Tazer Camera Makes Me The Tallest Person in The Picture
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Make something that should be illegal but isn’t because you just invented it.
I would love to see the scary shit he makes
That's pretty much everything he makes haha
um, this???
Yes
@Chad Rahman Nah, not dangerous enough, or phallic enough
Make a camera that takes your photo only when you blink
This is actually a decent prank idea lmao
This is evil
LOL 100%
This is a fantastic idea
Lmao ahahahahaha
Not Lily getting progressively happier in each frame as she realizes what's happening, truly a match made in heaven (/hell) for Michael
Jokes aside, Michael is a great rolemodel for young men who feel insecure about their height. He embraces it and makes up for it by having a great personality and intellect.
Exactly-- just be comfortable with yourself and electrocute everyone over 5'5"
And by electrocuting people whom he has to look up to when talking with.
And a lot of tazers everything a man needs
Yeah and he did it by freaking tazing people
he also makes up for it with his sadistic inventions. what a great friend to have
"I don't need to be taller, I just need to make everyone shorter"
- Michael
Your kneecaps
will colapse
your kneecaps will relapse
Your knee caps will detach
Your kneecaps will be snatched.
-Adolf Hitler
"...enough pain to floor a fully grown adult"
Shame you couldn't test that part on yourself.
catfish552 gonna need a burn heal for that one shit
Oh he needs some milk
I'm pretty sure that was the point
@@Green_Bean_Machine f
OOF You killed him dude!
Fun fact: Scarra didn't fall because of his "counter-fall-muscles" strength. So, when you're above weight (don't take it offensively), your whole body gravity is completely different from an ideal weight because of it being concentrated on your belly. The muscles Michael used to make people fall down, are exactly the muscles that are weaker because of his weight, so all he needed to do is to counter force and of course the strongest muscles would win.
It's much more likely that the TENS unit doesn't work as well because of the thicker fat layer insulating his muscles.
Brain too small to process information. Brain is going to explode
@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 You don't know how TENS works eh ?
Transient Electrical Nerve Stimulation applies electricity directly to the muscles, totally bypassing the nerve/brain function.
Fat helps insulate the muscles from the TENS signals.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Brain hurts even more now but thanks anyways
(This is a joke and your comment actually helped my understanding greatly lol)
@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 Mor weight, less pain
I love that this man is piecing together a bunch of expensive fragile electronic pieces, and yet every single clip of him building the boxes takes place in a fucking tiny bathroom.
on top of a toilet i might add
expensive? the parts to make the 3d printed boxes (minus the wireless camera units, which to be fair hes just plugging a 3.5mm jack into) are in the 10s of dollars, max
@@Etacovda63 Huh! Well, I learned something new then.
@@thecatseighthlife7218most of the individual electronic chips are cheap to buy, including the ones in your phone. The expensive part of them comes from R&D and labor of soldering them together and packaging.
If you do those two things yourself, the parts are cheap, you just have to know how to use them (part of the R&D cost normally / skilled labor cost to design things that utilize them correctly).
“Tallest person in the room”
Cameraman: (sweats nervously)
Hes not considered, he is a human bipod
I mean, nobody knows what Cameraman Jon is, only that he's friendly
@@ODST_Republic 5:52
A drone connected to vr goggles that constantly follows you so you’re living in 3rd person
this
Yes
I rEALLY wanna see that
Oh god, yes.
thats great
This video is the only thing that makes me feel superior to Michael, cause I already knew which muscle he was looking for, before he started looking for it.
Now that programming shit on the other hand..... still trying to learn.
How's it going?
Pain
@@heavenlydoge2285 Currently learning assembly.
@@alberteinstein1015 well keep it up buddy, you'll catch that shit at some point. And ease through your work.
@@heavenlydoge2285 Hell yeah!
Being tall is an incredible privilege. I think what you did is ethical.
This guy's gonna become Dr Doofensmirtz in a decade or so
EthoArt wdym gonna? Isn’t he now?
zapinator
He’s gonna lose another foot with that slouch
@@lordmonocr6206 His inventions aren't at that level yet and not as efficient... plus, he still forgets the self destruct button
Ah yes, Parry the Platypus, so you came to destroy my Taser-not taser-box-camera
Make a scary looking invention that does nothing harmful but eveyone is scared because they dont trust you.
Also it could make zapy noises
Most of the robot ideas in the comments are formulaic, predictable and stupid. This one is legitimately genius. Something genuinely benign and useful that looks so terrifying that no one in the house wants to use it.
This is basically everyone of his inventions except for the ones with tazers
@@probablyonline2020 which is none of his inventions
@@probablyonline2020 yes, the big metal piston spike is totally harmless and can't pierce your hand
9:35 looks like a renaissance painting called "pain"
Imagine if in big hero 6, when Baymax shows the recordings, it’s just Tadashi electrocuting himself over and over.
Lily said: Yeah this is what i want in a boyfriend, a sociopath
He has a bit of a issue with electrocuting the OTV members. Especially after he joined them.
@@All54321 taser tag and hide and go seek video: yes but actually yes.
@@genreboy3802
Where’s the no coming from? All I see is him wanting to electrocute people
*-cough*whereswaldovideo*cough-*
@@All54321 True. I've corrected my mistake. 😁
Phycopath*
"I'm the tallest person In the room"
Cameraman: 👀
Well there's a pretty simple fix for that now isn't there?
@@MananagKiVato If the cameraman is shorter then Michael will look EVEN TALLER
Herminian but what if he used a camera stand?
@@OpalyzedYT then who was moving the camera
Herminian it could’ve been shaking from when the people were falling on the ground, could be collision movement, just saying.
Micheal: screaming in the basement
Offline tv: ah shit here we go again
I like how it slowly goes from mild confusion, to jokes, to literal fear. Like when Eddy was talking about the hernia he sounded actually afraid lol
make a robot that grabs your feet when they aren’t under the blanket
That's so bad xD
That would be so terrifying omg
I already have one but it’s not a robot and it’s invisible
Yes
Yes lmao
“You’re like 10 ft, 11 ft? Yeah we’re gonna fix that.”
kiss * Away, VSCO individual
I'm Dutch o.O
(Hacks his legs off) *now i'm the tallest person in the room :)*
I'd love to see a V2 that uses image recognition, servos and probing Tazer guns to actually shoot everyone that's not you. Then there's no setup beforehand and you could just have the separate from the camera in the room.
Also, quick disconnects for the Tazer guns for when and if the wires get crossed, or people jerk away.
@Frindgey yeah thatd be effective
Dude that was genuine happiness on Michaels face when the taser pictures were taken. That wasn’t a fake smile at ALL that was some real bliss going across his face 😂😂😂.
If you're the only one in the picture, you're automatically the tallest person.
No shit Sherlock Holmes
Camera that shoot all the people in the picture besides you
And the shortest
Clearly, the only solution is murder.
Solution: Kill the other people
"I'm the tallest person in the room!"
The cameraman: *panicking*
Cameraman,On knees:"pls no i have a family
Panik
Anakin. Stop panakin. Jesus has a planakin.
Yeet Brawl Stars the cameraman is shorter than Micheal when he’s on his knees
@@omega1575 really? You don't say!
i like seeing Fed hurt.
Bro became the highest in the room. Lawsuit incoming
I love how he's insane when sober but responsible when drunk
E
Reverse drunk
The reversal
@@kidsrogers8705
Za one
Ikr
Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects
If that isn't such a huge contrast, then I don't know what is.
Jack Enderle do you know why michael gets sponsers to taze his subjects
I just wanna inform you that I am the 667th like
@@tsyf1 I am 766 like
@@Tuskilicious Yay!
Seeing Gus getting shocked today has a much better taste
"As you can see Scarra is actually the only one who didn't fall down, but that's okay because I tased the back of his leg." Michael is a psycho and I stan with it.
At least you didn't make a camera that detonates small amounts of plastic explosives strapped to a person's kneecaps just to make them shorter.
Yeah see that would get him those views and all!
Tanerite is a lot cheaper lol
@Silly Nilly That no problem if he don't test it on us
“But Michael it sounds your coming up with another excuse to *tase* people.”
Michael: *yEs*
OK sans
Wow, I didn't know he said that
Taze*
I find it funny how Michaels friends can say they've been tazed by the same person more than once
Just Michael saying “I love this job” is amazing
This whole channel is an excuse for Michael to electrify people
And make TH-cam buddies
I think we're all pretty okay with that, save for like 6-10 very specific people
969 likes.. I really wanna like
What do you think the point of being smart, sarcastic, and having a TH-cam channel
michael*
Make a GPS that bullys you for driving poorly.
TheAsianSwag TM I have, it’s called a custom wayze voice
A GPS that yells at you when you miss a turn or exit
YES YES NY FAMILY WOULD ACTUALLY BUY THIS. also make her have a both Karen voice
or tazes you
vnnh i can’t see how tazing yourself while driving could possibly go wrong
“Me am robot man, do robot thing, fix problem”
I like how this video is completely based off of someone's user robot idea Yet he says how much he f****** hates user robot ideas
“Can I get a picture with you?”
“Sure lemme put these tasers on your legs.”
“Wai-“
*click*
Guacamole
Make a clock that aggressively shouts out time randomly
ITS FUCKING 8 O’CLOCK FUCK HE-
ITS 9:34 PM YOU FUCKING A WEEABOO BITCH
oh god please Michael, do this
ITS FUCKING 9AM
IT IS 4:20 FUCKING **BLAZZZZE IIIIIIT**
Y E S
That maniacal smile while people are falling down around him is just magical
I’d feel bad about Gus having a hernia but I’m too busy having lunch with the boi’s
is nobody gonna mention that half the video is filmed in the bathroom?
wario with no friends and 10 subscribers He’s there because there’s a possibility of water coming close to him so he can get electrocuted and die.
Also he got evicted recently
wario with no friends and 10 subscribers I literally think of everything that happens like that in videos like this
@@MrGothicruler666 evicted to the bathroom
Plenty of legroom
One of the tags for the video is “educational”.
Why does that surprise you? It's a very educational video
It is educational tho
i learned to don't be Michael's closest friend.
I learned to fear the "Reeves laugh"... ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!
I'm learning lots!
5:21 half the joy of this channel is watching Michael be afraid or ashamed of his creations..... truly an inspiration to maniacs everywhere 🥲
this video is out here collecting cancelled youtube like they're Pokemon cards. x'D
When he said he didn't finish College I genuinely was surprised.
Not because he is so smart, because I thought he was 15.
no he's just small
That's why he needs this camera
@Rion Turquoise
11:12 - 11:15
His girlfriend is taller than him
@@tworsfeline2302 from COLLEGE? like, after grade school middle school high school and THEN COLLEGE? Maybe if you skip like 5 grades and go into school early or something
This man could be getting millions, but opts to taze his friends. Mad respect
It's not about money, it's about... sending a message.
It’s not about the money we made, but the fun we had tazing people along the way
@@Silverwind87 The message is that pain is funny
I'd rather have money than a message
This is how he gets his millions.
One thing that’s amazing is he’s zapping himself, but behind him you just see the what the fuck is oatmeal wallpaper
its been 3 years and I only just realised that he built this entirely in the bathroom
Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down. credit to
Sangsue Leech
HELLO I PLAY LEAGUE f*cking great
👌
69th like lol
I approve
No
Make a chair that moves every time you try to sit down
I concur
YES
YEEEEESSS
Ingenious my friend
Yes please
Yes
…full offense but how tf did michael look older in high school than he does now
Don’t strive to stand amongst men of tall stature, strive to have men kneel when they feel you’re presence. - Thomas Shelby probably
Every single device that solves a problem using Doofenshmirtz logic should have -inator on the end of the name
Genius. You opened my eyes sir.
Dick Gun-inator
The height-inator
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Taser box- not tazers not definately not remote controlled tazers just put them on and let me take pictures of you boxes™ boxes-inator
When you meet that right girl, Michael, just be sure to let her know...
that you're defiantly a sadist.
OriginalDarkMew and let her know that it’s not a taser
I’m sure she’ll find out herself when he makes himself bend the knee with a fucking taser ring attached to his leg
d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com
stop liking this its better at 666
i would like the comment but it has 666 likes
8:03 I love how you can hear the combination of awe and absolute horror in Eddie's voice after the pain passed
Michael: But Michael, it kinda seems like your just coming up with another excuse to tase people
Also Michael: ✨yes✨ (1:13)
Make a machine that doesn’t get you evicted from your house
Colin Murphy it exists it is called gun (in the face of the landlord)
Threaten to taser the landlord.
photo with the landlord?
A gun
sir, that's a gun
5’9” “I am very short”
Me, 5’7”, “excuse me what”
My friend, 5’0” “wow ok”
BinaryInf he’s 5’9?
Im 5’5” bruh
5'9" SHORT!!!
*User committed suicide*
he’s not 5’9, he’s like 5’4. Pokimane is 5’4 and she looks taller than him
I’m 4’11
T r y m e ;--;
how has that scarra face at 9:44 not become a meme yet
hit me with that i-just-shit-my-pants face
Dude coming back to this after what Fed did and looking at 7:31 you can tell Yuvonne is super uncomfortable
So is this what would happen when a gremlin has a degree in electrical engineering?
No, thisis what happens when your halfling kinds get into contact with technology
@@brandonthegrey a chaotic neutral halfling who isnt exactly sure what the difference between neutral and evil is but knows he likes other people being in pain
@@brandonthegrey I was gunna say he might not know what a halfling is till I saw his username
You're just pointing out what has happened my friend
Gnomes.
"Tallest in the picture" that's inaccurate. A more realistic title is "only person in the picture"
Still technically correct! The only person is by definition the tallest.
And the shortest
@@Qtoyghs the best kind of correct
But they are still in the picture tho
A gun can do that
Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects. "You can't bring yourself up by bringing others down."Mykull: 'hold my camera".
Make a robot that every time it is near water, it jumps in while screaming like Tarzan. Oh, and don’t make it waterproof.
love the "what the 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 is oatmeal" wallpaper bud
HOW U DO DA SPESHAL FONT FOR DA FECK
@@officiallyshroomie I searched for "fancy font" on google, clicked the first result, and used that
but also, is your caps lock button broken or something?
@@ZoeBateman kool thanks, no my caps lock isnt broken, I'm on mobile. I just typed in all caps
1, 2, oatmeal
KIRBY IS A PINK GUY
"me am robot man, me do robot thing, fix problem"
-Michael Reeves 2019
420 like and first comment
Nice
Some day it will be inscribed upon a statue that towers above us all.
Cos it's tazing us.
"leg armpit"
- Michael Reeves 2019
I love how there's just 26 empty energy drinks, one empty cup of coffe, one empty glass and i thing two full smoothie bottles.
This is the TH-cam Rewind i want to see
"I'm the tallest person in the room"
forgot about the cameraman?
hes not an human it doesnt count
He needs his own box
@@demdrumsandguitar8208 When you r/woosh someone who made a joke making you the victim of the r/woosh therefore you have been r/woosh
Travis scott: I'm the highest in the room.
Michael: hey take this box.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
travis fucking dies
This comment is under preciated
@@talloccasion1562 (not clickbait)
Hold my box
I love how each shock immediately makes them drop straight to the floor
Missed opportunity:
“Taser that tases fed every time he harasses a woman”
I like how he straps an actual taser to the camera, not for function, but for style
Yes
It's for presentation. It is a important thing for every super villian
its for the aesthetic
@@theyeendigo presentation
Ur 1,000th like
As a 6’3” individual I am both afraid and aroused.
Philly Daize bottom energy
Those are two different measurements😂
like scarra
you too might also be a masochist
Lmao, I'm 1 inch shorter than you. I am expected to reach around 6'5 - 6'6. Have a good day!
same here Philly Daize
watching this after the whole situation with fed, seeing him with his hand constantly on yvonne's shoulder is really creepy
combine the face recognition in "trigger me elmo" to check if people are taller than you and combine with a proper taser (such as the Taser X3 so it can shoot three seperate probes) to only hit those taller than you
"But Micheal it just looks like your looking for another excuse to tase people"
"Yes."
Ael, not eal
Xena Costa I heard that right as I read your comment
@@user-ex3bh7fn2i huh?
@@xenacosta9608 he meant its michael instead of what you said which was micheal
I thought you wrote taste lol
Man, he didn't go to college and cheated in high school and look at where he is. I know what I'm gonna do
but the drug man said stay cool stay and school and smoke crack?????
Super villiany????
send a dog head in a box
This makes me scared of short people.
This is like my 11th rewatch or whatever but i just now noticed that the start of the video is in his bathroom
So, i just noticed that, even though he brushes off the hernia in the video, he doesn't actually make him do the stuff, and gets replaced in the picture. Just a nice little touch to show he's not a COMPLETE sociopath
Yet
Yet
Yet
Maybe he’s doing this to fool us
Umm no he’s a sociopath
“As I scroll through these, you’ll notice the average height in the room is getting progressively shorter.” Love the little psychopath commentary.
Didn't expect Bisqwit to be here
Let his friends all suffer for their judgement
🌰
Lol
lmao
As a short guy myself (5"0in) I am grateful that you made this Beautiful creation.
I wish this guy still made content like this
Micheal is that one kid in kindergarten that said “I want to be an evil scientist” when the teacher asks what we want to be when we grow up.
"I don't think you're tall enough" - evil teacher
i think michael was already an evil scientist in kindergarten
"I didn't graduate college and I had to lie to graduate high school"
Me: seems legit
My brain: b u t I t d o e s n t
“William Oscan and Cameraman John are a gay couple and adopted Michael Reeves”
Me: f u n n y
People in the comments: no
Why the bubblegum dumb fuck was this necessary
Yeah just reading this confused me
So he only graduated grade school?
Michael: hey guys I have a new project
Michael’s roommates: *quiet sobbing*
7:51 Scarra's voice when he said "you guys are bitches" was the funniest
lily looked at this and thought “that’s him that’s the one”
Miss Retro no but ok
This was while she was dating Albert...
@@Dylan-bc2po stoopid
@@deef6242 wdym stupid. She was dating Albert at the time so it wouldn't make sense.
@@deef6242 A joke made that defines irony... that isn't even funny...
"No need to make yourself taller, Make other people Shorter"
*Bruh*
Cut their feet off.
Congrats like feminism you’ve created Shortinism
welp say good bye to your ankles
*Sir im gonna require you to file a class action 🅱️ruh moment*
The epitome of "I'm not the problem, everyone else is"
"We dont need for me to be taller we just need to make everyone else shorter" Now we bring out the saws
Michael Reeves: if Dr Doofenshmerts had a Napoleon complex
LOL Underrated comment! 😂
So that's what happens when Perry retires...
And Napoleon stature
This is very True
jawohl
“Being a programmer has nothing to do with biology”
Micheal Reeves: *ELECTROCUTES LEG FOR HOURS*
I mean yeah, if he did he'd have gone for the glutes and hammies right off the bat.
So how do we fix that? Why by the simplest form! Trial and Error!
Video idea: A machine that drops a working toaster in your bathtub if you don’t upload for more than a year
Something about Micheal tasing people who are now known to be pretty bad (Fed Meyster and Gus Johnson) It makes it all the better
I also enjoyed this while re-watching for the millionth time. I feel like Im not any better for saying that lol