiligutierrez626 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      qui ero de visente fernandes

    • @leiligutierrez626
      @leiligutierrez626 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      qui ero de visente fernandes

    • @leiligutierrez626
      @leiligutierrez626 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      qui ero de visente fernandes

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Loop Set he's a producer on the show

    • @Decatron2
      @Decatron2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Abe Grimm Really? What does he do as a producer?

  • @Oldmanhenderson12
    @Oldmanhenderson12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off

  • @kian8550
    @kian8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.

    • @NikorasuChan
      @NikorasuChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL

    • @ClaimClam
      @ClaimClam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.

    • @elvisjimpa100
      @elvisjimpa100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.

    • @the_question
      @the_question 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.

    • @sleddogrunner
      @sleddogrunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that explains everything

    • @onemanshow4116
      @onemanshow4116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??

    • @moppetmaker
      @moppetmaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??

    • @Juppah4u
      @Juppah4u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.

    • @joshryan1973
      @joshryan1973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheTuubster *It's amazing, guys!!!! Get an Apple iPhone 6 PLUS for free right now* plus.google.com/u/0/communities/109348931073204003570

  • @klash85
    @klash85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Conan:🤪😂
    Friend:😁
    DJ:😎🎧
    Jordan:😐

  • @Knight14649
    @Knight14649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom..
    He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry..
    I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying..
    They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny.
    There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….

    • @kit2770
      @kit2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Whether they're aware of it or not..."
      Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8777

    FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      ***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress

    • @JH-nr9pw
      @JH-nr9pw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** is he a real dude lol

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.

    • @tubehax
      @tubehax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.

  • @madarashi7097
    @madarashi7097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother

    • @styson670
      @styson670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They would correct each other to death

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion.
      While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe.
      By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent.
      This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero.
      The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death.
      This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?

    • @WrigleyAndAiden
      @WrigleyAndAiden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that would only lead to more war though

  • @frankieseymour3324
    @frankieseymour3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC

  • @toby0617
    @toby0617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:32 seems like our best friend Nick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..

  • @konahjalter5941
    @konahjalter5941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3232

    There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky

    • @rohanmehta8148
      @rohanmehta8148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a character

    • @ChairmanMeow1
      @ChairmanMeow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rohanmehta8148 Its not. Hes really this weird.

    • @SOlsen-ly8jt
      @SOlsen-ly8jt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @chairman meow it’s actually a character

    • @jeromejoz5935
      @jeromejoz5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is topnotch commentry right here 🤣🤣

    • @mrmystery9496
      @mrmystery9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      steve crawford damn dude

  • @hannahmuncie6599
    @hannahmuncie6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    That was so cute when he said you were his friend

    • @kramermack
      @kramermack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was so cute when you commented here

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Limpuls
      That not a little girl..
      If so, she shouldn't be here..
      This is for the work man..

    • @Limpuls
      @Limpuls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣

    • @collinbrill1540
      @collinbrill1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley

  • @adrianmedina5188
    @adrianmedina5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.

    • @UfrankTube
      @UfrankTube 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.

  • @Theforeveraloneguy
    @Theforeveraloneguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.

    • @tawandamaddox5756
      @tawandamaddox5756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says

    • @Distroshawn
      @Distroshawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp หลายเดือนก่อน

      He knows these things

  • @conorwallace776
    @conorwallace776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend

    • @yourunclejohn984
      @yourunclejohn984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No

    • @GoldenO
      @GoldenO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yes 😭

    • @ronitbal7924
      @ronitbal7924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yaa😥😥😭

    • @zilontay4022
      @zilontay4022 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah me too

    • @architecturedraft5559
      @architecturedraft5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      not really if he wanted friends he would have some. not everyone cares to have friends

  • @dc1397
    @dc1397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.

  • @jsharps1000
    @jsharps1000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.

  • @bma8488
    @bma8488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...

    • @uzzieb9984
      @uzzieb9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.

    • @manah2882
      @manah2882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daddy issues coming out

    • @doggomcd
      @doggomcd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.

    • @irradiatedice98
      @irradiatedice98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends

  • @TheWonderfulBlake
    @TheWonderfulBlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    "The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.

    • @shreyasshankar4109
      @shreyasshankar4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.

    • @nadifenggar943
      @nadifenggar943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.

  • @Keeejtch
    @Keeejtch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.

  • @petarjangelovski5320
    @petarjangelovski5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4481

    Jordan "Boner" Schlansky

    • @leeroyjenkins1649
      @leeroyjenkins1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Petar Jangelovski
      *“GET IT HARD BUDDY“!*

    • @aen2767
      @aen2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samyuktha.
      @samyuktha. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Jordan Schlongsky

    • @esmestiel
      @esmestiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@samyuktha. this deserves more attention

    • @samyuktha.
      @samyuktha. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@esmestiel someone else commented it on some other Jordan video but I thought this was relevant here hehe

  • @Shaunsters1975
    @Shaunsters1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.

    • @sauliusltcool6902
      @sauliusltcool6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Whats wrong with that?

    • @jokhi6959
      @jokhi6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Victoria ...

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you like it?

    • @69nadyacole69
      @69nadyacole69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So if a black guy abused a white man it is okay

    • @venusfoo9667
      @venusfoo9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Putang Ina wtf are these comments

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol

  • @nicopootato2330
    @nicopootato2330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts
    “You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”

  • @shehbleh8931
    @shehbleh8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far

  • @themeatballmann
    @themeatballmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    *Sparkling water with a high mineral content*

    • @themeatballmann
      @themeatballmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Sandor Clegane Possibly.

    • @thomasthemenace
      @thomasthemenace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.

    • @capslockabc3872
      @capslockabc3872 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Voss water*

    • @gregghorner9107
      @gregghorner9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!

    • @polarbearal
      @polarbearal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)

  • @Shinku101
    @Shinku101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flux.9638
    @flux.9638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.

    • @mtgreveal1864
      @mtgreveal1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg so true

    • @cl-kb7xy
      @cl-kb7xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.

    • @Anne-kj2wo
      @Anne-kj2wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys

    • @Mihayan1
      @Mihayan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim

    • @wolffrenzy2778
      @wolffrenzy2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMFG YES 😂😂😂

  • @xdonvito
    @xdonvito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4687

    Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      xdonvito exactly

    • @randyhiga6
      @randyhiga6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Totally agree

    • @gerromecampbell9223
      @gerromecampbell9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart

    • @swa406
      @swa406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @fullcontrol4179
      @fullcontrol4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.

  • @karlalden2076
    @karlalden2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan

  • @adibahmed10
    @adibahmed10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!"
    Introvert: "That's annoying."

  • @TonyTones123
    @TonyTones123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol

    • @criptik5208
      @criptik5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is soy boyish

    • @user-nn8no8pw1o
      @user-nn8no8pw1o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@criptik5208 huh

    • @sillypotato53
      @sillypotato53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@criptik5208 stfu incel, he's a married man and knows how to respect his wife

  • @FrozenEspada4
    @FrozenEspada4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears.
    Psychic?

    • @DarthVader-ek7nj
      @DarthVader-ek7nj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.

    • @JohnCrichton
      @JohnCrichton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".

    • @FrozenEspada4
      @FrozenEspada4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...

    • @Shinywhite
      @Shinywhite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, your fake italian sense was tingling

    • @RileyPoll
      @RileyPoll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT

  • @rutvikpatil94
    @rutvikpatil94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .

  • @menkae6708
    @menkae6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"

    • @CharlieAUS
      @CharlieAUS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      bakerXderek BONER!

    • @MrVideosimake
      @MrVideosimake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      CHEEAA!!

    • @cindyknows9220
      @cindyknows9220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.

    • @BEATTHOSE00
      @BEATTHOSE00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bakerXderek lmfao

    • @IchaoticsI
      @IchaoticsI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard

  • @cyberhermit1222
    @cyberhermit1222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.

    • @ferchango6359
      @ferchango6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Train your mind and make it impenetrable

    • @mclera8566
      @mclera8566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.

    • @michelegressel4195
      @michelegressel4195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.

    • @johiarratabigne4974
      @johiarratabigne4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah wtff

    • @Danovio
      @Danovio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"

  • @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311
    @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When the class clown play with the quiet kid

  • @tjwash5118
    @tjwash5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.

  • @patrickjones58
    @patrickjones58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Conan wasnt ready for the next level

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂

    • @forlornpreponderance2299
      @forlornpreponderance2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.

  • @tjperette5304
    @tjperette5304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    "I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store."
    I kinda love that answer. Very honest.

  • @salpuma9145
    @salpuma9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king

  • @Zanagash
    @Zanagash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When the stripper takes off her bra, Conan’s reaction is priceless 😂 He is like “Oh no, my wife is going to kill me if I even take a little glance… MUST.NOT.WATCH” 😂

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I don't know if that was a scripted joke, but, when Jordan said "You" and Conan laughed; I died a little inside. That was so sad. I expected Conan to hug him.

    • @evango.8874
      @evango.8874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought he said Beu

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      R3fug33 I felt sad about it too.
      But yeah, no, they're friends. :) The way Conan treats him is just a bit.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alec I assumed so. I feel bad for Jordan sometimes, but then I remember it's all a bit. If it weren't he would have been fired long ago.
      I'm glad they're friends.

    • @josuesays
      @josuesays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R3fug33 He said Beu, he laughed because it's not a common name and sounds made up lol

    • @D4rkR4ge
      @D4rkR4ge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joshua Zapata No he laughed and shook his head because Jordan said "you".

  • @bnuratmaja
    @bnuratmaja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    The dude from Screen Junkies!!

    • @Ayvee1138
      @Ayvee1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Because why not? Everyone loves Nick Mundy

    • @TheRidRichard
      @TheRidRichard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ain't no thing like Schlansky except Schlansky

    • @samuelz7344
      @samuelz7344 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fancy Hat true true

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bayu Nuratmaja He's actually been apart of a bunch of skits for Conan

    • @ender003
      @ender003 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Honey Badger I've literally been apart of every single skit Conan has ever done.

  • @craigcode7103
    @craigcode7103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Even Nick,the beer helmet guy was a little shook when the rockets came out!

  • @pertti.k2937
    @pertti.k2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!

  • @nicoletarentaal8178
    @nicoletarentaal8178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Conan looks like Meryl Streep.

    • @unitedjt345
      @unitedjt345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROFL

    • @azaleamiller2014
      @azaleamiller2014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nicole Tarentaal also catylin jenner

    • @JR-dv7wb
      @JR-dv7wb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Friday_Trouble
    @Friday_Trouble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3805

    *Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*

    • @tylito4764
      @tylito4764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.

    • @notlondondavis2338
      @notlondondavis2338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is... You really think all this is real?

    • @MsMysticworld
      @MsMysticworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/Z4mjn7pu3vY/w-d-xo.html

  • @matthewwelch9737
    @matthewwelch9737 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.

  • @tapooz2243
    @tapooz2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you”
    5:18

  • @henrytm188
    @henrytm188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5091

    *I think abigail is an attractive woman, however i don't think this situation is condusive to sexual arousing* 😂

    • @morlock1267
      @morlock1267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      *conducive

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Jordan is sooo my kind of guy!

    • @Noneblue39
      @Noneblue39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ikr savage

    • @annoyingenius7781
      @annoyingenius7781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Archangel Michael her complete name, please?

    • @toxicalien35
      @toxicalien35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      For science purposes 👀☝

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    *Jordan's Wife* : "How was work today?"
    *Jordan* : " -_-|| ... I had a surprise bachelor party in my office. It consisted of a "long time friend", a bootleg DJ, a female stripper, a male stripper and my boss dancing on my desk while spilling liquor on important papers."
    *Jordan's Wife* : " ⊙_⊙ "
    *Jordan* : "Basically it was another typical day at work."

    • @red1387
      @red1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAMN! I would love to see that all play out. EPIC!

    • @YourAverageBunny
      @YourAverageBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that supposed to be hestia?

  • @BunionOverchuff
    @BunionOverchuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As an Englishman I sometimes find American humour a bit hard to find funny but my god are these two hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-bn7rc9uv1m
      @user-bn7rc9uv1m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conan is definitely more on the English humour side, the ridiculous and bizarre side

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause hes Irish lmao

    • @MrRwk314
      @MrRwk314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dont understand the need for this same comment by foreigners watching something American and liking it. Sounds condescending.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an Englishman, does humour even exist?

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ponce.

  • @yogeshmehara8135
    @yogeshmehara8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanx to you both I'm having fun watching all of you'er video in quarantine. LMAO

  • @Baxxter101
    @Baxxter101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    love Conan's micro expression of pure joy when the guy improvs the nickname 'Boner' at 3:32!

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I always loved that moment so much :D

    • @cmeflywva
      @cmeflywva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite!

    • @amrmalik642
      @amrmalik642 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Get it harddddddd buddyyyyyyy!!!" 🤣

  • @natedibbs4476
    @natedibbs4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Even Conan was surprised lol

    • @user-pv5ms2gr8h
      @user-pv5ms2gr8h 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @hashslanger7524
      @hashslanger7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.

    • @sleep2890
      @sleep2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes

    • @user-tz8ze3tp7m
      @user-tz8ze3tp7m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people

  • @tomspaul1831
    @tomspaul1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I personally feel jordan to be a very sweet and introvert person ... Like when he said "you" it really made my heart melt .... It was very sweet ... And have a happy married life jordan

  • @writersblock9640
    @writersblock9640 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OH MY GOD the dancers😂😂😂😂there has never been a less excited person to get a surprise party

  • @gracjanrotke
    @gracjanrotke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "A man just put his testicles in my face" Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LOL

  • @samkupper
    @samkupper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"

    • @Youoverthere.
      @Youoverthere. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sam kupper lmao!

    • @z9ler745
      @z9ler745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WTF

    • @deadrabbit666666
      @deadrabbit666666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sam kupper great catch!

    • @mishikagupta3834
      @mishikagupta3834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wtf how did you see it?!

    • @Elldorado12
      @Elldorado12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Conan called him that in one video, and they added it to his plaque

  • @claytonhawk8512
    @claytonhawk8512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how conan dances lmao it's just so perfect for him

  • @rm3869
    @rm3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hands down the best video of the two