Snapchat is so dumb

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  • @michaelthavis188
    @michaelthavis188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74783

    The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one

    • @nowhed
      @nowhed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2674

      Stop replying to my reply

    • @simpleliv2852
      @simpleliv2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

      Why

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

      you make a good point

    • @suriwest6271
      @suriwest6271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      dang congrats man

    • @simpleliv2852
      @simpleliv2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Rude

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11691

    snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos

    • @addyrodes9142
      @addyrodes9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      True. The only reason I use it is cause I like the sending videos and stuff like that. I don’t really care about streaks or anything that Snapchat tries to use to stay relevant

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I open it once a day to send people streaks(I downloaded it last April for the first time). I get mia Khalifa's stories first thing recommended to me everytime I open the discover part like wtf?

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I've never had it or had any desire to in my life but to each their own 🤷‍♀️

    • @mcwubbly9860
      @mcwubbly9860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't give them any ideas.

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I used to use it for filters, but now its useless to me. Streaks never really made sense to me.

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Well I know what Chris Brown and rihanna each chose in that game :p

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Enel97 😂

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      I think they tried to be all “dark humor” but ended up being cringe instead lol

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Pete Harrison it’s you again no

    • @lilguava70
      @lilguava70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's not promoting domestic violence. That's promoting plain ol' battery, as it asked the viewers which they would rather do, and the viewers most certainly don't live with either of these people or have any other sort of domestic relationship with them. Glad you're so proud of mindlessly following instructions, but at least put your last two braincells to work by filtering bs.

  • @donotlikepie3356
    @donotlikepie3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.

    • @Chilloutlilbro
      @Chilloutlilbro ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll tell your wife you talked to some random woman on the sidewalk, UNLESS, you venmo me 10,000$ dollars, Mwahahah

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      “You were talking to another woman! I know you’re cheating on me,Dennis! Don’t even deny it!”

    • @notoriousnosk8876
      @notoriousnosk8876 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      the stakes were as low as a gacha story with that picture

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      "If you talk to a woman, you are automatically doing something dirty" -Dennis's wife prolly

  • @M0nch_Cr0nch
    @M0nch_Cr0nch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3602

    "Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exactly

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, it reminds us not to work for Snapchat.

    • @mrmrwayne9850
      @mrmrwayne9850 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wtf I was literally watching the video and scrolling through the comments and as soon as I see this comment drew starts saying that exact quote from the video at the same time I'm reading it. I was like "WTF WOAH" bc wtf? That's weird how it was perfectly timed

    • @plantyt3246
      @plantyt3246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you remember it though?

    • @toskasnail
      @toskasnail 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s also SO outdated

  • @allieerin6180
    @allieerin6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7742

    my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      And shes like "wait...why dont I have 20,000 dollars in here now?"

    • @inactive5924
      @inactive5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

    • @BG-wz1iu
      @BG-wz1iu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshroehl6098 lol wtf

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@joshroehl6098 go away josh
      Take singing lessons

    • @msmiami212
      @msmiami212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anyone know about ‘Hey guy’ and why it started? Just trying to hear from the women.

  • @mrmeowmeowz
    @mrmeowmeowz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13050

    Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.

  • @starbutterfly9036
    @starbutterfly9036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7799

    I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????

    • @embop1266
      @embop1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      i mean, at least it was realistic???

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      LMFAO

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      It deletes your messages, kind of a no brainer

    • @insertreferencehere.8066
      @insertreferencehere.8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      For a sec I thought you misspelled Drew and was about to comment about how he would never do that.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@insertreferencehere.8066 but he already did, he has his wife Amanda and his other wife Laura. But then again Amanda went missing in Afghanistan so it's not cheating.

  • @harmc2301
    @harmc2301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg thank you It’s the worst bloody thing about that godforsaken app and I was going mad wondering why no one else had even mentioned it

    • @gracelynnrochford1526
      @gracelynnrochford1526 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yessss it’s the worst thing ever.

  • @jujuespino1374
    @jujuespino1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7507

    Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content

    • @s.sterling6685
      @s.sterling6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      the titles and photos are sometimes absolutely hilarious. my personal favourite is this picture of this ginormous Iranian dude standing awkwardly alone in a desert with the words "he eats 15 meals a day" and absolutely nothing else.

    • @ThePieGuy7302
      @ThePieGuy7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Click bait and garbage content? Where have I seen that before...........

    • @definitely.mya86
      @definitely.mya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@ThePieGuy7302 Oooh maybe I’ve seen it on almost every other social media platform ever!

    • @forrestthroughdatrees
      @forrestthroughdatrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      With ads every 10 seconds.

    • @angelfranklynn2702
      @angelfranklynn2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      omg i never go to the right side also im on minute two of this video. im okay with this spoiler :) i chose this.

  • @micahrv4405
    @micahrv4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”

    • @l3dz3bra66
      @l3dz3bra66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Adding this to my repertoire of catchphrases, even though I hate milk on its own

    • @fionaautumn
      @fionaautumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He need some milk

    • @captainhook4258
      @captainhook4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@l3dz3bra66 i'm lactose intolerant and thats def gonna be a new catchphrase lmao

    • @neontoes
      @neontoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't understand. Why do people hate milk so much...? I love it🥺👉🏼👈🏼

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, we are.

  • @loversandlosers
    @loversandlosers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah, at least shovelling shit would serve a purpose

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As someone who genuinely used to shovel shit for a living, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Obtuse Mori as someone who does currently shovel shit for a living, there’s nothing wrong with that lol it’s good honest work… only problem is it doesn’t pay that great

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@riabouchinska Absolutely, manual labour jobs deserve way more respect. I now clean shitty toilets and mop floors instead of shovelling animal shit - moving up in the world 😂

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I will say that there is a rung lower on the journalism tree: being a journalist in Defunctland, the "metaverse" style game focused on NFTs and being a fully contiguious world

  • @sharkid72
    @sharkid72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic ปีที่แล้ว +22

      congrats as you come up on 18 months clean

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the same with Google discover. It makes it so much better.

  • @VictoriaMorganawesometori
    @VictoriaMorganawesometori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @livtaylor7378
      @livtaylor7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you’re planning your future

    • @valeriep.7541
      @valeriep.7541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      veronica!!!

    • @kelpqueen1598
      @kelpqueen1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Soap Dispenser -but the sky’s gonna hurt when it falls

    • @mbr2000_
      @mbr2000_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Veronica!!!

  • @justaj8865
    @justaj8865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash

    • @johnnyhardman3536
      @johnnyhardman3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love your pfp! What a great anime

    • @videosbyrose5986
      @videosbyrose5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I read this I thought of Kurtis Conners trash song

    • @hadiabbas538
      @hadiabbas538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Today a random 60 year old was being a pedo when texting me on snap chat he said the most dirty words.
      That’s why I deleted snap chat just today well ummm I still kinda have 3 social media’s:Instagram,Twitter and Reddit

    • @videosbyrose5986
      @videosbyrose5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hadiabbas538 omg I’m so sorry :(( I’m glad you got rid of it tho

    • @joshuaandino
      @joshuaandino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snapchat is the second most garbage platform. The only app more trash than Snapchat is freaking TikTok.

  • @Revenent530
    @Revenent530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Dennis is surprised that Wife knows about the affair when she literally threatened to reveal the affair a few minutes ago

  • @summerstar143
    @summerstar143 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴

  • @MrSoupMen
    @MrSoupMen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4710

    Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      they forget the details immediately after writing them. which is pretty expected from ammatuers who post their writing on the internet.

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lul true

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i forgot abt that too-

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@littlemsterious991 or we can assume Dennis is not that bright 😂

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao my exact thoughts

  • @valpioppi8908
    @valpioppi8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10852

    plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE SO

    • @alejandra-kv1fe
      @alejandra-kv1fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      NOOO LMAO

    • @chezneymaam7176
      @chezneymaam7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      BYEEE

    • @irlpinhead
      @irlpinhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LMAOO

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve read some of those before and the people who write them seem to think that constant twists = good writing

  • @emanaretneesaelp8019
    @emanaretneesaelp8019 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them

  • @SunnyB_adventures
    @SunnyB_adventures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how in the Julia story, the wife doesn't re-record her voicemail to cover her tracks, and the people that made it don't even try to change up the audio between the wife and the employee, so it sounds like they're both trying to make sure they're heard on the voicemail which is just a hilarious image and makes me think that the wife gave it away deliberately

  • @cuze.e
    @cuze.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"

    • @kimokarecords2060
      @kimokarecords2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment has no replies

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kimokarecords2060 liar

    • @lala170623
      @lala170623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JadeOreo True

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimokarecords2060 which comment?

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DruNature mine

  • @scragcowski
    @scragcowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13762

    drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts

    • @justjulie1113
      @justjulie1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It's because of the Gibi ASMR bee movie 😳😳

    • @christianpoole6473
      @christianpoole6473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The best time to wear a striped sweater

    • @rianantony
      @rianantony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He died 😔

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think he put in that skit to disguise the fact that he recorded the video on different days.

    • @neurocidesakiwi
      @neurocidesakiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't be cross... draw a line under it and move on.

  • @KewlKat626
    @KewlKat626 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".

  • @mariella2884
    @mariella2884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.

    • @muffinsandbeans714
      @muffinsandbeans714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This comment really shoulda been pinned

    • @shreyaskonduru5457
      @shreyaskonduru5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charlie Brown is my dog on a tree

    • @h0rrorscope
      @h0rrorscope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      celery

    • @sophie6376
      @sophie6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this is so accurate how tf

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌

  • @TacoSnipezZ
    @TacoSnipezZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.

    • @willhop06
      @willhop06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      lmao facts and there’s also that one guy who says lifting weights doesn’t make you stronger and eating doesn’t make you gain weight 💀

    • @yougotgamesonyourphone6947
      @yougotgamesonyourphone6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or the people are lifting like 10 pounds lol

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tried once only. now I have to wear one of those lifting belts or it hurts so fucking bad

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cocobrand8852 oh yeah...
      Wouldn't be so surprising if he also "executive produce" this flaming pile of garbage too

  • @crunchynerd2143
    @crunchynerd2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀

  • @rockinthecazbah4
    @rockinthecazbah4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.

  • @bennettm
    @bennettm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10191

    Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Unmatched...?
      What AbOuT dAnNy GoNzAlEz!?

    • @berniesanders2249
      @berniesanders2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@XEPHOURIA aren’t they the same guy

    • @Harleqxinn
      @Harleqxinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@berniesanders2249 ofcourse they are

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@berniesanders2249 well, they said they aren't, so we have to believe them.

    • @boilingsnowwater2121
      @boilingsnowwater2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      unmatched cuz they swiped right

  • @Oogway-go6np
    @Oogway-go6np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    “Snapchat is dumb”
    Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Please, spread the word. Together we can stop this.

    • @Chasm08
      @Chasm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kha

    • @Oogway-go6np
      @Oogway-go6np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AxxLAfrikuLMAO WHAT

    • @Oogway-go6np
      @Oogway-go6np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Lailan bruh that’s weird, thanks for the heads up tho

  • @computergenerated3833
    @computergenerated3833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo

  • @INTOTHEFOLD
    @INTOTHEFOLD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.

  • @omarlasheen4068
    @omarlasheen4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40747

    watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character

    • @gilipixie
      @gilipixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      DLAUGHTN SO HARD DDJAJSJAHSJJDAHSHSH YASSS

    • @kapil3627
      @kapil3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

      making a fanfic about them except y/n is replaced with expressvpn

    • @madgeroonii
      @madgeroonii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

      HelloFresh is the love interest

    • @kiyorikhasuyeva5767
      @kiyorikhasuyeva5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      @@gilipixie whoa calm down Travis that's 3 s's✋😀

    • @leafing2529
      @leafing2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@kapil3627 drop the link 👀

  • @pw2160
    @pw2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia

    • @DMCpawn
      @DMCpawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      There's a girl I used to know whose pretty much a narc, and posts abt how confident she is in her looks, but it's always heavily filtered to look more east asian... It's creepy

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best comment! ❤️

    • @marnie6967
      @marnie6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And this is made worse by the fact that the app is aimed at children and teens. It’s so sad that this is the content spat at children and then they’re questioned and doubted when they talk about issues they have with their body.

    • @_lol.imagine_
      @_lol.imagine_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had to delete Snapchat last year because it was making me feel even worse about myself than I did before. I redownloaded it a couple months ago but take unfiltered photos after using the app because it makes my nose smaller and my face rounder and I have to remind myself that I don’t look like that 💀

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I used to use it for messaging, and I'm pretty sure they put a pop filter onto what's supposed to be a regular/no filter picture, pushing you to use their fake filters more
      The whole app is as shady as Facebook's verification system

  • @Aj-km5xx
    @Aj-km5xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The shirt switch after the skit is actually amazing.

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    16:58 i'm italian and i think that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

    • @majikss
      @majikss ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't have to be Italian to think that lmao

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone who is somewhat Italian, this hurts me more than breaking pasta

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@elk1827 what the fuck does "somewhat italian" mean? 😂 are you italian or not???

  • @stranguhh2878
    @stranguhh2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭

    • @amelieb-h8638
      @amelieb-h8638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      “ok honey so we hate dad, now it’s gonna be really funny get in the car and i’ll tie your hands just trust me it’ll be worth it”

    • @bhuviprabhakar5292
      @bhuviprabhakar5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Todoroki🙌

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      all she would have had to do was say hey let's prank dad it will be funny

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's a kidnapper

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She tied her daughter up to take the photo and bribed her with Burger Palace instead of just confronting her cheating husband.
      Parents suck sometimes Todoroki, you know that.

  • @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg

    • @inactive5924
      @inactive5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      and the fact that she's casually ordering food in the middle of staging a fake kidnapping of her daughter

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      and the fact she didnt rerecord the voicemail after very clearly being caught??

  • @numburger
    @numburger ปีที่แล้ว +22

    16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail

  • @stop--
    @stop-- ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.

  • @kennedyo4355
    @kennedyo4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious

    • @Scott-on2er
      @Scott-on2er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      she probably did it for a snickers bar

    • @greenbeancasserole2753
      @greenbeancasserole2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Scott-on2er stop eat a snickers, your not the same when your hungry

    • @MrDamon123
      @MrDamon123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stop eat a snickers

    • @stolenart9290
      @stolenart9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well it's her mother. Julia may trust her.

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@stolenart9290 The fondest memories of my mother and I was the monthly kidnapping roleplay to squeeze my dads child support

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13061

    Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?

    • @FilledWithBeef
      @FilledWithBeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      Never heard of this "Drew" guy. You must be talking about Danny.

    • @door-to-doortaxcollector3484
      @door-to-doortaxcollector3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@FilledWithBeef who's this "Danny" guy? sounds like you're talking about Kurtis

    • @AveryGrace22
      @AveryGrace22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@door-to-doortaxcollector3484 whos Kurtis? this is Cody...

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@AveryGrace22 You mean Noel?

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@SnoppleWopple no, i think you’re all wrong. You mean [censored]

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.

  • @benjaminallen3493
    @benjaminallen3493 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!

    • @verdantorange
      @verdantorange 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can't believe I didn't notice it until today, what a weird place to have a reference

  • @strangerr13
    @strangerr13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    “Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.

    • @melody-cn3wk
      @melody-cn3wk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never saw a “brain empty” meme? Lucky...

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Tw0Dots no thoughts head empty

    • @strangerr13
      @strangerr13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tw0Dots no I have seen it. I just use it when I feel dumb, not when being mindless tug along the internet train.

  • @liamkoster744
    @liamkoster744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Finally, a win for women!

    • @alwerako647
      @alwerako647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      As he should be

    • @trafficjam6237
      @trafficjam6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Oh finally some good news! 👏🙄

    • @winterens2630
      @winterens2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Now if only that wasn’t clickbait 😞

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I opened it just now. The first thing I got was "This potato hack lives *rent free*" with a picture of a potato taped to a woman's fourhead.

  • @octosadventures1949
    @octosadventures1949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone

  • @bearflipstable8365
    @bearflipstable8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why would the wife just call the husband while he’s sending the money, and she’s ordering food. Like, she’s just heard from him, he says he’s sending the money, she’s rolling along burger palace drive thru and thinks to herself, this is a good time to send my husband I’m threatening a voice mail.

  • @vorm7510
    @vorm7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name

    • @nataliezern5439
      @nataliezern5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      you don’t have your friends designated as “friend”?

    • @sliceoflolabelle
      @sliceoflolabelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And zero emojis 😭😭

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm more disappointed with the fact that Drew, someone I consider a rational person, fell for a stupid stereotype about Utah.

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@WasatchWind pretty sure it’s a joke. A joke using stereotypes sure, but it’s in no way that offensive?

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YouHadMeAtHalo I can't speak for other Latter-day Saints, but it feels extremely ill informed - our church ceased practicing polygamy in 1890.
      It and other jokes characterize us as backward crazy cultists that are outside of modern society. We really, really don't like it.

  • @dillonr78
    @dillonr78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6682

    I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      I thought "brown Gaston" (great descriptor, by the way) was Noah Centipede at first. 🙃

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      is he not white?

    • @trollololol4601
      @trollololol4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      @@yoshita4140 is he gold and white or black and blue?

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@trollololol4601 No he's Yanny, how are yall missing that?

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@ThexDynastxQueen green needle

  • @gabbyb9939
    @gabbyb9939 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

  • @TheJstroud24
    @TheJstroud24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day

  • @BenDiPaolo
    @BenDiPaolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth."
    *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife*
    Wife: "I know you cheated on me."
    Husband: *tim allen grunt*

    • @JoeNoshow27
      @JoeNoshow27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      uuUUUGhhhhHHH

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JoeNoshow27 my god that perfectly sounded like him

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime

    • @castafiorept7309
      @castafiorept7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There are some crimes that deserve the death penalty
      Milk in pasta and pie crust is one of them

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am fucking disgusted.

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No one asked but I grew up eating pasta with milk as if it was a normal thing and the day I found out it was extremely socially unacceptable was the day I discovered nothing is real and we live in a simulation
      Edit: some people seem confused, I literally mean pouring milk in pasta like you would with cereal, not added to a sauce or anything

    • @kingashant6323
      @kingashant6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ayellowpapercrown6750 it's actually quite normal for a few pasta dishes and I personally grew up and still do use store bought milk to increase the serving size of ricotta for lasagna

    • @kingashant6323
      @kingashant6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Her pouring an entire bag of lays potato chips into a pot and boiling them to serve as mashed potatoes is actually attempted murdered. The amount of salt in that would give you an immediate heart attack

  • @saoliath5000
    @saoliath5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I mean, wouldnt the smart thing to do be, to take all that info to the police, pay his wife nothing, and then legally frame her as a lunatic that has kidnapped their daughter and may be willing to kill her.

  • @wyattevan6902
    @wyattevan6902 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care

    • @natejackson862
      @natejackson862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you take care

    • @jonathanboustany5192
      @jonathanboustany5192 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      let’s all take care

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Accusing others of ruining their brains in a comment with zero punctuation and multiple grammar and spelling errors is just amazingly ironic

  • @lrichardson3942
    @lrichardson3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    "Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke

    • @FRSTBYTESyearsago
      @FRSTBYTESyearsago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t get it.

    • @tuguspuspayoga
      @tuguspuspayoga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you allowed to have two wives in Utah?

    • @hirethemuffins
      @hirethemuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ​@@FRSTBYTESyearsago there are some communities in Utah where one man can have a ton of wives, and it's pretty fucked up. I guess just search Warren Jeffs

    • @lrichardson3942
      @lrichardson3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@tuguspuspayoga No, but it used to be a thing in the Mormon religion to be married to multiple women in order to get to the highest heaven.

    • @tuguspuspayoga
      @tuguspuspayoga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lrichardson3942 What the heck?

  • @papaya3642
    @papaya3642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:22 “it’s 3am im not opening that” 😂

  • @Forceifyy
    @Forceifyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:36 So the story starts off with
    Ad: *NEW PIZZA HUT SQUARE PIZZA-*

    • @therealderek333
      @therealderek333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my ad was for the new stranger things experience lol

    • @davisthedaviskids2574
      @davisthedaviskids2574 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I got a Cheeze-it ad where a guy is sliding down a giant snowy mountain while Cheeze-its are just sliding into his mouth because there also on the mountain
      Oh I forgot to tell you he's also only wearing underwear

  • @JumbleJammyJokes
    @JumbleJammyJokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!

    • @neveranalbatross9778
      @neveranalbatross9778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *danny

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@neveranalbatross9778 *craig

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EF-kk3vh *George Washington

    • @rhi2021
      @rhi2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’ve watched this video probably 5 or 6 times and only realized it when I read your comment. Damn. What a shame. Poor Kurtis didn’t deserve that.

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love to think of it just being there for the rest of the video

  • @TheErnnn
    @TheErnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      How they could keep a straight face is mindboggling to me 😂

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@madisonrose1893 "STOPPPPPPPP"

    • @zz7733
      @zz7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it looks that pretty because of how the air moves.

    • @PixiePrinses
      @PixiePrinses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "The way air moves 😳"

    • @weirdbunmi
      @weirdbunmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PixiePrinses It's so flowy, ya know

  • @anotherred-headanimator9432
    @anotherred-headanimator9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:04 “if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been for the past few weeks, I just said the jungle. Aren’t you listening?”

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:24 that could very easily pass as him talking to a neighbor, friend or just some random lady who happened to be walking by

  • @sagorfranostergotland4766
    @sagorfranostergotland4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    ”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      there’s so many mia khalifa “news” stories on there lmao

    • @BodyCamcast
      @BodyCamcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @liam-ni1wh
      @liam-ni1wh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yin Yang Monkey do u mean he supports blm

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BodyCamcast noooooo 😭😭😭😭

  • @peachyfizz7496
    @peachyfizz7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves

    • @kimokarecords2060
      @kimokarecords2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment has no replies

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kimokarecords2060 liar

    • @5h3lby52
      @5h3lby52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was such a disaster, the ruined a gorgeous dress for no reward

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jadeoreo WTF how many times did this happen!

  • @hmmmmm9051
    @hmmmmm9051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “If you like to watch nothing happen, you’re going to love this...”
    *ad for beer plays*
    This always happens at the weirdest times.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why does the wife’s voicemail sound like a Kardashian?

  • @sluggiechan5518
    @sluggiechan5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    “Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?”
    Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”

    • @mente3810
      @mente3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @karolinakmita6101
      @karolinakmita6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thats what i thought of too lmaooooo

    • @Bella-mh5yt
      @Bella-mh5yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@joshroehl6098 i clicked hoping to get rick rolled but now i’m gonna egg your house

    • @Rain-qw6rg
      @Rain-qw6rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comment of the year award goes to

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bella-mh5yt "hoping", Finally I found someone who likes to get rick rolled just like me!!

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    “I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”

    • @kentthompson6904
      @kentthompson6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      im glad you said something it freaking killed me and i was like wait that was actually dumb and hilarious

    • @caz8577
      @caz8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Gets me everytime

    • @rickymoen9482
      @rickymoen9482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kentthompson6904 i was expecting to be annoyed but i might start saying that now

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That sounds like something I would say ironically by myself

    • @sOriginalMan-bw8de
      @sOriginalMan-bw8de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ohhhhhh

  • @pandamonia6966
    @pandamonia6966 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:35 Drew, plug in your phone

  • @tylajo.moonflower
    @tylajo.moonflower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The funny thing about the Dennis story is how he never called the police despite the blackmail because he would rather his daughter spend more time in danger while he finds the $10,000 than to get exposed for cheating. 😂

  • @withle7502
    @withle7502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      omg youre right 😭

    • @BodyCamcast
      @BodyCamcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @donnanguyen4609
      @donnanguyen4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@BodyCamcast he supports a minority group that has been oppressed in a country that he lives in??? that is a very interesting fact thank you for that

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@BodyCamcast even more reason to support him! Black Lives Matter!

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BodyCamcast whos gonna gell them that supporting the black lives matter movement isnt racist? not it!

  • @anzaia2164
    @anzaia2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4800

    Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers?
    Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her?
    Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.

    • @jimbabbbson7653
      @jimbabbbson7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      If she forced her then isn’t that also kidnapping?

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      That's why He cheated on her, he's tired of her shit.

    • @jackdawson5490
      @jackdawson5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Another twist, it is a very poorly written internet short story

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Yeah I’m pretty sure that this still counts as kidnapping. I think there’s a statistic out there that says that a majority of child kidnappings in the US are done by one parent to remove them from the custody of the other. Legally what’s happening in the short is very real kidnapping, just ask for a divorce ma’am and don’t commit a felony.

    • @Chronic_net
      @Chronic_net 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She needs the money tho

  • @hbb4202
    @hbb4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    so… was Dennis just sitting casually somewhere on his phone the whole time?? just chillin???? just vibin???

  • @Wesbour
    @Wesbour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love listening to drew tell me things I already know

  • @aaronn2954
    @aaronn2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that

    • @caseyv.6679
      @caseyv.6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      exactly, and then tapping to close the notification immediately. most relatable part tbh

    • @heyhriday
      @heyhriday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Narrator Voice: Aaron's feelings too, were on 20 percent battery. **_Mood_*

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I HATE the sound it has at 10%

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5818

    dirt is dirty

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      water is watery

    • @roselyn7367
      @roselyn7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      preach

    • @fizzabelle9178
      @fizzabelle9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      dust is dusty

    • @eggs_tm
      @eggs_tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      finally someone has the guts to say it. so brave

    • @KokaKola633
      @KokaKola633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Glue is sticky

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine the toxic culture that exists on the internet. Now imagine the essence of that being multiple times worse because these ideas are fed to a pragmatic group of children that latch onto anything that will bring them validation. This is what Snapchat shorts is like.

  • @creenelmc6953
    @creenelmc6953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:15
    "Yo mama so fat."
    "?"
    "Just thought I should let you know."

  • @CJalterr
    @CJalterr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      What demon were they trying summoning boiling the chips 😡

    • @oysterdy
      @oysterdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      In a world where potato chips are boiled is already hell

    • @FrancisofMaine
      @FrancisofMaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kettle cooked but not kettle reboiled dummies

    • @gogogooner
      @gogogooner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How do you even get the idea?

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gogogooner drugs. lots of drugs.

  • @mycatateit284
    @mycatateit284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    the kid saying "mommy are you done blackmailing daddy yet?" would've been 1200% funnier

  • @EgoCheap
    @EgoCheap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so glad you brought up the cooking thing. I constantly see their Facebook videos shared by people and it’s maddening.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The dumbest corner of the entire internet"
    Someone hasn't seen iFunny Collective.

  • @NonsenseWithGlasses
    @NonsenseWithGlasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.

    • @terra5857
      @terra5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same

    • @serweed
      @serweed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It used to be. It should be.

  • @Zecronym
    @Zecronym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5942

    Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      But it would be in a group chat.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      a little silly a little goofy

    • @BodyCamcast
      @BodyCamcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @FondueTheGoober
      @FondueTheGoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@BodyCamcast this is a joke right you do know what BLM means right?

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Where’s Amanda? This her channel buddy

  • @hannahwerner2249
    @hannahwerner2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I tried watching their show “transformed” cuz I like seeing makeup before and after videos. It was 3 minutes long but took 10 minutes to watch because of all the ads every 20 seconds.

  • @Alexander050101
    @Alexander050101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Always waited for someone to call out the bullshit that happens on snap stories cause not only are they stupid they often just spread lies and misinformation that young kids will actually believe. There’s nowhere to contest this or let people know and comment or report either

    • @gabidoo9304
      @gabidoo9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish I could turn off all the stories 😔

    • @Ringingalong7008
      @Ringingalong7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This! Just a cash grab with no accountability

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Snap is also dangerous on even more levels. There are apps out there that let you see and text private accounts, and one of my friends was targeted by some guy who tried to catfish her, and when that didn't work, he made threats to her. She got scared and deleted her Snap. It's crazy that Snapchat has barely any kind of security at all, and that even private accounts can end up being harassed in this manner.

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I actually just reported a "tile" for misinformation the other day, but I doubt it will actually go anywhere or make any difference. -_-

    • @neptoon928
      @neptoon928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao one time I tried to block all the stories . Blocked about 20 of them until I realized... it was endless

  • @Lahgic
    @Lahgic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    "If you like to watch nothing, watch this!" *immediately gets a midroll ad*

    • @sc8508
      @sc8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Perfect timing right there.

    • @j_ford-ru9li
      @j_ford-ru9li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happened to me while reading this comment lol

  • @penguin-fart
    @penguin-fart 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just wanna say thanks for being funny and helping me get through the day

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:44 I LOVE watching nothing happen!

  • @jasminella2402
    @jasminella2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    Drew: pick something subtle
    My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper

    • @mirandabrumwell5318
      @mirandabrumwell5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      LMAO!! That was my first thought too! “it’s Kidnapper! GOTTA be Kidnapper....It’s not Kidnapper” 😑

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I really said “Crim Inal”

    • @jackieboo33
      @jackieboo33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought “Blackmailer” 🙂that’s what it is... and nope lol

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally
      My second guess was 'steal yr daughter' but I thought it probably wasn't that

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anyalaASMRI'm everybody's friend crimin al

  • @maximairapetov5450
    @maximairapetov5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    It doesn’t matter if a forgot about Rick lax, somehow someway he always finds me

    • @uyduagat
      @uyduagat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wat

    • @sadpaddletime1206
      @sadpaddletime1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 💀

    • @karetrieslife
      @karetrieslife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i blocked him on facebook and now he’s coming for me on snapchat

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should get a sponsorship deal and change his first name to X.
      And every video he could say "This will make you lose your shit!"
      Constipation Eradicated

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can run but you can't hide from the great Rick Lax

  • @utopes
    @utopes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:26 caught me so off guard, I audibly YELPED @ that beautiful solo

  • @Sky-bx9mn
    @Sky-bx9mn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...you can tell I used to work in finance because my first thought was, "wow, I wonder why the kidnapper chose the exact amount that requires reporting the transfer to the government"?

  • @winter333
    @winter333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Old fear: someone murdering me while I’m in the shower. New fear: someone cutting up a wig over me while I’m in the shower.

    • @winter333
      @winter333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshroehl6098 don’t know why you plugged this under my comment but nice channel man, pretty funny

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would take a long time to unclog the drains if a good amount gets down the drain.

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I leggit expected a sitcom-twist that the mom was, like... at a different burger palace, and the kidnappers just go "Uh, ok dude. *blam blam* Kid's dead now, bye."

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Now that would have been a twist ahaha

    • @Nigarj
      @Nigarj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What kinda sitcoms are you watching

    • @ajkcool
      @ajkcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can just imagine *bang bang* then a freeze frame and the Seinfeld theme starts

  • @SubhojitDey
    @SubhojitDey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the one app i always found redundant and wondered why people used it and refused to use it even in the initial days.

  • @ianhandsup
    @ianhandsup ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That clothing change was probably the greatest transition in the history of time