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  • Conan asks Jordan Schlansky how he rose from "Late Night" intern to "Associate Producer." Plus, Conan blames his longtime producer, Frank Smiley, for empowering Jordan.
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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  ปีที่แล้ว +393

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    • @unknownuser0006
      @unknownuser0006 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It seems to me that it's US only. Conan is a worldwide phenom, we demand more across the globe :D

    • @MaxFleye
      @MaxFleye ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Channel 106? Well, I guess I'll listen anyway.

    • @user-lt2fi9xg5n
      @user-lt2fi9xg5n ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is there a way to watch full podcasts or is it listen only and clips from TH-cam?

    • @chrisleon27
      @chrisleon27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I listen to ur radio from China

    • @adelwijnt249
      @adelwijnt249 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hi Team Coco,
      I can't listen to siriusxm in Europe, please can you post the rest of the talk with Jordan on TH-cam or your podcast channel. Conan and Jordan are pure gold!

  • @uplayedurself
    @uplayedurself ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    Jordan answering this like he's testifying in front of Congress is 10 out of 10.

    • @yohibadash6907
      @yohibadash6907 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I will never have enough of this

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 ปีที่แล้ว +8380

    Jordan Schlansky: The most infamous associate producer in showbiz history with various duties, numerous titles and a multitude of responsibilities!!

    • @lenusniq_9746
      @lenusniq_9746 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      And to add, he is also a deeply emotional man.

    • @vanivari359
      @vanivari359 ปีที่แล้ว

      also a fake Italian.

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I would like to finally know how he prepares his body in various ways.

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And finally; absolutely _no bodyhair_

    • @unwishfulthink
      @unwishfulthink ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's probably best to explain Jordan's job by an actual example. Robert Smigel has a very good detailed account of what Jordan had to do to make the very first Triumph Insult Comic Dog clip happen in the Westminster dog show. It involve a lot of background logistic work, including sneaking the camera crew and equipment past the security. It's definitely a real job.

  • @riddlewrong
    @riddlewrong ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    Jordan Schlansky has made an entire career out of deflection. He never skips a beat. It's masterful to watch.

    • @liammcooper
      @liammcooper ปีที่แล้ว +63

      he woulda made way more as a lawyer, we all owe him a debt of gratitude

    • @JohnFilson-ht8ik
      @JohnFilson-ht8ik ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "those who need to know.. know" - Jordan Schlansky

    • @ricodelavega4511
      @ricodelavega4511 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      if you see how Sona squirms when Jeff Goldblum brings up Jordan, I get the sense some of Conan's staff have put the kabash on including Jordan more, or in any new way. If they had a travel show, something together, I would watch all the time. And I rarely watch the comedy host shows (kimmel, fallon, etc). I think the real genius is Jordan in knowing how to play opposite Conan.

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s magnificent 😂

    • @nighttripper1432
      @nighttripper1432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@JohnFilson-ht8ikvarious people know

  • @adamreeves3923
    @adamreeves3923 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    I could watch these two bicker for 18 hours straight. Their chemistry is just the weirdest, most enjoyable hilarious thing.

    • @dimaknopf
      @dimaknopf ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When I was in the Marines I had a 1Sgt like Conan whenever I had to input Data into the system on a computer he would walk in and be like "What the hell are you watching? Why does your hair look like a mushroom?!" Everyone else he just kinda ignored but always had a special interest in what I was doing like he had no idea wtf was going on lol.

    • @krumplethemal8831
      @krumplethemal8831 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you doing for the other six?

    • @esmith407
      @esmith407 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oddly specific.

    • @joaoveloso8229
      @joaoveloso8229 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but not 19 hours, that would be weird

    • @tony2shanks
      @tony2shanks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      gotta get those 6 hours in

  • @mach3wgamer
    @mach3wgamer ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    The fact that Jeff Goldblum has admitted that he binged watched Jordan's videos and asked Conan about him solidifies that Schlansky is a true legend.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      There really is no higher honor than being fascinating to Jeff Goldblum. Except for being Conan's associate producer apparently.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MISNM0 😂😂😂

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MISNM0 True, but it really gets interesting if his fascination with you causes him to take off and put on his glasses more than five times in five minutes.

    • @swish007
      @swish007 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ahhh..I'd absolutely adore if Jordan and Goldblum got together and just talked on camera. Jeff Goldblum is so nice and affirming.. I imagine Jordan would really let his guard down with him!

    • @sha7303
      @sha7303 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who is jeff goldblum?

  • @emmetdalton3199
    @emmetdalton3199 ปีที่แล้ว +3261

    There was something epic about this. Like a villain from Season 1 showing up in Season 7 after everyone thought he was dead.

    • @andreabruson5558
      @andreabruson5558 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      and the villain is even stronger than ever!

    • @MrManueleh
      @MrManueleh ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What would make you think he is still alive. Maybe he is the first autonomous AI and can't answer questions outside his programming.

    • @makslargu5799
      @makslargu5799 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrManueleh perhaps he was never alive. Any grown man with a bill whip has to be dead inside.

    • @h.gordonsears6302
      @h.gordonsears6302 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always thought he was just sad or morose but he is mean too? Love it either way

    • @masonmercer8792
      @masonmercer8792 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even a professional hitman could assassinate him. Conan knows, he "hired that guy to kill him".

  • @wrenlinwhitelight3007
    @wrenlinwhitelight3007 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    The writers strike was one of the best things to every happen to Conan. Genius thrives in desperation

    • @ronnies379peterbiltexperie2
      @ronnies379peterbiltexperie2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happen?

    • @liquicitizendirk2147
      @liquicitizendirk2147 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ​@@ronnies379peterbiltexperie2 There was a writers guild strike so Conan had to improvise, what came out of it are the office episodes including the ones with Jordan

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seemed those writer goes on strike every couple of years, and as a results we always get something positive, and no one really misses them! Remind me, why are they striking for?

    • @allanmsema6224
      @allanmsema6224 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@androgynousmaggot9389 To get paid fairly...wtf

    • @elisabethschmerzler963
      @elisabethschmerzler963 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@androgynousmaggot9389 To be fair the last writers strike (Not the one from last summer) is the reason there is so many reality shows on television now and why Donald Trump became so relevant and dangerous so it isn’t all positive when they strike

  • @thecitizenjoan
    @thecitizenjoan ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The best part of their relationship is Conan is completely impervious to all of the nonsense that comes out of Jordan’s mouth and Jordan doesn’t care about being laughed at by Conan. They’re both able to deflect each other perfectly without the other getting seriously offended. Its like they're playing social Tennis. Everyone needs someone like that in their lives. Someone who you can say exactly what you feel to them without need for justification or an expectation of judgement. Someone who you can laugh at in Italy.

    • @canonkingsley6569
      @canonkingsley6569 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

    • @scaf5363
      @scaf5363 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m so glad I have friends like that lol

    • @Liizzzziirr
      @Liizzzziirr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want a dynamic like that

    • @jjgreen5206
      @jjgreen5206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he does. People like Jordan want others to believe they don’t care, but they hate being challenged, and they have people who see past the mask of arrogance they wear. Behind the disagreeable, narcissistic attitude is insecurity

  • @RJWdevelopment
    @RJWdevelopment ปีที่แล้ว +7443

    FYI Jordan is a really sweet and thoughtful guy in real life. He used to come into my restaurant a lot, and at one point he gave me and a friend tickets to see the show, plus gave us a whole backstage tour and took a photo for us sitting at Conan's desk on stage. Really turned it into a once-in-a-lifetime experience for us! And he somehow found the time to send us an annual handwritten holiday card, too. I like to imagine that his day to day job is giving that extra level of thoughtfulness and care to everyone that comes through, whether they're big celebrities, guests, or employees, like an executive level maitre d'. And by the way, he does smile and laugh more in person, when he's not being actively ridiculed by Conan, lol.

    • @henninglarsson6979
      @henninglarsson6979 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Wait what, Jordan sent you holiday cards annually??

    • @henninglarsson6979
      @henninglarsson6979 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      What a guy

    • @lemmingdot
      @lemmingdot ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Thanks for sharing this story.

    • @RJWdevelopment
      @RJWdevelopment ปีที่แล้ว +518

      @@henninglarsson6979 Yeah he did! Not that he asked for our personal info or anything like that. For at least a couple years, he sent cards to the restaurant addressed to me and the other staff he met there regularly, on official "Team Coco" holiday cards.

    • @psujdr
      @psujdr ปีที่แล้ว +679

      Nice try Jordan.

  • @qwertmom
    @qwertmom ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "One of my responsibilities was NOT to explain to YOU what I do". What a great non-answer lmao

    • @nighttripper1432
      @nighttripper1432 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You = his own boss 😂😂😂

    • @lottieprescott-ze2ft
      @lottieprescott-ze2ft ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a nonworker! He's just a general non all around. 😅

    • @fadilfawzi7879
      @fadilfawzi7879 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you say that to your boss is a bold move to make 😂

    • @Steezboy3000
      @Steezboy3000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Which is made even funnier when he later contradicts himself by saying "Im indifferent, Im here to answer the questions you ask me"

  • @allisonbrower5847
    @allisonbrower5847 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    I love that they're talking about him in detail and he's there, just sitting silently

  • @ronhu744
    @ronhu744 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I like how Conan’s most viewed video in the past couple of months is the one with Jordan Schlansky. This goes to show how much we want to see Jordan more

  • @gushubner3900
    @gushubner3900 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    The most important figure in television history

    • @Jpuclin
      @Jpuclin ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yeah, and this Conan O'Brien guy is alright too i guess

    • @RugbyDark
      @RugbyDark ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jpuclin yeah... that guy is funny

    • @TanayHVora
      @TanayHVora ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I concur!

    • @henry-lee-music
      @henry-lee-music ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely

    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If there was a fan club or meet and greets, I'm there.

  • @vic7939
    @vic7939 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    Always amazed me how precise every aspect of his life is about his health, diet, clothing, body grooming, etc , and his office was like a hoarder bedroom.

    • @joachimb5721
      @joachimb5721 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well, that's because despite everything Conan says here, Jordan Schlansky is not a real person but a character from Conan's show, loosely based on the real person.

    • @masterofallgoons
      @masterofallgoons ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@@joachimb5721 - He's just an exaggerated version of himself

    • @karinaharenberg3665
      @karinaharenberg3665 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's called autism spectrum disorder

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      While he does play up his personality a bit, this type of contradiction is seen in many real life people as well..Some parts of them are absolutely meticulous while others are completely ignored..I guess at a deeper level it tells something about priorities

    • @christoesh8901
      @christoesh8901 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't forget the exact amount of water he drinks.

  • @markregulus556
    @markregulus556 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Conan needs to make Jordan a co-host. Their relationship is pretty dynamic - i.e. like an old married couple.

    • @ianmcclellan5533
      @ianmcclellan5533 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Conan, Sona, Matt AND Jordan?
      What a beautiful, chaotic nightmare that would be.

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It works in small doses....I wouldn't want to see/hear it all the time

    • @thesun564
      @thesun564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It might be too powerful tbh. Like it would overwhelm the topics at hand or their guests

    • @MinorityMans
      @MinorityMans ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they would kill each other. That’s why the dosage is limited.

  • @Glumyy
    @Glumyy ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Can we get a full podcast episode with Jordan as the guest alongside Matt and Sona, I would love to see how he interacts with others?

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk. I dont think it would be as good as you think. Jordan is like an absinthe that can only be consumed in small amounts otherwise its poison and toxic.

    • @jackdaw99
      @jackdaw99 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’s been on the Inside Conan pod, there’s clips on youtube

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want this every single day. 😂😂😂😂

    • @ftuT
      @ftuT ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I have the impression that Sona doesn't like him very much. She's hardly present every time Jordan appears and when she is she makes annoyed - disgusted expressions. Plus, she never ever talks about him, being both workmates for a long time and all.

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sona would probably end up in a hospital because of all the laughing

  • @jarylquincina7866
    @jarylquincina7866 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I am a simple youtube watcher. I see Jordan Scelansky. I ready my body in various ways 😂

  • @sshuck
    @sshuck ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jordan Schlansky glaring at the end - he being the one guy not laughing - is the most Jordan Schlansky thing in this video.

  • @Loooooooll
    @Loooooooll ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I was in Quebec City when I saw Jordan at a cafe eating crepes and walked up to him after he finished paying to see if he was who he was and if I could have a picture! He was so nice and friendly and it was definitely a highlight of my life!!!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They must have had his setting on “friendly to humans”

    • @jethrojacinto2798
      @jethrojacinto2798 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tonyhouse1168😂😂😂

    • @chelinka777
      @chelinka777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168that sounds like something conan qould say 😂😂😂😂

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Jordan mastered human friendliness in various ways.

    • @pupplemupple
      @pupplemupple 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hey I really have to know, please reply if you can, DID HE SMILE?

  • @UtaNngkrngDpanKompi
    @UtaNngkrngDpanKompi ปีที่แล้ว +837

    not even a minute in I'm already laughing. these two are unstoppable

    • @evandercaldwell9993
      @evandercaldwell9993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real, bwahahahaha!!!! 😂😂

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dunno about being unstoppable but there is a lot of tension for no good reason
      Conan is kind of giving him a hard time which maybe puts Jordan on defensive, but he's not entirely giving him a hard time and he's not entirely off.

    • @geloamiote
      @geloamiote ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fr 1 minute in and I am literally laughing my ass off. I've missed this duo

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That short "Hi" had me laughing ;D

    • @reinders82
      @reinders82 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The sas! "I didn't realize I was functioning as an audio engineer" 🤣

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados ปีที่แล้ว +724

    You know you are good when it is entertaining enough for your audience to talk to your own staff

    • @patreekotime4578
      @patreekotime4578 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Letterman also did it, and I wonder if other hosts have done it in the past. But if you start out having bits with paid actors who appear just to say a line or two, or just stand in a costume and wave... it seems like a natural evolution to have an intern or staffer do that short bit instead of having to cast and hire an actor. Especially if you want to do bits with a plant in the audience, its a little more obvious if the plant is an actor whos done the show a bunch of times, but if the plant is a random staffer or intern, then its a little less obvious. Then before you know it, these random staffers are suddenly part of the segment actors stable. And the next thing you know they are sitting in a car with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. The real genius step that Conan took I think was bringing the cameras behind the scenes on the writers and staffers, and just making the real everyday office intrigues part of the show. Who stole Sona's mug? Who's been eating all the free cake? Featuring specific staffers like Jordan and effects guy Bill Tull comes so natually out of all of that. And then he took it even a step further and they created a podcast where they talk about the nuts and bolts of how the show is made. And its incredibly fascinating to hear from all of these people who we know either their work, or we may have seen them in one of those office remotes. And then Conan continues the tradition by dragging Sona and Matt into his podcast. Overall I think it shows that Conan has a keen ear for what is funny, trusts his staff to also have that ear, and isnt bothered by letting someone else be funny on camera... even if they arent someone who wanted the limelight.

    • @arriddle823
      @arriddle823 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically what the Howard stern show did

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@patreekotime4578 dude no one’s reading all that

    • @herbert_ACAB
      @herbert_ACAB ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@iGaveLiaHIV It's probably Jordan with a fake id

    • @garyny4073
      @garyny4073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@iGaveLiaHIV 😅😅, why did u do that to Lia ? 😮😮😊😊😊

  • @drdata9700
    @drdata9700 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:40 It's the slow blink Jordan gives after Conan says "to take advantage of someone with your limitations and exploit you". 😂

    • @RayTeerlink
      @RayTeerlink ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for pointing this out! So funny!

  • @joakimdemiri4159
    @joakimdemiri4159 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Still can't get my head around if he is just a character made up for showbiz or if he is actually, Actually, like this. After all these years.
    Phenomenal.

    • @danielgrantham3756
      @danielgrantham3756 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      He is playing a hyper exaggerated version of himself. He probably has similar tendencies and likes, but does not act to such a standoffish extreme. It's why it seems almost real

    • @alexmangorove
      @alexmangorove ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The most phenomenal is that they tell you over and over that he really is just like that, and people still can't believe.

    • @azizkurtariciniz
      @azizkurtariciniz ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@alexmangorove It’s probably because he is like that with the people he’s comfortable with. I somehow relate to him, so I’m sure he is not behaving like that towards the random people.

    • @azizkurtariciniz
      @azizkurtariciniz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexmangorove What bothers me is sometimes people assume that they would have the same dynamics, but that won’t be the case. So I disapprove the people who act like Conan towards him. He mostly plays along because he is aware of the situation and those things are on the camera.

    • @danielgrantham3756
      @danielgrantham3756 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexmangorove Dude, that is part of the joke.

  • @Hello-mv3xs
    @Hello-mv3xs ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I can’t believe Jordan has been irritating Conan for as long as I’ve been alive. Good job Jordan.

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior ปีที่แล้ว +43

      but 1994 was only 10 years ago..... oh no, i'm old

    • @danielsarmiento1591
      @danielsarmiento1591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@emu_warrior 10 years?

    • @utubeSome
      @utubeSome ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@emu_warrior 😂

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@danielsarmiento1591 a joke is really good if you have to explain it.... the joke is that it feels like the 90s was only 10 years ago but it was very long ago now, and we are all old (those born in the 70/80s)

    • @leningarcia2722
      @leningarcia2722 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was born in 2003 so... completely relatable XDDD

  • @phillip5245
    @phillip5245 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I appreciate that Jordan prepared his body in various ways before attending this interview with Conan.

  • @Iwasneverhere7
    @Iwasneverhere7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This bit, between these two, NEVER gets old

  • @paulaplantita8458
    @paulaplantita8458 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    To be fair, Jordan has a point at the end about Conan having the responsibility to know what his employees did 😂😂

    • @thewaldfe9763
      @thewaldfe9763 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I suppose, the only one actually didn't do anything (but enchanted Conan and everyone else with her presence) was Sona.

    • @paulaplantita8458
      @paulaplantita8458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thewaldfe9763 that's true! I think it's 'coz Sona was honest about it 😂😂

  • @Lazyboy5298
    @Lazyboy5298 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Finally, we get a real celebrity on the podcast.

    • @Lobocyfer
      @Lobocyfer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 yep

  • @notnickcage
    @notnickcage ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "You have to tell me. That's not my responsibility."
    Perfect right out of the gate.

  • @lsaito4670
    @lsaito4670 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “What a cloud of nonsense.”
    I will now use this line in my daily life.

  • @toomuch3432
    @toomuch3432 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love how Jordan is so detailed and breaks everything down and can go on forever with his responses so funny 😂

  • @kindafye
    @kindafye ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Arguably the funniest unexpected duo on the internet of all time. How can you not laugh when they interact

    • @douglemmikey1082
      @douglemmikey1082 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'll take Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington as my #1. But these guys are decent second.

    • @its0x33
      @its0x33 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@douglemmikey1082 100%. And Stephen is the icing on the cake of that duo.

    • @TheChillMelodist
      @TheChillMelodist ปีที่แล้ว

      @@douglemmikey1082 their dynamic definitely reminds me of Ricky and Karl and to this day, I will still throw on one of the old XFM shows to listen to when I'm bored

  • @edwintorres7397
    @edwintorres7397 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    OMG his first answer had me burst out laughing, immediately, setting the tone for their relationship forever...their chemistry is off the charts...he's gotta be a recurring guest somehow!

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f ปีที่แล้ว +3

      these two are way more interesting than most celebrities. the matt sona conan trio is also really fun to just listen to

  • @drunkensailor112
    @drunkensailor112 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Within 4 seconds of conversation this is already gold. Please never stop this

  • @mohdzulfadli6276
    @mohdzulfadli6276 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Under one minute there’s already golden Jordan bars. BARS! 😂😂

  • @TRM520
    @TRM520 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Their trip to Italy was absolutely hilarious.

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I barely survive from laughing too hard watching that series lolll

    • @zackv3957
      @zackv3957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Prego Prego rastafariann"

  • @upfront2375
    @upfront2375 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    The realest unreal unintentional comedian who's more indifferent than anybody😂

    • @RedeemingTheUneven2
      @RedeemingTheUneven2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      America's Karl Pilkington?

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen him laugh and break character on some of Conan's episodes from time past. I'm not so sure he's isn't at least 10% faking his persona to get a laugh.
      I worked with a person like this who adored me , but they got under my skin like no tomorrow. I was the ONLY person this person in the workplace liked and it was I also the only person in which she seemed to respect.
      I had my own Jordan and it was kind of awesome but she said things that would make even the strongest men cower in fear.

    • @upfront2375
      @upfront2375 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAgentAssassin He is definitely leaning into it, but "breaking the character" part could happen to anyone in a comedic situation.. specially with somebody who's a comedy genius like Conan is😄 I'm surprised that Jordan can keep straight face most of the times

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Un árbol A multitude of various things.

    • @emiel255
      @emiel255 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RedeemingTheUneven2 I was looking for someone to say this. KP is definitely the OG. KP looks after me

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jordan Schlansky is to Conan as Karl Pilkington is to Ricky Gervais

  • @Thepc425
    @Thepc425 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Why is there no full version of this podcast? It’s a crime to have any less than 8 hours of Jordan!

    • @marcel3879
      @marcel3879 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryangovender7032 How is it called?

    • @obroni
      @obroni ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marcel3879 Jordan Schlansky Needs a Friend... or something.

    • @maggie198333
      @maggie198333 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryangovender7032 i can’t find his episode on Spotify. May i ask if it’s a full episode of him or a segment? I can’t find his name in the title.

    • @gooanimation
      @gooanimation ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm looking for the full version too. Did you find it?

    • @TherapyTea
      @TherapyTea ปีที่แล้ว

      This is from the radio show.

  • @lone17wolf
    @lone17wolf ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It's gonna sound crazy but a few years ago I met a guy at work and we used to just say hi and bye to each other every day, as you do with a regular colleague, and that was it. Then one day for some reason I mentioned Conan and Jordan to him, as small talk. The fact that he knew who they were and that he started quoting them blew my mind because at that point in my life I had never met anyone in person who knew who these guys were. That was the day I met my best friend, my little brother, and if it weren't for Conan and specifically Jordan, we would have stayed just work friends. Thank you so much guys :)

    • @simonjenkin
      @simonjenkin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow, crazy that he turned out to be your brother, huh?

    • @HeroicHaroon
      @HeroicHaroon ปีที่แล้ว

      I was expecting to read best friend, brother and husband but good for you

  • @JackOfBlackPhoenix
    @JackOfBlackPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "Are you close enough to the microphone?"
    "You have to tell me, this is not my responsibility"
    Yup, that's the Jordan we all know and love

    • @charlesbowen
      @charlesbowen ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Right out of the gate 😂🍀

    • @rockguru14
      @rockguru14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You would think out of all the various tasks and responsibilities he has...

    • @GustavoMaciel
      @GustavoMaciel ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real, this guy is one of my favorite comedians. He's so good at this

  • @trrisner37
    @trrisner37 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The irony of Conan asking for a succinct answer from Jordan and then Conan talking for 5 minutes haha. Would love to watch the rest of this

  • @Studeb
    @Studeb ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Love the chemistry and banter between these two, always a pleasure.

  • @Wowreally42
    @Wowreally42 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "you are being an incredible prick already" made me laugh harder than I have in MONTHS. God Conan is the best.

  • @Daniel_Ilyich
    @Daniel_Ilyich ปีที่แล้ว +358

    This was awesome. We NEED a yearly Conan and Schlansky Special!

    • @th4fl4sh4
      @th4fl4sh4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Make that a monthly special. :)

    • @mikelgibson4781
      @mikelgibson4781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. Hire Schansky, fire Matt.

    • @pedxing
      @pedxing ปีที่แล้ว

      Hear me out: "An Associate Producer Abroad". Pay the licensing to Gervais if you have to. I would like to see no one more than JS trotting the globe, visiting major historical sites and cities and cultures, and being put into ridiculous travel circumstances that he has to wind his way out of. JS would jump at the chance I think because he would believe he could always outsmart Conan, Conan meanwhile is working to make life unbearable for Jordan as his trips continue on. Cat and mouse style.

    • @ms0824
      @ms0824 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monthly

  • @goatitisful
    @goatitisful ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So glad to see Jordan on the show! 1 of the greatest unintentional comedy duos!

  • @SoulStarLA
    @SoulStarLA ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jordan is a once in a lifetime human being. We and the planet are all the better that he is here with us. Conan protect him forever at all costs.

  • @kathakasher
    @kathakasher ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Jordan is a style icon with various styles and an assortment of accessories

  • @RetroCollecto
    @RetroCollecto ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Even after all these years Jordan knows just how to push Conan’s buttons in all the right ways 😂

    • @ccalcina
      @ccalcina ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant 😂😂

  • @memal25
    @memal25 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love Jordan's passion and depth of knowledge in his interests and hope to hear more from him!

  • @secretaznman6044
    @secretaznman6044 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    These 2 together will always bring a smile to my face.

  • @TheAlexFille
    @TheAlexFille ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I interned at LNCOB in 1999… none of us interns had any idea what Jordan did and all of us were chilled by his presence.

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo ปีที่แล้ว +100

      he had various duties and responsibilities

    • @yooein
      @yooein ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So he did show up at work. That's something.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This sounds accurate. Can't imagine trying to have a human conversation with someone that looks like they're thinking about killing you every time you talk to them.

    • @johanf9279
      @johanf9279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yooein at 12:30

    • @limitlesssky3050
      @limitlesssky3050 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His job is probably a bunch of mash up jobs. Probably a bit of technical, a bit of design, knows a little bit about showbiz and a little bit of admin and management. So, in essence, an unspecialized job to make sure day to day operations remain smooth

  • @mercyseat6608
    @mercyseat6608 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Only Jordan can make me laugh just by saying "Hi" 😂

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does have a true gift

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really appreciate the Conan-Schlansky dynamic. Thank you for putting it to film!

  • @jouxjia
    @jouxjia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love Jordan and Conan together. They’re hilarious! Thank you for decades of fun and laughter!! 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    it's FINALLY HAPPENING people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOY to the world- I didn't know how happy this would make me

  • @oc2538
    @oc2538 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I was two months pregnant with terrible morning sickness and the clips of Jordan and Conan were the best medicine. Especially with the biscotti, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @curlykutie
      @curlykutie ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Biscotto (if you only had one)

    • @tedeu7016
      @tedeu7016 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@curlykutie Jordan would be proud 😂

    • @isaacg2721
      @isaacg2721 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@curlykutiedang, beat me to it 😅

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a public playlist of ALL Jordan Schlansky clips in chronological order (75 videos in total including this one) on my channel :)

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you and your lil baby 🙏❤

  • @We_Reddit
    @We_Reddit ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They tread a fine line between raising their blood pressure to new highs and comedy gold. It's immense talent and discipline on their part. Bravo.

  • @butterflygirl22
    @butterflygirl22 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the greatest comedy duos of all time! They never fail to go over. Love this pairing!! LOOL

  • @Julius-Z
    @Julius-Z ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The man, the myth, the legend.

  • @lgcaputo
    @lgcaputo ปีที่แล้ว +147

    How much i love Schlansky clips cannot be measured...just him looking into the distance while everyone was talking about him, saying things like "strange man" and him barely nodding, made my day

    • @shellyt556
      @shellyt556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how out of all the videos that conan has made so far for the podcast this one gets the most views

  • @fredrickmason7588
    @fredrickmason7588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They both have a mutually restrained admiration and distaste for each other that is beautiful to watch.

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can never get enough of this natural harmonic dynamic here. It's perfection. MORE JORDAN!!!!

  • @striderm
    @striderm ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Conan’s nuclear sub metaphor was genius, and Jordan’s response was high art.

    • @marissalovesart
      @marissalovesart ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to stop listening and wait for my husband to come home from his submarine to confirm his accuracy 6:11 he was right.

    • @Dolphins_are_our_Overlords
      @Dolphins_are_our_Overlords ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's basically what all the politicians do 😅

  • @Rattenhoofd
    @Rattenhoofd ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love how Conan can't get over people's interest in Jordan. Every single time his name is mentioned, he talks about how people all around the world ask him about Jordan.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Conan loves to make people laugh. I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to work for decades to improve and master your craft, yet have random people not even give you credit for your decades of making millions of people laugh, and skip right to some guy that just rode life on easy mode on your coattails. But let's give credit to Conan. If he was as insecure as he says he is, he never would have let Jordan become popular.

  • @apala734
    @apala734 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    they need multiple seasons of conan on the road with jordan, i still haven't had my fix

  • @Eazyduzziit
    @Eazyduzziit 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    "I thought that was kind of immoral, you know, in a way, to take advantage of someone with your limitations and exploit you" followed by Jordan closing his eyes trying not to laugh gets me every time.

    • @fyfyi6053
      @fyfyi6053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not what happened but go ahead and imagine whatever you want to imagine Bubba.

    • @fyfyi6053
      @fyfyi6053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can tell you're lying to your own self by the way. Cause you know very well, that's not what happened.

    • @darnellclinton8958
      @darnellclinton8958 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fyfyi6053wtf is ur problem lol

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I love that the moment Jordan begins to speak in full sentences you immediately realize that he's barely putting on an act. The biggest surprise is him smiling.

    • @RaulieGonzo97
      @RaulieGonzo97 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s surely played up a little for the camera but it’s wild to see how he’s like his on screen self lol

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He prepared his body in various ways getting ready for this interview.

  • @user-tm7tw9tu7b
    @user-tm7tw9tu7b 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the interactions between Conan and Jordan. They make me smile every time.

  • @brandocalifornia3024
    @brandocalifornia3024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    One of the very few people who can get genuine laughter out of conan. When he laughs for real it's a quiet belly laugh

  • @JK-io8pn
    @JK-io8pn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Haha the first, "I didnt know I was an audio engineer" XD

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Conan roasting Jordan to his face will never not be hilarious

  • @fotoboxBK
    @fotoboxBK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everybody like Jordan Schlansky👍👍👍
    Because of him I buy my coffee machine🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerm6796
    @tylerm6796 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This clip started to deliver the second Jordan started talking. I love this so much

  • @JK-io8pn
    @JK-io8pn ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The podcasting event of the century

  • @barfymann362
    @barfymann362 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The pain of never seeing Norm on the podcast, it does bring me joy that the man who clearly owns a doghouse made it.

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jesus....these terrible Norm call backs that have been done to death and now actually destroyed Norms jokes are cringe af.

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avidadolares you're an acid-tongued arab

    • @TheCornBanana
      @TheCornBanana ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We'll just have to treasure our time with Norm in the past. But damn that that wouldve been fun

    • @milwaukeeskosher
      @milwaukeeskosher ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's sad that Conan was never on Norm's podcast either. would have been epic

    • @milwaukeeskosher
      @milwaukeeskosher ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@avidadolares It keeps his legacy alive.

  • @KVR69420
    @KVR69420 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Conan is one of those people that I am so happy we’re alive in the same time period because he’s a goddamn American treasure and it’s been such a privilege to have him (and Jordan, I guess) make me laugh regularly for decades! Thank you for your service to joy for the world, Conan O’Brian. I salute you 🫡❤

  • @lillysweetle
    @lillysweetle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOL, can you guys upload the entire interview? Love to see the rest. These small clips are such a teaser. We want to see all of Jordan and Conan.

  • @BlooFinguhz
    @BlooFinguhz ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Right off the bat, Jordan: "You have to tell me, that's not my responsibility." 😂

  • @s1x6x1s
    @s1x6x1s ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jordan has an incredible poker face while his colleagues are talking about him 😂

  • @noahman27
    @noahman27 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conan, you and Jordan's original office and travel episodes had me crying with laughter!

  • @gomoistic
    @gomoistic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You 2 guys are the greatest together- thank you!!!

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian ปีที่แล้ว +75

    YES !!!!!! it finally happened. the return of Jordan schalnsky. this is a dream come true. thank you for doing this Conan, please do this more often.

  • @WeeWoo93
    @WeeWoo93 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I love that Jordan Schlansky never tries to be anything other than himself

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s an act.

    • @daahsri
      @daahsri ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xploration1437 its not, he has a illness

    • @kalleidemation
      @kalleidemation ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xploration1437 And how would you know?

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kalleidemation you see him break character in a couple interactions they have. It’s on TH-cam.

    • @WeeWoo93
      @WeeWoo93 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xploration1437 yeah he laughs and stuff so what? He’s not allowed to ever laugh?

  • @peckenhamm123
    @peckenhamm123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been waiting for the Jordan Schlansky episode of the podcast for years

  • @carmo0
    @carmo0 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    We need Conan and Jordan as permanent segment on this show at least once a week. Make Jordan Associate Producer Again! #MJAPA 😂

  • @misterworldwide1776
    @misterworldwide1776 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bro the dynamics and the chemistry are unmatched between these two

  • @dantealighieri6613
    @dantealighieri6613 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:45
    Conan: "This guy put his life in danger..."
    Jordan: _nods empathetically_
    Truly, a deeply emotional man.

  • @TraderJoeFitness
    @TraderJoeFitness ปีที่แล้ว +55

    There hasn’t been over 1 million views on a single video in the last 4 months worth of content Conan has brought us. GOTTA LOVE SCHLANKSY! Love them both😂

  • @huntstyle
    @huntstyle ปีที่แล้ว +50

    He had various tasks, Conan! 😂🤣😂 It's never not funny when these two are together! They should totally do a travel vlog series together, similar to the remotes they used to do!

  • @FranMjolnir
    @FranMjolnir ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Finally, this is what everyone wants. When is the Netflix show coming out? “Conan and Jordan around the world”

    • @unwishfulthink
      @unwishfulthink ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Conan and Jordan prepare the world in various ways"

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I genuinely thought for a moment that finally, he is going to reveal what his responsibilities were as an associate producer.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think he did say it once in the last episode of Conan, according to people in the audience. It wasn't very interesting and could probably be done in an hour per day. The rest of his time was probably spent planning trips to Italy.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😭

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he had then something probably would've made sure that we wouldn't get to hear it. Maybe the audio would've failed

  • @0oMag
    @0oMag ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm legit about to sign up for SIRIUS just to see this whole interview
    MOAR JORDAN

  • @AshleyZinyk
    @AshleyZinyk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:40 "Take advantage of someone with your ... limitations". LMAO

  • @marialolesen8046
    @marialolesen8046 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    His sarcasm really kicks and bites. I love Jordan S.

  • @peterjurkovic3577
    @peterjurkovic3577 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These two guys need to restart Conans travel show, go around the globe, discover, observe and comment on various nations and cultures and to make the world a better place

  • @renatoodfina5016
    @renatoodfina5016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve been watching Conan from the beginning but if I have to say Jordan along with the remotes you’ve done involving him were the best moments in your show I have ever seen in late night. Organic comedy in its true form.

  • @SUSUWTF
    @SUSUWTF ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So glad to see this couple fighting on the screen again in 2023❤ We miss him !