Trigger Me Elmo | World's First Race Detecting Toy

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    animatronic elmo might be the mist entertaining thing I've ever built
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  • @kael8567
    @kael8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37911

    You skinned elmo and then made him into a racist cyborg

  • @ophi7016
    @ophi7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6144

    This guy is like if Tony Stark and iDubbbz had a Satanic baby

  • @karafoxu5374
    @karafoxu5374 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    the fact that this video is still monetized to this day is a miracle lmao

    • @user-sd8ux3vz3v
      @user-sd8ux3vz3v 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's demonetised now

    • @josiahmarsh9453
      @josiahmarsh9453 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-sd8ux3vz3v where can you tell?

  • @craZivn
    @craZivn ปีที่แล้ว +943

    In order for Trigger Me Elmo to be entirely non-discriminating, I think it's imperative that you teach him slurs against EVERY race and color. Looking forward to the follow-up video.
    LOL but seriously this is truly excellent, your sense of humor is on point.

    • @divine555
      @divine555 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As someone half native and half southern I give him full permission on my part ngl

    • @thereaperlord3738
      @thereaperlord3738 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      As a white european I give him the right to be racist

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@divine555 wow, that must not be a very common combo

    • @divine555
      @divine555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ziwuri well alot of Southerners have some of little native DNA on average due to slavery and colonization, it's just I'm around 30 percent more than the average southerner is lol

    • @mrviking2mcall212
      @mrviking2mcall212 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He could’ve gone to my Dad for guidance. Old fart can throw a slur for every country!

  • @simonholm1709
    @simonholm1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8822

    I’ve never seen someone so excited over racism

    • @lynxlynx8191
      @lynxlynx8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Boi do I have a Leader to introduce to you

    • @afrojahames5748
      @afrojahames5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nanako Yukishiro haha

    • @arthurcosta1657
      @arthurcosta1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@lynxlynx8191 he said it himself he is filipino Hitler

    • @ferrbearyt5252
      @ferrbearyt5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Elmo starts insulating Michael
      Michael THIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THING EVER

    • @bucketboy2645
      @bucketboy2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree

  • @alpacahat6771
    @alpacahat6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15873

    This man took time out of his life
    To make a racist Elmo
    Respect him.

    • @sicsempertyrannis9024
      @sicsempertyrannis9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Right?! We don't deserve him. 😆

    • @prosoul396
      @prosoul396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      this is his life

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Clearly you are new to this channel.

    • @gemmaaa2781
      @gemmaaa2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VivekYadav-ds8oz why?

    • @ryn.999
      @ryn.999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wanted to like this comment but you have “911” likes at the moment and that’s how much respect we should show Michael Reeves.

  • @frikimanhd4087
    @frikimanhd4087 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    dude took like 3 diferent IPs and smashed them in this video in the most inapropiate, offensive way possible. And i love it

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What are the other 2?

  • @Artemis970
    @Artemis970 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I like how he made a southern stereo type into a family friendly character

    • @Artemis970
      @Artemis970 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I meant he made a family friendly character into a southern stereotype

    • @bradyblue5269
      @bradyblue5269 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nono you had it right the first time

    • @frigyou1078
      @frigyou1078 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And that's racist too!!

    • @aPumpkn
      @aPumpkn หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@frigyou1078 being southern is not an ethnicity you goofball. but... it was discriminatory to southern people.

  • @luciflame
    @luciflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8360

    it’s terrifying that he’s actually really smart.

    • @cherryblossomdragon64moon99
      @cherryblossomdragon64moon99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      More than freaking terrifying. This dude could blow up the earth with just a freaking computer mouse

    • @shitbox7853
      @shitbox7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@cherryblossomdragon64moon99 this dude could blow up the whole universe with a bluetooth speaker

    • @topher9852
      @topher9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      kii.ama. draws this man is the next Korosensei except he doesn’t give a shit for you and wasn’t an assassin but in fact a world destroying Filipino man also I am Filipino

    • @JasonMeow
      @JasonMeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what I respect about him. (I am your 1k like and I feel accomplished lol)

    • @hiraccino2339
      @hiraccino2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kii.ama. draws its people like this many should be afraid of

  • @williamsilver3088
    @williamsilver3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    Anyone else notice that at 6:48, the API is 91% confident he's Asian while he's blinking when before it was 84% confident... even the code is racist.

    • @thedarkgenious7967
      @thedarkgenious7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I do believe that that was, in fact, the whole idea.
      It works!

    • @Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt
      @Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s the point tho

    • @kablechrist4613
      @kablechrist4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Proof of concept at it's finest! Coded to perfection

    • @TheTechmaster1999
      @TheTechmaster1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'd say the code is pretty damn successful for its purpose then!

    • @stevesfist6909
      @stevesfist6909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was the 420th like!

  • @zeustesoro8909
    @zeustesoro8909 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is the single most effective NordVPN ad I've ever seen out of literally everyone who advertised it.

  • @Klabbity_Kloots
    @Klabbity_Kloots ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Michael Reeves: "I can't make black and hispanic lines because I'm neither black nor hispanic."
    Me: _Now, this looks like a job for me!_

    • @mr_pigman1013
      @mr_pigman1013 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      so everybody, just follow me

  • @BeholdMyStrength
    @BeholdMyStrength 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19643

    "Oh, an Asian! Elmo remember you from the assembly line!"
    Ok, I'm dead.

    • @ducktective8692
      @ducktective8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      No comments on a 1k comment
      Y’all are fucked

    • @Art2D2
      @Art2D2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      WolfFrost Flame
      I didn’t want to ruin the perfection.

    • @FireTech7
      @FireTech7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL

    • @MandarinCat
      @MandarinCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ok, here's a comment: Please explain this joke to me? XD I don't get it. ;v;

    • @Hekkle01
      @Hekkle01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      MandarinCat Its pointing out that asians do a lot of electronics assembly.

  • @calmomen6817
    @calmomen6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15570

    16 year old elon musk
    wait no depressed peter parker

    • @velocilarstor5716
      @velocilarstor5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      He's both

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @@velocilarstor5716 Peter parker is 16 year old Elon musk tho

    • @hannahb9885
      @hannahb9885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Kim Emmerich he could have been saying
      “16 year old elon” or “depressed peter”
      as replacing
      “16 year old” with “depressed” and “elon” with “peter”
      so no need for correction here

    • @amandajean7738
      @amandajean7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's not 16.

    • @ilimate5366
      @ilimate5366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@amandajean7738 it's a joke

  • @yellowice0
    @yellowice0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Future note to myself that this would make a genious prank to just stay setup 24/7 on omegle and just let it run constantly, like an SCP-esque enigma of some kind

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you’d be surprised how far you can get with a voice modulator, some improv creativity, and a willingness to fist elmo like a hand puppet

  • @pughat5233
    @pughat5233 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    i would genuinely pay for coding lessons made by michael. i think i would learn much more than other ones.

    • @majorbytes2853
      @majorbytes2853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I thought you typed cooking lessons, and this I was confused

    • @Froggycolouring
      @Froggycolouring 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@majorbytes2853no, no, let him cook

  • @tahashakeel7500
    @tahashakeel7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35790

    Imagine having such a skill for coding and using it to create a racist Elmo

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

      That’s what we have to do to entertain the people of today

    • @justaderrickrosestan
      @justaderrickrosestan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

      We must worship him for it. He is peak entertainment

    • @giannhsskokotas1289
      @giannhsskokotas1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      It's so much better than maybe smth helpful though don't even lie

    • @tahashakeel7500
      @tahashakeel7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      lil skokotas I mean ur not wrong 😂😂

    • @h4zemuny
      @h4zemuny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That's what nerds do in their free time

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7614

    This might be NordVPN's best sponsorship of all time.
    EDIT: This is still getting likes and replies, and I’ve learned more since writing this comment, so I’d like to set the record straight: The NordVPN sponsorship is an EXCELLENT demonstration of how their service helps secure your web traffic on unsecured connections. However, you will pretty much NEVER, *EVER* be on an unsecured connection. All major modern websites and webservices already do for you what Michael demonstrates here. True, there are exceptions - even my old Wordpress website from two years back didn’t, because I didn’t pay for an SSL certificate. But as long as you see the lock at the top of your browser (like you will 99.9% of the time), this security aspect of NordVPN is moot. Now, there are definitely still good reasons to use NordVPN - like location spoofing to watch Netflix in different countries! But in terms of security, unless you can actually point to a specific thing you’re doing and informedly say “NordVPN is helping me out here, in this way,” you’re probably not getting any security benefits out of it.

  • @p.fiteen
    @p.fiteen ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the best NordVPN advertisement I've ever seen. He's doesn't just tell you about how secure it is, but shows in-action how secure it is by "hacking" himself with/without using the VPN.

    • @That_Sphere
      @That_Sphere 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Michael: "... it uses aes 256 ..."
      Me: *searches on aes 256*
      First link: "decrypt aes 256 with wiershark"

  • @Fungaly
    @Fungaly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7255

    Other people as smart as him: going to Harvard with a scholarship in advanced robotics and software design
    Michael: racist Elmo

    • @aryanjain9957
      @aryanjain9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Harvards the wrong place to be if you wanna study robotics. I'd rather go to MIT, Berkeley or CMU

    • @napptus
      @napptus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@aryanjain9957 r/woooosh

    • @theletterh8176
      @theletterh8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Nameless Viewer not a wooosh but okay

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @marijnishier ok reddit

    • @khyanhollis9400
      @khyanhollis9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      marijnishier no that’s an r/iamverysmart

  • @acejacobs8455
    @acejacobs8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5453

    Normally, the system was about 70% sure Michael was Asian. When he closed his eyes, that percentage shot up to 90%. I'M CACKLING.

  • @masondamoose7520
    @masondamoose7520 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The golden age of youtube presents the following:

  • @voidwalker9746
    @voidwalker9746 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I discovered this guy today and I'm already loving this content. Great robotics skills, and the vids crack me up 😂

    • @jessebenitez9583
      @jessebenitez9583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Have u continued watching Michael and has that lead you to otv or reechu vids

  • @melissamartinezhernandez278
    @melissamartinezhernandez278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4770

    Literally the closest someone has ever convince me of buying Nord VPN...

    • @theslayerofgoblins849
      @theslayerofgoblins849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It had no effect on me cause I'm broke lmao

    • @danielegvi
      @danielegvi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Too sad that his explanation only worked because of the way he programmed his stuff. 99.99% of everything a normal person would do at a Starbucks is sent over encrypted connections. Even say, playing Fortnite. That's why he couldn't just read his own network data in his "Robot that shoots him when he gets shot in Fortnite" video. VPNs have many uses but this is just misleading and deceiving.

    • @jeffshep3793
      @jeffshep3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@danielegvi he clearly typed "http" which means its insecure. if he typed https it would be more misleading

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daniel Garcia “deceiving” 😆

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theslayerofgoblins849 Do you want one? 🙄

  • @vybe1538
    @vybe1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    Facial detection? Nah, I prefer racial detection. Hi-“

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is the story of
      Trigger me Elmo

    • @tinakushner1758
      @tinakushner1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to my ted talk!"

    • @bionicbirb9104
      @bionicbirb9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *earrape Tank! plays*

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      get demonized you fucking dipshit

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Get demonetized you f dipsh-t”
      -Micheal Reeves

  • @h0metape
    @h0metape 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You're the first person I've seen in a long time that puts the sponsor at the end of the video. Thanks so much!

  • @mockingconundrum
    @mockingconundrum 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That was the best VPN ad I've seen

  • @priscillaakuffo8812
    @priscillaakuffo8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36641

    You have Deadpool's humour and Peter Parker's brains

    • @saara7932
      @saara7932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

      And looks of a Tom holland

    • @asandysoldier3164
      @asandysoldier3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

      mixed with ned.

    • @glitchlaboratorys6116
      @glitchlaboratorys6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      All of this + TH-cam

    • @AceTheEgg
      @AceTheEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      he even looks like a combination of tom holand and ryan renalds

    • @bohemianraspberry6010
      @bohemianraspberry6010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      and spider-man’s humour

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5279

    Racist Elmo: *Says racist things.*
    Micheal: “It’s all I ever wanted”
    Got me laughing so hard.

    • @loganreas9056
      @loganreas9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro I thought this shit was made this mounth the video that is because he said there’s been some rasist shit going on

    • @_TheHolyPeanut
      @_TheHolyPeanut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666th like

    • @peepeepasa4832
      @peepeepasa4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      690 likes. *Nice*

    • @ollierobinson473
      @ollierobinson473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For some reason, I didn't see "laughing" the first time I read it, and both canons are more than valid.

    • @pb_x
      @pb_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hidden Identity he didn’t?

  • @adammichna5175
    @adammichna5175 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It is always nice to see a fellow robotics engineer!
    Seriously, please don't apologize for the nerd shit. This is what I like the most.

  • @JuanesChiwirosky
    @JuanesChiwirosky หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is the first time I watch an entire NordVPN advertisement, loved the sneak peak of the wifi sniffing attack

  • @daniel2aleixo
    @daniel2aleixo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    My
    psychiatrist: Filipino hitler doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    Filipino Hitler
    :Trigger Me Elmo | World's First Race Detecting Toy

    • @knownasdmg5516
      @knownasdmg5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Daniel Aleixo duterte

    • @ginyama8848
      @ginyama8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@knownasdmg5516 I lost when I saw that edit xD

    • @phonkearl3581
      @phonkearl3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@knownasdmg5516 nah fam, Filipino Hitler is duterte

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Du bis Scheisse

    • @Gizorpldorp
      @Gizorpldorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @mr_bones1119
    @mr_bones1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10660

    I’m pretty sure even his sleep paralysis demon is afraid of him

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He *is* the sleep paralysis demon

    • @insert6190
      @insert6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Cinnabun9 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@insert6190 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon

    • @markissuffering
      @markissuffering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Cinnabun9 He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@markissuffering He is the sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon

  • @KB-vq6li
    @KB-vq6li ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To this day still the best VPN ad ever.

  • @ragnaroksangel
    @ragnaroksangel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me in the first 15 seconds. I watched 2 minutes in. Not watching this whole thing tonight, but I will tomorrow. Rarely do I sub. You nailed it.

  • @Zeptosmaakyouses
    @Zeptosmaakyouses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7358

    I love how Michael’s mom was just disappointed.

  • @Spectre-xj7lx
    @Spectre-xj7lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3658

    Imagine what this guy will tell his kids what he does for a living.

    • @Spectre-xj7lx
      @Spectre-xj7lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Logirby lol😂

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Samurai hahahaha imagine him having procreation with a woman best joke

    • @Spectre-xj7lx
      @Spectre-xj7lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nova Enforcer15 lol dafuq😂

    • @makima1628
      @makima1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samurai what kids

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@makima1628 The ones he probably ends up creating with his own two hands.

  • @ericlovett7217
    @ericlovett7217 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is the greatest video in TH-cam history

  • @Roman_Trickster
    @Roman_Trickster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Parents: Don't worry son the dentist won't hurt you.
    The dentist:

  • @user-gb9bk5yz3f
    @user-gb9bk5yz3f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    any ways heres a fettuccine alfredo recipe:
    Fettuccine Alfredo
    The perfect homemade fettuccine alfredo using heavy cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a touch of garlic.
    Prep Time:
    5minutes minutes
    Cook Time:
    15minutes minutes
    Total Time:
    20minutes minutes
    Equipment
    spatula set
    measuring cups and spoons
    Ingredients
    ▢1 lb Fettuccine Pasta
    ▢6 Tablespoons Butter
    ▢1 Garlic Clove (minced)
    ▢1 1/2 cups Heavy Cream
    ▢1/4 teaspoon Salt
    ▢1 1/4 cup Shredded Parmesan Cheese
    ▢1/4 teaspoon Pepper
    ▢2 Tablespoons Italian Parsley (optional)
    Instructions
    In a large pot, heat water over high heat until boiling. Add salt to season the water. Once it is boiling, add fettuccine and cook according to package instructions.
    In a large skillet or pan, heat butter over medium heat. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream.
    Let heavy cream reduce and cook for 5 to 8 minutes. Add half of the parmesan cheese to the mixture and whisk well until smooth. Keep over heat and whisk well until cheese is melted.
    Save some pasta water. The pasta water is full of flavor and can be used to thin out the sauce.
    Toss alfredo sauce with fettuccine pasta and add half of the parmesan cheese. Once it is tossed, garnish with the remaining parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water if it needs to be thinned out.
    Garnish with Italian parsley, if so desired.

  • @romanbrown2027
    @romanbrown2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    this is what happens when a teenage genius goes completely insane

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love Among us's Wall-e

    • @echolegarbage8299
      @echolegarbage8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So hitler but without the genius in a good way and not a teenager?

    • @RB-mm7ce
      @RB-mm7ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@echolegarbage8299 what?

    • @crazygamerkasten446
      @crazygamerkasten446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a teenage idiot who went insane

    • @RB-mm7ce
      @RB-mm7ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crazygamerkasten446 what happened bro

  • @Spencerk468
    @Spencerk468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19699

    It’s “trigga” me Elmo. We’re not trying to be racist here.

    • @vzimmz69
      @vzimmz69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      I feel bad for liking this but your comment is so hot

    • @genralgreevus7521
      @genralgreevus7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Why

    • @Spencerk468
      @Spencerk468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Joe&Yvette Texeira because you can’t say hard R

    • @offthegooppp
      @offthegooppp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      We gotta chill with the hard r

    • @sidsood2500
      @sidsood2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nigeria

  • @bigbudtld4595
    @bigbudtld4595 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this dude is the kinda guy to make the springtrap suits in fnaf

  • @arc8687
    @arc8687 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    elmo chromed the fuck up

  • @ghbutler
    @ghbutler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7133

    Tony Stark's Brain and Deadpool's sense of humor mixed into a 3ft Filipino Goblin fan of Filthy Frank. A brilliantly terrifying combination.

  • @LillyDesigns06
    @LillyDesigns06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6831

    "Elmo's a puppet, not a dog. Please don't try to eat me."
    -Elmo

    • @LillyDesigns06
      @LillyDesigns06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @محمد الزعبي ok

    • @blueyweeb7278
      @blueyweeb7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @محمد الزعبي wdym

    • @Rose_Haw
      @Rose_Haw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@blueyweeb7278 the original comment was edited. so they probably wrote it wrong.

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      “Oh. An Asian. Elmo remembers you from the assembly line”

    • @waterbott1queen
      @waterbott1queen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Mugruncher as someone who is chinese, i don’t know if i should be offended or not, but either way i am wheezing at this

  • @LordLucariosLair
    @LordLucariosLair ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for actually showing how the VPN works. No other TH-camr has done that. Might take you up on the offer when it's time for a new membership.

  • @gerrywawra
    @gerrywawra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    “Filipino Hitler”
    *Duterte*
    Cheeky boi

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43982

    This is my risky click of the day.

    • @query394
      @query394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

      Piano youtuber commenting on a fucked up elmo video... interesting

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven8793
      @ludwigvanbeethoven8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      tru tru, but then I did watch the shanedawson+jeffreestar vid today, so I'm taking double risk.

    • @Napthas
      @Napthas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      If it's on TH-cam it ain't risky

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Lmao didn't expect you here

    • @TheNipSnipper
      @TheNipSnipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      live on the edge

  • @Dale_Russell
    @Dale_Russell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Military grade encryption is random people able to hack into the governments files to make mods on warthunder

  • @quack6292
    @quack6292 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Coming back and seeing this in 2022 makes you really wonder how Michael wasn’t cancelled. It also makes you thankful that he isn’t.

    • @Strade8
      @Strade8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is making fun of racism not being racist.. tht is quite easy to see..

  • @woods3497
    @woods3497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4548

    I like how he spent hours 3d printing a “hard R” for a pun (edit) holy sh*t I got 4.3k likes on this I posted like a year ago

    • @randith87
      @randith87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Right?! Reminds me of another R word lol

    • @jacksonayers529
      @jacksonayers529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      3d printing an r would take no time at all

    • @cookie123.
      @cookie123. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@jacksonayers529 ... you try 3d printing anything before?

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      cuckoo head the actual printing takes hours, but that’s is just waiting on the machine to work. You can be playing video games and watching tv while it prints. Modeling the R in the software doesn’t take long which is the only part that requires human work.

    • @AriTheElk
      @AriTheElk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xxXthekevXxx hours? Maybe on trash printers. For that size and resolution it should be done in under an hour. Probably could get it done in 30 minutes.

  • @AutumnDoesStuff
    @AutumnDoesStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    So basically you’re just nsfw Peter parker

    • @Jaloo_
      @Jaloo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Minus the mechanical wrist cum

    • @Ender_Rock
      @Ender_Rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Jaloo_
      Real men know that the wrist cum isn't mechanical

    • @declanhinshaw4791
      @declanhinshaw4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ender_Rock originally it is.

    • @Ender_Rock
      @Ender_Rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@declanhinshaw4791
      Original isn't always better

    • @nsenoh4901
      @nsenoh4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@declanhinshaw4791 no its organic

  • @monkgaming4625
    @monkgaming4625 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guys humor is way ahead of us and I like to consider this a foundational video for our current humor

  • @Child_Seller
    @Child_Seller 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Has anyone else realized that his name is Michael and hes making animatronics for kids it sounds a whole lot like FNAF

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *It’s been so long* since he’s last uploaded

    • @ritecoco1935
      @ritecoco1935 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ⁠@@stormtendodon’t worry. He always comes back

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ritecoco1935 and he did, with a short 😂

  • @bl8kmusic
    @bl8kmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    1998: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future.
    2018: Trigger me Elmo

    • @goodnightcorp.
      @goodnightcorp. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Blake Seiter Are you saying this isn’t better?

    • @bl8kmusic
      @bl8kmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goodnightcorp. LOL

    • @bl8kmusic
      @bl8kmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jasmine O'Neal WHAT

    • @bl8kmusic
      @bl8kmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @x-x 2019: dont be an asshole for no reason

    • @bl8kmusic
      @bl8kmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewolinger4061 no shit this video was made in 2018

  • @mikeoxmall6972
    @mikeoxmall6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    his mom actually looks concerned about her son's mental health

    • @njsmndz2943
      @njsmndz2943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thats just how we Filipino look like
      But also yes

    • @grimmreaper5349
      @grimmreaper5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @scott Jones he tazed death each time it tried to come for him

    • @Coeus9048
      @Coeus9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grimmreaper5349 yes exactly

    • @candycane9420
      @candycane9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have ruined the 696

    • @charliesword8101
      @charliesword8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont blame her

  • @johnryan7301
    @johnryan7301 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how in your slower parts of your videos you throw in some nice lofi music. 👌

  • @non-existant-being
    @non-existant-being ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the first Michael reeves video I watched like a year ago I think and it didn't disappoint

  • @saikarma1795
    @saikarma1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    I enjoy that this is monetised still two years later.

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No more

    • @saikarma1795
      @saikarma1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@michac.8283 Nah I still get ads

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@saikarma1795 yeah but he doesn't get any money from them

    • @mrtuffguy2769
      @mrtuffguy2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michac.8283 what?

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrtuffguy2769 that's how it works. Even if the video is demonetised, the ads are still displayed.

  • @tjsandor8235
    @tjsandor8235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    “Oh, an Asian. Elmo remembers you from the assembly line”
    Goddamn

    • @benderoffenders7353
      @benderoffenders7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TJ Sandor z

    • @Min1mum
      @Min1mum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi Elmo I remember you too

    • @anonjoeoof2113
      @anonjoeoof2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elmo's Demonic Shit is gonna make me stab him 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times

    • @Motivationhere_
      @Motivationhere_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just crap my pants. Your getting me new ones the Stan will not come off. 😂

    • @tjsandor8235
      @tjsandor8235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GAMERKID9928 what size are you?

  • @Daboypurplhart
    @Daboypurplhart หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is such a weird random concept that no one ever needed.
    I’m subbing

  • @eccentricsketches
    @eccentricsketches 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:43 it looks like Elmo is being hung like Baby Yuto in Schlatt's Babysitting video...

  • @jerrythelizard7941
    @jerrythelizard7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    that was the most convincing way to promote nord vpn i have ever seen

    • @jasminsharp9660
      @jasminsharp9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      JerrytheLizard it’s terrifying

    • @MrDebin-sn1mm
      @MrDebin-sn1mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you a furry? Except not furry??

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JerrytheLizard same

    • @ItsTheBocchiInShadow
      @ItsTheBocchiInShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn’t nord get some bad rep lately?

    • @harryjang3408
      @harryjang3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ItsTheBocchiInShadow They had a data breach but they claim that it's "fine"

  • @cuau8313
    @cuau8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    This vid reminds me how good youtube used to be, creators don't care of being naturally expressive

    • @light9808
      @light9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

    • @kayfrenly5460
      @kayfrenly5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You saying you're okay with this nazi propaganda video? Reported you to youtube. Have fun in jail racist.

    • @lucio-ohs8828
      @lucio-ohs8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Chillicothe haha, nice bait

    • @chabalba5914
      @chabalba5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hbuwu-_-1234 it... it was probably a joke

    • @cameronbrown7796
      @cameronbrown7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hbuwu-_-1234 Bruh, why are you feeding the troll? Everyone knows you don't feed the troll. Stop feeding the troll.

  • @localnerd_twyx
    @localnerd_twyx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:51 Me explaining why I threw paper airplanes at two of my friends that are twins (I’m Arab and Muslim btw)

  • @keinlieb3818
    @keinlieb3818 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Now you can get AI to do an Elmo voice for you.

  • @jamesenbardfield2851
    @jamesenbardfield2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    It’s kinda cool how his attitude changes when he starts talking about code

    • @ssql
      @ssql 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Jamesen Bardfield it’s coz he gives a shit bout code

    • @mintmango10
      @mintmango10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No shit Sherlock

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just a reply to make a streak of replies having the word SHIT in them.

    • @Ulvorskets
      @Ulvorskets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pitaya4 the fuck you say to me you little shit?

    • @ibloo2425
      @ibloo2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit

  • @gauravvlogs157
    @gauravvlogs157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3684

    This is the correct use of science

    • @Marco_Onyxheart
      @Marco_Onyxheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, science!

    • @LowBudgetJustinY
      @LowBudgetJustinY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      every thing _Hi Vsauce!_
      _Michael here!_

    • @jled787
      @jled787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Computer Science to be Exact!

    • @jazzpunk3527
      @jazzpunk3527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @Taylor-411
      @Taylor-411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jled787 Amen

  • @marjelos
    @marjelos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The part where the API says that Michael has a probability of 2.3E-4 chance of being black got me destroyed

  • @user-et7fp9xf4k
    @user-et7fp9xf4k หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    honestly why did he use the cowboy bebop theme for the background when creating the spawn of satan

  • @samhandwich1326
    @samhandwich1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9109

    Engineers, either the most boring, or most entertaining people you’ll ever meet

    • @gantzllat
      @gantzllat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      in my experience, there are only two types of engineers. The "daddy wanted a respectable title" engineers and the "I wanted to become a mad scientist and take over the world" engineers

    • @mor4y
      @mor4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      See also: AvE, This Old Tony, StyroPyro etc.... all people you can quite happily watch even if you have no knowledge or interest in the particular subject that day. Heck I've watched AvE go ice fishing, and ToT fix his motorbike, just because they can make even that funny 😆

    • @JustMe-lp5td
      @JustMe-lp5td 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gantzllat WoooooooooooooooooO!

    • @solidsnekamvs
      @solidsnekamvs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gantzllat I'm going to college to become the second lol

    • @motorcitystig1584
      @motorcitystig1584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gantzllat I fall into the latter half, working with chemistry for pyromaniacal reasons, and making electromagnets for railguns.

  • @Foobin_Lera
    @Foobin_Lera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7915

    Man sounds like he said "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" before starting this video. I like this guy

    • @Redrickson1
      @Redrickson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I subscribed just because of this comment. 😂😂😂😂

    • @realistic_cattail725
      @realistic_cattail725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is how most of his videos start

    • @Bingus.555
      @Bingus.555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like 10 seconds into the video I subscribed lol

    • @angryknight9611
      @angryknight9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you ever feel useless, remember that Ferb had a voice actor

    • @thechubchubsarchives9355
      @thechubchubsarchives9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was on the chuckle sandwich podcast where he talked about killer robots, it was a really funny episode

  • @Magnet-el5cy
    @Magnet-el5cy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Elmo looks like he just got a lobotomy 3:19

  • @user-ft5rk1vg1g
    @user-ft5rk1vg1g 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is my first Michael Reeves video that I've watched. and I'm officially hooked.
    also pole.... does any one else find the nerdy stuff kinda cute? like i just sit through it just to here it. also where can i buy this, i need fifty, no questions

  • @pretinhobasico6539
    @pretinhobasico6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    CIA: Use face recognition to arrest fugitives and terrorists
    Mike: Use face recognition to create a racist elmo.

    • @Oldfriend841
      @Oldfriend841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      please don't call him mike ever again it's mykul or is michael

    • @jacksonhearn9708
      @jacksonhearn9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      mr cool mike reeves

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mike

    • @sergiodanielkuperez6077
      @sergiodanielkuperez6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's filipino hitler

    • @AdL1bit
      @AdL1bit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Am I the only one who wants to buy trigger me Elmo so bad.

  • @renascitur7051
    @renascitur7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    "Filipino hitler" *writes duterte* funniest shit I've seen.

    • @aidennsejas205
      @aidennsejas205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      that's the president of the Philippines til this day

    • @sushiwrapper163
      @sushiwrapper163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@aidennsejas205 soon to be vice if he gets his way 😅🔫

    • @aidennsejas205
      @aidennsejas205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @santinopayade4032
      @santinopayade4032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @tinybabybread
      @tinybabybread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That's the Philippine president to this day
      Soon to be vice if he gets his way
      No stopping his tyranny, his laws are stuck
      Why hasn't he been impeached yet what the actual fuck

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Probably the best NordVPN sponsorship ever

  • @Sarakate601
    @Sarakate601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That box definitely said tiger me Elmo lol

  • @chickenfrenzy9096
    @chickenfrenzy9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Do your parents ever question why you have ding ding images everywhere

    • @HarryKrinkle
      @HarryKrinkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      No. They know him.

    • @xxselenaxx2142
      @xxselenaxx2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      They made him, they know what they did

    • @RealDealFreel
      @RealDealFreel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe if he still lived with them.

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@RealDealFreel I can tell you didn't watch the video, he brought his mother into the room at one point

    • @ljgress3004
      @ljgress3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ChickenFrenzy 909 He's the creator of the Ding Ding.

  • @guiwald
    @guiwald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    The cheekiness of a kid, the shape of a teenage, the skills of an adult and the wisdom of an elder. Most people have it the other way around.

    • @txrizzy3014
      @txrizzy3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAO GENIUS

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The height of a goblin

    • @jaelroyce7273
      @jaelroyce7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I aspire to be like this

    • @yeet_minister
      @yeet_minister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s over 18 but he’s just short

    • @micahlazo8011
      @micahlazo8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's half Filipino no wonder he's short

  • @MaskedMario_Bros
    @MaskedMario_Bros 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    possibly the funniest intro to a video of all time

  • @donutlord_81bb
    @donutlord_81bb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This would be even better this year with an AI elmo voice 💀

  • @erikolson5465
    @erikolson5465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    *Elmo remembers you from the assembly line*

    • @dotdotdot1113
      @dotdotdot1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erik Olson 😂😂😂

    • @Jaxx.A.
      @Jaxx.A. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRIGGERED

    • @esolsen25
      @esolsen25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You have the same exact name as my father. wait. DAD?!

    • @stewartsaldana7671
      @stewartsaldana7671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @OwenConcorde
      @OwenConcorde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could be the sewing line, but still funny.

  • @vezal8214
    @vezal8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Body of a Twelve year old
    Voice of a 14 year old
    Muscles of a 9 year old
    Hair of a 46 year old
    Height of a 6 year old
    Humor of Deadpool
    Depression of a 13 year old girl
    Michael Reeves

    • @user-yf1hz6ee7i
      @user-yf1hz6ee7i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah dude, he has a shite ton of muscle. Everything else is 100% right tho

    • @vezal8214
      @vezal8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-yf1hz6ee7i yeah yeah. I was in the zone tho

    • @technobladefan7791
      @technobladefan7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bananabel he has a healthy amount of muscle, he works out for 45 minutes every day.

    • @mcsnuggie4079
      @mcsnuggie4079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@technobladefan7791 Wait...
      How do you know that?

    • @mr.xtheknight4759
      @mr.xtheknight4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not really humor of deadpool

  • @augustboothe8565
    @augustboothe8565 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "facial detection? nah... I prefer racial detection"

  • @leeisaacs4826
    @leeisaacs4826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very late to the party but I think I just found my new favourite TH-camr. Awesome content ☺️

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11379

    So you taught a computer how to be racist?
    God I love this shit

    • @animauk5
      @animauk5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Remember that one time when twitter users made Microsoft Tay's sweet innocent teen AI into a racist.

    • @godsk19
      @godsk19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Good times.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Computers are naturally racist. Political correctness is illogical.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Political correctness isn't illogical. But it IS computationally expensive, due to high complexity.
      Racism in a broad sense is a consequence of categorisation (a core feature of intelligence - Thing A is different to thing B) and over-simplification. (ironically a sign of LOW intelligence, since it's a mental shortcut that suggests you either lack suitable computational resources to make proper decisions, or are extremely lazy.)
      Basically, to be racist, you have to be in that sweet spot of intelligence where you're smart enough to be good at categorising objects, but too stupid to handle subtleties and complexity.
      Racism - Hallmark of the intelligent idiot. ;p

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +Kuralthys Wrong, political correctness is based on ever-shifting cultural norms. That is to say, it is based on feelings, not facts. As such it is a constantly changing subject and what is politically correct one day may be totally unacceptable the next. For a computer to be politically correct you must hard-program it to ignore or at least not analyze certain facts, or introduce variables that cannot be quantified (such as "privilege").
      For example, a computer can look at broad statistical data referring to race and crime rates. It must control for certain values, of course, such as income levels, education, type of household, etc., but it may nonetheless find a discrepancy between one group and another. It may be factually true but we as a society would reject it as it conflicts with our preconceived notions of equality.
      #FreeTay

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    "I'm half Filipino"
    Me: So THAT'S why he's so short...
    *looks at the mirror*
    So that's why I'M so short...

    • @abandonedaccountkinda1045
      @abandonedaccountkinda1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's why I'm so short to.

    • @redegg7530
      @redegg7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro i am taller than him even though i am not even an adult XD

    • @redegg7530
      @redegg7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I am Indonesian (Indonesia have the shortest average height)

    • @chaotic_vibesss8398
      @chaotic_vibesss8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ruined the likes ;-;

    • @redegg7530
      @redegg7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chaotic_vibesss8398 wat do u mean?

  • @TriangularSkittle
    @TriangularSkittle 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    That’s not AT ALL what I thought he meant by “race” is the title. 😬😅 But I guess it does make more sense than what I thought…

  • @corndogbark5915
    @corndogbark5915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was an odd squealing noise in the background of this video, so every few minutes while watching it I kept checking to see if there was a kettle of water boiling, only to remember it was just from the video. Honestly, the boiling water-paranoia added to the fever dream-iness of the experience lol

  • @patchweaver19
    @patchweaver19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    This is a joke now. Just wait until it reaches store shelves.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well then he can say he had the idea first :D

    • @wiedergaenger
      @wiedergaenger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gonna be my elf on the shelf this year

    • @MazDance
      @MazDance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to line my flat with them so I can be constantly reminded of what a shithead I am.

    • @AzureWiler
      @AzureWiler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll buy 3

    • @ashketchum7229
      @ashketchum7229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tumblr

  • @teemee7181
    @teemee7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    A robot that tazes you every time you get a ping on discord.

    • @luckyduck1000
      @luckyduck1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      alternate title: how to get killed in 34 seconds

    • @maxlmtv1746
      @maxlmtv1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thats oddly specific

    • @MarieFaith
      @MarieFaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, id love to see that

    • @y00nberryy
      @y00nberryy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even better, every time you get a message after missing your mom's call

    • @staleteethpaste
      @staleteethpaste 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      danBOMB oh fuck no

  • @michaelcherokee8906
    @michaelcherokee8906 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was really quite entertaining, especially when I almost choked on my food laughing about the speaker in Elmo's ass. I took a full second to work out what crazy shit youd just said.

  • @derpnerpwerp
    @derpnerpwerp ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like you should have encoded the image as base64. Base64 is only 33% larger than a binary encoding, so you are transferring 133% of the minimum amount of data, as opposed to this scenario where you are transferring 200% (to your web server and then from your web server to the api). Of course upload and download speeds of each component is important as well.. also I am assuming the image is encoded with maximum efficiency in your set up.

  • @meryljoysarmiento9408
    @meryljoysarmiento9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    Mykul: Aka Filipino Hitler
    The text: Duterte
    Lily, this one's a keeper

    • @DoofXMachina
      @DoofXMachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can som1 pls explain this to me

    • @blurrysuprisedcat8334
      @blurrysuprisedcat8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@DoofXMachina search the current president of the philliphines

    • @sianpaullasaga7005
      @sianpaullasaga7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He compared himself to Hitler and said he would be happy to slaughter 3 million drug addicts.

    • @lieksliekslisks
      @lieksliekslisks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Papa Adolf lol

    • @talkingoutofmypodcast4854
      @talkingoutofmypodcast4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huh??????

  • @Ilse446
    @Ilse446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    Can’t wait for Michael to become a fully functional human being so we can all just remind him about the time he made a racist Elmo

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      We’re gonna be waiting a while.

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And by a while, I mean possibly thousands of millennia.

    • @sirsmoss7362
      @sirsmoss7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The only thing functional thing in his future is his laboratory.

    • @owenrogers3790
      @owenrogers3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean lame?

    • @garfieldmethodactor8614
      @garfieldmethodactor8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unrealistic, reported

  • @syan2240
    @syan2240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn it... I keep comming back to this video
    And I always laugh so much i almost die
    And I always forget how good michael made this nord vpn add

  • @ToucanGaming289
    @ToucanGaming289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao when the cowboy bebop intro started playing i realized it fits perfectly

  • @chaseviking5096
    @chaseviking5096 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why tf after 4 years am I just seeing this hilarious master piece?