In order for Trigger Me Elmo to be entirely non-discriminating, I think it's imperative that you teach him slurs against EVERY race and color. Looking forward to the follow-up video. LOL but seriously this is truly excellent, your sense of humor is on point.
@@ziwuri well alot of Southerners have some of little native DNA on average due to slavery and colonization, it's just I'm around 30 percent more than the average southerner is lol
kii.ama. draws this man is the next Korosensei except he doesn’t give a shit for you and wasn’t an assassin but in fact a world destroying Filipino man also I am Filipino
Kim Emmerich he could have been saying “16 year old elon” or “depressed peter” as replacing “16 year old” with “depressed” and “elon” with “peter” so no need for correction here
Future note to myself that this would make a genious prank to just stay setup 24/7 on omegle and just let it run constantly, like an SCP-esque enigma of some kind
This is the best NordVPN advertisement I've ever seen. He's doesn't just tell you about how secure it is, but shows in-action how secure it is by "hacking" himself with/without using the VPN.
Too sad that his explanation only worked because of the way he programmed his stuff. 99.99% of everything a normal person would do at a Starbucks is sent over encrypted connections. Even say, playing Fortnite. That's why he couldn't just read his own network data in his "Robot that shoots him when he gets shot in Fortnite" video. VPNs have many uses but this is just misleading and deceiving.
cuckoo head the actual printing takes hours, but that’s is just waiting on the machine to work. You can be playing video games and watching tv while it prints. Modeling the R in the software doesn’t take long which is the only part that requires human work.
@@xxXthekevXxx hours? Maybe on trash printers. For that size and resolution it should be done in under an hour. Probably could get it done in 30 minutes.
in my experience, there are only two types of engineers. The "daddy wanted a respectable title" engineers and the "I wanted to become a mad scientist and take over the world" engineers
See also: AvE, This Old Tony, StyroPyro etc.... all people you can quite happily watch even if you have no knowledge or interest in the particular subject that day. Heck I've watched AvE go ice fishing, and ToT fix his motorbike, just because they can make even that funny 😆
with a shitty API to go with it either that or michael can't read documentation because that whole web server thing seems like a lot of unnecessary overhead
Always relieved to find out someone online is older than me. I’m not a creep if I think he’s cute, and I don’t have to compare my achievements to where he is right now.
Political correctness isn't illogical. But it IS computationally expensive, due to high complexity. Racism in a broad sense is a consequence of categorisation (a core feature of intelligence - Thing A is different to thing B) and over-simplification. (ironically a sign of LOW intelligence, since it's a mental shortcut that suggests you either lack suitable computational resources to make proper decisions, or are extremely lazy.) Basically, to be racist, you have to be in that sweet spot of intelligence where you're smart enough to be good at categorising objects, but too stupid to handle subtleties and complexity. Racism - Hallmark of the intelligent idiot. ;p
+Kuralthys Wrong, political correctness is based on ever-shifting cultural norms. That is to say, it is based on feelings, not facts. As such it is a constantly changing subject and what is politically correct one day may be totally unacceptable the next. For a computer to be politically correct you must hard-program it to ignore or at least not analyze certain facts, or introduce variables that cannot be quantified (such as "privilege"). For example, a computer can look at broad statistical data referring to race and crime rates. It must control for certain values, of course, such as income levels, education, type of household, etc., but it may nonetheless find a discrepancy between one group and another. It may be factually true but we as a society would reject it as it conflicts with our preconceived notions of equality. #FreeTay
CallMeKremit what? It’s not? That might explain why I’m banned in the entirety of Asia. Not my fault their eyes are straighter than white moms on Facebook.
Body of a Twelve year old Voice of a 14 year old Muscles of a 9 year old Hair of a 46 year old Height of a 6 year old Humor of Deadpool Depression of a 13 year old girl Michael Reeves
"i'm gonna get over my black and hispanic friends" *Pulls out pictures instead* Expected reason: "I don't have any black and hispanic friends" Actual reason: "I don't have any friends"
@@ilyazk1750 It's me, but shush I had to hide in Khamenei's basement after the yanks tried to yeet me out of existence so they'd think that I was dead, but I'm actually still alive
This is my first Michael Reeves video that I've watched. and I'm officially hooked. also pole.... does any one else find the nerdy stuff kinda cute? like i just sit through it just to here it. also where can i buy this, i need fifty, no questions
any ways heres a fettuccine alfredo recipe: Fettuccine Alfredo The perfect homemade fettuccine alfredo using heavy cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a touch of garlic. Prep Time: 5minutes minutes Cook Time: 15minutes minutes Total Time: 20minutes minutes Equipment spatula set measuring cups and spoons Ingredients ▢1 lb Fettuccine Pasta ▢6 Tablespoons Butter ▢1 Garlic Clove (minced) ▢1 1/2 cups Heavy Cream ▢1/4 teaspoon Salt ▢1 1/4 cup Shredded Parmesan Cheese ▢1/4 teaspoon Pepper ▢2 Tablespoons Italian Parsley (optional) Instructions In a large pot, heat water over high heat until boiling. Add salt to season the water. Once it is boiling, add fettuccine and cook according to package instructions. In a large skillet or pan, heat butter over medium heat. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream. Let heavy cream reduce and cook for 5 to 8 minutes. Add half of the parmesan cheese to the mixture and whisk well until smooth. Keep over heat and whisk well until cheese is melted. Save some pasta water. The pasta water is full of flavor and can be used to thin out the sauce. Toss alfredo sauce with fettuccine pasta and add half of the parmesan cheese. Once it is tossed, garnish with the remaining parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water if it needs to be thinned out. Garnish with Italian parsley, if so desired.
@@Rose_Emp basically the sponsored VPN section is misleading(most of the internet uses AES('military grade encryption') by default. Most of the time using a VPN doesn't do sqaut. He knows that, yet still mislead you to believe otherwise. Tom Scott has an excellent video detailing the VPN advertising issue go watch that for more info.
@@Rose_Emp most probably the OP means the demo Reeves did. Atleast that's what stood out to me. The transition itself was fairly unremarkable, but unless the OP responds we will never know.
Besides his brilliant yet insane ideas, he legitimately showed the effectiveness of NordVPN, which is probably the best commercial they could ever want. EDIT: Spelling
@@leemorganio8156 Fair point, but I suppose thare are ways to circumvent that, if one has the knowledge and intent to do so. I am no hacker tho, so I can only guess. Also: VPN is still useful to watch Netflix from other countrys, but that's besides the pount here I know ;)
@@SharkfightersSH No, you can't circumvent that. It is the best encryption that exists. The data is encrypted before it leaves your computer, just like with a VPN. It is provably impossible to break that encryption with current computers/algorithms. Yes, VPN's are great. I actually currently use NordVPN and love it. I live in Russia right now and I wouldn't be able to access a lot of the resources that I use daily without a VPN. However, it just pisses me off that he is blatantly lying about how easy it is to steal data. And he knows what he is doing.
@@SharkfightersSH btw for the use that these companies advertise they are not selling a vpn, but rather a proxy(a vpn is used for different things, like accessing a private network without exposing it to the internet). not saying that it can't be useful, but i don't get why they call it a vpn
“So there’s been a lot of racial tension in the news lately.” Me: I guess this video just came out. Me *sees video is 2 years old* Me: yeah that makes sense.
Anyone else notice that at 6:48, the API is 91% confident he's Asian while he's blinking when before it was 84% confident... even the code is racist.
I do believe that that was, in fact, the whole idea.
It works!
That’s the point tho
Proof of concept at it's finest! Coded to perfection
I'd say the code is pretty damn successful for its purpose then!
I was the 420th like!
This man took time out of his life
To make a racist Elmo
Respect him.
Right?! We don't deserve him. 😆
this is his life
Clearly you are new to this channel.
@@VivekYadav-ds8oz why?
I wanted to like this comment but you have “911” likes at the moment and that’s how much respect we should show Michael Reeves.
This is my risky click of the day.
Piano youtuber commenting on a fucked up elmo video... interesting
tru tru, but then I did watch the shanedawson+jeffreestar vid today, so I'm taking double risk.
If it's on TH-cam it ain't risky
Lmao didn't expect you here
live on the edge
In order for Trigger Me Elmo to be entirely non-discriminating, I think it's imperative that you teach him slurs against EVERY race and color. Looking forward to the follow-up video.
LOL but seriously this is truly excellent, your sense of humor is on point.
As someone half native and half southern I give him full permission on my part ngl
As a white european I give him the right to be racist
@@divine555 wow, that must not be a very common combo
@@ziwuri well alot of Southerners have some of little native DNA on average due to slavery and colonization, it's just I'm around 30 percent more than the average southerner is lol
He could’ve gone to my Dad for guidance. Old fart can throw a slur for every country!
"Oh, an Asian! Elmo remember you from the assembly line!"
Ok, I'm dead.
No comments on a 1k comment
Y’all are fucked
WolfFrost Flame
I didn’t want to ruin the perfection.
LOL
Ok, here's a comment: Please explain this joke to me? XD I don't get it. ;v;
MandarinCat Its pointing out that asians do a lot of electronics assembly.
I’ve never seen someone so excited over racism
Boi do I have a Leader to introduce to you
Nanako Yukishiro haha
@@lynxlynx8191 he said it himself he is filipino Hitler
Elmo starts insulating Michael
Michael THIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THING EVER
I agree
You skinned elmo and then made him into a racist cyborg
Pretty much :)
Holy shit. That's fuckin amazing.
Cable is the best
We can rebuild him
By saying cyborg ur implying he is part human which is fucking terrifying
the fact that this video is still monetized to this day is a miracle lmao
It's demonetised now
@@穎娜 where can you tell?
@@穎娜FUUUUUUU
How can you see if it's monetized?
@@rlhughSomething to with ads probably
Normally, the system was about 70% sure Michael was Asian. When he closed his eyes, that percentage shot up to 90%. I'M CACKLING.
LOL
thats racist
Inbedded it’s racist elmo
2K Likes and 4 comments
ITS OFFICAILLY RACIST LOLLL
it’s terrifying that he’s actually really smart.
More than freaking terrifying. This dude could blow up the earth with just a freaking computer mouse
@@cherryblossomdragon64moon99 this dude could blow up the whole universe with a bluetooth speaker
kii.ama. draws this man is the next Korosensei except he doesn’t give a shit for you and wasn’t an assassin but in fact a world destroying Filipino man also I am Filipino
That's what I respect about him. (I am your 1k like and I feel accomplished lol)
kii.ama. draws its people like this many should be afraid of
Imagine having such a skill for coding and using it to create a racist Elmo
That’s what we have to do to entertain the people of today
We must worship him for it. He is peak entertainment
It's so much better than maybe smth helpful though don't even lie
lil skokotas I mean ur not wrong 😂😂
That's what nerds do in their free time
dude took like 3 diferent IPs and smashed them in this video in the most inapropiate, offensive way possible. And i love it
What are the other 2?
It’s also genius because no one can then sue him for copyright infringement because they would basically be saying, “the racist robot is our property”
The cheekiness of a kid, the shape of a teenage, the skills of an adult and the wisdom of an elder. Most people have it the other way around.
LMFAO GENIUS
The height of a goblin
I aspire to be like this
He’s over 18 but he’s just short
He's half Filipino no wonder he's short
This guy is like if Tony Stark and iDubbbz had a Satanic baby
how is this so accurate
Had a satanic *filipino* baby
I love their baby
Ophi 2 I think you mean regular baby.
He also looks Tom Holland
You have Deadpool's humour and Peter Parker's brains
And looks of a Tom holland
mixed with ned.
All of this + TH-cam
he even looks like a combination of tom holand and ryan renalds
and spider-man’s humour
This is the single most effective NordVPN ad I've ever seen out of literally everyone who advertised it.
16 year old elon musk
wait no depressed peter parker
He's both
@@velocilarstor5716 Peter parker is 16 year old Elon musk tho
Kim Emmerich he could have been saying
“16 year old elon” or “depressed peter”
as replacing
“16 year old” with “depressed” and “elon” with “peter”
so no need for correction here
He's not 16.
@@amandajean7738 it's a joke
This is the correct use of science
Yeah, science!
every thing _Hi Vsauce!_
_Michael here!_
Computer Science to be Exact!
Agreed
@@jled787 Amen
Facial detection? Nah, I prefer racial detection. Hi-“
This is the story of
Trigger me Elmo
Welcome to my ted talk!"
*earrape Tank! plays*
get demonized you fucking dipshit
“Get demonetized you f dipsh-t”
-Micheal Reeves
Michael Reeves: "I can't make black and hispanic lines because I'm neither black nor hispanic."
Me: _Now, this looks like a job for me!_
so everybody, just follow me
@@mr_pigman1013 cuz we need a little controversy
@Ebmx220 and it feels so empty without me
that was the most convincing way to promote nord vpn i have ever seen
JerrytheLizard it’s terrifying
Are you a furry? Except not furry??
JerrytheLizard same
Didn’t nord get some bad rep lately?
@@ItsTheBocchiInShadow They had a data breach but they claim that it's "fine"
was fun helping with this project!
-Oh- -hey-
Holy shit I thought you were a wanna be you tuber on csgo
Ebic
Blink twice if you need help.
TheDAITrickster you’re the best and and watch your videos all the time. Btw were is cereal at?
I love how Michael’s mom was just disappointed.
same
Lmao
What can she say? all he did was give elmo a little dental appointment
@@NotSoBigBro r/ihadastroke
I imagine it's a feeling she is accustomed to by now.
Future note to myself that this would make a genious prank to just stay setup 24/7 on omegle and just let it run constantly, like an SCP-esque enigma of some kind
you’d be surprised how far you can get with a voice modulator, some improv creativity, and a willingness to fist elmo like a hand puppet
This vid reminds me how good youtube used to be, creators don't care of being naturally expressive
666 likes
You saying you're okay with this nazi propaganda video? Reported you to youtube. Have fun in jail racist.
Chillicothe haha, nice bait
@@hbuwu-_-1234 it... it was probably a joke
@@hbuwu-_-1234 Bruh, why are you feeding the troll? Everyone knows you don't feed the troll. Stop feeding the troll.
Man sounds like he said "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" before starting this video. I like this guy
I subscribed just because of this comment. 😂😂😂😂
This is how most of his videos start
Like 10 seconds into the video I subscribed lol
If you ever feel useless, remember that Ferb had a voice actor
He was on the chuckle sandwich podcast where he talked about killer robots, it was a really funny episode
My
psychiatrist: Filipino hitler doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Filipino Hitler
:Trigger Me Elmo | World's First Race Detecting Toy
Daniel Aleixo duterte
@@knownasdmg5516 I lost when I saw that edit xD
@@knownasdmg5516 nah fam, Filipino Hitler is duterte
Du bis Scheisse
Yes
This is the best NordVPN advertisement I've ever seen. He's doesn't just tell you about how secure it is, but shows in-action how secure it is by "hacking" himself with/without using the VPN.
Michael: "... it uses aes 256 ..."
Me: *searches on aes 256*
First link: "decrypt aes 256 with wiershark"
Racist Elmo: *Says racist things.*
Micheal: “It’s all I ever wanted”
Got me laughing so hard.
Bro I thought this shit was made this mounth the video that is because he said there’s been some rasist shit going on
666th like
690 likes. *Nice*
For some reason, I didn't see "laughing" the first time I read it, and both canons are more than valid.
@Hidden Identity he didn’t?
Do your parents ever question why you have ding ding images everywhere
No. They know him.
They made him, they know what they did
Maybe if he still lived with them.
@@RealDealFreel I can tell you didn't watch the video, he brought his mother into the room at one point
ChickenFrenzy 909 He's the creator of the Ding Ding.
Other people as smart as him: going to Harvard with a scholarship in advanced robotics and software design
Michael: racist Elmo
Harvards the wrong place to be if you wanna study robotics. I'd rather go to MIT, Berkeley or CMU
@@aryanjain9957 r/woooosh
Nameless Viewer not a wooosh but okay
@marijnishier ok reddit
marijnishier no that’s an r/iamverysmart
i would genuinely pay for coding lessons made by michael. i think i would learn much more than other ones.
I thought you typed cooking lessons, and this I was confused
@@majorbytes2853no, no, let him cook
I love imagining this dude's coding teacher watching this video and seeing what kind of monster they have created
Too bad he never took classes, he said he just googled what he knows so we sadly will never know
@@jayden6666 ah, Damn.
@@clipjam754 444 👍
he IS his teacher
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.”
Literally the closest someone has ever convince me of buying Nord VPN...
It had no effect on me cause I'm broke lmao
Too sad that his explanation only worked because of the way he programmed his stuff. 99.99% of everything a normal person would do at a Starbucks is sent over encrypted connections. Even say, playing Fortnite. That's why he couldn't just read his own network data in his "Robot that shoots him when he gets shot in Fortnite" video. VPNs have many uses but this is just misleading and deceiving.
@@danielegvi he clearly typed "http" which means its insecure. if he typed https it would be more misleading
Daniel Garcia “deceiving” 😆
@@theslayerofgoblins849 Do you want one? 🙄
I’m pretty sure even his sleep paralysis demon is afraid of him
He *is* the sleep paralysis demon
@@Cinnabun9 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon
@@insert6190 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon
@@Cinnabun9 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.
@@markissuffering He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon
I like how he made a southern stereo type into a family friendly character
I meant he made a family friendly character into a southern stereotype
Nono you had it right the first time
@@frigyou1078 being southern is not an ethnicity you goofball. but... it was discriminatory to southern people.
I’d never thought I would be more disappointed at not hearing a racist comment to Mexicans than actually hearing one
michael is such a tease
GearAlpha I love you 🦦
i know right?
Carlos I said I want the floors spotless! No more Siesta, get back inside!
Yeah...I really want it to hear something about us :(
Tony Stark's Brain and Deadpool's sense of humor mixed into a 3ft Filipino Goblin fan of Filthy Frank. A brilliantly terrifying combination.
Jeezus +1
Not even a Nazi fertility scientist would have thought of that.
marled animefan lol
Lol
Unoriginal
I enjoy that this is monetised still two years later.
No more
@@michac.8283 Nah I still get ads
@@saikarma1795 yeah but he doesn't get any money from them
@@michac.8283 what?
@@mrtuffguy2769 that's how it works. Even if the video is demonetised, the ads are still displayed.
Is anyone else rewatching all of Michael's videos because you remembered his channel exists?
It’s kinda cool how his attitude changes when he starts talking about code
Jamesen Bardfield it’s coz he gives a shit bout code
No shit Sherlock
Just a reply to make a streak of replies having the word SHIT in them.
Pitaya4 the fuck you say to me you little shit?
Shit
*_-Monetized-_*
XxtraYT *monetizen't*
Was about to
Watch your grammer
Luciano di Cicco dedemonetizedn’t
Kinetic Gaming thanks boy❤️
this is what happens when a teenage genius goes completely insane
I love Among us's Wall-e
So hitler but without the genius in a good way and not a teenager?
@@echolegarbage8299 what?
Im a teenage idiot who went insane
@@crazygamerkasten446 what happened bro
Imagine what this guy will tell his kids what he does for a living.
Logirby lol😂
Samurai hahahaha imagine him having procreation with a woman best joke
Nova Enforcer15 lol dafuq😂
Samurai what kids
@@makima1628 The ones he probably ends up creating with his own two hands.
"Elmo's a puppet, not a dog. Please don't try to eat me."
-Elmo
@محمد الزعبي ok
@محمد الزعبي wdym
@@blueyweeb7278 the original comment was edited. so they probably wrote it wrong.
“Oh. An Asian. Elmo remembers you from the assembly line”
@@Suchwerewolf as someone who is chinese, i don’t know if i should be offended or not, but either way i am wheezing at this
I like how he spent hours 3d printing a “hard R” for a pun (edit) holy sh*t I got 4.3k likes on this I posted like a year ago
Right?! Reminds me of another R word lol
3d printing an r would take no time at all
@@jacksonayers529 ... you try 3d printing anything before?
cuckoo head the actual printing takes hours, but that’s is just waiting on the machine to work. You can be playing video games and watching tv while it prints. Modeling the R in the software doesn’t take long which is the only part that requires human work.
@@xxXthekevXxx hours? Maybe on trash printers. For that size and resolution it should be done in under an hour. Probably could get it done in 30 minutes.
The part where the API says that Michael has a probability of 2.3E-4 chance of being black got me destroyed
So basically you’re just nsfw Peter parker
Minus the mechanical wrist cum
@@Jaloo_
Real men know that the wrist cum isn't mechanical
@@Ender_Rock originally it is.
@@declanhinshaw4791
Original isn't always better
@@declanhinshaw4791 no its organic
This actually is the best add for a VPN any TH-camr made.
this and destry smith's ad for nordVPN
MrKaiyooo lol. I actually have an add for a vpn in the recommended section to the right of the video.
AND Daniel Thrasher
Clearly you havent watched The Modern Rogue
I could just imagine picking up Elmo and just hearing “what’s up cracka”
Oh that's the dream
I would also like to hear this
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
*hello el taco*
th-cam.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/w-d-xo.html
!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
You're the first person I've seen in a long time that puts the sponsor at the end of the video. Thanks so much!
It’s “trigga” me Elmo. We’re not trying to be racist here.
I feel bad for liking this but your comment is so hot
Why
Joe&Yvette Texeira because you can’t say hard R
We gotta chill with the hard r
Nigeria
Whatever Nord paid you wasn't enough.
Most people have no idea what the hell a VPN is so this is perfect.
Virtual private network
@@xXvanquisherXx ...
@@null-void-8 sup
Engineers, either the most boring, or most entertaining people you’ll ever meet
in my experience, there are only two types of engineers. The "daddy wanted a respectable title" engineers and the "I wanted to become a mad scientist and take over the world" engineers
See also: AvE, This Old Tony, StyroPyro etc.... all people you can quite happily watch even if you have no knowledge or interest in the particular subject that day. Heck I've watched AvE go ice fishing, and ToT fix his motorbike, just because they can make even that funny 😆
@@gantzllat WoooooooooooooooooO!
@@gantzllat I'm going to college to become the second lol
@@gantzllat I fall into the latter half, working with chemistry for pyromaniacal reasons, and making electromagnets for railguns.
I discovered this guy today and I'm already loving this content. Great robotics skills, and the vids crack me up 😂
Have u continued watching Michael and has that lead you to otv or reechu vids
Woah this is pretty cool. I think this is the most advanced "Shitty robot" I have ever seen!
Useless Duck Company the racist Elmo needs to fight your non racist banana
IDK, your text filter was pretty good.
If this is the ‘most advanced “shitty robot”’, you haven’t explored this channel...
with a shitty API to go with it
either that or michael can't read documentation because that whole web server thing seems like a lot of unnecessary overhead
Useless Duck Company your username is great
I might not understand a single nerd shit, but I'd never skip, homie is so smart dang
***When ur however old u are*** *me being 10* I understand all of this (I am actually 10 and I understand all of this xD)
kittyTheYTber_ 2 you shouldn’t be here if you’re only 10.
@@aido6460 2020
madmcgay yeah so right I’m 31 years old soo I agree
@@dinadodo9100 I'm 21 years old and I second that!
his mom actually looks concerned about her son's mental health
Thats just how we Filipino look like
But also yes
@scott Jones he tazed death each time it tried to come for him
@@GrimmShane yes exactly
I have ruined the 696
i dont blame her
"Stay cool, stay in school, and smoke crack!" 😂 4:11
You should have made the elmo’s eyes glow red. That would be way better
Alana Wallace is that an issue?
@@alanawallace9421 i wish i was bit taller
stonks do you wish you were a baller?
Make it kill children
@@bakerguyyy 𝘥𝘰 𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦r?
This is so racist and offensive, why would anyone ever make this and how much is one to buy
xD nice
xD nice
S H U T
xD nice
xD nice
This is a joke now. Just wait until it reaches store shelves.
well then he can say he had the idea first :D
gonna be my elf on the shelf this year
I want to line my flat with them so I can be constantly reminded of what a shithead I am.
I'll buy 3
Tumblr
The golden age of youtube presents the following:
I like how Michael looks like a freaking 16 year old but is truly a 23 year old.
wait so hes not thirteen
Damn he’s the same age as mr beast
He even has the pepperoni face.
That’s the Magic of Asians
Always relieved to find out someone online is older than me. I’m not a creep if I think he’s cute, and I don’t have to compare my achievements to where he is right now.
So you taught a computer how to be racist?
God I love this shit
Remember that one time when twitter users made Microsoft Tay's sweet innocent teen AI into a racist.
Good times.
Computers are naturally racist. Political correctness is illogical.
Political correctness isn't illogical. But it IS computationally expensive, due to high complexity.
Racism in a broad sense is a consequence of categorisation (a core feature of intelligence - Thing A is different to thing B) and over-simplification. (ironically a sign of LOW intelligence, since it's a mental shortcut that suggests you either lack suitable computational resources to make proper decisions, or are extremely lazy.)
Basically, to be racist, you have to be in that sweet spot of intelligence where you're smart enough to be good at categorising objects, but too stupid to handle subtleties and complexity.
Racism - Hallmark of the intelligent idiot. ;p
+Kuralthys Wrong, political correctness is based on ever-shifting cultural norms. That is to say, it is based on feelings, not facts. As such it is a constantly changing subject and what is politically correct one day may be totally unacceptable the next. For a computer to be politically correct you must hard-program it to ignore or at least not analyze certain facts, or introduce variables that cannot be quantified (such as "privilege").
For example, a computer can look at broad statistical data referring to race and crime rates. It must control for certain values, of course, such as income levels, education, type of household, etc., but it may nonetheless find a discrepancy between one group and another. It may be factually true but we as a society would reject it as it conflicts with our preconceived notions of equality.
#FreeTay
I need the full document of all the racist things Elmo can say. Please
ElectronicWaffles that’s a great way to make friends
CallMeKremit what? It’s not? That might explain why I’m banned in the entirety of Asia. Not my fault their eyes are straighter than white moms on Facebook.
@@gamerboygaming this is the best thing i?ve ever seen in my life
BlazoRaptor Thank you. Took me a few moments to think of something truly straight.
cough obviously
It is always nice to see a fellow robotics engineer!
Seriously, please don't apologize for the nerd shit. This is what I like the most.
i think this is NordVPN's best sponsor yet.
Yeah you don't want people to hack your trigger me Elmo
Open Internet Access for life
What about Internet comment etiquette with big money Salvia?
9:55
Elmo just hanging by a noose made of wires just silently screaming and staring into the soul of the viewer
Trigger me Elmo
Because God has been dead for a very long time
@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Trigger Me Elmo
(Read fast) *from Hasbro*
Kinda what Tickle me Emo wants
@@Braums_ Now that you told to read it fast my mind has been trying to figure out how to read this fast for at least 2 whole minutes
@@jdkittyssquad5533 I can read fast
CIA: Use face recognition to arrest fugitives and terrorists
Mike: Use face recognition to create a racist elmo.
please don't call him mike ever again it's mykul or is michael
mr cool mike reeves
Mike
It's filipino hitler
Am I the only one who wants to buy trigger me Elmo so bad.
This is the first time I watch an entire NordVPN advertisement, loved the sneak peak of the wifi sniffing attack
Mykul: Aka Filipino Hitler
The text: Duterte
Lily, this one's a keeper
Can som1 pls explain this to me
@@DoofXMachina search the current president of the philliphines
He compared himself to Hitler and said he would be happy to slaughter 3 million drug addicts.
@Papa Adolf lol
huh??????
*Elmo remembers you from the assembly line*
Erik Olson 😂😂😂
TRIGGERED
You have the same exact name as my father. wait. DAD?!
Haha
It could be the sewing line, but still funny.
"I'm half Filipino"
Me: So THAT'S why he's so short...
*looks at the mirror*
So that's why I'M so short...
That's why I'm so short to.
bro i am taller than him even though i am not even an adult XD
And I am Indonesian (Indonesia have the shortest average height)
I ruined the likes ;-;
@@chaotic_vibesss8398 wat do u mean?
Thank you for actually showing how the VPN works. No other TH-camr has done that. Might take you up on the offer when it's time for a new membership.
"aka filipino hitler" ( 3:37 )
*changes name to duterte*
omg micheal nice
Watched this video twice. I just noticed the third time I watched 😂
hahahaha juskolord
Making the country look like fools instead of... I guess it's slightly not worse
IM DYING RN BECAUSE OF IT
@Ben Shapiro wdym?
Can’t wait for Michael to become a fully functional human being so we can all just remind him about the time he made a racist Elmo
We’re gonna be waiting a while.
And by a while, I mean possibly thousands of millennia.
The only thing functional thing in his future is his laboratory.
you mean lame?
Unrealistic, reported
For anyone who doesn't know, the fact that he willingly put himself through coding this app in java is just as impressive as the app
Sleep. It is safe.
Ikr, i can’t even think about doing it
Hey, imagine if he put himself through coding this in C or Rust, that'd be the greatest test of patience and endurance
In all reality, calling the APIs would probably have taken up the vast majority of the coding.
@@JordanPlayz158 Damn straight
fun fact: the philipino hitler thing was reinforced when he put the camera in the right eye rather centered in his nose because hitler was an ableist
Ill take 5
Best profile pic ever
Wholesome Lad
I’ll take 420
Wholesome Lad I'll take 12
I'll take the entire stock!
So wholesome
“Filipino Hitler”
*Duterte*
Cheeky boi
Si *DUTERTE*
*DU30*
DU30
DU30
*DU30*
Body of a Twelve year old
Voice of a 14 year old
Muscles of a 9 year old
Hair of a 46 year old
Height of a 6 year old
Humor of Deadpool
Depression of a 13 year old girl
Michael Reeves
Nah dude, he has a shite ton of muscle. Everything else is 100% right tho
@@user-yf1hz6ee7i yeah yeah. I was in the zone tho
Bananabel he has a healthy amount of muscle, he works out for 45 minutes every day.
@@technobladefan7791 Wait...
How do you know that?
It's not really humor of deadpool
this is the greatest video in TH-cam history
Michael Reeves, asking the questions nobody really needed to ask, but finds answers anyway
The scientist. The gentleman. The Michael Reeves.
SourDough * no, he's just asking the questions that have a logical answer provided, and then finds the answer that produces the most clickbait...
"i'm gonna get over my black and hispanic friends"
*Pulls out pictures instead*
Expected reason: "I don't have any black and hispanic friends"
Actual reason: "I don't have any friends"
same
Occam’s Razor in action
Dude, whats with soleymani???
@@ilyazk1750 It's me, but shush
I had to hide in Khamenei's basement after the yanks tried to yeet me out of existence so they'd think that I was dead, but I'm actually still alive
This unit test proves it
As a filipino who just discovered your channel, this is very offensive and I like it. Subbed with notification bell on.
Denny FatKid nice
Saem
And that's how things should but people are FUCKING WEAK COWARDS now.
Same heeeere!
What a time to be alive, uh?
This is my first Michael Reeves video that I've watched. and I'm officially hooked.
also pole.... does any one else find the nerdy stuff kinda cute? like i just sit through it just to here it. also where can i buy this, i need fifty, no questions
same
If a video like this can get sponsored there's hope for TH-cam yet >_> I think
I would never have guessed you watch michael reeves lol
Well i have adds under the video so....
Well, the sponser just hasnt seen the video yet :D
Shut up, dumbass, you're not relevant.
@Taiwei Loh, you mean Breaker's Muse? Lol
any ways heres a fettuccine alfredo recipe:
Fettuccine Alfredo
The perfect homemade fettuccine alfredo using heavy cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a touch of garlic.
Prep Time:
5minutes minutes
Cook Time:
15minutes minutes
Total Time:
20minutes minutes
Equipment
spatula set
measuring cups and spoons
Ingredients
▢1 lb Fettuccine Pasta
▢6 Tablespoons Butter
▢1 Garlic Clove (minced)
▢1 1/2 cups Heavy Cream
▢1/4 teaspoon Salt
▢1 1/4 cup Shredded Parmesan Cheese
▢1/4 teaspoon Pepper
▢2 Tablespoons Italian Parsley (optional)
Instructions
In a large pot, heat water over high heat until boiling. Add salt to season the water. Once it is boiling, add fettuccine and cook according to package instructions.
In a large skillet or pan, heat butter over medium heat. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream.
Let heavy cream reduce and cook for 5 to 8 minutes. Add half of the parmesan cheese to the mixture and whisk well until smooth. Keep over heat and whisk well until cheese is melted.
Save some pasta water. The pasta water is full of flavor and can be used to thin out the sauce.
Toss alfredo sauce with fettuccine pasta and add half of the parmesan cheese. Once it is tossed, garnish with the remaining parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water if it needs to be thinned out.
Garnish with Italian parsley, if so desired.
Why?
@@emberchan8025 cuz it good
This dude takes sponsorship to a whole different level
That means more misdirection on his part. Most sites use https instead of http so wireshark won't be able to pull up any data anyway.
@@Rose_Emp basically the sponsored VPN section is misleading(most of the internet uses AES('military grade encryption') by default. Most of the time using a VPN doesn't do sqaut. He knows that, yet still mislead you to believe otherwise. Tom Scott has an excellent video detailing the VPN advertising issue go watch that for more info.
@@Rose_Emp I like to think of myself as a teacher.
@@Rose_Emp oh sorry i read wrong. I thought you were telling me 'who asked'. And I don't know why it sounds like that. maybe elaborate?
@@Rose_Emp most probably the OP means the demo Reeves did. Atleast that's what stood out to me. The transition itself was fairly unremarkable, but unless the OP responds we will never know.
“I’m filipino Hitler”
-Michael
Rodrigo Roa Duterte
Im American Hitler
To this day still the best VPN ad ever.
“I don’t have any friends”
EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
I wish I could be his friend, this guy is so cool!
He constantly tazes his friends, I’m good fam
except the elmo creators
Nah, I'm good.
famous last words b4 u never see the sunlight again and bear witness to Mr. Reeves' taser
Love how he mentions that he’s Filipino multiple times to protect himself from being cancelled.
how to get pity votes from nearly HALF THE GODDAMN INTERNET
(source : guess my nationality I dare you)
African?
@@mingling8559 ooh, so close!
@@ausburnesdumbaltaccount9676 antartican
@@ausburnesdumbaltaccount9676 Eskimo
"Mom, I know what I want for Christmas!"
What's that?
"A *racist elmo!"*
yay
Ohh hell yeah!
First ACTUAL response to the comment: *oh dear* where did you hear of that, child?
Coming back and seeing this in 2022 makes you really wonder how Michael wasn’t cancelled. It also makes you thankful that he isn’t.
He is making fun of racism not being racist.. tht is quite easy to see..
hes not 24 hes 14 i refuse to believe anything different/false
Hes 12
Wtf
If you think that an asian is on a certain age just add 5 years that that guessed age
Y’all dumb asf he’s obviously 9 years old
He’s actually 53
Besides his brilliant yet insane ideas, he legitimately showed the effectiveness of NordVPN, which is probably the best commercial they could ever want.
EDIT: Spelling
@@leemorganio8156 Fair point, but I suppose thare are ways to circumvent that, if one has the knowledge and intent to do so.
I am no hacker tho, so I can only guess.
Also: VPN is still useful to watch Netflix from other countrys, but that's besides the pount here I know ;)
@@SharkfightersSH No, you can't circumvent that. It is the best encryption that exists. The data is encrypted before it leaves your computer, just like with a VPN. It is provably impossible to break that encryption with current computers/algorithms.
Yes, VPN's are great. I actually currently use NordVPN and love it. I live in Russia right now and I wouldn't be able to access a lot of the resources that I use daily without a VPN. However, it just pisses me off that he is blatantly lying about how easy it is to steal data. And he knows what he is doing.
@@SharkfightersSH btw for the use that these companies advertise they are not selling a vpn, but rather a proxy(a vpn is used for different things, like accessing a private network without exposing it to the internet). not saying that it can't be useful, but i don't get why they call it a vpn
@@leemorganio8156 was looking for this comment. I'm certain Michael is well aware of https and is blatantly lying for the cash
@@leemorganio8156 this vid is from almost 4 years ago. Was https commonly used in 2017-2018?
“So there’s been a lot of racial tension in the news lately.”
Me: I guess this video just came out.
Me *sees video is 2 years old*
Me: yeah that makes sense.
sadly :(
yeeeah
This is america
@@emilpersidski Not exactly, racism happens all around the world.
@@papajohn5279 America is where it's most talked about
6 YEARS AGO. This looks like a video that should come out today