I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks
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I love how the investors went from smiles to looks of horror when the realized that he was talking about an actual fish.
11/10 Best pitch ever
@@96Assassine I’m honestly surprised no one busted out laughing when he comes out that it’s based off a fish.
so funny they were in disbelief
@@mhammer3186 considering the OTHER things that have bought stocks (a dartboard, cats, other house pets, etc) it actually fits in?
And yes, all of those went positive because it turns out hucking darts at stocks is actually more often than not a better play than actually trying to analyze it all.
They'd never accept that the movement of a fish gambles on stocks better than they do
Personally I want to say I enjoyed how natural Michael seemed when pitching the business idea and the people are still believing that fish and wsb are just actually terms for the programs he is pitching. The people's slow realization that he is talking about an actual fish and him having the balls to pitch it is out of this world LMFAO.
He essentially said a fish could do stocks better than them
The sad thing is that they didn't recognize how great this could be. It pitches a real financially valid idea: that picking stocks randomly and staying as diverse as possible actually works. Only way to improve the algo would probably be to make sure that it doesn't buy too many repeat stocks.
@@dogchaser520 It "works" in the sense that you're owning mainly the market risk in your portfolio by not having any particular preference for a certain type of stock. So if the market does well, so do you. Portfolio managers with skill can outperform that type of strategy by choosing what types of risks they want to own (large vs. small companies, ones that have been trending down vs. upward, growth vs. value companies, etc.)
@@MaxLennon Definitely. But is it possible that random buying can outperform when you include portfolio manager's fees? This could be a very interesting way to invest. No fish required.
The trick is he just doesn't give a f*ck.
3:10 "He brought Altria over Boeing" guys I think the fish fucking KNEW
The fish foretold the future
fuck i was coming here to say this because i remembered fredrick didnt choose boeing lmao
The fish sabotaged Boeing
guys remember the fish is not suicidal
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY- dude all hail fredrick
Recently bought some recommended stocks and now they are just penny stocks. There seems to be more negative portfolios in the last 3rd half of 2023 with markets tumbling, soaring inflation, and banks going out of business. My concern is how can the rapid interest-rate hike be of favor to a value investor, or is it better avoiding stocks for a while?
Just ''buy the dip'' man. In the long term it will payoff. High interest rates usually mean lower stock prices, however investors should be cautious of the bull run, its best you connect with a well-qualified adviser to meet your growth goals and avoid blunder.
The truth is that this is really not as difficult as many people presume it to be. It requires a certain level of diligence, no doubt, which is something ordinary investors lack, and so a financial advisor often comes in very handy. My friend just pulled in more than $84k last month alone from his investment with his advisor. That is how people are able to make such huge profits in the market
nice! once you hit a big milestone, the next comes easier.. who is your advisor please, if you don't mind me asking?
I really don't like making such recommendations, because everybody's situation is unique. But there are many freelance advisors you could check out. We have been working with ’MICHELE KATHERINE SINGH , and she's really, really good. If she meets your discretion, then you could go ahead with her. I endorse her.
My go to person is a ‘MICHELE KATHERINE SINGH '. So easy and compassionate Lady. You should take a look at her work.
I think it's insane that Michael had an 8 hour lead on the Internet Historian.
Yeah lol
glad someone else was feeling the same way
Just about to comment this haha
@THIS will Liar
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Imagine being the sponsor talking to Michael like “so, how are you gonna use our money?” And he just goes “oh I’m gonna give it to my goldfish so he can invest in Wall Street with it”
That sounds like a plan anyone would invest in. Who wouldn't try send more money?
I play with knifes 🔪:))))
And somehow make money...
"It's been six months since i quit youtube"
**laughs in 2022**
That's a very Michael interaction, they should've seen it coming
Rest in Peace Fredrick
By following your investment instructions I only lost $30k, my house, and my firstborn son
Bro bought stock from Rumplestiltskin
Sorry for your loss
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Rest in Peace, Fredrick. You will be missed.
Michael is such a sigma that he turned his fish into passive income
@SnowyFilms seems like that’s a lie
@SnowyFilms cool comment but like 600 seconds of just wheeze is unreasonable even saying poopie at 1am at the sleepover only gets ppl laughing for like 5 minutes (maybe im just not funny tho idrk)
edit: i love the youtube comment section we just bully a small child until they dont respond anymore and then we pretend to be the good ones for "pointing out your bs"
@SnowyFilms your face while writing this comment 😐
@SnowyFilms x
@SnowyFilms How far has ignoring things and hoping they sort themselves out gotten us?
Also incredibly funny that Michael literally just beat Internet Historian by like a day making that joke at the end 10x more funny
beat him by just 8 hours!! He must have known somehow.. 😂
I literally made the comment on his page a minute ago
holy shit a michael reeves video and internet historian video in the same day, I'm cumming
You sir Just informed me that internet historian made a video, you have my gratitude
Not really one day cuz Micheal didn’t post videos for 11 month while internet historian 1 year
What's actually funny is that it's a well-known fact that wall street analysts are no better at guessing good stocks than a completely random (fish) guessing scheme. In fact, most mutual fund managers underperform compared to the S&P 500
Thank you so much for taking such good care of Fredrick. A lot of people go into owning a goldfish very misinformed. This sets a really good example for people looking to get in to the hobby. Goldfish do not belong in a bowl!
Apparently they belong on the stock market
Massively over-tipping the pet shop employee with the money the goldfish made is the most chaotic good thing I've ever seen
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ya
Humanity is a wonderful thing!
@@internalizedhappyness9774 it was but part of the fish joke.
@@callmiichris8149 I wonder if he ask for the money back?
"because I'm a programmer, and that's what we do."
As a programmer, truer words have never been said.
It always annoyed me having to write codes that took far longer than personally manipulating data, it only saves time when the data sets get huge and calculations get very complicated, otherwise it can be the equivalent to building a robot in the morning to butter your toast for breakfast.
Amen
My dad's a programmer... this shit is so true, it hurts, lol
As a former programmer boasting a grade 12 cs competency I can agree with that
Dani uploads 4 month per vid so i think its true
RIP Frederick. May Frederick continue to dispense excellent financial across the Rainbow Bridge, especially with my dog.
The investors part became 10x funnier knowing it was actually real and not scripted according to michael in otv podcast 😂
Where can I find that podcast? Like what episode?
The fact that the fish actually made money is incredible to me.
Right! I thought it was going to be who lost the least
🤥
Making money on the stock market isn't too hard, the fish made a thousand bucks just by investing in fractional stocks.
This was done years ago with a monkey picking stocks. The monkey outperformed the top asset management companies in the world.
Its really not that hard. Random decision making is going to generally net some cash.
I hope you made a lot of stock bros very angry with this video
yooo did a thing
You know Fred got this shit down packed.
Upload more boy boy videos or I riot
I hope he did
Your turn to get a Crow to hit the pokies
The inclusion of Ludwig in this was very welcome and he did a great job creating very entertaining chaos with Michael
Fredrick knew about the Boeing fiasco before anyone else
i love how it goes from saying its been “6 months” to “7 months” then finally “8 months” when in reality its been 11 months
I guess it takes a long ass time to make these videos
@@itzthespartan procrastinates for 6 months until he did something
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@THIS will no
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I can't believe you went and pitched this to an actual group of investors. Their faces as they slowly realized what you were talking about were priceless. I fucking love this channel. Never change.
They are not investors. They are startup people trying to get some venture capital
you can see the exact moment when they start thinking "is he talking about actual fish?"
less like actual group of investors
More like a bunch of rich kids with a bunch of startup kids mixed in
This is why I couldn't be rich, cause I would be all in just by the insane idea and pitch that just popped up on me 😂
I cannot believe that nobody even smirked let alone put up a smile at the idea. People are so stuck up it seems.
The fact that a FISH is outperforming the NASDAQ is such good, unintentional social commentary
Thanks Mate, the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 13Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Whitney Eston, whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape.
She's often interacts on Telegrams, using the user-name.
@WhitneyEston
I appreciate the professionalism and dedication of the team behind Whitney's trade signaI service.
A better way is to get proper guide!!!! The most important thing is the technicality and Whitney Eston keeps proven herself.
Building a good investment portfolio is more complex so I would recommend you seek Whitney support.
The fact that a fish raised by a public threat gives better financial advice than a whole community speaks volumes
"raised by a public threat" i cant breathe holy shit
Well to be fair wallstreetbets is practically a giant stupid shitpost sub.
And I love it for that
“Public threat” as Michael reeves omg I’m *wheezing* right now
it’s true, he is a public threat
he stepped on my fish, screamed in my face, then stole my boyfriend
he stood on my spine as well and screamed “WHY WONT IT BREAK”
the fish even made a 1000$ profit..
We will miss you, the greatest stock trader of all time 😢.
RIP Fredrick 💔
Imagine you’re working at a pet shop, a short man comes into the store, hands you a thousand bucks and says Fredrick made it and walked out
i'd remember who fredrick was probably. i'm a little disappointed this guy didn't remember him... but maybe he was new or having an off day. at least fredrick made it better.
then his face is caught on camera for it and weeks later a friend of his shows him his own baffled face, shown to millions of people
I don’t see anyone mentioning it, but Michael describing the fish “algorithm” as “it tracks analyst movements” was such a good joke
I completely missed the genius in that line thanks for clearing it up. Honestly i wonder if he made it real thing for people to invest in and he was sued for it but used that exact line as a disclaimer and put the analysts name (frederik - species: fish) somewhere in the fineprint, would the suit against him make it? Probably yeah but i think it would be hilarious if people lost money to a fish, tried to get it back in court and failed because there weren’t any false promises made since movement was literally being tracked.
how is there no reply on this comments but it has 625 likes lol
I also liked how he called it a FinTech start-up
Yeah I'd been laughing through most of the video but that was the part that had me literally falling out of my chair
That whole part felt like an Impractical Jokers bit
R.I.P to a real one, Fredrick you where the best goddamn stock trader the world has ever seen
I watched this vid for the first time and learned later that Fredrick went to heaven.
The faces of those guys realizing randomness is more effective that "market analysis" is priceless. Fredrick is the most efficient RNG out there...
controlled randomness seems to be the most effective business strategy in general.
@@justas423 works for genetics and evolution after all.
more like, e-fish-ent hehe heh haha heeaa...
ill see myself out...
@@jackmcfadden-finlayson372 and machine learning too in most cases, maybe Mother Nature still has some knowledge for us afterall
What I want to know is who chose Fredrick's options 🤔
And here we see Michael emerging from the realms of video games to make his yearly video
Sounds about right
;)
And then the cycle repeats
Mark Rober flexing on this man.
yeahh
Goes from using unpaid fish labor to giving him that penthouse suite at the end. All hail Fredrick
RIP Frederick, he was a real one.
You think he just wakes up and is like, "I bet my fish could trade stocks". If anyone's wondering, this is exactly what Michael does
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@@Red-Apple4 nuuu
The better question is what is fredricks next big break? I’m calling it to be something taser related
155k in 30 minutes (marker)
Lol
Its almost alarming how comically good fredrick is at picking stocks
@THIS will go delete you account
Better than me
Lol yeah. It's the same concept when FiFA decided to use an octopus to decide a world cup winner.
@THIS will YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING
@THIS will Jump off a plane
RIP Fredrick. Legend
if Michael made this open source the entire stock market would collapse
I hope Fredrick lives a long and fulfilling life. May his stocks never tank.
Underrated comment lol
And may his tank always be well stocked.
Bruh. That joke.
good, good joke.
W joke
The fact that real humans who constantly watch stocks were beat by a goldfish who knows literally nothin bout what's goin on is fucking hilarious
If you throw money at everything eventually you’ll make some money in the markets, knowing when to sell is the struggle
@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Tell that to wsb
Generally, even "professional" economic analysts and advisors (I:E people who advise what stocks to buy and sell) don't perform any better than random guessing. The economy is pretty much just luck, and stock people are like, glorified wine tasters.
Remember, We all know for a reason that there's a wallstreet better watched this video and told one of his colleagues "hey, this fish outbought you on stock"
I think animals are now regularly outperforming major brokers. There's been at least one other case with a cat who picks with cat toys placed on newspaper and I think there's one with a... hamster maybe?
It actually holds up a study from Sweden in which chimpanzee's narrowly outperformed college (maybe even graduate) students when it came to knowledge of world events.
Rest in peace Frederick😭💔
this is pretty legendary. huge props for holding an actual Q&A for stock traders... priceless AF
"Fish is outperforming the NASDAQ by 14%" is one of the wildest lines I've heard from TH-cam
I want the entire, uncut footage of you pitching your idea to the start-up group. I need to see every second of their facial expression from the pleasantly curious to the abject horror of what they just wasted their time listening to. Please make this happen Dad.
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+1 to this
Calling a 20 something your Dad is sooo strange. Wtf. I see it a lot tho... Could you please explain why you do it ?
@@DenisPereira Yes +E to this
R.I.P Fredrick.
Altria over Boeing looking like the play of century rn by Fredrick
The fact that a fish had better stock picks than wallstreetbets is hilarious
That’s literally the whole point of wallstreet bets though to gamble and laugh at the bad calls
Dude, the fish fucking outperformed the market, by A LOT, he did better than like 90% of people who do this professionally
I think the deal with WSB is that it's very important WHEN they buy and SELL. Definitely not a steady investment portfolio, but can make a big profit on a lucky gamble.
@@tompson3 ya, a good example of that is those large spikes.
@@IRHasDiabetes911 No a algorithm choose it for him
We all have an extremely toxic relationship with Michael where he leave us for months but we always take him back. Actual legend
He fathered my child
@@nicholas4368 same
@@nicholas4368 same
@@nicholas4368 same
@@nicholas4368 same
Rip Fredrick You Fucking Legend
fly high
This has got to be the most complicated way for Michael to tell us he got a pet fish
True
hes a programmer so that explains why
@@maxma1203 I thought engineer ?
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@@user-tl5sh8dg6e technically both
Next video: "An ant farm creates tunnel NFTS and sells them for millions"
Yes
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Holy shit i came here from one of your videos, what are the chances
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RIP Fredrick, the best finance advisor in the world 😢
I just heard the news. Rest in peace Frederick. You were an amazing stock Trader and an even better fish❤❤️😭🕊🕊
"And that's how I turned a 5 hour task into a 1 and a half month task. Because I'm a programmer. And that's what we do."
As a programmer, too freaking true man. Too freaking true.
너가 프로그래머라고? 좀 웃기네. 나는 엔지니어란다.
I find you everywhere
@@lowrld9716 :)
That hits real hard to home
If you would've told me that Michael Reeve's fish was smarter than an entire subreddit when it came to the stockmarket...
I actually think I would have believed you.
Yes
I mean its Michael's fish
For some reason, same.
just inverse the wsb algorithm and profit
You could tell me a rock would make better picks than those morons on WSB, and I wouldn't think twice about it.
Rest In Peace Fredrick 😢 🫡
You were a real one.
rip fredrick, the best stock trading fish in the world
"Fish outperformed NASDAQ by 14%"
Never thought I'd ever see such a sentence.
The fish did better than most hedge funds.
The fact that he bought Frederick a bunch of new stuff with the money he earned really made this video amazing
That fish made more money that what I did in the last 8 months 😂
@nijuo joingwhat do you do to make
@@Ru77ian living in a country that isn't the uk, america or canada lol. in a lot of countries making like 300$ a month is pretty comfortable
@@CallMeSpinpie regarding the context of the comment i replied to, it doesn’t seem like dude is comfortable lol
@@CallMeSpinpie I make like 2500 a month and I'm not comfortable in the USA :((
Coming back to this is amazing 😭 Fredrick knew what he wanted and he got it
RIP to Fredrick
Michael's sense of humor is so top notch. He spent, what was probably a couple of hours making a powerpoint presentation, a few more contacting people and a few more actually doing the joke in front of people. People whom probably genuinely thought it was a real thing and didn't figure it out for a while. God damn I want to full uncut version of that presentation.
It would be brilliant, would be great to see at what point they realised it
The mic at 5:09 isn’t plugged in and I adore it.
a behind the scenes would be awesome
I kind of just want Michael to post unedited footage of his entire creative process. All six months of it.
I loved watching their reactions as they slowly realized "wait... is he talking about an actual fish..?" YOU ARE AWESOME MAN
to be honest the fish option is a good choise
*YOU’RE
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Actually, they looked confused as shit the moment Frederick showed up on screen
@@d3vos_the_god I laughed hard af when he showed up, then in black print *Fredrick
Rest in peace Fredrick
Found you through your interview with Gram - great video that I didn’t realize I’d enjoy. Thanks!
A goldfish trading stocks outperformed both a huge human collective AND the market itself.
This is the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
Honestly it just shows that the market is a scam. There have been cases where a hamster outperformed the market and shit.
Long story short humans are incredibly stupid and humans trapped in echo chambers huffing insane amounts of snake oil are the peak of that stupidity.
@@diridibindy5704 would not call it a scam. id call it human stupidity
@@diridibindy5704 Buffet had a thing where he'd put stocks on a dart board and buy whatever he hit. It's a story but the underlying message I suppose is that random selection of stocks can outperform people who have inherent biases. ( I think? idk lol )
@@kelzangtobgyel3887 welcome to index funds. Scattershot investment wins on the margin
The absolute deadpan confusion of the tech startup managers as Michael presents “fish” is the greatest thing ive seen
They weren't ready to face the truth about tech and AI. It's a known thing in artificial intelligence that basically trying to predict any sort of open system (ie stock market) is almost completely impossible. That is; it is nearly impossible to predict the price of any given stock and any AI you make will most likely not beat literally guessing "today will be the same as yesterday was."
So what I'm saying is, yes, random selection will beat just about any AI or algorithm you use.
This is not financial advice.
@@META_mahn If that were true you could just use the AI algorithm to predict what stocks not to buy.
@@danhunters8226 the answer then is none
@@danhunters8226 sounds like the halting problem
@@META_mahnNo, if the AI is consistently performing worse than the market. You can just avoid buying the stock it predicts and buy everything else and you will consistently perform better.
Farewell space cowboy o7
Basically 5% of my portfolio are in tech stocks, can I get an advice on any other stocks that I can acquire to grow my $30k capital to at least $180k?
Personally I would suggest you buy and hold uranium stocks but (DYOR) do your own research.
It's very easy depending on how good you are in understanding the market and price actions but if not I'd suggest you get assisted by a Market advisor who would at least interpret the market direction.
@@AstaKristjan Hammer on the nail, I barely made anything from the market, always FUD at every little dip until a friend that works at Charles Schwab corporation recommended a F.A in the person of Kathleen Yanelli Carole who improved my portfolio from $98k to $174k in 5 months.
@@simonbad I have always been discouraged by the constant fluctuation in prices. please who is this advisor and how do i come in contact with her?
@@Erinmills98 You can get more info on her services on the web, just search her name because i don’t think its ideal dropping her contact info here.
The fact that he went to a company with his idea and embarrassed himself just to do a bit is fucking golden.
I’d be embarrassed if I goldfish could put perform me in the stock market lmao
@@crackeddecimal7688 That goldfish outperformed most investors, humans are usually really bad at picking stocks.
_Embarrassed himself?_ Everyone in that room (aside from Michael) should be embarrassed just for being there in the first place, and even more for being morally stomped by a goldfish. "Venture capital" is a joke.
I would be embarrassed if my goldfish buys better stocks.
it's not fucking golden. it's a fucking goldfish! xD
I feel so used by Michael. Months and months of him missing and he just comes back and I take him back like a fool
Like a dad who bought milk
Stop
April fools bro!
Michael is the ex of your girlfriend that she tells you not to worry about :0
Dat cuz he a bomba, he a bomba For realz
9:35 "The second one... fish... tracks analyst's movements"
That's glorious :D
this was incredible. well done. i am extremely entertained by the fact that a goldfish chose stocks. this was so interesting!
Honestly, that may have been one of the more coherent pitches that Launch House heard that day. They were in it until the realization it was an actual, honest-to-gills fish making the bets
honest-to-gills 😂 😂 😂
10/10 we're here for the fish
Then they should've doubled down.
When Micheal accidentally proves that trading stocks on the whims of a fish is a better option then listening to the thousands of people on wall street bets discussing stocks.
Edit: I now mean MILLIONS of people on Wall Street bets
WSB has like 10 million followers
at least the fish is random... WSB is just generally bad advice lol
Its like choosing between randomly drinking vials in a lab and drinking everything tagged as toxic.
A whim of the society is inferior to the intellect of our scaled kings
How isthat surprising?
I'm glad to see that the goldfish has a big enough tank.
Most interesting and unique content on social media. This guy is a legend
The fact that Fredrick got Michael about $11 a day is truly inspirational.
I need to get a lot of goldfish…
Did you skip math?
He got him money with 50k of capital. Kind of proving the rich will have it easier to get rich if even a goldfish with a decent amount of capital can make money...
He pays for himself
@@dannyguz1258 1,007.59(profit)/90(generalized days for 3 months{89-93 days possible})=11.2 (profit per day)
What’s wrong with that?
Note to Michael: The new food you bought for Fedrick will increase the hump on his head more but it doesn’t have at much nutrient that a general food does, you should both feed the old and new food because variety is key in keeping fish
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Learnt this the hard way with my lizard. He didn't die or anything, he just refuses to eat if it's not the best meal we can provide for him. He can tell when we're slacking and he knows that he dictates our fate.
Seriously though once we figured it out he is much healthier, has a better appetite, and is moving around a lot more.
@@Kimmie6772 that's lovely to hear. Wish him and you all nothing but good health moving forward
@@Kimmie6772 you have a depressed scaly tiny child
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I’ve seen michael in YT shorts for a long time and never looked up his channel but MAN was this one of the most entertaining videos i have seen in a LONG time
RIP Fredrick
I'm kinda jealous of the insane level of confidence michael has to hold a bullshit conference about his fish in front of complete strangers. I get stressed out by a presentation in front of people I've known for years
I think the key to it, is going through these for your own entertainment. He's fucking around with these people, it's hilarious I imagine watching their faces turn to horror when they realize it's a fish.
Lucky you, modern medicine has cheat codes. Get your psychiatrist to write you a propranolol subscription. You'll make a fool of yourself w/ a straight face.
@Crassus Not all youtubers have confidence, most of them yes. Michael is just a different kind of beast
ever watched brandon rodgers?
He didn't have anything to lose and the opinion of those strangers would not affect his life.
You're probably doing presentations for your job or class, where you are judged on your performance and it does have consequences.
everyone's talking about the reactions of the investors but nobody mentions how the cashier at the pet shop just stares at micheal in utter disbelief when he just casually hands him over 1000 dollars
with the reasoning “Its from fredrick”
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Hehe I'm your 1,000th like
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I have exams tommorow and instead of sleeping at 10:30 I'm watching a crack head give his goldfish stock
ANOTHER CRABS TREASURE HAS FREDRICK 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The fact that a literal goldfish outperformed the NASDAQ tells me all I need to know about the state of stock trading
moreso the world economy bruv
... The fact this post is accurate makes me think socialism is viable, if only because the limit to stock-market screwups for the common man is sub-fish.
Must be run by Aliens, if they're being outperformed by a Fish💀
Pretty much everyone that has dedicated their entire life to learning the stock market is still just gambling, the rest are using insider trading.
the fact that he actually got an appointment with pro stock brokers is why i love michael
Every ones reaction was just so good, like just sitting completely still while he excitedly talks about how he has a fish that likes to swim around..
theyre not stock brokers theyre startup company ceos but the sentiment is the same
WOAH? PARASOCIAL MUCH???!? Jkjk I enjoy Michael as well
That Boeing quote aged well.
Now this is the type of high quality content I look for!
The fact that the entire collective conciousness of the WSB reddit got defeated by something as simple as a coinflip to buy stocks with like a $8K difference just makes me think that everything from wolf of wallstreet was true and the advisors just gamble and guess
it wasn't a coinflip, it was FREDRICK
@@4forfour and that is what truly matters
How is Frederick a coin flip?
my guy it wasnt just wsb it beat the nasdaq its literally ALL gambling
I mean, he was buying a lot of stock that has just exploded and made gains for flexing investors, that should have been considered negative since correction is likely
"and that's how you turn a 5 hour task into a 1 and a half month task, because I'm a programmer, and that's what we do." is the most true sentence ever sai
There have been plenty of times where I go, "I wonder if I could automate this so I can turn this 5 minute task into a 1 or less" and then proceed to spend the next couple of weeks creating a program. but hey, that task doesnt take as long now.
You wanna code in that last letter of your comment, buddy?
@@mmirekelite56 Better come back in a couple of months.
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🤌 you dropped this
that's more like an engineer
Rest easy Fredrick, you did well
"and Michael why haven't you posted in 8 months?"
Only 2 years to go boys we can hold out a little longer
The fact you remembered your script when pitching your business idea is actually brilliant
Of course, Michael is a very serious business presentationer.
the fact he remembered he had a youtube channel is brilliant
Its a miracle!!! He thanked Jesus!!!
Facts
When you’re passionate about something you don’t need a script
As someone who has self-professed anxiety, Micheal sure is able to get into a lot of meetings and say a lot of bullshit straight-faced. I’m impressed.
the power of committing to the bit
As someone with anxiety, I'd somehow feel easier about pitching complete bullshit to a group of people I'll never see again compared to say, doing a real job interview or making a phone call to a billing company.
Disabilities often do not stop those who suffer from them. Their strength to persevere should not be used against them but instead celebrated. Your inability to experience his feelings leads you to discount them. Hold people up no down
I think the fact he know it was all for shits and giggles made him power through it easily
RIP Fredrick.
Michael I’m glad you cut this like an office episode, you making funny stuff bro😂