14 Psychological Tricks to Get the Partner You Want

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  • @charliedayfan7322
    @charliedayfan7322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14186

    “Be equally attractive”
    *Task failed successfully*

    • @sandyxloredo
      @sandyxloredo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      SIIP d we failed before the game even started 😅😂

    • @BetuUuUu
      @BetuUuUu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      dude at least you have a good sense of humor

    • @eroith5133
      @eroith5133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bruhs why yall bein depressin what if he meant that hes better lookin that his partner? Smh

    • @grandmashelton9228
      @grandmashelton9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Being funny is better than being attractive

    • @randomperson-uy7kc
      @randomperson-uy7kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yop same

  • @audra8051
    @audra8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4329

    "So how's your boyfriend doing?"
    "Oh, we broke up."
    "I'm sorry to hear that!"
    "Yeah I was just too pretty for him, we were doomed to fail"

    • @acetic6497
      @acetic6497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@weiwei7 ikr

    • @rykerhodge3789
      @rykerhodge3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@weiwei7 it is pretty good 😂 glad there’s someone else just seeing this though

    • @rhythmbhati7512
      @rhythmbhati7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@weiwei7 maybe because we're all bitches lacking self esteem and found this not relatable🤡🤡

    • @Ilovecats082
      @Ilovecats082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A QUEEN

    • @hannahod3814
      @hannahod3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bru

  • @chloeb2524
    @chloeb2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5541

    nobody:
    the comment section: “be equally attractive”

    • @olessalvesen
      @olessalvesen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Awesome BunnyFace
      True though

    • @meithibk2225
      @meithibk2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      frr

    • @jjworld1393
      @jjworld1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am not equally attractive to anyone

    • @Mr.Jack_learning
      @Mr.Jack_learning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we get a F in the chat

    • @sakurahimari3627
      @sakurahimari3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some, it will matter lol. U still have to be kinda like ksksjaaja (people are also turning into weebs, so chances are, their standards are pretty damn high)

  • @Celtjak7
    @Celtjak7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    "Become friends with their friends"
    Me: *being introvert and even seeing my crush is a task itself*

    • @otumsart3989
      @otumsart3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Just tell them about the droid attack on the Wookies.

    • @manahil7972
      @manahil7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ki Adi Mundi same

    • @ArtistShreya4099
      @ArtistShreya4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My crush friends have no interest one me :(

    • @peterevans6480
      @peterevans6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, this would be a problem for me if my crush wasn't an online friend. Much easier to talk to people there. Though I want to ask him if we could call each other but I'm too scared to.. I would like to speak with him more over call and not just texting. I am very scared though..

    • @legoclonetrooper
      @legoclonetrooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the clone attack on the jedi? 😈

  • @despinaioa0340
    @despinaioa0340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28102

    *the couple has to be equally attractive*
    me: HAHAHA help.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      Just note that it’s not really true.

    • @cryptictaco5834
      @cryptictaco5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Fearghus Keitz Yes, it is true. I know from experience 😏😎😎

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Cryptic Taco then you just don’t have anything to bring to the table most likely.

    • @cryptictaco5834
      @cryptictaco5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Fearghus Keitz Oh I do 😏😏😎😎

    • @tomato6233
      @tomato6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Cryptic Taco lmao what XD

  • @trishtrain2075
    @trishtrain2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7098

    “Copy their actions”
    Looks at my crushes test...

    • @whyyoumadsuckmydick4309
      @whyyoumadsuckmydick4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @oh.x honey E? Are you in high school.... Cause no one has an E as a grade... Even in high school

    • @whyyoumadsuckmydick4309
      @whyyoumadsuckmydick4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @oh.x honey I got whooshed... For once I legit didn't get the joke... Ffs

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@whyyoumadsuckmydick4309 some schools do lol. I live in Asia n my school's grades are A B C D E F and U

    • @honeyfox8549
      @honeyfox8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lunarski419 😜

    • @Lucky-xb8vr
      @Lucky-xb8vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lyric Venom.

  • @lilpotato1017
    @lilpotato1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4149

    “Find someone that’s equality attractive”
    *Ight ima head out*

    • @1tsn0nsence
      @1tsn0nsence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lil' Potato101 fr fr fuck all that

    • @matthewsquires8387
      @matthewsquires8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imma go get this other girl in my class, just need to wash my face more often...

    • @reindelljanleirlanozo9689
      @reindelljanleirlanozo9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @ppatrisaurus
      @ppatrisaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bc you are so attractive that nobody can reach your level ;)

    • @Satialfactory
      @Satialfactory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me: *looks at bin*

  • @joeysuekram7493
    @joeysuekram7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    summary:
    1. first impression
    2. availability
    3. mere exposure
    4. chameleon effect
    5. matching hypothesis
    6. pratball effect
    7. tell them a secret
    8. body language
    9. get your adrenaline pumping
    10. gain-loss theory
    11. make friends with their friends
    12. have a sense of humor
    13. subtle touching
    14. be yourself

    • @untoastedtoast3927
      @untoastedtoast3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks!!

    • @as_tb
      @as_tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I cannot emphasize enough how important the last one is!

    • @namjoonki8674
      @namjoonki8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanku,I was finding this only

    • @colinogorman8279
      @colinogorman8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @lena..444
      @lena..444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *chameleon effect*
      **be yourself**

  • @OOoKarmaoOO
    @OOoKarmaoOO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12916

    My social anxiety said no

  • @metalatrium
    @metalatrium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5956

    “Tell them a secret”
    Me:psst
    Me: I have a shrine of you in my room
    Crush: *sprints away*

    • @sebastianbaageschmidt2855
      @sebastianbaageschmidt2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Awkward Ghost dont Think they meant that type of secret to be true, but just try and Tell how it goes

    • @Lav.Daikon24
      @Lav.Daikon24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol!

    • @metalatrium
      @metalatrium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sebastian Baagøe Schmidt r/wooooooosh

    • @erika8349
      @erika8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @erika8349
      @erika8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Erika Aleksandra I guess so! :)

  • @snowbirdo7378
    @snowbirdo7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3924

    "be urself"
    also: "mimic them"

    • @syii7841
      @syii7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lmaoo

    • @ingrima4220
      @ingrima4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      4:19 ” Pee yourself. ”
      Don't forget this tip also!!

    • @vyncentdiangelo
      @vyncentdiangelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya got Le Angel number 222 lol, so I didn't press that like button. But I like your comment so I'm gonna say, "I like" 😂

    • @nyraxox
      @nyraxox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ingrima HAHAHAA I HEAR IT 😭😂😂😂

    • @janice5692
      @janice5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ingrima I heard it 😂😂😂

  • @user-uu9yy4jp5h
    @user-uu9yy4jp5h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    "Tell them a secret"
    Me: Okay, listen up. I don't shave my legs in winter.

  • @esotericmindz
    @esotericmindz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9994

    How to fall in love
    Step one: dig a hole
    Step two: name it love
    Step three:fall in love

  • @sitianhuo9351
    @sitianhuo9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5991

    Step 1: be naturally pretty

    • @maralien2610
      @maralien2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It be like that 😔

    • @loneswan3728
      @loneswan3728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      True😥

    • @kipperthedog789
      @kipperthedog789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Everyone is naturally pretty. Honestly, if you really think about it, nobody is totally ugly. I don’t know you, yet I can assure you you’re not at all ugly. I have never met an ugly person before. If anybody has ever been mean to you, just know that people are always trying to break beautiful things.

    • @ronben-ezer8373
      @ronben-ezer8373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kipperthedog789 so you've never seen me...

    • @Awesomegaming-real
      @Awesomegaming-real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Alexander the Great well no, but actually no

  • @leiaorgana_
    @leiaorgana_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    “Be equally attractive”
    Mission failed. We’ll get em next time

    • @nuv4iaa
      @nuv4iaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or not

    • @albertthepeacock8020
      @albertthepeacock8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Be equally attractive"
      That's like dying in a training stage in a video game

    • @kaydentwocrow3989
      @kaydentwocrow3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      press F for respect

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      COD lol

    • @supermassiveblackhole6315
      @supermassiveblackhole6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to like and your comment will have 666 likes, just one quick statement I wanted to make

  • @lilyscorner4618
    @lilyscorner4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    1:00
    *casually walks outside and screams “I AM SAD AND ALONE, SOMEONE PLEASE LOVE ME.”*

    • @serenanovotney352
      @serenanovotney352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL LOVE THAT

    • @vanbi9430
      @vanbi9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually seems like someone I’ll date

    • @heatherfulmore3412
      @heatherfulmore3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop asking people to love you. Don't put yourself out there. It will happen because God knows what plans he has for your life.

  • @kat-hj7mq
    @kat-hj7mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6795

    “Find someone equally attractive”
    Me: okay .. so like a trash can ?
    Gosh I’ll just be forever single lol

    • @gresiim8104
      @gresiim8104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wdym if that's you on that pfp than you've got nothing to worry about lol :)

    • @kat-hj7mq
      @kat-hj7mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gresi M loooool thats funny im a Girl... and my pfp is a Singer named Sam Kim

    • @gresiim8104
      @gresiim8104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kat-hj7mq ohh I have no idea who that is but then again I'm not huge on k-pop either lol

    • @annas7500
      @annas7500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt this

    • @ImmortalGirl
      @ImmortalGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So me 😂

  • @akyer8085
    @akyer8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7042

    Him: "I have a secret"
    Her: "what?" *blushes
    Him: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

    • @big.studzz3454
      @big.studzz3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      No cap, that's facts though, ohh and did you know that your epidermis is showing?

    • @caden1268
      @caden1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Learning that in biology rn👌😂😂

    • @elliebelle5797
      @elliebelle5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      If a guy did that to me I think I would literally fall in love with his goofy ass

    • @MariaDiaz-nk1np
      @MariaDiaz-nk1np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Okay, but why did that just stand out to me? 😭 like when guys sound smart asf that shit is sexy 😅

    • @danermanerkider
      @danermanerkider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lowkey literally gonna use this on my crush

  • @gperez813
    @gperez813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    First impressions huh...
    *thinks back to 3rd grade*
    *behind me in line*
    Him: your hair smells nice
    Me: ok

    • @manofgod7622
      @manofgod7622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Your hair smalls nice
      You: -thanks-
      You: OKAY

    • @gperez813
      @gperez813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@manofgod7622 yes, exactly

    • @bentenv7524
      @bentenv7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@manofgod7622 I do that all the time whenever I get a compliment. I'm like "Okay... I'm sorry, I don't know how to react to this"

    • @manofgod7622
      @manofgod7622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Benten Van Nuffelen okay

    • @bentenv7524
      @bentenv7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@manofgod7622 Thanks

  • @vervebrrbbfb9513
    @vervebrrbbfb9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9518

    Fun fact: we’re all lonely here.

    • @neriatzir2782
      @neriatzir2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Or trying to get the one we want 😫😫

    • @Imsomeloner
      @Imsomeloner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@maximogallardo1841 bruh I ain't got no friends neither 😂

    • @queenteirra7555
      @queenteirra7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yay I’m not alone 😂

    • @harrytubby4312
      @harrytubby4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thanks for reminding me

    • @vervebrrbbfb9513
      @vervebrrbbfb9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Frank Parker so you finna be lonely pretty soon my mans

  • @chh4y1
    @chh4y1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    *equally attractive*
    me: is ugly*
    i’m in *danger*

    • @okaysyla3578
      @okaysyla3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You have the same name as my crush

    • @yuezuha7970
      @yuezuha7970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@okaysyla3578 same name or maybe SAME PERSON

    • @chh4y1
      @chh4y1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OkaySyla :3 oh 😂

    • @okaysyla3578
      @okaysyla3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yuezuha I don’t like him anymore nvm

    • @chh4y1
      @chh4y1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OkaySyla :3 aw okay

  • @Luhvhur
    @Luhvhur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10683

    "Number one, first impressions."
    *WELL CRAP*

    • @claire6597
      @claire6597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      RoseGold that was me 😂 😂

    • @iamgroot5717
      @iamgroot5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Our first impression was like, "Him/Her???? I neved expected we'd sse each other again"

    • @amazonalexa6478
      @amazonalexa6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I probably failed 😂

    • @fanboi2195
      @fanboi2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Army!

    • @czapysaw4game412
      @czapysaw4game412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

  • @Nova-gh5yr
    @Nova-gh5yr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    "4. Mimic your partner (Chameleon effect)"
    "14. Be yourself"
    Seems legit to me-

    • @dezmondboudreaux8913
      @dezmondboudreaux8913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      『 Jundo 』 I don't even know what to do anymore man

    • @inuakatsuki
      @inuakatsuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Well, I think that mimic your partner is more like an unconscious thing. When we like someone, we tend to mimic certain traits, like the sitting way or the walking style, music tastes and stuff like that. But that's unvoluntarious, you usualy don't choose which behaviour you will imitate, so that doesn't limit you to be yourself, because you are not faking it.

    • @agodwithstyle7445
      @agodwithstyle7445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A mystery of life. We shall never know the true answer

    • @shinecess6387
      @shinecess6387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr! Those are contradictory suggestions

    • @orange1304
      @orange1304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it's possible tho. If you do something similarly to the one you like,push it even further. The same goes for not so meaningful things. For example, let's say, that whenever that person wants others to listen to him/her, he/she says: "Hey, people, (...)". And then, you can do the same. It ain't a big change, and neither does it change whom you are. Yet, he/she might notice, that you have similarities.

  • @marissa7232
    @marissa7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    “Be equally attractive”
    Me: Did you already see beyoncé and Jay-Z

    • @aksa7366
      @aksa7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This comment is actually very inspiring 😊❤️

    • @mariamagboola9658
      @mariamagboola9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Their bank accounts are equally Attractive

    • @Daniel-dh8ro
      @Daniel-dh8ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have never seen two attractive people dating there ia always one that is ugly one that is pretty??? Like I can't like both

    • @carolinacosta7825
      @carolinacosta7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SieMiezekatze NO BC THIS IS ACCURATE

  • @SH-lj8jb
    @SH-lj8jb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5402

    _video_ : *_has to be equally attractive_*
    _me_ : LauGhs In UgLy

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Date an ugly

    • @personinfo4663
      @personinfo4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ugh me tho

    • @moonbxby3816
      @moonbxby3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      f a x

    • @slsuperjason1500
      @slsuperjason1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its a stupid fact also beauty lies on the beholder how someone views preety might be ugly for someone else.So you never hv to consider others perspectives and YO be confident in yourself!!! Confidence is beauty.

    • @itsakmal7820
      @itsakmal7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      look at the comment sections you have a lot of matches

  • @Kingcentipede0909
    @Kingcentipede0909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    Equally attractive eh?
    Me- meh
    Him- *drop dead gorgeous*
    Well I guess that’s it for me

    • @enzobatista8467
      @enzobatista8467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm 🥔

    • @miguelm9190
      @miguelm9190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Id pay to be "meh"

    • @mina8495
      @mina8495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I relate

    • @nievedonnelly2154
      @nievedonnelly2154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eidorian Mori such a mood honestly finally worked out why it’s not going well😂😂🙃

    • @axrye800
      @axrye800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe you're not really giving yourself as much credit as you should.
      I know a lot of people who are really great looking, yet they think they're ugly as all hell.

  • @CzitusCraft
    @CzitusCraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Me: I'm a loser but I'm still gonna watch this
    *First impressions are important*
    Me: I'm out. *cries in the corner*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Czitus The Zep Same

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, but you're single, right?

    • @CzitusCraft
      @CzitusCraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, always been one

    • @lauren.7267
      @lauren.7267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Czitus The Zep I love your profile picture! Led Zeppelin forever!!

    • @CzitusCraft
      @CzitusCraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lauren. Appreciate it ^^

  • @whoknows987
    @whoknows987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "Contain eye contact"
    *Me:* avoids eye contact with every single living thing.

    • @sonida10
      @sonida10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm litterally the opposite i just KNOW i do too much eye contact but i cant help itt i gotta look at him

    • @hunterrez882
      @hunterrez882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at youre likes

    • @amandarain3795
      @amandarain3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      l can't even look my parents in the eye!
      Guess itsgonna be hard for me. I dont know why but I cant do eye contact!

    • @vq2den
      @vq2den 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not me actually liking to make eye contact to make people nervous and freak them out

    • @ShutterBud420
      @ShutterBud420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vq2den menace

  • @TeaquestSagas
    @TeaquestSagas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "Be yourself, but also dont forget point 1-13"

    • @christiaanf503
      @christiaanf503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rai Dreemurr be yourself while remembering point 1 - 13

    • @Rudi361
      @Rudi361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So dont be yourself

    • @rukeyburg1084
      @rukeyburg1084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe in being yourself. I believe in believing yourself

  • @KrazeElk
    @KrazeElk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    I was doing really well until stage 7, I told her my secret and she started to seem sad and let down. I didn’t understand why so I ask her what’s wrong? She said oh nothing. I don’t get it, all I did was tell her that I’m gay. Smh all girls are the same.

    • @arimightspeak2381
      @arimightspeak2381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Lmao I didnt expect to find YOU in these comments 😂

    • @KrazeElk
      @KrazeElk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      arimightspeak yooooo you were in my stream.

    • @heythere6629
      @heythere6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      wow your so precious lmao

    • @sulffojus1227
      @sulffojus1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAHAHAHA XD

    • @pablohuesomerino
      @pablohuesomerino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Maybe she liked you

  • @FloppedASF
    @FloppedASF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    I do all of DO NOT in body language..

    • @Siwyenbast
      @Siwyenbast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Yeah, it's like they don't want people with Autism Spectrum Disorders to have a shot at love...

    • @lookwhosinsideagain3489
      @lookwhosinsideagain3489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Those "do not's" are all I really do in social situations:/

    • @FloppedASF
      @FloppedASF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Hannah Younessian i am not shy, I have social anxiety

    • @Kinaibhlan
      @Kinaibhlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Social anxiety sucks balls

    • @samdal420
      @samdal420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me tu

  • @Eneps1gos
    @Eneps1gos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Be yourself"
    Me: **is begin my self**
    My crush:she's weird...

    • @ocskopf
      @ocskopf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ull find better, sistah

    • @itdobelikedattho8112
      @itdobelikedattho8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We never look at someone who likes us, we look at someone who don't like us

    • @grey5395
      @grey5395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itdobelikedattho8112 it be like that

  • @azante4528
    @azante4528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    14 psychological tricks to be alone forever, oh wait there is no trick ... It's reality

    • @kittymewmewziscute4459
      @kittymewmewziscute4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Azante oof I'd have a list of those tricks ;-;

    • @nora4981
      @nora4981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just be a decent person with character... it's not that hard ... unless you don't have a personality

    • @meiso3643
      @meiso3643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't have a personality .....

    • @sontar6726
      @sontar6726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      suddenly this section has become quite...darkish c_c

    • @fernandobaez5561
      @fernandobaez5561 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real world is dark. Don't hide the thing in plain sight.

  • @Dyersobsession
    @Dyersobsession 6 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Tip 15:
    - Become witch
    - make them fall in love with you with a spell

    • @Dave286i
      @Dave286i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hannah Ellen
      there is a pricy cost doing witchcraft. but most see it when it's too late

    • @d.d717
      @d.d717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dave286i What is that? :O

    • @debiedebsielein3264
      @debiedebsielein3264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@d.d717 your life and soul.

    • @curiousperson3239
      @curiousperson3239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mucho Dave like what?

    • @d.d717
      @d.d717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@debiedebsielein3264 ooo oh meh gosh r u serious

  • @thatstheteasis9125
    @thatstheteasis9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    14: Be Yourself!
    me: well i’m screwed

    • @GEBSOS
      @GEBSOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @therickpower978minecraftcl9
      @therickpower978minecraftcl9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @christianthornton7688
      @christianthornton7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s the tea sis shit... well my train of love was derailed at about the start of this video so whatever.

    • @Vexis_plays_games
      @Vexis_plays_games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The thing is. When I am myself, I seem to scar people away because they can't stand to be around someone as weird as me

    • @xom7757
      @xom7757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Ark I would suggest looking into Myers Briggs and the "16 Personality Types". MBTI isn't perfect, and it's not something to live by to a T, but it is helpful when trying to find who you would likely be the most compatible with. It's a very intuitive approach, and it doesn't include any unhelpful mystical crap like in Astrology. I believe that when two people don't get along, it's not because one of them is a 'loser', but because the two think differently and simply don't share the same cards, if you will. Just honestly pick the 'type' that best describes you, and then look on TH-cam for videos by people of your 'type' that talk about what 'types' they tend to get along with the most and in what ways. And if, through your study of typology, you find out that you've been calling yourself "unbearably weird" because you've been stuck in the dreaded Ni-Ti loop, then that might be a sign of a gift that you just don't know how to use, and you might just need to learn how to spend the time in your own head in a healthier way. That's what I, as an INFJ, needed to do.

  • @purplex360
    @purplex360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "Be yourself!"
    Me: *acts true to myself
    *Everyone disliked that*

    • @clxdyshy5085
      @clxdyshy5085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr and then u like damn

    • @Nini_mnx
      @Nini_mnx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda true ._.

    • @joeyw8326
      @joeyw8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you can't be yourself around people, those people aren't the ones for you.

    • @laura-mh2fn
      @laura-mh2fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

  • @HudahTuTink
    @HudahTuTink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I have something to add on to 14. Sure, bring yourself is good, but also change for the better. Negative traits are usually off-putting.

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ❤️

    • @IronPhysik
      @IronPhysik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      exactly, be yourself, BUT be on a constant trail of self improvement.
      well said

    • @V3RITAZ_42
      @V3RITAZ_42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you’re looking for a LIFE partner it’s better to be yourself.

    • @unaverage9675
      @unaverage9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoo Doo You Think? I tend to scream stuff like “ I have the shiniest meat bicycle!” What am I doing wrong?

  • @r0cktf3ll4gaming3
    @r0cktf3ll4gaming3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "To attract the partner you want to be with""Be yourself".
    .
    .
    .
    And other hilarious jokes to tell yourself

    • @cade75
      @cade75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R0CK!TF3LL4 Gaming its true, there are a lot of people on this planet so it might take time to find the someone meant for you, but if you pretend to be someone else you’re just going to attract people who like the fake side of you and that’s never a good mix for a truly successful and great relationship

  • @agresthetic
    @agresthetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7461

    1. Dig a hole
    2. Call it love
    3. Fall in the hole
    4. Make a friend push your crush in the hole
    Now, your crush fell in love with you. You're welcome ;3
    What's this? 6k? Responses to comments? There's life? THANK YOU FELLOW STRANGERS!!

    • @camishaher
      @camishaher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      H E L L O M E IS THAT MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG ON UR PROFILE PIC?!

    • @agresthetic
      @agresthetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@camishaher 0.0 yes

    • @brokenplane4604
      @brokenplane4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@camishaher you put her last name too XD

    • @DrGaurangSavardekar
      @DrGaurangSavardekar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Dig a deeper hole so that both of you can't escape and this will increase the time spent with each other.

    • @agresthetic
      @agresthetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DrGaurangSavardekar | Now that's a reply I didn't expect XD

  • @teamgrian4539
    @teamgrian4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    7: Tell them a secret
    *Holy crap I'll have to say that I commited several war crimes in the former Yugoslavia*

    • @mr.shepherdspie7958
      @mr.shepherdspie7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mood

    • @ArtistShreya4099
      @ArtistShreya4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So my stupid tip of the day:
      If u don't have any secret to tell to your crush just tell them that u love them
      Just don't yell at me if he or she rejects u

    • @annolah9050
      @annolah9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHHAA I LOVE THIS

    • @General-kv7rt
      @General-kv7rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why i found this comment when video was on that number
      It must be some stand ability

    • @valevisan
      @valevisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Ah shit, not again*

  • @pancake9621
    @pancake9621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    *sees title
    All right! Time to get the love of my life!!
    "Both partners must be equally attractive"
    Nevermind

    • @najjywa
      @najjywa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i felt this :((

    • @justanotherperson3861
      @justanotherperson3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Body language: What I do that I shouldn’t...
      Hide Torso **Tick**
      Hide Hands **Double Tick**
      Not Smiling Enough **A lot of ticks **
      No Eye Contact **Wow if this was a maths game of how many ticks you could get I’d win by far ;^; **

    • @dose2820
      @dose2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha you are funny.

    • @samyagupta1197
      @samyagupta1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Army I see👀

    • @zuali1925
      @zuali1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HYUCK

  • @yoohan7814
    @yoohan7814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    Psychology fact: we will forget 99.9% of these facts😂

    • @tr1stan706
      @tr1stan706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahah, although if taking notes + actually using the insights helps a shit ton

    • @lilrexlapis
      @lilrexlapis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tristan Games - Don’t tell anyone I’m taking notes

    • @charislukar8729
      @charislukar8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @Zubster14_
      @Zubster14_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @vindhya8498
      @vindhya8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @FireHax0rd
    @FireHax0rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    4:19 thought she said pee yourself..tbh that one would be easier

  • @isakdahl7054
    @isakdahl7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ah, yes. The most important tip. “Pee yourself”
    4:19

    • @Judai_11
      @Judai_11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @francescamoran7503
      @francescamoran7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @er-xj8sn
      @er-xj8sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's go Pre-School me really had something then

    • @Lo_.
      @Lo_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Be yourself”
      Me, but if I would try any of the previous points I would not be myself: *oke*

  • @Shekinahhhh
    @Shekinahhhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14641

    Fun fact: You are not watching in full screen.

  • @magobenilde6127
    @magobenilde6127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    how do you even *start* a conversation??!

    • @joelfairchildunderwood9843
      @joelfairchildunderwood9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Just talk about things like music, try to get to know the person's most causal characteristics

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Precisely why I'm the most awkward texter in history.

    • @macylauren5547
      @macylauren5547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      just hi

    • @xokkuma
      @xokkuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      reply to their snapchat story and you’ll have a conversation that will last about a minute but if they don’t post on their story or have a snapchat then i don’t know how to help you

    • @tofolcano9639
      @tofolcano9639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You just did😂

  • @Delta-ro3kx
    @Delta-ro3kx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "The realationship is more likely to succeed if both partners are equally attractive"
    Damn.
    "More or less"
    Still damn. xD

    • @tylerdavis8772
      @tylerdavis8772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess I'll have to settle for a potato

    • @halcioncocaine2096
      @halcioncocaine2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first impression I got with her,was lust!

    • @maithreyi5928
      @maithreyi5928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @maithreyi5928
      @maithreyi5928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tylerdavis8772 rofl🤣🤣

  • @saraperestrelo
    @saraperestrelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    sooo, copying their movements enh?
    me: ignores him
    *THANKS FOR THE LIKES IHIHI :3*

  • @auliaaliyev4759
    @auliaaliyev4759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I'm single! Feel the power of my attraction!!

    • @joelfairchildunderwood9843
      @joelfairchildunderwood9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Damn

    • @markusgounit
      @markusgounit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey it does create attraction when you said I am single !

    • @PavisGladius
      @PavisGladius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @auliaaliyev4759
      @auliaaliyev4759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ivan Ivanovitch ivanovsky I am amazed how you can be attracted to someone you do not know. And I don't even have a profile picture on! Furthermore, do you even know whether I'm male, female, or an apache heli?
      But thank you for taking an interest in this weirdo :D

    • @markusgounit
      @markusgounit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aulia Aliyev that's the point of this video ! when you mentioned you are a single it does give you feeling, hey he/she single so am I ! that means that person is free to look around ! its some what connect or give hope, how do you feel when you try to be friend with someone and he/she replay or you found out, "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!" its instant turn off factor!
      so I guess letting know that I am single is good start point ,but I guess second point is that 30 seconds rule which involves person's look and body !
      but I always try to look person's thinking level , maturity and also weirdness frequency as same as me hehehehe

  • @zaydhamdan6758
    @zaydhamdan6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    “How to manipulate someone into liking you”*

    • @jstone3312
      @jstone3312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      omg I love your profile pic, Saiki K is amazing 😂

    • @prncess
      @prncess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      J Stone I agree & was about to comment that, lmaoo

    • @MariosPOS
      @MariosPOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This isnt manipulation lol. these tricks won't do shit if there isn't a feeling already there. its more about what you SHOULDN'T do (eg: don't be mean, don't play hard to get, don't be condescending etc) rather than what you "should" do (eg; copy their movements, touch them subtly etc).

    • @wallytomlins
      @wallytomlins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Marios POS misattribution affect is manipulation

    • @MariosPOS
      @MariosPOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wallytomlins care to elaborate?

  • @tymoteuszkosinski5352
    @tymoteuszkosinski5352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Today I literally said to my crush: ''hey, did you notice I was practicing eye contact with you''

    • @vienamine
      @vienamine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Now I really want to know what ur crush said...

    • @noomre9105
      @noomre9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What did they say?

    • @tymoteuszkosinski5352
      @tymoteuszkosinski5352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      She said that she appreciates it and recently I think we've been on the right track (after I told her I missed her she literally told me I'm cute)

    • @juibumgeilheit5951
      @juibumgeilheit5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tymoteuszkosinski5352 thats nice

    • @padstar.
      @padstar. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Tymoteusz Kosiński u got this in the bag champ

  • @bigfloppa6703
    @bigfloppa6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Find someone who's equally attractive to you"
    me: *Adios*

    • @turg9115
      @turg9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao I'm gonna have to date a trashcan

    • @CHiOE
      @CHiOE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turg9115 same

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A match made in heaven, don’t you think? @E N @CHiOE

    • @CHiOE
      @CHiOE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theautisticartist9370 I think so

    • @user-vn1tl9df1o
      @user-vn1tl9df1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am date with my router.
      I love my router and we play together and speend so much time togheter all day.
      We work together and my girl freind(router) is best.
      This is true love gamers

  • @zuzu8188
    @zuzu8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    “Be equally attractive”
    Me:....... *guess I have to date a potato* 🥔

    • @pierrelapp2174
      @pierrelapp2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

    • @roxannecg5983
      @roxannecg5983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Random Super Fan meet I’maPotato

    • @mulkkoggi
      @mulkkoggi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Potatoes are attractive tho 💛

    • @zuzu8188
      @zuzu8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sheila B ture, we can be made into French Fries 🍟💛

    • @boomshell8506
      @boomshell8506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How old are u ?

  • @kipjack
    @kipjack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    "the couple has to be equally attractive"
    Well, my girlfriend is the most gorgeous human in the world and I am a walking trash bin so idk what happened with us

    • @moth7614
      @moth7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      GhostTown
      I don't even have a friend😭😂

    • @therickpower978minecraftcl9
      @therickpower978minecraftcl9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moth7614 same

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wrong. My crush, is the most gorgeous human in the world. Noone else!

    • @isabellahu4606
      @isabellahu4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So she really lives you for who you are?

    • @winterismyfavseason
      @winterismyfavseason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's so cute

  • @torakosakuma
    @torakosakuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    6. *seems more human and relatable*
    7. Tell them a secret.
    ‘I’m not human,’

  • @EMPrest
    @EMPrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "tell your crush a secre"
    Me: I'm gay
    Crush: ok, just don't get a crush on me
    Me: 😬 about that...

    • @mariix2757
      @mariix2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol same for them feel for this straight boy at work he’s cute tho 😖

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F

    • @Dalisa516
      @Dalisa516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I CAN RELATE😭

    • @user-vn1tl9df1o
      @user-vn1tl9df1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariix2757 you're girl right?

    • @Rosalie_YT
      @Rosalie_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-vn1tl9df1o probly not

  • @jupiterdoe1776
    @jupiterdoe1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I crashed into a glass wall
    Am I more attractive now?

    • @moth7614
      @moth7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One time I wanted to run to the stairs. I jumped and fell on my head and my crush saw it.I had to go to the hospital
      My crush was next to me when I fell
      So embarrassing

    • @alleyaaa
      @alleyaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof,,, some of my schoolmates got stabbed several times by tiny glass shards because one of our glass doors (no, our school did not naturally have glass doors. It was a temporary school because our actual school was under construction) decided to BREAK during a hot day. We were all 12 at the time- big yikes to witness it. Terribly injured girl went to the clinic afterwards, if i remember right

    • @ehm.toasting
      @ehm.toasting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me and my cousin were playing tag one time and I tripped on my own freaking feet and had the hugest fall of a life time. That was right in front of a boy. I just layed there for eternity feeling all embarrassed until he asked me "are you okay...?" And I freaked out and ran home

    • @agate865
      @agate865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I passed out once because of sleep deprivation and I wasn’t eating enough... does that count?

    • @autreUS4
      @autreUS4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could someone slam my face in a door, I want to be hot like squidward once was

  • @dinha10ok
    @dinha10ok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Believe it or not, people feel when you're not being yourself.

    • @LittleLulubee
      @LittleLulubee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      A lot of people go through life not being themselves. It's kind of encouraged in our society to be fake.

    • @joelfairchildunderwood9843
      @joelfairchildunderwood9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The whole point of being yourself is not caring about what others think so why would you care if others think you're not being yourself if you're being yourself?

    • @mfbond13
      @mfbond13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Joel Fairchild Underwood you just blew my mind

    • @vladimirgolosin4699
      @vladimirgolosin4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wait Joel... i can't process that xD

    • @michelenintricepsi6529
      @michelenintricepsi6529 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No they cant

  • @flextapefanatic564
    @flextapefanatic564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Equally atractive eh?
    Me- Okay
    Her- Beautiful
    Um, close enough

    • @firsttimecommentingkindane8721
      @firsttimecommentingkindane8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me
      Ugly shit
      Him
      in my eyes, CUTEEEEEEEEDHDHSHSJSH

    • @julianacosta3868
      @julianacosta3868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me : ugly
      Him: totally handsome and cute
      Well...

    • @bentenv7524
      @bentenv7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Erika Aleksandra Yeah, get some sleep I'd say

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beeparadise9631 ykw same

    • @Taranymph
      @Taranymph 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      not even sure how attractive i am lol, help

  • @unicorn484
    @unicorn484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “Tell them a secret”
    Me: “Psst. Wanna know a secret? ...I murdered a guy.”🌚❤️

  • @chuNINEun
    @chuNINEun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    By "being myself" I repel people away from me.

    • @AwkwardSnowdude
      @AwkwardSnowdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then focus on self improvement before searching for a partner

    • @moth7614
      @moth7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      being myself means for me that I want to be lonely in nature with animals
      Do you think I can marry my cat 🤔

    • @raymonddeactivated7118
      @raymonddeactivated7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I scare all the little children

    • @moth7614
      @moth7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tikki The kwami ;3 Yeah so that they find out that i have depression and that i am suicidal

  • @sonic.energy.drink.
    @sonic.energy.drink. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Me: gee i wonder why no one has asked me out
    Also Me: *spinning on my back in Target*

    • @god9272
      @god9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like you've spoken for the most of us

    • @okaysyla3578
      @okaysyla3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @stella-nt5fn
      @stella-nt5fn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LochNessi Monster i legit fell on the ground and made up a whole dance during class 💀

  • @babayaga4513
    @babayaga4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "No one will ever like u if ur not urself"
    No one likes me as i am now so idk if thats true

    • @ashers_aether7256
      @ashers_aether7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      sweetbabylizard well if they fall in love with who your pretending to be, they didn’t fall in love with you

    • @isabellahu4606
      @isabellahu4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SilenceOfThought maybe the right person will come along later

  • @julialabond1825
    @julialabond1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    No one:
    Psych2Go: You have to be equally attractive
    Everyone in the comments: AHHhHHHHhhH why
    Btw, If i get 100 likes I'll tell my crush I like her

  • @overcookedwater1947
    @overcookedwater1947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    I tried showing a girl I like my toenail and feces collection but she threw up. Needless to say, I didn't like her anymore after that. I find vomit gross!

    • @BortLoco
      @BortLoco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I guess you did the right thing lmao

    • @thatoneguy7740
      @thatoneguy7740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Damn, I kind of want to see your collection. Do you have all types of sizes and colors? Do they smell delicious. Most importantly, can you snort them. . . . . .for research purposes?

    • @overcookedwater1947
      @overcookedwater1947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      that one guy yes, yes and yes

    • @fatimakhan4671
      @fatimakhan4671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Why'd she puke?

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

  • @BortLoco
    @BortLoco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    I'll always be single. xD

    • @davidmate8345
      @davidmate8345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same lol

    • @Gogeta2501
      @Gogeta2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ivan187 Lol welcome by the Single Squad

    • @xFelix1307x
      @xFelix1307x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ivan187 i am already attracted Kappa

    • @vampyluna7692
      @vampyluna7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Singletons for life - cheea!

    • @dashnsmash
      @dashnsmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Well we've done great in the availability part

  • @honeyisepic7901
    @honeyisepic7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    my confidence: _hey wanna come out?_
    me: sorry _she said no.._
    my social anxiety: *laughs in evil*

    • @gingham5545
      @gingham5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Make eye contact”
      *laughs in social anxiety*

  • @anevrans84
    @anevrans84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Them telling me what is not attractive: "Not keeping eye contact"
    Me and my Aspergers: Oh well..

  • @ajvanhovel4514
    @ajvanhovel4514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Reading these comments make me feel less bad about being single😂

    • @shahdizz4118
      @shahdizz4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reading yours made me realize that

  • @danharold5055
    @danharold5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    *"be yourself"*
    bold of you to assume i havent done this since birth...

  • @DrixenStrelitzia
    @DrixenStrelitzia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    me: *becomes myself*
    crush: i dont like you because youre not what im looking for in a partner
    me: *wheeps in the deepest corner of the underworld

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That second line of your actions might be why she doesn’t like you, they say girls like bad boys but they don’t normally mean literal demons from the underworld.

    • @naimayusufmohammed9064
      @naimayusufmohammed9064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to tarturus where your biggest fears are reality.

    • @ankurmazumder5590
      @ankurmazumder5590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naimayusufmohammed9064 why not try Kaguya to put a "mugen tsukomi" on u?? 😂😂😂

  • @apparentlylexy
    @apparentlylexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Why would you even wanna be in a relationship with someone that didn’t fall in love with YOUR personality??

  • @gabygarcia9103
    @gabygarcia9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I fell in front of my crush and he laughed at me lmao

    • @samidare8204
      @samidare8204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. Some wind blew me over
      But it was worth it cuz I love his laugh

    • @1337b3nnyvav00m
      @1337b3nnyvav00m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao he at least thinks of you as a friend. If my girlfriend fell over I’d laugh before asking if she was alright.

    • @carlita3939
      @carlita3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      xxyoung-biasxx lol thats so cute ❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

    • @samidare8204
      @samidare8204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlita3939
      Oh jeez I realized, awh thanks 😁😂

    • @operiwinkleo1932
      @operiwinkleo1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally falling for him... Somewhat

  • @n.a.f.k
    @n.a.f.k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    Ok, especially the subtle touching will be difficult without feeling like a total creep. 😅

    • @Psych2go
      @Psych2go  6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Haha.

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It won't be creepy as long as keep the subtle toutching on his di-

    • @badtiming2775
      @badtiming2775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought so too, until I realized that it happened to me and the guy I like a couple of times. Now I think there might be something between us (but probably absolutely nothing, though, and it's all just me). Makes me crazy

    • @alineortolan6110
      @alineortolan6110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Appear to be distracted.

    • @galenpanna827
      @galenpanna827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Booping someone noose or cheek usually works! :D

  • @eliasfrahat7074
    @eliasfrahat7074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    The only partner I currently want is a work partner to help me with my work I don't have time for love currently still thanks for the video

    • @Jazking95Plays
      @Jazking95Plays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Elias Frahat isn't that called an assistant?

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂same

    • @Psych2go
      @Psych2go  6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You can try to find someone to be both. :)

    • @AICHIIN01
      @AICHIIN01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      U can still date but be focus on work. Trust me u can do it. Im not into being too clingy at my boyfriend and he focus on his work 24/7 daily. We do text sometimes but hey he need make a living and earn enought. He also have many working partners he focus alot with. Males to female co workers.

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Are you looking for a work partner in the comments section? 😂😂

  • @basicallyinvisible1660
    @basicallyinvisible1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1. mimic them
    2. be equally attractive
    3. be yourself
    Me: *look at myself in the mirror "well howdy fine gentlemen 😏"

  • @trolled3
    @trolled3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “Equally attractive”
    *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @andisadoily1935
    @andisadoily1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    For some reason whenever you make a video, it is about information relevant in my life at that given moment, which is a great coincidence, so thank you for coincidentally helping me in all of my life situations

    • @andisadoily1935
      @andisadoily1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What Ever I hope so that would be fun to brag about, and someone spieing on me just to send me a bunch of advice would be great 👌

  • @bluebell560
    @bluebell560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Love can so easily be explained with science. The love my boyfriend and I have all comes down to chemicals.
    It's my chemical romance.

    • @nehajeyaram7668
      @nehajeyaram7668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i didn’t need this

    • @mehdunno3610
      @mehdunno3610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bless you

    • @mamdaero_24
      @mamdaero_24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Alexa play Teenagers by My Chemical Romance*

    • @MUSHA-fy1kp
      @MUSHA-fy1kp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's a reason it's called chemistry ...

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That went from cynical to edgy to emo all in 2 sentences.
      I don’t normally do this but you get a like

  • @marlowemarlowe69
    @marlowemarlowe69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    but here’s the thing i don’t wanna date ogres so that whole “dating someone equally as attractive” isn’t really gonna work out for me...

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you’re an ogre? No offence.

  • @denisduev713
    @denisduev713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "Tell a secret"
    Me: hey im a murderer and i like to kill people for fun but shhhhh
    My crush: OMG... Thats so cute i think i love you

    • @cheeseball347
      @cheeseball347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made me lol

    • @namjoonsleftdimple849
      @namjoonsleftdimple849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yu I'd probably say the same as the girl but that's just my preference @>@

    • @denisduev713
      @denisduev713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@namjoonsleftdimple849 I see u are a man of a culture as well

    • @yaniadjow687
      @yaniadjow687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Значи не съм единственият самотен българин тук!

    • @denisduev713
      @denisduev713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yaniadjow687 Трябва се подкрепяме брато
      😩

  • @jimmygunner2904
    @jimmygunner2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    *Tell your crush a secret*
    Me who has told my crush I like her: Task failed successfully

    • @gektoast4968
      @gektoast4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve done this many times...

  • @leafychild5179
    @leafychild5179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Me and my crush were rivals and I disliked her because I wanted to be the smartest. I always tried to get higher grades and teased her when I did, then I started to become self-consious around her. I would think about if I looked good in front of her, and then I tried to impress her. I realized I had feelings for her and this was the first time, I have always told myself that I didn't need anyone else. I didn't want to like her, but I did. I put on a shell and avoided her because when she got too close, I would blush and look away. I still teased her but it was hard to hold up a shell with her right next to me, I would look like a nervous wreck.
    Why does this sound like an anime plot?

    • @zilfiii
      @zilfiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was Just about to comment that this would make a great anime lol

    • @alleyaaa
      @alleyaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh wow, same but roles switched- im the nervous wreck and he's the other smart kid 😂 i cant believe someone else shares this experience with me! Thank you so much for existing

    • @zilfiii
      @zilfiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      your crush:”i like you.”
      You:*laughing hysterically*
      “You ..like? Me? HAHAHA you foolish human being... THATS NOTHING!
      I LOVE YOU! WHAHAHHAHAH YOU’LL NEVER BEAT ME!”

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Rory and Paris, at least how I wanted them to end up

    • @miya6145
      @miya6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooo it reminds me of the anime special A

  • @ThisIsTori_
    @ThisIsTori_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Be equally attractive” is pretty subjective.

  • @irishpuppy3090
    @irishpuppy3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Equally attractive"
    *throws hopes and dreams in trash*
    Me: well I guess my soulmate is a potato.

  • @megahasbeentakenanims
    @megahasbeentakenanims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Me: *starts being myself*
    also me:Where's everyone?
    everyone:

    • @barrybeef2532
      @barrybeef2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we're right here buddy :)

    • @LeonardoSouza-to1hj
      @LeonardoSouza-to1hj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhh man that's y I cant afford to be my self

  • @xx_breakfastroll_4627
    @xx_breakfastroll_4627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I just love how psych2go’s animation is getting better and better!

  • @True_LoCri
    @True_LoCri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really feel like the last point was the most important one and yet it was less touched upon than the others. Being yourself is the most important aspect. You attract people like yourself when you act like yourself, if you're gonna act fake then good luck keeping up the charade. But most importantly, get out more. I know it's hard to hear for some people, but you have to get out to meet people (unless you wanna do long distance). Go to events that are themed around your interests. Huge Nerd? Go to a convention (just make sure you don't go into creeper mode). Love music? Go to a concert. Etc.

  • @gamersloth9175
    @gamersloth9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "No one will ever like you if you're trying to be something your not"
    Me: *cries in anxiety*

    • @Melody-mc3bn
      @Melody-mc3bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dood i used to be really anxious too, but meditation really helped me calm down, try it man.

  • @pernicious_io
    @pernicious_io 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    4:20 "Pee yourself" 😂

    • @euphemia187
      @euphemia187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      „It may sound cheasy but it‘s a 100% true“

    • @Elias.M92
      @Elias.M92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard it too ahah

    • @anonymoususer4412
      @anonymoususer4412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was at 4:19 when I read the comment🤣

    • @samt8770
      @samt8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420

    • @jasm274
      @jasm274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's what I did on my first impression😂

  • @jaelleebean3763
    @jaelleebean3763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I confessed to the boy I'm interested in and asked if he would want to go on a date. His response was he was busy and would need it to be after school got out. I then texted him the weekend after school finished asking once again if he'd want to go to a movie or something. That was 4 days ago and he still hasn't responded, but I'm confused as I was getting so many great signs he wanted to be more than friends before, such as touching, smiling, shyness, even flirting. Now I feel hurt and ignored, but also incredibly sad that I'm not in his life. I just want to see him again and get to know him, spend some time with him. If you have any advice I'm all ears.

    • @andisadoily1935
      @andisadoily1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Indecisive Rain I'm sure it'll work out, if he doesn't love you it's just another chance to meat someone else who's great, best of luck and I hope everything works out ok 👍

    • @killians_arts7260
      @killians_arts7260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Indecisive Rain don't waste your time with him, if he won't give you a straight answer he ain't worth the time

    • @Mech-Badger-Man
      @Mech-Badger-Man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's a hard and horrid think to say but don't get clingy (I'm awful at it, I really get it don't worry) for your own sake as well as anything else. Maybe try asking to do something a little less scary or obviously datly? But without it being much of a deal, from what little you have said they might just be shy, or not, one thing I always forget is others are constant going though similar shit to you, and without knowlage I've no idea what is going on in their life.

    • @JohnsCoolVideos
      @JohnsCoolVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’ve been in a similar situation recently. Just ask yourself whether or not it’s worth it to try to get into contact with him. (What are the pros and cons of texting him and not texting him)

    • @CzitusCraft
      @CzitusCraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      2 options:
      1. He doesn't want to go.
      2. He's too shy to answer.
      Let's hope it's the latter one :P

  • @justbloomy_
    @justbloomy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me: * Being myself *
    The other 13 reasons: *So I see you arent following my rules*

  • @CupieK
    @CupieK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I love your channel but I've noticed that you dont have citations in the description?? "Research shows" isnt enough. Can you please link to the sources. Thanks.
    Respectfully,
    A viewer

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i support this but your name’s right there bro they know who sent the message

    • @ducksarecute9662
      @ducksarecute9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you scroll they link the article

  • @lovers_house2948
    @lovers_house2948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    4:20 I thought it said “PEE yourself”

    • @chiaki8
      @chiaki8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      xøxø bee “it may sound cheesy”

    • @korired208
      @korired208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hehehe 420

    • @gmjedi1015
      @gmjedi1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’ve done that. It doesn’t help

    • @mousey_boi
      @mousey_boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@korired208 that's exactly what I was thinking lmao

    • @crystalleaf1031
      @crystalleaf1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I must say that is pretty..uh..useful?

  • @karimbamarni7176
    @karimbamarni7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Have a sence for humor:
    Me: laughs in german

    • @leenijustleeni1584
      @leenijustleeni1584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Der Kurdii Actually it‘s sense of

    • @jaanarajamaa491
      @jaanarajamaa491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Der deutsche Kommentar HAHAHAHAH icchhhh bin deutsche was soll ich jetzt schreiben. Granatapfel GAGAG

    • @karimbamarni7176
      @karimbamarni7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loki’s biggest fanigirl hahaha

    • @christophkrass6929
      @christophkrass6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I just laughed in German at this joke...

    • @karimbamarni7176
      @karimbamarni7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christoph Krass 70 andere leute auch haha

  • @goldy5677
    @goldy5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "tell them a secret"
    me: "i got a bag of cheese in the bag im gonna sniff later aight, dont tell anyone ;)"

    • @antsarumae4659
      @antsarumae4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one. If I were a woman and a guy told me that i'd be instantly moist.

    • @mabintykoroma6614
      @mabintykoroma6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antsarumae4659 MOIST

  • @evil_mimi
    @evil_mimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Step 1: Have any sort of communication with your crush
    Me: WELP

    • @marchstars3318
      @marchstars3318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro trust me, you’ll get there. It may not be with this specific crush but... you’ll get there.

  • @darkagephoenix
    @darkagephoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    On point one I knew I'm done because:
    "First impressions"
    I've known the kid for almost 3 years whoops

    • @-unbreakeblecow488
      @-unbreakeblecow488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, i messed that up with some girls.

    • @moth7614
      @moth7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      - UnbreakebleCow
      I messed that up with some boys 😰😬

    • @-unbreakeblecow488
      @-unbreakeblecow488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moth7614 i just learned that you dont need to panic when you talk to a girl/boy for the first time

    • @oliviagabriel3233
      @oliviagabriel3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've known him for 5 months xD

    • @itzzz_deshara_2796
      @itzzz_deshara_2796 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t even remember our first impression of eachother we’ve known eachother for 7 years

  • @jeffreyaustin6279
    @jeffreyaustin6279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I'm moving to a new school next year. I might use some of these tricks. Thanks for the vid! :)

    • @bassafratz
      @bassafratz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just Listen IM GOING TO A NEW SCHOOL THIS YEAR AND I MIGHT USE SOME OF THESE TRICKS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOW

    • @MrElmente
      @MrElmente 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Listen same

    • @kiky.mp4
      @kiky.mp4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! I'm starting high school very soon.

    • @joelfairchildunderwood9843
      @joelfairchildunderwood9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Starting college

    • @jeffreyaustin6279
      @jeffreyaustin6279 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joel Fairchild Underwood What do you want to major in?

  • @lehgaming3127
    @lehgaming3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Who’s crush 👏 is one of their 👏 close guy friends 👏 but is too scared 👏 to tell them your feelings 👏 because you flirt way to much as a joke 👏 and he’ll never take you seriously 👏 so you end up crying in your bedroom 👏 all day thinking about them 👏 and how there probably 👏 gonna get a girlfriend 👏 and then your sad for the rest of your life 👏
    - *ME*

    • @bonithechubbypotato5100
      @bonithechubbypotato5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You ok?

    • @shockingred2626
      @shockingred2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I joke around too much, and when I’m serious I have to be really serious or people I talk to won’t take it seriously.

    • @lexisla2687
      @lexisla2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :(

    • @hoshi3168
      @hoshi3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I read ur comment while clapping

    • @lehgaming3127
      @lehgaming3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      redveluv haha 😂