Building A Laser Baby
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ก.ย. 2020
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Songs:
Mantra - Kaz Moon
j^p^n - amend. - ตลก
Michael: Don't send me your crappy robot ideas
Amazon: What if...
They paid
"Crappy"
I guess it’s okay if you send the money
They paid him tho
@Joshua PATTERSON are you sponsored by "Adam & Eve" by chance?
Amazon: "recreate the laser baby scene!"
Micheal: "N-No I can‘t ju-"
Amazon: "CUT. YOUR. FRIENDS. IN. HALF."
Oof
Dont keep the Bezos waiting
but do it safely
nothing flex tape cant fix!
also Amazon "remove a shake the baby as you would a normal child" lmao wtf
the fact that this show is such an apt satire of modern corporate conglomorates and their facades of friendliness and yet it is made by motherfucking amazon is so hilarious i dont know how to feel about it
I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful.
But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."
Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off.
Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK
I’ve never seen Micheal so happy as when he set a tiny ‘laser’ child on fire and rubbed it in its melting face
ael
Now come on angel you know you would do that too
robbers robbing a bank: "EVERYONE ON THE GROUND"
Michael: *violently shakes laser baby*
michael : *violently shakes baby*
First name Last name nice name
@@chims7232 his was funnier ngl
Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,,
,
IM DEAD LOL
_"both a man addicted to potatos, and cocaine have quoted me"_
-Sun Tzu, in the art of war
I FUCKING LOVE TECHNO AND MICHEAL
Hayden Kegg TRUE
And a group of swedish pagans
Ah yes, a man of culture.
@@haydenkegg339 yeaaaaaah
Michael saying " Shut up neighbor dog, I'll eat you. " Is pure bliss
then the ad saying "Everything for your dietary goals!"
I think he really hates dogs
Ironically I think this was the best promotional video I’ve ever seen. Better than if someone were to take it seriously LMAO
Same
Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby
originally it would've been done by a roomba
No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_
bold of them asuming he has friends
Anything’s possible when your a crackhead
Malk
Amazon CEO: "Who's paying for this?"
Marketing team: YES
Legit Plays yes
*Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao
you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice
"it's me Dio from the marketing team"
@@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....
shake activated laser baby is the most horrific thing i've seen in a while. well done sir
Dude… that few second sequence where your drawing turned into physical parts was slick as hell. Had to watch it a few times.
Amazon: Sponsors Michael to do dangerous things with a laser
Michael: Shake the baby-
Amazon: REMOVE THIS AT ONCE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR
BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD
“Do not shake child. You must drop kick orphans.” -Sun Tzu The art of war
The third worst thing that happen to those orphans
@@Wulk 2nd worst
Turb0
no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen.
Get it right.
Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch
@@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together
2 years later and the scene where Michael shakes the baby violently and then shines it into someone’s eyes still makes me cry
Can we talk about how Michael created and told a full narrative with proper set up and pay off all on the central theme of “deception” in a 9-minute TH-cam video about making a laser baby? The script writing is always fantastic and I don’t feel like it’s recognized a lot. Script writing is a ton of work, and it doesn’t go unappreciated. Also, obviously, the delivery, editing and execution were also great as always:)
“Oh no I’m under attack”
*vigorously shakes baby
Oh no I'm getting attacked
So anyway
“Dude, Michael Reeves quoted me” -Sun Tzu _The Art of War_
Doctor. D.R *laughs in technoblade*
Oo
Ooo
Ooo
Ooo
Him lazer babying his friends eyes and saying “fuck off” so calmly will always make me laugh
I can just imagine Michael saying in his head “ OK baby Seizure time.”
I love how this whole thing is an ad. Top Tier.
I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like
It's pretty epic
if only all ads were this entertaining and funny
@@gummypoppa japan
A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!
"Shake the baby"
"and it will have a small seizure to indicate that it's working."
Yep, sounds about right.
Matthew Barnette the girls
Feel old yet?
I is the 666 like
*Prepare the unborn child for war.*
@@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away
7:37 Metal Gear Solid death scream. 👌
for those who are wondering, the song used in the building process is called Mantra by kaz moon
Imagine trying to rob Michael and he just starts shaking a baby.
Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that
its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at
XD
Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol
th-cam.com/video/ppb8Mh6MWlk/w-d-xo.html juice wrld clone woow
remember sid from toy story ? yeah, this is him now
Oh how time has passed
Dammit lol. Beat me to it.
Lol
Feel old yet?
Feel old yet?
I'm going to need a whole playlist of what Micheal listens to "Mantra by Kaz Moon" is soooo good
i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand
The two enemies: Gets in cover. Micheal: SHAKES BABY INTENSLY
"Do not shake a child"
Michael: i missed the part where that's my problem
@Panthertastic tern
Michael being absolutely disgusted is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
i made a real baby th-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/w-d-xo.html
it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting
So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen
SmellyMonkey shut up
@@smellymg no
"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves
or LASER for shor-- wait..." had me dying for a sec lmao
Michael is honestly one of the best creators on TH-cam. To bad his upload schedule is absolute shit
its all part of his charm tbh
I agree
That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.
It’s because it takes time to build shit like this.
You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?
That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.
I bet the “poor guy at the marketing team” was just a huge fan and really wanted Michael to make another trigger-me-elmo-type-video, but had to find a way to keep it professional and business related.
mad respect to that dude
Sssssssshhhhhhhh
Don't tell them our secrets
Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING.
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th-cam.com/video/yuDcn_99hHE/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal
@@whatsgoinon99 and?
@@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...
This laser baby reminds me of that scene from "The Boys".
I was thinking the same thing
Funny you say that, I hear season two is coming out on September 4th
Your right. He literally copied it.
@@grantbever5552 oh wow, I had no idea, thanks for letting me know!
No shit Sherlock
10/10 acting
6:24
Lol, Michael just predicted how The Boys season 3 ended up, with Soldier Boy finding out Homelander is his son but still continues to try to kill him because of an agreement he made.
"This is gonna be a weird video"
That's... why I'm here.
Hello There...
@@briceboyee8536 general kenobi
@@ricardohorta500 you're a bold one.
somebody beat me to the punch
K Larry
Michael: "I'm sorry"
Also Michael: *burns baby with baby*
i burned the baby with the baby
Yes
Bro bots are liking this comment
I used the Baby to burn the baby
"I used the stones to destroy the stones"
can we just appreciate michaels taste in music? these songs fit so well with the video, the editing and harmony in this is exquisite. and its not just this video but all of them. absolute legend.
Congrats on the Streamy Awards, Michael.
"if the baby is choking, ask him or she if they are choking". -Sun Tzu art of war
Shahafnad
@@troyduong3175 this joke is way older than technoblade
I dont think that's where that's from
I always look to Sun Tzu for advice. Thanks Sun Tzu.
Is that a technoblade reference.... ON A MICHAELREEVES VIDEO
I love how he shakes the baby like he’s starting up a lawn mower
Might as well mow the baby too
Uh I'm gonna take away your lawnmower for everyone's safety
Tf kinda lawnmower u got my guy??
This is amazing out of context
More like he’s going to spray paint a wall
5:42 I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR SO HARD THAT MY LAPTOP AND FAN BOUNCED INTO THE AIR
Michael Reeves is literally just a person with ADHD's random ass thoughts brought to life. I love it.
“Shut up neighbor dog”
_”I’ll eat you”_
*Hardest cough of my existence*
4:53
The scene
Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭
Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs
@@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol
@@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either
"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves, or LASER for short"
"Wait"
Underrated
He glossed over that joke so fast
Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.th-cam.com/video/iOAzA2uG73g/w-d-xo.html
@@moralistically7336 th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you
2:14 went from 0 to 100 real fast 💀
1 years of waiting later
Every. Single. Time he shakes the baby, I can’t stop laughing
Don't shake babies!
*Do not shake a child*
*Do not the child*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me when i go to online classes: 2:24
Laser baby: "oh god i have been mutilated why did this happen to me?!"
Elmo: "first time?"
Lol
They’ve evolved
E L M O
Don't you mean "First time, white boy?"
Nah 1 I was confused, and then I got it, and now I feel like a dumbass
Why am I just now stumbling across this unhinged version of Harry Potter? This shit is fkn hilarious 😂
"I have better baby" will from now on be my goto line when someone introduces me to their kid
You owe me a brand deal.
Mark Rober
YO LMAO
Mark Rober
Collab plsssssss.
Lmao
Title : How to make 9+ mins ads with 99% engagement rate.
It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment
I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao
Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind
Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.
@@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen
i think you did great in batman
This video is the epitome of "paid enough to do it but not enough to care about it"
“This is gonna be a weird video”
Yes because the anti-tomato machine, taser-tag, racist Elmo and screaming roombas were all so normal
... The Anti-Tomato Machine was ingenious and I would love to purchase one!
bro the roomba was defo the best invention
Racist Elmo is canon in Sesame Street.
Ooo
Ooo
Amazon: Makes a show where bisecting people using a baby as an unwilling weapon is okay
Michael: shake fake baby
Amazon: *N O*
It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”
x3 so shake harder?
michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby "
amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "
new season: september 4th
Michael: ''I have no time to finish this!''
well well well you went fast
Bro i got an ad at the perfect time
"Shut up neighbor dog I'll eat you"
Ad: "the Arby's reuben-"
Amazon: We want you to make a laser child of destruction
Micheal: *Lowkey just makes complicated laser tag*
Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG*
Someone: why?
Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???
Imagine his neighbors just watching him cut open a babies head. Then light it on fire and laugh. Good video though
He already killed them. He's 2 steps ahead of everybody.
Whamett wow i need to do that too.........
probably the most normal thing he's ever done ;)
Dang that pfp is familiar
There we go
Can't wait for the season 3/4 sponsor where micheal has to put lasers in his eyes
Just saw the baby in episode 5. This is some next level foreshadowing.
“Do not shake a child”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
a man of culture i see
“Sun Tzu said that”
“Not even close”
teconblode fenboi
❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️
Amazon: A gory show for someone with dry humor!
Michael: shake the baby
Amazon: do NOT shake the BABY
do not the baby
AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY
Baby: *wAAaAa*
im gonna do the baby
“the little co2 tanks have a lotta pressure in them like 50-80psi so uh just hold this up for protection” raises a plastic bin lid
One moment he’s dancing, the next “oh he’s so on fire!”
Michael: shakes fake baby
Amazon: no
Dog: barks
Michael: I will eat you
Amazon: ...
He fiesty
He’s Asian, so that’s fine
@@minu_ phillipino my friend
@@TheOmen606 w a t
Amazon: Understandable have a great day
Now not just the viewers are giving him bad ideas, now the sponsors are
HAHAHHA
i made a real baby th-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/w-d-xo.html
this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them
Get on the bandwagon choo cho
I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas
7:30 like two kids arguing but with lasers
So just 2 kids arguing
4:15 that little "wait" of realization at the end fucking killed me dude 😂😂
“Don’t shake baby” - lizard people
SHAKE THE BABY!!!. DONT LET LIZARD PEOPLE CONTROL YOU. SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT DEAD
yo panda sauce pls
Didn't know Mark Zuckerberg actually said that, but alrighty.
sauce of ur pfp?
Lew Chin Lee konosuba succubus
Looking forward to the sequel: Taser Baby!
The baby shoots the taser shots out of its eyes
Baby taser
So true tho
Taser toddler
I cant wait until this Comment goes to I hate your robot ideas pt 3
you know that if Michael says something is dangerous then that is most definitely very dangerous
Remember: We are witnessing the birth of SuperVillain unconsciously.
Michael its been Half a Year even Internet Explorer loads faster.
ikr im gonna cryy
Thats pretty debatable
@@plasticglueman9966 it’s a joke
I wonder if he is dead
Since of all of the funny/dangerous stuff he does
I love how amazon sponsored Michael Reeves, the guy who has made fun of their delivery speed like a billion times
Lol
Lol
lOL
I mean isnt that the best person for the job? They know hell talk about them ahhaha
Lol
This was fantastic! I was cracking up the entire time, great work!
Michael: You think I have high powered lasers?
Anthony(Styropyro):Hold mah beer
The fact that this video is monetized with double ads just warms my heart.
Its not being recommended I feel like it got around 3 mil views in 24 hrs and its been what 2 days and he is still at 5
@@sagesy9774 it is recomended for me but people dont alwayd watch evert recomended video
It warms us all
The disclaimers from amazon helped lmao
It has 4 ads now by me
The fact that they were throwing stuff like 'laser your friends' into the talking point makes me almost wonder if they didn't fully realize that you aren't just a CGI channel...
Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though
@Bio punk Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.
Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously
@@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously.
But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".
@@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?
The first vid i watched from him, and he makes an ad deal worth a watch. Kudos, Michael
Nothing better than a ding Dong lighting a baby on fire
"Do not shake a child."
Well fuck, guess I've been doing that wrong.
nice copy lol
@@kinghurley7958 bruh so many people shake babies
@@noted6060 I shake premature babies daily
child ambassador: what would you do if there was a child right infront of you?
michael reeves: 3:46
Who wants me to teach u how to make scrambled Humans?
Ez: Shake a 1 month pregnant woman then throw her on a pan and cook her for 10 mins, then wait 9 months.
When he starts his video with “this is gonna be a weird video” but all his videos are weird videos, You know it’s gonna be good.
You are very correct
But it wasn't 😔
I was your 1000th like
Wrong it sucked
racist Elmo
This is perfect down to the last detail, perfect
Imagine being any one of the OTV members walking into michael's workshop, only to see him grinding open a baby doll's head.
amazon: "don't shake child"
michael: ogey *proceeds to shake child*
ogey
I thought you said orgy for a minute
Ew a hunter fan
@@jaggedvisions ew a toxic person
Welcome back to another episode of micheal forgets his TH-cam password.
Waiting since 1623
Ikr I've been waiting that's what I thought happen been checking in on his yt hope it fixed fast
@@bloopbloop5663 he’s just addicted to minecraft
@@justadino8780 actually meth and heroin
Or he’s just dead
That was actually a really good ad for the series
In the thumbnail he holding the baby like "THE POWER OF LAZER BABY COMPELLS YOU"
Nothing like watching a guy set a baby on fire while procrastinating with homework 😃👍
I was gonna say Michael is baby but no, no he's not.
Bro I literally spent fucking 12 hours doing calc
Home...Work? Is it school already?
I thought this was a robot chicken
Yes, it is 9:00 and I still haven’t started my biology work :)
"Do not shake a child"
Call Me Carson: "I need to shake a child"
i made a real baby th-cam.com/video/lEPfB3-sVww/w-d-xo.html
@@smellymg i think was a porn video, but it was just music
@@smellymg no
How about taser baby
RTGame: I need to blend a child
Oh my goodness this video just cured my depression
Everyone's gangsta till Michael starts shaking the laser baby
"40-50 psi, that's a little dangerous" - *hides behind a tupaware lid*
*actually turns out to be over 800psi*
Everyone knows tupperware beats high pressure explosions. It's in their marketing.
Michael is small enough to use it as a shield
@@mosesrodriguez3966 vicious
I'm laughing at the idea that this is going to be played in marketing meetings around the world as an example of 'perfect brand integration'
Hi Micheal ur funny
aaa
LMAO IDWKNDKDIW
Yep. Now showing in Econ classes all over unis
Hi max
6:40 the way he just aggressivly shakes it to the beat of the Music is amazing
should i do this with my baby brother
Hell yeah